Exploring the Japanese Kitkat Forest [Old ITF]

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We goof around for a bit then go to an actual field. Also I fly to Japan.
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[@SumitoMedia]

For the record I had radishes with me but I got nervous

[@fakea2001]

Pretty late man

[@John-Adams]

Performance anxiety?

[@bloonoodle4161]

I'll be severely disappointed if you don't start a radish farm.

[@dsmvfl363]

Sumito! Shout out from your fan in nova

[@Niggychan]

You always keep the thang on you

[@elbowonfire]

Commenting so the KZbin algorithm knows I am engaged with this kind of content

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responding to your comment for the same reason

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Also responding

[@thatguy-yn8ji]

hello fellow humans. youtube algorithms will remember that..

[@Jubawub]

yes

[@rosalynberry8235]

good

[@ZacksScraps]

*A 30 minute video involving traveling to two separate countries for gags.* _And this is the side channel_

[@jesseperrella4022]

I know right? It's a shame that less people see this one

[@FanFicnic]

Balter 🤣🤣🤣🤣 every time I try to explain this channel to people, these are the problems I run into

[@hydro5378]

FanFicnic yea how do you even explain this?

[@teaser6089]

@@jesseperrella4022 1,32 million views and 803k Subs kek

[@nijohn12]

yah boi has QUALITY content

[@R_Didsy]

"You get a bit of a cough and have to wrap your house in a pesticide tent?!" This seemed ridiculous, only 6 months ago.

[@nahashon]

Hi, it's me from the future. Shit's still fucked yo

[@Mr.TYN2474]

Hi

[@gub4941]

David Harris it’s still pretty ridiculous

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

it still is.

[@Zcccide]

We still screwed out here

[@squirrel9544]

Did you really just produce a second channel video that takes place on THREE different continents? Honey's bank accounts are racking up some sweet air miles.

[@caiosoares2834]

"So i booked a flight to Japan..."

[@josuecallejero9864]

Other people saw that 'breast milk' was a flavor, right?

[@randomguyontheinternetz584]

It’s just tit juice

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

Isn't all milk breast milk. That doesn't come from a fat nut.

[@Free_Krazy]

Your comment encouraged me to google the list, i almost wish i hadnt...

[@dexis9412]

Dr. Rhomboid Goatcabin you just weren’t looking hard enough, schoolgirl piss was on page 5

[@Wired_User]

Wtf

[@cuconatparfour665]

I use to work as a utility in a hotel near the so called suicide forest for six years. The parking lot at the back that people rarely see (because it's covered in trees and other vegetation) is full of abandoned cars of the people who took their own life in the forest. The size of the parking lot is like 8 or 10 basketball courts. And every November first and second we put sunflower in hood of every abandoned car to pay respect to the the owners. That hotel has already close in 2014.

[@Niggychan]

"Korean is just very spooky Japanese"

[@tachi1034]

What is that text to speech bot?

[@popperoo99]

"The Japanese like more mild flavors..." "Want a wasabi KitKat?"

[@TheTdw2000]

@@RedLemon69 the chocolate probably counters most of the spice

[@weegle.]

@@RedLemon69 real wasabi actually isn't spicy at all spicy wasabi isn't authentic and is instead modified horseradish

[@moderncrusader1150]

I don't know what you pussies are whining about, it's just wasabi. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to eat my daily 4 pm snack of a Jalapeño kitkat

[@Wetknees]

I feel like the Japanese artist Squilliam fancy pants of the Asian community, so pretentious and douchy.

[@Dragon-Doxin]

25:46 The closest that we have ever been to see his face... Just a shadow... How poetic m8

[@gotteskind_7]

I came for the KitKats, but stayed for the radish farm.

[@Gamer-qo6nv]

I just noticed that there was a “Breast Milk” flavour for a Kit-Kaff on the list

[@galactic-hamster7043]

**Gordon Ramsay wants to know your location**

[@matthewlong7547]

Oh, Japan

[@skrrrrrrrrt]

Moving to Japan

[@spooderlover3512]

@The running manlike regular milk, but it's either a little sour or sweet. From what I've heard of course

[@spooderlover3512]

@The running man sorry meant to say it was either sweet or sour, never had that so I can't tell you

[@henryhowe769]

I love this so much, It just starts off all about kit kats in japan. And then 18 minutes in they are talking about a bio degradable paper cup island.

[@brandonjerome]

"you will surely win" "Korean is just very spooky Japanese" 😁

[@mirrormimi]

oOoOoOoOoOoO kitto katsu

[@symbiotesoda1148]

This is like having a conversation, but people don’t expect me to contribute.

[@kumsockempire6412]

It's beautiful

[@jaden_bricker]

Kind of just my life in general, really

[@Xxsnipedawg72xX]

Stay in your lane, florida probably

[@clockworkgore6049]

Angel pfp based

[@cortex8239]

@@Xxsnipedawg72xX Says the most generic Facebook user on KZbin

[@Godae]

"We could have so much fun with a 750k, what are you going to do? Tell the time" This just had me in tears, so fucking true

[@asain3586]

The randomness of this video but still entertaining shows your true talent, historian. Go, imma vote you 2020

[@tuna2172]

28:00 i finished the last of us recently and am crying rn, the music, the scenery, thank you

[@moist-liquid9196]

Your attention span in this video was worse than that of a gold fish, I can’t comprehend how you went from looking at weird kit kats to flying 16 hours to look at farmland.

[@bee-sy7iw]

THONKMASTER69 what about garbage?

[@AlbertRazzer]

Stfu noob this video was super entertaining your just a hater

[@swimmingseabass314]

Dev_Who 11 That’s the literal point of the video.

[@Deoxys911]

Hey, he didn't fly across the world just to look at farmland-he looked at tentacle porn, too! Worth it.

[@anewspinonthings]

Dude literally flew around the world for this video. Both Japan and the USA lmao it’s hysterical

[@GuyMontag0451]

"They're more of an apple family" that's some quick wit right there

[@dirrdevil]

*wit

[@GuyMontag0451]

@@dirrdevil ty bby

[@Larrorlarry]

o i recognize you from the patrons list lol

[@redzed9405]

this is my favorite ITF

[@_dorsian]

Add Thyme is my favourite thyme. “Oh look a bee..... honey, get my epi pen” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this killed me

[@skitza95]

the yellow net is supposed to repel crows, which are the bane of japanese existence

[@C.I...]

I thought you said cows. The image of dozens of cows attacking a 3rd storey window would be amazing.

[@GippyHappy]

I literally also read “cows” and was gonna ask how cows get in through the windows and do cows fly in Japan.

[@calamaria9221]

Lol I read cows too

[@GippyHappy]

Dyslexics rise up

[@stavmiguel1125]

Now Bats are the Bane of Asia.

[@No-uc6fg]

>Internet Historian says "Hold on a minute" >the video freezes >unfreezes a minute later Show me your magic, Historian.

[@niclassunde3941]

I swear he's magical. The second he said "Ad time" I got an ad.

[@ralek592]

@@niclassunde3941 he mad the adve rt u dum

[@ralek592]

@Toby N. Yes, I indeed, am. Thank you for the clarification wise one.

[@sus4644]

@@ralek592 omG u sO stOOpId smH r/wOooOSh

[@adamcbourke]

this video was such a wild ride, i thought it was just going to be about Japanese candy

[@newfound8082]

Yeah. I’m on way too many shrooms for this.

[@adamcbourke]

@@newfound8082 i hope your trip was nice

[@newfound8082]

@@adamcbourke thanks man! It was great.

[@Darkhunter218]

I found this shit on acid lol, and I have to say Sonic is highly underrated

[@JonatasAdoM]

I'm starting to think youtube thinks I'm not sober right now. I mean anyone would agree with youtube at this point save a blood test.

[@BentNeatly]

welp, that Sumito guy is absolutely delightful. you two have great chemistry together.

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

He killed the End of the world prediction maker though.

[@SumitoMedia]

SUBHA GHOSAL strong catch there buddy.

[@lastmanstanding5423]

Internet Historian: *80%* of the vlog = _google maps_ *20%* of the vlog = _travel_

[@MsIberico]

Shout-out to the editor for his photoshop skills and for making out something from all the giggling and laughing

[@mitchbrook4112]

net historian edits these himself, he'll occasionally do a live stream edit session

[@desceri]

Man I can't believe Internet Historian: Incognito Mode teamed up with The Yakuza so he could get out of Japan. This really is an epic gamer moment.

[@greatdays7050]

Howd you get that profile pic

[@desceri]

@@greatdays7050 just search "Picrew" in google and select the result that says character creator.

[@Chipiliro613]

Did Internet Historian fly to Japan just to fill a four-minute gap in his video?

[@StrikeTeam99]

he went to collect vintage porn and sale surplus stock of ball bearings to pachinko parlors

[@Foulplay22]

@@StrikeTeam99 😂😂😂😂

[@mienski0]

Real australian hero

[@ViviSectia]

He pulled a Nick Robinson.

[@cheekybananaboy3361]

@@ViviSectia i didn't remember him sexually harassing anyone in this video

[@ChicoTunda]

Long Long MAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNAAAAANNNNNNAAANNNNNNNN

[@lightningmcseed7303]

Long, Long

[@erazet3084]

Nice profile pic

[@Hanabi3111]

greatest love story ever told

[@MrBrimstone]

Better than Twilight

[@dimas3829]

Mauler's little secret

[@TheInevitableMan]

23:10 This kind of content is what makes KZbin such a special place. Home made, low budget (apart from the flight I guess) content where you just have a couple of guys or girls fucking around in some random location. It's something that I'll always love to see. Thanks guys.

[@choro-cosplay]

26:50 sadly that's a common problem in Japan, a lot of buildings are abandoned because young people like to go to the cities and you have entire villages and even holiday resorts left to rot and fall apart, that obviously also destroys cultural heritage like temples

[@adiparte2167]

Fun fact, did you know that you could get a house for free in japan ? Here's an explanation : due to steady decline of population especially in rural areas, lot of houses were abandoned because most of the owner are moving to cities or any other mean ( that i prefer not to ). Before leaving the owner will trusted their houses to the administrative

[@kerarri158]

this is how a japanese horror movie starts

[@tortron]

@@maclura having paid to live in a murder house, I'd gladly have one for free

[@adiparte2167]

@@maclura for the cost of living in rural town japan didn't cost as much as in the cities. for the upkeep cost, maybe. Most houses in the Japanese countryside were old style home with lots of wooden structure. Maintaining it could be expensive, but because its countryside, as long as you could maintain good relation with locals, you could cut the cost by half. You know friend discount and such

[@LostShipMate]

Its a shame the blood keep seeming out of the attic.

[@FireAngelZero]

The fact this is the first time you guys are “in the feeld” makes the multi-generational wait for content like this worth it...

[@th3omachos]

25:46 oh yes, internet historian's shadow reveal

[@VIpown3d]

Its the shadow man

[@sadbrocky7856]

Raid shadow legends!

[@somegoodvibes5824]

I'm so confused it feels like this video has the attention span of mentally disabled five years old one-second you're joking about something in Japan the next you fly to the U.S. to joke about radishes then you fly to Japan to go to some random building and to be honest I think I really enjoyed it and I don't even get why

[@0Onyx13]

Oh but you do know why, you said it at the beginning, it has the attention span of a mentally disabled five years old, how do you not love it when it never gets boring and is all over the place 😂

[@somegoodvibes5824]

@@0Onyx13 yeah true lol

[@anonymousperson3690]

It's great for people with attention disorders, I think more people should create contact with that in mind, like robot chicken.

[@steelrain714]

@@anonymousperson3690 no...

[@Tuaiscool]

@@anonymousperson3690 no

[@Shiponamission]

I may be saying this very late but oh my fucking god- I actually thought the eerie sounds (or sirens) playing at about 28:39 , I thought that, was my cities tornado siren- IT SOUNDED SO SIMLAR I THOUGHT THEY WHERE TESTING THE SIRENS, ON A FRIDAY AND NOT WENSDAY-

[@sethr.c1065]

The music got a strike!? Cmon I'm pretty sure I watched this a year ago and it was still there. Who strikes a 3 year-old video?

[@aadipie]

Fr, annoying as hell. The music was funny af

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I think VPNs only change your IP address, I don't think it interferes with your extensions. Unless that's how Honey works, detecting your IP address to search for discount coupons.

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Meh, Honey is voluntary. Different strokes.

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I mean, people who use VPN's for "privacy" and only VPN's, especially Nord of all things are in for a rude awakening when they find out about all the other things tracking them which makes hiding their ip address completely pointless. Not to mention that you have to assume your VPN provider isn't collecting and or selling your data because many of the VPN providers are shady at best and there isn't really any legal repercussions for doing so and as proven historically if they do get caught doing something that undermines the privacy of their users, people are quick to forget and continue to use their services any way.

[@vapor404]

anyone else think if ih and sumito started a podcast talking about random shit it would be the most entertaining podcast ever

[@capslockcapable1719]

Those beautiful West Virginian palm trees.

[@richard7423]

I live in York, where the KitKat was invented. We only get the standard ~5 UK flavours here, how come Japan gets all the fancy ones? :(

[@BigPuddin]

What an insane rabbit hole this ended up being. The sheer number of divergences and the length of them all. Holy hell.

[@TheCamster4545]

“A look, a friendly bee. Honey, honey, get my epi pen ready” love it lol

[@hjsmit0]

Me : eating breakfast Historian: turtle without shell Now I don't want to eat

[@TTOS69]

I love 10 mins from the VA Border in NC...😮 You could have called...

[@Riclaval]

Seeing the Drake's one Million dollar suit part makes me wanna do a kickstarter to have and show what an actual suit like that would look like without the jewelry.... imagine a super soldier, carbonanofiber suit, ofcourse stylish for social gatherings and less bulky than Ironman's, while augmented with nanobots for various purposes. We have the technology, considering some Ted-talk around a decade ago about nanobots able to self-replicate altho not as quickly as those shown in sci-fi movies... yet, which was as mentioned ca. 10 years ago.

[@foxbuns]

i read carbon nanofiber as "car banana fiber" like 6 times

[@FacetiousEnigma]

29:08 That shell of a car is a 1989-1993 Nissan 180sx(Silvia). I know because I own one.

[@LongStripeyScarf]

13:44 is what happens when you realise 2 years later that the condom missed the bin when you were done with it

[@w0y4k15]

That Long Man commercial series is actually genius. More commercials like that, please.

[@davidwilliamson4559]

Sweet innocent pre-COVID Internet Historian talking about how Japanese people wear masks if they have a bit of a cough :D

[@jtcranger02]

In Ohio, we constantly get radio ads for an attorney with the number 444-4444

[@SpyroGuy]

That's literally the phone number of a taxi booking service on my side of the planet. It's called Taxi 4 and their catchphrase used to be "Have you ever tried a foursome?"

[@mooniemcmoonface3273]

I love how this managed to stray so far from the original topic of KitKats in Japan.

[@torbjornbackman8192]

This video should be the description of a rollercoaster in urban dictionary

[@EspressoStreams]

Watching in the Feeeeld backwards I feel like I've waited for this for a long time and I'm so happy to see the field.

[@TheSleepingSeer]

I'd watch a podcast hosted by Internet Historian, I love the conversations on this channel

[@Ky-lb5ts]

Bring Sumito back!!

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

Ah, the three things Japan is most well known for. Toyota, the Liquor Barn, and "Sit Down & Shut Up" shirts.

[@gregvarner9562]

I know this is old but I just found it and it's life changing....

[@danischeesus]

Hey I’m in Virginia as well! So nice to meet a fellow virgin.

[@joeyanderson6567]

Funny thing is 100k of paper cups is almost exactly 2/3 cubic kilometer of paper cut, this is not accounting for difference of top to bottom with, wholesale/ bulk price, or if buying so many cups would drive up the price of the cups.

[@its_destruggle2226]

That pesticide tent joke aged like fine milk

[@JuMiKu]

Same as the bit about masks...

[@tdbla98]

When you guys showed the std clinic (lmao) crab thing, right behind it is Daiso. My ex got me into their stuff. Super cheap and easy to get stuff that you use daily or whatever. Super cool little spot and they recently came to my city in the past few years

[@PhelesDragon]

9:27 that one didn’t age quite so well

[@ur4913]

Bruh wat

[@PhelesDragon]

@@ur4913 “...and they wear those medical masks...”

[@stinkygoat2686]

Im convinced Internet historian is the singularity

[@chase3283]

9:21 is trippy to listen to in 2022

[@Lord_GhostBoner_]

I must find the legendary waterless Kit Kat

[@bennupp2142]

When in a foreign country, ALWAYS follow strangers to abandoned buildings! That's where they keep the good stuff.

[@asinglelemanrussbattletank2351]

Last time i did this i woke up and my anus was a bit sore? Maybe i did something wrong?

[@bennupp2142]

@@asinglelemanrussbattletank2351 Sounds like it went perfectly.

[@VenomApollyon]

@@asinglelemanrussbattletank2351dude don't visit a hospital either you will lose your epic gamer points

[@Sevensliders]

@@asinglelemanrussbattletank2351 Lemme guess, Thailand?

[@babyboomer6272]

@@Sevensliders Probably Georgia. (Deliverance reference)

[@RaiderReid]

Thank you for introducing long long man to me. I'm a different man now.

[@kreatona4219]

Would you say that you've become a longer man?

[@1ntenc0]

That was genuinely the best commercial I've ever seen

[@rationalroundhead6739]

You're a long long man man now?

[@snail2755]

Are perhaps a long long man now?

[@23345star]

LONG LOOOOOOONG MAAAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAAAAAAN

[@namenamersonsr3103]

‘Remember when Japanese people get sick and wear those masks’ - Internet historian, moments before disaster.

[@infinummjb]

this and it's just mosquito nets because... surprise, they live next to the river

[@anagramconfirmed1717]

Remember when America got cucked by its government?

[@sumirunihon]

@@anagramconfirmed1717 wasn't that just all the time?

[@pennyforyourthots]

@@anagramconfirmed1717 "do you have any idea how little that narrows it down"

[@christopherbenoit5585]

@@infinummjb guess what windows work even better at stopping mosquitoes

[@adrianscott4288]

Did you just fly to the US for a joke about Radish farming?

[@obZenism]

It would appear so, yes

[@samhansen9771]

That or it's a video call

[@juicemilk6071]

Thats quality content

[@crazytim8256]

What an absolute lad, our Historian is.

[@Andrew-on3vc]

There is not a single place in Virginia like that.

[@MrGenoHydra]

This is just a very long and somewhat elaborate shitpost. Yet i enjoyed it.

[@SumitoMedia]

MrGenoHydra i’m glad you’re seeing the work behind the art

[@edg6779]

SHITPOST? no

[@user-oy5zw1gf6e]

so are you implying that you usually dont enjoy shitposts? fuck off bro

[@sorchacrabhan5937]

Long long shitpost

[@LikaLaruku]

It's what we're all here for.

[@LuqmanHakim-xi9qz]

imagine sitting on a couch minding your own business unaware that your house is being roasted by two people thousands km away from you.

[@Tunkkis]

And probably three years later.

[@voughklry8362]

thats just the internet in general

[@ThreeBeeHDb]

Japan: *sneezes*

[@SmilesEdgeworth]

Potentially in a different language you don't know.

[@MyHallis]

not to mention those two guys is thousands of km away from each other, putting your house on blast for millions

[@tomaknikodemski9287]

This video went a completely different direction to what i was expecting 10/10

[@FumblsTheSniper]

This video quite literally went in at least 20 directions

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Especially the ending.

[@MegaLietuvislt]

Subverted my expectations, just like star wars. I love star wars

[@user-rx2ur5el9p]

@@MegaLietuvislt Ryan Johnson delivers another masterpiece. 0/10 for no disheveled alien tiddy milk - chugging Mark Hamill, though.

[@giogiobru5806]

How tf did we start seeing kit kats and went to west virginia to a apartment in japan and I didn't notice something strange

[@gallian1116]

im pretty sure that was not west virginia

[@sally232]

It was that Japanese guy with an umbrella hat that paved the way lmao

[@gigatoaster8274]

*P A P E R C U P*

[@a_tree4776]

It follows the format of a conversation so that's probably why. If you pay more attention to when you talk to people you can see your convo's devolving into the strange stuff from the strangest stuff. Like how my conversation about finger guns and other hand gestures slowly changed into a deep, emotional and existential adventure about friendship, perception, meaning and love.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

the power of editing

[@grandpapipablito8050]

I'm convinced that internet historian is just a REALLY advanced text to speech.

[@xynatkarn4187]

Excuse you. He is a new technology entirely. Meme-to-speech

[@stephen293]

Did anyone see his shadow

[@alexcoutsavlis3421]

@@stephen293 yeah

[@kevinw6814]

@@stephen293 That was Shadowman

[@jurisfootrag]

Not with that laugh.

[@chuchisneko]

Sumito not being able to keep a straight face while discussing the acidity of the dirt for their pretend radish farm is my favourite thing today

[@Corrupted]

9:23 "these medical masks" feels like a distant timeline lol

[@R3dR4y.]

I know right? That’s what I thought too.

[@harelshemberg6606]

r/agedlikemilk

[@nickcurrent3111]

yessir

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Yeah.

[@dawsonstensrud951]

immediately heard that and came to the comments

[@Majinken]

"It's the size of a forest" -Internet Historian on forests

[@myysteriee]

it’s been 8 months and he still actively hearts comments on this video lol

[@dirkgently6030]

He's not wrong.

[@mistahchad220]

I thought he just said "It's a sizable forest" but this translation is far superior, not gonna lie

[@jammyyanny]

He should be a scientist

[@gooball2005]

he said it's a sizeable forest

[@dexis9412]

I wasn’t aware that radishes could only grow in fluoroantimonic acid

[@anneaunyme]

I wasn't aware such a substance existed, thanks for the info! Maybe now my radishes will start to grow.

[@dexis9412]

Anne Aunyme yep, it has a pH of -32 (that’s not even a joke, we only have 1 material that can hold it) so it’s perfect for radishes :)

[@bamberghh1691]

Fluoroantimonic acid doesn't have pH because it isn't soluable in water.

[@user-ri1xo9qx8g]

Internet historian is an educational channel

[@tobin1677]

@@dexis9412 I assume that the material in question is Radish?

[@junkiejackflash]

Downloaded honey to receive an average of $28.61 in savings, immediately ordered my Internet Historian umbrella hat for $29.99, only paid $1.38. Checkmate, historian.

[@IHincognitoMode]

wtf, Etsy just sent me an email that said I owe you money.

[@user-rx2ur5el9p]

@@IHincognitoMode Dude, what? Is this true? What is this Honey(TM) wizardry?

[@lilik7708]

@@user-rx2ur5el9p no lol

[@user-rx2ur5el9p]

@@lilik7708 oh aight B i'm boutta head out then

[@weareoutbreak89]

After installing honey i was excited how much of a Discount i could score if i wanted to buy the Microsoft Corp. It gets even cheaper if i purchase the bundle that includes Apple. Wonder why nobody had the Idea b4 me, 6669.69 USD sounds like a steal to me.

[@mindscapejem]

Note: There is now a Japanese person that knows what the Internet Historian actually looks like.

[@TeleTrenta]

in the field you can see his shadow and get a hint of how he looks like

[@sweggs3599]

Im pretty sure the japanese local with a strong kiwi accent isnt just some random japanese local

[@3301-f7f]

we have to track him down

[@Bazazooka]

@@3301-f7f so 4chan had an idea

[@telegnazatlqm3972]

@@sweggs3599 I'm pretty sure he is Japanese though, he just speaks English really well.

[@gooseourlord]

am korean, can confirm. we are just spooky japanese.

[@JayTohab]

My parents love y’all’s dramas!

[@moimoi7534]

MIne too ero...korean movies

[@Pinupopinion]

Does that make the vietnamese just koreans with poopspike pits?

[@seantheguy1391]

youtube Anime erotic Korean movies?

[@seantheguy1391]

Rebuilt Skeletal Structure kek

[@OwenSzostak]

The deadpan way he says “this is also candy” when it cuts to a plate of fish gets me every time

[@spooderlover3512]

Just the way sumito doesn't even acknowledge that

[@MuzzySkeleton]

What I learned from this vid: -Making Chocolate is strangely sexual -LONG, LONG MAN -Drive-by suicide may be a thing -Almost everyone loves head umbrellas -Radish farming is serious business -Vending machines will soon take over the World -Spooky

[@eamoncarroll7708]

Everyone but one guy likes head umbrellas*

[@Ahmadabdal_]

did you forget about the cup island you could buy instead of a watch?

[@smallmailman3992]

Oh no, not my worst fear! Vending Machines will become the dominant race? I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN! - doofinshmirtz probably

[@clappingslapper6349]

-some dude keeps his porn in an abandoned building

[@W38h34D]

Hearing internet historian explain his theory on the high end fashion blew my mind

[@dirrdevil]

It actually makes sense. Quite genius. To counter low demand, you make the supply very low. Then make it expensive. Market it as scarce and exclusive. If you don't like it, "you just don't get it". It is the perfect scheme for depriving idiots of their money.

[@megasocky]

@@dirrdevil this applies to anything with SALES, 2 for 1 deals or like when theyre getting rid of their inventory. Everyone in america is actually tricked by this lol its nothing new

[@tostie3110]

@@dirrdevil I hate this whenever you actaully want something. Collectibles sometimes are made in low amounts even though there is pretty high demand. only being produced once or once every year

[@Profilejc98]

It's all down to status and prestige, mostly driven by exclusivity through low quantity or outrageous prices. I do wonder if people who buy that kind of stuff genuinely prefer it to cheaper stuff aesthetically

[@boobysr]

That's just how it is with the branding-reliant brands, like Gucci, Fendi, Off-White, Balenciaga, etc. People will buy all of their ugly shit just because the name is on it. See Off-White belt, Gucci belt/flip flops, ugly Balenciaga dad sneakers, and Fendi everything. Of course, people are scrambling for those items specifically because of mob mentality (they've seen it a million times on instagram) and anyone who can scrape together $600 or so can get one, but you get my point. Even if it's a monstrous piece of crap like that rainbow tiger pullover, people will still get it because Gucci and there was a song about it. They have the clout of saying it's "the Gucci pullover". With other high-fashion, haute couture stuff, it has to rely on the actual design and craftsmanship of the clothes (Tom Brown, Celine, Rick Owens). These may be names you haven't heard before because they don't rely on obnoxious branding, thus their names don't quite permeate the fashion sphere. Very sad, because there's quite a lot of artistry in the fashion industry people never hear about because they're so repulsed by these massively expensive, elitist doo doo clothes, and rightfully so.

[@hilotakenaka]

I actually tried the Sake, sweet potato and Shinshu Apple kitkats a while back sake was alright. Sweet potato was really good but the shinshu apple one was horrifyingly accurate in taste.

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

"horrifyingly accurate" in a good or a bad way? Because I fucking LOVE apples...

[@thecheeselord5943]

@@justderp5713 Hahaha, no... *YOU*

[@wrrrydthemanga9828]

You sure you just didnt eat an apple that looked like a kitkat

[@backlogbuddies]

@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves good way. The apple one I had tasted like the fruit and so did the blue berry

[@dxp96]

yeah in Japan the sodas and candies dont taste like the artificial fruits we know, they actually taste like real fruits. You need to try some watermelon flavored soda

[@bane2201]

Somebody has added a place called "Internet Historian and SumitoMedia's Radish Farm" in Danville, VA.

[@desannful]

HGJW+XH Danville

[@rikvanderlinden7717]

Yeah bullshi- holy fuck that actually exists

[@countyvillwolfeschlegelste4189]

@@rikvanderlinden7717 can i get a link?

[@bigghugges5684]

Seeing my hometown made me excited and I googled it- I guess it got removed :(

[@imadrifter]

They never followed thru with that throwaway joke radish farm?

[@finalfroggitapproaches6418]

I wrote an essay covering the Long Long Man commercials in my college marketing class. It’s the only research paper I actually enjoyed writing, and it was also my first ‘A’ on an essay.

[@enumaelish9193]

God I love those. Check out the Wake car ads and the Tsugoku Oishi ads.

[@ashj_2088]

That's random as 👈😎👍

[@maxtadeu181]

Can you link it please? I think it would be the first research paper I would like to read.

[@spiggensengineering1963]

That's awesome

[@KRMLZ01]

Froggits are smarter than I thought

[@undiiviidual]

Long man stole my wife’s boyfriend

[@PALACIO254]

He stole me from my wife and husband

[@skylertremblay3395]

Ricardo?

[@Scarb1984]

I’m currently living in Japan and I can confirm the amount of vending machines are ridiculous. Also, Long Long Man is everyone’s delivery man.

[@tahunuva4254]

How the hell do they maintain them all? I'd be worried about getting one that's been sitting in the sun for several years..

[@Niggychan]

Have you married him yet?

[@Scarb1984]

Tahu Nuva It would depend on where you live and the quality of the vending machine. I live 5 minutes away from a train station and I pass at least 7 vending machines before reaching the station that just has 6 of them on the outside and not including the ones inside. I think some people technically own some vending machines as one of my neighbors sells fresh fruit and vegetables in his garage and there is a Coca Cola vending machine right next to his shop. I’ve seen him open it with a key, stock cans in there, and collect money. I assume that he technically owns it, but I’m probably wrong about that.

[@Scarb1984]

Kat Katterson I’m going to be honest. I don’t know. One moment, you’re with him, tearing a piece of L O N G candy, and then there’s only after images of him.

[@tahunuva4254]

@@Scarb1984 that makes sense.. Thanks for r the eggsplanation, I'll be sure to toss a few coppers into your vending machine if you know what I mean when I'm next in Tokyo (plot twist: I've never been to Tokyo and am high af)

[@SpaceDuckQuack]

**69 year old smoker vocie** You want some radishes?

[@Kebbie01]

A pH of -20 would melt your feet. Only a radish is strong enough to survive

[@Isaac-LizardKing]

The scale stops at 0, so i guess the soil would actually react with the earth.

[@glumbortango7182]

@@Isaac-LizardKing no, there are chemicals with negative pH. The scale is logarithmic, so hypothetically any number pH is possible.

[@firy3512]

@@glumbortango7182 this is true

[@Isaac-LizardKing]

@@glumbortango7182 WHAAAAAAT. I can’t wait to look into this more.

[@radunegovan3841]

@@Isaac-LizardKing actually -7

[@matthewtidd7090]

As someone who is haft Japanese and has visited, the reason why a lot of windows are just nets is because a ton of people just don't use their air conditioning, so they keep windows open, usually the metal screens aren't enough to keep the bugs out, so some people put nets and whatnot over their screens.

[@Searching4Solace]

I like your high fashion theory. But I saw ugly embroidered Gucci rip offs in PacSun over a year ago and people do buy it.

[@half.blight]

Ugly is the new fashion

[@vanox_incognito]

Rip

[@HallsoftheSummer]

Pacsun is broke gucci

[@junkiejackflash]

I refuse to believe you've even seen a PacSun in any less than the past 9 years

[@fictionmyth]

I don't think the look of those clothes is the selling point. It's just the fact that people can strut around in clothes that cost way too much money. "I bought this ugly ass shirt for $400 and now you know I had $400 to spend on this ugly ass shirt!" They can be any design they want, so long as it's distinct, and just the fact that they are so expensive will draw the rich to them. Then the people who follow the trends set up by the rich, because they themselves want to appear rich, just jump on the bandwagon thinking it will make other people believe they, too, are rich. That's the only theory I can come up with that makes any kind of sense. I mean that garish shirt that was shown in the video looks like someone ate a bunch of wool and clothing dye then threw it all up and weaved the result into a shirt. No one looks at that and thinks, "How awesome is that shirt!?" I may also be hopelessly out of touch.

[@TheInfiniteAmo]

Holy shit the DEEPEST LORE on Long Long Man, that was an emotional journey.

[@DB1Dragoon]

Someone show this to Mauler

[@megamage911]

And they didn't even show all the ads! There were way more actually! Go look them up!

[@Rise65487]

ha yes, Long-Long Man, the greatest commercial ever made

[@megamage911]

@@Rise65487 And the greatest love story ever told.

[@wendysmith4037]

@@megamage911 and sadly a kinda meh candy ):

[@lohto3]

Ah, abandoned Japanese houses. My favorite type of KitKat flavor to explore.

[@LanHikari]

but the real japanese local was the friends we made along the way

[@LikaLaruku]

"Hello, I want to buy your chunk of forest." ::Flies out to weedy desert:: ::Tests beach sand:: "This is GREAT soil for growing crops."

[@whyareyoulookinghere9135]

"so i hear the ph"