Explaining the Killer Bean Schizopost

[@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932]

No link to the video, and no mention of what it's actually even titled so we can see it ourselves first for context?

[@StonewareFox]

The only upload of it on youtube has an unconventional title and might not be the OP but here you go kzbin.info/www/bejne/faTVaqZmm9J9kNUsi=FAZUH8AFjy00TS3p

[@EllisHudsonn]

@@StonewareFoxthank you dude

[@taysondynastyemperor5124]

He literally says the video’s name in this video’s title. You’re basically bitching at two men in an orchard for giving you a stool for picking apples instead of them picking the apples for you.

[@StonewareFox]

@@taysondynastyemperor5124 keep comments friendly plz ❤️

[@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932]

@@taysondynastyemperor5124 No he doesn't. He describes it as "The Killer Bean Schizopost", but that's a name that he gave it. It's not the actual name of the video, nor did he ever claim it was. He even responded to my comment with a link to the video (which I appreciate), and the linked video doesn't have the title "Killer Bean Schizopost".

[@pastyIe]

Stoneware Fox does not seem like the type of guy to commit suicide with 5 bullets in the back of his head, or die in a gas explosion, as well as disappear in the middle of the woods. That’s just what I think though.

[@biosupdate7449]

Yeah, he strikes me as more of a heart attack victim who just happened to be standing by a cliff side

[@aibrainlet8041]

@@pastyIe If I was google, I would send him a check and ask him to make another video just like it. By passing it off as "MeMes" and "sChiZo" he's doing Google's job for them.

[@Koz4k]

@@biosupdate7449 He seems one of those people that might fall out of the basement's window

[@autastic1]

Yeah but is a fan of David Carradine?

[@x2c.diamundz]

This video was literally recommended right after i got recommended the schizo post lol

[@mfundoh8148]

Me too. Right now. 😂

[@BingusLover45]

Same

[@petermmm42]

ME TOO

[@yokothespacewhale]

It was a webm I saw at least a year ago though I would guess a couple more. I think someone finally posted it on KZbin and/or it got picked up for some reason

[@tarekcat1]

For me i Got this recommended after i saw a repost of it on discord

[@Howtoeatrocks]

I fully believe if you’re a “person of interest” there is nothing you can do to hide your activities ngl.

[@norger]

my nokia 3310 is laughing

[@handletemplate]

​@@norger the fed monitoring it since the time you first bought it:

[@norger]

@@handletemplate 3310 lacks the hardware capability to even run the most optimized/simplest spying software most they can do is track the sim using a cell tower

[@railworksamerica]

enrolling in NASA and leaving the planet

[@ChucksSEADnDEAD]

​@@norger Stingray cell tower spoofer hears the laugh.

[@Mutantvine]

This is the adult version of being afraid your mom is going to access your browser history

[@aarvlo]

well yeah the government doesn't care about YOUR data but giving them this amount of control can lead to things such as arresting protest attendants using their data, going after political organizers, journalists and whistleblowers and even in extreme cases planting evidence to discredit or prosecute people of interest

[@1whospeaks]

Not really your mom for the most part has your best interests at heart. Government agents make arrests to justify their salary.

[@GodsFavDrunkDriver]

except your mom won't disappear you without a trace...

[@Bob-bs9ok]

Your mom probobly ain't gonna kill yourself for looking up the wrong things (though some def deserve it)

[@AverageMichaelJordans]

my mom wanted to stop me from playing flash games that was not in my best interest at all

[@noname18305]

It's actually far worse than you think.

[@peanutgallery4]

IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE

[@theyfw_ash]

Does it get worse than Epstein's island, chat?

[@mindovermachine9501]

​@@theyfw_ash Yes. There are horrors far beyond our comprehension. Death beyond the physical body.

[@lambda653]

It's as bad as it could possibly be. The government can backdoor literally every single post 2010 machine, and there's nothing anyone could do to prevent them from doing that. You would have to use a device made before intel management engine and AMD platform security chip.

[@spawel1]

@@peanutgallery4 the necrocapital singularity is coming, we shall all be sacrificed to the old ones upon the day

[@teethpaste8568]

“i do not own any firearms” “i do not wish to harm myself in any way” poor guy is gonna be found dead by multiple self inflicted gunshot wounds 😢

[@HeldIntegral]

Turns out he was lying, he killed himself a week ago

[@coolguydoesstuff7876]

I can't believe that tomorrow he unfortunately was found with two self inflicted gunshots in the back of the head 😔

[@Catho.]

My room went green after watching this video

[@borntopwnyou]

Federal agent glow so bright

[@smokeyplane3285]

was bro infiltrated or recruited?

[@Catho.]

@@smokeyplane3285 theyre holding mhe hodstage pls help help ACK

[@Catho.]

THE FEDS DELETED MY CALL FOR HELP

[@apidimus7347]

Glow in the dark n

[@PuppyFromTheAlt]

> used the term "Deep Web" to describe the Tor Network … aah! Federal agent! FEDERAL AGENT!!!

[@RainbowGod666]

I mean its not "The" deep web but its an efficient escalator Now if the feds could enjoy the sights instead of jacking off to the idea of a promotion... 🙄🙄🙄

[@zeriel9148]

I'm old enough to remember when "the dark web" was just called "the internet".

[@RainbowGod666]

@@zeriel9148 zamn Bro was on ARPANET fr

[@trianglemoebius]

The Tor network *is* a deep web service, it's just that the 'deep web' is nowhere near as scary as people think it is. "Deep Web" just means sites that aren't indexed by search engines, and "dark web" is similar but also they can't be accessed off of specific browsers. Just because people think that means hitmen and Cheese Pizza when it really means mostly databases or whatnot doesn't make Tor any less a fit.

[@kiwirooks7299]

Same, I miss it :/ ​@@zeriel9148

[@panqueque445]

"Even your smart fridge is susceptible to this" NOOOOO NOT MY GAMING RIG

[@eldritchhorrorwithwifi]

Man, so tragic that Stoneware Fox committed suicide tomorrow via multiple gunshots to the back and tying himself up and driving himself off a cliff 😞

[@CultReport]

he didn't show any signs of depression, just shows to go how people hide their true feelings when they needhelp

[@real_broski]

video called:just a regular killerbean post,nothing at all song in schizopost:clubbed to death(rob doughan)

[@zyndrolith]

thank you for sacrificing your livelihood so i can understand the funny words

[@StonewareFox]

There are federal agents outside my house

[@salpertia]

Ironically. Feds request the data of people who watch certain videos as well. Good luck bud

[@SuhbanIo]

@@salpertia you too

[@oliver1784]

@@StonewareFoxbro is getting gangstalked 💀

[@posteriorpepperoni]

​@@StonewareFoxcertified grayscale RDJ moment

[@arthurconanthebarbarian1288]

you know the schizopost is a banger when it gets a breakdown video

[@methe0dds]

The original post freaked me the fuck out. It's just the fucking vibe of it, it's bone-chilling, like imagine if the background was just a black screen.

[@NotFine]

Yeah, it's pretty sinister lol, even though I probably will never make the government angry

[@Strider1Wilco]

It's just a song from the matrix

[@methe0dds]

@Strider1Wilco idk man, the track amplifies the feelings of paranoia, but I feel as though if the bg music was just static noise it'd still creep the living -ish outta me. It's the text on the screen that gets me.

[@Tepaneca]

​@methe0dds knowing there's people out there who can find you and spy on you without you knowing or without any rules to stop them is terrifying. Video made the government seem supernatural

[@Saul_641]

it got recommended to me at 11pm... i couldnt sleep that day

[@cenni1887]

Alternate timeline Wendigoon

[@liminalityy_]

that's actually such a good description

[@ChucksSEADnDEAD]

Alternate timeline InPraiseOfShadows where he actually is a big fan of Wendigoon

[@bastardblizzard]

Wendihenchman

[@sisterfister7891]

@@bastardblizzard _YOU_

[@HaitiSpaceAgency]

And hopefully less of a hateful freak.

[@PolterDev]

I like how its still refered to as the schizopost even tho every single thing is true on various degrees

[@Renosen]

The FBI's first line of defense in containing the information, make it sound like misinformation

[@Sonictheoofhog4]

we legally have to call it that or the feds will come to our houses and interrogate us

[@Irongaze86]

This gives off similar energy as: “Conspiracy theorists are just people who figure out the truth before everyone else.”

[@myusername3689]

​@Irongaze86 And unfortunately they will die first

[@Psydvckthefirst]

@@Renosen well there was an opinion that the term "conspiracy theory" was forced after Kennedy died as a psyop to debunk everything because even the wording "theory" already implies being wrong in some degree and devalues the conversation. Well, at least now after the work is done.

[@brunobucciaratiswife]

So the government can randomly tap into their friends, family and neighbors (Snowden confirmed this) but they DONT go after everyone who searches for/sends/receives/uploads cheese pizza material??? :/ yeah “just keeping the country safe!!” My ass

[@ThisMansNameIsKirby]

They're not going to snitch on their business partners.

[@bulletopera409]

@@ThisMansNameIsKirby Can’t wait for trump to get into office just so he can sign off on the papers that dismantle the alphabet groups

[@nicknewaccount7536]

its their big money maker you know? da finders be out findin some keedz

[@kotakooler]

wasnt it confirmed they ran one of the biggest places to get CP? ofc theyre not shutting it down thats profit baybee

[@trianglemoebius]

@@kotakooler They didn't run it, they took it over. Some creep made it, and the FBI took control of it when they seized his assets via arrest. Since the guy wasn't an idiot he wasn't logging any of the user's identifiable information, so they couldn't just shut it down and check the logs. What they did was change the behind-the-scenes security so it would log far more information on everyone, and using this plus the fact that it already had a lot of users who trusted it, were able to find and put a lot of bad people behind bars. At the price, of course, of the site staying up for a bit longer so all its users would visit it. Say what you want about the FBI - there's a lot to say - in this case I think they did the right thing. The more p*edos in jail, the better.

[@sethbingo]

Michael Hastings in Minecraft was investigating the head of an alphabet organization when he decided to lose control of his car

[@spacejambluray2591]

Never forget

[@shotgun6X]

Never forget

[@BlueTyphoon2017]

When was this? And there any proof that organization actually killed him?

[@SillyStupidHead]

​@BlueTyphoon2017 they are able to remotely access your vehicle to steer it. Draw your own conclusions on what happened.

[@mike26037]

If your car has steer assist, or park assist, or any self driving capabilities, the government can absolutely take it over

[@sprolyborn2554]

You can go even further back than self driving aids. Any car that had OnStar could be hijacked. Well, insofar that the car could be shut off at will.

[@apidimus7347]

And they did multiple times

[@Josh-pn3wz]

or anybody else who wants to.Not just "the governement".

[@ct-gt2dt]

You didn’t listen good enough. It’s worse than that.

[@gavinmitchell3709]

not if I implement it myself >:D

[@SparrettCrow]

That schizo post gave me chills only the early days of KZbin could give me: creepypasta / controversy videos about world ending news and so on, especially that music... It's becoming mental trauma now

[@joshuapurdy7065]

I miss those early KZbin days

[@tidedetergentyummy]

I remember when I was so into illuminati/end of world conspiracy theories 🤣

[@madame7399]

Lil 11 yrs old me used to have panic attacks after searching "satanic mondex chip" and "mk ultra" on google 😂

[@soy_jacks]

@@tidedetergentyummyFr

[@TooFewSecrets]

So well over half of the stuff referenced is spy-movie shit that you'd need to install on an individual device and is probably reserved for top 0.1% no-fly-listers because the NSA doesn't have an army of sweatshop workers to interfere with every device manufactured in the country and manufacturers don't do it automatically. The rest is pretty concerning though. Allegedly.

[@AlphariusOmegon618]

In Minecraft ofc

[@timtim6373]

@@AlphariusOmegon618you would be here

[@Steelkicker]

This. Wish more people understood the actual logistics.

[@bradthunderpants3283]

You look like wendigoon if you shrunk each of his facial features individually but not his head.

[@StonewareFox]

Got a low roll on the beard sorry 🙃

[@lordnovax]

with the shades on i was gonna say he looks like kitboga :) kinda sounds like him too

[@JohnGardnerAlhadis]

Immaculate observation.

[@haroldbalzac6336]

​@@StonewareFoxSame

[@CallOFDutyMVP666]

Broooo 😂

[@pottasium7117]

as an auto-electrician..... DONT buy a car thats built post 2000s (late 2000s is fine) if you value having actual control over the vehicle rather than the company who made it or le gov. .... you dont need any special equipment to control a car via a pc, done it myself plenty of times - yeah, it was over the obd cable wire, rather than remotely - but the concept still stands considering modern cars have integrated wifi, bluetooth and other remove systems. For example, a 2024 ford custom torneo van, it was an electronic brake booster, and guess what - you could (in theory) shut it off remotely, afterwards you would have no brake boosting. As for the fully autonomous cars.... thats another can of worms

[@pankake2208]

Nice solution... only issue would be if we start getting punished for driving anything but newer electric vehicles. For example, I know at least my state has talked about implementing a ban on non-electric vehicles. The smaller problem is that a lot of states in the US have strict inspection rules. If you buy a car that's more than 20 years old, expect that you're going to have to sink thousands of extra work into it, and hope the undercarriage doesn't rust.

[@mobloeescobar4203]

What about a 2013 Toyota Tundra? Just got one, planning to gut all the microphones and other stuff.

[@OveRaDaMaNt]

Just wrap the antenna in foil or cut it off, and that's it.

[@beelzebub-y8z]

jesus save us all 💀

[@MadsMikkelsenisliterallyme]

​@pankake2208 I'm really glad I live in a state that isn't like that. No issue importing anything or passing older cars. No bans ever mentioned.

[@Shadicals]

We ending up on a list with this one

[@kingofthetigers]

The "person of interest" tier list

[@Shadicals]

@@kingofthetigers Ikr lol

[@S___________]

Been on straight banger tho

[@scotts148]

NSA gonna get tired of opening all the charity donation mail I get.

[@umbrellastation25]

wow you're so edgy and dangerous

[@sethbingo]

His car's engine was "30 yards away" from the crash. "While QNX is generally advertised as an infotainment system-regulating things such as Bluetooth connectivity, GPS, and music-it has been increasingly used to operate more critical systems of the car, such as the safety and navigation systems, which include things like power steering and acceleration. Thus, if a person or an agency were able to hack a car equipped with QNX, it is possible that they could force the car to crash by disabling brakes, causing uncontrolled acceleration and depriving a driver of steering. And since recovering software commands after the hardware has caught on fire is difficult at best, such hacks would be very hard to detect."

[@thecourierNCR]

None of this knowledge is dangerous enough to get you put on a watchlist, it's practically common knowledge for those who watch any sort of alternative news sources. They even tell us this stuff exists to our faces, just watch Person Of Interest.

[@Eshanas]

This is for people who weren’t around for Snowden and the first wave of Wikileaks, which was a decade ago now. And a decade before that, white and grey hats were telling us patriot and the nsa were getting more tools and power, and a decade before that with the rise of the net and the internal unrest of the global justice, animal/earth liberation, and militia movement people were telling us the gov was snooping in. None of this is new.

[@SchizoWarCriminal]

There appears to be Federal Agents at my front door.

[@dancinglight8411]

A wild Federal Agent has appeared

[@RainbowGod666]

I know enough about glitch pokemon to know that im getting a TM05 to the face I aint getting the TMTRAINER bonk!

[@CringeGott]

Most law abiding serb

[@SchizoWarCriminal]

@@CringeGott true

[@iron545]

"You're driving your new Tesla"

[@tstorm64m66]

You forgot to add "And I don't plan on traveling either"

[@makosimp5022]

So sad Stoneware Fox committed suicide from 6 gunshots to the back of the head, head covered in a plastic bag, wrapped a plastic tarp, chained to cement bricks, and dumped into the Hudson River at 2 a.m. when no one was there. Such a sad thing really.

[@alexandermccabe556]

isnt it funny how being concerned about a mega powerful unnacoubtable group of people who have shown themsleves to be untrustworthy with access to robots that can kill you from space is considered crazy

[@robwhite3241]

Seeing so few views on a video like this is schizo enough

[@cyprys2137]

Maybe KZbin shadowbanned it in order to decrease the spread of information concerning internet safety that could possibly make users more uncertain about the insurance of what little privacy they possess on the internet. Or maybe I'm schizoposting

[@sabsajosubjeckt]

Actually, compared with how many subscribers he has, I'd say this video is doing GREAT

[@CallOFDutyMVP666]

Look at the views to subscribers ratio. This is one of his best performing videos.

[@sorroua1658]

If you're that terrified the fbi is watching your computer install linux theres not a single line of code or byte of data you will have on your computer that you don't know: What it does, where it came from, what it's used for, who made/owns it. Also they aren't watching you, they have better things to do like grooming school shooters, or more realistically going to therapy for the horrible shit they have to look at every day.

[@hihellothere9569]

Tbh I see a lot of correlation between people like that and pedophiles. Like these two demographics are almost in the same circle. I understand your hate for the government and it's untrustworthiness. But, when does it come to a point where you're hiding something genuine or you really are schizophrenic and paranoia has taken over the brain.

[@sorroua1658]

@@hihellothere9569 I definitely think there is an overlap but a vast majority are the mentally unwell who saw a single post and became obsessed with the paranoid thought. edit: pedos are also VERY MUCH mentally unwell the difference is being paranoid doesn't get you put in jail/the morgue

[@sisterfister7891]

@@sorroua1658 _People have absolutely been put away for being paranoid/acting weird._

[@aregulargenericname8794]

​@@hihellothere9569 Glowie spotted, imagine saying privacy is pedophilia.

[@ran631]

My laptop with tailsOS literally has stickers on it saying kill pedophiles, also im too young to be a pedophile. So i think youre just projecting. Privacy is insanely important.​@@hihellothere9569

[@cringlator]

The Industrial Revolution and it’s consequences have been a disaster for Schizophrenics

[@Razzy_D9111]

0:42 This is the kind of disclaimer you start with when you live in a safe country where speaking out about the secret police won't get you killed.

[@MKUltraPill]

Operation PAPERCLIP state be like: Antifascistz are terrorists

[@newyorkertx7024]

moving to a remote asian country with no wifi doesn't sound so bad anymore

[@Cool_ICE69]

@@newyorkertx7024 bhutan moment

[@zombieboyxx]

12:27 that "allegedly" pulling more weight than an olympic powerlifter 😂😂😂

[@PhartingFeeting]

An Olympic weightlifting fanatic out there about to crucify you for saying that 💀

[@shortycrust]

@@PhartingFeeting”theres no such thing as powerlifting in the olympics!” 🤓👆

[@marioood]

Did anyone else start feeling light headed while watching this? Like, mid way through I heard some knocking, got light headed, and then the video suddenly switched to a nursery rhyme video??

[@apidimus7347]

Consume your media 🙂😁

[@weirdguylol]

*LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL*

[@bettertobethoughtafool]

​@@weirdguylol*LIVE IN IGNORANCE AND PURCHASE YOU HAPPINESS*

[@heartbeat7939]

​@@bettertobethoughtafool WHEN BLOOD AND SWEAT IS THE REAL COST

[@alksonalex186]

the count of words "supposedly" and "allegedly" is alarming, hope you're ok

[@dolphin265]

I can already hear TAO working overtime putting hardware implants in my elf bars

[@baltimorethug5]

my geekbar suddenly will play music i think they left their mic on

[@thesalmonorchestra651]

They would get away with so much more if they didn’t give them such aggressive and scary names

[@Funnyso869]

"Cute bunny" and "pretty bird"

[@ιλι]

egotistic giraffe

[@Amaroq64]

Even before self-driving cars, hackers showed proof of concept that you could take over a car's power steering and drive someone off the road.

[@roughbro]

yeah that’s just untrue lol. What would “hacking” power steering even do? You know power steering is just hydraulics to make steering easier right?

[@garrettb4783]

​​@@roughbrovice has done a documentary on it, and your ecu is usually hooked to the hydraulic pump if you have an electric one and newer cars have some sort of driving assistance with parking n such im sure you could tweak it to drive ya off something

[@folou9199]

@@roughbro newer cars have electronic power steering, braking and acceleration. while changing gears is still unlikely to become electronically controlled, your car may be controlled when you get into it and put it into gear, possibly to run you into traffic or another obstacle. that would presume some sort of remote control though, with data inputs being supplied via some sort of frequency, and your ECU changing what it does according to such inputs. so, unlikely. unless the glowing green men change out the ECU in your car to one that does the same, but also is remotely controlled.

[@RainbowGod666]

TLDR: hackers KIND OF called the glowies and went "look this is extremely fucking bad and some people want self driving cars please for the love of fuck put SOMETHING blocking the damn things from haxxorzs"

[@misfit492]

@@folou9199 changing gears in automatic and eCVTs are all computer controlled? modern cars have wifi capability and the head units are directly tied to the cars entire diagnostic systems

[@Ubermenschgaming_]

It's good seeing some informational background on my shitposts, good job agent smith.

[@cynth.wav_soundz]

faint beeping sound in my left ear whilst watching this video. theyre onto me, send help

[@apidimus7347]

Sleeper agent activation

[@palntyboi]

Wake up agent

[@djungelskog2654]

Wikileaks made me shiver back in the day Reading the archives was always an adrenaline rush

[@sansationalgaming8420]

Jee wilackers would be a shame if this random youtuber with a video that has less that 300 views were to suddenly deactivate his account and never be seen again

[@theJOYSofANALpenetration]

in such a bizarre hypothetical situation, it would be wise to use OSFR and determine who they are. keeping such information safe until such a tike that they may disappear, for forensic purposes

[@cheesymiccheeseballs8227]

When I read "Killer Bean." Carl, from Jimmy Neutron's dream about an evil limy bean came to mind and I became realy curious.

[@redeye4516]

I was entirely expecting a gag at the end where you suddenly get shot and the video abruptly cuts off.

[@moertimer3747]

KZbin told me to watch this.

[@joaovitorreisdasilva9573]

>just actually search for random bullshit, go to random ass places on the internet and keep the agents guessing what the fuck is going on

[@lucre113]

This ain’t four chann

[@somelokyguy6466]

Years ago I read an article about a privacy focused individual who created a bot that would just search random things and visit random sites, so he could throw off anyone tracking his internet usage. It didn't take long for him to be arrested, because the bot randomly trawled through a lot of illegal content.

[@Joaquin__]

@@somelokyguy6466 I have a similar story where one time I went to this website that is supposed to send you to a 100% random website and it sent me to a page that was seized by the us government and i got freaked out and alt f4'ed

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

​@@somelokyguy6466rolled a 1 in luck lol

[@callong]

Criminally underrated channel. When I watched the original, I immediately wondered if this video existed, and I'm very glad it does.

[@Bobtheungoy]

I don’t have to worry about being on a watch list as I was probably on one before watching this

[@BingusLover45]

Same ☺️

[@shroomer3867]

It's recursive and there's several. Please save yourself before they get to you... WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

[@Koz4k]

So you are now on the watchlist watchlist. They know that you know that they know that you know, so extra agents have been assigned to you and there will be 7 meetings per day with about 500 personnel every day to decide what to do to criminals like you

[@TitanLore-c1m]

Same :)

[@gustavosilveira691]

That’s so funny that the government would do this in minicreaft

[@HeatDeathDestiny]

This is all pretty scary, but I'm fairly certain that the feds don't want to waste their time on some lazy ass who's grinding yt shorts and crap like me. That's about the only reason I'm okay with (most) of this

[@littlehorn0063]

The problem is, at some point, or even now, who knows, they won't need to waste their time, as the most of your actions done online would be surveilled by analytics system. If something fishy would arise, like you visiting a website marked as "prohibited/suspicious", then they could evaluate your actions and start any program necessary to get rid of you. Monitoring your actions, y'know? That's terror

[@joshipokemongiveaways5084]

Then they enact a psyop on the content you’re consuming in order to lead you in the “safe” direction out of the possible destabilising path you’re going down, maintaining their grasp on the masses and sucking the life force and time out of them to fund their perfected lifestyles

[@TheGenchannel]

you're telling me they have constant access and monitoring over these borderline dystopian systems yet they can't take down that video in like a split second

[@DoubleWhammy]

The vast majority of people absolutely will not believe something unless a major media outlet tells them to believe it, especially old people.

[@jerrycan1756]

Honestly? Yeah. That's the ultimate thing about Big Data - it doesn't matter how Big your Data is, it's useless if you don't know which parts are important and which parts are chaff. Remember that it takes around a year to get a security clearance, and that's after the Feds have been told to look at someone specifically. How long would it take for them to do that kind of investigation for, say, an unknown individual who committed a terrorist attack in a major city and left no useful evidence? Even if 99% of the population can be ruled out, and they give a shortened search of a single month to each person, that's still going to be tens of thousands of people. It would take years for them to sift through that. Someone does the research for this. Is he giving a talk on state cyberwarfare or is he a schizo who thinks the government is spying on him? This video gets posted, saved, reposted. Can they find the original and delete it off everyone's computers before it becomes viral? Can they also delete versions with slight edits caused by lossy file formats or video site compression algorithms or watermarks or other forms of alteration? Once a video spreads far enough, trying to stamp it out becomes a full-time job if you want a chance in hell of managing it. Yeah, have a rare and valuable cybersecurity agent spend six months tracking down a single conspiracy theorist meme out of fear that THIS is the one that makes people listen to the tinfoil hat crowd, that'll go over well with the department head.

[@TheGenchannel]

@@jerrycan1756 I think that part is pretty obvious - what's funny to me is that the people who buy into these theories fully believe these surveillance systems are being used actively on most American citizens. The idea that such a thing is plausible but scrubbing a video is not is comical to me at best. I have no doubt the procedures mentioned in this video are very much real, but I do highly doubt they're used on ordinary people let alone used commonly at all. It would at best be used to target persons of interest, not random ass nobodies on the internet.

[@TheGenchannel]

@@NextBatterUp ah well i tried

[@Eshanas]

@@TheGenchannelthe thing is, what makes someone a person of interest? A conniving enough government can unleash this on you for the type of porn you consume or a forum you use on a drop of an administration. While I generally err to the “government generally bumbles and fumbles and strangles them terrorists”, the capability is immense to use against the citizenry if they don’t like that in athiest or whatever.

[@itzameh2233]

You are not paranoid if you know they are coming, just a little privileged to prepare:)

[@supafreakster]

This is so schizoposting, please restrain thy tongue

[@palntyboi]

Why would you need to hide from the government, you haven’t done anything wrong right?

[@Ovara343]

Man I can hardly believe that Stoneware killed himself by driving two hours out of town, crashing his car in a ditch, climbing into the backseat and stabbing himself to death with a pen. Sad stuff.

[@masonbooh5941]

DO YOU LOVE THE CITY YOU LIVE IN? [YES] [NO]

[@recursiveslacker7730]

Also, for the car one, I raise you a scarier idea. The front camera recognizes a dissident on the sidewalk, and your car automatically swerves to hit and kill him. You go to jail because the onboard computer falsely states you were in control. Nobody suspects the government.

[@RhoDesia-gr1wb]

bro stop giving them ideas😭

[@somelokyguy6466]

Tesla FSD is already programmed to disengage

[@Waddleclaws]

How do I explain that a Killer Bean video made me extremely paranoid about the government watching me

[@railworksamerica]

We getting assassinated with this one 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯🔥🔥💯💯🥶🥶

[@YoinkyestSploinkiest]

After watching this video, I got a "Warning a custom OS can cause critical problems in phone and installed applicants. if you want to download a custom OS press the volume up key. Otherwise, press the volume down key to cancel" error on my Samsung s23. In short, my operating system was infiltrated somehow. Remember, if they arrest me, it's cannon.

[@ιλι]

my iphone said the camera and microphone was turned on because of a “call”

[@BubblegumBlitz]

​@@ιλιit's apple, what do you expect from them? To worry about your privacy?

[@ιλι]

@@BubblegumBlitz i made the comment up

[@ιλι]

@@BubblegumBlitz “apple bad” ppl believe anything LOL

[@BubblegumBlitz]

@@ιλι yea apple bad

[@mebeperson]

So sad he slipped on the stairs and then shot himself in the back of the head thrice😔

[@thesimpsoan7946]

Schizomaxxing goated

[@theREELdogman]

something not mentioned, your computer even without a wireless card, emanates a wireless signal thats so incredibly short that it can only be picked up in a 100m radius. This is due to the copper in your pc, there is no way around this and if you are skilled enough, you indeed can intercept some information. What information that is would be entirely up to whats emanating the signal. I would imagine its likely data being parsed between cpu and components like your drive.

[@penumbral_psithurism]

Van Eck phreaking. A variation was used to intercept Russian intel during the Cold War.

[@somelokyguy6466]

There's an Israeli pen-testing organization whose job is to find and publish various exploits they find in regular computing systems and some of the data exfiltration they manage to accomplish is just insane. I recall reading a paper where they used an internal SATA cable as an antenna to transmit data remotely. I also read one where they varied the speed of a cooling fan in order to send data using the sound it produced.

[@khorea]

​@@somelokyguy6466That's interesting, could you name it?

[@torphedo6286]

I'm not sure about the AMD PSP, but the Intel ME runs an entire small OS with full access to the network card which can run while the computer is "off". We don't have definitive proof of a backdoor, but that functionality 100% exists and is supposedly disabled in consumer machines. There's no way to verify if it's actually disabled as Intel claims, because all the relevant code is encrypted at such a low level that not even the BIOS can read it

[@livingmasquerade1418]

One thing that kinda makes me feel off whenever i think about stuff like this is why when we talk and the fbi and western goverment, people talk mystically and end up making (in my opinion) insane conspiracies. Like in contrast when we talk about our "enemies" like china and russia and theyre corruption, we at least talk about it in a more grounded and more realistic way. We recognise they also have corruption and the shady manipulative tactics they use. But when we talk about the very real tactics western goverments use i see people tend to use more dog whistles, mysicising and mythifying the goverments. Heck even people in more dictatory countries the people there still talk in a more rational way then we currently do. Am i missing something? Cause personally i dont think its helping when we talk about our own corruption like this, i fear and worry for a lot of these people who are loosing there minds and sanity and isolating themselves and making themselves more prone actual conspiracies. Its important to talk about corruption nationally and globaly, its important to call it out. But its also imporant to not lose our minds over this either. Edit: this is a bit of a ramble im sorry. I dont get why life is so complicated, i wish i lived in a world where i could just watch videos and movies and play videogames without being spied on. A world where the goverment was competent and not shady and for what? Being number 1? Being the most powerful? Man the goverments job is to protect people and make decisions that help its people. Not warmonger with other countries and "dissapear" who dont agree with that goal. Why cant we just chill and have fun, why does it have to be this way.

[@BlueTyphoon2017]

(This is going to be a long comment so please bear with me.) Honestly? This should be the top comment, as it is strange as to why does USA intelligence agencies have this almost mystical and mythical omnipresent and omniscient intelligence on everyone? Yet the Russian FSB and Chinese intelligence agencies don’t? No one in the USA ever talks about them like that and most people have a much more realistic view of how they actually work. Because even in dictatorships like Russia and China? Even their intelligence agencies don’t have that much power and influence over their own citizens. Most of those intelligence agencies strategy’s are mostly just troll farms spamming people using AI robots, cyber warfare like hacking and rigging foreign elections, and funding foreign political parties and news organizations, all very similar to what the CIA does overseas, especially during the Cold War. Hell, dare I say? I don’t even think North Korea and all those insane dictatorships have that much mythical control over their populations, as the whole reason why they’re able to lock down society that much is because those countries literally BAN the ENTIRE INTERNET including computers and cell phones. You can literally only get internet or communication access in North Korea through a state approved Internet cafe and a government issued cell phone that’s given to you by the government themselves, because most of the population don’t have cellphones. I think the reason why so many more innocent people, the ones who aren’t maliciously knowingly lying about crackpot nut job stuff for political or financial gain, who also believe in wild conspiracy nut jobbery, is because the exact opposite is possibly even more terrifying. You kind of touched on this in your own comment, but to expanded on your point, Have you ever heard of Harlan’s razor? It’s more well known by the saying “never attribute to malice which is just as easily explained by stupidity or incompetence”. Some great examples of this are JFK assassination , 9/11 truther bullshit, and conspiracies about trumps assassination. These usually spread because of a great tragedy that happened. Both the JFK stuff and 9/11 garbage spread because it was a National shock across the USA. The reason bunk garbage spreads like that is because to imagine the opposite? To believe the “official narrative”? Is a lot scarier. To believe that the trump and JFK assassin attacks may have genuinely just been one random guy able to take down one of the most powerful people in the world, and that the secret service has simply has been or has become a paper tiger that only looks tough? And that the 9/11 attacks happened because the government ignored warnings, not out of malice or dumb “false flag” narratives, but out of sheer overconfidence and the culture of the USA at the time being cocky and genuinely believing that they where untouchable because that’s what America was like in the 1990s, because the USA population and government both genuinely and delusionally believed in the bullshit narrative that this was “the end of history” and that the USA would have “peace for the whole 21st century” or some crap? It’s a scary and terrifying thought that how can you trust the government when they say “we’ll keep you safe with national security”, that in reality they can’t actually keep you safe, because instead of them being maliciously evil, that in reality? They’re nothing more than a bunch of inbreed bureaucratic bumbling morons. That’s kind of the reason why the more crackpot conspiracy nutjob stuff about governments having these grand malicious master plans is much easier, and maybe even comforting in a way?, to believe. Because while big collusion conspiracies in governments have happened before, to believe the opposite? That a lot or even most of the horrible stuff that happens to humanity where thousands or millions die, or that terrorist attacks happen, may just be due to the incompetence or cockiness of world leaders? It’s an even scarier thought or situation then there being malevolent plots happening every 8 seconds. Also, to answer your last question at the end of your comment? I want that as well, but unfortunately bad people and bad actors constantly take control of governments, but also? Unironically? A lot of these types of people are just bureaucratic paper pushers who genuinely believe that what they’re doing is helping people. I remember watching the head of the cia get interrogated by the USA government in the 1960s for something bad they did, and this man was genuinely convinced that he was helping people by doing it. It’s just “the banality of evil” as they say, that they were “just doing their job” or “doing what they were told to do. Again, a lot of it probably doesn’t come from them being actively and knowingly malicious, but simply because they GENUINELY, and without irony, believe that they are doing the “just and moral thing”. It’s just, the banality of evil, Y’know?

[@Hwje1111]

Because the people who post these usually tend to have this strange obsession with being the underdog and making the world out to be as unrealistically deranged AND dystopian as possible. Also the people who whine about government surveillance and data tracking tend to be massive hypocrites since they have no problem with stalking others and keeping as many tabs on those they hate as possible, sometimes for even less justifiable reasons.

[@toastedbreadmanjr.1656]

funny and ironic internet meme they say, funny and ironic internet meme.

[@oljimgrizzigsby]

Unrelated to the gov stuff, I wrote a comic about kidney beans vs baked beans when I was 7 or 8, always wondered if someone found it and turned it into this movie.

[@Afishionado1]

"A tower with something called a Jaz drive." Well that's a blast from the past.

[@Radu_-ro6fp]

It doesn’t only happen in the US neither, here in Romania I had quite a few cases of talking about a certain subject next to my phone then seeing it as a recommended video on KZbin.

[@felixjohnson3874]

10:15 for clarity here, we know for a fact that the algorithm they used *_can_* have a backdoor. Computerphile made a video on it but, basically, in the spec it has two numbers you should use. These numbers are a part of how the algoritm functions. If these nunbers are random, it is secure. If these numbers are not random and in fact have some relation, then if you know how they are related you can decrypt the data. So, unless we find a leaked document specifically saying how the two numbers are related, we can't *_prove_* there is a backdoor... buuuut it seems pretty fuckong sketch that the standard made by the government that the government paid people to use over alternatives specifically demands we use two specific numbers, two numbers which, if you know how they are related, you can use to break the encryption. Basically, no, I can't prove you ate the cookies, but this jar is lighter than it was when I left, and you're the only one in here.

[@Josiah-ht9xz]

If wendigoon had a cameo account I would have him read the killer bean schizopost in the same way he talked in the cave cheese video.

[@finnyjam8252]

The one about the CIA controlling your car only seems to affect Tesla drivers, so nothing of value is in jeopardy.

[@jordanstafford5110]

Uh oh, nothings worst than living with an egotistical giraffe

[@lilspoon4429]

Scratch new Tesla, drive a modern car with an electric steering rack and you would in theory be vulnerable (vault 7)

[@jameson1239]

Any car with an ECU is potentially at risk random hackers can and have hacked cars any three letter agency could aswell

[@kuil]

@@jameson1239 The idea that steering could be taken away from the user by a computer is far scarier than the throttle or the brakes.

[@jameson1239]

@@kuil picture this your driving someplace then all of a sudden your car starts accelerating and your brakes don’t work

[@railworksamerica]

@@jameson1239pull the handbrake 😂😂 rest in piss fed better luck next time

[@jameson1239]

@@railworksamerica in most modern cars the handbrake is electronically controlled and have safety features that prevent them from being activated at speed

[@StrudelerOfTheTSociety]

It took a motion picture as based as Killer Bean to warn the public of that which glows in the dark.

[@PocketRocket360]

Informational and you summarize the big words and terms good. I don't even know how my ass more subs when you should bro frfr

[@TheSandshrewBoss]

*sometimes* I like whispering into my friend’s phone to give them weird ads “I need cream for my rash. My diarrhea butt rash. Cause I pooped my adult diaper.” (Of course I get the ads too cause my phone is near me but it’s worth it)

[@Unfair-Juggernaut905]

The part you mentioned the distrust normal people have with the FBI for spying on us is valid but one must remember that seemingly innocuous and otherwise normal individuals tend to be most often attributed to some degree of degeneracy, if not to an extreme on some level, especially online where one has a percieved anonymity. I dress in all black and look perpetually pissed off and disturbed, what many would consider abnormal, so people generally stay away and dont associate with me. This is my defense. Whoever got me on a watch list must be pretty bored as I dont go outside.

[@jeremiahlowe3268]

The bean video is nowhere near conplete. No mention of the ring0 program cooked directly into Intel CPUs. It's a tiny version of unix. It's for maintenance purposes right? 😉

[@RainbowGod666]

Yeah but the issue is that its Right There If a fed comes to say hi its fine honestly, getting on a discord call, letting them watch my FNV game so they dont get bored... it would be nice to have company honestly. But what if a Malicious Actor gets it? _w e l l f u c k t h e n ~_

[@djungelskog2654]

Ring0 has saved some data servers if i remember correctly

[@evilblack2416]

If the government monitors my online activity they're going to find out that i really like boobs... and Gundam... and big band jazz... and history.

[@RagexPrince683]

Honestly the fact that this is recommended to me just like lets me know they're in my head and reading my thoughts as we speak using cellular towers

[@ιλι]

I don’t own firearms, I don’t wish to inflict harm upon myself, I don’t own sharp objects in my house, I don’t take pills.

[@SillyStupidHead]

You don't own firearms? What are you soke kind of fairy?

[@bloo_ya]

How do you cook without any knives

[@ιλι]

@ I eat tomato

[@JustinSmith-mh7mi]

Egotistical Giraffe is probably my favorite name for anything ever, let alone a malicious spyware

[@breadloaf176]

I thought this was public information this is just normal CIA stuff

[@effscott]

I can't wait until good people are in power again...... if ever..

[@BingusLover45]

Again? When have good people ever been in power?

[@lv1543]

I love the deep state

[@blinkyy1088]

Narcissists have a pathological drive for power and end up in a lot of authority positions, that's something to check out if you are interested in the dynamics of power and mental health

[@lv1543]

@@blinkyy1088 i wonder if theres ways to subvert this

[@pgbrofficialyoutube349]

Never good people, just better​@@BingusLover45

[@GTM_]

this video is about to go triple platinum i already know it

[@davesbibliotheca6107]

smartphones are the best thing to have ever happened to the surveillance state, multiple cameras and microphone in almost every pocket worldwide. I think back to the dark knight in 2008 with the sonar scene, and I'm sure the letter agencies have capabilities far past that now, and even in 2008 as well.

[@newyorkertx7024]

government: installs keylogger what they receive: wwadaaswadswwaddwsawsdas

[@user-vt3qw5ql8b]

The first time i clicked on the video the audio didn't work.Shit's triggering the schizo in me

[@KoalaProductions]

They collect all traffic through undersea cables so eventually they can crack all passwords and encrypted information with a quantum computer, if they haven't already

[@TeaRektum]

this stuff seems like something an NSA/CIA agent would know, i DO NOT trust this guy

[@Steelkicker]

Could you imagine if this stuff all actually turned out to be true, but it was designed for gov agencies to deal with the highest level threats and hackers. And then we misunderstand the whole thing and think us the average person is being spied on.

[@idi0tsanswich379]

I like that i immediately got the video about it after watching it like it's a cognito hazard, allegedly of course

[@5C2WMedia]

Been seeing this video in my recommended for a bit and the first 70 seconds already made me audibly laugh multiple times. Subscribed

[@unyu-cyberstorm64]

6:33 fun fact: Intel ME and AMD PSP are literally incapable of doing what the scizopost is claiming they’re being used for. For one they’re not powerful enough, especially on consumer systems. Second. On consumer systems they’re only truly active during the boot up process, then they switch to an intermittent mode, where their job is to rotate the memory encryption keys and perform basic cryptography on rare occasions. They’re not powerful enough at all however to be used now the schizopost says they are.

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

Asking if the US government spies on its own citizens is like asking if pimps beat their working girls. Definitely and far more than you think

[@ChaseddiHondo]

I've witnessed the original Schizo Bean post. I literally lose nothing from this

[@freduardo7499]

This was literally the first recommended video after I finished watching the killer bean video. Coincidence???????? 🤔🤔🤔😳