Explained: The Immovable Ladder of Jerusalem

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Now available in Russian! - Credit to @fultsov for the translation.

[@nickdevries5146]

i dont know but the concept of monks getting into a huge fist fight over a ladder is hilarious

[@rzu1474]

Roberto the Bolivian-American My respect for religion's droped by less then a foot ... This is stupid!

[@yellowstonethepony7769]

Roberto the Bolivian-American They should make a movie about that!

[@lennartweber2228]

Just burn all those religious extremeist. They clearly didnt understand the 10 demmandments.

[@drrisen-9442]

Yellowstone The Pony Actually it was a German. Bet you can’t guess who that German was.

[@harryohrt5255]

Yellowstone: He stopped them ? The swine !

[@luketaylor5541]

Thou shalt love thy neighbour. But if thy neighbour moves that chair more than a few inches they're getting the God damn shit beaten out of them

[@grimlockthe1823]

why is this comment not more popular

[@miguelvazquez7957]

My favorite comment

[@darthr0xas363]

I believe Jesus said that in the book of Badassery. Probably going to hell over that, worth it.

[@marlonyo]

well i actually saw it as a cautionary tale on communal ownership without hierarchies

[@1stPCFerret]

"God damned shit" is blasphemous for a least four of the six sects. An acceptable alternative is "Excrement of the Ineffable."

[@commandantteste2859]

As a Catholic, watching a bunch of priests clad in different robes having an all out Team Death Match was pretty entertaining

[@HeavensRipper-he4sz]

I am so sorry that you had to watch this while being Catholic. I hope you can forgive yourself for enjoying it.

[@Aaronrose575]

2:38 Falcon punch! 2:41 Flying punch!

[@adrianirimescu988]

totally

[@sueming1209]

@@HeavensRipper-he4sz i actually enjoyed it very entertaining

[@goncaloferreira8543]

@@HeavensRipper-he4sz what ?

[@TimoRutanen]

Imagine being the guy in charge of putting everything the angry monks knocked over and moved during the brawl back in their places. With six bishops glaring at you as you do it to make sure it's done right.

[@maxnoerenberg6370]

but then forgetting to move that chair back those darn 20 cm ha ha

[@equinoxxed_7502]

@@maxnoerenberg6370 time for another fist flight i guess

[@mr3x2x]

...while being circumsized 😀

[@lancetheking7524]

Chess in real life

[@josemoreno6711]

way to leave behind a legacy window repair guy

[@MehNamesKing]

Huge respect for the window repair guy.

[@Taladar2003]

Must have been a windows repair guy, Microsoft likes their backwards compatibility.

[@adeisinger2033]

It would have been funny if people just started leaving random things there.

[@samjohnson9894]

I hear a beer commercial...

[@Elenrai]

@@adeisinger2033 What about upgrading the ladder?

[@kpdragon14]

Am I the only one that finds the incredibly hilarious

[@iamthefirsttosecond]

Nope, this is comedy at its finest!

[@felipecardoza5829]

yep, the thought of the holiest of the holy punching the shit out of each other really makes me wanna take up the faith. Maybe I will become a "ladder" day saint! EEEEE YUKYUKYUKYUKYUK

[@heartofjustice6041]

That guy who punched the jew in the face with a flying punch. lmao 2:35

[@Hellamoody]

Heart of Justice tjat was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@Chris-im3ys]

This story sounds so much like Monty Python

[@TekoMuto]

National Treasure 3 Nicholas Cage: "We're going to steal the immovable ladder..."

[@duartemarco]

That's not the original ladder.

[@anelperezic2383]

YES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@tanglediver]

@@duartemarco So it was YOU!!

[@Silversmok3]

"Mister Bond, this better be good. I'm this close to suspending you again for that stunt-" 'M, its important. SPECTRE is trying to steal the Immovable Ladder.'........"Right, follow me" ( opens secret MI6 command center)

[@nobleactual7616]

This is a underrated comment

[@skydiverclassc2031]

The actual key to the Church of the Sepulcher is held, and has been held for 800 years, by the same Muslim family in Jerusalem. The reason for this is that the six warring Christian factions could not agree on who was to have custody of the key, so they gave up and asked this family to essentially keep them from acting like adults.

[@taiyoqun]

Are you telling me that the experts on Christianity trust a Muslim more than other Christians? Yeah, that seems right

[@skydiverclassc2031]

@@taiyoqun Strange, but true.

[@crapphone7744]

Which I think is a wonderful lesson in why identity politics is such a bad thing. Here is a Muslim family helping their Christian neighbors, while other Muslims would probably want to kill them. Some Muslims would do neither. But they're all Muslims. Conclusion, just because you're the member of One group doesn't mean you're going to behave a certain way. We are all ultimately individuals.

[@ao1778]

@@crapphone7744 are you implying that Shiite and Sunni Muslims haven't been killing each other for literal millenia?

[@crapphone7744]

@@ao1778 I am just saying that not ALL of any group are doing anything. Some Shia have killed some Suni and vice versa. Some have not. Don't identify all Muslims as sectarian haters because they are Shia or Sunni. Judge them as individuals, not group members. And that goes for everybody always.

[@coolnobodycares]

*steals the ladder* *starts another holy war*

[@86Corvus]

*idiot war

[@americannationalsocialist3363]

+86Corvus *Holy war

[@thedukeofestonia2457]

deus vult.

[@madsdarre4486]

deus vult.

[@Reroting]

DEUS VULT.

[@thelonecabbage7834]

What they don't tell you, is that they have a ton of old replacement ladders in the back room.

[@blazingfire_0712]

Mark Contini :OOO

[@BankruptGreek]

Mark Contini because if that ladder were to brake from erosion world war 3 would start

[@leightonslanga7465]

It's not going to decay in a fuckin desert

[@thelonecabbage7834]

***** He may have been using the word "decay" wrong, but it would certainly erode over time. Seems pretty obvious what he meant. -1 point for douchebaggery.

[@warning6111]

Mark Contini No it won't like he said. It's a fucking desert

[@rgaud8]

This is hilarious. It's like the perfect microcosm of how the world works, or rather, doesn't work.

[@qwertyqwerty-ek7dy]

Yeah its really embarasing...

[@thereligion4169]

You know it's hysterical how pride is one of the seven deadly sins and these six sects are EXTREMELY prideful to do this

[@thereligion4169]

@Austin Downing oh yeah look at you fact man

[@thereligion4169]

@Austin Downing in what way did I mention the Bible, never mind, the specific religion which confers to the Bible. I was talking bout the Torah nigga fuck you mean

[@gerbiljohnson8190]

@@thereligion4169 my man the Torah is in the Bible and also doesn't contain the seven deadly sins

[@thereligion4169]

@@gerbiljohnson8190 Gerbil

[@gerbiljohnson8190]

@@thereligion4169 water

[@ilittlemonster22]

Worlds most violent game of Musical Chairs

[@johnpijano4786]

Proper Drashig funny game

[@kevinpotts123]

Proper Drashig dude, this is the greatest KZbin comment that I have ever read since I started reading them years and years ago.

[@musicals_rock]

i can come up with something more violent

[@niftythelynx]

666 likes

[@Redshaark]

In Germany the game is called journey to Jerusalem, maybe to take down the ladder...

[@aranwyn5291]

so a guy moved a chair and 11 people whent to hospital

[@stepankuvshinov7647]

Yes

[@lucabrandalesi6743]

CrazyCrwban Playz i thought it was some kind of atheist joke, but apparently it happened

[@i_like-planes]

Aran Wyn faith in humanity obliterated.

[@frtard]

"religion" ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

[@TheEsseboy]

Religion at it's best i would say ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

There's just something about watching monks wailing each other over a ladder that really changes your life.

[@NedWasHere94]

He left out that it’s also become a really important symbol to the six denominations - it is the reminder that Christians being divided is not how it was intended. It’s left there as a statement that we still have work to do and in the hopes that someday when we come together as one family, as we were in the beginning, will finally be able to move the damn ladder.

[@shahier1154]

Yeah sure. It would've been way easier for them to just act like adults for once, but coming up with such a lame excuse is of course a great way to not have to act by your own teachings.

[@vaclavjebavy5118]

@@shahier1154 don't be such a negative nancy

[@JamesZ32100]

That won't be happening any time soon, at least not this century lol

[@usbhub95]

@@vaclavjebavy5118 I thought he was being more of a realistic randy.

[@vaclavjebavy5118]

@@usbhub95 That's Negative Nancy's favorite pseudonym. Don't be fooled.

[@user-ry2rb2qe4h]

Just the thought of Priests Brawling with each other somehow brings a smile to my face

[@redtruck911]

atheists don't need a lot to start hanging themselves, a chair or ladder will do, or the opposite gender

[@KatherineClairmont]

shots fired

[@user-ry2rb2qe4h]

Shots fired indeed

[@holypig777]

Most kiddy rapists are God-haters who think that are above the law in other words, they are So-called Atheists - you know, the group of people that have murdered more people last century than all of the religions put together - YAH that immoral group of Narcissist called Atheists.

[@holypig777]

Muslims don't actually believe in God, they worship their pedophile false prophet. That is why don't don't kill people for making fun of Jesus or Allah, they just kill people that make fun of MoHo the child rapist. Islam is an ideology, not a religion.

[@compactc9]

You'd think a group of adults could find a way of agreeing on some of the simpler things. I can't wrap my mind around the idea that moving a chair to sit in the shade requires an agreement of the entire ownership, lest it start an all-out riot.

[@Name-ck9pv]

+Maxx Kroes ...

[@jaydos92]

Mate they're adults with an imaginary friend... what do you expect?

[@imdeadserious6102]

Jayden Stevens oh no. see. he's an imaginary friend who isn't real in even this dimension. also he can do anything but the best argument they have on why he doesn't intervene in ANYTHING is that he gave every human ever free will even though he knows everything that will happen. so knowing that free will would backfire within the first 2 humans to ever exist (by their accounts) and still giving it proves that if God exists in any way he is the most stupid omnipotent being possible

[@Rakshasa1986]

I found out people are like that when I played Halo on Xbox Live.

[@turidrowned]

Daniel Blair try studying before making an argument. In Christianity, god knows very little about the future. The only things he knows are things he is said to have planned himself, and anything to do with life on earth is basically chaos and unpredictable by him due to free will. I just fuckin' GOOGLED that shit, and gave me direct info from both the Bible and a priest.

[@BST-ri6gf]

“Thou shalt not move thine holy ladder, for I have made it holy. Or thou shalt be cast down to the pits of hell” -Jewrustlemania 3:69

[@bobobobo3142]

It was originally said by the WindoRepairGuy

[@AraoftheFunk]

Armenian here, we also Christians and hence also call them churches. Not entirely sure how we managed to get our own quarter, to be honest, but there you have it.

[@davidsumner7604]

Is your last name Kardashian?

[@basharalassad1073]

@@davidsumner7604 your first name is cringe I assume

[@tSp289]

This video explains everything you need to know about human history.

[@lamichka]

and stupidity

[@Zman888]

not human history but the ignorance of religious zealots

[@Shaun.Stephens]

You mean *religious* history.

[@vapor404]

We’re extremely petty and quick to anger?

[@heavenlysly]

and religion

[@SnoopyDoofie]

Someone crapped on the sidewalk! Don't move it until everyone agrees!

[@elohellion8701]

one of them already voted it stays. The holy shit stays, hoorah!

[@monkey-business2459]

Sinastar con lol

[@elohellion8701]

Bobby Verbeek Of course, that's blasphemy!

[@drewfinley1]

SnoopyDoo Dude, holy shit, this makes me want to do that just to see what they'd do. Would my shit still be there in 60 years?

[@umnikos]

I think that they would probably kill whatever crapped on the sidewalk...

[@autumnmoore4043]

What would happen if a mason came up to them claiming it was his ancestors ladder and he wanted it back? Would the monks fight the masons?

[@MeepChangeling]

No. The law works for institutions against people. Not for people against institutions.

[@KakashiInWinter]

I don't know, but Monks vs. Masons is a movie *begging* to be made.

[@nevermorefarm]

I may not be the first one to answer this but...my adoptive mother was Armenian. The word for church is եկեղեցի 'yeg-egh-ets-ee'

[@boglenight1551]

Now I'm going to have to explain to my gang buddies how my dream heist is a ladder.

[@Chance57]

"We're Christians that believe in the pacifist teachings of christ." A fist fight over a chair.

[@TheLuuuuuc]

the position of a chair*

[@IceTorch051]

well, we also had crusades wars, fist fight is nothing

[@cfroi08]

Oh yes the Crusades, when the remnants of the Roman Empire wanted to defend and reclaim lands they took while they were Pagan from Muslims. Or you could align to the dumbed American version of "Evil Christians pillaging Islamic Cities, excluding Constantinople because my version of history is not objective."

[@Chance57]

cfroi08 so the crusades were a defensive thing? Trolololol

[@jakeh5175]

Corey Kinard Christ wasn't a pacifist.

[@tjs200]

Empires rise and fall, but that ladder's not going anywhere

[@GamerSirus]

"Hey, you can't move ANYTHING because it SACRED!" >Gets in massive fistfight. Yeah, cause that's way less sacrilegious than housekeeping.

[@oceanstar70]

When a religion preaches peace and to love thy neighbors, but will beat the shit out of you if you move a ladder. M A K E S S E N S E

[@imnotmarthastewart8120]

The Unknown Sad Sack,...lol

[@hatad321]

Hey, even Jesus beat the shit out of some people with a whip. Though they were lowlifes who were taking advantage of the common people and making money off it.

[@bezaabiy5945]

he flipped the tables and kicked them out of the temple

[@joaquingarcia4939]

you can't just shoot people for stepping foot on your grass dumb shit they have to be in your home like if he's just sticking his head in your Window you can't shoot cause he not an immediate danger but if he's climbing in your Window and his torso is already in your home you can shoot em

[@isaacw.8075]

Joaquin Garcia Where I live you can shoot anyone who is trespassing on your lawn

[@titanspirit7238]

What happens when an immovable ladder meets unstoppable idiocy...?

[@MarcellDAvis1103]

TITANSPIRIT Nuclear Implosion

[@IatAS]

It's like mixing co ca cola and pepsi you just dont fucking do it

[@livetyher6669]

TITANSPIRIT a government?

[@solo6411]

Omg, Im gonna try this

[@levoGAMES]

Status Quo ;)

[@ydela1961]

"Chaos is a ladder"... I think I get it now...

[@zhanglei3470]

OMG, just came back from Jerusalem, checked my photos and that ladder is indeed there! The city is amazing, even an ordinary old ladder has so much story....

[@binarytree7316]

so everybody was kungfu fighting ?

[@janogabor7697]

Fuck I read it like the song.

[@Zakar00z]

jano Gabor that's the point

[@bradcopeland9485]

jano Gabor hahaha same 😂

[@aarfeld]

Those priests were fast as lightning.

[@CKru8789]

In fact it was a little bit frightening.

[@JimFortune]

This is the most important thing a bunch of grown men can devote their lives to?

[@sharonnelson1345]

Jim Fortune religion

[@xxuncexx]

What do you do?

[@sharonnelson1345]

xxuncexx commenting on youtube

[@xxuncexx]

Sharon Nelson same

[@woodrowwillson]

Jim Fortune and that I'd why I'm Protestant

[@psielemental]

One more entry in the book of madness.

[@davidpoole468]

aka Human History

[@Daaninator]

the ladder gave us a new religion, ladderaselem all hail our ladder god

[@normanclatcher]

Jains: _happy ladder noises_

[@keysontrains538]

Do you think God hides in heaven because he's afraid of what he's created?

[@Zepherus]

No.

[@danielthephan2575]

Lol god's a pussy

[@Tom-ji1gi]

KKTrain Springer spy kids!!!

[@bap2218]

KKTrain Springer He dun fucked up lol

[@MaceGaming53]

lmao No not at all m8 because he could destryo everything if he wanted to

[@ShnoogleMan]

This has got to be the most idiotic religious conflict in history

[@BoringUsername2K8]

ShnoogleMan not really because it's an argument about something that is actually real

[@TitaniusAnglesmith]

Oh shit good one.

[@ShnoogleMan]

+BoringUsername2K8 Still honestly the most petty. Sure, Islam is probably not true, but at least for them it served the purpose to unite Arabs and create an empire. Arguing about moving a ladder placed centuries ago by a construction worker is a new level of pettiness.

[@coced]

You have seen nothing Idiocy and Churches should be synonyms

[@Xezlec]

Pettiness is certainly a field in which religion has always been at the forefront of innovation.

[@d00w]

glad that shaolin monks didn't get involved

[@B3Band]

What I want to know is, how was the repair guy so well-off that he didn't even need his ladder back? Were repair guys just ballers back then? I freak out when I leave a USB cable at work...

[@ericsarason9099]

"punching monks"

[@heatherlynncarter4285]

Eric Sarason sounds like a good band name

[@ericsarason9099]

Heather Carter It does, ever heard of Rooftop Koreans?

[@grindstone4910]

Monks get some pretty sweet unarmed combat bonuses.

[@cooliipie]

Heather Carter Bands are so cringy

[@snow38347]

I find it hard to believe that six religious factions that are all "anti violence" would brawl in the most holy place on planet earth.

[@PeterJavi]

When one religion of peace meets the other religion of peace, wars happen. They all don't give a flying fuck about the ladder, it's just an excuse to ram their peacefulness onto their opponents faces.

[@sebastianalvarez2584]

I dont think it was all six factions. In the video, he did say an incident only occurred between the Greeks and Coptics, so that means not all incidents include all factions.

[@classicmusicforce25]

Osama Been Crippin "native's land" ugh wha?

[@frankteng]

classicmusicforce25 it means there were people living their before it that weren’t Christian. The earths a lot older than you think Christianity is just one of the many religions people have adopted over the ages thus it’s all bullshit there isn’t the slightest bit of “holiness” present.

[@red36825924]

Bullshit is your comment...

[@Derp12]

Great video, love your humor and it's also very informative

[@shenanigun5576]

So you’re telling me that if I move a ladder, the world will devolve into chaos? BRB…

[@ankokunokayoubi]

Like a wild story about butterfly effect

[@bilz0r]

Cool video, but you need to work on that audio editing.

[@ahodbikes]

"Look, to cut a long story short everyone is scared to change anything inside the church AT ALL - or face the wrath of punching monks." Best line. Thank you.

[@Moses_VII]

You're lucky they ain't Shaloin monks

[@thomashughes_teh]

These facts haven't filtered down to Sunday school yet.

[@artemis7093]

I laughed so much watching this. Thank you for this gem. I love it.

[@thehonkerman]

*moves chair one foot to get into the shade* Priest: "That's my spot"

[@familyaccount6491]

Christopoulos: "Don't you dare move that chair, Christoph!" Christoph: *Moves chair a centimeter while staring straight into Christopoulos's eyes.* Christopoulos: "You bastard, this means war!" *Grabs Christoph and wrestles with him* Christov: "Guys stop! Can't we all just rush B together?" *Points at a Mosque*

[@familyaccount6491]

Religious people, man...

[@yusaltytho8234]

why would u plant a bomb in a mosque

[@matto6639]

+Y u salty tho allah akbar

[@kingconnor3957]

Chad Aoun s

[@yusaltytho8234]

IBuyThrows why would you bomb a mosque in the name of allah it seems a bit ironic

[@Rynorasaurus]

Dude, how am I only JUST discovering your stuff. It’s 2am on Jan 1 2022… so far, this is the best year ever!

[@heimskr2881]

Nice and short video. Thanks!

[@Feintgames]

Construction company should sent a bill to all six religions for the return of their ladder along with interest.

[@junkmorgan7497]

Feint about 20000% for having it for so long

[@csxconductor100]

its called Salvage rights after 30 days they own it.

[@ShadowHunterGAME]

+c woody You must be fun at parties.

[@jsully2413]

Salvage rights don't exist in Jerusalem. The original owner could resurrect and demand his ladder back and they would have to give it to him. Mostly because the guy came back from the dead to get his ladder back, so it's only fair to give him it.

[@Feintgames]

+John Sullivan That's in the bible. "On the third day, He rose from the dead, turned to his apostles and said, 'Where be my ladder at!?'"

[@JohnDoe-tp5jj]

Fighting over a fucking chair??? Jesus Christ what is wrong with people

[@schizophrenicenthusiast]

The chair thing started an argument, which later developed into a riot. So no, it's not over a chair, the riot is over what these people said to one another. And of course in any fight there will be people who take sides and join the fight..

[@arielsolomon5645]

Thats what he said!

[@Xx1095urielxX]

John Doe they think they were created by a sky daddy. That's what's wrong with them.

[@robinmoland6942]

John Doe relgion

[@neeedleinahaystack]

John Doe I'm pretty sure Jesus Christ is exactly what is wrong.

[@lilpixie.9653]

I’ve only a new subscriber, but I just adore your sense of humour!

[@magdatorruellas9122]

You guys are so hilarious in your telling of subjects and what not...you should be exploding with likes...you most definitely have mine...I think I watch more for the quips then the actual subject. Thanks a bunch

A full on 6 way brawl riot over someone moving a chair 6 inches. Religion in a nutshell.

[@wydkwhy]

+Maxx Kroes hahaha.

[@EvilNeonETC]

Dirk DigDuggler It says a lot about their system. its riot or no riot.

[@Veellinn]

I guess it would go quickly from the chair to the principle of the thing. Suddenly you are not fighting over a chair, but someone not respecting common rules. Thus you have five sides thinking the other one is judging itself to be above others while that one is refusing the allegations on sensible grounds that it was just a chair, but omitting what precedent it sets, and then you have tensions rising and then someone brings up that lunch that someone forgot behind the table and its rotting there for quarter of the century because nobody said it was theirs and others dont want to agree on removing it on principle and then somebody shouts, somebody shoves and suddenly fists go flying. But nobody died, so I would consider it success.

[@JAKE77X]

Dirk DigDuggler try not to generalize things so hard.... this is most definitely not how religion is for sensible modern day people. I can tell you one thing for sure, the video isn't an accurate representation of Christianity as a whole at all lol.

[@EvilNeonETC]

They're so self destructive when it comes to teamwork. It's like comparing it to a competitive game. No teamwork, No wins.

[@musewolfman]

2:47 Punching Monks would be a good band name.

[@issamissa902]

A punk band

[@n0pu1s3]

Or craft beer name

[@Aaronrose575]

2:47 caught in a mosh!

[@adammacmahon7386]

"oi, You touched me fecking chair" "Wot u gonna,do about it" *starts Riot*

[@kaelanirevyruun1676]

Easy fix to get rid of the ladder... Just tie enough helium balloons to it to make it float, then get a drone with a rope or something tied around its middle with a hook on the end, and use the drone to move the ladder. However... Do the tying of the balloons in such a way as to prevent the touching of any part of the ladder... It won't be violating the law cos *no individual has moved the ladder*

[@TheDsRequiem]

Lame

[@johansmifthelry9307]

So there is a ladder that by moving it you could possibly, POSSIBLY spark a world war? Sort of

[@Palios33]

john smith just imagine with all the jihady crisis now,a Muslim trying to move that ladder

[@johansmifthelry9307]

+Palios33 ooohoh boy xD

[@johansmifthelry9307]

+Palios33 this could be one of the most dangerous objects in the world

[@Palios33]

john smith yeah probably is in deed

[@Cornish21Pasty]

john smith haha yeah it wont be long until America offer out guns and ammo just to have ownership of the ladder 😂

[@tumbles1285]

does anyone else have a sudden urge to move it?

[@AreThereNoMoreNames]

I'm thinking, given that it's likely a very dry piece of wood, a high-powered laser could probably interfere nicely.

[@kateschmid2889]

Hmm, maybe if the ladder "spontaneously" burst into flames, it would encourage the various sects to make peace...

[@jaisheelal4002]

+Kate Schmid *Or* (special emphasis on the 'or') it would encourage them to accuse the others of having done it, and then vigorously demonstrate their dislike for the other parties, through the medium of: • Dismemberment. • Gutting. • General misbehaviour. And so on and so forth. Just saying of course. Not saying I wouldn't try it. This time next year sound good? - A 15 year old Englishman.

[@SteveIsHavingMC]

uh, not in the mood to start a new crusade/jihad

[@zdanee]

Monks: "you are not allowed to move a single electron within these walls!" Also the monks: * fistfights and breaks everything because someone moved an electron *

[@childeater7327]

What happens if the wind moves something

[@Nathan-eu7wn]

I got a fucking Scientology ad, what the actual fuck

[@Zepherus]

I keep getting this pagan ad for a website on my space-related videos. It's weird.

[@Nathan-eu7wn]

Zepherus That is weird, also, what is your view on scientology?

[@ericcole7532]

Nathan Snow I got a pain in the balls.

[@Cards8114]

Nathan Snow I Got a Universal Technology Institute Ad

[@xdahid22]

It's a sign

[@pauladriaanse]

Why are monks so agressive, is that what they're supposed to be?

[@pauladriaanse]

I meant monks sorry

[@Punishthefalse]

If you had ever played any RPG, you know that monks are very good at punching people in the face. I learnt to never provoke even the most peaceful of monks from playing RPGs.

[@w5monkey]

they're monks for a reason. they couldn't function in society to begin with.

[@noddynoble9391]

Clergy fights.

[@frankmyers8062]

+Punishthefalse you speak words of great wisdom sir.

[@timpw6316]

first video i seen of you, subcribed after the first min lol nice one xD

[@trollerdaily3734]

2:47 "The wrath of punchin monks" is a very good name for a metal band

[@migkillerphantom]

Armenians call their places of worship, churches. They've been officially Christian since about 300AD

[@middleman3165]

migkillerphantom Armenia was the first ever nation to adopt Christianity as a state religion.

[@RiderInRed]

you guys hit the nail in the head (y)

[@Ladifour]

Rome.

[@middleman3165]

Ladifour nope. Think about what you're saying. Rome predates Christianity by a long way. Did you know the planets are named after Roman gods? A state religion is a religion that's adopted by the ruler and put on the nation. It's Armenia.

[@colinmckinstry8136]

He's right, though. The Kingdom of Armenia adopted Christianity as the official state religion in 301 CE, Constantine became emperor in 306.

[@hazard7732]

Huuuuuge respect to this guy for how he cropped the screenshot at 1:27 I'm so glad that there are people decent enough to show credit where credits due, and to show that with necessary info in one screenshot! Brilliant!

[@phaandorpertwee6981]

Love this content!

[@davegrenier1160]

Imagine what it was like when the Shaolin monks had a disagreement.

[@elektro3000]

Okay, so they all would have to agree to move it. So way back when the ladder FIRST got left under the window, didn't somebody say, "Hey that construction guy forgot his ladder last week, how about we put that in a closet? Everybody cool with that?" Would anybody have objected to that??

[@tvdb1169]

elektro3000 You are forgetting that they are crazy religious fucks. So everythig has to be complicated

[@TheDooreater]

I'm not cool with that. That ladder is made of cedar. Cedar is the wood used to kill my god. That closet is a sacred temple to me that's not happening.

[@TIMEtoRIDE900]

The ladder could be secretly sprayed with a mist of sulfuric acid and would be gone in weeks.

[@redtruck911]

it's owned by christians not wickins

[@quintincastro7430]

but guys they may be Christan but there is difference between Christan and crazy religious and these guy's are the craziest of the crazy

[@bigdog4574]

And so the Lord said, the good and the evil will fight on that day when one shall move the holy ladder that a mason forgot to take down and the other idiots were too lazy to take it down.

[@MrStabby19812]

BigDog And yay did the lordeth Sayeth anyone who shift the holy chair shouldeth fighteth over the holy shadow amen

[@DANtheMANofSIPA]

And the voice of God called out to sayeth the ignorant will use a few rotten people to marginalize an entire group, and on that day their stupidity will be called out

[@jasonlewis6216]

Beautiful

[@roxannepearls901]

Your sense of humor is hysterical.

[@shadowwolf1347]

Anyone else wanna go and just push it over just to see what will happen? 😂

[@maxnoerenberg6370]

that could be a new internet meme ha ha pushing over that ladder.....

[@mehmeh1999]

The tenth crusade

[@thecostlypanda]

This is actually one of my favorite things on Earth, just the simple fact its been there for so long and the reason why is very interesting.

[@SkydivingSquid]

Copied and Pasted: "On the third day, He rose from the dead, turned to his apostles and said 'Where is my f*cking ladder you fuu.. " - those were his words.

[@andyoli75]

And woe to him who has moved it. Amen.

[@LiMCRiMZ]

Imagine a 24/7 livestream of this ladder where viewers have a very small chance to catch it being moved 🤔

[@leaguegamer9182]

The ladder is not at absolute zero, meaning it contains heat, meaning the atoms that made up the ladder are vibrating, hence moving.

[@RoboticNerd]

I thought this was some type of SCP type shit where if you moved it you would be cursed or something lol

[@MrRedsjack]

Robotic Nerd if you move it you are cursed to be punched by angry monks

[@RoboticNerd]

MrRedsjack lol true

[@one-fh1jp]

lol even the foundation can't move it

[@RoboticNerd]

***** IKR... To bad I suck at writing those lol

[@redtruck911]

if you move it then everyone gets angry at you

[@michaelmayne6097]

Holy shit dude last night when I was watching you , you only had 10k subs now the next night I watch you , you have 11k that's pretty cool dude nice channel growth comrade

[@Zepherus]

Yeah, everything's going a bit fast.

[@michaelmayne6097]

Zepherus dude I've never had a youtuber reply to me and my first time was within five minutes you don't know how stoked I am but I hope your channel gets the attention it deserves.

[@Zepherus]

Michael V A P O R W A V E I try to read all of my comments, it's getting more difficult by the day but I'm trying. Thanks.

[@smeg7ds]

aaaaand now its almost 15k

[@user-ry2rb2qe4h]

Woah its already 17k your growing faster than leafy

[@maxmccann5323]

Bruh imagine Jesus saw them starting a riot over some dude moving a chair, he'd probably be like "damn bruh time for another flood I guess"

[@ziontrask3459]

the fact that they had brawls over scooting furniture a few inches is hilarious

[@erik8467]

Armenians just call it a church

[@johnenglish8461]

The church is the people, the building is very different.

[@Camelwrestler]

John, they still call it a church.

[@nvoewvobwurgfbondoqb]

Ya, idk why this guy made it just a big deal in the video. It's called a church..

[@Destructocorps]

Erik Arustamyan I think he meant, considering Christianity gets their own sect that surely the Armenian's sector wouldn't be Christian too.

[@KingYoite]

My only question is WHY is it taking over 90 years for a bunch of old guys to get rid of a stupid ladder? Is one of them just trolling and saying no every time for the lols? ............. cuz I would. xP

[@xXxSkyViperxXx]

cuz when you think about it again. all the old pictures depict the ladder being there for centuries so why just casually move it when you can leave it there for the rest of its existence for its historicity

[@kalvincastro9042]

It might’ve been originally the case, but eventually some people may see it as “important to the building”, but maybe there are those few who say “I’m just tired of this BS ladder, giving us another reason to fight”.

[@brendancoulter5761]

quite possibly yes.

[@Eintracht-uy3cz]

Answering a 4yr old comment, wew. You have to imagine, those Churches developed different reasons over time and that ladder started to become a symbol in itself. The Catholics for example said at some point that they would agree to move the ladder when they reunite with the Orthodox Churches (which will never happen btw).

[@TheXboxReviewer]

Interesting video. Don't be afraid to do more than one take next time ;)

[@willthomas3399]

2:38 bro said "let me get one more in right quick!"

[@MultiHunterOne]

It's amazing, not long ago Zepherus had 14k subscribers, now it's 90! Makes me happy to see you grow!

[@Zepherus]

Well, thank you.

[@JoshBattershell]

All this over a chair moving roughly a foot. This is why religion needs to phase out

[@astro_che]

haha

[@JoshBattershell]

***** I'm retarded? You're the one defending your religion by going against it by cursing. Nice logic. The only good thing that religion does to anyone anymore is distract them from what's actually happening and it keeps us from advancing too much.

[@MegaSmallCow]

Josh Battershell if you seriously believe the Christian dark age myth and the church holds science back you really need to check your facts

[@JoshBattershell]

Megasmallcow - what? I didn't say anything about that at all. Idk what that even is. What's the Christian dark age myth?

[@MegaSmallCow]

Josh Battershell there's a myth that science didn't progress in the dark ages because the church keep executing and prosecuted scientist and if weren't for evil old Christians we would be in a space age. that's what your "keeps us from advancing too much" implies. it's obviously false as scientists like Albertus Magnus, Robert Grosseteste, Roger Bacon, John Peckham, Duns Scotus, Thomas Bradwardine, Walter Burley, William Heytesbury, Richard Swineshead, John Dumbleton, Richard of Wallingford, Nicholas Oresme, Jean Buridan and Nicholas of Cusa existed. the only scientist in the dark ages executed was galileo in the middle ages and that was for telling the pope he was an asshat.

[@hokusai17]

The ladder changes in some pictures

[@b8702131]

"under the guard of several monks." They better be Shaolin Monks..

[@HalcyonVoid]

Christianity is a tolerant religion... just don't move a chair... Irony, anyone? Anyone?

[@HalcyonVoid]

logan8190 Stop what? It people want to claim tolerance but then start a brawl over a moved chair, that doesn't sound very tolerant to me.

[@stefanverkerk99]

GlintTheStrong Yeah blame a little stupid conflict on 1 billion people. On other news: killer clowns don't make kids laugh, should all clowns be forbidden?

[@stefanverkerk99]

No they aren't, they just believe in something different then me (I'm Roman Catholic), it's called tolerance.

[@HalcyonVoid]

Stefan Verkerk Those few people symbolize the vast majority of the religion because they are basically at the source of where it started. They are more true to the original religion than basically anyone else in the world. And I never said anything about forbidding anything.

[@shadowblack1987]

I'm fine with that. No Religion, No Clowns. I think we can all live with that.

[@andresgonzalez1236]

2:40 the holy rumble hahaha

[@ImReallyDirty]

Lysol ONLY ON SMACKDOWN

[@red__guy]

Lysol Noob mages battle arena

[@mr.techaky7655]

God is probably sitting up in Heaven shaking his head and Jesus is sitting there like; "I died for this?"

[@camoningerland8212]

"It is currently owned by six of the major Christian sects" Protestants: Guess I'll die.

[@04dram04]

Damn, imagine how valuable that ladder is.

[@normanclatcher]

A rung above the next-most valuable ladder in the world, to be sure.

[@hesoyam881]

Reminds me of when I tried stealing that wine of Zamorak

[@daevaethorX]

the good old days when old school runescape was still around and fun to actually play

[@PrinceOfOpinion]

Chibi C.C. It is..

[@DeathhAngel1]

i miss pre EoC runescape so much

[@13310Nick]

Play OSRS, yo.

[@pleasantturtle2799]

the new easyscape

[@SnarkNSass]

I just found this channel a few days ago... Checked the channel out and the most recent is a year ago. Hope all is well with you all...

[@awesomeferret]

The fact that there is a place on this earth where you can be guaranteed to ruin your life by moving a ladder is wild.