Torstealth is a monster, with the ability to instantly remove consciousness from any individual he approaches. Truly a transcendent being.
@gwaliszek8493 жыл бұрын
my heart rate increases exponentially and I begin to sweat profusely when I see and upload from AA, for I know that I am in for yet another experience. Thank you AA for providing such amazing entertainment in these terrible and trying times.
@ambiguousamphibian3 жыл бұрын
My pleasure :)
@bluesap73183 жыл бұрын
Ah yes praise be the lord Ambiguous Confess your wrongdoings and sorrows For you have sinned young one And our savior Ambiguous will bear your guilt, your pains, your sorrows For he is kind, loving, and accepting So whether it be the bread you stole from that starving bandit Or the bread you took from that bar patron A sin is still a sin young one But We can all be forgiven...
@acheron163 жыл бұрын
Hey hey people, I too understood that reference.
@keathmueller32523 жыл бұрын
@@bluesap7318 ...
@keanunmoskaluk35183 жыл бұрын
Sounds like your flight or fight response gets triggered.
@janolimitum73803 жыл бұрын
Man seeing torspeed amongst the crowd truly feels like a "spot the anime protagonist" meme
@TheScarletSeeker3 жыл бұрын
These damaged men had reached their absolute peak, torso I thought...
@mandowarrior1233 жыл бұрын
Your puns are torsome.
@GeekMasterGM3 жыл бұрын
Yes i remember the waves of sand my feet senseless, how torsquad leader saved us all yes that time was good. Now we have no need for help me, my wife Torsophie and my daughter Torsara live in a small rural village. I hope you enjoy our story it brings back many memories.
@Papa_Susej3 жыл бұрын
Torusalem gives me the vibes of "This Land is Mine"
@christiana54533 жыл бұрын
tell me why i just watched that
@Foxtrot-13 жыл бұрын
This land of mine would be amazing for him to play, great game
@Papa_Susej3 жыл бұрын
@@christiana5453 For the great Amphibian
@Papa_Susej3 жыл бұрын
@@Foxtrot-1 Oh damn is this the game featuring the Native Americans?
@Foxtrot-13 жыл бұрын
@@Papa_Susej ...wait isn't that what you meant, wait is there a movie???
@T0rrente183 жыл бұрын
Torusalem, you can get in but you cant get out
@Zamolxes773 жыл бұрын
And trapped people start to wail for their sins, banging their heads against the wall !
@tomhodges15523 жыл бұрын
I thought you meant the journey...I realized you meant the city...it was then I realized I was destined to follow the torsquad all the way to the ashlands
@TheRojo3873 жыл бұрын
Least imaginative name ever.
@bionicdragon53 жыл бұрын
Build it and they will come. Leaving is completely out of the question, though.
@ytho106 Жыл бұрын
*welcome to the hotel of torusalem, such a lovely place, such a lovely face*
@trashblob3 жыл бұрын
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me..." -Magos Dominus
@somedood073 жыл бұрын
The crude biomass you call a temple will fail you, and you will pay my kind to save you
@nastynate34572 жыл бұрын
Praise the Omnissiah
@gestaltblitz82962 жыл бұрын
Toll the great bell thrice and give praise to the God of all machines
@BB_Promoter3 жыл бұрын
"For there is only so much, a torso on his own could do, but together, their fellows torsos could complete any task, from defending us, to gathering our food, and supplies, to build, a true Haven" -Torsquad Leader 1:1
@joshotter40713 жыл бұрын
Amen
@BB_Promoter3 жыл бұрын
Hail brother, may thy Torso find peace
@BB_Promoter Жыл бұрын
@Johnson Howard My friend, it seems as though the comedic yet somewhat real element of this post has completely flown over your head, also, why are you responding to a comment from one year ago
@dan56093 жыл бұрын
"I didn't cause this, but I did exacerbate it." Sounds like what I would say throughout my twenties when describing my love life.
@mandowarrior1233 жыл бұрын
And did those stumps, in ancient times, crawl upon kenshi's mountains.
@rachaelnaevaoxley45063 жыл бұрын
This weird poetry/stream of consciousness/biblical mysticism thing you've got going has to be the most unique style I've ever seen. I find your videos both hilarious and relaxing, huge fan.
@yeetocheeto38073 жыл бұрын
Man, AA is just straight up quoting The Odyssey at this point. He's evolved into the next stage of poetry.
@andrewchapman20393 жыл бұрын
Man I would hire this bloke to write a commentary of legendary battles.
@MonstertruckBadass3 жыл бұрын
He'd be a great narrator
@robertschroeder98583 жыл бұрын
Really dig this. Would be a cool video idea too
@allgoodnamesaretaken61453 жыл бұрын
I bet he could run an absolute banger of a tabletop campaign
@roth49163 жыл бұрын
"when young dawn, with her rose-red fingers shown once more" " the sun-stricken plains rose under the opening eyelids of the morn" GOD DAMN THATS POETIC
@GoddessOfMisfortune3 жыл бұрын
It's just like thunderdome, but instead of one man leaving, no man leaves. Only torso.
@nekokna3 жыл бұрын
...torsdome? nah i dunno
@markhaus2 жыл бұрын
No limbs may leave only torsos shall persist
@vmmlo23793 жыл бұрын
"We shall name this land Torusalem. It will be our sanc-TOR-ary" - Torsquad Leader
@darianmartin4163 жыл бұрын
And here I was, just about to head to sleep. Lovely timing good sir.
@segoh99323 жыл бұрын
Same
@mickhastings77973 жыл бұрын
I've seem full length action movies that are less entertaining than a single one of these episodes, I love it
@BigJambo3 жыл бұрын
I didn't sleep tonight and probably won't. Thank you for this gift to take me away from this suffering
@davysmith19343 жыл бұрын
Ouch 🤕 I sincerely hope you will be blessed with good sleep soon :)
@beansoupboyboy76103 жыл бұрын
ngl, TorStealth should've been named Torssassin
@kuzetamiko99623 жыл бұрын
nice name dude
@BRUNO-tq2ok3 жыл бұрын
torshadow
@theaithr3 жыл бұрын
the intro is absolutely amazing, couldnt think of a more beautiful video opening
@AffectedSkills3 жыл бұрын
Oh yea, it's like AA's special sauce. My faves were in a previous kenshi series where he read poetry
@adrianstoiciu15693 жыл бұрын
Torstealth really be that one guy Naruto running and beating everyone to dust
@randygaming51343 жыл бұрын
10:36 When you make a rimworld killroom but in kenshi
@user-ki6qx6os4b3 ай бұрын
Got that mini crossbow turret
@beaauuuuu3 жыл бұрын
And here I was, getting ready to have a shower. The shower can wait.
@Hamdad3 жыл бұрын
true gamer essence
@ahorseofcourse72833 жыл бұрын
The torsos cannot bathe. And neither shall we.
@ThatGuySurveyor3 жыл бұрын
"Torusalem" 🤣🤣🤣 I've never laughed so hard in my life!
@nguyen-vuluu31503 жыл бұрын
*A legion of Ninjas invade Torusalem Torstealth: Im gonna end these men's whole careers
@lamella643 жыл бұрын
i hope torsolo finally finds home amongst his people in the end
@lordofwolve3 жыл бұрын
Getting home from a 13 hour work shift and seeing a new upload by AA makes me want to live a little more than I did.
@The1337guy13 жыл бұрын
Torstealth truly is what Torsolo originally aspired to be. A black clad nightmare who can vanish while you're looking at him and knock you out at the same time. Blessed is the Torsquad, their limbs are few but their hearts are many.
@LewdGeek3 жыл бұрын
I hope you will get a mention by the devs, serisouly how many copy of the game do you think they sold because of your torso videos 😂🤣
@NeilJan993 жыл бұрын
TorStealth is gonna evolve into TorSnake with how good he is at taking down people stealthily.
@izackwasnotsoradical65563 жыл бұрын
I feel like AA has opened his third eye and I become closer to opening mine every episode I watch
@justosi50773 жыл бұрын
im dying to this hahahahah 5:41 "Boss, I'm thirsty..." "Then go drink some water."
@mrcheesemunch3 жыл бұрын
Torstealth is just like an anime character who can make one movement and knock out a room full of people
@serialcode80303 жыл бұрын
Torsquad is my new favourite post-apocalypse TV drama
@BigSlanko3 жыл бұрын
They say lightening doesn’t strike twice but you’ve had a half dozen series that are instant classics man. Thanks for this!
@siryeetington87713 жыл бұрын
I love how Torusalem much like its name sake immediately fell into chaos
@paperclip4493 жыл бұрын
When you get in the groove with a series you really tear out the content.
@quentinwilliams57863 жыл бұрын
I almost always make a sort of KZbin schedule everyday I wake up scroll through my sub box and then watch the videos through out the day as I see fit but everytime I see an AA video I always watch it immediately without a moments hesitation
@TheWodraig3 жыл бұрын
Been real depressed the last few weeks and your videos have really helped get me through, thanks man, keep doing what you’re doing!
@bigsmoke83373 жыл бұрын
Well my work will wonder where I’ve disappeared for 17:48 minutes, they’ll never know. This series is SO good!!
@rodrigosoares88583 жыл бұрын
this is my life now, just waiting for ur vids
@twylightphoenix3 жыл бұрын
5:05 I love it when he speaks for the characters.
@dreamanoy62083 жыл бұрын
5 in the morning: “ I should get to bed “ Ambiguousamphibian uploaded: “ guess not “
@kastillopan3 жыл бұрын
It's been raining here at this tropical rainforest, good thing there's something marginally interesting to see here.
@DanteArisen3 жыл бұрын
Bro, I need you to bring back your hellos at the start of the videos. Those are so wholesome and let's me know I'm in for the great content that AA is bestowing upon me.
@meesdieleman71463 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that this basicly a story
@drakenskag3 жыл бұрын
I just started watching these and I think I might need to go to rehab. Partially because I'm addicted and partially because I've started wondering how this could be feasible in real life.
@jordangonzales32413 жыл бұрын
I see you’re giving torspeed the rock lee training regiment. Once he takes the iron out of his backpack he’s going HAM
@yuasapafecta55053 жыл бұрын
Torstealth teleport behind you 'Nothing personal kid' THUNK!
@lamarepository2483 жыл бұрын
In troubling times, through torsquad we find enlightenment
@the_last_dragonslayer24953 жыл бұрын
I love all the philosophizing and narration but then "look at how fast that guy is swimming oh my god! 0:" it just made my whole month
@maciey2313 жыл бұрын
All I have to say about this journey is my SAD face and then HAPPY face as I see knowladge gaining through hours of commitment along with pain that is present with all this divinity.
@forlornfoe3 жыл бұрын
You absolute madlad, going through all this *while only using tedious drag & drop in inventories instead of superior right-click.* Goddamn savage dedication.
@matthewfrederick80413 жыл бұрын
I need to sleep but god damn nothing is better than that silky smooth voice.
@serkan9783 жыл бұрын
btw your commentary is so amazing i love it ^^
@WarcrimeDragon2 жыл бұрын
I like imagining Torstealth is actually becoming a master horror villain and scaling walls and ceilings to always be out of sight, and pulling soldiers up from the ground into death. Tunneling through the sands and dragging people down by the throat, a viscera of a broken spine. Truly a menace of the night. And day.
@1AmTheStig3 жыл бұрын
This is what I needed in my life today
@jaden17283 жыл бұрын
Something about this guy playing kenshi. Super intertaining .love the commentary. Great story telling . I want more kenshi
@Mike-kl5yc3 жыл бұрын
I love how each torso person has a character XD Amphibiousamphibian is soooooo good at stories!!
@theheadone3 жыл бұрын
Loving this series! Thank you for the time you put into this, it's extremely enjoyable to watch :)
@VictorRaze3 жыл бұрын
I didn't read the name properly, so hearing it was 100% pure gold. Also still really sad there isn't a Tor-nado
@aidenadams4253 жыл бұрын
He sounds like a less confusing poet and i love it
@stunningwaffle3 жыл бұрын
Torusalem alone already makes me give this a thumbs up, this shit is always so funny and also interesting to watch
@bigmclargehuge82193 жыл бұрын
I absolutely cannot wait for the next episode, this is pure gold.
@bennnymiddleton403 жыл бұрын
I look forward to when AA just recreates the illad
@nausi51053 жыл бұрын
Its beautiful. The Tor-God looks down upon thee torsquad in approval as they have reached Tors-endence. We must all follow the snakey path through the desert in order to truly achieve limblessness.
@HineDaddy11 ай бұрын
Torstealth is a monster - a chained being of sheer force and destruction with simultaneous unmatched grace - just itching for release command from his shepherd, TorSquad Leader
@hanielfernandes52883 жыл бұрын
BROOOOO THAT SINC WITH THE THUMBNAIL GOT ME LIKE PERFECTION 👌
@diamondinferno420693 жыл бұрын
You know you're doing something right, when you have this like/dislike ratio! Loving the series!
@tmoney69313 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing to do with assassination is to put the holy guards back in their own cages. Their own friends will put shackles on them and they become slaves officially. It's so great.
@thegoldengamer84193 жыл бұрын
It feels like its taking notes from rimworld on how many enemys to send
@jackallantern24003 жыл бұрын
Is it weird if I say that the intro filled me with a sense of glory and beauty and nearly made me cry?
@MIsterSojaBohne3 жыл бұрын
The Options whlie Playing Kenshi are seemingly endless. I really consider buying it now
@jkf16m963 жыл бұрын
Amazing video, I was wondering when will you upload the next, until I saw you just uploaded 30 minutes ago. Amazing.
@Qardo3 жыл бұрын
Big Brain Warfare: Just trap your enemy in your base and make them think they won. Yet they are trapped with you.
@conormaher777 Жыл бұрын
This is the fourth time I’m watching this series. True gold my guy
@shampwho22713 жыл бұрын
I very rarely laugh out loud to youtube videos, even when they are really funny. But Torusalem tore me up.
@simmrdspice9143 жыл бұрын
I like how you name it Torusalem and it gets raided by bandits and zealots constantly.
@badHannibalecter Жыл бұрын
Did you notice that one of the slaves you freed was the same Dust Bandits boss that attacked your base and then got enslaved by the Holy Nation during their base assault? These details are why I love Kenshi so much!
@zombl337og3 жыл бұрын
its like watching your kids grow from crawling on the floor, to growing fullsize arms and legs, and then learning how to sneak in plain sight and assassinate anyone in there way. *sobs* oh my how they grow so fast *cries*
@valumtimes3 жыл бұрын
Really glad to see the Torsquad has settled Torusalem, located right on the Torsold Town Road.
@housbous10963 жыл бұрын
As a wise man once said “bother and befuddle, stuck here. STUCK!”
@chillcraft51663 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. The smart man speaks once more to where I understand few words but listen like a student seeking more knowledge.
@TheBigFattyDoink3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much. I'm in pain due to a dentist appointment and now I get to have a soothing voice in my ears and watch a biblical journey. I couldn't ask for a better treatment
@Gonzihh3 жыл бұрын
When stealth KO swing is in progress you can pause and queue another one, as a result sometimes when first animation finishes both targets get KO status applied, timing is hard to get right at first though
@Mr.ShadeO3 жыл бұрын
Torstealth has become an absolute beast!
@charliebmc30813 жыл бұрын
Man, I was having a really rough day. Thank you for making it better.
@MysticBGaming3 жыл бұрын
Dude, the amount of effort you put into your videos, with the insane grind in these games and all the editing, is astounding. And on top of that you do multiple a week while most would do this kind of thing once a week. You, sir, are a monster.
@r390gt1lm3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best series amphibious ambigian done so far, that and rim world stuff
@MrRom1173 жыл бұрын
just want to say, your storytelling + kenshi is over the top!
@devobbledsaw24053 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does anyone else just feel drawn in to his soothing voice 🤔
@goofygoober7793 жыл бұрын
I like to think the torsquad is just a cult of people obsessed with the legend of torsolo, so much so that they gathered one day in the desert to cut of all their limbs themselves and embark on the great odyssey like torsolo once did.
@MonstertruckBadass3 жыл бұрын
Assassination is the reason my tiny group survived Eyegore attacks
@Lewis821003 жыл бұрын
torsualum nearly made me spit my coffee out. good times
@Apoqtosis3 жыл бұрын
Watching the Torso squad develop into the very essence of which humanity should strive for has brought me to tears I now know what I must do, I must delimb every human I cross and make them repent for there sins that they have committed in doing so the torse squad leader will welcome them with open arms into the cul -- family that is torso squad, amen.
@sapo62513 жыл бұрын
Torstealth was definitely the MVP there
@trashman3673 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man, i see a torsquad video, i watch a torsquad video .