EXODUS | Kenshi - The TORSO SQUAD Experience #2

Onward to Torlando...Kenshi deserves more torso - much more - That's why I'm making this series. It's time for another Kenshi run - this time as a squad through the desert. Go have yourself a Kenshi torso experience - would you?
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0:00 Intro
1:45 Capital Gains
4:54 Mongrel and Stealth
7:45 Real Estate Venture
9:18 Baptism
11:45 Prosperity
14:45 The Promised Land
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PLAYLIST: • Kenshi - The TORSQUAD ...
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[@ambiguousamphibian]

Torlando? Tortuga? Tortopia? Toledo? Toronto? Torth Korea? What would be a fitting name for this settlement?

[@ssFaxes]

Toronto

[@themarlboromandalorian]

Hello there comrade! Torusalem was really good.

[@user-lb4mf6hx5u]

Tortoise

[@makerofmyth5682]

Tortuga

[@hafidhzarif3631]

Maybe just torslender

[@alex.aguilera9332]

I like to think this is some kind of religion based on the Torsolo legend

[@thedingo6577]

See to me, it’s a squad made up of Torsolo’s...shall we say, acolytes, from the original series. They must become like their creator-who is presently off Akira-ing in the southern coast, like some kind of Torthulu-esque eldritch abomination.

[@the_zugaroth]

@@thedingo6577 You missed the opportunity to use "abdomination"

[@sirderpington4489]

I think it's the people Torsolo delimbed in series one, then they saw his might and became his followers.

[@DonutWalrus]

Torstianity

[@ReplicatorFifth]

Ever since Torsolo has achieved eldritch godhood, it was a matter of time before mere mortals would gaze upon him in wonder and try to emulate him.

[@JimRFF]

The three greatest epic works of human storytelling: - The Odyssey - The Aeneid - The Saga of Torsquad

[@beau9334]

Are you really just going to forget the Chronicles of Gerald Williams? Ghoul-slayer, former tax-payer, ice-walker, hash-slinging, worm-eater, depression-haver, tree-chopping Gerald Williams

[@hiiambarney4489]

Cant forget about the Epic of Torsolo tho.

[@JimRFF]

@Jonathan Spier I think most people would consider the Iliad much dryer, more repetitive, and largely more boring that the Aeneid... I think you're forgetting how many fucking lists of names and supplies are actually in the Iliad, it's basically the time-killer a Homeric storyteller would use to set up the Odyssey xD ... the exciting parts of the Iliad are like, less than a tenth of the actual epic. That being said, it is still a magnificent story about love, loss, and pride (I believe the entire point of the poem is the conversation between Achilles and Priam at the end, with Priam begging for Hector's body... Lindybeige actually has a great video about it); The Aeneid on the other hand is basically a political blowjob that Virgil himself wanted burned on his deathbed because he hadn't finished it and he thought it was trash, so ultimately, opinions be opinions yo haha (also I didn't want to pick two Homerics in the list... I had thought about saying Gilgamesh instead of the Aeneid, but Gilgamesh is also like, 90% filler and 10% memorable parts)

[@MrRomanrin]

and the SAGA OF TORSOLO !!! the most powerful ... torso... ever!

[@bean2135]

I hope they meet Torsolo

[@adrianoaten3410]

imagine being a shop owner minding your business, sometimes you see some shady characters coming in and out of youre bar but its usually just civilians, more often than not people you know, until one day you just see 14 Bionicles with crippling back pain preventing them from standing up straight walk into a corner for five minutes and then disappear with all your computer parts

[@ExeErdna]

That's why we have cameras now since nobody would believe it. "Yeah sure you got robbed by 14 torsos"

[@bowmin1]

I thought you stole a good chunk of your comment from a comment that was posted on the first episode, but then I went back and realised you wrote that comment as well.

[@adrianoaten3410]

@@bowmin1 see im not a thief im just uncreative

[@bowmin1]

@@adrianoaten3410 Nothing wrong with that. If it works, it works.

[@kingdonut8272]

your*

[@brandonhohn245]

I just want to know what made this man look at an apocalyptic game and go “You know what this game needs? Poetry. A lot of poetry.”

[@umdadvocate]

That’s all of his vids. I feel like the classiest man on earth when I watch.

[@ambiguousamphibian]

Hell yeah

[@brandonhohn245]

@@umdadvocate I watch practically everything this man makes but Kenshi always feels extremely elevated in class

[@chompy4573]

To be fair, if the world is falling down around you, poetry fits very well with a positive nihilistic way of looking at things

[@RS43210]

I assumed weed.

[@wheatking69]

I feel that the "TorFighters" could stand to be renamed "TorSoldiers"

[@huuhoangnguyen574]

This should be higher

[@caiminmills2667]

Torsoldiers hunt down the torpedos to save the torchildren.

[@cole445]

Bump this comment to the top. The words must be heard.

[@caiminmills2667]

They must

[@schmuckers7461]

It's an upgrade too, they were once just fighters, but now disciplined soldiers

[@Nytrouse]

Each episode expands my vocabulary by 12-13%

[@1337-Nathaniel]

Forsooth

[@banjerpicker5273]

Dial it back 15%

[@Nytrouse]

@@banjerpicker5273 ahhh shitt

[@polishspy3088]

Exactly 12-13% How did you calculate that? its amazing. youre a genius!.

[@khornebeserker798]

Torso

[@jordanmacavoy4089]

God, this is the best fucking thing I have seen in my entire life. "and we were being chased by giant skeleton crabs but... now we were much taller."

[@Sudozer]

Me: "man. It's late. I really need to go to bed" *TorSquad part 2 notification* Me: "god damn it"

[@riomine1984]

same its 12:33 am

[@Craby-YT]

@@riomine1984 same its 12: 35

[@JCook-sf1dp]

You must have the torexperience

[@landorex1084]

Same 1:04am

[@robertschroeder9858]

Same 🤣

[@brandonhohn245]

“The tale of the Torsquad” *Torsquad proceeds to eat dirt*

[@jonragnarsson]

Torshavn

[@M_u_t_e96024]

Ahahah I was the 420th like what an achievement

[@brandonhohn245]

@@M_u_t_e96024 Nice

[@demijacked]

i like to think that the episodes are torsosquad leader telling his children about the legacy of the torsosquad

[@louischamberlain8636]

does he even yano...have the requirements to be able to breed?

[@jdavis9817]

@@louischamberlain8636 the only clothes they have at the start is underwear, what you think

[@some_shitposting_idiot3023]

@@louischamberlain8636 ah yes as everyone knows losing your arms and legs kills all your sperm

[@podilinkgamer]

I appreciate the dedication that goes into the eloquent descriptions of kenshi's nonsense

[@boywithcrackers3871]

"Success is 1% Perspiration and 99% Stealing without detection" ~ Torsolo and Mr.Steal your idea

[@alephnole7009]

Beep: "why are you doing this to me?" Torspeed: "Upgrades people, upgrades."

[@__Xeese]

Torsquad leader's gonna make the ultimate sacrifice come the end of the playthrough. It's the only way to fulfill the arc of such a selfless individual

[@ambiguousamphibian]

Would it be in vain?

[@benknightly6593]

Yes

[@__Xeese]

@@ambiguousamphibian knowing Kenshi, he’d probably go out like Jorge did back in Halo Reach

[@andrewchapman2039]

It's a unique form of storytelling that is all at once hilarious and profound.

[@wankrtank109]

Fearsome goats, when? When will the goat army raise? For their hunger of the flesh is vast, and it grows!

[@Pr1vateLime]

Another absolute banger from the big cheese himself!

[@Taiyama2]

Considering the mythological references in your prose, something like Torusalem or Tortlantis seems apt.

[@jackgriffi7826]

Looks like he's starting a dismemberment, cyborg cult.

[@ReplicatorFifth]

Beep was just made Perfect! A true prophet of the Torosolo!

[@0przem]

"verily i tell you we made merry therein" is about where i lost it

[@klyxes]

Seeing how the begining, as was all about humility. I feel like he's gonna go in a rampage forcing people to be torsos

[@randallflagg9560]

Is it "force" to give sight to the blind? Streght to the weak? Purpose to the lost?

[@m0r4d06]

@@randallflagg9560 You have a point.

[@radsoon9707]

They are like an ARM'y. Hehe

[@ambiguousamphibian]

Ah I see what you did there ;)

[@radsoon9707]

@@ambiguousamphibian every pun you can see... USE IT.

[@poprocknerd7761]

I don't comment often, however I am more than happy to see this series come back with such a vigor resurgance.

[@estabanamikearugi]

I believe the settlement should be named "Torsolot" fittingly named after the Legendary Torsolo; who gave hope and will to all the torsos across the land.

[@tyrisiustyroniusrex8322]

Ahh the torseries. Such torbliss and torgains.

[@prolonpo9248]

4:41 I see that we've had the honour to meet with Orange's Great Ancestors where the land was once fertile, warm, and welcoming. And it pleases me to know that as the years and epochs went by and the land lost its golden touch and the wind got bitter and colder, their cannibal- I mean friendship still retained its vigour.

[@thomasmusleh4049]

Never stop this. Whatever this is, never stop. This is brilliant

[@ihsanr.i.l5592]

this make me cry, like omg the philosophy amphi pliss just add "guts theme" on only one part of the video. then it will be JUST PERFECT :")

[@claytonhartman9885]

If swimming in a skill, I would recommend this as a name: Torspeedo.

[@eddiebendigo7317]

Shopkeeper: "Good to see you again!" Torstealth: "CAN you see me though?"

[@ArcturusOW]

Torsolo was a pioneer, an inspiration. Only a being of pure will and sheer determination could complete such a journey. These brave men now follow his bold example, shedding the apparent weakness of their bodies to transcend to levels seen only once before. While these persistent souls will encounter much hardship, the spirit of Torsolo lives on in each and every one. godspeed torsquad, I salute you all

[@fenfrostpaws2000]

I need to sleep because I work in a few hours, but your amazing story telling is more important

[@frostybeverage8436]

literally just got home at 2am from drinking with some fiends to get on youtube and see a second kenshi video. Could not be a better end to this night!

[@DavidAkhter]

14:51 "For the enmity of goats is earned by the wicked" You good sir have just become my most favorite youtuber ever. This is a GODLIKE video.

[@FullMetalGladiator]

The Fallen Sun - the weapon of a Primarch. That hit me right in the feels.

[@alimg8706]

This channel is the prime example of an awesome underrated channel. It really needs more love.

[@ambiguousamphibian]

Thanks! Happy you enjoy :)

[@RadicalRain]

God, you always make me wanna play kenshi.

[@koketsoletlape3803]

"the enmity of goats is earned by the wicked" - once such great words were said

[@NorickionHere]

Dammit amphibian why is your poetic writing such perfection to not fall asleep to? It’s too good.

[@ChargeQM]

I'll post this as a top level reply too, just in case: I was gonna suggest renaming Beep to Torpedo, in honor of his new speed, but then I realized how unfortunate that name is if you remove the 'tor' in front of it.

[@litewave11]

loool

[@vinniesantiago6224]

I really love it when you make these videos, your poetries always give me a smile and your narration as well.

[@slomosapien9243]

At this point, I feel obligated to support you. Really you are one of a kind. On behalf of everyone that watches your videos, thank you. I believe for many, your work has not just been a meme, but a bastion for positivity where people can just come and feel good. Thanks man, you're a G

[@Oooze3424]

this really is a natural continuation of the whole "abstain from the pleasures of the flesh" thing, where they just hack off the flesh so you can't engage in the pleasures of it.

[@philipieno]

I swear AA has gone insane from the long hours each video takes to make and his slice of insanity is just an English degree

[@BuffyTheBuffaloSlayer]

'The enmity of goats is earned by the wicked they say' I'm going to start saying that in real life

[@smussiejollett3193]

Such a beautiful quote from the great book, "the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak."

[@ianc.2012]

Torsopolis. A haven for the downtrodden, a respite for the hopeful and the cradle of greatness.

[@ambiguousamphibian]

Ah yes that would fit with the Greek motif - thanks!

[@ianc.2012]

@@ambiguousamphibian Homer be proud.

[@BPedo8IGHT]

"So I became an eggrunner" sounds like the dumbest thing said in a movie that's really trying

[@sircamsta]

It’s like Christmas every time I get a notification for a video. I thank you for 17 minutes and 20 seconds of pure unadulterated joy and entertainment.

[@TheAlison1456]

This is beautiful. It's somehow poetic while not being insufferable. It's cheesy in all the right ways.

[@LunarChicken]

"Legs lead to eggs" Truly the greatest philosopher of our time. Great video as always mate.

[@Soulessdeeds]

I live for these lol. Keep em coming good sir.

[@TwoLeggedDog]

The bois go on

[@spork5528]

Man went from, kinda entertaining but basic video game challenge man to poet, story teller and possibly the most relaxing voice.

[@Vws1991]

my verbal laughter at 1:27, shows that your commentary plus watching the characters walking in... you're a genius, sir.

[@sigurdursine7763]

The Tor squad must roam the earth like Cain after the murder of Dis-Abel-ed.

[@suborbitalprocess]

TorLord said, “What have you done? Listen! Your brother’s stumps cry out to me from the ground." -Genesis 4:10, King Lame Version

[@viiii9046]

Holy shit that Odysseus reference sent me back in time

[@rakoonial1334]

this is written so stupidly well its clear you put a shitload of time into these videos. they are great!

[@ambiguousamphibian]

Thank you!

[@msmaug644]

If 2020 ever comes about again, perhaps even stronger, I would like to survive the ordeals with this man as our prophet. THIS MAN IS OUR HOPE, OUR GUIDE, OUR SALVATION.

[@ZeroNumerous]

I was not told "Hello". My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

I have literally wrote my suicide letter upon being so upset

[@hackE444]

Our days

[@polkanietzsche5016]

The best thing about this is that they all act like a single organism lol.

[@markv1006]

Now this, this is content. the purest kind that no Tv or movie could truly capture. It is Beauty

[@matthewmarney2028]

I love your cerebral litany. The velvety smooth resonance of your baritone vocals of complexity and grace fill me with joy and sleep.

[@oliverguy795]

Love your presentation style on these! I think of it as educated comedy lmao. Some of your best videos so far! Keep it up ☺️

[@ambiguousamphibian]

Thanks! Happy you enjoy :)

[@orbathealien8868]

Please look directly into... The Baptism. Do not look away from... The Baptism.

[@sanuelkessler8435]

This is a blessed day that we are granted such a gracious gift of a video to be watched by our very own eyes, and listened to with our very ears.

[@RB-rx6fd]

Don't you love how he always does his Kenshi intros

[@osrsweims]

Torstealth has achieved 99 Thieving. Go get him his 99 cape.

[@ocloud7389]

Noice

[@BigVorst]

Welcome to the Kenshi stealth experience. Admittedly, training thievery to steal from boxes without being caught is a bit of a pain. But I found out recently, you can just drop stuff on the floor that you've stolen before (hey, that kinda rhymes?) around people inside their property, and it'll train thievery for you.

[@parker797]

"for the enmity of goats is earned by the wicked" I want this embroidered on a pillow or something

[@riomine1984]

as the late torsolo said "yeet them non-gamers."

[@StaxksOfficial]

YES IT HAS ARRIVED!!!

[@bottomtext3340]

Your philosophical inquiries into the willpower of a torso is very fascinating, I must share this.

[@psychoh7329]

I shedded a tear by just listening to the opening ngl

[@jarr6091]

Pretty sure the peeling machine can remove limbs much easier than feeding people to the Fogmen, and there’s a mod to have it unlocked by default

[@BrightlancerJ]

Why would you make me watch this at 2am when I'm trying to sleep you sick fuck. PS I love you, long live Torsqaud.

[@hebrahski3798]

I watched all of the Tosolo videos within 2 days and now I'm hooked- I can't wait to see where the Torsquad goes next, as well as how ambiguousamphibian narrates/edits the next episode!

[@samuelaugsburger4982]

For some reason, the opening to this episode gets the shit out of me every time. I've replayed it about a thousand times and I can't stop laughing when they all just flop over as you're reciting the Odyssey

[@smittywerbenjaegermanjense4035]

Day 38 of waiting for AA to play Starsector

[@raymondpontemayor9474]

I recommend using a Surgical Limb removal mod to remove their limbs more efficiently and "safely"

[@mr.tittle1949]

but that's not as fun

[@Zamolxes77]

@@mr.tittle1949 Fogmen chewing their limbs is good for the soul ! The suffering purifies !

[@krzysztofstepien8338]

5:13 "Therein he joined us, but not in this state. Not if I can help it." *Cyperbeep here we come!*

[@Three_seals_and_a_dog]

Amazing, entertaining, truly brilliant.

[@ambiguousamphibian]

Thank you!

[@therightquantityofcringe8622]

the poetry and the music together is just fabulous

[@butryniplz7247]

These Kenshi videos are my favorite thing next to Rimworld, never miss a single one.

[@robertsullivan4706]

The baptism really got me laughing when I figured out what was going on.

[@javajive9588]

Torstruggle joining from below is the single most profound moment in all audiovisual media.

[@MrJimbojamez]

By the will of the gods you host this Torsaga for us, may your limbs always be interchangeable

[@prisca9406]

12:21 “The weapon of the primarch.” I see you are a man of culture as well

[@adorensavage7496]

What a LAD Amazing work as always, whenever you make a new Kenshi series I always go and put a few(hundred) hours into it. 10/10 stuff

[@orange-qj3yd]

I love how torsolo is the primarch of the torsos

[@bigmclargehuge8219]

I can't wait for the next installment. This is art, on a whole new level.

[@cassidy4037]

I am in love with this narrative style. It really makes such a meticulous game seem so thrilling!

[@turion1110]

That intro was amazing, the level hype it induced left me wanted more after the video was over, thankfully there are others to fill this need while i await the next one

[@boofs2776]

Every word is like narrative butter; smoothly entering my ear canals and blessing me with the grace of your sweet, smooth voice.

[@scottyholmes1999]

Love it I started reading and hearing his voice in my head and I can’t complain

[@hsundthhzthn985]

Absolute favorite series on KZbin right now

[@VictorRaze]

You can run. You can hide. You can try to survive. But all is for naught. For the Tor-vasion has begun.

[@jlambert4482]

I have a great joy that I find in your videos, watching you acquire great numbers and power. Thank you