Everything Wrong With Uncharted in 18 Minutes or Less

[@pjspreuwers4898]

could we get an extra sin for the fact that Nathan Drake didn't shoot anyone in the movie, while in the games thats about half of all he does.

[@jbrisby]

Also, zombies.

[@SketchTurnerZero]

Nah, Sony don't have balls to make this kind of movie

[@bookfound]

For some reason the movie is also under 15 hours; What do you think they cut out to achieve that?

[@MrRapperj]

So much murder of people just doing they jobs in the games. What the hell was that

[@jedimastayoda112]

@@MrRapperj "Their Jobs" was to murder him. What that was is self defense.

[@RogueMarie]

"Is he still playing Peter Parker?" Yes! That's exactly what I said during that scene.

[@theoguncleslappy9150]

Lol, literally

[@jameBBgumb]

This little fella can't even carry a sack of potatoes, let alone a movie franchise

[@johannaswart9537]

same

[@annawhite1591]

and the whole movie?? lol

[@mikailthomas1466]

Tom Holland though seriously?

[@ink_blot25]

Getting Mark Wahlberg to mimic Sully's charisma is like getting a goat to bleat the national anthem

[@StewyAdamRules]

Yeah. I like both these actors but they were terribly cast.

[@akosleoszilagyi2529]

What? Noo!

[@Foxtrot369]

That is very insulting to the intelligence of goats.

[@dsan17]

Wahlberg should have been Nathan and the kid should not have been in this movie.

[@ink_blot25]

@@dsan17 OR instead of Mark Wahlberg, why not just get the actor who played Sully in the games? Guy looks like him too

[@lauracoles5595]

I’m a HUGE uncharted fan and I ask this: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?! If this was just your average Tom holland adventure movie it would be fine, but they just had to add the game label to the movie. At least the last of us show looks great because it ACTUALLY USES THE SOURCE MATERIAL

[@notoriouslysky]

Has the show been released?

[@lauracoles5595]

No but there has been plenty of set photos and everything is extremely accurate

[@notoriouslysky]

@@lauracoles5595 well in that case can't wait to see it

[@Daron_Malakian]

EXACTLY

[@princessmonkey3399]

EXACTLY MAN. I watched it about a week ago and I was just mad throughout the whole thing. It wasn’t uncharted at all. I didn’t find it good as a stand alone movie either.

[@cokacolasbestfrend8708]

Ok, in my humble opinion, this movie deserves easily another 100 sins for the complete disregard for science, and another 100 for the whole, “HOW DID NOBODY SEE THAT BEFORE WHEN EVERYONE WAS SEARCHING FOR $5B OF GOLD?”

[@silverhawk24]

Yeah movies never like to follow logic!

[@carlm7094]

I like this movie 😛

[@silverhawk24]

@@carlm7094 that's cool

[@Stackali]

its a movie based on a video game. also treasures hidden away with secretive ways to find them are well hard to find.

[@nicydarko552]

Too true

[@obijuankenobi3814]

12:59 Actually, Uncharted 2 did this very well. You start the game shot, bleeding, hanging off the side of a cliff in a train car. No backstory, no context, nothing. Then it goes back in time after that chapter, and builds your way up to that moment. You give people a taste of the really interesting shit, and then have them go back in time to build them up to that moment and fill in the holes of knowledge one by one.

[@buttturkeyclips4891]

Yeah honestly I'm not a fan of that way of opening, but uncharted 2 was just such a masterpiece, it just worked.

[@softis2000]

​@slickbait6791 didn't uncharted 4 start in the past?

[@QueenSweetheart]

@@softis2000 Yes and no, it started with the 5min boat sequence in the present time and then hopped in the past. Overall I'd count it as starting in the past though

[@MawltenTheLucario]

as someone whos beaten the first 3 uncharted games, may i ask if the filmmakers ever paid attention to their resources?

[@robertagu5533]

That'd make too much sense. An might ACTUALLY work. So for most part nearly none of them will ever so much as try to do that

[@jackal7639]

The director or writer or someone in charge said that they were creating their own Uncharted property. It wasn’t supposed to be like the video games eventhough this movie is just Uncharted 3 and 4 but you know. Terrible.

[@SparkY0]

In the words of one exceptionally highly paid Hollywood writer "I don't have time to play a video game, I have a screenplay to write! "

[@robertagu5533]

@@SparkY0 yeah, it's not like doin any research an study of the lore an source material couldn't Possibly make for a good movie or anything. It's like Hollywood is afraid of making a decent movie

[@dyloosutherland3075]

It’s funny cause the one uncharted game you haven’t paid being four is the game they were going off

[@yoshyosh5429]

135th sin: Nobody accidentally happened upon the MASSIVE hole in this jungle with two ancient ships in it. Their masts are literally sticking out of the hole!

[@floof6896]

"ancient" lmao

[@princeofcupspoc9073]

Keep in mind that most of these films do not start with "I have this great script based on a known franchise," and is instead "Make a movie exactly like this last successful film. Here's a random script to use. Change everything, but keep the name."

[@HappyCynic]

Like Joker.

[@nerhip288]

@@HappyCynic What movie was joker ripped from?

[@HappyCynic]

@@nerhip288 The King of Comedy and Taxi Driver.

[@Walker-ow7vj]

Happy Cynic. I mean at least Joker was actually good, ain’t no movie ever get me to scream as hard in a theater like when Joker shoots the first rich dude in the group while getting jumped.

[@nerhip288]

@@HappyCynic Wouldn't that make the king of comedy a rip of taxi driver then

[@JMS-to3xb]

Out of all of the ridiculous reasons of why that treasure would have been found immediately, I really like that all anyone ever had to do was look down the giant hole.

[@bdijkstra1982]

The giant hole right next to the tourist hotel, no less.

[@royce9018]

@@bdijkstra1982what possible hotel did you see in your drug induced hallucination?

[@bdijkstra1982]

@@royce9018 The hotel that Nate and Chloe find after they jump from the plane.

[@TrexelCat]

15:32 And this is not including the amount of waterlogging going on with the ship having sat in water for however long it has been sitting with zero maintenance. Which will significantly increase the weight of the ship by about 20%. There is absolutely no way at all that a single Sikorsky S-64 Skycrane could lift that. But then again, the Sikorsky S-64 Skycrane couldn't have lifted that ship even if it was empty and not waterlogged because the smallest of the carracks that Magellan set out with was called the Victoria, and weighed 85 tons empty. A Sikorsky S-64 Skycrane is able to lift, at maximum, a load of about 10 tons. That's not counting that as depicted in the film, the types of ships used by Magellan on his voyage were carracks. At the time of their use, these were not ships known for their resistance to the elements. In fact, constant maintenance was required lest they literally deteriorate while in use. Such ships, after having been abandoned and partially submerged, while also in a tropical climate, would likely have rotted away to nothing after such a time. That research also took me about 30 seconds.

[@eliahabib5111]

And lets not forget the several tons of gold in the hold.

[@ORIGINALFBI]

Hey...it's a movie based on a video game that has zombies...why are you expecting real world physics to apply?

[@sudesnaberg1811]

@@ORIGINALFBI The game didn't pull anything that offensive to physics, and they pulled some serious nonsense.

[@ORIGINALFBI]

@@sudesnaberg1811 So the whole thing they ripped off of the game. The plane thing? All the old mechanisms still working, fucking ZOMBIES. You're just grasping for straws. Who gives a FUCK if it's not realistic. It's a fucking movie

[@TrexelCat]

@@ORIGINALFBI And this is a satire channel based around pointing out errors in movies that would not work in the real world. What's your point?

[@Colin13ify]

The fact that Nathan Fillion didn’t play Drake and Stephen Lang didn’t play Sully are the two biggest sins.

[@jamesliggins891]

if they wanted to make a franchise, nathan fillion wouldn't have been a wise choice

[@jamesliggins891]

@@nohigherbeing because he's already on the older side

[@ryanhamstra49]

I’m getting sick of movies where people have to solve a puzzle from hundreds of years ago that is in the middle of a modern city and no one has ever dug up the secret room while building a skyscraper, or accidentally dig a tube through it, and all the mechanisms and traps have been regularly oiled and maintained and still work flawlessly. They have become cliche and unbelievable….

[@ChR0nos_7734]

Barcelona is hardly a modern city. And you can't dig in old town centre without shit tonne of permits. I know because I live in a city with 2000 year old ruins under it

[@ryanhamstra49]

@@ChR0nos_7734 I’m talking all this style movie though…. Idk anything about Barcelona specifically but they’ve done this kind of crap in every city.

[@CaptainCat101]

Nicolas Cage did this cliche better

[@semoremo9548]

Well idk about other movies but the only times I've seen this type of trope was in cities like Barcelona or Rome, aka very old historic cities where you can't just dig wherever you want to. So if there's a puzzle below an old church in an old city, chances are no excavations have been made near there in centuries. I can see your point about the mechanisms all working perfectly after such a long time, though. Unless there's a reason I don't know for why an old trap could still work well today with no maintainence (I bet some were made with that in mind), then it doesn't make sense.

[@ryanhamstra49]

@@semoremo9548 the answer to one of the puzzles is in a Papa John’s and a night club and has modern storm drains connected to it….. it makes sense in the church, even if the mechanism would have been rusted out over a few hundred years and not turn as easily as they did.

[@LandontheHedgehog]

"Nathan Fillion isn't playing Nathan Drake in this scene" Not just that scene, but the whole movie

[@royce9018]

I would have loved that!

[@lebonzorjames9499]

Nathan did better in a short film of Uncharted 5 years before this film even released

[@RickardLejonhjarta]

This movie should have come out 10 years ago with Bradley Cooper as Nate and Bruce Campbell as Sully Would have been Amazing

[@dirkdiggler.]

I love you

[@800Ms-k6n]

Or even if they wanted Wahlberg for this movie, should've just cast him as Nate as that was their original plan before the movie switched directors and writers that made Wahlberg getting more older to the point that he was cast as Sully instead. Or just go with Nathan Fillion as Nate

[@rainstromme1203]

Mister Campbell is the most serially underused actor of his times, EVEN Sam Raimi could use him more than he does.

[@Mitharan23]

I had never thought of Bruce Campbell as Sully and you just made me sad that this won't happen.

[@Mad77max77]

Waw, great casting ! Nathan Fillion could also have been great 10 years ago ;)

[@GarrettWiseman]

Best part "Hang on a second. " hahahhahha

[@viis]

Uncharted 4 is one of my favorite games ever, and just after watching the trailer for this movie I knew I shouldn't watch it because it would just make me too angry. Every character is about 20-30 years younger than they should be, they ruined every bit of the story that made the game good, all the "puzzles" are stupid as hell... I could go on. What a disaster.

[@thybreadstick101]

Actually man!!!! like they looked at Tom Holland and thought Nathan drake ? HUH , I like the kid actors in the beginning though they actually looked like the real brothers, but besides that the in game cinematics are putting this movie to shame.

[@viis]

@@thybreadstick101 totally. Tom would probably have been a really good young Nathan, but by Uncharted 4 he's supposed to be in 40s. Whether they like it or not, Tom Holland looks like a teenager. Not the right move. That's not to mention the fact that Sully is supposed to be in his mid 60s, and Mark Wahlberg looks like he's 40

[@leonpaelinck]

@@viis yeah in 20 years they both have the perfect age for U4

[@bobthegoat7090]

I don't care that much about Tom Holland. At least he acts like Drake, but Mark as Sully is a complete disaster. I don't care that he doesn't look like Sully, but his performance is just default funny Mark Wahlberg and doesn't remind me of Sully in any way. Keep Tom Holland and recast Sully.

[@thybreadstick101]

@@bobthegoat7090 I'd disagree, Tom Holland's acting just doesn't do it for me.

[@UnklePeanut]

15:48 got me. I was laughing so hard. I haven't lol so hard at a CinemaSins video since "the sin counter" broke while he was doing an "Fast and the Furious" review.

[@anar8343]

Which video was that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cuz I would love to see that

[@UnklePeanut]

Fate of the Furious episode@@anar8343

[@chaz.92]

​@@anar8343 one of the fast and furious ones. Where they hi jack a nuclear sub 😂

[@declanhampson1098]

You should have included Nolan North’s cameo and taken off a few sins because that was the best part of the movie.

[@jessicajayes8326]

Agreed

[@edwardnygma8533]

Oh shit, where was it?

[@leonpaelinck]

Really? It felt so forced.

[@xXGhostStalker]

@@edwardnygma8533 after falling out of the plane. When they got onto the beach, he made a comment that he fell out of plane once

[@drbanana1535]

@@leonpaelinck this whole movie was forced, his presence was the only redeeming quality

[@heathcliffO_o]

The emperor's new groove started with the third act then jumped back, it was also super guilty of narration but I don't think the movie would have worked better without either. In fact I believe it benefits from both of them because it abuses narration to a hilarious degree and subverts the idea by having the character argue with the narrator version of himself when everything syncs back up.

[@Martynde]

Not enough blood Not enough shooting Not enough killing Not enough swearing Not enough climbing Not enough moustache Not enough maturity Not enough length Not enough set piece scenes Not enough Nolan North Not enough brotherly bonding Not enough sexually flirting

[@leonpaelinck]

*Not enoug Nathan Fillion

[@bigboss4178]

not enough Ludonarrative Dissonance

[@drbanana1535]

@@bigboss4178 a fellow fan I see

[@shinichiizumi2242]

not enough jumping

[@shinichiizumi2242]

not enough puzzles

[@cggc9510]

When I saw the movie there were 2 other groups besides me in the entire theatre. This movie was a fun distraction, but it made my popcorn taste bad. I think one group had the same reaction because they left about halfway through. I sat through it, but the entire time I was counting the sins due to the misrepresentation of science. The only thing that kept me from leaving was knowing Tom Holland did most of his own stunts. I kind of wanted to see how crazy they would get.

[@amypond1867]

Yep, I was there for Tom Holland's stunts, and ONLY that.

[@metallord6960]

No sin for the fact that Tom Holland has no business playing Nathan Drake.

[@heartless604]

Dylan McDermott would have been the right choice.

[@metallord6960]

@@heartless604 Don't even know who that is so Imma take your word for it.

[@heartless604]

@@metallord6960 well if you search him up, you’ll see what I mean.

[@Gamer-pe6qr]

@@heartless604 Nathan Fillion

[@heartless604]

@@Gamer-pe6qr either one would be a billion times better than the spiderman kid.

[@zacharywolff2585]

I'd have added a sin for the goons happenstancing their way into a rave that just so happened to hold a clue for the treasure without going the secret way that main characters did.

[@philipgentile]

haha exactly! How did they find that rave???

[@Jercer]

Chloe

[@TooneySA]

but Chloe didn't know where that rave was until she arrived there, and she was with Tom Holland the whole time.

[@ariellagracie]

nate and sully react to explosions before the shot switches to them. they likely blew their way in somehow, which could be a nice reference to the game - rafe and nadine used dynamite constantly.

[@brandonspeed]

I absolutely love the uncharted franchise, couldn't count the time I've spent playing it but when i watched this movie I did think it was good but a little disappointing

[@RyqnH]

If you watch it again think of it as an action movie not uncharted if you get Me, I never played uncharted and thought it was good

[@thephantomknyte5759]

@@RyqnH same

[@yellowflamegaulent3902]

Agreed Sony could of made it good like how good both Sonic Movies were but a missed opportunity.

[@jbrisby]

If it's Uncharted, shouldn't there be rage demons? Uncharted games always had rage demons at some point.

[@trioofdominance1043]

i thought the movies action sequences were fun to watch, but both the physics and the plot are dumb 70% of the time

[@stormrail4540]

15:45 every once in a while this channel throws in a fresh reaction and I literally laugh out loud

[@plushblueep]

0:43 That Spider-Man joke cracked me up.

[@madness0169]

I'll tell you one thing though, the part in this movie where young Nathan Drake reads Sam's message that says "Never forget, you're a Drake. I love you." actually got me emotional. 😢

[@blueparadox211]

"Nathan Fillion isn't playing Nathan Drake in this scene"

[@PlebNC]

Nolan North isn't playing Drake in this scene, despite him being the facial model, facial capture, voice and mo-cap actor in the games. You're probably thinking "Nolan's too old to be a young Drake" and my answer is no-one wanted Young Drake anyway. It's like making the first Sonic movie be about Silver the Hedgehog.

[@generalkinobi6215]

I doubt that he actually cares about Nathan Fillion playing Drake he never played the games.

[@carolusrex701]

@@generalkinobi6215 Nathan Fillion made a whole 18-minute Uncharted Fan Film which was absolutely fantastic. You don't have to have played the games to know that Fillion would be the better Nathan Drake

[@Renegadetev1]

Everything wrong with uncharted an actor with the same first name as the protagonist wasn't in the movie *ding*

[@deepwaterlife48]

@Random Chance easy as far as holland. holland is a money maker right now. marky mark. no idea.

[@brianlusignan4696]

"Nathan Fillion isn't playing Nathan Drake in this scene." I've never agreed with something so much in my life.

[@totogamer6735]

After being amazed with Arcane: League of Legends, time to be reminded of how disappointing video game movies can get.

[@XDarkEcho]

Arcane though, was made by Riot and their own established teams, so it only makes sense they would be able to craft their series the way they wished and envisioned. As well as, they have talented writers in their hands, and took their time. It's a shame that most of the time, adapting videos into movies always turn out bad, because of the short run time they have to use in order to place SO much into the movie itself. Maybe if they start just making series instead, they'd have better luck...though, looking at Halo from Paramount, that also doesn't seem like a good idea. Just need people who actually CARE to craft these movies/series, instead of people who just want to use the IP for their own means.

[@totogamer6735]

@@XDarkEcho I’ve never played League Of Legends, but I enjoyed it without any knowledge of the games before hand. What matters is that it is possible to please both fans and newcomers alike while breaking new grounds in a medium that is seen by some as kids stuff.

[@XDarkEcho]

@Sugoma nuts Because the game in itself, is a shit show. However, the WORLD and CHARACTERS of the game are great, and well done. Arcane is a great spectacle of a series, based off the game, which gives more life to this character than the game MOBA will ever do. As well as, you don't have to worry about toxic community, that you're fated to play with; it's a show you can watch and enjoy.

[@ajaxtanner874]

@Sugoma nuts league makes me lose the will to live. the lore is wonderful, because its not run by the player base

[@cutienana92]

Can we get a sin for how Nate flips the pages of this hundreds of years old journal? We can assume those pages are fragile as shit and he’s flipping them like they’re pages from his composition notebook.

[@FeepingCreature]

One way you can end up better for an hour-long flashback: you do the dramatic action sequence at the start, then cut to the past, do the whole movie, but this time you stay on another character that the audience likes, and use the flashback to arrange for the other character to pull off an improbable rescue. So instead of a rescue out of nowhere, the audience goes "oh I saw this! Nice!" I don't actually know any movies that do it that way.

[@ncrxghost8075]

I think you think to hard when watching movies

[@nvv2452]

@@ncrxghost8075 no

[@ncrxghost8075]

@@nvv2452 yes

[@nvv2452]

@@ncrxghost8075 u aren't smart enough to understand

[@DanielFalca0]

@@ncrxghost8075 maybe

[@GentryMoyes]

The running out and yelling about how stupid the boat scene is! Gold! I literally can’t stop laughing.

[@Makman1994]

11:12-11:20 One extra sin for how easily Nate was knocked out by Chloe. He had the perfect chance to get the drop on her when she lowered her gun and turned around. This made me laugh so hard.

[@Psychic05]

Im so glad that I found a KZbin channel that understands what I go through when I watch movies

[@adii_reis]

Minute 15:47 might just be the BEST CinemaSins moment EVER

[@colinnixon7739]

The movie studio definitely didn't understand why we love uncharted. 😥

[@OfNoImport]

This sins video feels like a return to form. I'm not even sure why, but solid 10/10 sinning.

[@BadBatchArmada99]

The part where he "goes outside to scream" killed me. I haven't laughed that hard in a while 🤣 I love these videos keep up the great work.

[@leonpaelinck]

A blockbuster based on a game that's based on blockbusters in general obviously gets you the most average blockbuster of all time.

[@wombat8812]

A blockbuster based on a game based on another game that draws most of its inspiration from another blockbuster. Uncharted movie > Uncharted game > Tomb Raider > Indiana Jones

[@deepwaterlife48]

@@wombat8812 no. just no.

[@fuzzyapple]

Blockbuster is a term for a very popular piece of media. Something that keeps whole blocks (streets) empty, because people are glued to screens inside. This wasn't a blockbuster

[@goblinounours]

Right off the bat, the 10 sins at the start for failing at physics, I was like "THANK YOU! I'm not crazy!" That bothered the hell out of me when I saw the movie.

[@dxviation]

I literally finished the movie last night and searched if you had done this yet. Movie is super forgettable.

[@jaccokoet3888]

This movie deserves another 100 sins for completely disregarding all the significant things from the games

[@animechic420]

Like what?

[@sofiacarrasquillo796]

@@animechic420 Flynn, Charlie Cutter ... ELENA ... NADINE .... characters who could've brought just as much humor charisma and development to the story - well maybe not this movie's story but coulda, woulda, shoulda.

[@animechic420]

@@sofiacarrasquillo796 what if you get all that in the next movie?

[@sofiacarrasquillo796]

@@animechic420 Lol even if they did I probably won't watch it. The games are great as they are. If they make another movie and its anything like this - I just wouldn't enjoy it :/

[@animechic420]

@@sofiacarrasquillo796 then you have no reason to bitch about it.

[@brandongamingtv7545]

10:43 note: "serenity now" is the working title for Spider-man: no way home, according to the script for NWH.

[@wor1dconquerer170]

He missed one of the biggest sins in the after credits. In one scene the Bad guy has a necklace on while Nathan is walking away. Then all of a sudden Nathan says he Took the neckalce from the bad guy and opens his hand revealing it. Apparently Nathan can teleport objects.

[@shinichiizumi2242]

they teleported objects multiple times. like when. Chloe was just standing next to nates closed backpack and somehow stole the cross

[@silverhawk24]

I never understand why cinemasins gets this much hate! There are so many videos on why cinemasins is terrible, but in my opinion he's not bad at all. Sure he may go over the top at times but he's doing this because he enjoys it. These are fun nitpicking videos and I'm ok with that. Thank you Jeremy for this video

[@Xgendude14]

Its because of the moments with “Jeremy feigns ignorance” cliche just to pad the sin count with bullshit sins. Before the Dislike button was removed, his EWW video for i,Robot was his most disliked video because half of his “sins” were explained in the movie and he simply feigned ignorance or it was “Jeremy points out things on the screen and calls it a sin” cliche

[@silverhawk24]

@@Xgendude14 I guess I understand! But I don't think he deserves so much hate. I mean yeah some may be justified but some people take it too far

[@GAshoneybear]

The only thing that aggravates me is some of the woke sins. They get tedious like in the Top Gun review. That movie was made 40 years ago.

[@animechic420]

Cinemasins gets hate? 🤨

[@silverhawk24]

@@animechic420 yeah! If u go and search up Cinemasins is bad. There's a good amount of videos saying how much of a bad youtuber he is. But Jeremy could give less of a damn

[@akshaykumar_r]

1:33 Holy heck, how did they perfectly cast young Nate but mess up with the grown up!?

[@akshaykumar_r]

@chikenbepsi8292 Fair enough

[@gamingjolt9621]

OK can we talk about how fucking stupid it is that they managed to pack that much gold into that little of a backpack and not be stuck to the ground as if they have an anchor on their back because gold weighs a lot it’s a soft metal but it weighs a lot Not to mention Drake at the final reveal (spoilers) has like five gold bars in his pockets that he then gives to sully but your pockets would have holes in them because assuming you’re super human for the fact that you can just pick up gold bars without any effort then your pants are just gonna rip because of the tension

[@lazarushernandez5827]

More of that videogame physics at work; have you seen how Nathan Drake can tirelessly hang off the side of a cliff/sign/ledge to remain out of sight of an enemy thug? Or how his clothes remain intact despite all of the obstacles, impacts, bullets etc... Drake endures? 😅

[@gamingjolt9621]

@@lazarushernandez5827 Same with agent 47 in hitman

[@LadyOnikara]

Just like Doom Guy carrying as many guns as a standard country's military would have access to. Heck, maybe even a tank in his back pocket for emergencies.

[@stoagymahalo5268]

Just... watched the Nathan Fillion and it was even more heartbreaking they took the entire plot from the one with Nathan Fillioin.... WITHOUT even a cameo this one broke my heart more than Tomb Raider.

[@geologymule]

As soon as I saw the ship/helicopter scene I thought “I can’t wait to hear Cinemasins destroy this”. Here we go!!!

[@moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115]

The funniest line in this video" "F**k you! Enjoy your parade of bulls**t! I'm going to get some wings!" 🍗😂🤣

[@calvinmatthews1527]

Even with Tom Holland & Mark Walburg, you won't convince me that this isn't a National Tresure film with better production values.

[@feralforlorn]

nah calling uncharted a national treasure clone is a insult to national treasure 1 n 2

[@dennisharvey9355]

The worst thing about this movie is it doesn't follow the video games at all

[@Ates417]

Not that great of a movie, but I took out everything I wanted out of it based on the games and had some joy at times with it.

[@notofficialpickles507]

Nah it was one of the worst movies ever it was like one of them pirates of the carrobean copies

[@scootercaster576]

Just play the game bro

[@xszy_tt]

@Wirawan Jailanie nobody asked or cares kid

[@Wol1427]

​@@notofficialpickles507 The movie was actually decent, it was better than I thought it was going to be. I'd give Uncharted a 7/10.

[@thetrashpope557]

@@Wol1427 nah it’s a 5/10 just a cgi mess with horrible casting besides for Chloe and the big bad guy before he gets killed for diversity points it’s a fun movie but not a good movie nor a good uncharted movie only reason why it’s called uncharted is because marketing and Sony needs money especially compared to Microsoft because they dumped a lot of money on making fucking brilliant games

[@jcrockett2544]

15:50 mark sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣please continue to adding that emotion to future films

[@scaper8]

"Does Mountain Dew still make Live Wire?" Yes. Yes they do. It's a standard shelf item in my part of the country. And yes, that shit is awesome.

[@snapshow1989]

There are many more sins missed in this movie. 2 that I was hoping to see were: - Why write the coordinates down when Drake found where the gold was. He wrote down a fake one, I get why he did that, but he wrote another one down that shows where the gold is but uses his phone to find those coordinates and to locate the cave, and never needed to use the paper with the coordinates. - Sullivan took a short cut to get on the other side of the mountains only to be met up by the other helicopter he left behind who had to maneuver around or above the mountain and fly faster than Sullivan to cut him off.

[@scottleister5756]

Dude 15:40, the narrator loosing his shit. I laughed so hard I started coughing

[@buddy7332]

Literally I scoffed out loud with the helicopter scene, no one else in the cinema seemed to question the weight

[@pinkgoergefloyd8340]

How about when they could’ve just hit their helicopter with their boat but pulled up instead

[@Its_Me_Romano]

Sky cranes are made to lift rediciously heavy objects. But not at that speed

[@NobleVI_343]

@@Its_Me_Romano their limit is 10 tonnes, a carrack is easily 85 tonnes empty

[@rocketpunchgo1]

@@NobleVI_343 85 tonnes is a small one too! And don't forget, these ships were for cargo, easily meaning 200 tonnes UNLADEN! Then add another 50 toones of gold to that, then waterloagging and small sea life...

[@LeonardoKlotz]

Having ambition is all it takes to make a videogame adaptation work And even though they hired some more experienced people to helm the project, they didn't have much ambition Especially Ruben Fleischer, who has been acting more as a director for hire recently

[@mustafakarbanee649]

The "I don't want to go Mr Stark" killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@denshagabriel868]

Jeremy walking away and raging is the best part of the video🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@benic9341]

Your videos have gone better and better throughout the years.

[@walkingwhisperer]

Everything wrong with Uncharted: The film was made in the first place with Tom as Nathan.

[@cowboybeeboopbop]

I love how 3/4 of the audio outtakes are just the same actors different roles

[@monarkgamer3587]

“I’m sweating like a hooker in church” “You brought a hooker to church?” “Why not”

[@aguyfromnothere]

Isnt church for hookers? Didnt the founder of the church say the healthy dont need a doctor.

[@Austin_Triebe]

5:18 To be fair, I don’t think anyone (regardless of nationality or whatever) would’ve understood this guy. When I saw this for the first time, all I was able to make out was “big boys” and “proper Scottish welcome.”

[@doomy_mcdoomerson]

Here’s a massive sin you missed: It’s said that the crew made the map and all these clues so they could find their treasure again. The treasure that the crew themselves hid. So, WHY do they need maps and clues to tell them where to find the treasure when they all helped hide it and would know where it is.

[@lucieb6309]

That's actually rather sensible to do. It's very hard to rememeber where you parked your car in a city you don't know without taking mental/physical notes of indicators such as street names, shops and all. Imagine finding your ship in the middle of the sea. It's even worse after a few years. It becomes absolutely impossible to remember. It's smart to set up a way to help you remember while making sure that not everyone could decypher your indications.

[@doomy_mcdoomerson]

@@lucieb6309 There were 18 men. Are you telling me that ALL of them got collective amnesia and couldn’t remember hiding those big ships in that cave? No. Not possible.

[@iguiste23]

@@doomy_mcdoomerson Collective Amnesia lmao. I was about to say something similar.

[@doomy_mcdoomerson]

@@iguiste23 it would’ve been fine if the movie had said something like “The men left these clues for their descendants to find the treasure.” or something like that. But, it doesn’t. I think it was Sully who said that the 18 men intended to return and reclaim the treasure. If so, there would’ve been no need for maps or clues because each guy would’ve had at least 17 others would would’ve known where the treasure they hid was at.

[@thatoneweeb-wehraboo2424]

@@doomy_mcdoomerson so you're telling us that 18 men who regularly sail on ships and hid 2 ships would remember after who knows how many years where 2 ships they left are and just perfectly remember which region, which island, which area, an which cave those two ships are? I had it earlier this year and I've already forgotten where I left my passport. People are easy to forget stuff, especially important stuff and when it's hidden halfway across the world in a nation made up of 7,640+ islands and a region of 25,000+ islands. You would need clues too

[@rmannayr2129]

NATHAN FILLION ISN'T PLAYING NATHAN DRAKE IN THIS SCENE!

[@vrushalbhalerao3450]

Only megamind got the 'I bet you're wondering how I got here' cliche right

[@bittybaff3541]

The fact that fans have agreed on who they want to play these characters and the fact that Nathan Dillion and Stephen Lang actually made a short film as said characters makes this film's existence an abomination and I'm not even interested in watching cinemasins tear it up because each frame is a reminder of what it should have been

[@brandongamingtv7545]

My very first movie that I watched in theaters after the pandemic! (With the last movie that I watched in theaters before the pandemic being jumanji the next level)

[@pipopipi]

The only thing I liked about this movie was the post credit scene where Sully reached Morbius with an ancient map of Morbistan, teasing the sequel: Uncharted 2: the forgotten morbs of the past

[@niktri8312]

You're misremembering mate, what actually happened is that Tom Holland returned to his house, only for Morbius to be waiting for him and he was like "I found you, Spider-Man!" and then Tom Holland said "Spider-Man? What are you talking about? Who are you?" upon which Morbius smiled sinisterly and said "...What do you know about the Morbiverse?"

[@pipopipi]

@@niktri8312 hahahaha

[@Zombiesnyder13]

Having ambition is all it takes to make an adaptation work Sadly, AVI ARAD has none of that

[@Hillthugsta]

He used to...

[@Zombiesnyder13]

@@Hillthugsta no, he never had It was always someone else

[@Yashillywilly345]

this deserves 1,000,000 more sins for the fact that a low budget (i think) 14 minute fan film was better than a fleshed out 1 hour and 56 minute movie with a high budget edit: should’ve removed a sin for the fact that THE REAL ACTOR FOR NATHAN DRAKE did a cameo

[@peralus2008]

This movie deserves a 1000 sins for having nothing to do with the game. It deserves a 1000 more sins for rushing. It deserves a 1000 more sins for the actors. It's called fanfare for reason, that means the fans want to see this... There was a fanfare of this with the actor Nathan Fillion (GREAT ACTOR) so since they didn't do that, all sins are not cleansed!

[@viis]

Exactly! If they could just recreate Uncharted 4, shot-for-shot, line-for-line, with not shit actors who actually look like the characters in the games, this would have been an amazing movie. The story in the game was just so damn good, and the characters really made it what it was as well. Not sure why they felt the need to take so many "artistic liberties"

[@Dargonhuman]

A possible explanation (that I have no idea if it works or not but hear me out) - the character Nate is a fan of the Naughty Dog studio, which is why he has the sticker. After the events of the movie are over, Nate sells the rights to tell his story to Naughty Dog, so at the time of the chest being opened, the Uncharted games do not exist in that universe as the events the games are based on are still unfolding.

[@estebangutierrez160]

Nathan could actually be a fan of Jak and Daxter and Crash Bandicoot since Naughty Dog did create both of the games before Uncharted.

[@ImInfini]

This video just confirms Jeremy has Chandler Bing's consciousness

[@shivanmathoera7253]

1 sin for climbing from a boat to a chopper, with gold in his pockets, without letting his pants drop or fall.

[@Zombiesnyder13]

If Sony doesn't get rid of AVI ARAD Their cinematic universe of Spider-Man characters isn't gonna last long

[@Saiyanjohn415]

I forgot this move was released until I saw it was available to watch. I'm glad I didn't. I am very fond of the Uncharted series.

[@ThandoLootLove]

The casting alone deserves 1000 sins

[@obsi-dian]

More entertaining than the actual movie

[@lorneostronoff25]

I doubt anybody had high expectations for this movie, but man, what a let down.

[@nikagogibedashvili6476]

I can actually name a movie where "you are probably wondering how I got here" works. It's Megamind.

[@alicenovakova1783]

I just have to say this- if I'm correct, the scene with those empty wine bottles was in Europe. Nine is not that much for us

[@Wildcard024]

Don't forget the car disappearing when the henchmen are looking for Nate and Sully on the plane

[@callsignblaze4388]

As somebody who recreationally jumps out of airplanes, the entire plane scene was bullshit.

[@内田ガネーシュ]

nathan fillion uncharted fan film is still the definitive uncharted movie

[@G360LIVE]

Yes! :)

[@thetravellingsteampunkkitt5710]

A sin knocked off for not seeing Nathan’s voice actor Nolan North sitting on the beach chillin

[@iguiste23]

I laugh even when you sit here and rip into decent or legendary movies I love. And I personally thought this was a silly, fun, typical video game style movie like that of the game where you can do impossible un-realistic things and have a great blast. The fact the games are just as over the top with stunts and impossible scenes and still turn out to be one of the greatest video game series of all time is why I love the dorkyness and sillyness of this moive too. It isn't the best movie I have watched recently but it was fun, close to the franchise and just enjoyable past the easy to ignore mistakes.

[@Yasmin-nf6cn]

you need 100 sins for the rotting boat physics alone

[@utisti4976]

Everything wrong with Uncharted: *1. The Whole Movie.* They didn't even bother to make any effort in the setpieces, they just copy/pasted everything from the games and called it a prequel. Worst casting ever. And where the heck is Elena???

[@silverhawk24]

Only good thing about this movie was the song! No mind was great

[@pamoweiberezi5315]

@@silverhawk24 Elena will be in the sequel

[@jbrisby]

And the rage zombies? Uncharted games are supposed to have rage zombies.

[@christophbethe7871]

@@pamoweiberezi5315 why do you have to traumatize me like that...a sequel😖. What are they thinking

[@jedimastayoda112]

Couldn't have Elena, there were already two straight white people in the movie, that's 2 more than hollywood typically allows. Were Elena in the movie they would be forced to hire a transgender mexican lesbian to balance all their toxic whiteness.

[@patchwork5532]

Honestly my biggest pet peeve was that, even though I never played the games, I could still tell exactly where all the quick time events were in the movie. Especially during that scene where they're dangling from the plane.

[@bryanheilman4376]

I was really hoping he would do this movie, thanks!

[@joejusto3292]

15:48 I’m happy to know we had the exact same response.

[@gor9027]

This movie convinced me that we’re never getting a great video game movie.

[@gall9had]

0:24 THANK YOU

[@johnonwuka6145]

One of the best honest trailers ever 😂😂