Ex-Men: Nightcrawler Outtakes

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[@The_Rad_Dad3]

I love how Tom says "you established this mansion as a haven for us mutants" and Pete just LAUGHS in his face

[@SirCraigius]

I think he's laughing cause its such a good point. Firing the mutants and sending them away goes against the whole point of the mansion existing. He's got nothing to counter it with and he knows it XD

[@Higgy_ZA]

It was all a trap so he could mock them then fire them 😂

[@indieeasmr7101]

He literally states the crux of the joke of this sketch haha.

[@pixelbits852]

I was going to like this comment....because I like it....but, it's at 666. Sorry. Have to leave it.

[@sambarker6141]

Thomas's German accent is fantastic, I'm impressed.

[@crazycomicguy5063]

He kind of sounds German and a little Indian

[@thomasvansant3377]

@@crazycomicguy5063 no. Just german

[@CryingFre]

Ellis Dee That’s racist on so many levels. 🤣🤣🤣

[@PaddyRoon7]

@@CryingFre How is misunderstanding the origin of an accent you're not familiar with at a young age racist, just out of interest?

[@richardslammer236]

I am klaus

[@Apropoetic]

Thomas Middleditch is so much more brilliant than he gets credit for.

[@DNotzz]

Apro well, he has officially gotten credit. In Verizon commercials ! Peak.

[@irosencrantz4931]

Nah, man. He is great in Silicon Valley as well!

[@MrV902]

He's gonna be in Zombieland 2 now, as well. Check the trailer.

[@elykspuz6596]

Yeah it's very subtle and he's like a shapeshifter. Most people just know him from the idk whatever cell phone carrier.

[@MisterBluue]

Right from being the Doobs, to this. He's pretty amazing 😂

[@AceProdNY]

This guy who played Nightcrawler is great. "Ah yeah CandyManschpeeler" LMAO

[@jmanbrd924]

Candyman Spieler = Candyman Player

[@rm5537]

i think he is the lead actor in Silicon Valley. very funny dude

[@blakemclaughlin4675]

Rob Man haha ::) jumbuck g

[@stevekime3262]

Ace Productions NY h

[@anthonygustina8811]

Thomas Middleditch is a brilliant actor

[@clancysmith4540]

The part where he just rolls with it and comes back with the name of the theater and then a “you’ve been?” was comedy gold.

[@dankwarmouse6248]

"What is the problem professor? You're focusing merely on my moistness." AHAHAHA what a fantastic line.

[@smaakjeks]

Agreed! Why didn't that make the cut?

[@TrippySuccubus]

***** Probably because they couldn't hold it together (stop laughing) enough to make it work. Lol.

[@smaakjeks]

Rachel C They should have done a retake, though :-)

[@DantheGif]

"Blame it on the 'Crawler."

[@jeremesmith9266]

DankWarMouse best fuckin line

[@salt7456]

“Now who is the moist one” is an amazing line

[@davisjones7137]

Nice comeback from nightcrawler

[@foxfireman188-ls1kv]

Every outtake Middleditch says a line that's too funny to get a clean take. *Gambit:* "Oh, so you know Uno?" *Nightcrawler:* "You are focusing merely on my moistness." *Ken:* "I have a son, man."

[@user-ri3ej6zx2u]

" I have a son man" was freakin gold

[@pvshka]

Vega: "Would you like to taste the serpent's mouth?"

[@saar144]

"gyro"

[@silverfoxtalks2535]

"Ah! Now, who is the moist one?" I couldn't breathe for a full ten seconds. He sounds so proud.

[@donniem7979]

holy shit Middleditch is beyond majestic with his riff skills... this improv duo is unmatched!

[@EthalaRide]

I feel like Thomas Middleditch is Pete Holmes' comedic kryptonite. He just can NOT keep from cracking up around him, first as Gambit and now as Nightcrawler. I thought, from watching the Nightcrawler video, that Pete would be sort of getting revenge by making Thomas laugh with the crazy loud singing, but nope. He is just losing it all over the place!

[@somerandolad]

He's funnier than Pete.

[@JustinKeithD]

Have you watched the streetfighter ken outtakes?

[@davisjones7137]

He's serious in Silicon Valley

[@krapfenhugable]

That's one of the most authentic German accents I have ever heard!

[@ParkerFriedChicken]

Thomas really stayed in the pocket. Pete pulled out that line about the donkey playing the piano which was hilarious, and Thomas was like "I know the exact one you mean" and took it to the next level.

[@CalvinHikes]

At that point I absolutely died

[@SeraphsWitness]

He's a top-tier improv comedian for sure

[@actormertsirin]

Is this the same guy who played Gambit? If it is, wow!

[@ice9planet]

It is. :)

[@HikoSeijuroXIII]

And Ken and Vega.

[@tristanvinson9638]

Ja it’s also gambitshpeela

[@ermitanyohermit3603]

@@HikoSeijuroXIII it's veygha

[@Phornax7]

And Richard Hendricks

[@tristanvinson9638]

1:17 Bro that theatre joke with donkey playing piano had me curled up into a ball laughing for 2 days

[@darrenspain5501]

This is hilarious but also I'm in love with this representation of Nightcrawler. This is absolutely Kurt to an almost perfect T, and I love his innocence here. "Angela Landsbury, she is one of my favorites!" Awwww.

[@ParameterGrenze]

Nearly all the roles of the X-Man are just so incredibly true to the characters. It's amazing! I love how they stay in role during the strange abuse of Professor X.

[@xCaseylakes]

It's a small thing, but with Thomas choosing to use "kinder" instead of "children" blows my mind - the talent this man has.

[@TheNeonParadox]

That little nuance did make the whole sentence sound funnier.

[@eldridgecoutinho2674]

he gives them candy

[@thetriumvir]

This was incredibly clever. "Ah! Candyman-spieler!"

[@emmchen1101]

I don't get it. What does it mean[?]

[@CursedLemon]

"You're gross and you're fired." "Thank you."

[@xzen667]

You and Thomas Middleditch are fantastic in these sketches together. I laugh during the sketch and laugh even harder on the outtakes.

[@Hgbfilms]

"You are fired." "Thank you..."

[@joshgoldsworthy]

This guy that does Nightcrawler and Gambit - he's a legend. So sharp!

[@MrAlternateTheory]

That Candyman gag was gold - too bad they dropped it

[@littleblueclovers]

I came here because I felt really bad for Nightcrawler in this skit. I was definitely caught off guard. I've been laughing out loud thought the whole video. This guy is now my favorite guy ever. Ahahahaha

[@GatiPetriashvili3478]

Oh man I love how Thomas stays still in his role :D His impersonations are outstanding.

[@riparianlife97701]

That was the only firing that made me sad.

[@TwilightFlip]

It amuses me even more that it also makes Pete sad

[@EvanPlaysPc]

that and jubilee

[@FishDontBlinq]

Loosing it on when NightCrawler tries to force a fart to teleport

[@DietSodaSupreme]

Me too!

[@antoinezogbi9143]

This man's talent is wasted on stupid phone commercials. I cant believe how well he has nailed both french and german accents...not to mention his improve is impeccable and delivery superb

[@alx9357]

what is the problem professor? you are merely focusing on my moistness.

[@Amberlicious1000]

I love Pete's face so much when he laughs. :) Just such a joyful guy. :)

[@SeraphsWitness]

The only time Pete meets his match with improv. Middleditch is singular!

[@snark_888]

Thomas Middleditch is one of the most underrated actors out there today, he's so funny.

[@YuriusSan]

1:21 hats off for the quick wit of this man.

[@wreck-itralphreuss7075]

Dude! Every time Pete and Tom do one of these, it just takes it up a whole Nother level. They are hilarious together. I love the streetfighter, red tape, Vega skit. And the outtakes are even more hilarious. A buddy and I constantly reference that…. My Claauuu! Lol Also, any of the Batman fires are hilarious as well

[@jacquelyneng2910]

Pete Holmes + Mr. Middleditch = Match made in Heaven. When are you two going to do a movie or at least a web series together?

[@hankmurphy3882]

They need to do, must do, one where Batman is interviewing to join the X-Men.

[@mistersonnen848]

Hank Murphy YASSSS

[@Jammin88812]

Yes just...yes

[@saar144]

First question in the interview would be: Harvey Dent, can he be trusted?

[@uzeirgamazsi721]

“ *_Ah ! Vilenaushenschlagen_* “

[@unterdessen8822]

Is that supposed to have a meaning? The "-schlagen" part could indicate a German word, but the rest just isn't. He should have tried "Gschlachtenbretzingen", which is an actual place in southwest Germany... but that may have broken his tongue. Even for Germans, combinations with "gsch" are sort of uncomfortable to pronounce. Which makes me very sad, because my favourite German tea company is owned by the Gschwendner family...

[@uzeirgamazsi721]

@@unterdessen8822 bro what

[@looka698]

@@unterdessen8822 It's not that deep, he just made random German sounds lmao

[@shinola]

@@unterdessen8822 it’s just random German sounds, but if you want to know the closest words: Wielen: a town in Germany Auster: oyster Schlagen: to hit, or to strike So you can create a meaning there, but it’s just German-sounding nonsense.

[@unterdessen8822]

German is my native language, and I realise it's just Thomas Middleditch trying to be funny.

[@Balisong_Cut]

Famous award winning motion picture "Candyman Spiele"

[@KalebBiesecker]

This outtake is more entertaining than the actual video.

[@heatedfrost9055]

Candymanspiele candymanspiele candymanspiele candymanspiele candymanspiele!

[@jmanbrd924]

Unt he comes out

[@NovusIgnis]

jmanbrd924 und gives dem treats.

[@SnookieCookie125]

This was the funniest fucking thing and I cannot for the life of me figure out why

[@camilogarciaylasaari1857]

Hallo, ich bin Candymanspiele! Here are treats for ze kinder!

[@BravosReviews]

I’m glad Pete restarted these. He really is a great sketch comic.

[@taputechnic]

"Now who is the moist one?" was Norm-level quick thinking.

[@ZacticalZombie]

Now who is the moist one?

[@IMatchoNation]

We are all the moist ones now.

[@chasenorman7709]

@@IMatchoNation We are all moist on this Blessed day

[@clarkecorvo2692]

0:57 that was some amazing improv right there

[@PlanetSulfur]

"why are you only focusing on my moistness?"

[@LostWipeoutSimpsons]

How do these ever get completed? Pete ruins so many takes with his laughter. Haha

[@youngjohn5076]

Wow the actor for night crawler was on point.

[@macmcleod1188]

They really missed the punchline where Nightcrawler teleport in and out a couple times before actually being gone.

[@phoenixrising7777]

Hats off to the guy who plays NightCrawler!!!! On point!

[@CptUSMC]

@2:17... OMG that face, I am still in tears! This is awesome.

[@highfiveguy]

This guy's German accent is amazing.

[@gregoryschmidt1233]

Agreed. I had to Google him to see if he was a native speaker. Apparently he does do a German character as part of his act.

[@stormthrush37]

1:16 Ah, yes, I know that exact theater! You've been there! LMAO

[@MikeKolb]

Yes, more X-Men outtakes, these are hilarious.

[@Keaggan]

Pete Holmes should just make more of these types of videos. They are AWESOME!

[@jojogarcia2361]

I return to this every once in awhile. Best exchange ive ever seen.

[@tomoliver5772]

'Candyman spielen'. I've watched this 20 times and it still kills me

[@oddysee209]

Thomas middleditch makes this skit so damn funny!!!!

[@ice9planet]

I love the outtakes! The actor who plays Nighcrawler/Gambit is great with accents and him and Pete seem to vibe well together. Funny stuff. :)

[@LordFridge1]

Damn I miss this show.

[@tedtech5340]

omfg these are the best outtakes i have ever seen!!

[@kriipperi]

This was f'ing MARVELous! I hope u guys get a second season. Love the podcast!

[@David-tt3yz]

It’s funny seeing the actor cracking up Pete for a change. Lol

[@sirhawkjames]

I love how pete thoroughly loves Thomas' genius and Thomas loves making pete laugh

[@reddoorpaintedblack]

This is gold. Gold, gold, GOLD!!! I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Nightcrawler actor is tooooo spot on!!

[@jacob_90s]

"You are focusing merely on my moistness" In need that on a shirt 🤣

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

We need more of this!!

[@MalkinFan25]

My favorite outtake by far :)

[@polishfish]

these outtakes are as good as the final!

[@ericmanske7914]

Still watch this once once and awhile.

[@stormthrush37]

1:35 "That is a fair point." LMAO

[@simonriddick]

I can watch this on repeat and it makes me smile everytime :).

[@CARTOONIVERSE1]

This was the best one! All the out-takes prove that Thomas is way too funny.

[@engage1942]

*_Ah! Berlinaustershlag._*

[@engage1942]

Sorry for my Deutsch

[@twilightgryphon]

Love your Ex-Men series, Pete, but in some ways the gag reel and outtakes are even better than the finished material. XD

[@matthewgelfer4955]

This never fails to make me laugh out loud, by myself, sometimes on the subway.

[@xsoursipsoflifex]

This was so funny! I want to see more outtakes.

[@Bruceybaby2009]

I return to these outtakes randomly just to get a good laugh in

[@Kendo121e]

best video...glad its back

[@EasyZee69]

I can watch this a hundred times, soooo funny!!

[@superkoff1]

Can we appreciate not only the accent but the impeccable make up? Bravo 👏🏿👏🏿

[@lIlIlIlI-iu4tv]

These guys are great together. They should have a tv show.

[@KelvinR3]

This is honestly a masterclass

[@tyranknox6770]

Pete and Thomas are hilarious together

[@Kendo121e]

that was really funny, post more + the outtakes!

[@user-hf6vy8xc4i]

This looked like a lot of fun to film

[@abhiprakash74999]

These outtakes are better than the actual video

[@WordUnheard]

I laughed so hard that I shit blood. Then, I laughed at the bloody stool for nearly 10 minutes before I finally googled blood in your stool. I have cancer.

[@dreamsteadily4914]

You two are awesome!

[@BlockCylinder]

These outtakes videos are exactly as good as the finished products.

[@TheFailmoose]

This needs to be an ongoing web series. Cmon Pete!

[@kevinpitts22able]

TM and PH always have the best outtakes lol

[@tomcruisemiddleteeth]

THIS IS THE BEST ONE BYE

[@Etabobable]

I watch this more than I should admit and it’s hilarious. If this outtake was 10 minutes long I’d touch tips with men in an alleyway while sober.

[@lilganstaer]

I miss Pete so much dude

[@cruizlee214]

This is a class on "yes and" improv.

[@mileshigh4937]

Damnit Pete Holmes please start making more videos!!!!

[@HaroldDavidsonUS]

Pause at 0:56. That frame just makes me laugh so much.

[@Darkmatter105]

+Harold Davidson Hes trying so hard to keep it together LOL

[@retroworld8090]

This is pure gold

[@chikitabowow]

Middleditch is a fucking treasure, his improv on Ex-Men is phenomenal

[@Danterag5]

Fuck man these outtakes were the best, the guy who did Nightcrawler is hilarious.