Everytime Nick Mullen Speaks on Red Eye With Only a Little Context

Here’s a red eye compilation of my close friend Nick Mullen, also I'm gay
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[@brentlackey5787]

It's funny to think that John Bolton probably left this going "man I like that Nick Mullen kid" lmfao

[@GeraldGruenigMedia1]

And the rest of the world left thinking man John Bolton is pretty chill

[@mrj4990]

Funniest part of this entire thing 😂😭

[@stevemrayz357]

Not after he called him aging Groucho Marx

[@jmaguire2232]

“Maybe the left’s not so bad after all.”

[@andrewlaco1776]

Making a war criminal laugh, knowing he’ll never be tried, is oddly wholesome.

[@xvvxvvxvvx]

I still can't get over the fact that nick sat next to John Bolton on a TV show

[@todvarian7216]

"I'm John Bolton, and I'm gay"

[@3dheadcreeps87]

Nick Mullen making a war criminal laugh is fucking surreal.

[@todvarian7216]

@@3dheadcreeps87 Amin would have laughed. But this wasn't his timeline.

[@hobyahobya125]

I'm shipping John Bolton × Nick, the chemistry there is undeniable

[@MagufoBoy]

@@todvarian7216 "Hello, I am Gay National Security Advisor John Bolton..."

[@orenthalsimpson]

It's bizarre seeing John Bolton laugh at Nick's rape jokes

[@johnheitkam193]

John Bolton is no stranger to rape

[@seanmatthewking]

Got a good lean forward laugh out of him

[@otisgolightly3680]

"he stole 47 peoples innocence" Bolton leans forward in laughter

[@andywiddowson4122]

Can't say the name of my podcast but I'm sitting next to a literal war criminal

[@dr.nihilus2632]

They all laugh about it in private, so...

[@callanc3925]

"this isnt gonna stop cat calling, its not like they automated homeless people"

[@Jakesully133]

And then where he implies women shouldn't have jobs I lost my shit

[@jjcoola998]

Best line🤑 My man’s a genius

[@JohnOxford]

Had to pause on that one, fuck that landed hard.

[@SkeletonWord]

Can't believe he didn't catch a single laugh from That

[@asdfghjkl2261]

12:15 for anyone wondering

[@randysavage5272]

Nick saying he's going to off himself next week casually on Fox News is S tier television

[@maxuabo]

Imagine evaluating things in life by adhering to terminally online internet child tiers

[@droideca88]

@@maxuabo you're so straight

[@maxuabo]

@@droideca88 I no

[@maxuabo]

@@droideca88 thanx

[@noahconklin5065]

@@maxuabo joyless bastard, let him have fun

[@robbymidgettofficial]

I love that he's seemingly the only person capable of landing a joke on that show

[@Ruby-eq1qg]

He saved that Bill Cosby joke

[@WHATISUTUBE]

Redeye had a ton of good comedians over its run. Sherrod Small was S-Tier. Gavin was really good too. A lot of people got their start there.

[@chanty2192]

Hey Robby this is a highlight reel that specifically only shows him speaking.

[@shannonm.townsend1232]

@@WHATISUTUBE uhh

[@ZeranZeran]

@@shannonm.townsend1232 UHHH WHAT

[@brother7220]

The cartoon level rivalry with the fact checker is unbelievably funny

[@dogma7346]

tvs andy levy he wants to be nicks friend

[@JCDenton42069]

"You don't know enough about chicken anatomy" got me good

[@NoctuaOlivae]

It's honestly the greatest thing this program has probably ever produced.

[@NoctuaOlivae]

13:15 "I just don't like listening to people" "Well maybe you should start."

[@NoctuaOlivae]

20:00

[@h.s6352]

I love that Nick, the most left leaning person on all of these panels, is always the one making the actually somewhat offensive jokes.

[@BlastinRope]

Why do you think he leans left? He is a sociopath who says whatever is socially expedient

[@bayersbluebayoubioweapon8477]

@@BlastinRope you people say that about all leftists. god forbid we make a joke about Jewish people and what upstanding people they are. fine people. I love jews. I wish I was a Jew! I think I might be a Jew now! Wow! That easy!

[@ScuffedLandlord]

Red Eye was the best show on a major news network. They really went all in on getting controversial guests.

[@jakechinatown]

@@dylanpaul7371 eww no

[@cheddar8213]

@@timmteller871 lmaooo most conservatives LOVE to be offensive

[@mitchellbowman22]

He literally tweeted red eye that they should bring him on and they immediately replied and said OK

[@jackfiercetree5205]

His Bill Cosby, "Elephant in the room" was effing perfect. Holy shit.

[@hospitalbruteband]

Agreed

[@user-to9lk8ix6h]

Oh, Chip.

[@styxrakash4639]

You know what grinds my gears tho Dude he literally saved the bit. He was throwing a bone to the broad who made the initial joke. Fucking crickets. And then she chastised him for being “filthy” ugh. Infuriating.

[@AlexMoreno-zj7po]

@@styxrakash4639 nah makes it funnier

[@PreacherJenkins]

​@@styxrakash4639And she laughed right after he made that joke and then remembered she was supposed to pretend to be serious all of the time

[@joenichols3901]

John Bolton should replace Stav on the podcast

[@user-ww8nz5oo2l]

WOO

[@q44444q]

Omfg yes

[@TmHaAdNtOiStan]

There is no more podcast

[@Criticalthinking788.]

Idk man, stavros laugh is half the appeal

[@_ruddegar]

Woo! woo! woo! wooo! wooo!

[@willt.9654]

“It’s not gonna stop catcalling. They haven’t automated homeless people” kinda flew under the radar

[@ATR-Sound]

The way Nick lights up when the host says “I know that you’re an expert in Chinese economic relations.”

[@mrconservey]

"You don't bring policy to a pissing contest." - Nick Mullen

[@stephenunderwood1315]

I'm so dead that lady tried to reference Cumtown and tie it in with blood donation

[@mrguy746]

"obviously I've never donated blood"... Without skipping a beat "Well, you're a bad person" Fucking lol

[@lodeyo]

she was thinking bout them bodily fluids

[@pigman4084]

@@lodeyoshe said, “you’re welcuum” lmao

[@weedwin7356]

Nick repeatedly shutting down that one guy off stage who keeps making sarcastic comments is hilarious.

[@Signasty]

Nick's take on Trump dunking on everyone in the debates "You dont bring policy to a pissing contest" is some real wizardy thinking. Also I'm gay

[@jamesmcmackin8773]

wow I'm gay

[@Debaser1990]

@@jamesmcmackin8773 Dude crazy, me too

[@noahsmith9025]

Hey, I'm gay too

[@tedregular7570]

I’m not the only one??

[@BIacklce]

he just learned from the best, the frank grimes episode of the simpsons

[@topleybird2443]

The way Nick deflates and hijacks most bits is masterful.

[@SwagMoney420]

33:25 "I know that your an expert in chinese.." Nicks eyes light up like a christmas tree lmaoo

[@grimble4564]

His facial expressions are truly inhuman

[@satzbau9185]

That was the most alive and present he looked in any of these clips

[@dylanwilliams7868]

He thought he was caught lmao

[@lonecrow201]

He understood the guy had listened to the podcast and he thought it was sweet

[@jamesf4423]

@@grimble4564autism and stimulant addiction is a very special thing

[@mikesains1600]

Rupert Murdoch on uppers awake at 4am, eating McDonald’s and vibing to a Nick Mullen bit. It’s 100% happened.

[@owengraziano7288]

😂😂😂

[@ShittyMcPoopyBalls]

“This kid gets it”

[@zackcolosky9908]

that's my twin fr great minds think alike🤞

[@EddieDubs]

This show is so brutal. It makes Nick seem like the funniest person in history.

[@samaich5545]

I mean.... he's like top 5

[@jrmungandr]

That’s the Marquis of capitalism you’re talking about

[@bashy8466]

republicans aren't funny nothing new

[@videodump8299]

@@samaich5545 more like hes a top

[@harriporter8044]

Well he kinda is up there with Norm

[@aaizner847]

I love how he just calmly admits that the Koch brothers buy politicians.

[@roosterboots4684]

And it's framed as a positive. I think it broke Nicks brain momentarily because he was just like "I don't know is that how that works?" like he's surprised they're just saying it

[@boatymcboatyface]

Admitting to who, nobody's watching

[@aaizner847]

@boatymcboatyface did you just say nobody watches FoxNews? At least 1/3 of the country does. Smoke more crack.

[@aaizner847]

@boatymcboatyface also, it's "to whom". If I had to learn your language, you should also have to.

[@autumn6418]

Honestly, I'd watch a whole podcast of just Nick Mullen and anyone who attempts to take him seriously.

[@fireandworms]

Reminds me of the Colbert Report lol

[@deeznutz8320]

@@fireandworms But actually funny

[@fireandworms]

@@deeznutz8320 Colbert was very funny, especially in interviews. Look up his one with O'Reilly. Problem is that he's sold out. Doesn't change the fact that he used to be hilarious.

[@lvnz2689]

@@deeznutz8320 Yikes, wrong opinion bud 😏

[@scottdodge6979]

@@fireandworms agreed. I was bummed when he showed his true colors because you just can't deny how funny the colbert report was.

[@grimmes1159]

“This is my last week and I’m checking out” the way he just tosses that out there

[@mattaddison4794]

This is the epitome of fever dream, “why am I watching this? I can’t look away.”, awake at 4am with the flu TV. It’s not quite boring enough to lose your interest but absolutely every moment falls flat.

[@tsedubgyatso]

I’m currently watching with the flu. Seems to be the universe is calling us to the same video 🤒

[@dogma7346]

this is peak surreal youtube

[@mothpot]

this is the cumtown podcast experience

[@Zuwze]

Absolutely perfect description.

[@ShaneFlett]

I'm baked eating a pizza. It's alright

[@michaelrfalkowski2446]

I think that fact-checker guy could be a funny guest on The Adam Friedland Show, I enjoyed his back-and-forth with Nick.

[@MrRyinoyea]

Andy was great with gutfeld. His most famous bit is when Chris Brown beat on Rihanna.

[@christuckercarlson]

He's the only guy better at bit killing than Adam lmao

[@GTAjunkie99]

I love how much nick doesn't know what to do with his face lol

[@davev8216]

Autism is a spectrum.

[@ThatOneGuy0006]

Autistic king

[@dothebartman9156]

The autist dillema

[@whoishamilton]

Haha maximum tismo

[@bootywink]

nick quietly sipping in "they havent automated homeless people" into a catcalling debate is so fucking good

[@invntiv]

That shit was nuclear levels of funny

[@CalvinGriffin91]

I will never be able to come to terms with the fact that Nick Mullen and John Bolton were once colleagues.

[@Jimmy___]

The peak of one's career and the gutter of the other's. Not saying which is which

[@iloveketamine477]

@@Jimmy___ obviously the highlight of John Boltons career

[@KindanThe1st]

Seeing Nick advocate for segregation on national TV is checked off my bucket list I guess.

[@scumbaag]

The growing disdain for the blonde chick and that Andy dude are fucking classic.

[@crashingspectacular]

When she's talking about construction workers catcalling women you can see the growing amazement on his face in real time at how braindead she is

[@slaterslater5944]

She has an awfully annoying voice

[@pericles9629]

I like how Nick visibly growing more comfortable with the format and more outspoken eventually culminates in him being kicked off the show.

[@notinspectorgadget]

"Cause of Vietnam."

[@interrobang5785]

Hilarious how far beyond everyone else on the show Nick is. It’s like watching a thirty year old man play in a Little League game.

[@shannonm.townsend1232]

Yes but it's a very low bar

[@jamesmcmackin8773]

@@shannonm.townsend1232 It's a gay bar

[@thebadtraveler]

You never watched golden era Red Eye. The show was basically the Opie and Anthony after show

[@dreweden3499]

Thirty year old *Olympic Gold Medalist* playing a *tee-ball game*

[@jamesmcmackin8773]

@@dreweden3499 *Special Olympic*

[@MrBlumpkin42]

This unironically shows The Adam Friedland Show can actually do center-left discussions.

[@chanty2192]

the erin feinman show did that all on it's own.

[@funsimulator7246]

Can't wait till they nail it

[@noahmay7708]

Are these center-left discussions?

[@dogma7346]

this is gay and nick can only sorta make it funny stav was really important as a guy who just is always thinking about the joke and going for it doing impressions adam has the ideas but stav was vital as a second action man he had a vitality to him that Dan Schneider the child molestor lacks

[@sdhjsjana72js]

@@dogma7346 i know you’re not serious but legit some of the funniest ct bits happened because stav would laugh at literally everything nick said and force the bits along long after nick would’ve given up on it. adam does not have that power

[@pab1381]

Nicks smart phone comment about knives in the wall is kinda true. We used to ring doorbells and shoot bottle rockets at whoever answered before smart phones lol

[@kiryuchan860]

Those were the days...

[@christuckercarlson]

@@kiryuchan860 fr time to buy some sheets of plywood and hatchets

[@jpfizzle1]

It’s so weird seeing Nick on television giving a few of his unhinged observations. Amazing

[@WHATISUTUBE]

Red Eye was a 3am show. He doesnt really stand out with all the guests that show had. Gavin did his Jewish mind control bit on there

[@shannonm.townsend1232]

@@WHATISUTUBE oof

[@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub]

Only on Fox News!

[@bradbosch7915]

Never will get over watching former National Security Advisor John Bolton laughing to Nick Mullen Bill Cosby jokes

[@Tavat]

Kudos to Fox for putting Nick on air. Kudos to Nick for making them look like even bigger squares than their kids thought they were.

[@Saved_Sinner0085]

The Beatles didn't sing You Can't Always Get What You Want, that was the Rolling Stones

[@multiplesifl]

Thank you for typing the thing I screamed. :b

[@Retorded]

Yeah that was painful to hear.

[@ayyguevara8448]

That’s the joke?

[@joelglanton6531]

Dude everyone knows that, it was obviously a joke. The guy was even alive when that song came out and everyone who got "mad" at his joke wasn't

[@shaunmartinell5825]

It had to be a joke, cause everyone knows the Monkees sang that !

[@quadeesimo815]

"That is genius. That's actually the smartest thing I've ever heard."

[@TheOneShotWunda]

1:02

[@Max1dollar]

“They haven’t automated homeless people” how did that fly under their radar. 12:12

[@strimbimmin328]

Stav cackled at that one myself

[@TerexJ]

Because he's surrounded by unfunny people

[@namedidii]

"Nick, you said you were friendly and personable on twitter" "Uh, yeah" "Have you read your tweets?"

[@xXBigGodXx]

i remember looking up nicks twitter and his last tweet was from like a year ago and it was just the n word like 40 times

[@automaticwriting4220]

@@xXBigGodXxloooooolllll

[@xXBigGodXx]

@@automaticwriting4220 i think thats what they were referencing lol

[@dorbraverrancourt]

Apparently they couldn’t say the Adam Friedland show on air in the mid 2000 teens

[@jakebaker4066]

This guy has norm levels of chaos. The podcast has almost a too New York edge lord hipster feeling to me. But him on the air I’m seeing the genius bravery.

[@justinland1208]

That was prime time Nick.

[@maxhorsford7800]

I can’t agree more

[@NoFlu]

It reminds me of the Norm x Conan x Gordon Ramsey cooking segment in terms of chaos... But for politics

[@WaffleHouseBandit]

Agree to disagree I guess but I really feel like people who say stuff like this are reading too much into things, it's literally called cumtown and is about 90% what if x was gay or what if x had a small dick jokes. Maybe I'm too stupid to get it honestly idk but it seems like bottom of the barrel comedy and I don't think it's attempting to be subversive in doing so

[@topleybird2443]

The contrast really makes it, the podcast was too cosseted by comparison.

[@hudsontoo1212]

Nick got Bolton to break his super villain character. That’s amazing.

[@benweaver9151]

What character?

[@Wes147]

I like how they implied Nick was crazy for saying to arm teachers and now they want to arm teachers 😅😂

[@UnsolvableMetrics]

Nick may be one of the most talented comedians ive ever seen in the worst era for comedy of all time

[@bignlad835]

The best way to describe this man

[@squidink6705]

its only become apparent to me from his appearances on shows like this, that nick is like carrying the flame of norm macdonald & im gay

[@louisbowels6858]

"They're not gonna automate homeless people" Not even a chuckle that's insane

[@bill0129]

The "Can't get fired from twitter." Line aged beautifully

[@xXBigGodXx]

i remember looking up nick mullens twitter and his last tweet before he got banned was just him saying n word like 20 times

[@bill0129]

@@xXBigGodXx perfect content

[@robert9016]

Damn Nick was actually good on this terrible show

[@vikinghammer87]

Found the gay nyc socialist

[@ScuffedLandlord]

Red Eye was the funniest show on a major network and libs can't stand it

[@thatcityboy73]

@@ScuffedLandlord haha the leebs can't stand to hear the same 2 jokes for 20 years so owned

[@jacksobrooks]

It was a good show

[@glennyoungkindid9116]

It was better with gutfeld somehow.

[@StoryNowStoryHorse]

Main guy looks like someone deflated Conans head.

[@aztro.99]

literally nailed his description, i’m like why does he look so uncanny, temu ass team coco lol

[@Ruby-eq1qg]

27:15 Nicks joke deserved a better response than tangible silence but I guess that was too much of a dig at police for them to laugh at

[@arturobandini4078]

It's good that Fox News are finally letting gay men onto their shows.

[@Tavat]

“You don’t bring policy to a pissing contest.” Excellent quote.

[@ThePulaskiPumper]

Brilliant

[@GreatJinjonator]

This is like inviting a bull into your china shop, how was he so frequently a guest lmao

[@FrederSnorlax]

they were desperate for guests - this was not paid.

[@GlassesAndCoffeeMugs]

I LOVE that they called Nick an "Expert in Chinese relations"

[@ProWalter2]

To see Gavin McGuiness and Nick in the same room is truly a fever dream one OD'ing on cocaine can truly experience

[@junol]

Gavin interviewed him at one point

[@timmteller871]

They probably actually vibe good together :D

[@dreweden3499]

Gavin "M.C. Guinness" McInnes, lulz

[@damotheman4196]

​@@dreweden3499 Dude... I will end you.

[@papertiger9845]

Lol they used to hang out and be around eachother a lot. The whole cumtown, LOS, and cumia network used to always be with eachother.

[@ramtron1775]

They had no clue they were witnessing a living legend. 🤣

[@REALdavidmiscarriage]

it‘s funny how he is being ironic about everything and they are just saying the same things but are being serious about them.

[@crashingspectacular]

"is there any meaning to life?" "For me, nah, this is my last week. I'm checking out"

[@CaptainStraya]

That dude who comes in and repeats the previous jokes is such a buzzkill

[@thesleekgreek]

Lol dave

[@quadeesimo815]

"So you want guns in schools?" "Only to protect the teachers from getting fired."

[@anzo_ff]

Thank you for doing this fellow gay man

[@octopusexperiment1931]

This is very well edited to give exactly enough context to understand what's being talked about. Although that recap guy is annoying as hell.

[@dothebartman9156]

"so you like getting people riled up online" "no I don't people just hate me" I like how Nick just sticks a fork in those clueless Gen X guys who think of everything as partisan and "owning" people

[@sdhjsjana72js]

sure, but also nick did enjoy getting people riled up online, that’s all his first few twitter accounts were about. he wasn’t just being himself and making people mad, he went out of his way to get people upset at him because he found it funny lol

[@jonathanwolff2776]

I still don't understand why he was on this show so much but it's hilarious

[@kassiogomes8498]

He was building reputation

[@quadeesimo815]

He tweeted at them to let him on and they did lol

[@Clowncentral101]

He said he has no idea why they kept asking him back on he originally asked to come on as a joke and Even he didn’t think that it went well

[@sdhjsjana72js]

because the show came on at 3 am nobody gave a shit what happened on it

[@connorbarr7314]

I love how his face is firing on all cylinders to look normal when the camera cuts to him and it fails every time

[@oakey03]

It's his Irish "soul" peeking through.

[@rowanvanhorn4303]

Bro that woman claiming all women like being cat called is straight up lying, she calls the police if a black person looks at her, much less calls her sexy

[@StinkySkunk100]

I do too

[@namedidii]

What? Someone on Fox News lying? To further an agenda? Oh man we got John Stewart

[@DudeMan-xs3db]

They do tho.

[@fickmydick7314]

Arround... ...never relax.

[@MandenTV]

The two aren’t mutually exclusive.

[@nohabloemojislosiento4930]

I love how newscasters just laugh wildly like maniacs at anything a comic says, even when there was no joke. Just being near a comedian makes them uncomfortable.

[@noahmay7708]

Some people are just funny, they don't always have to say something hilarious, but delivery and reputation can get a laugh. Either way don't pretend like you're better or more stoic than these people when you clicked on a comedy video so you could laugh. Like shit you were staring at this straight-faced the whole time.

[@jrmungandr]

We’ve all agreed, collectively, to pretend like newscasters are trustworthy and charismatic, so when someone you can tell is real and actually charismatic rolls around the jig is up Also I strongly prefer the company of men to that of women

[@matthillfromcollege4109]

@@noahmay7708you’d be surprised i guess

[@sdhjsjana72js]

@@noahmay7708 except half the stuff they’re laughing at wasn’t delivered in any way at all. it was nick just saying the most mundane response and them cackling nobody is saying they’re better or “more stoic” than anyone. just calling out that these hack tv personalities laughing at literally nothing is weird and ridiculous

[@Dwightpower88]

They're propagandists.

[@Pepilepsy]

Nick being on red eye is the only way the show can be marginally palatable.

[@anthonyemerson2965]

Nick isn’t even trying with most of these jokes and they’re so much funnier than anything else

[@jackhockenberrymv]

the way he smiles when she says "homeless guy or construction guy."

[@nidhishshivashankar4885]

The cat calling punchline absolutely broke me 😂

[@fart7361]

This is genuinely one of the funniest things Nick has done

[@jessica-zd4gi]

i can fix him

[@daaronmcfarling6553]

No one can riff like Nick.

[@SGFTI]

Wish you made this video before I sat through every episode of Red Eye that Nick was on, would've saved me hours.

[@OccidentalExpression]

Nick's wit far surpasses everyone else on the show.

[@ToTheNines87368]

Noooo

[@Adam-hp5hj]

I don't get why you guys make these comments on every video this guy is in

[@sdhjsjana72js]

@@Adam-hp5hj nice try mr. friedland, didn’t even bother changing your name

[@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub]

Nick missed an opportunity to do his African man impression when the elephants came up, but he made up for it. Also big mistake asking Nick if anything matters on national TV.

[@Petergonzalezcomedy]

It’s weird to see him go more than 30 seconds without saying the n word

[@alfredroa9437]

A lot of editing was involved in these shows, that's why they only had him 4 times, he drained their budget

[@LinusBitchTits]

@@alfredroa9437he was up there blasting N every few minutes

[@DarthSpringsteen]

I love how the female guest laughs at anything Nick says. She can't even hide the attraction. Too bad he's gay

[@pbplauralfilms]

I think the greatest takeaway from this video is Nick has wonderful hair

[@danierick100]

Nick "Its 100 percent true" Mullen

[@Asskicker3002]

"they haven't automated homeless people" great video, ive tried to watch the redeye appearances before but this is so much better

[@zosanabria1619]

I wish nick could still do stuff like this. These people can't even contemplate the genius that is amongst them

[@MSordernature]

This is such a great compilation. Thanks.

[@dogma7346]

21:01 what an adam move to steal nicks bit and repeat it instantly as his own badly

[@elisharp7321]

nick mullen has said the word "vagina" in front of john bolton.

[@kennyforrester9723]

“You can’t automate homeless people”

[@rsriddel]

Thanks King

[@mattb6616]

nick is really reminiscent of norm macdonald here tbh

[@abberss]

There's something about that woman (the one who said she wouldn't laugh for months after hearing a bad joke) that suggests that she really does go for months without laughing

[@Apexfrom7800]

bro is lowkey good looking

[@yungbruh8836]

Lol lookup the video of him getting in a fight at the bar, I think the coke gave him a mid life glow up

[@HG-pi3qp]

Thankful for this upload

[@garbagio6587]

They need to get John Bolton on TAFS

[@HarrisonHollers]

Bro the reading glasses and lanyard is hilarious! He’s been in Brooklyn too long and has been playing mah jong

[@louieo.blevinsmusic4197]

Granted he’s pretty well known nowadays, i genuinely think he’s still underrated. He’s always on and the funniest guy in the room 99.9% of time with the %1 being maybe 3 other. The obvious best 3 of all time.

[@skepticalplatypus55]

Probably the funniest video on youtube. Good job

[@pinkfloydguy7781]

Impressive, very nice. Let’s see Tom Myers on Red Eye

[@braquemar]

Yeah what did she get a bong hit transplant?

[@tinman3747]

My god, it even has a GPS bit.