The current sarkic plan at the moment is a cognito hazard simply called "Return to monke"
@mrmonkeyman6524 жыл бұрын
GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKE
@alexanderjaskowsky82764 жыл бұрын
Return humanity to a more based form
@BahadurSingh-ip9rd4 жыл бұрын
I agree with the sarkists then. Monke is future
@numberminecraftfan4 жыл бұрын
Reject technology return to [redacted]
@croaker54634 жыл бұрын
NO RETURN TO MONKE IS WHOLESOME DESIRE FOR A SIMPLE LIFE
@_Morph1ne_4 жыл бұрын
The dude in the thumbnail is just staring at that thing like “yo what’s up Craig, is that a new tentacle I see? Lookin good my man”
@roguepsykerhaaker48134 жыл бұрын
yeah you know, it's nice to have some prehensile limbs when you're a quadroped, new gun?
@jamesdarastrix76134 жыл бұрын
Men in black vibes all the way
@kylemoss49364 жыл бұрын
"Now, Thomas, what have we discussed about you going up to the attic at night?" UNEARTHLY WEEZING WHINE "Hey, keep it down. You'll wake up Martha."
@koontz11544 жыл бұрын
@@kylemoss4936 "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?!?"
@bradymenting51204 жыл бұрын
more like "welp, gotta empty the eldritch horror traps again."
@mercaius4 жыл бұрын
"If you cage the limb of an octopus, do you really cage the octopus?" Somebody's never had to deal with a bear trap.
@phutureproof4 жыл бұрын
Yea, like an Octopus.
@GhoulishGrime4 жыл бұрын
Octopi would just tear away, seeing as they can regrow limbs- but also it would make more sense if he'd just died right away.
@exnihiloadnihilum50944 жыл бұрын
The tentacles of the octopus function as if they are neurologically independent, like each has it's own brain but serves the whole.
@joshuachildress14514 жыл бұрын
@SCP-049 see that's just blatantly Lovecraftian horror.
@marcopohl48754 жыл бұрын
since when do you use bear traps to catch octopuses?
@philmcwonder81734 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of that image is that the dude doesnt even look scared! He is just shinning his flashlight like "Awww damnit we got flesh nightmares in the in the roof again. Greg! Get the Sark-away-spray!"
@Enemyguitar4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god the SarkAway
@crypto12234 жыл бұрын
You mean Napalm?
@xan72924 жыл бұрын
Sark-away sounds like something Dr. Wondertainment's television salesman brother would sell. That's right, this can only be a *Billy Mays* product.
@izzdin62284 жыл бұрын
"Goddammit Greg I told you we shouldn't have cheaped out on the reinforced concrete! Now we got flesh nightmares in the ceiling again."
@KaiserMattTygore9274 жыл бұрын
Exactly. He's just a regular exterminator who has to deal with his 5th Flesh-monster infestation of the day :/
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment4 жыл бұрын
Church of the Broken God: _More_ Sarkic SCPs? *[Furious mechanical noises]*
@vincentmasterbassist67844 жыл бұрын
Beep boop
@Calcorperations4 жыл бұрын
@@vincentmasterbassist6784 boop bop?
@jaymeVos4 жыл бұрын
@@vincentmasterbassist6784 That is exactly what "They" would want you to say!
@tajszczur91204 жыл бұрын
E
@0100-u7k4 жыл бұрын
*angry clockwork noices*
@pajamapantsjack58744 жыл бұрын
Sarkic scp reports are the basically recruitment material for the church of the broken god. I’d join after hearing about these.
@LS96464 жыл бұрын
In the scp universe the concept of good and bad is often nonaplicable but in the the case of sakisism and the church of the broken god i see a clear good and bad side.
@gremlinfifty23084 жыл бұрын
@@LS9646 Have you read the Church of the broken God entries they are just as cruel
@ddavis57084 жыл бұрын
@@gremlinfifty2308 Perhaps, but I'd rather follow a good that doesn't require blood sacrifices and turn their follower's into monsters with little to no intelligence
@LS96464 жыл бұрын
@@ddavis5708 Also "Flesg and deseas" vs "Becoming partialy-completly mechanical" is a clear choice for me.
@Tacklepig4 жыл бұрын
@@LS9646 eh, becoming a machine isnt any better than becoming a fucked up flesh monster. The bad parts of both are equally bad, but the COBG has some redeemable qualities, while sarkicism doesn't
@Lrr_Of_Omikron4 жыл бұрын
Doctor: "hey little girl, where are you from? Little girl: (proceeds to vomit) Doctor:"oh Florida"
@cr0w3424 жыл бұрын
As someone from FL I can confirm that this is indeed correct.
@Lrr_Of_Omikron4 жыл бұрын
@@cr0w342 I've never been there but it really does sound terrible for the most part.
@KaiserMattTygore9274 жыл бұрын
@@Lrr_Of_Omikron As someone who''s been there, its nuts.
@Lrr_Of_Omikron4 жыл бұрын
@@KaiserMattTygore927 have you ever done that whole google thing where you enter your birthday followed by Florida man arrested?
@jewishaf70134 жыл бұрын
Fucking Bradford County
@captassassin56804 жыл бұрын
Seeing as how David Cronenberg is a Hollywood director notorious for him “body horror” genre films, naming the doctor in charge of the interviews Dr.Cronenberg was a nice touch!
@theunitedcommonwealth7154 жыл бұрын
I just thought it was a Rick & Morty thing.
@April_a264 жыл бұрын
@@theunitedcommonwealth715 are you 14?
@theunitedcommonwealth7154 жыл бұрын
@@April_a26 No why are you saying you have to be a certain age to gain enjoyment of a certain part of entertainment because if so that's kinda childish. If not then why do you ask friend.
@April_a264 жыл бұрын
@@theunitedcommonwealth715 because you watch rick and morty but don't know who cronenburg is
@sataniclemonade91324 жыл бұрын
@@April_a26 The Rick and Morty feature they’re referencing is a bit of a tribute to Cronenburg’s works, and the mutated creatures a called “Cronenburgs”. They would think of the Rick and Morty episode first because it’s much more prominent to someone who could consider random facts-like the name of a writer of niche horror- arbitrary.
@Eagle_the_18th4 жыл бұрын
I love how many scps don’t really have a sort of ending to them, just a continuation of a problem that’s soon spiralling out of control. Kinda gives you a feeling of existential dread
@nowhereman60194 жыл бұрын
More like existential annoyance, considering there are so many and when the Foundation finds a new one they're like "Great, ANOTHER world ending threat."
@mosshivenetwork1174 жыл бұрын
The world-ending ones are getting a little old to be honest.
@Tacklepig4 жыл бұрын
That's...kinda the point. The foundation doesn't end things, they just put them in boxes and keep them there. The threat keeps going on, always.
@Tacklepig4 жыл бұрын
@@mosshivenetwork117 yeah, that's bound to happen though. Writers ultimately just try to one-up each other all the time. Personally, I prefer the ones that are straight up weird and then let you piece together some sort of backstory from logs and tales.
@tuskinradar86884 жыл бұрын
@@Tacklepig some of the best ones can be quite simple honestly, no need for connections to factions or "power level" so to speak. Take 87 for example, its just a spooky stairwell that basically never ends, and has some sort of nefarious phantom living in there.
@DatTransChick4 жыл бұрын
Dr Cronenberg, lol. That's a good one to slip in there.
@chromium37074 жыл бұрын
OK just not me
@exnihiloadnihilum50944 жыл бұрын
@Drakon590 Cronenburg was a designer that is known for his body horror monsters in art and cinema. The Thing from the 80's movie is probably his most famous.
@benwhitehead57864 жыл бұрын
Wait so not doctor beer?
@violatorut20034 жыл бұрын
@@exnihiloadnihilum5094 The Thing is by John Carpenter (Greatest Horror movie ever made). Cronenburg is The Fly, Videodrome and Dead Ringers. He did some other movies but those are the best, imo. Those gynecological instruments in Dead Ringers gives me shivers every time I watch it. They don’t show anything overt but just looking at them, knowing how they are intended to be used, is horrible enough.
@exnihiloadnihilum50944 жыл бұрын
@@violatorut2003 I thought the creature design was Cronenburg. My bad. Either way it would fall in with his style.
@AtomFA4 жыл бұрын
thumbnail be like: Yep, there's ya problem.
@indraservo57644 жыл бұрын
Scp : "what da ya want? I paid the rent"
@soulhunter64384 жыл бұрын
Guard: Yes but have been hearing some complaints about pets going missing when passing by your chambers and never returning.
@lylacor84014 жыл бұрын
@@soulhunter6438 scp: pets what is that? is it edible?
@loopymind4 жыл бұрын
"this infestation is above my paygrade"
@trippytigertony55204 жыл бұрын
Just got a little lovecraftian monster nibbling at the wiring
@shipmcgee4524 жыл бұрын
My man saving the excellent Sarkic/Russian Mafiya SCP-2408 "Orok's fall" for more lore later. It shows a bit on how ancient Sarkicism has changed and perhaps "lost its way" in modern times. Werewolf russian mob ftw.
@juravl24064 жыл бұрын
It's not sarkicism lost its' way. People like in scp-2408 are called neosarkicists, people who perverted doctrine of Ion by their egoistic goals
@thomastakesatollforthedark22314 жыл бұрын
@@juravl2406 so like Catholisiscm and Protestantism?
@juravl24064 жыл бұрын
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 I don't think so. Or do not understand differenses between catholic and protestant churches. In SCP universe sarkicism divided into two ways: protosarkicism and neosarkicism. Protosarkicism is closer to primordial doctrine of Ion. Protosarkicists are believing in Ion but sometimes this is mixed with other old religions in different regions. They are also believing into making world into heaven by killing all gods and that Ion will help them achieve apotheosis Neosarkicism is far from doctrine of Ion. Neosarkicists are believing in Yaldabaoth and that they must crush Ion to achieve apotheosis. All they want is a personal gain. It is very raw information, but I think it can be usefull
@bigpigeon23844 жыл бұрын
@@juravl2406 neosarkites also use technology and are usually pretty rich because they’re only really in the religion for personal gain.
@unavela4 жыл бұрын
@@bigpigeon2384 basically neosarkicists are just trying to climb up the cosmic power ladder
@porkchopulator4 жыл бұрын
"3 hours of air supply" I'm just imagining All Out of Love on loop for three hours.
@crabsandcrabsandcrabs9244 жыл бұрын
What are you thinking of? What are you thinking of? Im All out of love im so lost without you.
@jaymeVos4 жыл бұрын
Oh by the Gods! Please no lol
@deanitanurkhalisa6524 жыл бұрын
oh well, better than "AH AH AH AH STAYING ALIIIIVE" for three hours, eh?
@dustinsterling32484 жыл бұрын
Huh, Hell really does exist I guess
@michaelwilson51144 жыл бұрын
Lol - exactly what I was thinking.
@freddykingofturtles4 жыл бұрын
"what's this creepy flesh monster?" "SARKITES" *gestures as if holding a loaf of bread*
@TheTwilitHero3 жыл бұрын
We cannot teleport flesh anymore!
@umbralumbreon73803 жыл бұрын
@@TheTwilitHero I have done nothing but teleport sarkic SCPs for the past 3 days
@thebugbro82124 жыл бұрын
The Flesh that Mildly Dislikes
@inconel71854 жыл бұрын
The meat that is not particulary fond.
@RevenantMain14 жыл бұрын
The meat that downvotes
@toastiest21254 жыл бұрын
The Flesh that passive aggressively disagrees
@butwhydoh24824 жыл бұрын
the cellular mass that disapproves
@grapes56724 жыл бұрын
He not like the humana angry flesh no humana
@wolveraspeaks4 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail: *So? How bad is it?* "Yeah, you're definitely gonna need braces."
@Eyetrauma4 жыл бұрын
Terrifying, the Sarkists have a terrible dental plan
@eddiemaiden41924 жыл бұрын
@@Eyetrauma even more horrible than a pissed off carcyst (or however you spell it idk)
@illegitimatecrepe19904 жыл бұрын
Person: where are you from? Me: *vomits a black viscous fluid*
@squishy22294 жыл бұрын
“I’m from-“ *vomits out thicc oil*
@kritonophry17104 жыл бұрын
Oh Florida lol
@illegitimatecrepe19904 жыл бұрын
@@kritonophry1710 hahahah how'd you know
@kritonophry17104 жыл бұрын
@@illegitimatecrepe1990 lmao been there. Surprised I didn't drown in it
@illegitimatecrepe19904 жыл бұрын
@@kritonophry1710 I know it's so hard trying to talk about which part of *vomits black viscous fluid* I'm from
@seanchan71674 жыл бұрын
Sarcicism: *exists* Nurgle: ArE YoU cHAllenGiNg ME
@diamondmetal30624 жыл бұрын
Sarkicism is kinda like Chaos Undivided. They revere disease, sensuality, strength, wisdom and the change of form.
@EdricLysharae4 жыл бұрын
It's like Nurgle and a Tyrannid had a baby.
@callithasmed84684 жыл бұрын
@@EdricLysharae A Turgle, if you would.
@AmericanCaesarian4 жыл бұрын
I knew someone would compare the two
@CROWIntruder4 жыл бұрын
a slaargle, if you will
@CDBURN4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love how these entries tie into established history and religion, and your presentation of it helps cement it in reality quite well. A stellar performance as always.
@undeadprinceofchaos37314 жыл бұрын
I agree. I just love how he also explains even the very complex parts so that you can easily know everything about the SCP
@damienm.96774 жыл бұрын
Yea it’s really great the way these authors are able to tie in the anomalous religions with IRL religions, it’s clear that a lot of research went into them, especially the one with the wall in Georgia
@disconnected77374 жыл бұрын
Spent a good hour or so just searching up cultures and places that were mentioned in the articles.
@KaiserMattTygore9274 жыл бұрын
I know, it really grounds the series.
@SolMastr194 жыл бұрын
It's great as long as you dont know too much or dont take it too serious. Like the one SCP that described being seen and explained by a Muslim society 2600 years ago when neither Islam or Christianity existed at the time. Hell, Judism was barely there.
@HeartBreakBonez4 жыл бұрын
*"Keep spending most our lives living in a Sarkic Paradise"* -Coolio
@yeetman80774 жыл бұрын
finally someone thought of that
@NimhLabs4 жыл бұрын
God damned Sonic Fandom
@demonkingsparda3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one
@xxrandomxxheroxx124 жыл бұрын
You make my night shift job so much easier and you came through again tonight! Thank you fellow Sacalor
@666ruhwtf4 жыл бұрын
stay safe homie
@squidgy22474 жыл бұрын
This dude truly is a godsend.
@oceanviolets13064 жыл бұрын
Same. Always good to see on a quiet overnight I'm a gas station/convenience store clerk myself
@Demortixx4 жыл бұрын
Same. Night security
@Rhaseanw4 жыл бұрын
Same delivery driver
@forti38144 жыл бұрын
A Left 4 Dead like SCP game would be cool AF. Like it could be something about SCP 610 or something.
@mosshivenetwork1174 жыл бұрын
Maybe. But there's plenty of more SCPS for a left 4 dead style game.
@imaginationmaddness21764 жыл бұрын
Mabey and skyrim and fallout scp game
@OgpurpledrankOg4 жыл бұрын
Play GTFO its super Sarcic
@Omenvreer4 жыл бұрын
you can mod Left 4 Dead 2 to have cronenberg-like evil flesh-blob enemies. Most of which are labeled dead space enemy replacers. It's on the steam workshop. Just replace the main cast with anonymous spec-ops soldier looking guys and BAM you got yourself an SCP game.
@RelativelyBest3 жыл бұрын
In a similar vein, I can't believe nobody's tried to make an MTF game. Even the term "Mobile Task Force" would make a good title.
@nono95434 жыл бұрын
*"The Wound, cut from the flesh of totality - deep, it severed the line of future and past. Drawn to its ancient fester, gods swarmed as flies to a corpse. We waited within bloodless veins, faithful to that which we could not know - unable to imagine that we might become their greater. Here, we slept - until our souls become flesh."* - Sone Alku
@meaghancampbell81094 жыл бұрын
Adytum will Rise...Grand Karcist Ion shine his Defiance and mercy infused into our blood..
@armandowillem4 жыл бұрын
The swine herd prostrated himself before the Sorcerer King and asked, "Great Sorcerer King and Ozirmok, Heart of Man and Light of Lights. I speak for the folk of the cold marsh. We fear the red lanterns that dance without harmony; our spirit guides warn of ill omens." And Ion did assure the man, "I have gazed upon the Faceless Ones, Servitors of His Undulating Vastness. Their chief is blind- castrated by our words and will. He sings songs of anarchy, but they will not come again. These terrible spirits do not deserve our love; render unto them no sacrifice until the stars have aligned." Sone Vith
@JacketDude.4 жыл бұрын
SALT THE WOUNDS
@armandowillem4 жыл бұрын
@@JacketDude. STRIP THE FLESH!
@noblemecha77884 жыл бұрын
This sounds like HERESY
@MysteriousMiddleEast4 жыл бұрын
Love the Yajuj Majuj (Gog and Magog) incorporation into this lore. They are actually creatures/entities/peoples central to the 3 main Abrahamic Faiths. A lot of people in the real world (including yours truly) believe they do actually exist. What they are is a matter of debate.
@jacobussmit14534 жыл бұрын
What do you believe they are? I am Christian, but I am not familiar with Yajuj Majuj or Gog and Magog as entities or terms.
@imaginationmaddness21764 жыл бұрын
I'm curious too?
@Nukestarmaster4 жыл бұрын
@@jacobussmit1453 Eh, they aren't really that complicated, the Magog is some nation/people group and Gog is their leader.
@terminallove35314 жыл бұрын
So...people believe it exists but dont know what it is?
@biowbe45224 жыл бұрын
@@terminallove3531 i mean, thats basically what a religion is
@mariobosnjak994 жыл бұрын
"Reverting humanity back to a more *based* form"
@Mondy6674 жыл бұрын
@@dbsjbdbdhd Based on the Teachings of Grand Karcist Ion
@pluagedoc2.0624 жыл бұрын
to quote several others; "Return to Monke"
@crackedhammer46124 жыл бұрын
"Yo they fucking based af"
@DaytonaRoadster4 жыл бұрын
@@pluagedoc2.062 so it seems..
@AbdulRahman-xc1vi4 жыл бұрын
@@pluagedoc2.062 Reject Humanity Become Monke
@The.beef.fo.power4204 жыл бұрын
I feel like everyone would make fun of dr. Kronenberg by blaming him for any weird monster that shows up
@0100-u7k4 жыл бұрын
Sarkic: *turn the universe into a giant MEATball* COTBG: *looses humanity but Windows XP started working* basically: big PP or cyberdong
@koimeme4 жыл бұрын
So basically who loses? Cyber pp can be as big as wanted
@patchoulidaze71934 жыл бұрын
time to bring out the power dildos
@koimeme4 жыл бұрын
@Anirban Chakrabarti i keep forggeting i was suppose to say you can have a flesh or cyber big pp
@undeadprinceofchaos37314 жыл бұрын
Maybe he’ll do more COTBG themed SCPs in the future too
@someguy13134 жыл бұрын
Can we remake the broken god out of cyberdongs?
@derekdrake87064 жыл бұрын
Straight up.. I'd rather have a cyberdong than be a mutant. Praise the Omnissiah.
@seal71443 жыл бұрын
Praise the Omnissiah.
@ghostplayzbusters3 жыл бұрын
Praise the Omnissiah
@whatisupmyfellowamericans88083 жыл бұрын
Praise the Omnissiah
@jonalynmisalang94473 жыл бұрын
*Throws rust grenade*
@TheSinBin5123 жыл бұрын
sounds like mechanicus heresy to me
@darrynmurphy20384 жыл бұрын
Covering SCP 4036 would be a great Sarkic vid. It's about a secret Sarkic Republic based in the South Pacific, that's contained by the Foundation after an American mercenary discovers it and exploits its powers.
@alexanderjaskowsky82764 жыл бұрын
I heard "return humanity to a more based form" the first time and thought he was talking about monke
@arvinroidoatienza70824 жыл бұрын
Comments: I'm about to sleep. Me: late in the afternoon.
@mysticwizard19434 жыл бұрын
Me: alright buddy, you gotta get up early tomorrow, its bed time TES: How 'bout some blood and gore? Me: 4 hours of sleep is plenty
@jaymeVos4 жыл бұрын
Four hours is the perfect amount really.
@tajszczur91204 жыл бұрын
E
@yellowfellow60324 жыл бұрын
same
@jordyh.52434 жыл бұрын
Act how, regret it later
@jongyon7192p4 жыл бұрын
How about: 3 hours of air supply
@4nchoragepingu8874 жыл бұрын
The worst faction in SCP universe. Hate em and love em. No such horror as a body horror.
@supremeruby21144 жыл бұрын
Fifthism is probably the one that creeps me out the most but it's more mind than body
@gremlinfifty23084 жыл бұрын
The Children of the Moon are the entries that freak me out the most tho
@blueice47714 жыл бұрын
@@gremlinfifty2308 What is it about?
@blueice47714 жыл бұрын
@@gremlinfifty2308 Arent they just a super smart gorillas...?
@crypto12234 жыл бұрын
@@blueice4771 My brain is telling me the Children of the Moon are actually Big Feet. Sasquatch.
@j17az_zir218 ай бұрын
Sarkicism is one of my absolute favorite Groups of Interest so I can't thank you enough for covering this!! Your channel is quickly becoming one of my go-to's for SCP content
@matriks90464 жыл бұрын
An unfinished ritual : ,,Grand Karcist EON ,, More Sarkic SCPs : ,, Grand Karcist ION ,, So.. which one is it?
@TheExploringSeries4 жыл бұрын
I really have no idea.
@michaelliggett16224 жыл бұрын
It ion like the particle atom
@jadennavarrofilms23774 жыл бұрын
It’s Ion
@unintentionally_edgy58674 жыл бұрын
Thanks to all that “canon” in cap uh... yes?
@7ElevenTruther4 жыл бұрын
My personal head canon is that it should be pronounced "Eon" despite the spelling cause that just seems to role off the tongue alot smoother than saying "grand karcist ION" just like you would with ion particles.
@H.P.Lovecraftscat4 жыл бұрын
Always fun to discover that there's an SCP located in your god forgotten country (Georgia)
@davidmcquoid94384 жыл бұрын
I love using the sarkic cults in my dnd games. Creeps out my friends really well!
@Dontreallycare54 жыл бұрын
I have also been in many conversations which I wished to end by vomiting black viscous hate. Very relatable.
@DarkLord37094 жыл бұрын
*Foundation is forbidden from entering the tentacle flesh church* MTFs: "So anyway, I started blasting"
@zache48214 жыл бұрын
Ngl I really enjoy these "scp compilation" type of videos. Like the ones about a single scp are neat but whit these you get more cool stuff in one video.
@zache48214 жыл бұрын
But don't get me wrong my favorite videos are the ones with 1 scp, I just mostly like these ones more
@Werepie4 жыл бұрын
Lol, right when I stop playing Doom Eternal and go to bed. I guess i've got time for a few more horrific monsters from beyond the void...
Something I wonder is if SCP 001 When Day Breaks is somehow related to the Sarkics.
@huskee7684 Жыл бұрын
I always thought the same thing
@Cass0wary_3993 ай бұрын
They don’t have any means to influence the sun.
@shadowrunner21093 ай бұрын
@@Cass0wary_399 fair point. Follow-up question, what do you think they would've thought about When Day Breaks?
@themangoloid54524 жыл бұрын
Found your channel about 2 weeks ago and I’ve listened to all your SCP videos everyday, on the way to and from work and all times during the day. I NEED MORE I NEED IT
@SakuraAsranArt4 жыл бұрын
I was exactly the same when I first found this channel! Great isn't it.
@Chigo-nr8jg4 жыл бұрын
Please great queen have mercy, there isn’t anymore meat in the land, all has been sacrificed.
@Martdogg30003 жыл бұрын
I've listened to almost every episode multiple times and I can say that easily one of my favorite moments of any of them is the uncertainty surrounding the vomit when the girl is asked for the name of the town.
@angelaly64704 жыл бұрын
24:15 if a sarkic group ever helped them get out, it would probably be a pretty big problem Ad: Hi I’m Emma from underarmour *TIMING*
@Skorishism4 жыл бұрын
So this is what being a time traveler feels like? Huh.
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the club
@meistermatthew4 жыл бұрын
feelsgood.jpg
@doom7ish4 жыл бұрын
Nani?!
@N0RII9064 жыл бұрын
Jedi mind tricks
@atlast0004 жыл бұрын
How
@deanitanurkhalisa6524 жыл бұрын
SCP doctor: So what is the name of this village? Nobody: A girl: p u k e s b l a c k g o o
@theravenking59304 жыл бұрын
Oh man you had the same idea lol
@undeadprinceofchaos37314 жыл бұрын
Or it could be the name is incomprehensible to human ears
@AicisCraft4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it do be like that.
@kussabook92474 жыл бұрын
l m a o w h y c a n i r e a d l i k e t h i s
@RhysLloyd26114 жыл бұрын
I hate it when that happens
@greeses54824 жыл бұрын
I needed more Sarckic Lovecraftian-meat-monsters in my life, thank you
@bugsytheodst69244 жыл бұрын
I have 0 period but I can watch 1 more No I can’t, I’ll just be watching KZbin until 3:00 am
@noxdecious4 жыл бұрын
You going through menopause? It's normal
@RaptorZefier4 жыл бұрын
I love these 'deeper dive' type videos expanding on baseline knowledge. Suitably good and creepy to rexamine the Sarkhites. Would it be possible for another Daevite dive? Given a Daevite was mentioned in this video and the video focusing on the Daevites was brief in focusing on their SCPs. I'd love a deeper dive talking about their ties to trees and so on.
@jaymeVos4 жыл бұрын
Woke up cus my phone made a noise. Very pleased that this was that reason why. Very pleased. The Sarkic stuff is seriously creepy in all the wrong & wonderful ways.
@ilkkarautio24494 жыл бұрын
Dont forget SCP-610
@imaginationmaddness21764 жыл бұрын
What?
@ilkkarautio24494 жыл бұрын
@@imaginationmaddness2176 Its a gentle variant of the regular SCP-610, sometimes they have family meetings but are frowned upon by the rest of the family for being so loving. 610
@imaginationmaddness21764 жыл бұрын
@@ilkkarautio2449 ok is it a tale or something you created in your own mind? I'm not rude I'm generally curious and intrigued.
@ilkkarautio24494 жыл бұрын
@@imaginationmaddness2176 Its a tale, and i hope that its part of the "official" head canon of everybody. Ive been working so hard on it and i love my idea, many others seem to like it too. I just wanted to make an SCP that is kind, harmless and sarkic. 😳👍
@imaginationmaddness21764 жыл бұрын
@@ilkkarautio2449 well I hope to read it sounds like a fantastic idea!
@pocadon Жыл бұрын
A "Meat Puppet" describes it exactly with no exaggeration but the sarcic guy had to come up with a fancy ass explanation. Like janitors demand being called "Lead Admin of Store Maintenance" or whatever.
@saram77124 жыл бұрын
I love the Sarkites, it could be really cool in the future to see something about the anthropological approach to sarkicism case studies
@Shugg-Goff-HHoffical Жыл бұрын
I think it would make a great SCP mainstream movie. Essentially using the Anti-Terrorist Thriller as a format. The main focus being Sarkists are co-ordinating globally a final soultion of sorts.
@remuslazar20334 жыл бұрын
An SCP in Romania? Wow, my country is represented
@NJzinho4 жыл бұрын
Romania itself is an scp
@remuslazar20334 жыл бұрын
@@NJzinho what type? Keter ?
@sting-raye82064 жыл бұрын
@@remuslazar2033 I mean you can’t really contain a country so yeah, keter
@jaiamos20194 жыл бұрын
Don’t think you want this kind of representation
@xxXBig_BenXxx4 жыл бұрын
You already have the Dracula Factory, greedy much
@mrscorpion18294 жыл бұрын
“Dr cronenberg” Oh that’s a clever reference
@aplaceholdername9014 жыл бұрын
Sarkism is my favourite! Body Horror time
@xzadok14354 жыл бұрын
Always posting at the perfect time
@SneakyKitten36143 жыл бұрын
You could talk about a rock from 2006 and make it interesting. I absolutely love the way you read things, showing some pretty interesting vocal changes and reading various lines through different accents. Love your videos!
@icewitchisla19814 жыл бұрын
21:21 So that is an ultralisk. Yaldobaoth is the Queen of Blades confirmed.
@ameteuraspirant4 жыл бұрын
30:45 for reference, 600,000 sq/km is about 1.5 times the area of california, or just 96k shy of texas. That's a lotta land.
@Liletter4 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I’m PST, all you EST folk get to stay up till 4am before a weekday.
@vallisdaemonumofficial4 жыл бұрын
[LAUGHS IN DAYLIGHT SAVINGS]
@michaelwilson51144 жыл бұрын
Meh, I don't need sleep.
@R33fth3b33f4 жыл бұрын
Lol samr
@April_a264 жыл бұрын
@Yung Orthodox why is your account 1 day old
@vallisdaemonumofficial4 жыл бұрын
@Yung Orthodox as in the song Commiefornia's done? Based
@philipclay85314 жыл бұрын
I love your channel! Always excited to see a new video from you in my feed!!
@northboundw52484 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: SCP Earth is just another planet in the WH40K galaxy and every anomaly is just warp fuckery, and Sarkics' are just Nurgle cultists
@falloutgod10732 жыл бұрын
Lol
@johnanderson55004 жыл бұрын
@7:30 that picture is crazy good!! It looks real as hell! You can see it's a picture taken by someone outside in the winter, you can see the details of the snow, and then you have this thing! That's either a monster, or a living alien ship.
@thorshammer78834 жыл бұрын
Is it possible that the Elder God the Fifth Church worships is the Star god that appears on that historic wall in SCP-4840 standing near by the Scarlet King before King Adam Assem?
@Nukestarmaster4 жыл бұрын
Actually the Fifthists are believed to worship the anti-memetic entity 3125, and considering the fifth mentioned - the one made of eyes - directly links to the 3125 article, I'm pretty sure that's true in that canon. The one made of ice and stone and the one made of stars are fairly unknown.
@thorshammer78834 жыл бұрын
@@Nukestarmaster Well I would of thought this Star god was the one the Fifthist would worship because they are obsessed over the stars and this star god seemed to fit the picture quite well.
@thorshammer78834 жыл бұрын
@@Nukestarmaster Is it also possible this Star Elder god could be related to SCP-1548 which also deals in star type of entities?
@Nukestarmaster4 жыл бұрын
@@thorshammer7883 The Fifthists aren't obsessed with stars, only Star Signals (which is only one of many Fifthist cults) talked much about stars. And considering the first link on the Fifthist hub takes you to the Antimemetics Division Hub, it's pretty safe to say that 3125 is their deity.
@Nukestarmaster4 жыл бұрын
@@thorshammer7883 The star god could in fact be the deity of the Church of the Second Hytoth. One of their nicknames is 'stargazers' and they are probably responsible for 1548.
@datboi-ub9pe4 жыл бұрын
mtg art at 23:00 is pog love it love the vids and i love the channel i really hope you keep making content that you like to make and i watch all of it!!!
@PANCAKECRAB14 жыл бұрын
BASED FORM?!?! THE FLESH THAT HATES IS BASED
@balintvasvari75734 жыл бұрын
*The Flesh that is Based*
@Lrr_Of_Omikron4 жыл бұрын
Scp 2133 was always one of my favorites. Anything involving the red death intrigues the hell out of me.
@cameronclendenen83862 жыл бұрын
Church of the broken god: You know what grinds my gears
@A_Wzone Жыл бұрын
21:25 that is straight up an ultralisk from Starcraft lol
@ignatievgorodi747011 ай бұрын
Zerg mentioned!!!
@Liquidwater274 жыл бұрын
Phew, you hero! I was running out of content to listen to when studying
@ramghautaam71354 жыл бұрын
How TF do you listen to this and study? It's impossible to focus on both especially with so much detail in this video
@Liquidwater274 жыл бұрын
@@ramghautaam7135 I kinda have a thing where I can segment my attention for different tasks. So basically yeah. I can retain information from studying, while listening to some good gorey sarkic shenanigans.
@ramghautaam71354 жыл бұрын
@@Liquidwater27 lol u a dolphin ?🐬
@Shaftygod4 жыл бұрын
The sarkic origin of Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting is one of the best tales in the entire canon hub. Dread and Circuses is the most entertaining Canon in the scp-verse and would make such a great video on its own.
@peepeemegee4274 жыл бұрын
Yes thank you brother just about to sleep.
@jemmykanga23114 жыл бұрын
LMAO same Just need some horror to tuck me in
@crabsandcrabsandcrabs9244 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile at the other side of planet: Can't Relate.
@mattmoore27894 жыл бұрын
Same. Take a bump.
@ianpopp874 жыл бұрын
I listen to this channel in bed too. It's weirdly comforting. Matter of fact I should probably patreon up just to pay back for all the good sleep. .
@nobleactual76164 жыл бұрын
Im pulling an all-nighter myself
@kaib.59124 жыл бұрын
Those Ultralisks from SC2 at 21:26 threw me for a loop
@themiamiman13934 жыл бұрын
Thanks man I was about to go to sleep before getting my homework done now I won’t be able to sleep for the next 3 days
@IkigaiBeats4 жыл бұрын
This is what I've been waiting for!!
@Invictusdre4 жыл бұрын
I want this man to read me bedtime stories and I'll pay him to.
@gremlinfifty23084 жыл бұрын
His patreon is in the description
@wiko4ever4 жыл бұрын
Thanks i always hear your videos when im getting acupuncture
@Raven_Leblanc4 жыл бұрын
Do I hear "bless papa Nurgle"? No? Well, just in case... *BLESS PAPA NURGLE*
@0100-u7k4 жыл бұрын
dont forget that khorne donated the blood and slannesh that wierd sexual shit
@yellowfellow60324 жыл бұрын
Nurgle bless
@redrix17874 жыл бұрын
@@yellowfellow6032 *loads bolter with purging intent*
@tau-5samsara9904 жыл бұрын
Should I inform the 0-5 of this fuckery or should you just stop?
@Straypuppers4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, I love the same of bolter gun powder in the morning.
@run4ever1024 жыл бұрын
How is this channel now at a million subs yet!? I loveee these videos!
@louisthorner28284 жыл бұрын
Started eating when I began watching this. I regret this decision.
@louisthorner28284 жыл бұрын
@Yuri Kuroyanagi I think you've brought up an important point, what if the flesh that hates tastes like Kobe beef, I know I'd try some.
@louisthorner28284 жыл бұрын
@Yuri Kuroyanagi All hail Yaldaboath, the delicious.
@louisthorner28284 жыл бұрын
@Yuri Kuroyanagi Eat it, before it eats you and your entire family.
@itays77744 жыл бұрын
I really love the historical scps, like that wall thing, or the lord blackwood story abut the hunt for the Tarasque, they are so interesting
@harrisonhurst64804 жыл бұрын
Sounds a lot like Tzeench from 40K. Good work!
@entropic64394 жыл бұрын
thank you for these videos, they make me the happiest out of all youtube notifications when i get them
@williamreid73884 жыл бұрын
It’s 330 am. I’m tossing and turning in bed trynna sleep after an hour of finding nothing to watch on KZbin. I smoke a joint. I check KZbin one final time. Deliverance
@dasdeke4 жыл бұрын
Love how you expanded on the original one with this video, and went into more detail about the scp's that you talked about.
@undeadprinceofchaos37314 жыл бұрын
The blood is pure, the flesh is right, a utopia of body and instinct is what we seek. Both born and free from the Demiurge’s might.
@unintentionally_edgy58674 жыл бұрын
21:36 that’s... that’s just a Starcraft zurg. Somehow that fits pretty neatly into sarkicism
@zamuy124794 жыл бұрын
damn, 4 seconds in and i'm already sold.
@SuzieTheStrange4 жыл бұрын
I love all of your videos!! Thank you for this one! I can't wait to see what you put out next!!
@kilmcm454 жыл бұрын
Man, imagine an Indiana Jones movie where he investigates a Sarkic Temple....would have waaaay better than Crystal Skulls.
@caligo53224 жыл бұрын
You just made my day! I love your videos
@addrianolson83804 жыл бұрын
yes, now I can sleep peacefully whilst listening to this.
@krossbbx30884 жыл бұрын
I gotta say that I think you have the best narrative style out of any other channel I’ve watched, whether it be SCP or otherwise
@jaimebernardovg4 жыл бұрын
The Dracula factory was the first SCP I heard of. Thanks to #theVolgun. I was looking for some Castlevania stuff.
@comradecameron37264 жыл бұрын
You really help me out on these long Sunday nights.
@nowhereman60194 жыл бұрын
You know, there are so many world ending SCPs that a new one is more of an annoyance than a proper threat.
@red_fixer4 жыл бұрын
Gotta say that I love me some body horror, but the body horror and Eldritch horror of sarkicsism is awesome!