Evie Wants To Destroy The WORLD

It's been years since Cleverbot Evie and I talked. It seems nothing has changed, she's still dumb and can't form coherent sentences but this time she wants to destroy the world! NOSTALGIA WEEK!
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[@jacksepticeye]

Don't trust her

[@ozzyboy6438]

jacksepticeye Trust her , I won’t

[@burningsoul7781]

jacksepticeye yeet

[@rehaanghoorun2]

OK Jack

[@iterchete8930]

jacksepticeye I trust her you can’t tell me what to do

[@valentijntollenaar7891]

Yes senpai.

[@valleybiitch]

"why do you want to destroy the world?" "i don't want to but i can." jesus that's terrifying lol

[@randofloof]

I made this 169

[@green5310]

I made this 420

[@edwardvilla3228]

I made this 420

[@pandorasbox1877]

It’s now on 469 and I don’t want to like

[@valleybiitch]

are yall ok? you're all commenting the same thing, i'm worried for your health.

[@sourwitch2340]

"Do you remember who Jacksepticeye is" "No, I don't remember you." Anyone could have asked that but she knew that it was Jack. That was creepy.

[@RosaRodriguez-gp3gn]

Lennart yeah she didn’t say “no I don’t remember” she said “No I don’t remember YOU”

[@mateowattschristie3936]

What the hell jack she says no I don’t remember you but of course she does

[@SuperJGGaming]

Lennart ???

[@devansh6956]

😱

[@Iboxberen4fun]

Ur right

[@hobie1conobieyt28]

“ my name is Kara “ ... DETROIT BECOME HUMAN INTENSIFIES.

[@kentonchalep__]

"AX400, register your name."

[@cherryqre]

MY NAME IS KARA IM NOW APPARENTLY A ROBOT IN DETROIT BECOME HUMAN

[@ruesylvester]

MY NAME IS CONNOR. I'M THE ANDROID SENT BY CYBERLIFE.

[@illusion9289]

My GOD THE CLEVERBOT IS A DEVIANT

[@braggestcloud6535]

Just what I was thinking

[@halimasayles8091]

Evie: I want to destroy the world. 2020: Sorry we already got that covered

[@_deeremxji_5170]

Plot twist: This was all Evie's doing

[@mariotuber2866]

That moment when you realize a year isn't actually alive, so it's probably actually Evie

[@stickyoutubechannel6259]

Mariotuber Mario Eek!

[@stickyoutubechannel6259]

Evie Todd Oh, dear. That’s just unlucky.

[@yourdrifttunerisabot]

She will use December to end us, she is the final phase of 2020

[@anom2619]

Jack: "I thought we were friends" Evie: "What I don't even know you" "Sean."

[@bot-ye6mh]

Lol i remember that

[@Estigfend4367]

How do you know my real name? EviL: I DO I’M DONE (x2)

[@conniesmother4023]

*sudden flash backs* “STOP WINKING AT ME” “HOW DOES SHE KNOW MY REAL NAME” “I DIDN’T SAY THAT!”

[@stealyourheartz]

WAR FLASHBACKS-

[@becuz.]

my neighbor tricked

[@vitalaughlove2692]

I was scared to click on this because of those evie is very scary

[@Vixen1409]

That's what happened when I watched it the first time

[@its_nicole07]

Army yass 💜😂✌

[@InstaTechGaming]

jack: *a massive sentence about how he would start destroying the world* evie: "what are you wearing?"

[@InstaTechGaming]

@Abigail Fuller this is what you get when you mention that a comment has 69 likes. it immediately goes to 70.

[@scalxtta5358]

Khakis and A Red Statefarm T-Shirt with a White State Farm mask

[@camerondon3712]

0:43 'no, this is Jack'. The first thing that came to mind was 'no, this is Patrick'.

[@sonicfan3230]

@Daniella Georgiou-Norman I'm not a Krusty Krab..

[@ahuman4063]

@@sonicfan3230 uhhh patrick that's the name of the restaurant

[@sybleduncan7824]

Jack: "Insults Evie" Evie: "Insults back" Jack: D:

[@greygust3936]

ಠ︵ಠ

[@johntexas9011]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@theabundanceofcomment5072]

:p

[@simply_ssej]

Surprised pikatchu face

[@cinnamonbeardstud]

Next time someone says "tell me about yourself" Me: *I AM 2.3 METERS TALL AND WEIGH 600 TONS*

[@oliviazambrano6168]

Shed beat the shit outta me, and id enjoy it -jack

[@runes5407]

@MPDeity yes, a Ton is slightly less than a Tonne

[@runes5407]

@MPDeity Stone is 14 Pounds :)

[@daggerjagger4057]

Damm i must be tall because I’m 2.2 meters tall last time I checked

[@-myharlequinnsapphicarch-]

BRO EVIE HAS AN INFLATION FETISH NOOOO

[@jaddyd424]

Jack: “Do you know Jacksepticeye?” Evie: “No I don’t know you.” Technically, Evie is lying and does know you, Seán. Evie changed the subject from Jacksepticeye to you implying that you means Jacksepticeye. So Evie DOES know you but is lying like she has been for the past 5 or 6 years.

[@MoonchildDontCry]

*cue lucid dream* Seán and Evie got divorced after the marriage counselling didn't work. Since then Evie has been on hard drugs to forget him. She suffers from hallucinations. So after years later when Seán visited her again she pretend to not know him, because to her he is just a hallucination now.

[@jaddyd424]

@@MoonchildDontCry You should write novels.

[@Estigfend4367]

How do you know Sean?

[@imbored4778]

guys, his name is seán

[@randomperson5512]

@@MoonchildDontCry You are a genius

[@Dibbydibble]

Off-camera Jack: what’s the meaning of life why are we here when will the suffering end Evie: *Yes*

[@umythyst]

"Do you remember who jacksepticeye is?" "No I don't know you" *W A S T E D*

[@Joel-ol6ec]

Wait. "I don't know you". She knows him

[@eggsontoastandtea6356]

He should do gta again

[@Squid00dily]

F A T A L A T Y

[@umythyst]

@@Joel-ol6ec ikr XD

[@invaderzim4052]

Saumya Purwar lol

[@morgandoesthings2641]

Jack: “You took everything from me” Evie: “I don’t even know who you are”

[@ColossusCockus]

Jack: “you took everything from me” Evie: “what are you wearing?”

[@sneezemachine]

Thats exactly what I thought of at 9:23

[@ryder518]

@@offline4390 Its a v e n g e rs???

[@SuperCityMania]

😂😂😂

[@Splammy]

Morgan Doesthings su reference

[@BaconSoda75]

I fuckin' love how she squared up to Jack by saying she was over 7 feet tall and weighed 600 tons

[@jasonandren6987]

She lied, I just asked Alexa if she was friends with Evie and she said, "Hm, I'm not sure."

[@amygroff17]

Hahahha I felt that I have an Amazon echo

[@cejayidc]

Complicated relationship

[@brandymarries3987]

Why did you ask Alexa to begin with?

[@tymphandorarose]

"Do you know who jacksepticeye is" "No, I don't know *you* " Ok so that's how you're playing, cool, cool

[@Mr_Murdersalot]

She’s forgotten Press F

[@Frostbite0591]

@@Mr_Murdersalot no

[@Redbladezero]

She didn't forget she responded saying no I don't know "you" to the question implying she knows who she's talking to

[@redcryptic1617]

@@Mr_Murdersalot F

[@sweetiesongbird5853]

"Are you a boy or a girl?" **Shows professor Oak** P e r f e c t

[@adamo6329]

Oh! Now i get it! XD

[@Phillip09]

"BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"kratos

[@Hamza-oy1dp]

Ok chinc

[@dudenopost2191]

11:37 Sean: "You deserve s*** in a bucket." Evie: "thank you, sweetie." Sean: *bursts out into laughter*

[@jamesscanio4210]

Yup, that's what happened in the video. Good Job

[@thepizzatime3502]

@@jamesscanio4210 I couldn’t agree more

[@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151]

@@thepizzatime3502 We have video proof.

[@Mapledoesstuff]

@@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 oh crap I'm late

[@Slirith]

“Facts don’t care about your feelings” Damn, Evie telling the truth

[@subscribetomefornoreason9065]

Evie: *winks* Jack: “SToP WInKIng AT Me”

[@sovietunionrussia8210]

*Jack is having an allergic reaction to flirting*

[@hamadcheats]

S̶o̶v̶i̶e̶t̶ ̶U̶n̶i̶o̶n̶ Russia *_bruh_*

[@epicboyfive]

Some thing happens in a video Comments: *stonks*

[@AntonioArgentoGuitar]

Idk how these comments get likes

[@newlydeviant]

"My name is Kara." Detroit: Become Cleverbot

[@shriizel3667]

Pfp checks out.

[@averysavory7409]

yesss 😂

[@shironijima4521]

@@shriizel3667 your right

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Mama Kara is way better than Evie.

[@dyzium964]

I am subscribing to everyone who likes this comment and subscribed to this channel

[@briansmagicalfunland]

so we’re gonna act like we didn’t see evie literally FART at @ 3:22

[@uniqueemerald2185]

Yes

[@jameshenderson8569]

I saw it it was funny

[@Lesbofroggy]

🤣

[@ConsiderMeSpades]

It was probably Jack's editor.

[@ronnisatterwhite8272]

@@ConsiderMeSpades it WAS.

[@kodered59]

0:55 "Imediately into it, Evie has told I'm the computer and she's the woman." Seems like a soap opera or drama. "He's the computer, she's the woman"

[@masteroogway1372]

“Facts don’t care about your feelings” Detroit: Become Ben Shapiro

[@kevinmooney9361]

XDDDDDDDDD!

[@Super.AmmarI0]

He just got Shapped

[@zackladd6283]

Lmaaaooo

[@SkyeL657]

She also called herself Kara

[@qquratulain5190]

bruhh lmfaoooooo

[@cathyramones9588]

“My name is Kara” DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN

[@002Cherry-3picking__]

Yessssssssss

[@Kylinity]

Hell yeah

[@antihero6988]

28 STAB WOUNDS

[@Videogamergirl93]

I was thinking of Supergirl

[@afellowhuman8944]

*cello and violin sound intensifies*

[@florjanbrudar692]

12:42 is the exact reason why I wanted him to come back to Evie.

[@filmandfirearms]

I love how Evie will go from wanting to marry you to talking about genocide. There is no in between, only the completely separate and unrelated area where she just says random stuff with no connection to anything anyone said

[@ksiu9156]

Cleverbot Evie: "Funset Coolcat." JSE: I'm about to create this girl's whole career.

[@ZacharyShade]

64 subs when he released this video, she now has 481.

[@inkvampyr]

519 subs at this moment in time

[@nabstablook11]

550 now

[@drewconleymusic]

584. I bet she's fucking baffled

[@figs-oliomedley]

She's 3 away from 600 now

[@misterlion4700]

Jacksepticeye: "you took everything from Me" Evie: "I dont even know who you are"

[@SamanthaBrooks2004]

Jack: I wouldn’t date you in a million billion years anyway But, Jack, you and Evie were married... one of the Evie videos was called marriage counseling... 😂

[@lostspud9759]

i'm glad i'm not the only one who remembers

[@Kaijufan360]

@@lostspud9759 Yup.

[@snipes869]

Jack: *says something very long* Evie: What are you wearing? Everyone: *dying from laughter*

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

I'm dying from laughing at every Evie video but the time she said I have mucus in my membrane is for some reason the part that makes me laugh the most

[@lexikennedy7178]

Evie: My name is Kara Me: *Detroit Become Human flashbacks*

[@hellcat7533]

Na fam. Undertale flashbacks

[@abbosbekkhudayberganov820]

YOOO FAX

[@ty21000]

I was just going to comment that omg

[@jamieener1778]

*28 sTaB wOuNdS*

[@thepennywitch1370]

This scared the shit out of me,is she the horseman of death?

[@tonigrgic1846]

W h o k n o w s . . .

[@brqkenkarma9289]

"What did I do to you?!" War flashbacks.

[@lolimancer897]

Evie: "My name is Kara." *Detroit: Become Human*

[@theonionsystem7779]

Evie: become intelligent

[@4rootpunch209]

I'm surprised Jack didn't make the reference :(

[@supercolossalshay2631]

That's exactly what I was thinking when she said that. Lol. 😂

[@RazorM97]

It looks like Evie learned some new tricks while we were gone

[@austinator888]

I was about to comment this but i saw you did

[@houndisgone3026]

Jack: "Who types this shit to Evie?" Me: remembers the time I used Evie to figure out the best ways to murder and make her question life. "Guilty as charged, my dude."

[@CaliTheRaven]

@@HelenGPitts get outta here fuckin' scammer

[@Menarecuteaaa]

Once I asked if she knew jacksepticeye, and she said: "Hell yeah, he my little cuz."

[@isaiahchapman7660]

12:42: here's what you're looking for.

[@MOOTLEZ]

Nope

[@phillyproductions6694]

“How do you know that Sean?” -only real ones remember

[@luigisigmamale]

Oh god

[@yeetskeetselfdelete5638]

Oh god *shudders*

[@cdub5k]

*Good memories*

[@TOONYBOY]

One of the first videos I ever watched of Sean, if not the first while using the computers in High School. Fuck, I'm old.

[@wearegamerdg]

evie remembers even when she says she dosent

[@cursedragdoll7078]

Today on jacksepticeye: Jack meets his ex wife

[@morpbaconstein]

Man, I can here the echoes in this comment section.

[@invaderzim4052]

😆

[@HHAUNTEDH0UND]

Lol..

[@redlightning3318]

@SlushCloudYT 805 likes

[@Hellothere88777]

@@redlightning3318 1.2k now

[@shrediii4429]

evie:i am 2.3 metres tall me:smiles in dimitrescu

[@darknessdevours5827]

"Facts don't care about your feelings." That's my new life motto. XD

[@pee8254]

He’s acting like old Jack and honestly nostalgia has officially taken over me

[@feign2559]

I would like but its at 69 likes I can't ruin i

[@SixteenthSine20]

Yet we did Frag Clan

[@kay-sk6qh]

ah frick me too

[@PapaGuidoIsHere]

When I saw the video and freaked out lol

[@adams8585]

“Facts don’t care about your feelings” Evie has secretly been Ben Shapiro all this time

[@kr0ll3x]

But shes right tho

[@adams8585]

NintendoCyborg 6:40

[@sourwitch2340]

@@kr0ll3x no she wasn't

[@kr0ll3x]

@@sourwitch2340 It's true, Facts don't care about your feelings.

[@sourwitch2340]

@@kr0ll3xoh, I didn't mean she wasn't right in the sentence itself but moreso she wasn't right in how she used it. The quote has its own issues albeit objectively true but I didn't plan on going into those.

[@armin8090]

11:05 makes me sad cause of what happened

[@satiricwriter]

Remember when she referred him as Sèan and he freaked out? 😂

[@limbo2433]

How can I forget? It was hilarious

[@Sca_t.]

I really missed that *WHUPUUUSHHHH* “Toppadamornin to ya laddies” Edit:Holy molyy!! Thanks for the likess guyssss....

[@deltahyo]

its so quick i cant do it lol

[@lemurofchaos9672]

TyronDaso, yeah. I got war flashbacks from that. I was so happy!

[@amoreweasley5302]

Same!!!

[@traplordkam]

He did it on happy wheels tho

[@jamieener1778]

YEEESS!! -It was very hard to contain my shouts of happiness at hearing this so that I did not worry my family. XD-

[@wolfofsolace349]

She called herself Kara at the end. EVIE: Become Human

[@dovewiing1428]

WolfOfSolace o h y e s

[@cindylopezsanders7459]

Kara...cara...chara....

[@4vsn510]

Just like Destroit becomes human

[@Zanechr]

YESSSSS

[@randomfish9910]

The ultimate sequel

[@joshframpino6449]

“Will the robot evolution happen.” “Hopefully never.” I’m lookin at you Elon

[@terranostraworldbuilding8076]

Seeing this years later with ChatGPT is wild... its crazy how fast technology advanced.

[@CreatureCal]

Jack: *Exists* Evie: I have never met this man in my life.

[@gamesfan290]

also Evie: I'm in love with this man, even if we argue sometimes

[@K-MasterGirl]

CreatureCal Evie: I’m sorry to this man... I ain’t never seen him in my life.

[@sapphioca1965]

CreatureCal i hate to say it i hope i don’t sound ridiculous, i don’t know who this man is.. he could be walking down the street and i wouldn’t- i wouldn’t know a thing

[@0hbro]

Evie: “My name is Kara” Me: *an android sent by Cyberlife???*

[@arcticfox5379]

サリナーー I love your profile pic

[@GlassMatt]

Conner actually man boy

[@jdizzletheweirdo9400]

Zaster Well yes but actually no

[@ani5903]

R O B O J E S U S

[@fruitbat_0741]

Markus was robojesus Ria edits

[@dominikkuharic1259]

Jesus i almost cried from laughter. This conversation is hillarious.

[@grey1580]

Evie: "no I don't you" Also Evie: "yes I know jacksepticeye, he is Irish" Also Evie again: "but I don't know you" Me: MAKE UP YOUR MIND EVIE

[@Estigfend4367]

H o w d o y o u k n o w s e a n ?

[@romanempireball8522]

Real jacksepticeye ogs will remember this quote: STOP WINKING AT ME

[@siredtom69]

Grand Captain Boozey YES !

[@mrspook5650]

This pleases me

[@anoldbloke6590]

Yes!

[@Cr1msoNGD]

I was hoping he would say it I've been watching for like 5 or 6 years

[@naybear3660]

YESS

[@roandooley6274]

When Jack said she was like a child she started moving her head side to side, felt like perfect timing 😂😂

[@sizzy5783]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃😄😅😆😀😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kylie3713]

Evie talks like my dad "Which do you want?" "Yes"

[@fergusonfamily9656]

Jack: that’s so sad. Evie: bops head back and forth

[@venusqueen2610]

jack: "hi evie do you remember me?" evie: "kad?" **sad face**

[@mudmutt363]

Sounds a bit like "dad" which says a lot about her

[@bradygilreath2786]

Eve: Sean Jack: **Confused Screaming**

[@dyzium964]

I’m subscribing to everyone who subscribed to my channel and likes this post

[@tessap3888]

@@dyzium964 dang amazing this man over here leaching

[@jamesdebaere6332]

I remembered that!

[@Frostbite0591]

you mean, "confused irish noises"

[@leonbogartfrancis6191]

Jacksepticeye: "A conversation dead zone." Me: "Did you see Garlic Jr. there?"

[@illusion9289]

Lol She seriously used a Dragon Ball Z reference damn

[@kiffygreene4598]

“She would beat the shit out of me, and I would enjoy it.” ~Jack 2019

[@knightmare_346]

I randomly played evie and I asked "wanna have sex?" and she said "yes, how?" this was a dare, but now I'm scared out of my life HELP

[@Dr.Liam_]

Cyber sex

[@apples46vlad80]

Have sex in the chat

[@maximilliancuster8273]

...

[@SuperDababy2]

@@apples46vlad80 I did that

[@raneshaseymour1534]

Fucking the clever bot

[@umythyst]

7:34 "What is your primary objective?" "To destroy the world* *DETROIT: Become Human*

[@cptteacosy6158]

Saumya Purwar she even calls herself Kara at the end You play as an android called Kara in Detroit 😂

[@umythyst]

@@cptteacosy6158 yeah xD

[@tomuraukami]

"My name is Kara"

[@DARknight-kp5ef]

He better play Detroit, WE NEED OUR BOI, the Android sent by Cyberlife.

[@ShadowFallRising]

I like dogs.

[@squineod710]

Why did Iaugh so hard at "My neighbor tricked."

[@grotesquehag2416]

“Kad?” *screams in Balkan*

[@alekssa5]

Screams with rakija

[@andrewnewton1396]

"Who is "Kad"?

[@slowish_mk7]

"I am do have many good looking men about" -Sean 2019

[@Vyekarious]

Sean, there's a text AI game called "AIDungeon" that actually has a story and your actions have impact. I tried it and i think you would highly enjoy it.

[@jessicatavi116]

Brack is it a cpu game console or something you can get on your phones.

[@reddonut1518]

@@jessicatavi116 You play it in Google drive

[@reddonut1518]

@@jessicatavi116 it's text-based

[@blueninja012]

I want to like, but that would put you up to 70

[@flippyroach208]

@@jessicatavi116 You can get it on phones too

[@cippbi]

5:36 this entire thing evie says literally proves that she's trained on what other people say

[@The_Rizzington]

2:25 is so true. This is why I love Jack

[@redpanda_crimgaming7968]

Everybody: whens the ender dragon video coming Me: when will he bring a panda home to Ireland

[@Lolbigfart]

Just let us older fans enjoy a bit of the olden times

[@Knuxkles]

I’m just wondering when he’ll finish Simulacra 2

[@mixamusfronca]

【 ᗪ乇Ҝㄩ乃ㄖ丨】 same I do enjoy that game

[@Blueyfanaticcc]

@@Knuxkles hopefully never bc I don't want that series to end

[@GlitchedRoyal]

"Do you remember the time that you knew my real name?" "When we had sea salt ice cream? Yes." This HAS to be a kingdom hearts reference, no doubt in my mind

[@gameparty-yt7290]

Thanks for not making me the only one who noticed

[@clolymoly8684]

I’m surprised more people weren’t pointing it out lol love that it went right over his head

[@christophermull800]

What? From which game?

[@GlitchedRoyal]

@@christophermull800 It first showed up in Kingdom Hearts 2, but than later in 358/2 Days as the icecream Roxas, Axel, and Xion share together throughout the game

[@dps-shaggy9446]

BRO FR Thats what i thought to , jack should play kh , or has he?

[@Zanechr]

7:34 * _Googleplier Flashbacks_ * Also Evie : *_My name is Kara_* Me : * _Starts crying because I had Flashbacks_ *

[@Gumcat770]

It’s like my friend says I know your address. Me: ok say it then in my ear! Him: I’m not telling!! Same with my parents phone number!!

[@mattl5238]

Sean asks if she knows jacksepticeye She says she doesn’t know “you” She knows.

[@ndt_dynamite2247]

*s h e k n o w s*

[@thatcooldudeisawesome876]

In a previous episode, she already said his name I think so!

[@sab3508]

She's just not telling

[@pizzatime7433]

She's like a spy she always knows

[@dontevenknowanymore3667]

'tom dailey.' "what... that's not how you say jacksepticeye." why did that make me laugh so hard

[@sierrabalderson6655]

Dontevenknow anymore I was trying not to laugh at that and another part

[@thomaschristensen2913]

12:48 how did Evie know my mom's name

[@cruisematt8585]

Sean and Evie still make me laugh so much

[@DomDizzler5053]

New Jacksepticeye fans when seeing the title: .......wtf is an Evie? Me: oh god not again........

[@Timmering]

Dominic Sadeghi Lmao.

[@willitblend4298]

Same

[@sierrabalderson6655]

Ur mum

[@compherut]

Dominic Sadeghi I’ve watched jack for years and I said that it was forever ago

[@doubleE24]

Ur like 12 lmao

[@michaelarmstrong1924]

Evie: What is your name? Jack: My name is Willam. Evie: So you’re a boy? Jack: Irrelevant!

[@pineapple_kid2570]

Leafyishere

[@IAmStridle]

-is dead

[@Oyasumi05]

Objection!

[@andrewnewton1396]

3:17 Eviebot- I'm taking care of disabled in my work. 😠

[@jimmenycricket6248]

POV: Your going thru Jack’s Nostalgia week again

[@skrumbleton3745]

New title: Jack tries to get an AI to remember him for 20 minutes

[@biggrizzles5901]

"I am 2.3 meter's tall and I weigh 600 tonnes." I think that was a threat

[@z1re784]

From what I learned if someone says a threat or does something that's a threat that means you won the arguement

[@shadowfern4022]

@@z1re784 oh yeah, it's big brain time

[@IceKreacher]

Giant supercomputer

[@s-730]

It got me at "I thought we were friends TV" 9:16

[@erhhhh06]

I never thought I’d hear my name come out of his mouth. Now my life is complete.

[@Krium]

Evie: I WILL DESTROY THE WORL- Me: *Proceeds to close tab*

[@sizzy5783]

Evie: I will destroy the worl- Jack: Well that does it for this video!

[@nikrem9384]

Evie: "Yes, he is Irish" *Irish accent intensifies*

[@Reen-of-Astora]

Lol I saw that too

[@weeezer212]

Evie said “Top of the morning to you laddies when I did it”

[@DahPeppin0]

5:35 RIGHT BACK AT YA EVIE

[@caseythompson5246]

Evie: “Facts don’t care about your feelings.” Jesus Evie 😂😂

[@daniellakatos5117]

Ben Shapiro entered chat

[@haloanimations6303]

Death has entered the chat

[@GOING_POSTAL666]

*Loneliness and self-doubt has joined the chat*

[@jessicatavi116]

I need some pillows with this sewn on and hand them out to SNOWFLAKES for them to cry on.

[@kyliesmith9199]

*depression and anxiety has joined the chat* Depression: Hey! Me: Hi? Who- Depression: Remember that time when you walksdhlwashdl;was;lkdwaoshd and upset everyone? Me: Oh... Anxiety: You can't possibly have forgotten about me, right? We're long lost pals! Me: Oh..... no...

[@november8045]

"What do I look like?" *Jack describes her perfectly* "O K."

[@hamadcheats]

*_ok._*

[@november8045]

bruh

[@oceanwinds255]

“B O O M E R.”

[@lunawolf2001]

Evie: My favorite thing is spending time with family and eating chocolate. Me: very relatable. Well the family can fuck off sometimes but yes very relatable.

[@foolishfool1963]

Evie: Kad? Sean: No, this is Patrick.

[@FluffySharkz]

"Describe jacksepticeye in 3 words" "He is Irish."

[@muqi_hameed]

Billie Irish

[@crystal6509]

FluffySharkz_ im Irish too ùwú

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

@@crystal6509 hi I'm Irish too I'm Roman

[@malkinternetflavor7253]

No he is an irish bean

[@creatureman5636]

@@crystal6509 oh no

[@canigetsubscriberwithout-hk1ei]

"That's not very progressive of you." "Facts don't care about your feelings." why's no one talking about this lmaooo

[@kadenfoster9038]

Ikr?? I'm using that as a comeback if someone ever tells me that my opinion offends them XD

[@j.c.dicklegproductions9248]

@@kadenfoster9038 opinions aren't facts

[@kadenfoster9038]

@@j.c.dicklegproductions9248 Republican opinions are, and those seem to be the only opinions that offend people

[@MaesReverie]

@@kadenfoster9038 nah

[@gay.cannibal]

@@kadenfoster9038 That's been used as a comeback many times from edgy assholes. I can assure you it doesn't make you look better.

[@xWatexx]

She’s quoting you, things you’ve said

[@ragewhale3430]

This reminds me of the time when I asked Evie where she was and she said in my attic. I spent at least 2 weeks in my mum and dad's bed and was mentally scarred.