Everything Wrong With Transformers In 7 Minutes Or Less

[@crossofintimidation]

So let me get this straight; Optimus decides humans have the capacity for goodness after browsing on the web, but Ultron does the same thing and decides to destroy us? Good job internet.

[@iSteelRazorBladeGAMING]

Optimus prime stayed away from the KZbin comment section, Ultron and Megatron didn't lol

[@HomelessOldMan9000]

+SteelRazorBlade // AdamSRB Optimus Prime must have filtered his Google search to only include the english language.

[@VioletVaria]

+Micah “Organ Donor” I guess the internet has deteriorated in the years between the movies.

[@reillypagliaro6993]

yep.

[@bigbaddawg101]

+Micah “Organ Donor” Ultron looked at the comments section of Yahoo, far worse than anything you can find on KZbin.

[@genderistaken5810]

Question how did Sam's parents not question the fact that he left in a crappy Camaro then came back in a brand new one?

[@emilyiscool891]

Dream Destroyer ikr

[@joeysantiago9055]

Dream Destroyer

[@thepowerfulkiller8474]

Dream Destroyer I think is kinda mentioned in the movie with reasons like changing new car,can't remember whether it was even mentioned or not.

[@garthdavis832]

After they were killed, Megatron, Brawl, Blackout and Frenzy were dumped into the deepest ocean so that the pressure could ruin their body. Only Starscream and Barricade survived.

[@romulas-cushmanproject3273]

Dream Destroyer plot holes, plot holes everywhere, And I liked blackout I wish he would have switched with barricade

[@2k_tazzer806]

Anyone else remembers jazz when megatron ripped him in half

[@headhunterzzgaming3760]

and i thought fuck you megadick

[@ineedboostsobad]

Well he was the incognito black guy, he had to die according to hollywood logic.

[@nickschwenter9885]

yeah he was cool

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

"Poor Jazz..."

[@anubismaat2813]

9600GTMAN Apparently A Couple Of Shots To The Face Doesn't Hurt Megaqueer(Megatron)

[@emmab982]

7:02 better question; why are Sam and Mikaela making out ON TOP OF BUMBLEBEE???

[@bubblecloud2683]

I thought the same thing 😂😂😂😂

[@randallulrich]

Betcha Bumblebee felt like he needed a shower (car wash) after they were done.

[@fdgaming9570]

why did I look at the comment section

[@bubblecloud2683]

@@fdgaming9570 reasons?

[@andrewmelton2686]

I died

[@ifroad33]

2:15... *round* cylinders? CYLINDERS ARE ALWAYS ROUND!!!!

[@joshAKAtheman]

+ifroad33 *ding*

[@CinemaJacket]

+ifroad33 irony

[@moonkat4136]

XD

[@toco5135]

Well actually cylinders are always cylindrical 😑

[@ifroad33]

To Co i.gyazo.com/182678055c5ac6caac68ea81c498bc2f.png

[@DaFuqBoom]

Director of the Transformers just bitch slapped the guy who directed Armageddon. So, Bay bitch slapped himself?

[@Graysepticeye]

No

[@matthewp.1484]

Yes

[@dumpertron1]

Lol

[@amityislandchum]

Congratulations, you found the joke.

[@c0zyD]

@@amityislandchumok as#hole

[@MatheusLB2009]

1:30 "No sins found in this scene" LOOOOOOOL

[@JacksonCryder1228]

ur profo pic fits this so well

[@ibrahimjahangir5560]

He likes it

[@bigmanchungie8685]

Ibrahim Jahangir we all did

[@theHyperion12]

no sins indeed my friend ;3

[@headbanger7815]

There is one... she says the engine has a double pump carburetor... and it’s fuel injected

[@coralineparmentierworldpianist]

"No sins found in this scene" hahah Jeremy likes Megan Fox I guess

[@davidc756]

I think that’s the joke tho haha (not sure)

[@yeye9817]

Who doesn’t?

[@BlackLivesMatter23]

His crush is Anna Kendrick though

[@candy-coatedrose513]

Honestly, I thought 'why is this necessary???' during that scene. It was just 'jfc when will this be done'

[@jbirdgaming5600]

It cause megan fox was hot back then

[@MaCabaret]

Round cylinders? Isn't a cylinder round by virtue of being a cylinder?

[@trevorphillips5063]

what he should have said was circular cylinders

[@xZak-A-42]

I think you're missing the point. Let me replace the word "round" with "circular": Circular cylinders? Isn't a cylinder circular by virtue of being a cylinder? It's enough to just say cylinder. That's it.

[@thesprawl2361]

You're both wrong. A cylinder's actual shape is...cylindrical. Say it's 'round' is like saying a traffic cone is triangular.

[@Stefano-dd2sf]

Ding!

[@duvan-solis]

@@thesprawl2361 true

[@ericmikelmusic]

You missed how the glasses were human sized but when Optimus holds them up they look like they could fit on his face

[@anonymoustangerine]

Eric Scott finally someone notices that, when I first saw the movie I was honestly confused at that part and was deciding how big the glasses really were by comparing how big they were in optimas’s hand compared to my glasses in my hand lol

[@co7814]

Because there would be no possible way optimus could hold human sized objects as delicate as glasses in his giant metal hands with his giant metal fingers +1 Sin added.

[@m4rc0678]

I think people who take a parody of a real Movie seriousley enough to bicth about in the commentssection, should realy re-evaluate their goal👌🏻 When the whole point of this video is satire, I find it strange to be triggered by anything they say😂

[@pitprok]

​@@m4rc0678you're the only one who seems triggered

[@TheBanishedWind]

6:31 Modern human tech was based on Megatron, according to the movie. Sin explained.

[@yellowvegtables454]

@bacon froyo he wasn't human technology.

[@rsteegh5681]

@@yellowvegtables454 he means like cars and human stuff was made by copying megaton

[@Artoofeva]

I still don't understand why they dumped Megatron into the sea for literally no reason.

[@SirMcFluffyThe22nd]

Yea they could've dismantled him or melted him down or something

[@itsMegHarding]

Artoofeva so they'd conveniently be able to bring him back in the next film

[@Artoofeva]

itsMegHarding Well yeah I just meant in universe logic lol. Then again it is Michael Bay so I guess there isn't any in universe logic.

[@babserella2778]

Yeah, if the Autobots can survive in space, why didn't they just tow him to the sun and throw him into it?

[@jaketheberge1970]

Because sequels.

[@ParanoidAlaskan]

Random Presidential Adviser- "Sir! we just found a cube that can build a nearly unstoppable army, that also can provide unlimited energy, and is older then the universe!" President Hover- "Build a dam over it!"

[@nopeg5730]

James Pennington yeah... oversight much?

[@koolmckool7039]

@@nopeg5730 Hoover wasn't the smartest pecan in the pie.

[@CeluiEtSeul]

"Unlimited energy you say. Hide it. We still want to charge people to use energy."

[@alfonsonation]

Here's +2 sins: "The final battle consists of Ironhide making Sam run to a nearby building to give the Cube to soldiers in a helicopter. First of all, why is Sam running? He's surrounded by Autobots who could just drive him there which would be a lot faster and safer (+1). Second, why give the most valuable item to a couple of soldiers in a helicopter that can be easily shot down (in which WAS in fact shot down). Again, an Autobot could just drive it some place far away while the other bots back him up. But it doesn't happen that way. Because...reasons (+1)."

[@tonyc.0451]

Even I didn't think of that until now.

[@mrsqezey8550]

The helicopter was there to take the cube out of the city

[@tonyc.0451]

Mrsqezey Until Starscream destroyed the chopper just as Sam was about to board it.

[@mettatonex7221]

***** It's the only way Sam can be important, and hold on to the cube until the point he needs to shoot it at the final boss. Because nobody else can do it besides this horny adolescent.

[@kaonproductions6937]

Oh crap I just realized that the autobots should have done that

[@thefreddyshow9144]

“Passenger door left open, but then mysteriously closed in the next shot” Oh I don’t know how that could happen it’s not like the car is a alien robot that can: self drive, transform, control the Radio, fake a breakdown, shoot stuff, and CLOSE ITS OWN DAMN DOORS!!!

[@qinjikofoxx5580]

Amazing how easily Jeremy misses the most obvious things.

[@iamliterallyme]

But why did he do it, though?

[@colebrandt9302]

When she pops the hood why didn't she see an alien engine

[@bubblecloud2683]

@@colebrandt9302 It wouldn’t be an alien in general just be the cars engine but since bumblebee is an alien wouldn’t he have a good engine because he’s an alien or is it some sort of alien super nice engine that he just randomly got

[@xdoorx]

@@bubblecloud2683 *i- you lost me there*

[@cytorakdemon]

What I like about this Transformers movie more than RotF, DotM, and AoE, is that you can actually tell the Autobots and Decepticons apart, they're all unique and have color. While in the new ones they just look like a mish mash of metal and car parts.

[@123rikin]

In AOE you could tell them apart pretty darn well.

[@cytorakdemon]

Not really, in fact the autobots look less like they did in the previous movies. Less like machines with car parts and more like people in suits with car parts. Almost like Megazords in HD.

[@megataiman02_]

look at the eye colour!

[@123rikin]

Eric Coldfire But it's still pretty easy to see who is who. Drift is the samurai, the chubby guy Hound, Optimus is the truck, Bumblebee yellow, etcetera.

[@cytorakdemon]

123rikin When they're standing still yeah, but in battle they're just a mass of machinery and you can't tell whose who, and then you stop caring.

[@priceman141]

1:32 There's another big error in that scene - she says the car has a 'double pumper' carburetor, but the actual engine in the car DOESN'T have a double pumper, it has an Individual throttle body setup (most car guys spotted that quickly)

[@mathias12399]

I diet not ses that

[@Pilpup]

When you get a dumb bitch as leading lady.

[@Eclipse-ir8vr]

Uh That isnt an error , if you listen earlier on in the movie its a Custom car , some parts on it have been replaced , custom color , custom engine , and some custom parts.

[@priceman141]

overlord Megan Fox's character isn't at the car dealership when that line is said. She open's the hood, and looks at the engine, and confuses two parts that look nothing alike.

[@Eclipse-ir8vr]

Right , sorry i thought you were saying something els xD sorreh

[@ricksprings]

The ice is freezing faster than it's melting! WHAT!?! 😂😂😂

[@OnurTheXbot]

Even 15 years later, this movie still has excellent CGI.

[@damaribrackett1159]

Agreed

[@hoopa6477]

Cgi has even gon down in other movies

[@XxROTSA2xX]

@@hoopa64772007: Epic battle scenes between Transformers with believable CGI 2022: Someone’s floating head with a horrible green screen (Thor: Love and Thunder)

[@Criner05]

That may be the only excellent thing about this movie.

[@kathrynhoward4196]

For the most part, and it's easily the best thing about this movie.

[@reverendrico5631]

Good on you not sinning the opening narration. I know it is pure fanboy anecdotal glee but one of my first memories was hearing Peter Cullen as Optimus Prime when I watched transformers with my dad on Saturday mornings. I really cannot express the joy hearing his voice brought me in theater when I first saw this. I felt like a little kid for the next two hours which really is the state of mind to enjoy this movies. That last sentence sounded more like a burn than it did in my head.

[@zenithdreamer4165]

The sin at 2:22 is so much funnier now that Sony got hacked by North Korea XD lol

[@jeremyfont7135]

Lmao ikr

[@laughy38247357075834]

This is an old one

[@dereknicholson3322]

and even funnier now after all the Russian hacking and stuff from the election

[@imr.ender1972]

Kylar Stern you have the same amount of likes as the minutes you pointed out lol

[@kaelanirevyruun1676]

Zenith Dreamer I just love the North Korea shadowing xD

[@makodolphus7810]

Perhaps the next 3 movies wouldn't have happened if they put Megatron in Mariana's Trench instead. You know, the actual deepest place on the planet.

[@angrykid616]

@@for3stspirit well the book went with volcanic vents kept the water warm in the trench and it was the several kilometres of freezing cold water that kept the Sharks there. Until one shark killed another and the dead sharks blood warmed up the ocean enough for her to swim up.

[@minecraft7dude229]

they're Americans, what do you expect, them being smart?

[@imsoedgy902]

​@@minecraft7dude229 because you believe everything you see on the internet,

[@bibin1023]

You forgot to mention how bumblebee didn't sense that Mikaela's phone was a decepticon.

[@yissibiiyte]

Why would he be able to? It's not like he has spidey senses

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

​@@yissibiiytethey can sense other transformers in the movies. Well, unless you're that phone. Or soundwave

[@cirquedefreak7329]

Everybody agrees that the 1st one is the best one out of all of them

[@mikelints3553]

Liliana Thompson correct especially after how awful revenge was that it is the first move that i am sure is used to torture people for information.

[@GriffinDumeer]

+Liliana Thompson Yup.

[@treerex37]

Everybody agrees NONE are truly GOOD the first is only almost tolerable

[@TheVirtigo]

+Liliana Thompson It's the only good one.

[@christopherbrown5635]

+Liliana Thompson It's only tolerable for me.

[@ty_teynium]

"I am Megatron" phew thank god! I really needed that character introduction, it really made all the difference in seeing the villain saying they are the villain.

[@yissibiiyte]

He was speaking to the humans who kept calling him NBE1

[@TheWarmachine375]

​@@yissibiiyte It explains why Megatron seemed lenient somewhat with Sam Witwicky because the boy is the only one who got his name right.

[@Chom-Chom]

no wonder Optimus Prime is so OPTIMistic...

[@xxmemestar69xx82]

Slender Man no just no... It's time to stop!

[@Chom-Chom]

Promit Hossain no it's not!

[@GalenMarekOfficial]

+Dank Vaper it is, mate.

[@Chom-Chom]

Galen Marek ok...

[@nerodius58]

I like fusion Jazz

[@usedtissuepaper42]

2:35 Scorponok (yes thats his name) was probably dispatched by Blackout (the helicopter dude) to try and eliminate all witnesses so that the Decepticons have more of an element of surprise when they attack since the military wont know what that are or how to defeat them

[@tntalchemist]

"...Optimus Prime's lips can go suck on the Bat-suit nipples." the greatest combination of words in the history of ever

[@SlurpeeTheUnholy]

As much as I hate defending this movie, Megatron learned English because he was conscious while stuck in the ice. For pretty much every day since Archibald Witwicky discovered him and reactivated his consciousness, scores of people spoke English around him. It's not the thousands of years he spent frozen, but it is a pretty sizable amount of time.

[@derpyhooves4100]

HI WANT a MUFFIN

[@DBL6Domino]

It should take 2 seconds for a transformer to dl a language/personality from the interwebz.

[@angelofs4]

Yeah, a few scenes like scorpanox are justified. Those soldiers he was going to kill we're witnesses in which the bad guys weren't ready to be identified just yet.

[@_Lucary]

-Spoilers- What about how Bumblebee can suddently talk at the end of the movie?

[@darrenong9064]

That's a massive plot thing. Not to mention the fact that for the next three films, he can't talk. And then he has to get his voicebox fixed in The Last Knight. What the hell is continuity?

[@Stan_Castan]

Helix Vaetis IT'S HIS DAMN RADIO

[@dill5ter]

What about the fact they're making out on his bonet

[@nerodius58]

I think someone said touching the Allspark temporarily healed his voice

[@Sixon6845]

Where is Sam and Mikaela's Baby ?

[@ALYTALyrics]

What I've wondered most about in these movies is why the aliens speak in English even when humans aren't around. I would assume that the transformers have their own language. Ofcourse the autobots learned it but why don't they speak in their own language when they're not communicating with humans? Also how does Megatron know English when he just got out of the ice after being frozen in it for millenia?

[@uyeah1234]

Because Michael Bay

[@imsoedgy902]

You could be frozen in years and still have conscious body

[@l.k.610]

At least the decepticons spoke their own language

[@Muatex]

its translated for the audience

[@finnthyhuman_]

At 5:33 it looks like he's wearing a hat. I don't know, just found it funny.

[@Stan_Castan]

Toni Davis xD

[@TheEsdaniel]

lmao !!

[@scbr2458]

it looks like a dick

[@finnthyhuman_]

@@scbr2458 , I don't know what kind of top hat shaped dicks you've seen, but I cannot relate 😂

[@qinjikofoxx5580]

"So these alien robots can transform into any shape they want, but they can't fix a f*cking vocal processor?" Well, yes. Transformation is part of their anatomy. They can do that from the time they are created. That doesn't immediately mean every single Cybertronian can fix the body they are given. They have to learn that sh*t just like any human would have to learn surgery to fix damaged vocal cords, and that's a tough procedure even if you're doing a transplant. It's the same concept. Repairs are to robots as surgery is to humans.

[@RobertrulezDa1st]

Thank u thank u THANK U

[@KING-xi2qn]

there is one i know. The weakest autobot decides to try taking on an enemy that the strongest can't handle, and provides no help from it at all. Another, how the hell did they find his body in just that short amount of time.

[@JessyDupre]

The little one was Jax or something, wasn't it? He did make an attempt at badass dialogue before he was, ya know, torn in half... I kinda liked him, so that sorta sucked. He tried, I guess.

[@B0ssBH]

+Jessy Dupre jazz*

[@KING-xi2qn]

true

[@JessyDupre]

Armin Alomerovic That's the one, thank you.

[@GrendelsWish]

That wasn't Jazz. That was "Hip-hop". I guess I just named whatever the hell character that was. LOL

[@reclusivedrawer6296]

Everything wrong with transformers in less than two seconds: The Sequels

[@ProtoMario]

Pokemon the First Movie!

[@supermanki32]

lol for sure!

[@calebcool9737]

theres nothing wrong with that perfect pokemon movie

[@ProtoMario]

Minnisotta Vikings, Pokeballs Catching already Captured Pokemon and other Pokeballs, Pokemon Murdering Trainers, Cloning, The subsequent destruction of the world, Meowths memories not being cloned... Shall I continue?

[@saintpumpkin000]

ProtoMario Yes please

[@luigikatowski9570]

ProtoMario Minnesota*

[@spencerfalzy]

You missed sinning bumblebee hating on the car of g1 bee

[@rachels6808]

YES!! FINALLY SOMOEONE GETS IT!, I laughed way too hard lmfao!!!!!

[@andrewgrulke7476]

@@rachels6808 Please explain?

[@rachels6808]

@@andrewgrulke7476 it's just a missed detail and I found it hilarious.

[@andrewgrulke7476]

@@rachels6808 can you explain said detail? I dont get the whole "g1 bee" thing?

[@autumbreeze1129]

@@andrewgrulke7476 In G1 Bumblebee transforms into a Yellow Beetle. When Bee's door opened and smashed into the car next to him it was a Yellow Beetle.

[@andge1001]

One of the dumbest things in the film is that Prime tells Sam, that if Prime cannot beat Megatron, then Sam must push the cube into Prime, so Prime dies and destroyes the cube. First off, it's a bit of a gamble to think that Sam would ever get to chance to do that since Prime and Megatron would probable move around all over the place. And second...when the big moment is about to happen...Sam pushes the cube into Megatron and kills him instead...Why didn't Prime think of that? Why the pointless martyr-attitude?

[@Auras718]

Ding

[@Drenix]

not to mention, who would stop Megatron if Optimus was gone?

[@ourlasthero51]

Drenix That's true. Well Optimus is dead, but the good news is that Megatron can never have the allspark, except that now he can kill every single human on the planet.

[@andrewgilbertson6534]

Yep, and there isn't anything at all that can stop him, because the two things that could have stopped him would have taken each other out.

[@andge1001]

Drenix lol yeah, didn't think about that.

[@SivTheScribe]

You forgot the part where Sam's dad said "we got a broken transformer over here!" Roooll credits! *ding*

[@FireWorkZZZZZ]

"It takes two studios to deal whit the ego of Michael Bay" You're awesome

[@streetjustices1706]

That's not what the Bible says. Lmfao

[@Sixon6845]

I don't get it

[@VerticalStrafes]

The bible is about as true as that statement

[@warez1896]

@@Sixon6845 check the book of Genesis.

[@swervo1506]

Wes Prang boring ass joke 😴😴😴

[@corespiderlily]

I dont know why he added that sin it's practically a plot from the movie lol, what should the director say?? I long time ago Jesus found a cube??

[@Vindictator1972]

Clearly he also stepped away from 4Chan and Tumblr.

[@RasenShot]

***** I might regret asking, but why? Are they specially toxic?

[@RasenShot]

Oh I see, so it's the usual Gamefaqs. Thanks for replying.

[@michaeldonahue222]

Or any website where people can share thoughts and opinions.

[@gfrebo]

4chan isn’t that bad their even good guys sometimes

[@skeltaldelegate5408]

hi reddit

[@paladin656]

I love how sins go from 7 minutes in this one, to having to do a two part-er for Age of Extinction.

[@stufaman]

To be fair, as stupid as the first movie was. It was quite entertaining. The sequels were just trying to be awful though.

[@YOU_SHALL_NOW_PASS]

+stufaman I'd say that it's as good as a movie about robot aliens that can transform into cars and basicly just go around and shoot stuff can get, doesn't mean it's good tho.

[@stufaman]

It didn't have to be clever, god knows it isn't. As a fan of the old franchise, I just wanted to see what a 'real life' Transformer would look like. The movie did that, so I was happy. I spoke to Tony Todd at a convention a while back. Even he felt the second movie was awful.

[@maxdinkelacker2121]

+stufaman The second and third movies were bearable but Age of Extinction was rubbish and the only good thing about it was its special effects

[@stufaman]

-_ FLAME _- For me the first movie was at least fun. It made Transformers cool again. The second was the worst one of the lot. It destroyed what momentum TF attained. The third was a better but it couldn't repair the damage of the second movie. The 4th one, just about everyone including Michael Bay gave up on it.

[@maxdinkelacker2121]

+stufaman true

[@noahbryan9779]

I would tell you to sin the 1986 movie, but then I realized that movie is flawless

[@ilikerice5208]

Even with its relentless 80s soundtrack?

[@noahbryan9779]

+The Ancient one that's the best part

[@ilikerice5208]

noah bryan ok well they don't even show wheeljacks death

[@X2Lazy2WinX]

Aside from leaving us to question the fate of 20 original Autobots...

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

Not if you're Orson Wells. He would give it so many sins...

[@xavierdoctor]

LMAO as much as I love the transformers series I died with laughter during this entire segment

[@MrFacepeck1]

"There's no gravity in space"! It's what you sinned the avengers for, but took it back. No judgment, I'm a fan, just thought it was a funny coincidence...or is it!

[@awesomeme121213]

you forgot one, there is a possibly armed unidentified aircraft flying around in us military airspace, it is told to divert its course immediately or it will be shot down, 5 seconds later they forget about that and decide it would be best to just let it land at thier base

[@Veolynn13]

5:15 and Facebook. and 4chan. and DeviantArt. and Tumbler. In fact, what website DID Optimus Prime look at? "Porn Sites." I doubt it. We don't hear him randomly go "boobies!" whenever he sees a decepticon.

[@BlackINKim]

He exclusively watched Sesame Street

[@Veolynn13]

Black INK.I.M Optimus Prime said he saw human's capacity for war in the second film. Just what the hell are they putting on Sesame Street these days?!

[@BlackINKim]

GammaWALLE Let's just say, they should've let Cookie Monster eat the damn cookies

[@Veolynn13]

Black INK.I.M DVR must've skipped recording that episode.

[@mikessoepic]

Now that I think about it, if he yelled that with Primes voice id probably just start laughing and crying (i know its 2 years old but eh)

[@MegaCapitalG]

Um why did the counter go from 68 to 70 to 69 then to 71 ?

[@MrBarlion]

Because the people that make these clips are literal morons. Funny ones at that, but still morons.

[@Mooalally]

They addressed this in Everything Wrong with CinemaSins.

[@BipedalP314]

MrBarlion Calling them "literal morons" is redundant unless you've discovered some way for people to be figurative morons.

[@Bobby-o2t]

*_"We often sin while making our own videos."_* - CinemaSins

[@WannabeSteph42]

Here's one you forgot.... "Here's the most dangerous object currently on the planet. We're in a desert with nothing around for miles, but Let's take it to a densely populated area so giant robots can fight over it because there hasn't been nearly enough collateral damage yet."

[@wishuhadmyname]

Michael Bay logic (*ding*)

[@kingshultz4790]

*wishuhadmyname* it's Ehren Kruger logic, fuck face.

[@bl4ckw1ngz64]

King Shultz No it's Orci and that other guy logic. Kruger was brought in ROTF and then worked on DOTM's script by himself.

[@krenick9900]

+1 ding!

[@MasterMcCooey]

King Shultz was "fuck face" really necessary for that comment? especially since you were wrong? (DING)

[@defunctgoosebumpsaccount]

Actul good movie: *exists* Cinemasins: peace was never an option

[@bigmanchungie8685]

DropKick well I think all of the movies r cool but I guess not to others

[@defunctgoosebumpsaccount]

@@bigmanchungie8685 transformers transformers dark of the moon transformers revenge of the fallen and bumblebee are the only good ones

[@alm0nd653]

@@defunctgoosebumpsaccount Agreed

[@SH4MB0L1C]

Lost it at "Don't worry Optimus prime was using his soft legs to try to catch Sam and Mikaela."

[@maw8533]

Theres actually a sin you missed! Blackout doesnt have more screen time. Yes this is a sin lol

[@ryanfr1490]

He died in this movie, but then he reappears in the second movie without no explanation wtf?!

[@maw8533]

+RyanFr14 I believe thats Grindor, not Blackout

[@Minecraftineer998]

But neither get hardly any screentime so it matters why?

[@mudkipmon8253]

+Ian McBoss that's blackout, grindor is in tf2. Blackout gets killed by Lennox shooting his d*** on a bike.

[@maw8533]

+MudkipMon i know, i meant that the one in tf2 is grindor, not the one that died (blackout)

[@VideosatTiffanys]

I remember at the end being so creeped out that they were making out on top of bumblebee. There's no excuse when you KNOW he's not just a car.

[@JAMAICAN876]

Bumblebee endorses gettin it in, in his back seat... Bee is a bro, bros help bros get laid, even if he has to be the makeout spot. HAhahahahahaha

[@helladapttoreading8465]

3:18 I don't know about their saws, but according to John Oliver they make some kick-ass ladders.

[@TenecoGaming]

6:56 "There is no gravity in space." -You in EWW The Avengers.

[@kidares2622]

YES THERE IS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TenecoGaming]

... Do you know what a quote is?

[@ayylmao2420]

And in EWW with Star Trek into darkness, proclaims there is gravity in space

[@felixloewenich2202]

While there is gravity, it certainly wouldn't make Iron Man fall back to Earth through that convenient hole...thing. So their point still stands and you are really just arguing semantics. Then again they would probably award a sin for something like this so *ding*

[@jamaljackson6106]

also i doubt anyone noticed this, but when they had survived the military base attack and the squad was in the desert...you see about 15 guys running down a sand dune as they were running away from the scorpion robot, later in the fight scene tyrese gibson is on the phone to the pentagon and states that they are 'a 7 man squad, north of the orange smoke' a little script error there for you.

[@jameshawkins809]

THE ICE IS FREEZING FASTER THEN IT IS MELTING!!! Can't believe I didn't catch that bullshit! I'm over here dying laughing!

[@jameshawkins809]

***** But a old person put it into prospective to me and that is possible if you are working somewhere really cold. Applying heat to melt something but the surrounding temp and wild speed can make it freeze right back up. That a old nerd for ruining this for me!

[@co7814]

0:30 Bumblebee just smacks his previous car version of himself with car door 5:10: Optimistic Prime!!!

[@arisenarc]

Hey you wanna know the biggest sin? The f**king transformers movie doesn't have the f**king transformers theme song!

[@sexykyuubi]

To be fair none of the later transformers series (Including Beast Wars) Didn't have the old G1 theme song.

[@Sonic1991-z9h]

Yes it does. It’s called Arrival To Earth. I know you mean the cartoon theme.

[@2wingo]

Missed Sin: Why do the main characters look like they're covered in a layer of grime and stale sweat?

[@LobstertheGiggy]

Everyone will point out the video. But who else came here just to watch the sin counter go from 68 to 70 to 69 after watching Everything Wrong with CinemaSins?

[@sameerkooliyat3044]

6:20 68 sins to 70 sins to 69 sins...Somebody should open up a Sin CinemaSins channel

[@anthonyvolpe5670]

bumblebee didnt arrive to earth to protect sam he came to find the cube. Sam just happened to be buying a car.

[@jonathanshepherd5515]

But the Autobot's knew Sam's grandfather found Megatron. Weren't they also looking for Sam to see if his grandfather had known about the cube's whereabouts.

[@anthonyvolpe5670]

yeah i guess youre right

[@olivervolk5028]

4:11 I'm sorry I love your videos so much, they're hilarious, but what you said was the equivalent of saying "These humans can breathe and process oxygen but they can't cure cancer?"

[@lovetodrum99]

This one definitely needed a product placement bonus round

[@ainsleyking7372]

You’re walking through the woods… There’s no one around, and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him... *Shia Labeouf*

[@westsideoutlaw956]

Ainsley King is this a sin or a statement lmao

[@BirchMonkey857]

He's following you, about thirty feet back, he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint, he's gaining on you... *Shia LaBeouf*

[@pitprok]

​@@westsideoutlaw956if you know, you know

[@davidcoyle6287]

I really couldn't care less about the acting, writing and coherency of the entire movie. There are. Giant robots. Beating the shit out of each other. That's why I watched them. That's why people still watch them. That's why people will go see Transformers 5. You don't see a Michael Bay movie for any other reason than explosions and metal-on-metal beatdowns.

[@미아꿀잼]

I couldn't have said it better myself.

[@zerothefaceless4888]

That's why i prefer Pacific Rim. At least it doesn't try to pretend it is something else.

[@GtaRockt]

Zero the Faceless yeah Pacific Rim is pretty cool (HE SMASHS A FUCKING ALIEN IN THE FACE WITH A FUCKING SHIP! I MEAN C'MON! Coolest shit ever!) but in general I prefer transformers because the CGI is even better. (Especially the last one - As someone knowing a bit about this stuff it just blows my mind)

[@karolusmagnus8405]

Zero the Faceless Pacific Rim isnt much better than transformers, sword ex machina, remember????? But at least it doesnt have a shit load of USA flags and product placement.

[@YunoCake]

Very good point.

[@BeheadedProductions]

3:47 The guy who directed Transformers IS the guy who directed Armageddon.

[@illeatyourself]

"Then why is it so much harder for him to just speak like a regular robot?" His voicebox thing is BROKEN. He is forced to speak through the car radio because his voice doesn't work. It's like communicating through thoughts instead of by mouth.

[@littlekuribohimposte]

That's not the point. The point is that the radio thing makes no sense. Is there a station playing exactly what he wants to say at any time?

[@garbange]

Adam Uhrynuk your a moron

[@littlekuribohimposte]

colton h. That was rude.

[@389Miku]

Adam Uhrynuk So, I like to think that with their hacking skills, our firewalls are nothing more then child's play. Hacking the satellite radio would be easy for them. And if they can get into the radio's then it's just a hop, skip and a jump to the wifi, were he can get billion's of sounds clips from the internet. The radio's really just used for the speakers, since human's don't have internal coms systems. But that's just my thinking on it.

[@littlekuribohimposte]

I still think they brought up a valid point with the John Wayne quotes. In the 2000s, when the movie is set, no station would be playing repeats of an interview with a man who died in 79.

[@lordkikoho3447]

1:14 It becomes his "Bee (Cr)Otch"

[@jurabitherion]

Optimus Prime: But I've seen goodness in them. Yeah, Optimus will regret those words in the fourth movie.

[@amateurized709]

the first one was the only one I could consider good in any way

[@amateurized709]

if anything because the sequels are convoluted as shit

[@bigeboi1000]

Amateurized I actually really liked *most* of dark of the moon.

[@njordan20]

Amateurized my favorite thing was when he said optimus primes lips can gI suck on the bat-suit nipples 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nerodius58]

The 3rd is good too

[@westsideoutlaw956]

2nd was good

[@galacticgoon6033]

OMG u guys are HILARIOUS! I think u guys should keep making these vids! I absolutely LOVE you!

[@emilybriand9453]

Op:"Push the cube into my chest" C.S:(*Gives a sin for that*) Me:(*Laughing*)

[@Super_Stan]

CS: laughs again in falsetto ah ha ha ha ha

[@LiamEsterly]

2:25 This might not be considered a Sin anymore after the whole deal with "The Interview" hackings.

[@Kaylakaze]

I loved the self deprecating no gravity in space joke.

[@gloriouspurpose_]

wait... you're not supposed to eat a plate of donuts in under a minute?

[@aswallace88]

3:21 Funny enough, this made more sense before digital TV was a thing. In the analog TV days, you could tune into TV stations audio signals using FM radio and tuning to the lower frequencies like 87.7 for the audio on TV channel 6. Maybe they're having a John Wayne-a-thon. If so, sin for coincidence.

[@user-yt8lt]

Maybe the autobots didn't choose planes because in g1 Optimus, Bee, Ratchet, Ironhide, and Jazz were all cars. And making any of them planes would piss a whole lot of people off. Just a guess.

[@swector_unit4257]

It would not only piss off the community it would be a deaster but for Rof and Dotm it is different because Optimus had a jet pack.

[@0096luke]

If you make a video about Transformers 2 or 3, make a bonus round for pointless explosions.

[@1aundulxaldin]

Hell the fuck yes, he needs to do that.

[@michaelkelly8956]

Sin 73: why does the allspark create evil Transformers instead of good ones? Me: because virtually, all transformers were decepticons before the war. but Megatron started his army and had most of Cybertron on his side. the Autobots are the few good transformers.

[@Dyno_98]

That's totally innacurate.

[@michaelkelly8956]

Dyno​ dude its in the lore!

[@Dyno_98]

Actually, no. The Decepticons were a small group in the pre-war society, which started in the gladiatorial arenas of Kaon and grew fast in a short time. The Autobots were created to stop the Decepticons, but most of the Cybertronian society was neutral, NAILs (Non-Aligned Indigenous Life-forms). (At least in the IDW Generation 1 continuity).

[@imaginaryxxxshadow1643]

Michael Kelly it's in the movie that all technology was reverse engineered from Megatron. That's why all of them are evil. They're made from the leader of the Decepticons. Also before the war there was no decepticon or Autobots. Almost every single continuity the Decepticons are a rebel Alliance to tear down cybertronian society which was highly flawed in a lot of them.

[@LilypondMovie]

all of you need to get laid

[@halfdemonprince]

Optimus Prime studies the internet: "I have great hope for creatures, and I value them more than myself." Ultron studies the internet: "Nope, these fuckers gotta die."

[@UBdoritos]

At 5:41 that was the guy who played General Ross in the Incredible Hulk and Captain America Civil War

[@colinmanson8731]

haha north korea is a hacking threat now xD wow can you see the future cause that was eerie O.o

[@Arbron]

Although the "...maybe China" part was funny and still holds up. Anything NK can do, China can do 10x better.

[@AlmightyFilms]

Do the whole trilogy of TF movies! :D (Not including this one, since you've already done it)

[@arturkim1378]

Wow look where you ended up instead of Halo Machinimas

[@AlmightyFilms]

Really? you think every single Machinima Director watches nothing but Halo videos? k.

[@xgray2012]

He just did. The third one is out today. Go check it out,

[@xgray2012]

***** He just did Revenge of the Fallen on Tuesday and Dark of the Moon is out today.

[@xgray2012]

He already did part 2 & 3. Now we have to wait for part 4.

[@DoctorPhileasFragg]

Michael Bay directed Armageddon as well. Was that the joke?

[@velimc52]

And bad boys

[@SGeeeDubb]

"Bernie Mac is dead and that sucks." That does fucking suck.

[@OtakuBoy1134]

didnt the scorpion show up to intersect with the soldiers because the helicopter decipticon saw them recording footage of them, after it destroyed everything in the air base, that is why there are no footage to evidence of who is after the files.

[@angelofs4]

Yup

[@druidic6]

You forgot the fact that Megatron kept demanding the cube be handed over, but when he gets it, he's destroyed! It makes no sense why they wouldn't have just let him have it in the beginning!

[@903IDFOLEY]

I think we can all just assume he wanted to get his hands on the cube, but not have it stabbed into his chest...

[@imsoedgy902]

Your mind is very critical, you might develop schizophrenia

[@laescoba4084]

Can all agree that this movie has surprisingly really good cgi for a 2007 movie?!

[@Sonic1991-z9h]

Yes! And Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and Pirates of the Caribbean At World’s End.

[@shadowhell8378]

seriously only 78 that's a record lease sins in a Michael Bay movie

[@TornadoBlow]

2:30 "The day North Korea doubled its military activity was the most important day of our lives. But for them, it was Tuesday."

[@mel87kel]

I actually really enjoyed this movie, I saw the second one meh, and don't really feel like watching the others.

[@dovelove5427]

+Emily Kelly Same I really enjoyed this one as well didn't even watch the rest of them not even the second one I only like the first lol XD

[@gr8darklord604]

#1 was great #2 was OK, but needs improvement #3 was good haven't seen 4

[@enerzma3672]

in my personal opinion, 3 was bad, haven't seen 4

[@wagwam1357]

+smashmaster567 4 is ok

[@cremetaproductions8974]

+gr8 darklord 1 was awesome 2 had a good final battle 3 had good story and battles 4 was pretty good

[@constructivecriticism2568]

5:11 Sin 60: You could start calling him OPTIMIST Prime. Eh? Eh?? EH???!

[@eighttimesnine]

The only real sin is that they made more of them.

[@Mxhodge]

baha

[@newguy371]

Another sin: Optimus is voiced by Peter Cullen, but Megatron isn't voiced by Frank Welker. Also it's entirely possible to go through 10 years of school with a person and not know them, even if you did share a few classes.

[@DiddntFindANameLol]

Given their age i would say that they probably shared a lot of classes through those 10 years. even if she knew nothing about him and never talked to him she would probably still know his name.

[@petplatypus]

they tried Frank Welker but they thought the voice didn't fit Megatron's design in the movie

[@hiimchrisj]

Yeah I've only been in my current school for all of 1 year and I can honestly say that I can at least recognize everybody. And when you're new you stick out like a sore thumb trust me I know. Eh but that's my situation probably wrong here but I assume while it's possible it'd be highly unlikely that she would have no clue they went to school together especially since her boyfriend was just talking about how he tried out for the football team the year before.

[@DickDickinson]

Another sin : at the end of the movie Bumblebee talks but in the second movie weirdly, he doesnt...

[@sparkles7445]

I’ve been a fan for some time now but I knew I found my people when I found this channel. I love you guys in a sarcastic cinema sins way. 😘