Everything Wrong With The Room In 8 Minutes Or Less

Who said we only did "good" movies?
We take on the so-called "worst movie ever made": The Room, which several of you have requested. How bad is it? Well, it's so bad, half the Cinema Sins team still hasn't even watched it to this day. We also might have broken the sin counter with this one, but we're looking into getting it fixed.
Oh, and this one isn't in HD, obviously. We sort of had to work with what we had, which was something just shy of regular D.
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[@carlost856]

To be fair with Tommy Wiseau, it must be excessively hard to write, produce, direct and star in a movie when you're not from the same planet as the audience.

[@remylebreau7701]

Torque omg im dying lmao 😂😂😂😂

[@tristenbernardo1628]

Torque this made me LMFAO

[@JustNatax3]

Torque I KNOW HE SOUNDS SO ALIEN. If you watch this movie without having the giggles you could get paranoid as fuck. His weird facial expressions, the dialogues, the tones of his voice... imagining he's just an alien in human skin creeps you the fuck out LOL

[@NefruSimons]

Holly Shit that was good LMAO

[@choosetolivefree]

Torque AnComs.. the most confused people in the world. "we're anarchists yet we need a government!!!" Makes not a single shred of fucking sense. And then have the good sense to say that actual anarchists that don't believe in government are not really anarchists. Lol! Biggest bunch of fucking idiots that ever existed

[@burgerbattle]

_"don't your breasts have cancer?"_ that was brutal.

[@AlexA-jt3dx]

Though funny as heck

[@default9250]

don't you have a Facebook page to go to?

[@the-jevster]

Default 2017 don't you have an original name to come up with?

[@yujirohanma5199]

Yep the screen writer/ movie completely forgot

[@burgerbattle]

how tf does my comment have 2k likes?

[@1q2w3e4r5t6yx]

The room is like AI robots trying to emulate human behaviour for the first time

[@FranciumBoron]

The Room VR but the AI is Self-Aware.

[@aarodful]

Someone got an AI to try and write a story and it's hilarious to read. Almost as bad as this ... Alsomst.

[@stevencoardvenice]

You're my best customer.

[@stevencoardvenice]

@@aarodful I saw that too. Here on KZbin. Absolute shit. The funny thing about the room is that the film crew helped edit the script on the fly to remove the most incomprehensible and unintelligible lines and scenes, so the original screenplay was even crazier

[@CYB3Redux]

i - cant argue with you there

[@NudlArm]

Thank you for letting the “tearing me apart Lisa” line slide. Everything in this film was sacrificed so that line would be perfect

[@TombRaider666]

best comment

[@nahtesalinas1917]

I agree with letting that line slide. It's perfect.

[@regalcartoon3952]

Based

[@slivorywings2821]

This makes me happy it's so silly

[@SamnissArandeen]

The Room 2: Tommy Wiseau is resurrected by Skynet as a cyborg and sent back in time to kill Mark and Lisa. "I AM TEARING YOU APART, LISA!"

[@supermovies4625]

Fucking genius

[@MisterGenesis64AK]

+Samniss Arandeen Don't give Wiseau any ideas man

[@Rizto92]

I did hit her, it's true! It's not bullshit! I did hit her! Oh hi Mark

[@DarthOmix]

+Samniss Arandeen Hell I'd watch it once.

[@Thomas-eh5mv]

Now I really want to see that.

[@justinwhy6404]

There's nothing wrong with this movie, there's not, that's bullshit, there's nothing wrong with it, there's _naaaht_ *Oh hi CinemaSins*

[@MausOfTheHouse]

Ah, the memes

[@thinkinginsidethebox6552]

Yes

[@thinkinginsidethebox6552]

Hahaha, what a story mark

[@handlethis213]

oh hi mark

[@beezysbeatz4924]

Hahahahaha! You probably DO like it, in an ironical way huh? Lol

[@mr.mastergaming8449]

"Doesn't your home have a kitchen" "Doesn't your breast have cancer"

[@chvckhvley]

fuuuuck 😂😂

[@jamesrodriguez3593]

i olst it completely had to put it again to be sure i heard it right

[@shoshonesasquatch1642]

Just started the video. Have no idea what your comment means but it had 999 likes. Had to add that last one.

[@spammr]

Respect 100+ for pfp

[@christophersuswal9544]

They DEFINITELY do

[@EAFTL]

Lisa: Johnny hit me yesterday. He was drunk. _5 minutes later_ Lisa: Johnny adopted Danny and paid for his apartment. He's a very caring guy.

[@Kiliny]

He did not!

[@drrockkso8882]

@Kiliny I think you meant to say "He did NAAAAHT!"

[@SH-zf1cf]

everyone sounds like they're reading a new script that they haven't practiced before or have ever even seen

[@reidmason2551]

Apparently Wiseau didn't show anybody, cast or crew, the script pages until the actual days of filming. (The scene of him dry humping the dress had everybody on set absolutely baffled.) And apparently he was a a total prima donna as well, which is partly why the other actors seem like they'd really rather be anywhere else.

[@guicaldo7164]

Kaley Especially Tommy sounds like he was high all the time... and with "all the time" I mean acting, writing, shooting and doing pretty much _everything!!!_

[@christiancristof491]

Everyone sounds like they're not even human.

[@supernoodles908]

Kaley how's your sex life

[@Sunnylucy]

Oh hi mark!

[@gaberockmain]

"This should have been done before the script was made." Holy f*ck cinema sins that was savage

[@griffinwalker8973]

gaberockmain But, necessary, as we were all thinking it.

[@elwyn5150]

gaberockmain I still think this movie is so awfully made that it's awesome.

[@evilsexyhamlet6399]

gaberockmain anyway, how's your sex life?

[@jhc1971]

Elwyn Chow My priating brother and I have been looking for this movie for a while now. Where did you find it?

[@gaberockmain]

+Penguin pretty shitty how about yours?

[@taitia8619]

The dialogue in The Room reminds me of RPGs where NPCs will react with the same lines to what you say no matter what, and you choose the most ill-befitting lines

[@drrockkso8882]

Lisa's "I don't wanna talk about it" is like when you've exhausted all of an NPC's dialog options, and they just repeat the same line to dismiss you if you try to interact with them further.

[@Vinkie]

"Hey everybody, let's go outside for some fresh air" IS THE ONLY ONE TO STAY INSIDE

[@alexbach1025]

She made everyone go outside to be alone with Marc? I mean, the story is a total mess, but THIS is the part you find unlogical?

[@mCblue79]

@@alexbach1025 Unlogical....oh hi mark!

[@Steamlazer]

@@alexbach1025 wouldn't someone find it suspicious that the person who wanted to go outside in the first place is one of the only ones who stays inside?

[@biggin92191]

This could have been called "Everything is Wrong With 'The Room'" and then just played the movie.

[@lemmegetuhhharmadillo6203]

Gold.

[@chibiprussia5574]

Same with the Avatar: The Last Airbender movie

[@remythecat5608]

So true.

[@stampede274]

+Chibi Prussia I disagree. The Room is truly in a class by itself. It manages to get things wrong I didn't even know you *could* get wrong. This skipped over some of my personal favorite observations, like how the extras in the coffee shop are more interesting-looking than the main actors, or how literally every piece of furniture in the living room is placed in the worst possible location for functionality

[@chibiprussia5574]

Robert Fishburne At least the people's names are pronounced right

[@JP-ll9yk]

"doesn't your home have a kitchen?" "Don't your breasts have cancer?" *_JESUS, DUDE_*

[@tommyblade8093]

jesus proa burnnnn xD

[@Dinckelburg]

Somebody shouted this out at a screening the other night, the whole theatre caved in with laughter.

[@Albukhshi]

Savage level: infinite.

[@YoutubePizzer]

lol

[@AnOceanOnFire]

...

[@garytoca3989]

I feel like from a psychologist perspective his personality is one of those mysteries that will only be able to be understood in the future when science has developed a better understanding of the human mind

[@lorz8940]

Bold of you to assume that Johnny is a human

[@darwinjuarez6696]

That makes......NOOOOOOO fucking sense.

[@bluegenes2273]

*ding*

[@toffy5605]

nah, he's just polish (i am qualified to make this joke because i, myself, am polish)

[@streetpeter3210]

It will take a computer algorithm working 24/7 for 9000 years to figure out his nationality.

[@leoweinreb9920]

Missed sin opportunities: 1. Framed photos of spoons on the table in the main room. 2. Many minutes of opening credits and stock images of San Francisco. 3. Several minutes dedicated to a slow pan across the screen of the ENTIRE LENGTH of the golden gate bridge. 4. Many minutes of silently playing football in the park with background music. 5. Greg Sistero is the best actor in this movie. 6. Greg Sistero managed to make most of his LIVING based on his memoirs about his shitty role in this awful film. 7. "Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep". 8. Attendance at the party at the end suggests that these insanely strange people manage to have active social lives. 9. Tuxedos.

[@shi_.]

Also the fake fruits found on EVERY table

[@TheNJfusionguy]

I'd say the guy that played Chris R was the best... At least he gave the best performance in the movie

[@FoxDren]

10. No flying vampire car

[@aramsohigian2166]

Standing ovation for the "cheep cheep cheep cheep." Now I have to watch it again. I'm dying laughing here already.

[@jimsty5222]

Don't forget about the really odd and dramatic C/U on Marks face after we see he shaved.

[@39Hundred]

Johnny should've played Loki in the Marvel films. "Oh, hi Thor."

[@GeziLiuWa]

Oh my God... I can't stop picturing it now.

[@dagr8warren]

best comment

[@ricardoalamillogamboa6883]

"Oh, men. I got the picture"

[@Deadlock239]

i did not let in the frost giants, its b*llshit, i did not let them in, i did naht. oh hi thor!

[@cristiadam6401]

Lol. I love this movie, I even bought an awesome t shirt " You are tearing me apart Lisa " You got to see this one www.redbubble.com/people/smokinho/works/22548824-you-are-tearing-me-apart-lisa

[@Dragonflower]

The highest count in any video. Should most definitely stay that way.

[@benitofranco372]

TheRoseTintedDuke Actualy Iron Man got more. And so did "Everything Wrong with Cinemasins"

[@piranhasforscissors]

The Justin Bieber movie got the most. [Yes I checked]

[@cqssie_9345]

Actually "Everything Wrong with Cinemasins" got the most... It got infinity XD

[@biggestfan8949]

Cassie Land infinity isn't a number

[@MMMHOTCHEEZE]

You're right, it's every number.

[@coffewitgemini9953]

Lisa's mom: Doesn't your home have a kitchen? Jeremy: DON'T YOUR BREAST HAVE CANCER???

[@SwagsterPotatoGD]

69th like :)

[@guillaumem9953]

Savage 😂💀

[@Howlingburd19]

The savagery LMFAO

[@spartan114m]

I feel like when Tommy is talking he is actively being Dubbed.

[@catmcquillan7499]

A lot of the time,he was.he screwed up his lines so much in some cases they dubbed him.

[@RuthCuadrado]

I learned in the book that he had to dub himself

[@macki34549]

@@RuthCuadrado It’s called ADR. Most dialogue is re-recorded in a studio in most movies. (I have a bachelor’s degree in film and media production.)

[@jbvader721]

@@macki34549 However, I would assess that the dubbing in "The Room" is so bad it makes the English dubbing of the old "Godzilla" movies look good.

[@drrockkso8882]

He literally was. Tommy fucked up his lines in so many takes that eventually he just ADR'ed most of his own dialogue into the movie after filming had wrapped.

[@caydenblue]

Cinema Sins: "No one on earth looks like Johnny" James Franco: "we'll see about that"

[@MarkanVaran7]

lol

[@vnsh1524]

Shit Talk Industries well with the wig

[@jakeholland1848]

James Franco: hold my beer

[@tonywrestles2]

I'm actually really scared. I saw the first trailer, and I was massively underwhelmed.

[@turkeyleg1]

Charles Lee ray

[@Nothaut]

1,591,985,490 total sins. This movie sins at roughly *_270,000 per SECOND._*

[@frederickshaibani5655]

Haha. What a story, Nothaut!

[@JaneDoe-ym7de]

Anyway, how's your sex life?

[@ieatrocks8318]

Oh hi Nothaut!

[@jshanker2005]

Just maybe one day, you'll realize just what a masterpiece this movie really is. It will be talked about even in the next millennium - long after we have turned to dust.

[@AnAceBrit]

oh hi Lucy Stacey

[@MLISlC]

4:25 "There's nothing wrong with this scene. This is gold." Damn straight!

[@Spartan536]

This movie is proof that if you fail hard enough you can actually win

[@stevej6441]

lets not talk about this movie........anyway how's your sexlife?

[@StringierHail56]

It's gone because of this movie

[@stevej6441]

hahaha xD

[@coskunonurkucukkaragoz5215]

Did you just reply to your own comment?

[@AdamG1983]

LOL

[@AdamG1983]

coskun onur Kucukkaragoz That happened

[@maxassasin911]

In the original script Tommy Wiseau was not supposed to die, he was supposed to be revealed as a vampire. That would have been the greatest moment in cinema history. Too bad some people don't understand true art.

[@RodPeeler]

And then leave in his flying car

[@TheDRODOR]

....to his planet

[@TheDRODOR]

....that needs him :P

[@NicolasSilvaVasault]

+Dingo D. Manhunter is this true?

[@maxassasin911]

***** Read the book about the behind the scenes of the room. The Book is not meant to be a comedy but the artistic talent Tommy Wiseau will leave you in awe. He did shit like buying all the equipment, shooting the movie in hd and 35mm simultaneously cause he didn't know the difference and my favorite part where he makes sets for scenes that can easily be done on location. What i told you is just the tip of the iceberg mate, you must read it and you will know i do not lie.

[@eilonda1]

This video should be about one hour and thirty nine minutes

[@elpeluca7780]

You misspelt 1 second

[@hitsurei]

@@elpeluca7780 even worse, the fact that this video exist is already a sin.

[@AtomicAnton_]

There should've been a bonus round for everytime Lisa said "I don't wanna talk about it"

[@travismonk2804]

"i'm busy i have to go"

[@GINGOLOGUNGA]

"I don't wanna talk about it." -Carth Onasi during the entire first half of Knights Of The Old Republic

[@Howlingburd19]

Or entrances and exits

[@Psychoclaw]

"Don't your breasts have cancer?" I LOST IT.

[@kingtommy690]

Omg ikr

[@Baccamail]

im still laughing so damn hard

[@masahiromoriyama5212]

+Psychoclaw I'm dying.

[@aaron386]

Search for "MMD Vine The Room Scene."

[@mcdonalds5972]

*"Who the f*ck is this guy?"* "You have got to be honest with Johnny!" "I agree with that." *"WHO THE F*CK IS THIS GUY?!"* I'm still dying of laughter

[@jollu1]

apparently 1 of the other characters quit halfway throuigh the filming, so they took the script and added that random guy to say the lines lol

[@tellmeyoudidntjustsaythat3643]

GLORIOUS....first time in any of these videos where he seemed legit upset and frustrated.

[@bigchimbus6309]

Hey you. Here's the thousandth like.

[@popcaps1176]

Mc Donalds i read that as it said it

[@okami4517]

Mc Donalds 😂😂😂😂

[@FishyXLiar]

"there's nothing wrong with this scene" they proceed to stand up and sit down and stand up and sit down and stand up and sit down

[@drrockkso8882]

The Room is like if someone took a thousand random lines of dialogue that NPC pedestrians from Grand Theft Auto say when you walk past them and then stitched those lines together into a screenplay.

[@alaly1027]

Should have done a bonus round for how many times Lisa said "I don't want to talk about it".

[@Scallion_D]

Or "Don't worry about it".

[@kilometerbob2662]

Not really a good one she only does it 7 times

[@taitia8619]

@@kilometerbob2662 7 is WAY too many

[@charlie5thumbs351]

And how many times Mark mentioned that Johnny was his best friend.

[@gabrielking7855]

Well that would make more sins than atoms in the observable universe

[@keke8880]

Why does Johnny's voice sound like it's being dubbed? Serious question

[@keke8880]

that makes sense lol thank you

[@planetyes]

Alexander Belov omg lol

[@RedApples91]

I'm laughing so hard about this.

[@nosferatuzodd4956]

Keke he dubs his interviews

[@beyris]

Up the Irons \m/

[@vierhundertzwanzig4593]

I feel like this movie was a product of some early machine learning project, it's just on a whole other plane of absurdity

[@scipioafricanus5871]

The performances of the actors are left solidly in the Valley of Uncanny to somewhat mimic actual characters.

[@vika0194]

If you watch the ''behind the scenes'' clips they are extremely serious and think they are actually making a good movie.

[@eilonda1]

This movie is a masterpiece. The only thing wrong with it is that it has never won an oscar

[@selenarivers2576]

Eilon Davidson I’ve never seen this movie and after watching this I’ll never be able to see it as a masterpiece haha

[@JustMaxior]

it needs a special oscar category in movies that are flawless

[@princeofcupspoc9073]

It should win a Darwin award. Oh, wait, that was just wishful thinking.

[@josephchambers2000]

The problem is, if Wiseau ever reads this comment, he won’t realise it’s sarcastic.

[@Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni]

Indeed. INJUSTICEEE!

[@moominmoti4511]

"You are tearing me apart, Lisa!" lost my shit.

[@NoneStar]

Is it over?

[@RumFighter]

Hey, I found a shit! Is it yours?

[@moominmoti4511]

yea, thanks!

[@gunslingerdaz3375]

carbonaceousAnomura It made me fucking cringe.

[@kakashi76767]

You are leasing my apartment, tara! I meant, you are tearing me apart, lisa!

[@cavejohnsonstanaccount4635]

I did not hit her, *_I did not._* *_OH, HI MARK._*

[@rainyday4970]

That's "I did NAAAHT."

[@eugeneketaminekrebs3403]

It's "OH HAI MARK"

[@zomayravega2378]

LeDerpium Herpium u

[@adriananinoartigas5880]

LeDerpium Herpium I did NAWT

[@hussien04]

LeDerpium Herpium that’s abullshit

[@thouxanbando]

Now I’m just waiting for *Everything right with The Room*

[@thesprawl2361]

But that channel rates _genuinely good_ moments in films: things like great writing, acting, cinematography, etc.... ...and while The Room is brilliantly funny in so-bad-it's-good kind of way, it's also objectively a heap of total shit with terrible writing, acting, editing, everything. So there's nothing in it that you can highlight as 'good', because all the good bits are only good because they're bad.

[@josephsabogal1708]

It would last like 1 second.

[@Howlingburd19]

Joseph Sabogal actually, it would show the entire movie; all one hour and forty minutes of it :)

[@Player-kg1ds]

Would that even be a second long

[@chrisridenhour]

Discovering The Room in 2020 is the only thing that has brought me joy and kept me from going completely insane. Thank you Tommy!

[@favoritemustard3542]

GD I can't believe it's already been that long! See! 2 wrongs can make a right ~ 2Ø2Ø + THE ROOM = your saved sanity lol

[@Karifi]

Don't forget to watch The Disaster Artist. Is really good

[@Joab03291999]

This is actually the only movie he's done where CinemaSins sounds legitimately frustrated at the film.

[@vl3vnz00m5]

I know right, I felt like Jeremy was so mad that the movie existed

[@sivad1025]

I find it funny because this movie is so much more enjoyable than a whole bunch of other movies. I actually didn't find it as bad as it's given credit and when it is bad, it's easily so bad it's good.

[@thomaslemos2240]

+vl3vnz00m I feel like Jeremy got mad before the movie started and he was trying to hold in his anger, until he called at that with " Who THE FUCK is this guy?"

[@thomaslemos2240]

+Shogun Exo/ SH1NR4 T3N531 until he LOST IT at

[@hrghrurgrg9134]

Yeah you should probably watch CinemaSins for Fast and Furious 7.....

[@MichelleZhou]

You should have included the part where Mark talked about his girlfriend who got beat up and ended up on Guerrero Street and Johnny LAUGHED about it

[@veijo7966]

what a story mark!

[@jjwp-ql5rv]

In the hospital on Guerrro St

[@lashondadevaughn303]

😂🤣😂

[@shmavster4209]

haha what a story mark!

[@tillerman7272]

and the frame spoons

[@atdynax]

Spooooons

[@Cheerwine091]

Good ol’ 734 framed pictures of spoons

[@gokulkrishnagopakumar8794]

*The Room exists* *Movie sin counter algorithm:* Yes.

[@douglaspierce6386]

what state does this guy live in? is it- Oh-Hai-o

[@TheBusttheboss]

Scooby Doge Cool story Scooby Doge, Anyway, how's your sex life?

[@merkxgaming7483]

TheBusttheboss he has a sex life ???????? thats a sin right there

[@TofuCat75]

Oh Hi Doggy

[@PicotheaShark]

Scooby Doge Hiyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@abaddonthelordofavernus.4353]

MERKx GAMING * ding *

[@armadillolover99]

"Doesn't your house have a kitchen?" "Don't your breasts have cancer?" I *died* here. I thought you would go with something like "she would be great at CinemaSins but GG man, you came up with the best possible answer.

[@scotcarr3390]

Even if you're someone who lost a loved one to cancer (like me), you can't be angry at CineSins for such a gut-punch retort. Perhaps because "The Room" does more offensive things w/out even TRYING to, the CineSins guy felt he at least had to TRY keeping up w/it.

[@scotcarr3390]

Again, just gotta say, Wiseau's a born crap actor. I put this in another post about "The Room", & I totally can imagine this: Tommy - oh hi Mark. Lisa - Lisa! LISA, you stupid PRICK!! Goddamn, you! You have to be denser than a black hole! HOW long have we been together & you STILL fuck up my name!?! No WONDER I hate you now! And, by the way, I'm FUCKING Mark because you are FANTASTICALLY bad at having sex!!! Tommy - ha ha ha. you're funny Mark. (Gunshot. Tommy hits the floor. I put two more in Tommy's some.) Me (walking into the scene) - TRUST me, THIS was for the best!...🙃

[@SirEnderDorothE]

I have GOT to figure out a way to work this line into my next job interview.

[@ryansean4969]

Cheep cheep cheep cheep

[@claudiam2474]

@@scotcarr3390 today he wouldn t say it...it s all about horrible jokes And virtue signaling.

[@tristanmylo5299]

*1,591,985,490 total sins* "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!!"

[@LostWarriorPoet]

I miss you guys being this creative and funny. Classic episode. 😊

[@dohmies77]

I've seen porno having better scripts, dialogues, stories and over all production values than this one.

[@MattZelda]

The girl orders a pizza. She has no moneys. She offers services in order to receive goods. Economics in a shellnut. Cinematography is on point. Yeah you got a point there.

[@DIGITALGH05T]

Mikael K like the one where a girl decides to be a lifeguard of this dudes bath tub then kicks him out of his own tub cuz she claims there's a shark in there?

[@elijahoconnell]

Mikael K the budget for this movie was 6 MILLION DOLLARS

[@ShootGamesOfficial]

but u haven't seen a better film

[@dohmies77]

ShootGamesOfficial yeah, this definitely tops out Pulp Fiction

[@obviouspsudonym6463]

I don't know about anyone else, but I can't help cracking up at how Jeremy sounds progressively more pissed every time he has to ask "WHO THE F@#$ IS THIS GUY?!"

[@a2izo]

Obvious Psudonym oh hi Mark.

[@RosettaStoned525]

How'd you guys find out his name is Jeremy? Lmao

[@billstud2007]

They should have titled this video "Everything Right With The Room" and it would have saved them a lot of time.

[@andrewbirkett698]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with the Room. It’s a timeless classic.

[@sonsofthesportsguy]

Not enough football.

[@JohnSmith-wz9cx]

Not enough Denny

[@masturch33f66]

@@sonsofthesportsguy No.

[@scipioafricanus5871]

@@JohnSmith-wz9cx I need a spin off with this creepy dude.

[@user-lc7xb7wx7d]

@@scipioafricanus5871 a good idea! I love how casually he involves into the the pillow fight. Flawless!

[@EggsBenedicts]

U forgot about the “chip chip chip chip” part... that’s at least worth 1,591,985,490 sins off

[@jappisardar260]

I am still not sure whether that was for comedic relief or not

[@jjwp-ql5rv]

"cheep, cheep" like a bird not chip, chip

[@bonemech5000]

This entire movie is worth 999,999,999,999,999 sins off

[@Idkwhatiam]

Oh hi mark

[@imosplace]

AND SPOONS!

[@bigmikeswearingen1946]

"I did not hit her, I did not it's bullshit I did noooot oh hi mark"

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

Anyway, how is your sex life?

[@kimmyfreak200]

that made me LOL why lisa whyyyy oh hi bitch

[@Mojoballer]

Big Mike Swearingen I did nauught

[@Splackavellie85]

Even Tommy Wiseau knew this line better than you did.

[@RiftinfoOfficial]

More like "I did not hit her, it's not TRUE, it's BULLSHIT, I did not hit her, i did NAAAHT" Don't ask me why I remember so clearly.

[@littlemsterious991]

There are so many golden moments missed in this, i think this need to be redone.

[@dfinite4089]

It’s so hard to write a book, write a completed movie script, and make a full length feature. Props to Tommy Wiseau for all of that.

[@ahrielpalafox7792]

Oh hi comment section

[@LisakMysak]

Oh hi B.K.A. Pokemon

[@orlandolopezmartinez5282]

Oh hi user 🏈 How is your sex life?

[@IamaPERSON]

Oh hai mark

[@hoov_er3735]

i did naht

[@lilyega]

Oh hi yvyyvgj7ij u

[@maxradlicz4938]

Legend has it the sin counter is still going up

[@michalsobanski2388]

*oh hi max*

[@loulabelle5082]

😂😂😂

[@hopscotchbunny]

Max Radlicz yep

[@Nogdog945]

Oh high Micheal I didn’t recognize you, you’re my favorite customer

[@alexkennedy1820]

"Doesn't your home have a kitchen?" I laughed so hard at that line. I don't know why. I could watch this movie all day.

[@eieiejjr]

2020? Also who else came here after everything wrong with birdemic?

[@frasancorre7721]

You what

[@Gias1]

Nope. Vox had an item about how bad it was. So watched the movie for the first time.

[@soundchecked123]

UR TEARING ME APART LISA

[@Danimal77]

You're*

[@hatzili1272]

I saw this comment as Johnny said it

[@VirtusStudioss]

1000nd like boi

[@TheBros2theend]

Jesus Christ loves you. God bless save and heal and forgive you amen.

[@proopmcshitlington3392]

@@TheBros2theend Haha, you're funny *P.S pretend the "Haha" sounds like Johnny's laugh when you read this in your head.*

[@Laughinopoulous]

They forgot to mention that Denny keeps calling Johnny "Tommy" in the final scene.

[@kimmyfreak200]

as if it couldn't get any worse

[@AbhishekNayar]

Oh i thought i misheard that lol

[@SlickEvader]

He clearly say johnny but really fast

[@The18iceman]

A. This is still one of the best sins movies ever. 2. This movie turns 20 years old this year and we need a re-sin. C. The guy who plays Mark is going to be at a local drive-in in June for a screening of this movie and I can't wait to go.

[@ma53jg]

OMG!!!! I have tears on my face from laughing so hard at this video!!!!!

[@mouthyheathen8334]

Wow, maybe you are Tommy Wiseau. You laugh at things that aren't actually funny.

[@jimwettlaufer5813]

You missed the fact all the framed photos are all stock images of spoons

[@doctorgitgud9314]

White Vans Inc. you’re joking, please tell me you’re joking

[@rainyday4970]

Nope. Watch the movie. Preferably with a big audience.

[@user-zb3yl1wu8u]

i was actually hoping they'd bring it up! lol one of the first things i noticed about the in-house props tommy used

[@FoxDren]

It's the same pictures aswell

[@creaturesoul4469]

Yeah, people bring plastic spoons during screenings of the movie and they all throw them at the screen together whenever they see the stock image spoon photos XD

[@omarcorrea]

I heard the filming crew all quit in the middle of making this movie cause it was so bad and he had to hire a whole new crew to finish the movie.

[@firefalcoln]

They had to hire a new crew twice.

[@Jordan-Ramses]

If you really did everything wrong with 'The Room' it would be at least twice as long as the film itself. Its a paradox. Science cannot explain this essential fact.

[@KenLinx]

How did he have the money to make this movie?

[@ihatevnecks7015]

You can tell when the actor for the psychiatrist he talks to changes between their original scene and the party towards the end; same guy but two different actors lol.

[@Jordan-Ramses]

lil shit -> I don't know if that is true, but that is very believable. I have a hard time thinking he earned the money himself and he's not in jail or dead.

[@davidvandersterre]

Wiseau-Films: "Wait, how many sins did you say?" CinemaSins: "yes"

[@superheavyxd2684]

Tommy Wiseau: I DID NOT SIN! I DID NOT! IT IS BULLSHIT!...... Oh hey Jeremy!

[@frasancorre7721]

@@superheavyxd2684 you just kill nerd because he sinned the avengers

[@superheavyxd2684]

@@frasancorre7721 I did?

[@NicoTheCinderace]

I just saw this in person with my dad tonight. We even got to see the VA for mark doing Q&A and a live script reading of one of the drafts of the room before the final cut. That, and we constantly saw pictures of spoons, and so we all yelled "SPOON" and threw our plastic spoons at the screen. Oh, and it wasn't just me. We had an entire audience there as well. We absolutely loved it.

[@ayami7372]

You forgot the fact that literally EVERY goddamn man in this movie is in love with Lisa!

[@Mythorian]

I am me Lisa is ugly so I don't get it...

[@ayami7372]

Well me neither

[@metanoia3438]

Am I the only one who doesn’t see her charm?

[@cantputashrugasausernameso5105]

Worst part is that, if you lookup the actress in Google, she's actually pretty. She just looks unatractive in The Room.

[@J.B.0815]

I don't get it, too... Yeah, she's cute, but hey, so are many girls. I don't criticize the actress, she's fine, it's just about Lisa who was supposed to be a femme fatale every man falls in for a reason. But Lisa's nothing special, she lacks of refinement, charm, smartness... Anything that a vamp should have beside a pretty face and a sexy body... Maybe she has nipples that taste like beer or something...

[@dontcallmewave]

Everything wrong with the room: nothing. This movie is flawless. It is perfection

[@SuperTonyony]

No, "Night of the Lepus" is perfection!

[@barktrap]

I saw that kind of thing, but it was Spider-Man 2.

[@Dysmo_]

When you chase clout but had to scroll 2 minutes to find this comment.

[@themiddleeastroofkorean3401]

Johnny would say ahaha

[@thefreddyshow9144]

Yet it got over a billion sins from cinema sins

[@SuperPussyFinger]

“Don’t your breasts have cancer?” This is the first time I’ve laughed my ass off over a cancer joke.

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Also, the mom was so acting so casual when she got a breast cancer

[@Business_Ape]

The fact that the video is only 8 minutes shows how perfect this movie is

[@VytoneJr]

Arthur from the Joker: "I used to to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a comedy." Johnny: "Hold my 1000 red roses"

[@pahlevymu]

*Hold my sex life

[@JohnSmith-wz9cx]

69 likes

[@ScoutTrooperTK]

@@JohnSmith-wz9cx Hahahahaha funny s*x number

[@Howlingburd19]

“Hold my spoons” “Hold my football”

[@NicoleBe]

They have a weird laugh, have long hair and are weird misfits with no self awareness. Wiseau could actually take up that role without acting

[@ZombieDeathRace]

Movie Sin Tally: 1,591,985,490 Sentence: Still better than Twilight.

[@KakaOfTheRealMadrid]

ZombieDeathRace should've been, *sentence: but how izz yewr sexx lyfe?

[@ericeeshan]

ZombieDeathRace lol

[@guthax30]

ZombieDeathRace Let it die for fucks sake. You’re beating a zombie-horse at this point.

[@ZombieDeathRace]

guthax30 Maybe if Twilight had zombie horses, it would have won an Oscar?

[@guthax30]

ZombieDeathRace If it had zombie-werewolf-vampire-robot-teenagers from outer-space...and they were also gay black holocaust victims with AIDS living in a New York ghetto and singing about singing...it STILL would be totally culturally irrelevant and wouldn’t deserve and Oscar. Even the jokes about this thing aren’t funny anymore 😞

[@ricky.888]

“As far as I’m concerned, you can drop off the earth. That’s a promise.”

[@BCsouperfan2124]

“Everything Wrong with The Room” *plays entire movie*

[@LyricalXilence]

Best thing about this one is the constant "WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY"?

[@rockkevinrock]

I laughed like hell when he said "The doorbell JUST RANG fuckface" Oh CinemaSins don't ever change.

[@callmecraig3046]

I will never get over "Who the fuck is THIS guy..?" "Who THE FUCK is this guy!?"

[@anjelinavillalobos3973]

and "HOLY SHIT denny is a creepy bastard"

[@hatrick3117]

anyway how is your sex life?

[@jackcowgill4284]

+lina smith and "Don't your breast have cancer"

[@duachim]

Its asked enough, makes me laugh every time it gets asked, that and "Dont slipn on the seman on your way up"

[@Omaru1982]

I watched the film at the weekend w/uout seeing this vid and said the exact same thing. Also they missed a sin where Lisa's friend actually rings the doorbell in the one scene where shes cheating with Mark. Everyone else had been entering the house just because.

[@empressofawesome7099]

Oh my God, that "Hey Everybody" sounded JUST like Dr Nick Riveria! LOL. I hear it even more at that part & that's pretty much, if I remember right, something Dr Nick Riveria used to say!

[@boogier.t.1207]

Omfg, I haven't laughed so hard at Cinemas Sin video before, this was pure gold😂😂😂😂👌👌👌

[@ivan_the_daniel]

You DEFINETLY have to redo this EWW of The Room. Just 8 min for this? It deserves better!!

[@cleverstudios4565]

ivankord ii

[@Ronit1302]

But it already got like 1.5 billion sins xD

[@Natika101]

I agree with this. Cinema sins has come along way and this deserves a new reboot of "wtf"ery. Although it means he has to watch it again, no hardship with some scotch and vodka

[@luukpeeters9474]

maybe theyll get another crack at it with the disaster artist a comedy about how the shittiest movie ever was made

[@izeberamia]

"As far as I'm concerned you can drop off the Earth!! That's a promise."?????? Okay...?

[@isiahalcindor6278]

+TheCommentGuy then why the fuck didn't u recognize me ?

[@vrabo3026]

+TheCommentGuy oh hi doggie.

[@vrabo3026]

Sildita That's me!

[@Leonardohummel]

+uroppafollowsme keep your stupid comments in your pockets!

[@nerdly745]

Nearly 7 years later and this is still one of the best sins videos

[@caeserromero3013]

Can we all just take a minute to recognise the awesome achievement of Mr Wiseau. To be the the undisputed worlds worst actor, director, script writer and producer REALLY takes some doing. The most I could ever hope to be is one of those...but this guy takes all 4 🤣

[@Minnesotaboy126]

Fun fact the guy at the end when you were like "who the fuck is this guy?" was supposed to be the psychiatrist dude from earlier, but the guy apparently ha had other acting arrangements so he couldn't make it.

[@dozedimples]

+Minnesotaboy126 this just keeps getting better and better

[@orthellion2347]

Lucky him.

[@klaghzyn8124]

"Other acting arrangements." Specifically, anything other than this movie.

[@andrewpelle6797]

Omg thats hillariouse

[@muffchuff9220]

That's the idea

[@BronyTimereactions]

this has to be the biggest sin counter in cinema sins history

[@whatisit81]

Watch Everything Wrong with Cinemasins.

[@Nootathotep]

+Brony Time Everything Wrong with one of the Transformers films...

[@TroutOfOrder]

+Brony Time Actually justin beiber's never say never got way more than this.

[@thegamerator10]

There will be bigger, my friend.

[@Pierdoink]

+TroutOfOrder that only got 98

[@regalcartoon3952]

“You’re tearing me apart, Lisa!” The rest of the movie may suck. But this is one of the best delivered lines in movie history.

[@pureltz1767]

Tommy Wiseau's unrivaled directorial debut, The Room is a masterpiece and one of the most underappreciated films of the modern era. Every line and scene has so much care and effort put into it that it easily puts many far more ambitious films to shame. Its character writing is outstanding and every line feels genuine and carries emotional weight. The film features an excellent and devoted cast, including fantastic performances from Greg Sestero and Juliette Danielle, though every role is brilliantly portrayed. The story is a marvelous feat in story telling, with an intricate, compelling narrative that will keep you enthralled, intensely suspenseful cliff hangers, and a heart-stopping ending. Anyone who's seen it knows this is only a modicum of the heartfelt genius that makes The Room easily the greatest film of all time.

[@maxcady6915]

"- If you love me you'll drink this." "That's how the Jonestown Massacre started." LOL

[@YeeSoest]

So true: "nobody on this entire EARTH looks like Tommy Wiseau." I don't know what it is about that dude but his crap can make me laugh so much harder than 75% of comedians...

[@coolboiztoyzxl7261]

not anymore

[@lightningmcdweeb]

@@coolboiztoyzxl7261 agreed

[@altunuzwwiiraidreplaysrobl4129]

@@lightningmcdweeb what

[@Howlingburd19]

This video in general is great. Probably the best CinemaSins video. “HOLY SH*T, Denny is a creepy bastard!”

[@jordanlay4237]

He looks like a skinny version of Peter steele

[@karawigley6231]

It’s like he watched American football & always wanted to throw a football around but never got the chance until this movie.

[@jeng9927]

CanNOT get enough of this CS. It’s in my permanent playlist. But every time I think of this movie I can’t help but wonder what the camera guys or any of the crew were thinking.

[@bedroomguitars]

I calculated it and it's about 9 million sins per second

[@azehnuuuuu1846]

Not enough

[@Chococat3646]

Fuck your maths im still failing shit

[@lifehacksyoutubedudewiththeroc]

How the fuck did you get 9 million per second

[@Webberjo]

For a supreme genius, you'd think you'd know the movie isn't 7 minutes and 55 seconds long. According to IMDb, The Room has a run time of 1h 39m, which is (60 + 39) * 60 = 5,940 seconds, meaning the actual sins per second is 1,591,985,490 / 5,940 = 268,011.

[@Webberjo]

It doesn't make sense to make a sins per second calculation based on the length of this video though when they tally sins over the course of the entire movie. That's like watching a video compilation of bad things and then saying "bad things happen every X second/s".

[@alanpeel1981]

1:24 - "If you love me you'll drink this." Seven words you never want to hear from Bill Cosby.

[@glennabraham2345]

Lmfao!

[@christinaspiridou5429]

This comment is gold

[@tabuu9]

Someone's seen Rifftrax Live

[@1ilbrayaka]

"If you love me you'll drink this." I say to Keemstar while holding a bottle of bleach.

[@julius9654]

hahaha good story alanpeel1981!! So anyway how's your sex life?

[@JDthegamer209]

7:08 "This should have been done before the script was written" why does that line make me laugh every time?

[@thejubilate]

“no one on the entire earth looks like tommy” 💀

[@shermanbrown419]

if you love me, you'll drink this.

[@jesussonofgod3115]

drink what?

[@shermanbrown419]

😐

[@jesussonofgod3115]

Sherman Brown I would love to drink whatever you offer.

[@shermanbrown419]

That is not what i meant

[@jesussonofgod3115]

Sherman Brown I don't care if its what you meant.

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

1,591,985,490 sins. That's got to be a record.

[@Introverder]

What a story Trilobight.

[@perrylopez1302]

Is that more than home alone 2? I forgot

[@user-sd2gv8vz8f]

Trilobight no never say never has the most

[@MrDeanguy]

If you made a moive you would break that record

[@Fay-or3yo]

Iron man 2 has more

[@bloodsling]

I couldn't get through this mess, I tried, made it about 10 minutes. "It's so bad it's good" has limits.

[@jeantoal8364]

This is the best recap of the movie on KZbin! The only thing missing is the number of times Lisa says "I don't want to talk about it!".