Explaining Monster Girl Species

[@BarryBruh]

will use this as a reference when I rewrite the theory of evolution

[@gilded2342]

Oh damn it's you

[@Khattab99]

That's funny claps for you

[@scyll3223]

No escape no escape no escape

[@Pikariz]

Darwin would be proud of you

[@ItsHonski]

Lemon!

[@emimimix]

Professor Lando is actually out here talking about the most important things, he’ll be remembered in internet history

[@NKillBruh]

along with pink guy

[@dabee5684]

0:55 So is it just me or is this a weird tail

[@JustaDudedoingstuff]

Not only internet history, but history itself.

[@sobek6735]

This sounds like a memorial

[@noneofyourbusiness2854]

@@sobek6735 *dont jinx it*

[@MediocreToker]

As a professor of marine biology, I must say that crabs are invertebrates, not vertebrates. I enjoy your lectures, and find inspiration for my own.

[@icecold1805]

inspiration for an aquatic monster girl class I presume?

[@shinon748]

Marine Monster Girl lecture when, professor?

[@ShrikrishnaMulik]

There are many benefits

[@chriswillis1206]

Don’t got no notochord

[@OrionoftheStar]

Just stick a bone in it like he did the soup.

[@martyncousin1366]

I love how he's able to keep a straight face through the whole seminar.

[@ZephSpiral]

Ofc he can keep a straight face, this is a serious lesson.

[@kindafreexp1415]

When you spend as many years as he did getting his degree it stops being a joke.

[@clamsquid8606]

he's a professional

[@Kitsune_Chara_CG]

@@ZephSpiral I Agree idk whats funny about this (i somehow keept a straight face while writing but ik as i am ill laugh at some random bs)

[@reversal2341]

Something else under might also be straight during that whole session especially when he's talking about centaur

[@nadebeef6529]

The fact that this looks like an actual lecture allows me to look like I’m actually studying.

[@SignOne]

Doesnt work for me id look like a crazy person laughing at lecture topics

[@arandomnon6677]

Lando: "Birds Are Gross" Also Lando: "My favorite is THE HORSE"

[@creamymilk4857]

Exactly

[@PentaromaLMA0]

mr hands

[@yoboikamil525]

​@@PentaromaLMA0oh god no

[@WanderTheNomad]

Clearly he likes things with more substance. With more MEAT. We can see it clearly with how he rates orc girls and horse girls vs bird girls and slime girls.

[@arandomnon6677]

@@WanderTheNomad fair enough

[@ChiefAutismo]

“We were doing co op. Suddenly player three enters.” Couldn’t have phrased it better myself sir

[@daydaydoo2726]

“I want to look like a deployed Parachute”. Is honestly the best quote ever.

[@chocotriscuit4917]

that was the part that got me

[@kayozzy]

I read this as he said that lmao

[@CEOofgoblins]

Yes.

[@ObeyLucifer]

Profussy was WILD for saying that. It completely caught me off guard

[@joelfilho2625]

"Humans are the ultimate monster girl" Something something, _"we like monster girls because the monster part in on the outside"_

[@DasterTheStalker]

i'll drink to that 👏

[@gabrielhenson5751]

when you get with a monster girl you know what kind of monster your getting involved with from the start, but with a human girl you only figure it out halfway through the relationship.

[@astrid2432]

to be fair: every monster girl has something in common: it has a female human upper body so in conclusion: the female human upper body is the monster and so the whole human girl is a monster times two

[@Jengamouse]

"I'm talking about waifus, not a fleshlight" you fucking killed me lmao

[@bush2239]

I Actually did a 180 on my opinion of slime girls, but a one night stand involving earplay cannot be denied.

[@bradyhamilton7696]

That quote is easily my favorite of all the videos lmao

[@skell6134]

@@bradyhamilton7696 Also it depends on specific universe we take Slime girls from In some cases they are intelligent enough,it goes for Monster Musume and also... Monster girl quest Paradox probably since it got little more amount of slime species than og one

[@the_madhadder]

*raises hand* Professor. Will the book “The Encyclopedia of Monster Girls” be required reading for the Midterm?

[@rockCity777]

Technically no, but it will be required reading for the third quarter of "Fantasy, Furrology and Monster Girls"-module, along with the original "Monster-Girl Quest"-trilogy in it's entirety ("Yes, *ESPECIALLY* the Anglerfish-Girl!"), so if you are aiming for advanced studies on the subject it's not a bad idea to get a headstart on your reading.

[@bruhspenning]

@@rockCity777 code?

[@PsychicFrogBoi]

If you have to ask that, you're probably in the wrong class.

[@jeremynikijuluwstanevil7551]

Also what about Monster Girl Quest?

[@petitbrie9868]

@@PsychicFrogBoi we are all here to learn, I wouldn't take a class where I know everything (except if I'm the teacher).

[@CookieSunglasses]

I love how I’m attending these lectures rather than my actual lectures

[@tgtyuhisgc4020]

why not do multitask? OOP- back to that essay!

[@violinja]

Prof. Lando covering the seriously important topics

[@Beast_Of_Madness]

Bet SUGMA doesn't cover this course.

[@lukiepuki8861]

Go ligma u

[@Alumaday]

@@Beast_Of_Madness facts

[@taizahkataku6685]

"you're not realizing how horrific the spider monster girl is" Sir I would like to clarify I like it BECAUSE it's horrific

[@vinceisfruity]

spider girls are best

[@pablokestarx5901]

finally some spider girl appreciation

[@RenderingUser]

@@pablokestarx5901 tru shiraori is by far best girl of all time

[@CodinskiSchwartzando]

Agreed. Spider girl = a higher rate of bdsm scenes, which is always appreciated.

[@demon_xd_]

¿etam nailratsuA

[@ismaelmunoz336]

I propose my theory on why mermaids are at least B/B+ tier. -Slimey and soft: always lubed up and ready to go. -Many fish species choose mate similarly to humans and are monogamous: loyal. -They can help you breathe underwater: underwater dates. -Fish don't really smell when they're alive/fresh and even if they did, you wouldn't notice when underwater/wet.

[@doctorjimmy16]

Question. How can they help you breathe underwater?

[@ismaelmunoz336]

@@doctorjimmy16 the idea of them being able to breathe both underwater and on land means they have both lungs and gills, i think it's safe to assume they could produce breathable air underwater and pass it to you through mouth to mouth.

[@doctorjimmy16]

@@ismaelmunoz336 I see. Yeah I'm more in favor of mermaids and agree with you

[@janb.3600]

There is also a very interesting power dynamic between both of you being on land vs in water.

[@MrKilleralien]

have to destroy some things here: - "always lubed up and ready to go" only while you are in water or it would be a species that would produce slime. On land the skin dries out for most and goes rough similar to reptiles (even to the ones with sharp skin if it is a shark-Mermaid or other predator-similar species) -"monogamous: loyal" true in the situation that they stay together, but there are also species that breed in orgy or others that change their gender, depending in which species it can be similar to a harem or reverse-harem with 1 Female/Male having multiple of the opposite (If one gender is missing the strongest becomes male / female and leads the Group, called "sequential hermaphrodites"). And one point that most people oversee because of the basic image: Fish breed outside without intercourse so there can be a chance that you need to do it that way cause they are missing the humanlike parts necessary. Same goes for amphibians. The thing is we see it normally like "upper part over waist is human, the lower part is fish" so there would be a high chance that they have reproducive organs of fish and not of humans. So the mermaid-group needs to keep in mind that they not have a common view and they have to be specific on the subspecies of mermaids which is going to be waifu material for them, even that they mostly go in the same direction most of the time (except Scyllas).

[@goodsirsepsis8152]

Medusas having bad eye sights would make absolutely sense, because gorgons live in caves

[@matureenough34]

Like almost made me choke on my bibem men!

[@sharpwavethedecepticon6837]

They would have a good sense of smell and touch. These senses would help gorgons to navigate the cave systems. . .

[@GlitchedRed]

@@sharpwavethedecepticon6837 God, having enhanced smell and tremor sense would make adapting to a human society absolute hell. Like, ignoring horrid b.o., strong smelling stuff like perfume and even just stuff with mint or spices in it would be a nightmare. Afding the constant shaking and buzzing of human transport, the sudden jolt of vibrating bits in phones/ game controllers, and feeling people walking around you would just make it all super uncomfortable.

[@LoliLover36669]

@@GlitchedRed And the worst part is gorgons could easily tell if your doing your lone time business in your own bedroom. The bed's vibration could be felt across the room for a gorgon

[@KOTO-cod]

yea

[@ivancartoonist3164]

*"You can literally ride it...in two different ways"* This killed me 😂

[@JS-bf9dw]

exactly xDDDD

[@shade8608]

Like I said, that's provided she LETS you.

[@01Gshadow]

So, when you ride it, do you ride it on the anterior or posterior?

[@bugoman0530]

@@01Gshadow Both... Both is good

[@chinchillageneral]

The funniest thing to me is that this guy is legitimately very smart, he just uses that to explain internet terms

[@UNOwen-gl8cg]

Well somebody has to, otherwise the only credible theorists in these fields are the anons from /a/.

[@bungus87]

“profussy the piss trough is full” Looks like chat catches on pretty quick

[@GoldPrince2468]

I was fine with cleaning this place and getting a free ride scholarship… but then they install the piss troughs and they get backed up by quarter filled waifu jars. Do you know how to extricate a jar from a tube?? It’s not easy!

[@EarthButNotFlat]

@@GoldPrince2468 dawg

[@GoldPrince2468]

@@EarthButNotFlat This is my last year on campus and oh god there’s no end to the stained pillows. I’ve been trying to get approval to burn Mt. Waifu but there’s concerns that it’s a biohazard. Its existence is a biohazard. I had to donate lost jars to sperm banks and built up a good budget to power wash this whole place.

[@CrudDeposit]

This is WILD

[@GoldPrince2468]

I’m seeking therapy but at least I got my PhDD.

[@T2ThAdAwG]

This course was so good I actually failed it last semester just to take it again

[@mlgproplayer2915]

lol

[@Grimeygrotto]

Same, dude

[@gagskamo]

Oh that's why teach, Knew a little too well

[@kazuma7069]

Hear me out. Teaching a slime girl about emotions and see as your slimegirl waifu progressively becomes more human and you guys become a genuinely loving couple, knowing it was you who made it this way.

[@flamestarter231]

Grooming?

[@fishbuckethat]

Takes too much effort and patience! Mid

[@myapika5529]

Takes too much effort and patience, besides the high probability of failure, mid to low

[@kyng_spade]

Kinda sounds like grooming to me chief. 🤣🤣

[@Uberkilltoecheese]

@@flamestarter231 and?

[@turboskarner]

"Youre not realizing how horrific the spider monster girl is" Respectfully professor i dont think you realize how louche your students can be

[@Tyufvfv]

Honestly spider girls are high tier just look at Shiro after she becomes a god from so im a spider so what… also as any Dark Souls vet will tell you Quelaag and white lady are top tier waifus

[@milkysanswifeandgirlfriend2480]

Quelaag is mommy

[@FlamingNinjaBoi]

@@RealLofef Players be wantin' to cure her with their 'special medicine' - what are you not understanding?

[@ghuttsmckenzie4269]

He underestimates his class.

[@RyuuRider]

Thank you for this new, beautiful word you've taught me.

[@venificusmalatia4524]

I would like to make a counterpoint about the slime girl thing. Suu very clearly was concious, and understood things later on in the show. She learns very fast. She definitely was capable of thought, and understanding. She obviously had a connection with the MC, and made friends. I think Suu is absolutely top tier. Cute, lovable, LoveING, and capable of very accelerated learning.

[@snowboundwhale6860]

Also wasn't she literally capable of telepathy provided she's touching the person she's communicating with? Despite the common take, MonMu slimes didn't actually seem that unintelligent, our main example just started off basically feral

[@maodebo3301]

Also doesnt she become smarter if she drinks specific water? Its been a long time since I've last read the manga.

[@plusarik8879]

Is it theorized that with proper teaching and time a slime could become very much a genius, as most show feral behavior due to the usually known "monkey see, monkey do" method of learning (which in turn explains suu more lascivious tendencies when taking her household in mind). Even then the diet also influences this intelligence growth, as we have seen in the manga and anime that certain interactions with her body change her demeanor, poisonous food get her to be more aggressive and loose lipped, and in the sauna chapter in the manga you notice she became crazy smart due to the mineral baths (she was making kurusu taxes ffs) So in short, i think slimes are the ultimate lifeform in terms of monster waifu

[@maodebo3301]

@@plusarik8879 same

[@elizabethenglish5812]

YESSSS THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!! FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS!

[@insanityrat3063]

When do we get to the good monster girls like parasites, biblically accurate angels, and omnipresent formless eldritch gods

[@TheKorenji]

yes.

[@Cottonmouth255]

Give us this sequel Professor, the tapeworm girl growing in my lower intestine has been pestering me for dinner dates.

[@adonaiwashington2198]

@@Cottonmouth255 oh dear Lord

[@uncroppedsoop]

I love when a parasite is a sentient character and develops a functional cooperative relationship with their host, like in Venom 2018, so that being a _relationship_ relationship is just the logical conclusion

[@mrfunniman1199]

I hope that one day professor Lando is able to make a actual ligma University

[@liviawannavibe]

What are you saying, Ligma university is absolutly legit and real and legit

[@mrfunniman1199]

@@liviawannavibe holy shit this is epic

[@NKillBruh]

it will be a university of culture

[@Eirikasacredstones]

wHatS lIGma?

[@goodtimepoke]

Just saying: Before a college can start accepting students, it needs a degree-granting license. Each state has its own process, but usually you need to submit your university's curriculum to a committee for review. ... Without a license, you're not allowed to advertise your school as a degree-granting institution. So we just have to use lies and deception or write the greatest Internet meme university curriculum ever.

[@thenewseorarek9625]

"When my girlfriend broke my heart does that mean shes a monster girl" That poor guy

[@pussyeatergaycabin]

poor man

[@jeremyrossi2716]

Can we get some F’s for this man.

[@browngundam2170]

@@jeremyrossi2716 F

[@sirowl2519]

@@jeremyrossi2716 F

[@Francetheguy]

@@jeremyrossi2716 F

[@SkillSpider1908]

"Dying is the hot part" - Professor Lando's chat when the spider mommy was on screen I love this chat. They know what's up

[@lunk2569]

Bro idk bout you i just wanna cuddle some fluff or rub some scales. Dying aint on the table.

[@walterwallman3566]

@@lunk2569 same bro, same

[@cadengeer7961]

Remember guys, this is just the first semester. 2nd semester is when we're introduced to the classical Monster Girl sources, Monster Girl Quest and The Monster Girl Encyclopedia.

[@giustignardolachenotti958]

I'm looking forward to seeing in lesson the true monstrosities of Part III

[@plusarik8879]

I just hope the second half of the term goes into other depictions like the monster doctor or on the other side of the spectrum, the reviewers

[@Tyufvfv]

Don’t forget interspecies reviewers

[@plusarik8879]

@@Tyufvfv that's why I said the reviewers, i didn't remember the full name

[@ashendude3394]

@@Tyufvfv shit, I haven't studied yet. Interspecies review report is due tomorrow.

[@mihininja]

These videos are fucking legendary, I'm just waiting for the day he hosts irl lectures in front of thousands.

[@Themasterjtg]

He deserves it for how professionally he holds his classes every day

[@gsuhz41]

Survival

[@originlostborn369]

Love how he references Monster Girl Encyclopedia like it’s nothing

[@contradictinghypocrite3284]

What got me was "I talk about moster girl waifu; wiafu, not fleshlight", but what killed me was that the "human girl" is the ultimate "monster girl" 🤣

[@mivapusa]

Indeed, though here the monster parts are usually on the inside

[@spyrospycrab1815]

The required textbook for this course is the Monster Encyclopedia.

[@et1033]

Fuck yeah dude

[@dor748]

Never gonna need a laptop again.

[@Outuition]

Professor I have a lecture request/recommendation. Could you do a lecture on cringe? The concept of what is cringe, what makes something cringe worthy, etc. This would be a broad concept to cover but could be fruitful supplemental information to understand the cross section of many of these niche sub cultures.

[@Crakinator]

I like how he labeled the cladogram at the start "Vertebrates" and made sure to add a bone to the primordial soup of all life, but didn't change the crab.

[@DarcelineFarce]

Everything keeps evolving into crabs

[@anacondacomplex]

Even vertebrates would lose their bones just to become crabs

[@dappershinx9234]

The man can only have so many degrees, biology wasn't one of them

[@boberttheboss8990]

there is only one step and it is crab

[@nosidenoside2458]

Notes on the mermaid: Fish are slimy, they make mucus from their skin; this has antibacterial properties. You could do things with the mucus. They could likely use crutches and some sort of false foot to walk around. Also, the mucus makes the skin of a fish smooth and you can feel the muscle and stuff under it, that would be hot. They would likely be very dependent on where you lived, and would need some sort of full body swimsuit to swim in freshwater if they're an ocean fish, or vice versa, or for dirty water. Depictions of them also vary wildly, with some having a sort of human ass with fused together legs. there's also how beautiful they could be, just their scales, maybe a deep green.

[@abrahamwijaya6631]

Could this man is one of my people @Noside Noside

[@diegorodriguez-fl5kp]

Ah yes a very cultured fellow, i made mi own counter argument about harpys and briefly mentioned some of the point you made here bout mermaids as well

[@zzzlulzzz5080]

You mean "lube?"

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

@@zzzlulzzz5080 "fish lube" is something I never thought I would ever hear.

[@hrpang]

Personally, as much as it is basically fanservice stuff, they had absolutely no reason to map out their biology, behaviour and culture when they made them. My hope is to one day have a Monster Musume and Monster Girl Doctor crossover.

[@antifurro7065]

one series takes place in a fantasy world and the other takes place in the modern world so a crossover is impossible

[@Sabotai2]

@@antifurro7065 G. A. T. E. disagrees

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

@@Sabotai2 well, they're not gate

[@gameman3981]

I know that this is random but: Monster Musume was actually based on a hentai made by Monster Musume's creator and honestly said hentai is super-wholesome.

[@kin4386]

That's what I like about it. It's an echi fanservice first, but I genuinely appreciate how much effort went into the cultural and biological aspects of the Monsters. It's actually pretty interesting.

[@ZanraiKid]

A note regarding mermaids in general. Certainly, modern interpretations of the mermaid have them as demure and incapable of surviving on land without the aid of humans. Historical accounts would beg to differ, certainly. Mermaids and sirens are similar in both nature and physiology, and sirens are slept on mid-tier. In addition, mermaids, much like lamia, have variations in regards to the species of creature the animalistic/monstrous half exhibits. Ergo, I put forward that while mermaids are low tier, shark and dolphin mermaids are in fact top tier. Why? Sharks, dom tomboys of the ocean that can be antisocial but given the right circumstances will treat you as a friend and put you in a chokehold daily. Dolphins, yanderes of the ocean. They inspire such beautiful prose and are near humanistic in intelligence. Yet, they are aggressively territorial and the moment you actually do the do... that pussy jelly. Sheeeeesh.

[@SahnigReingeloetet]

Preach

[@noneofyourbusiness2854]

*holy shit-*

[@wyattpatton1180]

Interesting. This will defenently have to go into my research notes for the future.

[@djpigeon9140]

Oh that's right dolphins have that jelly that can actually make you bust CONTINUALLY until you die

[@terrified057t4]

Orca girls: don't touch them. you will die.

[@MrJjk1000]

I can feel a new wrinkle form on my brain for every second this man speaks, truly astounding.

[@lamtungbenny6214]

One thing I admire him is that he's able to dive into things that are kind of absurd and make straightforward brainstorm and discussions about it, which I think is hilarious and amazing at the same time, good job Professor, get that 1M subs before 2025

[@BasedBuffet]

Professor will you also be teaching the “Mommy Monday” and “Tomboy Tuesday ” class?

[@Blama_]

*MOMMY MONDAYS MARSTON!!!*

[@Kot-su3zl]

FEMBOY FRIDAY

[@BasedBuffet]

@@Kot-su3zl I NEED IT!!

[@Cheeseyer]

Thrusty Thursday, Women Wednesday

[@HanMestov]

Glad to be able to visit this wonderful campus, with such great professors and students

[@clintbeastwood5116]

I love how quickly your channel is blowing up, professor. I attended the first lecture uploaded here and I'm amazed and inspired by the increase in fellow scholars.

[@zerkker6096]

The fact that I recognize Monster Musume characters without fail is a thought that has haunted me for years.

[@Cr4bc4kes]

It's amazing how, even in the introductory classes, the importance of the Lamia in monster girl history is emphasized. How Alice incepted the population of weebs a decade ago to create the monster girl boom of the mid to late 2010's is just insane.

[@luxured8999]

I love how he didn’t erase the “tail” until he moved to the next subject

[@adonaiwashington2198]

Bet he wanted that butt plug...I mean tail to sink in our minds

[@arandomweeb1890]

I'm so glad that Professor Lando always uploads during my break time at school so I can watch him and get an actual education

[@schirzkizzwellermen9089]

Weeb 101

[@altrivotzck6565]

It's kinda weird that he noticed that Medusa was a specific character, but not that Echidna was, too. Sounds like he needs to study mythology a bit more. Echidna isn't just a more scaly lamia, she is the primodial monstergirl. In greek myth, she is the mother of most other monsters, and in many "stories" involving echinda, they make use of this idea (even though in actual greek myth, echidna is definitely not the first monster) (a good example is 212640, and it has like 10 sequels) Also, "melusines" in actual myth are more of a mermaid spirit thing than winged lamias.

[@kanashi333]

thank you for saying that, I was a bit disappointed watching this lesson

[@ananimeprofilepicture.9876]

@@kanashi333 I don’t know why you’re expecting perfection on this channel of all things

[@evanmontague9456]

69th like lol

[@Bighomie39]

Knuckles invented monster girls?

[@thefunnyaerialman]

@@Bighomie39 *"oh no"*

[@blokvader8283]

When this mans started talking about the Orc girl, the amount of "DEATH!... by Snu Snu!" comments are amazing

[@Profussy]

Thanks for watching and studying up, students! There was a lot more I was unable to cover, so please expect more Monster Girl Material in the future. Please let me know what other topics you want to learn about in the comments! Thank you all again for your continued enthusiasm for knowledge - I'm shocked at how quickly our school has grown. I'll do my best to meet those expectations!

[@user-nc7jt7fi3u]

AB/DL

[@dakotahondalock5621]

‘Twas a pleasure

[@jaddelarosa6643]

Can't wait for next lesson.

[@gorcshurut4934]

I greatly appreciate how you opened my eyes to the glory of Centaur girls, Professor. But I do have to voice my issue, which is that Slimes, as Ditto-like they may start, they learn incredibly fast, so they will probably go Oppenheimer on you in a matter of Weeks. I also experienced a disturbing lack of Kobolds in this lecture. Please adjust the curriculum, Professor.

[@VkklVkkl]

Professor, what will our next lesson be?

[@jauda3245]

"if monster musume is required reading i've already finished it" amen

[@nisc2001]

oh yo! that was me!

[@yourlocalcarguy6209]

Yes

[@jhunmaryunzal3517]

Lol remember the farm arc. So funny to me.

[@cye2310]

Yeah, it's echii I know but it's educational too, and really solidifying my love for slime girls especially Suu. They can change how they look, impersonate people, detect poison, collect water and drink from her, different variety with different personalities, and slimy.

[@marieisthebestsquidsister]

@@cye2310 A man of culture i see

[@kitsunechaos1837]

Man spends time praising Centaurs, only to be viscerally against Arachnes, which arguably share many negative traits with Centaurs, having the same general body shape. While an Arachne would be carnivorous, which is a bit terrifying if you’re on her bad side, there’s still the issue of inhuman downstairs. -unless we’re talking the MGE version, but that’s just so many types of confusing- Also HELL YEAH FOR THE ORC/ONI PART

[@BioMatic2]

It killed my soul when he putted crabs under vertebrates Also the problem with the centaurs is there is often quite a distance between the injection point and the air bags making it dificult for dual interaction. Edit: also mizone is the master of the craft

[@lemonlupinreuben5362]

A master professor in this field

[@argentum1738]

What if they had horse mammaries (which would be located near the horse's hindquaters)?

[@Eagle3302PL]

@@argentum1738 Ideally they have both.

[@altrivotzck6565]

Something I think is interesting that I often notice when looking at monster girl tier lists is that there are three monster girl types that are almost always at the top. Two of these are expected: succubus girls & slime girls. But there is a third, less expected type: Ghost girls. I love ghost girls, but it's interesting to see that most other people do, too. I guess the common thing about these is that even even for people who don't like other monster girls (centaurs, lamias, arachnes) that much, they can often appreciate these three. According to that logic, you might expect elf girls to be up there, too, and for many people they are, but for people who like other monstergirls, elf girls aren't usually rated that highly, because they are barely different from humans.

[@ldobehardcore]

That slimes are so popular shows how most people are "mouth thinkers". Slimes as a class suffer from low intelligence. That combined with the fact that slimes also are nearly impossible to contain means that your fuck buddy you keep on the dl is gonna ooze out in front of company.

[@jooot_6850]

Wouldn't call elves monsters in my book. They are too humanoid to be called that

[@jiggy247bp8]

I love how the professor's explanation of the Cladogram just fell apart more and more as he was explaining it

[@Paratroopersteark]

i also would like to add, slime often are depicted as these unicelular beings that consume every organic matter it envelops much like a cell does, a Gigantic colonic composed of a single sentient or non-sentient single cell organism this could be applied to the slime girl in a sense where, during coitus, if she has that blank stare towards its fleshy partner, she could be very much concentrating to not digest him. (also, sorry if my english isn just plain terrible)

[@jasojaso1146]

Good point

[@asierx7047]

They are also depicted as being incredibly acidic to the point they can corrode metal, so i would rather not engage in physical contact

[@elhornio5408]

So if I fall onto her while she is eating does that mean that I get partly eaten

[@nocursewm2938]

Actually, Bob in Monsters vs Aliens, kinda made me wonder about this. He absorbed people into his body without even beginning to digest them. But when he was fed food like ham it began to digest immediately.

[@probablychuuni]

This might be for a higher level course but what's the professor's take on ishizoku reviewers and monster girl quest as course materials?

[@Gracynvh]

I love reading ishizoku reviewers ^.^

[@chillax319]

Interspecies Reviewers are a great way to, in comedic format, explore such weird ideas.

[@anthonyrios2311]

Favorite anime of 2020

[@bane2201]

Wow, just realized you gained 300K subs in under a week. Good job winning the YT recommendation lottery! Glad you did, you deserve it.

[@SaintAnger-01]

“By the end of the night, I wanna look like a parachute, that has been deployed.” -Professor Lando

[@dewotm8]

Sence this is my major here is my homework on my favorite monster girl species: “Why dragon girls are my favorite.” by an anonymous viewer: Point #1: Kiryu coco and zentreya. Point #1.5: Dragon girls have Variety; Now for me on the scale I’m about a 2 but dragon girls have more variety on the scale, from anime only wings, tail, and horns to Dragonborn from dnd. Point 2: Dragon girls are fairly warm so when spoonin it should be pretty nice. they are cold blooded aswell so they will actively seek out heat. Point 3: ITS A DANG DRAGON!!! I’m most media dragon girls have two forms From humanoid to literal dragon, IMAGINE FLYING ON THE BACK OF A DRAGON EVERY DAY TO WORK!!! However in my research I have discovered some cons: Con 1(if you see that as a con): very positive: If one was very close to a dragon girl they might be considered it’s treasure, and the it will act very positive over you. Con number 2: massive apatite: Self explanatory. Con number 3: can sometimes set things on fire by mistake: Sometimes a little fire can slip out so you might want to keep a fire extinguisher on stand by. And that concludes my presentation on my favorite monster girl species.

[@adriaanschoombie8573]

You are very wize. Dragon girls are indeed the best.

[@cyclone141]

I agree. Dragon girls are easily the best

[@adam-ft2ny]

you forgot that dragon girls are cold blooded, meaning that they need constant sources of heat.

[@dewotm8]

@@adam-ft2ny fixed it my dude!

[@araara-baelz2ndapostleshol83]

Hey, another fellow Cultured Lad! Noice taste you got there

[@jaydubbzit3551]

"Stealing... Your heart 😟" LMFAO! I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Absolutely perfect delivery.

[@mylesobrien7477]

As a monster girl biology major I mostly study the centaur species. It's a passion of mine.

[@aSentientPickle]

as the ultimate virgin I am not allowed to interact with women of any kind

[@AznJsn82091]

I can't wait to read your paper on it

[@plushytv5295]

As a professional in Monster Girl Biology, I am working to craft a Theorem about Monster Girl species through book form.

[@gregorym1190]

Glad to see someone in the same field of study

[@MonkeyDLuffy-fd2dn]

futa or non futa....or both?

[@thanewolf740]

Monster girls media wasn't built in a day, the people of interesting tastes begun to have likings to bunny girls, cow girls, and cat girls. Then slowly many begun exploring the possibility of creating monster girls from real animals such as dogs, wolves, and foxs.but i believe back then they aren't really considered monster girls it was only when rise of monster girls based on mythical, legends, and fictional creatures that the term of monster girls begun to surface. This is how I think what happened

[@dreemingofu8318]

Dang, and the only voice I could read this in was the Storyteller's. Needless to say, it fits in perfectly.

[@inevitablesound7465]

Bunny girls are b- tier, cow girls S tier, catgirls A tier, dog girls A tier (korone is ss tier though), wolves are A tier, foxes are A+ tier [+ and - indicate place within the tier]. Goblin girls are a solid B tier, mantis girls are b-(they’re pretty cool until they suddenly starting eating you alive headfirst), druids are A-, and I mostly agree with professor about the ones mentioned in the video.

[@ellisaustinpalacay2799]

Insect girls are god tier, no question

[@inevitablesound7465]

@@ellisaustinpalacay2799 kind of depends on the insect. Bee girls are great, but I’m usually not the biggest fan of centipede girls. I do agree that most insects are great though

[@SpartanChief17C]

@@inevitablesound7465 keep in mind, there is one wolf girl who is SS tier: Holo. Best waifu. End of story.

[@awesomesmileyguy]

"What monster girl is the best waifu?" Yeti: Allow me to introduce myself

[@JoofHoward]

My man

[@awesomesmileyguy]

@@JoofHoward A fellow gentleman of culture, I see?

[@nichardrixon3427]

The twitch chat is just a little cherry on top that makes this the perfect package

[@peytongonzaga7109]

Who else really needed this lesson? I'm glad to be attending Ligma U.

[@Shizzy5321]

Aren't we all?

[@Beast_Of_Madness]

My parents are so proud I got accepted.

[@CertifiedHuntingHornNoob]

@one person Nya~

[@malakai_adam]

Yes I failed this portion of the ACT in highschool so I needed the refresher

[@ScumDogMF]

Wouldn't it be better as University of Ligma?

[@starfruittherainwing9018]

This is my new favorite channel on this platform

[@happyhattergamer8078]

Professor Lando: Talks about monster girl. Me, with my sister looking over my shoulder: *I'm studying for a test, sis!*

[@williamkeith9865]

This is easily some of the funniest and most entertaining original content in a while.

[@shilithidsface]

If for some reason you could have a relationship with some of these monster girls (except for the slime because she don't know what happen and... ¡because it's impossible!), she will need to adapt to your needs, but especially you to hers, because she is not like you and you are not like her, you are different species. *However, fantasies continue to arise, because for something we love them.*

[@howardmurphy8019]

As a monster girl enjoyer myself, you really got me with that ending.

[@teaganpatel3790]

"My favorite, the centaur" "Harpy is bottom tier; Birds are gross!" Bruh have you ever seen a fuckin' horse?

[@abrahamwijaya6631]

The reason female centaur like him is Because his PP to them is shota size... Basically he will get an Ara Ara centaur

[@randomgy679]

Dude the point is he wants to be fuckin a horse

[@taloscal]

@@abrahamwijaya6631 in that case wouldn't he love the arachne then, female spiders are always huge compared to males so it makes sense that they'd all have a mommy energy or be full on shotacons.

[@MrKilleralien]

True if you think of an Ara Ara Situation Arachne are perfect especially by binding others against their will, but he would probably not want that but tries to tell that he got something that pleases a centaur. Also if he would be directly going for Centrea his child would be easy to take care (explanation = Spoiler)

[@redsoldier6828]

This video has gone into my recommended about 15 times and I’ve finally caved into watching it

[@CodinskiSchwartzando]

Before Mon Musume, Rosario+Vampire was easily the best reference for monster girls. However, the key difference between Mon Mu and R+V is that the girls in Mon Mu are mostly human/furry hybrids (lamia, centaur, harpy, etc.), whereas the girls in R+V are moreso human adjacent (vampires, succubi, yuki onna, etc.)

[@angelmissaellizarragagarci105]

Time to see Rosario vampire

[@shork_vt]

Im legit just impressed by his art skills. Plus the lecture was the best course ive ever taken lol

[@thesnortfort]

I love how crazy chat went when he mentioned the human girl

[@o_o-037]

*FUN FACT:* Mermaids aren't actually part fish, but are actually sea mammals. Mammals are the ONLY creatures to feed their young with milk. Mermaids have breasts, which means they produce milk, and are thus mammals. A Fish would flap its vertical tail from side-to-side to propel itself forward, a Sea Mammal would flap its horizontal tail up & down. A Mermaid flapping her body from side-to-side would look weird, so they're clearly mammals.

[@MrKilleralien]

just throwing dove milk into the ring , but otherwise it would be a good point to say that every monster girl would be a mammal in that view. That goes on with other points like warmblooded and sexual intercourse.

[@InquisitorShepard]

It's actually a mistranslation. Looking at a medusa doesn't make you turn in to stone, looking at a medusa makes you rock hard.

[@thenutofspardavergil8501]

literally this has served me more in life than what they have taught me in school

[@mc.gemstone]

Jokes and goofs aside. If there was an actual class that taught about it, I would probably be pretty good at it I just love monster girls or just overall monsters and mythology. It is just fun to learn about and I have been fascinated by them for as long as I can remember. Where it being monsters or monsters girls or anything in between I think they're all pretty cool and neat. c:

[@mrrey3481]

Can you be...One of my people?

[@shade8608]

Yeah. It DEFINITELY IS interesting. Too bad beings like THESE, live ONLY in our imaginations. Not in corporeal REALITY. AKA, The reality in which we LIVE. Though, I DO recall something about there being SCPs, and 1 of them, was SCP-166, "The Teenage Succubus". She was raised in a church in England, til she was discovered, and was SUPPOSEDLY shipped overseas to the US, cuz, there is an ENTIRE SECRETIVE BRANCH of power, that reports directly to the President, and SUPPOSEDLY, they help secure, contain, and protect US from the various anomalies that appear, as well as protect THEM, from being wiped out, and ultimately destroyed by our hands. She is HALF-human. Meaning, her TOP HALF, is human, her BOTTOM half, is that of something like a goat. She has 2 goat-like legs. She was SUPPOSEDLY, the daughter of an Agent Clef, who works for the SCP Foundation, and a being, only known as "The Goddess", or "Mother Nature". SCPs are all, generally, weird as f@#$. SOME are incredibly LETHAL, but, SCPs like HER, are supposedly NON-lethal. I mean, her power, is that she can cause plant life, to GROW OUT OF ANYTHING that ain't natural. Meaning, phones, computers, and anything ELSE that is tech-based. Anything that ACTUALLY requires power to operate. By US, I mean the entire f@#$ing WORLD. As in, ALL of humanity.

[@lilybalani2973]

Oh that's the new version of her I like the old version better though since it had a better storyline and more connections with a certain Someone

[@s-tXeno]

@@shade8608 scps aren’t real…

[@edmundoandrade5113]

Nerd 🤓👆

[@xemnasxiii3992]

This entire video: very based The end: We've been tricked we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled lmao Great video

[@Jesus8998]

"Let's just say there's a bone in the soup..." Ah yes, single-boned organisms, of course...

[@Tipsy_Turby]

We literally went from frogs, and fish to cat boys. lmao Albert Eisenstein would approve.

[@matsmax9272]

Have you read up on "The monster girl encyclopedia"? I feel like it is a resources that would be essential in this discussion since it is the source material of many of the more popular monster girl media.

[@atomicspartan131]

The one by Kenkou Cross? He had it up on the board for a bit. Can confirm, it is very informative

[@vastanowinters3934]

@@atomicspartan131 The individual entries of Monster Girls are good. However it's such a shame that plot based lores are inconsistent.

[@gutturalbanshee72]

For the Lady Demitrescu question, there is a difference between a “monster girl” and a”Female monster”. Monster girl being part monster part girl has clear differences between the Monster and girl. Centaur has a girl upper body and monster lower body. Lady D has no clear line between monster and girl aspects.

[@uncroppedsoop]

to be fair, she's definitely a monster, and a woman, but it seems like those are relatively separated aspects to her. she's a vampire who presents herself as an extremely human character. it comes down to the execution if you ask me, and she seems far too close to being just a very large woman that has huge claws and can shrug off gunshots, than a mix between a monster and a girl (also you just described how furries work with that last part lol)

[@snea3291]

The fact that he keeps a straight face the whole time is the best part

[@bittersweetvictory8541]

the funny thing about monster girl subculture as a whole is that without meaning to it makes anyone explaining its lore to people who don’t normally consume it how possessive it is. like it’s specifically written to appeal to the rent-a-girlfriend crowd for the most part. i do enjoy monster girls as a concept tho, namely the monster girl encyclopedia series. wish most of the designs weren’t lolis tho smh.

[@diegorodriguez-fl5kp]

They can grow older dont they?

[@bittersweetvictory8541]

@@diegorodriguez-fl5kp i assume so but almost all of the art of the loli girls stay lolis n it’s * shudders *

[@awesomesmileyguy]

Wait, most? I thought they were only a few, like Alices and Dormouse (not saying I like those, by the way, I avoid lolis like the plague)

[@bittersweetvictory8541]

@@awesomesmileyguy it’s been a while so i could’ve been wrong in my description

[@ghennahforde382]

So true

[@alphavonthraxus3739]

I see he found the best species. Slime girls. Please do ask me, a resident fluibiologist (nonsolid life scientist) anything you wish to know about slimes

[@dontaskquestions8721]

Dimetresque isn't a monster girl she's just a human, but vampiric. She's the same person as she was as a human, but now she Chug Jugs Blood wine.

[@iang7244]

She's 9'8, can extend claws, super strength and can literally transform into some fucked up dragon beast thing. How is this not a monster girl?

[@alexgrubb1057]

I won’t.

[@zeph769]

@@iang7244 She can be both a 'monster' and a 'girl', but that doesn't mean she's a full monster girl

[@Misha-dr9rh]

How can you tell our future generation of monsterologists that slime girls are mid tier? Very disappointed, however your closing statement that human girls are the ultimate monsters is a new perspective that the monsterology field needs.

[@LucasF25]

Well, i understand the statement, he wants a fully sentient partner, that's fair. Besides, bug girls are superior either way

[@Misha-dr9rh]

@@LucasF25 Who says slime girls don't have human level intelligence or above? One of the good parts about them is that they can turn into anything, for example: 352583, MGE, Vol. 2, Page 167, Shoggoth. They can turn into a bed, a chair, anything you want, likely including a bug girl, which is likely not possible without high intelligence. They'll never cheat on you, they'll never ditch you, never hurt you, etc. They are completely devoted to you. That is why slime girls are based.

[@name-uh5ee]

Slime girls are by far the absolute best, they can turn into the shape of anything or anyone you want, you can see inside them, you can penetrate them anywhere, which means all the bois can join the fun, and they have total control over their bodies Which means they can do more than any other monster girl

[@rhett6946]

Glad to see how popular Prof. Lando has become recently, his classes are really something else! Oh btw best monstergirl is Polt/Kobolds

[@sr71sr71]

"Theres a single bone in the soup, or something" I dont know why, but I just bust out laughing at that line alone

[@iglesianinagenda4124]

Professor Lando was the one Being in the whole world, focusing, studying, and lecturing us about Monster Girls seriously. i Love this

[@shadow9774]

13:00 There are hairless spiders. Not sure how terrifying a spider girl's eyes would be. Some spiders have cute looking eyes; not sure if there are any that are hairless with those types of eyes. The problem would be is sleeping with them not sex, just sleeping. Spiders sleep "standing up" and usually in a web or under things like small crevices or dig holes. Not a good sleeping situation.

[@aircall2065]

I mean hey, you could lay ontop of her if she cool with that.

[@shadow9774]

@@aircall2065 Even if she does, I doubt you will get sound sleep. Anytime you or her move you will wake the other. It's made worse if you or her have to use the bathroom during the night, or if one of you just can't sleep and needs to "toss and turn". In her case it would be bad for you, especially if you are hanging from a web in the air.

[@bosssensi506]

But, I heard that spider females eat males after done sleeping with them. Not good Idea.

[@shadow9774]

@@bosssensi506 Some might, though that doesn't happen across all species. Just like how some spider's young eat them after they hatch from their eggs. An arachne's animalistic instinct may also be reduced or changed as they are more humanoid than your average spider. If my memory serves me right many species of monster girls in monster musume require humans in order to continue their species. I'm 100% positive the naga/lamia do.

[@aircall2065]

@@bosssensi506 Well, female spiders do that outta being likely hungry, and a small mate whos likely exhausted from mating would be a easy catch. Compare that to a spider-girl, who is capable of thinking with the intelligence of a human. She could just go clean herself up and get a snack elsewhere, instead of eating this guy who was kind enough to give her that pipe.

[@yiggieyheese1096]

I’m gonna be painfully honest I have learned more from professor lando than I have in all my time in school from preschool to graduation.

[@ScorpionStrike7]

This is one of the greatest sessions I’ve ever witnessed!

[@abysmal5599]

Professor Lando has found THE perfect niche for KZbin content. Keep it up king!

[@statesminds]

Anyone that like monster girls that don't already know, make sure to play Moero Crystal H or Moero Chronicles. It's a nice dungeon crawling, mongirl waifu hunter game. It's good for an extra curricular activity for Ligma U.

[@mikethegoo]

... Funny, I like birds, and I honestly would prefer a harpy over a centaur... And I feel like both can be dirtier depending on circumstances. I personally feel like horses are dirtier... Funny, since my persona is partially based on Suu, and honestly, I feel like the slime is more innocent and blank slate-ish. They aren't empty, they just are blank until they learn. And spiders... As fun as the fantasy sounds, you need to keep ik a lot on the human side and all, the body kept bald, not hairy tarantula, the dominance, but not carnivorous. Else it would be an honest nightmare for everyone who doesn't have a fetish. I would personally think small ones would work too. Think about thinking "ahh, they're just a few fairies" or something... And then ending up being tied with tiny strings and being dominated by a few tiny, teasy little girls. Also, it all depends on how far the slider is... Take a minotaur. In the original myth, it's a man with a bull tail and head, no hooves, no specifically muscular body, just a man with a bull head and tail... Now you CAN go further and give it a buff body and hooves... If it's a girl even udders to keep it logical... But for example, if one were into feet, wouldn't a minotaur with human feet, a human head with a big nose and horns instead of a bull head and just the tail sound better than these unhandy hooves? Or an arachnid with just two eyes, or even in the sense of just being some kind of literal Spider-man? (as in, look like a person, but be able to produce web).

[@cecilrhodes2153]

Don’t forget to read Creature Girls, it’s a very good material that uses Xenobiology to produce plausible monster girls with fantastically realistic biological premises. For example, one of the major features common in this world is conjoinment. Lesser demons, centaurs, and Arachne are all conjoined, with Arachne being conjoined triplets. They somehow successfully adapted to this body plan, turning into their own unique species. It also uses fantastic Xenobiology to produce terrifying monsters, such as the treant, which is a giant cnidarian with BONES, horrible thing...

[@Linosek279]

So xenobiology, or Xenobiology?