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[@SumitoMedia]

if you're stuck in the wilderness just walk up to the biggest toughest looking bear and kiss him right on the lips

[@Defectum138]

Of course

[@meenalien4446]

Good tip mate!

[@chadboates9880]

only if i can be on top

[@gabrieloviedocasanas4977]

in the wilderness nobody can tell you what to do

[@mystic_miser_1]

@@meenalien4446 “tip” 😏

[@tranceorkester]

"Fuck you, get Nord" is the most convincing sales pitch ever.

[@imwatchingvideoz]

Reverse psychology always works on me tbh

[@early20s18]

if you're an NPC

[@motodiablo]

Shut up and take my money!

[@thejason755]

I bought ten just on the strength of the arguement

[@Einhauser]

It's the kicks to the head that really sell it tbh

[@hans007pirat]

i love how the episode on survival is 50% how to deal with awkward social situations lol

[@edmundthespiffing2920]

The thrill of these situations make you feel like it is a survival situation

[@snapper7568]

The Colosseum of the modern age.

[@igno3798]

How to survive in the modern age

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

Prison sure is an awkward social situation

[@MrDrProfessorSir962]

Theyre the same picture

[@easilyeasy]

The fear in IH's voice when he says "holy fuck," makes me believe that this man would take a life if it meant his identity would remain safe

[@Bebop1811]

Who can say he hasn't? All the witnesses would be dead

[@puppysect]

He's basically Keyser Söze.

[@zenzi2244]

@@puppysect Not to revive a 3 month old comment, but I JUST watched The Usual Suspects for the first time last night and now here I am watching this video for the first time and see your comment lol

[@auggygobby8233]

If he gets recognized at a con (which I doubt he’d go to because of that) everyone should just respond “Yeah in the internet historian what’s up?” And just flood the person who noticed

[@Papercleeep]

@@auggygobby8233 spiderman after the train rescue kind of vibe.

[@ToastyTstdToast]

Imagine internet historian at a con and hes just surround by dozens of people chanting "lightwood laminate"

[@MrMiyakiWaxOff]

"FUCK THE BAG!"

[@reddeaddude2187]

He's right FUCK THE BAG!

[@elderrusty541]

@@reddeaddude2187 light wood laminate light wood laminate

[@DaShoopdahoop]

Nothing like getting lightwood laminate as a compensation for getting screwed over for your bag lmao

[@OSCARMlLDE]

@@DaShoopdahoop oh god the sex bots got this thread. Hold my hand and run, we're getting you outta here bud

[@BadTwin]

You're in prison and the roughest toughest bad boy comes up to you and says; "AYE, YOU THE INTERNET HISTORIAN!?!"

[@ONIscrooge]

And then he gets chocolate on his pants, nervously tries to convince you it's not shit, and start sobbing unconsolably.

[@Rhelord]

and then he gets shanked while pretending to look for him

[@ninucho]

He also spills apple juice all over his shirt and has to wear the juice soaked shirt for the rest of the day as the other inmates laught at him.

[@big_sea]

yes

[@alexandermacer5226]

Just imagine if the first thing an inmate asks you in prison is whether or not you are Slava Marlowe (whoever the fuck he is, don't ask me)

[@itsjeremysalt9715]

I love sumitos method of answering hypotheticals is to just throw the problem back into Historian 10x stronger

[@zachflag6506]

Sumito’s the type of guy where you try to stop him from eating your sandwich by licking it all over, and he just grabs the whole thing and eats it anyways while maintaining unblinking eye contact with you

[@big_sea]

yes

[@dominiking69]

​@@zachflag6506hell also make uncomfortable sounds of satisfaction as he eats the sandwich

[@DaneVogel]

I love how none of these deal with the wilderness, yet both IH and Sumito are stranded in the middle of the desert with a projector and no water

[@Dorian-_-Gray]

after the "weapons" video, they probably figured out how upsetting it is for a lot of their U.S. viewers that neither IH, nor his friends, care one single bit about those viewers' weird fantasies of themselves as gun-pointing survivalists

[@BigWheel.]

@@Dorian-_-Gray rent free

[@Indigo_Gaming]

What I learned from this video, is that in the fight for survival in any situation, you must: 1. Cry _2. Cry deeply_ *3. Cry more, inconsolably so*

[@Einhauser]

4. Herstorian will be the victor's prize

[@DannySullivanMusic]

lolol nice one

[@destraw6221]

"Are you sad-doggin' me bro?"

[@jokey-mmmm4432]

6. Passionately kiss the big guy

[@tylercoon1791]

Continuously say ‘You don’t know _my_ name!?’

[@wavybonez183]

I don’t think IH has ever broken character as hard as that airplane bit

[@theruq7171]

I don't blame him, it was insanely, ridiculously, hilarious.

[@lameuser1]

"Think of what you're saying. How would I shit the front of my pants?" That's not for me to figure out. I'm just callin' it as I see it...

[@notatrollll]

@@lameuser1 Fun fact. there is a deformity that can be genetic or trauma caused where your urethra can have a hole into your rectum. It’s called a rectalurethral fistula. I’m glad I could pass on this information.

[@ThisIsTheBestAnime]

@@megazero952 If someone describes a disgusting medical condition, it's good practice not to Google it unless you really feel a strong need to know and don't easily get queasy. The same goes for references to disgusting videos or topics (such as goatse, 2girls1cup, etc.). It's an even worse idea for shocking imagery such as people getting shot in the face or hit by a car. You do NOT need to know what it looks like, and knowing will NOT be a net positive addition to your life.

[@tsurugizaki]

Having looked it up, I can say that all that comes up is medical diagrams. There are definitely worse things to look up.

[@TuffMelon]

I can't stop laughing at Sumito's 180 flip of that jewellery thief situation

[@sweettea3879]

The best segment of this video by far

[@Shockguey]

It gets better when you notice that IH was assuming that he went back there to steal more jewelry until it hit him in the face with the "can I help you?".

[@lordjimbo2]

"I'm keeping the umbrella" is perfect in its defiant impotence.

[@helix9445]

straight up bugs bunny shit

[@as7river]

It seems like Internet Historian and Sumito make 9.5/10 standalone content, but whenever they work together it just straight goes to 19/10. This is entertainment at its very finest. Keep at it guys, these monologues are pure gold.

[@geoffdb8118]

Dialogues ??

[@big_sea]

yes

[@ErnestsLacis]

I just hope that Sumito goes to vidcon and walks up to random people saying:"Whats Up Internet historian" loud enough so nearby people overhear him.

[@a_common_weeb]

That would be a fucking god tier bit

[@big_sea]

yes

[@SnaxOnSnaxOnSnaxOnSnaxOnSnax]

To bad it's cancelled

[@occams_chainsaw]

@@SnaxOnSnaxOnSnaxOnSnaxOnSnax there will be other conventions at some point. That bit would be funny now or 10 years from now, honestly

[@jmaster2855]

That'd be incredible, I'm proud to be your 1000th like

[@RushGarcia]

Gonna be hearing that Tokyo Ghoul opening every time my dog gets rejected by other dogs.

[@markthomas4050]

Milo and I are in the same boat.

[@iug5672]

GOD damn it now i'm gonna be thinking this too lmao

[@blizzardwizzard8572]

Imo that second part of the Intro really slaps

[@Amusia727]

@@markthomas4050 Wait a second

[@big_sea]

yes

[@razvansfirlogea3134]

Internet Historian: "They have to kinda manufacture stupidity into the scenario of a zombie apocalypse otherwise nothing would happen." Also Historian: Barricades the house, goes to the second floor and *_kicks the ladder down_* instead of pulling it up.

[@driftingwolf0]

He is sticking to the script you amateur. How else are we gonna have the dramatic rooftop fight for his life until the hot girl with no pilot training comes in with a helicopter to save our protagonist.

[@monolith94]

@@driftingwolf0 Please, how hard could flying a helicopter really be???

[@rotor7726]

@@monolith94 she learned it from the little pamphlet they found in the abandoned airfield of course

[@driftingwolf0]

@@rotor7726 along with that automatic rifle with the endless clip.

[@nullthevile]

What, the braindead zombies are going to put the ladder back up?

[@grimmieboy1]

"He's such a selfish lover, I can't stand it" had me in tears. Feckin' hilarious!

[@echizennishida9554]

I heard from a Indian that the holding of hands is taught to them as kids to prevent kidnapping since it's so prevalent in their country, and it just kinda sticks with you for life

[@theswissmiss69]

That’s really interesting.

[@dudemate3363]

@@theswissmiss69 well it's the same in switzerland so not sure why you're surprised.

[@theswissmiss69]

@@dudemate3363 mhhh nah. In kindergarten and the first years of primary school you hold hands but after that… you get stones thrown at you if you hold hands with another guy.

[@dudemate3363]

@@theswissmiss69 okay I was joking, but I don't think you would get stones thrown after you. I mean we just passed the gay marriage law (way to late I know), so it's really not that bad lol. In a small village you would probably get some weird looks though.

[@digitalpimp9696]

@@dudemate3363 they're not throwing the rocks at you out of hemophobia. They're just trying to get the rocks to go through the holes.

[@cactuspulp]

I wonder if IH doesn't actually bring in any money for Nord VPN, but whoever is at Nord is just so entertained by the story and production value that they keep sinking money into sponsoring him so they can see what comes next.

[@sontypohnenamen5161]

Or IH isn’t actually getting paid by Nord anymore and just pretends to be to keep the NCU going

[@mirovitaetheguy8736]

@@sontypohnenamen5161 favorite scenario

[@gribberoni]

OR Internet Historian _IS_ Nord VPN

[@JoshuaDavies04]

@@gribberoni but NordVPN is dead!

[@MichaelHarto]

@@JoshuaDavies04 4 months free for 2 years subscription bro

[@SoaringLettuce]

If we're ever at Vidcon and someone tries to say, "oh look, it's Internet Historian!" we need to do a Spartacus moment where we all go "I'm Internet Historian!"

[@mattpk1609]

I am Alpharius. - IH

[@abrahamnarvaez1730]

Then we all take turns kissing the biggest toughest looking internet historian on the lips

[@mindshuffler3332]

I'm Radio Rebel!

[@fauxdude9756]

@@mindshuffler3332 based

[@christie-chan4959]

I am also Omegon - Another IH

[@NashaWriter85]

As IH fans, if anyone tries to blab his identity at some con or whatever, I think its our jobs to just come up behind the person, put them in a headlock like a secret service agent then whisk them away. All while crying, of course.

[@Nope-en9bo]

In these situations, we need to employ the infamous assassin. The "Bikelock Fugitive". I know, its too drastic, but its a job that must be done.

[@Dorian-_-Gray]

oh

[@NashaWriter85]

@@Nope-en9bo You....get sh** done. You'll do well in the IH Troops.

[@NashaWriter85]

@@observerobserver2240 .....I pictured and heard this in my head and I adored it lol.

[@BassGal92]

I am trained in chokeholds so I request to be a part of the damage control team. I'm short so I can't be the one to perform the headlock.

[@cluckendip]

"you must learn to survive if you want to survive" that's really deep, man. it's only friday

[@PilloTheStar]

"Bold statements only on this channel"

[@kalicula7718]

"People die if they are killed"

[@toppler8164]

@@kalicula7718 dude no politics in the comment section.

[@big_sea]

yes

[@domega2844]

- Sangonomiya Kokomi, Art of War

[@DumDevil]

I've never heard Internet Historian emote as much as he was describing a stranger cleaning chocolate off of his pants by pouring water on his crotch

[@kenricnarbrough8191]

Its when he finally felt alive...

[@Rain..._]

Yeah he sounded very different

[@DeconvertedMan]

Look at me! I AM NOT CRAZY (poor's water on pants) *hahahahaHHAHAHHAAAHHAHAAA!!!!!*

[@f.calamo6658]

I think I saw he complaining about this too munch now.

[@tobaccojacko]

Bro I would sound like that if that happened to me

[@J3tr0cks]

Honestly Sumito could call someone Internet Historian and they could sound just like him but if he doesn’t look like Hide the Pain Harold I wouldn’t actually believe it to be him.

[@Casedilla73]

I am deeply grateful for this extensive guide on how to survive not only life-or-death situations, but also the true danger: social situations.

[@big_sea]

yes

[@tymeddaugh1674]

I love how they both seem to be getting crazier and crazier each time.

[@Hemostat]

i think they left IH out in the wild for a year to prep for this video. He really seemed like he was losing it

[@rock9154]

@@Hemostat I think his avatar really helped him seem absolutely maddened. The expressions were on point.

[@muserweaver]

madness... MADNESS!

[@adonaiyah2196]

IH has lost motivation for his main account and now hes turned to extended ramblings on this one. Which is nice and im not hating just saying

[@korpen2858]

IH lives in the police state of Australia, ofcourse he's gone mad

[@josephschultz3301]

I love that Sumito can play ball with basically any bullshit conversation and just roll with it.

[@unbearifiedbear1885]

Him taking over the jewellery store was a masterstroke 😂

[@josephschultz3301]

@@unbearifiedbear1885 I can agree with that, yo. It was both completely stupid and amazing to watch happen xD . It's like: *[Inner Monologue]* "Fuck it, just flip the table and make him the bad guy instead! _I WIN!"_

[@unbearifiedbear1885]

@@josephschultz3301 😂❤

[@josephschultz3301]

@@unbearifiedbear1885 It takes a certain level of full-of-yourself cockiness to just twist things around and declare yourself the winner xD . I'm reminded of when Sumito also decided that half of the show belonged to him. *On a whim.* And here comes the watermark entering from Historian's side of the screen~

[@unbearifiedbear1885]

Uh.. the A.I's are meme-ing, guys..

[@brovid-19]

I've never played DnD, but I would kill to play a game with Internet Historian as the dungeon master.

[@katherinehemken5544]

Right now I am in tears thinking of the image of a guy on a plane pointing out what may or may not be shit on his pants, being offered water to clean it up, accepting it, saying "thanks," and just pouring the bottle out over his crotch and laughing like a maniac while the plane passes into a cloud and lightning is lighting up the sky outside the window.

[@love-hammer]

Scenario: IH and Sumito start a podcast but like ironically. The plot twist is it's great and everybody loves it.

[@y__h]

This isn't podcast?

[@Uiselmo]

Kinda like the video game channel

[@jimbothegymbro7086]

and the double twist is they start a budding gay romance and adopt 20 African children

[@KillDylvn]

I hope this happens

[@apeaape]

IH Incognito might as well be a shitposting podcast at this point

[@rodrigovda]

The fact that we still don't know Internet Historian's identity proves that NordVPN is very effective

[@averagepersonfrommissouri751]

Dammit! That is how we can’t get him arrested for tax evasion

[@CalGcastglassnz]

It's friendly Jordyn 😆

[@Raskolnikov70]

NordVPN fired him 3 years ago but he won't stop doing the ads. They'd sue him, but he's using a VPN and they can't find him.

[@mysterio1967]

@@averagepersonfrommissouri751 Nah you’re not the IRS

[@blink182izawsm]

I know his identity. He's my life coach's baby daddy.

[@_Michael_01]

That woman is watching this video right now, and just realizing that she met the ever elusive Internet Historian.

[@octavianschaefer7294]

Not only met him, but experienced one of the funniest/awkward moments for him

[@ghostpotato7226]

I like how internet historian's model looks more and more demented as the series goes on

[@wolfeyes555]

I love that you can hear the genuine fear in Internet Historian's voice at the thought of being accidently revealed at Vidcon.

[@christopherjohnson2070]

If IH is in danger of being outed everyone around has to start saying “ I am Internet Historian” Spartacus style

[@jonanice]

I also loved @ 2:26 he mocks fans complaining about not uploading to his main channel

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

I love that you can hear the genuine fear in Internet Historian's voice at the thought of being accidently revealed at Vidcon.

[@wolfeyes555]

@EaselBlank You got me. I've convinced they're elaborate bots.

[@TwitchyTopHat1]

@@JarthenGreenmeadow I love that you noticed that he can hear the genuine fear in Internet Historian's voice at the thought of being accidentally revealed at Vidcon.

[@UnwovenSleeve]

This channel has just devolved into Internet Historian and Sumito playing custom DnD campaigns at this point

[@andrewk1504]

Man, I wish they would have made that joke during the video...

[@UnwovenSleeve]

@@andrewk1504 man it’s not like I made my comment half way through the video or anything

[@nathanknapp3802]

I'm here for it. These are my favorite moments in IH's content.

[@falloutrains2641]

Yes and I love it

[@g1sunstreaker584]

*evolved

[@dynagaming2693]

I love how NordVPN continues to sponsor you despite the absolute madness of the ads. I can appreciate a company with a sense of humor.

[@itsd0nk]

Probably more to do with smartly following the metrics. Creators can see how many people skip past the ad sections. I guarantee you that IH’s ads get skipped less than any other creator on YT.

[@HandsomeLad69]

@@itsd0nkit’s too hilarious to skip IH ads.

[@itsd0nk]

@@HandsomeLad69 Exactly. This is quite an achievement. I can’t think of a single other creator that accomplishes this effect, even the other creators that make their sponsored segments fun and comedic, like Ryan George. His ads are pretty hilarious, too, but I’ll still skip them 90% of the time. They’re just funny enough for me to leave them on if my hands are busy when they come on. Other ad segments are so lame that I will stop whatever I’m doing to skip past them. Meanwhile, I want a playlist with all of the IH ad segments lol.

[@vilified_225]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="345">5:45</a> "the water hit your balls and you were like, wait second"

[@madmanmax120]

These videos are just an elaborate podcast at this point. I came in expecting survival and all I got were piss stories and gameshow ideas. 10/10

[@delta5130]

and we fucking love it

[@erics5572]

I love how historian cracks himself up with his jokes even before he's uttered a word.

[@PoshBeard]

Sometimes you just think of something really funny and you can't hold it

[@erics5572]

lol at how the comments attract all the "check my video" account names once they hit a certain number of likes. Thinking I should just delete the comment.

[@kult_of_kek3225]

@@erics5572 my comment has 0 likes, and yet there are 15 or so comments from them

[@blinded6502]

@@erics5572 These comments are left even under 0 like comments.

[@erics5572]

@@kult_of_kek3225 not sure what comment you're referring to, I'm just talking about my original comment getting all this in here.

[@seshjuan42069]

TwitchCon survival tip: - If there's a ballpit or foamcube pit... DO *NOT* APPROACH. TURN AND RUN

[@Reddreambigfart]

Sumito & Intorian's dynamic is one of my favorite things, because they're both funny on their own, but their style of comedy pairs up perfectly so they also play off each other's bits perfectly and spend most of any ITF just making each other laugh every other line. IH's style is a lot slower and long winded but Sumito just cracks one-liners constantly, he's always on the ball and knows exactly how to catch you off guard. Great stuff.

[@Einhauser]

Gameshow: 12 gay men in a house have to figure out who is secretly straight. If the straight doesn't get voted out he gets $1m. Twist: All 12 are straight and told they are the one straight man

[@jasonhenry8067]

I’m dying 🤣

[@connieworline349]

omg plz someone make this happen

[@iMorands]

FUCKING BRILLIANT

[@HerohammerStudios]

Then how do you win the prize?

[@pringleonthefloor25]

@@HerohammerStudios you don’t

[@Froggeh92]

So what we learned is this: 1. Herstorian has giant anime milkers 2. You guys need to make gameshows cause that's lit AF

[@big_sea]

yes

[@erika002]

Herstorian is Lucoa? hmmm *_good fucking choice_*

[@Wingedmagician]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="568">9:28</a> that’s not a zombie apocalypse. That’s Nord.

[@thebeingdestroyerofworlds8690]

The chocolate story is some real greentext material

[@nono-fb8tr]

The agony in Historian's voice just THINKING about being outed at VidCon... We must protect this man.

[@DaShoopdahoop]

Our identity is the biggest treasure we can have, I'm not suprised that he wants to keep his own a secret lmao

[@Infinite_Archive]

How are we supposed to protect him when we don't know who we're supposed to protect?

[@kmeanxneth]

@@Infinite_Archive If is in danger of being outed everyone around has to start saying “ I am Internet Historian”

[@RaptorNX01]

I don't even think he's that concerned with his identity getting out in and of itself, I think he has severe social anxiety and the thot of being mobbed at a con and the center of attention would be horrifying. That could also be how he was able to pick out Sean Murray's social anxiety in the no man's sky video when so many others missed it.

[@Artcat932]

@@kmeanxnethI AM RADIO REBEL.

[@ThrawnFett123]

The jewelry heist is even worse. He pulled it out to come in. The door is a push from that side. Him yanking on handles in was just him seeing the handles and forgetting while freaking out to escape. So if he had just pushed he probably would have been fine

[@jmjedi923]

Which is even funnier cause that would have saved him time and he could.have just like shoulder checked the door and ran

[@missingindy]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="966">16:06</a> fun fact I learned in highschool: when you are panicked, like in a life or death situation, the frontal lobe, the part of the brain that is responsible for logical thought, is essentially shut down while you are panicked, which is why some people just stand still when they see a car barreling towards them

[@ridergilwin1494]

These all feel like a Kings Quest or text adventure thing. “You’ve just shit yourself.” “I break dance” “I start crying inconsolably.”

[@TRSTNDSR]

Internet Historian and Sumito have such an enjoyable chemistry to watch... probably my favorite duo

[@CertMediocre]

The best.

[@SomeCrusader]

I'm kinda torn between that and Internet Historian with ManyKudos being the best duo

[@orxy5316]

Me too

[@solarwalkman]

The one with pyro is really fun to watch

[@renanleandro5914]

couple*

[@TheActualAnthonino]

That airplane story made me fucking burst out laughing and tearing up at the scene. I just love the sentence "To prevent it from looking like I shit the front of my pants, I poured water all over it." it's the perfect example of automode on a human.

[@dannyp2970]

If that happens I enter a "no social awkward ness survival" phase. "Hey look I got candy bar on my shorts, haha looks like I shit myself"

[@lancetomimoto3478]

I've actually seen a homeless person near my house that was wearing a T-shirt as pants with his two legs through the arm holes and the neck hole for his personal business. He must have already watched this video.- Survival.

[@joshuareeve9508]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1003">16:43</a> "i lost mine horse riding" 💀💀💀

[@Snootch]

The thing is, I don't think the door was even locked on the would-be thief, he came in and you can see the door hits a stop, he fucking pulled when he should have pushed.

[@eyeker_8422]

nah lots of jewelry stores and pawn shops have buzzers to let people in/out the doors

[@TemperateGreenBananaClassic]

Thats what I was thinking he just tried to open the door the wrong way

[@drunk_monkey8080]

I think the salesman gave him a replica jewelry. Jewelry stores here in the Philippines do that. Sales people give you replica jewelries to try on.

[@TornixGalensti]

I'm loving the haggard look. Really adds a whole new dimension to "hide the pain, Harold".

[@tannerhamilton6025]

His airplane story is exactly why you should ALWAYS keep a change of clothes in your carry-on.

[@ThePika78]

I can 200% feel the passive aggressiveness of the IH's editor against them through the entire video, and I love it.

[@islapcrabs]

I don’t know why, but hearing Internet Historian lose his shit retelling his plane story made my day. Just hearing his calm voice just turn into laughter was amazing.

[@fachi4110]

15:45 pretty sure he's slowly going crazy

[@Porkchop_Delight]

You're amazing

[@alaia2263]

I thought at the start it was fictional.

[@aliceduren6542]

i was DYING at that part XD

[@fdlarts7676]

Ikr he laughed so much it's infectious

[@8765Yumika]

Fun fact: The Stasi actually used the "let's move a persons stuff around while they are not at home" tactic to make the people they were suspicious of think that they were going insane and to induce mental breakdowns.

[@Tom-yl3gj]

Oooh you got a sauce with that info?

[@IodizedNaCL]

give source m8

[@teathesilkwing7616]

Well Wikipedia says it’s true with a good source so I believe you

[@sarkedev]

Hmmm... Internet HiSTASIan?

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

"Can I be the top?" Lmfao this guy.

[@HaggisMuncher-69-420]

The actor zombie thing was a thing in London. It was an event where you'd pay to basically run through the streets of London to avoid zombies. It helps that London already looks post-apocalyptic.

[@GippyHappy]

If I were at a con and heard someone shouting about IH, a "very convincing" attempt at an American accent, then suddenly some dude just full sprints past me, I'd probably piss myself laughing. On the plus side, it might make a nice distraction for his escape.

[@Dorian-_-Gray]

ok

[@GippyHappy]

@Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó if I saw him and he wasn’t Harold I’d be shattered

[@EldrakeOng]

I love how "In the Field" are just really heavily edited podcasts

[@vicenteramirez754]

india 👳‍♂️☪

[@Someguyfromtheinternet36]

The Nord storyline is more of a crossover than anything in the MCU

[@davidnedved3781]

"You must learn to survive if you want to survive" I think I'll start using that.

[@CowchDot]

why is everyone surviving and not prospering? *”all this and more”*

[@vicenteramirez754]

india 👳‍♂️☪

[@soup5309]

America

[@Germancheese45]

@@yester_fest3020 same

[@SDSypher]

@@yester_fest3020 how, it’s just salt

[@A_Ducky]

Living is expensive. Dunno about the rest of ya, but I'm not having that much fun for the price of admission. (IH vids excepted)

[@bungalo50]

"Hmm I wonder why Internet Historian doesn't want to show his face" *hears the plane candy bar story* "Aaaah ok he's that kind of person"

[@piratelegend473]

what

[@lucjanl1262]

Would you care to explain and elaborate, please? I seem to quite don't understand.

[@jiin6]

Australian?

[@Robin-jk6wz]

@@jiin6 Worse, a New Zee

[@JAy-vx3vw]

@@lucjanl1262 awkward

[@durere]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="245">4:05</a> the tension is palpable

[@constitutionaldennis]

I love how Internet Historian's voice goes from Barry White to Tiny Tim in two seconds when he's laughing.

[@a.m11558]

Historian, hearing that aeroplane choc-crotch story made me realise my embarrassing moments weren't so bad. Thank you for your sacrifice, now the rest of us can rest easy.

[@MotiMota15]

I know you will spaghetti tf out when the next awkward moment will happen to you 😀

[@a.m11558]

@@MotiMota15 i don't think i care anymore lmao, awkwardness is alright

[@Magicalnora]

I don't even think the shit pants was embarassing. But maniacally cry laughing... I would never recover

[@mobilemechanics6565]

Harold couldn't HIDE THE PAIN

[@Malikav0311]

What the fuck is this? A bunch of coomer account bots spamming this comment everywhere.

[@Apriose]

When IH is talking about his chocolate pants its sounds like a third funny story, a third “what the hell is wrong with me” and a third guilty confession to someone. And i love it.

[@vicenteramirez754]

india 👳‍♂️☪

[@jeni1297]

Sumito is his therapist

[@autodidacticartisan]

What's the first and second?

[@Porkchop_Delight]

I love you

[@autodidacticartisan]

@@Porkchop_Delight if love you too, muffin

[@brettrace]

That bit about the chocolate on the airplane hits 110% home. Like, the part about laughing in an awkward situation but other ppl just looking at you like you're crazy-nuts because there's no way that they could know what is so funny

[@jonathandewberry289]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="900">15:00</a> I actually discovered this while visiting a UK campus. Not just 2 young men but sometimes 4-wide. A series of complaints broke out about them walking down sidewalks hand-in-hand so that they therefore blocked all others who'd have to walk around them. Upon investigation the students, all new arrivals, all abroad for the first time in their lives, they explained this was normal in their home country and it seems to be rooted in a very popular 'combat sport' where teams play 'break the line' against each other. The great champions hold hands and another opposing line of hand-holders tries to crash through them and whoever breaks grip loses points etc. Culturally, this is a 'strongman' thing. This is young men being 'sporty' and 'athletic' looking. At some point, a Pakistani professor was called upon to try and explain to them how and why, in British culture, you cannot use the pavement to have 'grip battles' and the campus culture doesn't have this kind of mentality and thinking etc. No joke, for real, about a year later the Uni created a league for this sport.. whatever it's called i dunno.. 'hand holding battle'. Anyway, as far as I can sort it out - that's where that comes from and why its a cool 'tough young dude' thing for them to hold hands and walk around in public like that.

[@tearainey1]

This sounds an awful lot like a game I used to play with my friends as kids called "Red Rover" where we hold hands and one kid or a handful try to run through the line. The goal is to not break the hold, even if it means the whole line goes down. The difference I see is that the crashers don't hold hands.

[@MyMP5K]

The gaslighting tv show idea is actually a really good concept. I would definitely watch it if the contestant's reactions are genuine.

[@Shyknit]

Forreal the only things is I feel like it would have to be a limited run series or they'd have to lie and say it was another show or else people would figure it out too quickly after the first season

[@joinsideke]

There was a bachelor type show where the contestants were lead to believe the bachelor was Prince Harry, except it was actually just a look alike and apparently the producers gaslit the hell out of the women to convince them it was really him.

[@Sarah-qx4vz]

@@joinsideke that doesn’t sound like gaslighting. Manipulation, sure but it’s a different kind.

[@MrSilnev]

There was a show like that, it was called the 'joe schmo show' where there was 1 real contestant and everyone else were actors.

[@WaluTime]

convince the contestants it's just a show where they see how long strangers can live together. big brother without the contests and voting basically.

[@robertobrosful]

That "wait, what?" at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="816">13:36</a> made me lost it. The moment IH noticed he was outplayed.

[@juanordonezgalban2278]

Thruth is, the game was rigged from the start

[@libertyprime7911]

I'm keeping the umbrella. (Now who has the last laugh?)

[@Tyiriel]

"How to survive on an airplane going down" 1: You're sitting on a plane. 2: There's a female passenger next to you. ... ... 498: And now you're mightily embarrassed about the fact that your have a pair of wet chocolate smeared jeans, and feeling extremely uncomfortable, stupid and helpless while sitting in the mess that you've created.

[@sushiman3817]

Saying he would jump as the plane was crashing made me laugh so hard because I imagine him jumping then flying to the front of the plane at 700mph and becoming a pulp. Science is funy

[@itsd0nk]

So now you’re midair, flying 700mph, and the plane is now stationary. Your next move is available and you have 0.01 seconds of time for any action. Go. 🤣

[@Halfpipesaur]

How to spot the Internet Historian at a convention: He's accompanied by a woman with giant anime milkers

[@shoestealer2259]

what the actual fuck is happening in this comment section

[@JamesEDonaldson]

@@shoestealer2259 I made a comment and these bots were my only replies so I had to delete it, lol

[@DaShoopdahoop]

@@shoestealer2259 good question so far I have about 10 of these bots in my comment as well lmao

[@lugoorstar]

@@shoestealer2259 the guys could afford for better bots that copy top comments and paste them on replies. So now there aren't "👄💋💋👄❤❤❤❤" but instead just 15 assshots on every comment.

[@garfeldi8466]

@@shoestealer2259 and the weird part, whenever i reply to them, with anything, my reply is immediately deleted. Weird shit man

[@Deephvc]

IH amusing himself with a "Finger in the Hand Hole" joke is the most innocent thing i needed for the rest of the year

[@Tkokat]

As much as I love the main channel, I gotta admit... I am having a blast with these uploads

[@worth779]

The wait for that "Field" kills me

[@Gingerbreadley]

I love how Internet historian looks like he has been out in the wild but not for like a long ass time more like a weekend camping in a RV

[@orangekatzen8475]

Is he camping with Brian laundrie?

[@tylerking2233]

@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 there's better ways to make people believe in a god y'know?

[@priestfultonjwingbajr1430]

@@tylerking2233 It is everyone’s constitutional right to appoint a religion for themselves or lack thereof. I am not an advocate of tyranny or communism (authoritarian based governing) or forceful rule. Therefore, if a person is a Christian it should be because they chose to be one willingly. I am not looking for converts. Otherwise if I were I would have taken a completely different approach in dexterity. I am simply here to warn. I am simply giving a heads up. If one does not believe in God how will they see him coming? And if one sees an ambush coming should they keep silent and let someone walk into an attack? No. I have warned all here today when and where they will Meet the one of the holy Bible. Now, no one can say that they didn’t know or that they were not warned when the day comes. Mission accomplished✅

[@julian0451]

@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 bruh, just let us burn in eternal damnation or whatever man, we cool with it. otherwise we *would* be god's homies

[@VobiscumSanta]

@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 im waiting for the events of Harry Potter to play out first that story is a lot cooler

[@sendtome157]

you’re in a jewelry store, and the biggest, toughest elevator drops a chocolate bar below your carry on bag and says “Aye, are you pyrocinical?”

[@shadowpoet4398]

This is a CRIMINALLY undervoted comment

[@LOG4NAT3r]

^ Agreed.

[@VHCosta]

congrats you win this particular comment section, bravo

[@tots4]

Easily the best one yet, you’re doing something truly special here with this format of video. I hope you know that

[@DangStank]

These guys literally, actually incepted ideas into my dreams. Because of them, I had a dream I was at a Con with some girl who wouldn’t stop crying unconsolably.

[@mar10ssj1]

Herstorian is a strong and independent woman that needs no Historian.

[@tiyenin]

GaMeR G _ _ _ _ G _ _ ?

[@Average_GI_Joe]

Ok then

[@DavidFrancis24824]

Strong women get it done! (Said with a serious face and arm and fist in the air) Ha ha ha ha

[@reidheidler5138]

Wouldn't it be Hertorian?

[@mar10ssj1]

@@DavidFrancis24824 stunning and brave

[@TheAaaaaaaaaad12]

The fact that we actually haven't seen Historian's identity makes me believe he can actually blend into the crowd when someone shouts out " Is that Internet Historian " whenever they see sumito being with someone in public XD

[@jazzy4830]

*crowd

[@julian0451]

I think the voice would give him away instantly, so he'd have to play his cards right and just John Wick vanish into the crowd without saying a word

[@HI-hr5up]

You just have to randomly yell it out at big conventions, hoping to get a reaction from someone.

[@Chickengirl005]

I always thought he showed himself as a character during the Swedish Job| Sundance Rejects video? Since it had other KZbinrs and etc. voicing their own lines using a full body photo of themselves. Unless IC's character was some other dude.

[@8bitSpartan141]

@@julian0451 he can use his American accent

[@mahnamecheg.7508]

There actually was an English reality type show that was set in a zombie apocalypse where it was set in a mall and they had to go out and collect supplies whilst not getting bit, it was pretty cool lol

[@luftypufty7053]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="41">0:41</a> "I knew being horny on twitter would catch up to me eventually, goddamnit" I hope this one ages well.

[@nagger8216]

IH: **Having an existential crisis** Sumito: "Yeah...? Yeah... So there's these weird cargo shorts..."

[@butcherax]

IH tells a story about an awe inspiring and beautiful sight and Sumito comes back with something about reversible shorts 🤣

[@doomexe]

You should put up all the entire chronicles of Nordman in a video but have that video sponsored by some other company

[@LegoDork]

Nordman pitching Raycons With Big Money Salvia.

[@Isabella-yy6wv]

i literally got nordVPN b/c these commercials are so good. Uwu.

[@Mazaroth]

We need Internet Historian ad extended cinematic universe.

[@the11thhour44]

Have the Nordman chronicle video be sponsored by expressvpn

[@Shyknit]

He should redo the scenes but put raycons on the character and make it seem like they were there the whole time

[@nayunis9289]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="120">2:00</a> "He's such a selfish lover, I can't stand it!" 🤣 I keep coming back to this, just to rewatch that one bit.

[@chri5wyd367]

Internet Historian is, truly, Incognito. I can understand his reaction being to just run away, the spotlight would be fucking immense.

[@chri5wyd367]

I think they hold hands in Bangladesh so that they dont lose eachother in giant crowds.

[@Scott.E.H]

This man has probably done more good for his sponsors than they've ever done for themselves

[@kyle1758]

Hands down the best sponsored ads on KZbin. His are the only ones I don't immediately skip lol.

[@krcjayhawks]

Almost wonder if they were wise enough to kick a little extra $$$ into this whole thing, because that was a quick turnaround from Weapons lol.

[@Foster_117]

He's making his videos so meta, that I have expected the gentleman pirate to actually start playing and then he comes in and say "just kidding that would be stupid" and then gives me another outro

[@leon6777]

The ending got me hahaha

[@Riku-Leela]

The jumping as the plane crashed killed me hahahahaha

[@TheDude_SSBU]

Flying over Chicago a few years ago while there was a lightning storm. That was the most powerful shit I have ever witnessed. Absolutely stunning displays of lightning.

[@Pers0n97]

In the field is slowly turning into roleplaying between historian and samito and I love it.

[@TheLalalalani]

Sumito

[@houlmyhead9947]

You predicted things to come haha

[@MattGarZero]

Crowd: OMFG it's the Internet Historian! Internet Historian: *runs off like Napoleon Dynamite*

[@tylerjaafari]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="980">16:20</a> you know, a game show around this (maybe with the survivors using nerf guns) would actually be pretty cool

[@nicks6657]

I love how everu episode is animated and the ADS are literally the best