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[@JonTronShow]

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[@krealyesitisbeta5642]

First

[@td_is_infinite667]

okay

[@tastethepainbow]

@@krealyesitisbeta5642 no one cares

[@mcatem5056]

Hello jontron

[@NAA81-d5z]

Sorry but I’m not in the mood for soft core.

[@cookiecreep9204]

The fact that two guys who can't get a video out to save their lives, somehow managed to collab, is just earthshattering.

[@LikaLaruku]

My first thought as well. All that's missing is some Homestar Runner.

[@martinmortyry7444]

Two minuses make a plus.

[@TheNewRobotMaster]

@Mrs. Sinister it's so eerie you mention Homestar Runner. It suddenly showed up in my recommendations even though I haven't even thought of Homestar in like 15 years.

[@crptpyr]

tbf ih puts out a reasonable amount of stuff on both incognito and storymode it's just his main channel where he takes a mad amount of time to do a video

[@Dobcool]

Like the time when nerd city and colossaliscrazy did a colab together

[@kajsdhflkaSE]

"What's a pony jar?" "Don't worry." I love how that interaction has the weight of a grizzled veteran behind it.

[@luigivercotti6410]

So, what is it, for real?

[@kajsdhflkaSE]

@@luigivercotti6410 It's a 4chan thing. If you look up MLP jar, you'll find it. Don't though, it's pretty gross.

[@MilesTailsProwerfan9]

IH: "The cost of becoming an internet historian is a high one to pay."

[@DanMAD]

@@kajsdhflkaSE I made the mistake of looking for it...wish I could take that decision back.

[@AceOfBlackjack]

@@DanMAD Don’t worry… it wasn’t recreated by 100’s of four channers...

[@lucassm21]

i could watch like 3 hours of jontron and internet historian just browsing the internet, please do more collabs

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

Internet historian already has hours of just that, but only like an hour with jontron

[@johnfortnite1987]

But 4 hours? Simply too much

[@lucassm21]

@@johnfortnite1987 3 hours 32 minutes tops, with bathroom breaks

[@montobo_beerus]

Same

[@flaviofr4v0]

Né?

[@zacharysnyder2520]

As someone who has dated a Lithuanian woman. They do enjoy the old lamp on the counter. It’s the centerpiece of one’s relationship.

[@GabeStrenke]

I don't know why, but medievil court jesters doing modern comedy has me dying, JonTron and IH doing Seinfield impressions was just perfect.

[@KairuHakubi]

it's been funny going at least back to History of the World Part 1, and it's still funny now.

[@wardenunknown]

It's also funny to imagine Amy Schumer as a court jester that the king tries very hard not to execute

[@Grognack]

*Medieval Sorry, I had to.

[@YerainAbreu]

Yup I lmao!

[@JoakimOtamaa]

@@Grognack Could work in Medievil games if they ever make another one after raking the first game twice.

[@nobodytooimportant3621]

2012: reviews video games 2016: reviews movies 2022: reviews world culture

[@_tking]

although speaking of, I do wish he'd do another movie review at some point. the Dark Dungeons video is a classic

[@rebelrider420]

I wish he'd review more obscure types of content.

[@Jay-sm1sp]

Growth.

[@frankuraku5622]

2030: reviews space and time

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

I miss when he reviewed hentai That was some of his funniest stuff

[@OM210]

I like how Internet Historian spared Jon the psychological weight of knowing what a pony jar is.

[@kimorayn1733]

What? Expanding to fit a little equestrian knowledge inside you isn't cool with you or something?!!

[@Flamme-Sanabi]

What is that?

[@GK-mr9ko]

Oh god I hate that I know what that is….

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

@@Flamme-Sanabi I googled, you don't wanna know. I can tell you, but i shouldn't. (It's a jar with a pony in it(kinda like a collector's item of sorts))

[@TheOfficialChannelOfChannels]

What's a Pony Jar?

[@Britestreak]

Jon and IH getting the accent 100% correct without ever hearing a Lithuanian accent before is golden

[@justinambru8529]

Only partially.

[@g4mblerr17]

It was close to that guy, lmao, but it is much better these days 🤣

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

every time i try to get that accent i just do a stereotypical italian accent.

[@sharpfighter66]

The “don’t worry” when Jon doesn’t know what a pony jar was sent me. It’s for the better he doesn’t know

[@t.fairuz29]

Didn't save me 🧽👁️👁️🧼

[@Quasar0406]

he definitely knows

[@beardedricotheold2640]

@@maxraccoon3529 ba dum tss

[@sicksock435446]

"when you accidentally reveal your powerlevel in casual conversation"

[@arditeider2812]

Don't worry, he knows.

[@adamlakeman7240]

"Braveheart is the Scottish Black Panther" Well, it's about as historically accurate.

[@adamlakeman7240]

​@Wicker 2 Nope. The only thing true about Braveheart is that there was a Scottish guy called William Wallace who fought England but was captured and executed. Everything else was a fantasy conjured from it's (American) writer's mind, from the battle of Stirling Bridge taking place on an open field to Edward I's son being gay to prima noctis being a thing to Robert the Bruce being a cowardly traitor to someone being able to hold a thistle when a child hands them it to the Irish switching sides mid-battle to Edward I being a pagan to everyone wearing woad and tartan to Wallace himself being a farmer and not a knight. The University of Edinburgh once tried to list the inaccuracies of the movie. They gave up when they realised they were only five minutes in and had already filled up several pages. Black Panther is unironically exactly as accurate as Braveheart, which is to say not at all.

[@awesomesauce980]

@@adamlakeman7240 I think what he was implying is that Scotland actually exists and all that implies.

[@FyberOptyk]

As a Scot, this made me laugh.

[@LootandScoot]

@@adamlakeman7240 As a European who gives a shit if it's inaccurate, who gives a shit if it's made by an American. What a weird hang up to have. It's like getting mad at James Bond movies or those Kingsman movies or peekyblinders because of how inaccurate they are. You can understand what the English are saying and they aren't passed out covered in their own piss by 10 in the morning. Let's be honest, if it was historically accurate, you would possibly learn something and have no interest in watching it.

[@vivechjorviani5440]

The historical accuracy department was like: source, I made it up.

[@Kardia_of_Rhodes]

"If I got a hat like this, imagine the speed with which I could not vote." Jon didn't have to go that hard, but he did. I was on the floor with that one.

[@coreythepeanut]

That had me dying man ngl

[@Ihaveagasmask]

It’s like waiting faster

[@riskisulthan5386]

Im sorry, but i didnt get the joke, could you elaborate please 🙏🙏🙏,

[@Watchmanskey]

@@riskisulthan5386 Muslim hijabs, I think

[@simona.9730]

@@riskisulthan5386 That general part of the world tends to have countries with spotty-at-best women's rights records.

[@brainglow_lightbright]

As a Greek, I can attest that our Priests do in fact carry their lunches on their heads. It's great. Olives and feta mostly

[@andrewrules231]

OMG you won!!

[@brainglow_lightbright]

@@andrewrules231 I can't wait to tell my family

[@Kyriakos703]

It's true. Greek Orthodox Hats have a 26 carrying capacity buff. They don't call him the internet historian for nothing. He did his research. Nobody tell him that our arch bishops are actually battle mages.

[@andrewrules231]

@@Kyriakos703 i think you hit reply on the wrong comment lol this thred is celebrating brain glow winning the big give away

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@andrewrules231 I got the same spammer

[@ChristenSmith604]

The world needs more JonTron / Internet Historian collabs. Banger of a video.

[@Ellebeeby]

By their powers combined, they are… one video a decade!

[@theshageddy9456]

Yeah

[@YerainAbreu]

Yes! I'm literally treating with laughter,

[@Makujah_]

Indeed. I love all of these incognito mode vids, but the one with Jon was the greatest yet

[@aa-tx7th]

nah. racists deserve to starve.

[@the-letter_s]

as a Serbian Orthodox Christian myself, i must admit that the only spell most of our priests know is Repel Westerner. also the comparison of icons to NFTs set me on fire.

[@killianmiller6107]

As a Catholic I was disappointed that they didn’t get to talking about the zucchini… sorry, zucchetto

[@reallyreallymean]

Greetings from an Orthodox brother in the USA

[@simonkorica9467]

As a half Serb, I can't decide between fearing or respecting them. Perhaps this is a reflection of relationship to God.

[@ismaelsilveira2316]

I'm was disappointed they didn't talk about the schema monks, they literally look like wizards

[@quinnholloway5400]

@@killianmiller6107 small hat that flies off easily

[@MysticBull]

“You can’t take a freaking joke, how are gonna reunite the Frankish Empire?” Classic Jontron quote.

[@MyMessyMind]

Lithuanians are so very rarely acknowledged let alone appreciated that when it happens we flock to the source even if its to shit on us 😂

[@branojuraj9063]

Yea, im Slovakian, tell me about it....

[@isky6541]

I’m gonna take anything, man

[@cheburashka9804]

i got so excited when i saw the “Lithuania” title card

[@isky6541]

@@cheburashka9804 definetly one of top 10 plot twists

[@blujaebird]

​@@cheburashka9804 what does Lithuanian tree cake taste like? Is it sweet?

[@Quincy_Morris]

The internet historian is going so far to hide his channels now he’s hiding them on other channels.

[@thechrononaut1]

And he's fucking AWFUL at it, too smh

[@HiddenEvilStudios]

He's becoming more powerful by the minute. He's like a Lich, and his main channel is his phylactery.

[@boeingbomb6856]

I could imagine going to a peeping booth and just shouting “A NEW COMPETITOR HAS ENTERED THE RING!” every time a new window opened.

[@Ike_of_pyke]

*Now fight a new Rival* *Get ready for the next battle*

[@oliverschlesinger6744]

FINISH HIM!!

[@montymurphy6194]

A man walks in. 25 cents is payed. The window cover slowly rises. *SUPER SMASH BROS MUSIC STARTS BLASTING*

[@chrish4439]

@@montymurphy6194 I'd pay a quarter for that even if there wasn't any girls LMAO

[@sergiowinter5383]

What is the point of peeping booths if you can't pee

[@queen_nosleep8622]

Hi, Lithuanian here. The tree cakes are something my family makes and gifts to people at Christmas. It looks weird as hell but it's actually really good. It has a sugar cookie taste and is super crumbly so you have to eat it over a plate. I remember waking up as a kid and just taking a huge chunk out of it and eating that for breakfast. Anyway, just wanted to share a bit of my family culture and our weird ass foods.

[@DatOneCat]

Delicious.

[@zCREz]

Seems like its some sort of Spitcake? (Spettekaka) which is also very common in southern sweden ftr.

[@ScubesFTW]

What about the women lol. Do they make excellent partner.

[@miavalencia8892]

Thank you for sharing :)

[@ReicHHere]

Definitely something to try when I visit Lithuania for some reason

[@xJasonHatx]

my friends dad was a greek orthadox priest, sadly no fireball, but he could cast vicious mockery as a free action. dude would tear us apart in the funniest ways possible.

[@itsumayo]

Jon and The Historian are quite possibly the best WWE tag team I’ve ever heard of

[@AshRain-nu3vz]

New Undisputed Tag Team Champions?? Book it Triple H!

[@milaclarke7904]

Can’t wait for the Scooby Doo crossover movie to come out

[@InHeartsWake8855]

This is probably the worst johntron video idk how you all think this is good this blows compared to all his other content wish he would've done a video with Chris and zach

[@draketurtle4169]

If we get another jerma rumble they should be in it or something.

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

crossover of the century

[@0Dexter00]

The chemistry between those two is fantastic. I need more content with them.

[@MouseGoat]

"We demand more" lol

[@tzuyd]

It's because they both believe in comedy unfiltered. Can you believe comedians used to all be this good?

[@christosgiannopoulos828]

As an orthodox Christian myself, I can say for sure that our priests can indeed cast fireball. That's actually how greek fire was made. Not with chemicals, but with magic. And nobody knows the recipe cause there never was one

[@john22590]

And if need be they can cast holy spells as well

[@arandomgreekfrombactria6302]

And they say "OPA" have to shout it after.

[@KM316-m1b]

What about Prometheus? Is he still getting his insides eaten by an eagle for giving y'all fire?

[@christosgiannopoulos828]

@@KM316-m1b He's being studied by an organisation of scientists who try to set him free. Pretty much like Lilith from Evangelion

[@nikriin3736]

They never found the recipe because they never knew to look for an incantation

[@MatthewBaka]

The joke about picking up a Somali Girl with a helicopter had me almost crying

[@MrKetchum97]

Jon's Lithuanian accent is literally "malkovich's gaming guilty pleasures" accent

[@andreasottohansen7338]

Malkovich's nationality confirmed?

[@kerokerocola99]

Memories...

[@LaserFace23]

To date a Lithuanian woman, you must ask her, "has the milk gone bad? You drink."

[@borgwardd24]

This guy is a real one. An OG fan. Respect 😤

[@Xbalanque84]

You say that like it's a bad thing...

[@Zorro9129]

Everyone's talking about the pony jar, I'm just happy they referenced "The Court Jester." One of the funniest films ever made.

[@Nervete]

Agreed

[@rougelazer8278]

Was so happy to see that

[@arsenelupin9697]

"The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true." ^^ That scene is forever stuck in my mind, thanks to Danny Kaye.

[@zigfaust]

I refuse to beleive that Jon doesnt know what a pony jar is.

[@mistertagomago7974]

I've seen a lotta classic films, I still need to see that one though. I think I've seen The Inspector General but that was long ago.

[@johncrow2222]

being lithuanian and have eaten tree cake several times can say: love being mentioned, it tastes pretty sweet, but like pastry sweet, not candy sweet and texture being crumbly and the accent for english being pretty spot on

[@isky6541]

Trueee! It’s always a nice suprise to be mentioned lol

[@ciroluxom6615]

Despite the gaffs being made about its appearance, I actually would like to try it! It actually looks kinda yummy!

[@Peglegkickboxer]

That's actually sounds tasty

[@TheRealGute0]

My family uses it at big celebrations (weddings, mainly). It’s sweet, but not overly sweet. We don’t have it often, but when we have it, it’s fantastic.

[@cassandra.wladyslava]

All my life I was told I was 3/4 Polish and 1/4 Russian. Then I recently took one of those ancestry DNA tests and found out I’m actually part Lithuanian.

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

Can we just appreciate the internet historian's editor? He edits all this random crap flawlessly and without any question

[@hinachan70]

"Can we just appreciate *insert generic topic*"

[@yehndor]

@@hinachan70 Go outside.

[@hinachan70]

@@yehndor You first my dude. I'll even hold the door open for you.

[@yehndor]

@@hinachan70 "no u." Lmao okay.

[@exkiltersilva7483]

​@@hinachan70 dont be a hater

[@bpendlebury]

"The Scottish version of black panther". That made this Scots man buckle, thank you

[@ArcherOfHoshido]

Isn't Braveheart the movie with Brendan Fraser about the storybook characters that come to life? If so, I think I watched that a few years ago.

[@generalsynnacle23]

Buckle??? What, did you nut in your kilt?

[@alexlee4154]

@@ArcherOfHoshido Thats inkheart

[@justanotherguyful]

The difference is that Braveheart is rooted in real historical events, while Black Panther is complete and utter childish fiction for them to cope with.

[@kyledion1346]

@@justanotherguyful Jeez, somebody’s got a bug up their ass about Black Panther

[@Vsor]

"It's like a stripper panopticon" I was not prepared for that joke.

[@viljamtheninja]

That was a 10/10

[@Epic501]

it literally is though

[@samt3412]

My mind already made that connection before he said it, though Jon still made it funny

[@WolfHreda]

I love the word panopticon. It's so good.

[@Schimnesthai]

That and the vote joke killed me

[@nowhereman6019]

The strangest thing I learned from this is that Jon doesn't know what a Pony Jar is.

[@liviekumori]

I don't, and I prefer not knowing

[@rebelrider420]

@@liviekumori better to not know then knowing what it is I still have nightmares from seeing those images.

[@liviekumori]

@@rebelrider420 I've seen many things I wanted to unsee, so I'll keep the last of my brain cells intact

[@imperialbricks1977]

I don't wanna live on this planet anymore

[@spaceinaspace8452]

Ignorance is Bliss

[@presidentsnow.]

I'm from Somalia and seeing two people I love and find really hilarious just make jokes around my country makes me so fucking happy like finally lmao

[@terminator572]

But do you sing shanties

[@presidentsnow.]

@@terminator572 wish i did lmao

[@Uqwefsdjxsa]

@@presidentsnow. *🎶ohhhh soon may the helicopter come and bring us some Visas to Boston🎶*

[@williammoore1030]

You two could have the biggest podcast on the internet.

[@chasethemaster3440]

I’m your sixtynineth like

[@chasethemaster3440]

Yeah you’re right

[@Unreliablename]

nah forehead fables wins

[@im_an_empath]

nothing can top PKA RSK for life

[@showmaker8168]

if they add jontron into SANS, internet historian's group with ordinary things, manykudos and sumitomedia

[@pfcparts7728]

Honestly Any Schumer in a jester outfit is such an immediate improvement.

[@D0NU75]

a second one would be she not speaking for the entirety of the stand up

[@Kelarys]

honestly it would be harder to make changes to her act that aren't an improvement

[@eMallard]

Finally, something funny about her!

[@HappyPotat]

That depends on how much is left to the imagination.

[@staticaleel5068]

Not an improvement by much thou

[@MoistCatfish]

I was not expecting this to be in the same style as Internet Historian so having Jon due his type of intro absolutely killed me.

[@petersbananabread1631]

Just like he killed it on that line about Braveheart

[@jotairpontes]

Taking into consideration the amount of time that takes to each of them to post on their respective channels, plus doing a collab, this was probably recorded in 2018. At least.

[@DanTehBro]

“If I got a hat like this, imagine the speed with which I could not vote” such an underrated joke lol

[@1221Ralph]

Very few times I laugh out loud during videos (in general). That was one of them!

[@SgtLion]

Why? It's literally ignorant stereotyping. Kyrgystan has had votes for women for decades.

[@anderssimsbyjohansen8213]

@@SgtLion Dude it was in the context of in some countries woman has to learn how to sew just because they are women. Its literally poking fun of the misogyni of women having to learn a "wife skill". The fact they talk about the hat and use the picture is literally just because they were just talking about it and nothing else

[@BigGayIncorporated]

@@SgtLion if you didn't get the joke just say that

[@Schimnesthai]

Dude, i literally died, i love these kind of jokes, idk what word i'm looking for here, but its like "smell of color 9".

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

Yes!!! I can’t believe it! More Internet Historian and Jontron! The two come every few months and now they’re together once more!

[@A_Ducky]

They're "together"? 😳

[@APAMVs]

The Future video they did on Incognito mode was awesome!

[@beefstroganoff3297]

​@@A_Ducky they're engaged

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

@@APAMVs I binged all of the series once more because of it. It’s all amazing! I probably will do it again now!

[@Meme_Dealr]

the collab we didnt know we needed

[@BunnyChamberX]

"Whats a Pony Jar?" Now THIS is why he calls himself the Internet Historian

[@favoritemustard3542]

Jon: _Goatse? What does the goat see?_ IH: **Don't worry about it**

[@clotslurp]

@@favoritemustard3542 Jon: “Meatspin? You mean, like, a helicopter?” IH: *close enough*

[@Xoruam]

@@clotslurp 2 gIrls 1 cup? What do you mean, are they so poor they can't afford a second one or something?

[@Pikachu_Snivy_57]

@@clotslurp Blue waffle? Does that tastes good?

[@zerotodona1495]

I feel like I should mention mr. Hands.

[@jokubasplayz9068]

The lithuanian tree cake looks like a used paint roller must be one of the best things i have ever heard. Also their taste is a little sweet, not bread taste. It's also quite soft.

[@SiKw0w]

As a Lithuanian, I can confirm that the tree cake is not only sweet, its pretty good with chocolate on top of it. It symbolizes a spike tree and you break the spikes into individual pieces

[@unreal_injun4179]

Ah, but do you in fact have the best women in the world and are they as sweet as your tree cakes?

[@gabbief789]

In Poland they have them too! My grandma always gets one for Christmas and it’s the best ever. I’ve never thought of having it with chocolate tho, do you drizzle it on or dip it in chocolate?

[@shuruff904]

"As a white person" has never been so diverse

[@timv9223]

@@shuruff904 you do know that there are many European ethnicities that can be described as being "white", right? Anglo-Saxons, Celtic, Slavic, Nordic, Finno-Ugric, Germanic, Italic, Iberian, and many others. White is a very vague term that pretty much means nothing because everybody has a different definition of it

[@nclanceman]

Yeah, I thought it kinda looked like a pine tree there.

[@zeejay4458]

This is the most consistent he’s been in years. I’m here for it.

[@MrJohn0fficial]

Read my name 😁😍

[@Loregasmo]

It’s scary. I’m growing worried that he may actually give a shit about his audience these days...absolutely disgusting.

[@kuguar13]

Don't jinx it.

[@mrcash69]

He's just doing it cause he has an increase in sponsors and he's trying to grind em out

[@maliciousbugman]

lol which one

[@harper1086]

“Imagine the speed, with which I could not vote”, I’m dying Sir Tron.

[@compatriot852]

JonTron and Internet historian are a match made in heaven. Also didn't expect them to bring up Lithuania

[@KattaCambrino]

This is all great Jon but I’m VERY disappointed that you forgot one of the most important cultures, Knife culture

[@rebelrider420]

The knife culture is a very important culture

[@Longshanks1690]

So, London culture?

[@Liberty_or_Ded]

@@Longshanks1690 BAAAAAAAAAAASED

[@L.Pondera]

It's how this all started. A prequel if you will.

[@kristoffer8609]

@@Longshanks1690 Ahhh, tis the culture of peace thou speak of.

[@luna-c7610]

really love how IH doubled down after people gave him flack for collabing with jontron by making it a twofer, what an absolute lad.

[@emin7101]

wait what why would people give him flack for collaborating with jontron?

[@yourresume373]

@@emin7101 Man’s been cancelled

[@arandom35yearold]

@@yourresume373 that just means he is funnier

[@superghost6]

@@emin7101 little babies can't take other worldviews than theirs.

[@sailorgallifrey1365]

Let’s be honest. These days being cancelled doesn’t matter

[@muney2874]

As a somali man, the women of our country are easily spooked and we do infact sing sea shanties around a campfire. Very accurate video

[@justarandomgamer6309]

love your pfp is it from an anime? looks sorta familiar but can't place it in my head.

[@muney2874]

@@justarandomgamer6309 famous somali anime bakemonogatari

[@Dordien]

I died at "stripper panopticon"

[@mookieamoose66]

Watching this makes me realize there are people who really don't know what the pony jar is and it gives me happiness knowing there is still a small ounce of innocence left in this world.

[@ZetaFuzzMachine]

What is it tho?

[@nope-qi8zx]

@@ZetaFuzzMachine *drags cigarette* Forget about it.

[@Keirnoth]

@@ZetaFuzzMachine Please do not look it up. You will regret it.

[@RatelHBadger]

@@vipdedov7157 are you familiar with Bronies?

[@darko38]

@@RatelHBadger You mentioned bronies and I instantly had an idea of what it might be. Looked it up and was not surprised at all.

[@joshmay2944]

The court jester stand up segment was too fucking hilarious. Haven't laughed this hard in a while, yall are international treasures!

[@melojpegg]

"That's the Scottish version of Black Panther" man that cracked me up way more than it should've

[@masterswordsmen]

I've seen more Jontron memes and clips this month than I've seen videos in 3 years.

[@thomasjefferson182]

Do you know if he’s uploading on other platforms or has he just disappeared completely for four months?

[@TheLakabanzaichrg]

He just disappears for months and wanders around new york unless he's on twitter

[@normalguycap]

Yeah JonTron has been weird for years now. Super changed and big slump in quality and content.

[@SpaaacceCore]

This needs to be a regular podcast! Jontron & Internet Historian go down random internet rabbit holes.

[@seamusmckeon9109]

In internet historians channel he does this show with other creators

[@harrisontabor3335]

@@seamusmckeon9109 yeah but specfically with jon they have so much chemistry

[@archiegrishipol]

@@harrisontabor3335 nah IH and Sumito are the best duo

[@jayro6397]

@@archiegrishipol Why not all three of them? I feel that would be fantastic!

[@jamlpe]

it'd be cooler if they went down the chicken hole instead but whatever, just my opinion

[@JosephCorcoran]

I love the fact that Jon, being the accomplished internet personality that he is, has no idea about the infamous Pony Cum Jar and asked Historian what it was at 5:29

[@gipgip01]

some stuff is better remain unknown

[@oscardolan5792]

"dont worry"

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

obviously pretending

[@omalleycaboose5937]

as a brony my heart stopped

[@prismatic3695]

Tbf, when he said "pony jar," even I, knowing what it is, was really confused for a while.

[@twistedtick]

A collab with Internet Historian? That’s pretty swood, Jon.

[@farkbett699]

Good thing it didn't end up becoming a Gromet

[@somefrog6089]

He collaborated with Internet Historian in his Incognito Mode channel too

[@Huliatt]

@@farkbett699 horizontal hunger is for GROMETS!

[@7capsulecorp7]

IM GOIN AAAAALLL ON THE ROOFTOPS!!!!

[@nullnova]

Quoteable JonTron videos are dead. :(

[@ohthatsabaseball5824]

I love how they work so well together. It seems so natural

[@realkingofantarctica]

"On Reddit Island, the only culture is being a man of it." At least, that's what it says on the postcards.

[@MrJohn0fficial]

Read my name 😜

[@rebelrider420]

Reddit island was such a confusing mess why would people think it would actually work

[@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491]

Reddit island is such a good idea, as in send all the Redditors there permanetly

[@tyler2913]

@Zoomer Stasi wow, you seem like an absolute blast of a person who has lots and lots of friends

[@rebelrider420]

@Zoomer Stasi I actually think that some of those redditors actually thought it was going to work then found out they got scammed in the end which I guess I have to side with the scammer because who's thinking "an entire island for cheap must be my day" it just makes you want to face palm🤦‍♂️.

[@KingRumar]

There was a water tax imposed by the king during the drought which was too harsh. In order for the jester to get it across his fat head, he made a joke out of it. It went along Something like “we can’t get out of this drought because even the rain is afraid to be taxed “

[@KingRumar]

I found it! Shen Jiangao (aka Gradually Stretching Taller) was the 10th-century jester for the Southern Tang emperor Liezu. When the kingdom was struck by drought, the jester commented that even the rain was afraid of being taxed and would not enter the land. The emperor laughed and reduced taxes. Supposedly, it rained that very night. The jester was also credited with saving the emperor’s life. Knowing he could not win a war with Zhou Ben, Liezu invited his enemy to a banquet. But Ben slipped poison into a wine goblet before offering it to Liezu with a wish for long life and a request to drink as a sign of unity. Shen Jiango grabbed the poisoned goblet, drank it himself, and fled the room. He allowed his emperor a way out of the deadly situation at the cost of his own life. After fleeing the banquet and being given antidotes that did not work, his brain burst.

[@boxohecks]

@@KingRumar that's awesome wtf

[@FrancesFarmer00]

Its kind of weird to read about the 1000year old history of china just to find the name “Ben“

[@sboinkthelegday3892]

@@FrancesFarmer00 It didn't have to take 1000 years to shorten an already thousands of years old hebrew name into 3 letters, just to get surprised how few combinations of 3 letters there even can be in this world.

[@escobarisanoctopus]

Oh my god, the whole "jester"/comedian bit is pure fucking gold. I'm crying.

[@KairuHakubi]

I think it's hilarious that we've gone so meta that 'stand-up comedian humor' is a solidly entrenched thing we all just understand now.

[@TheStrGzr-zq1qq]

Uh .. did you see the Somali women? I'll take a pirate's life for me over Amy Shu .. however you spell her name

[@TheStrGzr-zq1qq]

@@KairuHakubi oh, and remember .. you can't spell meta without Atem

[@escobarisanoctopus]

@@TheStrGzr-zq1qq I posted that before the whole dating women bit. Fuck, it was just as good

[@KairuHakubi]

@@TheStrGzr-zq1qq UP AND AT THEM

[@rightwingsafetysquad9872]

Congratulations on telling the world's first funny period joke.

[@theharvardyard2356]

"Just go with a helicopter and say get in" 🤣 Jon's improv is still so on point, really makes me miss Game Grumps

[@ElValuador]

It puts the movie “Blackhawk Down” in a new light.

[@AverageJoeCinema]

Same. I need more Jon improv in my life

[@nickcable795]

@@AverageJoeCinema yea kinda wish he did more regular uploads with less budget

[@M3atcl3avR4]

That line fkn killed me lmaooo

[@MouseGoat]

Fuk Game Grumps for trowing Jon under the buss. but their loss really.

[@2riluca]

I used to watch JonTron with another co-host in his former show. It was ten outta ten. This episode was nostalgic. Keep em coming please

[@AverageJoeCinema]

I was thinking the same thing! Improv comedy and goofing around, just like the old days.

[@cdubsb3831]

Internet HistArin

[@TheNucaKola]

Game Grumps?

[@jcrosenkreuz5213]

Didn't that other guy say the enward a bunch in the cartoons he used to make?

[@TheNucaKola]

@@jcrosenkreuz5213 you mean Egoraptor, no that was just once in Metal Gear Awesome 2

[@austeja1009]

As a lithuanian, seeing both Jon and Interenet Historian talk about our "culture" was really fun and surprising!

[@isky6541]

For sure! Tiesą pasakius, neįsivaizduoju kodėl jie pavadino šakotį ”tree cake”. Spygliuotis galbūt nebent :p A, ir labas! Visada smagu kitus lietuvius užtikti internete :D

[@arnaszoluba]

@@isky6541 man irgi tokia mintis pirma buvo :D bet tada pagalvojau "šakotis", ble gal ir makes sense, bet gal artimesnis variantas būtų "branchcake"?

[@isky6541]

@@arnaszoluba true, true. Bet jie taip pat pavadino Abiejų Tautų Respubliką ”Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth”, tai sakyčiau tokie nesusipratimai gana dažnai vyksta :"p

[@WPTheRabbitHole]

Hi, i've heard you make an excellent partner.. which is exactly what i'm seeking....

[@scrappyanimations4096]

@@WPTheRabbitHole That's a man you're talking to

[@kowsky1]

15:30 is the closest thing we've gotten to new Malkovich content in years

[@1SilverDollar]

Malkovich is Lithuanian confirmed

[@carloslaguardia2190]

what is this game?

[@Nervete]

Oh I miss Malkovich

[@carloslaguardia2190]

@@Nervete dumb question was it a game?

[@Nervete]

@@carloslaguardia2190 No, Malkovich was a 'character' Jontron used to sort of roleplay as during his earlier videos by putting on a mustache and faking an eastern european accent. I can't quite remember which videos he is in, but he's great. Imagine the most dysfunctional Bulgarian talk show host with marital issues, and that's Malkovich.

[@SumitoMedia]

is this a spin-off series or is this like when Ant Man jumped into another universe I'm confused

[@bubbap89]

The rift is torn, you must fix the field else the prophesy will be severed

[@rebelrider420]

We shall never know Jon's mind is like a maze we never know what he's going to do next.

[@emilefortier1688]

You got to have your boy on your channel for another episode, my man (I secretly but no so secretly think you two have the best chemistry).

[@SpyderTekk]

As a Lithuanian I can confirm: I have no friggin idea what the hell a tree even is.

[@KaijuKingTheRisen]

Wow! Would’ya look at that! A wild Lithuanian!

[@SpyderTekk]

@@KaijuKingTheRisen im not your Pokémon gah dayum. But if I was I would be shiny. And hard to catch.

[@mitlanderson]

@@SpyderTekk what is a tree cake though?

[@ButtonMasherReal]

@@SpyderTekk So you say, but I've learned all the tricks. I have a magic genie lamp in my house.

[@aleksandrilarionov6545]

@@mitlanderson Shakotis, it's a biscuit-like food, it's shaped like a pine tree and can be covered in chocolate and other things, it's not good to be honest, tyngynis (lazy cake) or honey cake is miles better. Lithuania has great cuisine, cepelinai is something I'd think everyone should try, especially with fried onions and fried Sala, similar to pelmeni but bigger and with a potato dough, they're great

[@Mortebianca]

Love Jontron, love The Internet Historian. This truly is the best crossover episode.

[@rebelrider420]

Hopefully we get more crossovers with jon and other creators.

[@DEMiURGE455]

Internet historian has been crossing over with a bunch of KZbinrs lately but none as big as Jon tron

[@seth7556]

Mortebianca che commenta su un video di JonTron? Questo è il vero crossover episode

[@Maximmuss_]

The Lithuanian paint - roller cake is actually very tasty. Sweet, but not too sweet, very addicting.

[@mage1439]

This is a great video. It feels like "here are a couple of things we might talk about, and then we're just going to wing the dialogue and go just so far off the rails they end up in a land that's never even heard of rails."

[@mrshmuga9]

That’s all the Incognito Mode channel videos. Check them out, they’re hilarious.

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

That's how In the Field works. It's great.

[@Ruldolphmaker]

Thats what they are. IH and a guest talks and then somebody edits them down

[@Cool_Story_Bruh]

Court Jester's job was to basically tell the king stuff he didn't like to hear (bad news/bureaucracy) in a joking manner. They were actually a trusted and respected position

[@daroaminggnome]

Thats a romanticized view of the position. Most of the time its quite literally hired entertainment. For some reason we find it hard to believe courts would simply pay people to tell their guests jokes and do silly things. Like jesters aren't just insulting the most powerful men in the country on the daily and getting away with it, nor were they dabbling in some gigabrain political satire all the time right in front of them. You'd be pretty lucky to actually nail a political zinger like that before they off you, normally you'd just die because a low class performer is an easily replaced scapegoat to any foul-minded & short-tempered ruler regardless of their performance. In fact the most common role of a jester was to entertain the common folk, not noblemen. There really was no fancy power balance system where Kings were dragging in literal clowns to advise them via joke and allegory. The romanticized view unsurprisingly comes mostly from literature, not history. Not that the "jester's rights" so to speak didn't exist at all, but it wasn't used at anywhere near the level its portrayed as. Any decent monarch wouldn't kill you, sure, but they will just kick you out if they don't like you.

[@pancakes8670]

@@daroaminggnome Right. People often use the logic of "Any good monarch wouldn't kill the court jester", but most monarchs weren't good lol. That's why there's so many of them left (sarcasm). Sometimes reality isn't as glamorous as we'd like it to be, but it's important to stay grounded in Reality.

[@flubnub266]

@@pancakes8670 I'll remember that advice because it rhymes.

[@DaMazzaf97]

KZbin commentor's job was to basically tell the unwashed masses an incorrect overview of medieval happenings (roles of a jester/thought process of a monarch) as if they were an expert and had extensive intimate knowledge. They were actually incredibly unreliable and self involved and often recieved replies from other self involved jesters who thought they also knew better than the unwashed masses.

[@StinkySkunk100]

Sometimes they were just retards, too

[@derrickdanley6928]

I'm so glad JonTron tells us which shitty mobile games to avoid.

[@rightyboywilson4911]

That's honestly the way i always look at his ads. Which product to avoid at all costs lol

[@chgjake2230]

I don’t mind sponsors, because they support KZbinrs. What I do mind is KZbin ads, because KZbin doesn’t care enough about creators.

[@armin6427]

@@rightyboywilson4911 looks like a fun little game tho

[@pancakes8670]

@@chgjake2230 The problem is most sponsors are actually bad products. Raycons, Raid Shadow Legends, Nord VPN, etc. They're some of the worst services in their feild, and no one actually buys their products. I wouldn't be surprised if they only existed to support KZbinrs, which I wouldn't mind

[@chgjake2230]

@@pancakes8670 ye, totally agree honestly.

[@ThelxoxlGirls]

Geez, I need more of unscripted Jon. S'why I loved old Game Grumps. Just shooting the shit with people. Don't get me wrong, I love the scripted episode-like videos he puts out, too, but hearing him just have fun with people is so entertaining. That's why I really want to see more of Happy Hour, that little animated bit about he and his friends drinking and talking about stuff. It was fuckin' hilarious!

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

Wish granted.

[@RedTail1-1]

It’s been like 12 years time to let it go

[@greyfells2829]

Internet historian touches one a really good point, traditional clothing was a display of a family's wealth AND skill, the women of a family would want their men to wear the most ornate and decorated clothing possible for this reason. Clothing used to mean something.

[@OttarErOsom]

Clothing is still a display of wealth

[@zyzir]

still does

[@OttarErOsom]

@@0NG4RN Think LV and Gucci. Billionaires don't wear those brands because they're beneath them. I recommend looking up the brands worn by billionaires. Zuckerberg's T-shirt is anything but affordable, trust me.

[@xanatanuwu]

"Hungarian guy that likes games, history, and the liberation of his people from international Marxism." aint no way bruh

[@troillandford7679]

Getting bespoke items is still a thing you know. And it’s more expensive than brand names too

[@mentallyillfinger]

"Imagine the speed that I could not vote." christ jon please its too good

[@reagansido5823]

9:00 "If I got a hat like this, imagine the speed with which I could not vote." gah damn.

[@saulgoodmanKAZAKH]

Interestingly, Kyrgyzstan is the most democratic of the Central Asian states

[@SeanTilley]

These guys are so perfect together, it's ridiculous. I've enjoyed Internet Historian's rambly Second Channel for a while now, but this collab just feels right.

[@bully_hunter_4206]

Two of the most inconsistent youtubers when it comes to getting a video out, but the most consistent in quality

[@utopianghost7789]

"Braveheart is the Scottish version of black panther" - Jon Tron

[@majorpwner241]

I've never really watched JonTron, at all. But he seems alright by me. His bold chin scruff tells me he's a manly man, yet his lack of moustache says he has nothing to hide. I can trust this man.

[@benjiusofficial]

It's part of the character.

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

Good thing you're new

[@astrowolvez]

…

[@adude4491]

😂

[@puhskinti9358]

This is how a mob boss speaks

[@flyingfrogstomp]

Holy shit, I was in stitches the whole way through. That jester part was of the hinges.

[@youngarchaeotech189]

“What’s a pony jar?” “DoN’t WoRrY.” -two grown-ass adults.

[@ravenvalentine4919]

He spared him the horrors lol I went to Google and now I have nightmares , he did him a solid xD

[@sboinkthelegday3892]

Dude I love Tony Jaa ₍ ˶╹◡╹˶ ₎

[@KyleVoices]

You don’t see many videos of two guys mocking entire cultures anymore. I desire more.

[@benjiusofficial]

It's hard to be brave and controversial in this day n age.

[@limbo3545]

@@benjiusofficial I think they really don't give a damn, but youtube probably does.

[@panthekirb7561]

Two based MEN in a world going mad.

[@republicradio431]

2balkan4you got banned

[@kingsoloman42]

I just smashed the number of likes that was the exact number of the train I took to get home if the zero didn’t count lmao wtf, wanna see men bashing cultures, drink on the train with ur mates

[@Loregasmo]

Literally everything in New York is labeled as the “original”, “famous”, or “#1 Bestseller”.

[@sunbeames]

The original new York times #1 bestseller "how to become famous without doing anything substantial".

[@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS]

To be fair, new York area has been a thing since it's settlement in 1624, so it being the center of original, famous, and #1 best seller isn't far fetched

[@drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890]

It used to just be the asians now its everyone lol

[@caretakergaming21A]

I want an entire series with these two I love them!

[@ghostlee0]

The fact they put Amy Shumers face on the “feminist female jester” is fucking brilliant

[@A2Z83]

Arent all female comedians feminist

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

It killed me, it really did

[@LWolf12]

It had me laughing to. The whole jester bit was really good.

[@robbirose7032]

Would have been funny in 2016

[@KairuHakubi]

I like that he directly quoted a Simpsons bit lampooning modern female comics.

[@mangomangay7747]

His Lithuanian accent reminds me we will never see another episode of Malkovich's Gaming Guilty Pleasures

[@ASlutty9SUnit]

Why would you hurt me like this

[@shwiesossheshelis]

I'm from Lithuania and I can confirm that we have several trees growing here :D Tree cake actually is called šakotis which literally means "branchy". It's quite sweet and if done correctly - should have soft texture .

[@brassTAX1776]

Sounds tasty :)

[@johynomolino7292]

A tree cake is pretty much just a Lithuanian version of a German Baumkuchen, which isn't as impressive in size as a Lithuanian tree cake and it doesn't have the spikes.

[@aleksandrilarionov6545]

Several is a understatement, out country is just forests and fields, I grew up on a farm not far from Alytus, it is by far the only place I feel truly at rest, and cuisine is great, as well as the Russian and eastern European food, cepelinai, soups, meats and desserts are things I miss so much, never had fast food growing up until I moved to England, and the shit people eat here, even the fucking air isn't fresh, I recommend anyone to try travelling to Lithuania, Druskininkai is a amazing tourist spot with a farm, water park, cafeterias, beautiful parks and bodies of water, living in the countryside and going to the lake for a swim or fishing, it is something I'll never forget

[@thejackal9834]

As someone who's been to Eastern Europe a fair bit the Lithuania part fucking broke me 😂😂

[@lenas6246]

wow you have been there! that def makes you an expert

[@thejackal9834]

@@lenas6246 *lived

[@никпридумаюпозже]

Lithuania is in the Baltic region though...

[@thejackal9834]

@@никпридумаюпозже That's still Eastern Europe...

[@skullchimes]

@@никпридумаюпозже IT'S EASTERN EUROPE holy tree cake

[@Steambull1]

"Is that how you want it to end? Cuz this is what you're getting." "Well, this one goes on your channel, Jon."

[@Xinixie]

"He opens up the robes a little further, and then everybody has a snack" is not a sentance I thought I was going to hear today.

[@theturtwig50]

Seeing a clergy of the Orthodox Christian faith in public is so trippy. I once saw a Russian priest in a grocery store, and he looked straight out of 15th century Russia.

[@somerandomgamer8504]

I'm pretty sure most priests look like that cause they belong back in that time period lol

[@throbbingfellow1136]

@@somerandomgamer8504 You just pwned the Christians, bro!

[@PALACIO254]

@@throbbingfellow1136 real heckn reddit hours hole some big chung is

[@4EJT]

@@somerandomgamer8504 Pretty sure they're older than queen of England

[@doomyboi]

I once saw a small collection of Orthodox priests getting fast food together. It was such a one-in-a-lifetime experience to me I struck up some conversation with them. It was pretty neat.

[@youruberhasarrived2081]

Before I watch this video 5 months late, I just want to get off my chest how few, very very few youtubers can actually make me laugh out loud. In my darkest times when I was still a friggin kid, I'd always huddle up on my couch with my laptop at nights and just get all the medicine I needed right from him. JonTron whatever your real name is I don't want to know it because to me you are JonTron, I just want to thank you as a full grown 25yo man in his own apartment today, for everything you've done regarding your channel and all the hard work you've put into it. You're genuinely amazing.

[@ghosty_batz1566]

This editing is top notch. Please give the editor like 5x of a raise.

[@SocialDeviance]

$0 x5 = 0

[@danielmallory4687]

Nice try editor

[@NapoleonBonerfarts]

The “Somali life for me” song was too perfect to be improvised

[@Stylemaster911]

I died laughing at that part jesus

[@TheZigzagman]

That's a song from Pinocchio.

[@mikcon63]

I'd go to the peep show just to stare at the other guys unblinking the entire time until the blast doors slowly close.

[@pancakes8670]

THE BLAST DOORS

[@hawkeye5955]

@@pancakes8670 : "Dear god! He's going to bust! Close the blast doors!"

[@mr.waffles8739]

Holy Christ idk why but that joke "if I have a hat like this, imagine the speed witch with I cannot vote" fucking killed me, obviously is terrible that theres places where women can't vote, but that joke just came out of no where and got me so hard lmao

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

"What's a pony jar?" "Don't worry." JonTron worried. JonTron is still worried.

[@thelightningking8772]

I am also worrying about what the fuck a pony jar is

[@TacticalTerry]

@@thelightningking8772 A jar with an MLP pony figurine in it. People save up c*m inside of it apparently. Pretty gross.

[@seamusmckeon9109]

Time stamp

[@nman551]

Don’t tell him

[@kingoil8730]

@@TacticalTerry then drinks it

[@gunargundarson1626]

Nice of Jon to let his elders onto his show. But I didn't know he was adopted by Australians, he truly is an international man of mystery.

[@NathanCatherall]

Ah yes, an international man of mystery adopted by an internet man of history…

[@cgman1940]

Actually, I believe IH is in his mid twenties and Jon is 32.

[@kimorayn1733]

YE-eah Bay-beey!

[@cobalttj6356]

That dating advice is fuckin gold. It's like horoscopes, they're generic and can apply to literally anyone in any situation and are completely useless, I love it. Aight I'm off to Somalia brb

[@finkamain1621]

What's crazy is when women don't want to date someone because they're a different sign than them lmao