Exploring the SCP Foundation: SCP-342 - A Ticket to Ride

[@Lightscribe225]

Just a small town girl Living in a lonely world She took the midnight train goin' [REDACTED]

[@redvoids8657]

ⰎⰋⰕⰜⰑⰓⰡⰁ225 [DATA REDACTED]

[@chimmychonga4795]

Lmfao

[@dave7886]

She didn't take the train, a bus hit her

[@yourboy9236]

@@redvoids8657 how'd you make those symbols

[@redvoids8657]

Your Boy idk

[@DCapybara]

What makes you better than most of SCP readers is that, you don't simply read the materials from the wiki. But instead, you explain them to us based on your research and then interpret it yourself. You really are amazing, keep up the good work!

[@partypooper9427]

No one is better than thevolgon.

[@sirmount2636]

jim pickens Volgun is fine but he simply reads the article out loud. At least Explorer translates the article for us. Many of them are way too complicated to get a clear picture.

[@CLNCJD94]

jim pickens they both have merits, Volgun is great for giving us the full, unedited articles from a sorta First Person View of the SCP world, especially with the interviews and some of his earlier skits. Exploring Series takes a look from the meta side of the SCP world and we get to enjoy it more as outsiders looking in and watching the universe transpire.

[@sephikong8323]

@@sirmount2636 I wouldn't call one better. I personally prefer Volgun has he stays inside the universe and doesn't deviate while the Exploring Series goes into the meta and while there is more research and more insight, it breaks what is the most important part of SCP to me : immersion and the Volgun is the one makes the most immersive work I am not shitting on this channel, I love the work put into it, but I prefer the immersive side of the SCP foundation, that is when it is at it's strongest

[@kemoni221]

That's why I watch this channel. I used to put on SCP readings in the background when I was doing something, and although it's interesting, it's not the same as having someone who researched the article and knows the "lore" that will speculate about the subject.

[@sedo2446]

Ticket vendor: Hi! Where would you like to ride today? Me: I would like to go to [REDACTED] Ticket vender: Sir, that’s not a place. Me: Apologies, I meant [DATA EXPUNGED] Ticket vender: _good choice_

[@liberator101]

Hahahahahhahahahahahah

[@Nelo_Wolf]

Pretty much 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vermilliontoaster3063]

That’s amazing!!😂

[@unparalleledspaghettore7493]

haha redacted data expunged very funny

[@jamiee7367]

[DATA EXPUNGED] is overrated in my opinion. ██████ is a much greater travel destination.

[@99897767]

*Dr.Bright uses the ticket* *The train refuse to open*

[@MarChlAnn]

I can imagine that "LET ME IN YOU COWARD I WANT TO FIST FIGHT YOU"

[@peanut9560]

@@MarChlAnn 342: mommy pick me up I’m scared.

[@keremgulbin9142]

LET ME IN *LET ME IIIIIIINNNN*

[@NerdyAngel1989]

Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to use 342 to get free rides, seriously this thing kills people and tests have shown the water it is producing after every trip are tears, you have scared it psychologically.

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

Dr. King uses the ticket The door opens The entire train is filled with apple seeds

[@Big_E_Soul_Fragment]

I WANT OFF MR. [REDACTED]'S WILD RIDE

[@Riley26]

How did you commented so fast

[@codypatton2859]

@@Riley26 I think we just discovered an anomaly, notify the O5 Council to send a retrieval team and an amnestics unit.

[@theofficialkebaberofarmeni7104]

Hes the damn emperor of man he can post when he wants

[@commanderfarsight2351]

@@Riley26 he's been doing thay all the time on TES' videos. They're both anomalies.

[@jongyon7192p]

@@Riley26 it's barely 1 sentence. not that difficult to write quickly

[@concernedstevey5001]

"and the individual will experience an almost pathological fear of everyone else abord the vehicle" So no different from normal public transport then?

[@remembermilou]

Wtf i just read that and then he just started to say exactly that

[@devinpallone1840]

@@remembermilou The Exploring Series is an SCP

[@mwperk02]

You seem to go to the same place too. The only anomalous feature is its transformative nature.

[@Darkhound_]

You are a Legend.

[@gamercatjr.2941]

@@devinpallone1840 I'd like him to be one. Named: the Narrator.

[@SuperAuzWalrus]

SCP got a ticket to ride SCP got a ticket to ri-i-ide SCP got a ticket to ride And [REDACTED] don't care

[@williamhenryharrison644]

I don’t know why [EXPUNGED]’s riding so high, SCP outta think twice, before SCP does right by [05 COUNCIL] SCP said living with 173, was bringin’ it down SCP would never be free, when in a lockdown Ah, SCP got a ticket to ride SCP got a ticket to ri-i-ide SCP got a ticket to ride And Dr. Bright don’t care My traincar don’t care My traincar don’t care

[@veryexciteddog963]

Nice jojoke

[@aliendude2875]

Beatles

[@rahmatbanua7009]

SuperAuzWalrus ah, rise till we fall song eh ?

[@dwayneslade957]

So is there a tale called "the love train" about this scp

[@WhimsicalBlades]

"It's just a wierd transforming ticket that takes people on a doom train conducted by a spider creature into some other reality." The word 'just' is doing some heavy lifting there....

[@hardutrares643]

😎💪

[@Akhaandir]

Well this is the SCP universe, a ticket that takes people to a spider creature in another reality is relatively tame, comparitivly

[@BeautifulEarthJa]

lol

[@lastofthe4horsemen279]

The spider creature is hungry 😋

[@Limit19970]

Guiness World Records; World's Strongest Just competition.

[@bluecloud4652]

You and I have very different definitions of mundane. For instance, mine doesn't involve spider conductors

[@marcopohl4875]

so what else would a spider do for a living?

[@bluecloud4652]

@@marcopohl4875 uh Weaver or tailor I would assume Then again it is people like me who prevent spiders from making strides in the corporate world

[@marcopohl4875]

@@hugebuffman3619 no that's what they do for a dying

[@marcopohl4875]

@@bluecloud4652 self-awareness is the first step to improvement :)

[@braydengoins6604]

rip torn what the fuck?

[@delsin1126]

Some little girl got ran over and we caused several thousands of dollars in property damage....LETS TRY IT WITH A TRAIN THHIS TIME

[@tonyy.8852]

I'm on a bus, watching SCPs about not able to leave the bus again :/

[@hannoroelofse3632]

Haha, thinking the same thing. Also started the vid as I boarded a bus...

[@ADdude]

Me too. Maybe not the best idea.

[@tonyy.8852]

@@hannoroelofse3632 it was raining super heavily just before I got on the bus too

[@rickyboii5971]

@@hannoroelofse3632 how much data do you have

[@H0thWarrior]

Again? 😎

[@roscuro9838]

I really wish there were more neutral anomalies. I'm fine with the few beneficial scp's, but there are so many malicious scp's that it get's boring. Scp's like the salesman are at least funny to go along with the mysterious maliciousness.

[@BullMcCloud]

My favorite is Lord Blackwood I consider him pretty neutral

[@cefrinaldi8060]

Look for other scp skip in other scp international branch for a change of pace. There are a lot of unique non malicious scp that are a treat to read. My favourite branch is japanese branch where we can encounter slow moving ferriswheel, flying electric jellyfish, and some sentient sign-shifter traffic sign.

[@Destructocorps]

@FullTimeSlacker an anomaly is an anomaly

[@Lunar994]

I get where you're coming from, but it is largely horror, so the high amount of malicious SCP make sense

[@furiousfinch1587]

ANOMALIES! Have no fear, don't be alarmed, unless you're harmed from bein' disarmed! _Which you are~!_ I assure you madam this sturdy grey oven has a thirty day policy, guarantee~! _Like you need it. Since you'll bleed out in about thirty SECONDS, I reckon_ so before you enter the realm of the dead with an oven and a missing joint; here's the point: never trust a man in a pinchback suit with a smile that goes on for miles! *Either he's a creature from the far-off reaches of space or a guy tryna prey on the mentally fragile~! The first and the latter need dim-witted widows-*

[@citizenerased7214]

I remember one time I fell asleep on the back of the bus one morning and woke up in a bus lot in the middle of nowhere, luckily the bus driver saw me and took me back to the stop though. It was very frightening, scary and surreal, similar to how its described at 8:40. I thought this SCP was heading in the direction of originating from that specific concept of being lost, but then it brought up a giant spider with a conductor hat. Really seemed comical, and kinda killed the mystery/terror. Flaming bus flies off highway as sniper headshots the driver, lol

[@SkorMedia]

I once passed out in the back of a bus at a hub, only to wake up an hour later at the same spot. It was wild

[@ltchugacast131]

You could really still make that frightening and mysterious. I had the idea of a large spider with a face and pedipalps made from the body of a conductor that it folds out into the shape of a person with sickening cracking and grinding noises to calmly ask the companions of the victims “Please have your tickets ready for the next line or disembark the train” while cocooning their screaming and panicking friend.

[@agnosyidk7170]

Lt ChugaCast you have a dark and twisted mind but that’s still awesomely scary

[@patrickmccurry1563]

@@ltchugacast131 Ever see the movie, Mimic? It has evolved roaches vaguely mimicking human forms well enough to fool people from a distance or in dim light. It had potential, but fell into horror cliches. But no one can fault the FX, IMO.

[@GreatNegus]

I like to imagine that the spider was just another hallucination that the anomaly causes. I think that's why only that 1 agent reported seeing it and it made that guy freeze in place kinda like how the earlier one with the teens and what they saw messed them up psychologically. Also, why would it toss him out the window if it was gonna eat him?

[@nighthorder6542]

Oh shit, I forgot about 342! That was actually the very first SCP I ever heard of!

[@unexpected2475]

Same, it was one of the first I had heard of. I couldn't remember the number.

[@katritchie3060]

HMMST REALY

[@kiarashkenobi]

So you're telling me it's a anti-meme?

[@katritchie3060]

no

[@katritchie3060]

@@kiarashkenobi NO ITS NOT A ANTI MEME

[@BlackTearDrop]

This SCP doesn't get mentioned enough on the subreddit. Very underrated. The horrifying nature of everything going wrong and the inevitability of it all... Just quietly horrifying.

[@stevenhetzel6483]

Herp derp no reddit talk mbout sumthin I like herpderp

[@dialnightgaurd4908]

@@stevenhetzel6483 shush random internet man

[@Neon-ws8er]

@@dialnightgaurd4908 erm, may you please stop necroposting? according to my calculations the comment you replied to was over 5 months old.

[@GiftedContractor]

"As long as you don't take a bus or a train every day, you're probably fine." My transit-reliant ass: Hahahaha yeah... *shifts nervously*o.o

[@ultra-nationalistodst8085]

@GiftedContractor just never take your eyes off any ticket you buy ever, you should probably be fine then

[@ramdarow4045]

This is why I have Tap. No ticket no problem!

[@GiftedContractor]

@@ramdarow4045 I mean, it could still turn into your card...

[@ramdarow4045]

@@GiftedContractor shit.... you're right...

[@extremer6422]

I'll be fine as long as it can't transform into my school year transit pass hehehe... *wipes away sweat*

[@gd3500]

YO A TICKET TO RIDE IS MY FAVORITE STEAL BALL RUN ARK!!

[@ameermalick3028]

BRO SAME

[@aredjayc2858]

Excuse you, Break My Heart, Break Your Heart is the best

[@masterzoroark6664]

"She's got a ticket to ride She's got a ticket tl ride"

[@actualgorilla5573]

Bruh, have you ever heard of ALL THE TEMPLE OF THE BOOMS?!

[@torus9657]

Uhhhh I’m sorry The True Man’s World is the best arc in the whole series

[@blueraven7803]

But what if we slapped a Stanton reality anchor on the train tho?

[@joesef555]

I’m pretty sure this anomaly is not a reality bender. Just causing hallucinations. No Scranton reality anchor would be required.

[@masterzoroark6664]

It doesn't change reality, I do think it more or less causes your soul to wander closer and closer. Besides, it seems as something strong enough to don't give a shit about dinky anchors

[@joshhouse6857]

"I'm tired of these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing train!"

[@mlukermluker4494]

Slapping a SRA on this kind of thing would be a really bad idea.

[@chaoz7370]

@@joesef555 I kind of doubt it just causes hallucinations and thats it. If that were the case, the Foundation wouldve probably already defined it as some sort of cognitohazard or something, or they would state how it causes hallucinations and ONLY hallucinations. Plus, it has been proven by tests over and over that no one can leave the vehicle once they use the ticket, and a bystander, someone who didnt even know about the SCP, saw a smoke bus rise from the wreck of one of the tests and the fire boi that enters it. Oh also the fact that literally no one ever returns after using the ticket. But ey thats just my opinion, sorry if I came off as rude

[@Hepponisme]

That's what you call mundane? cool.

[@Ikori1]

cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool, cool cool cool. cool .

[@fulcrum2951]

Cold

[@Hepponisme]

Hey now, isn't this the healthiest comment section on youtube.

[@رجلاً-مجهول]

lmaooooo trueee

[@kemoni221]

"Today we'll discuss something mundane" *it's a transforming ticket that can also turn to money or other payment/validation methods that can influence individuals, groups of people and transit vechicles and break all logic and laws of physics to kidnap someone* i love the explorer

[@MysteriousMiddleEast]

This would be an epic live action tv show or web series with a budget. The stories that deal with everyday items that become anomalous, like this ticket or the IKEA store are more fascinating than the ones with in your face god like monsters and aliens , because they seem more relatable.

[@tothelastman6]

I would totally watch an SCP FOUNDATION tv series. They should have the Volgun and Exploring The Series be reoccurring characters in each season because of how hard they work to bring SCP'S to the average viewer.

[@marcog.verbruggen674]

i would love a high production value scp series, but due to the creative commons license on it, it seems the only way we'd get that would be through fan-made stuff.. ;-;

[@JoshuaReiniger]

Allow me to introduce you to Warehouse 13, although it's significantly more lighthearted than SCP, of course: m.imdb.com/title/tt1132290/

[@ltchugacast131]

Soooo...the weird ghostly spider conductor thing that drags victims along on a phantom train and cocoons them isn’t godlike? Y’kno....just sayin. But yes. I’m tempted to write a story based on this SCP. Maybe even a movie script.

[@leslieshafer6343]

@@JoshuaReiniger There are a few rather serious individual episodes & a story arc. But yes it's definitely a lot more light-hearted.

[@MackiusMCK]

So, is this the plot of Infinity Train?

[@JoseHernandez-xv2bt]

Mackius pretty much

[@limboprime5926]

Infinity train and also bus

[@H0thWarrior]

Missing one-one

[@ArielYoursTruly]

@@H0thWarrior "Are you my mum?"

[@christiansager4574]

Ariel Nivar "Are you my [REDACTED]"

[@Hand_of_NOD]

It seems the destruction of my sleep schedule has paid off.

[@razagan1343]

All according to plan.

[@TheSecondVersion]

"As long as you don't take a bus or a train everyday, you'll be fine." But the last incident showed how dangerous 342 became. It became a ticket to a *theater screening,* not a transport. In the process it claimed its nemesis Dr. Gunther (the head of testing)

[@Kalenz1234]

At the very end it transformed into a 20$ bill.

[@cmelton6796]

@@Kalenz1234 And in 2032 it'll become a bitcoin

[@holycarp1676]

no dude he said "you’ll *probably* be fine" which is much more unnerving

[@y.matocinos8448]

Nice. I recommend you try and cover SCP-4812, Wrath. It's underrated and hard to interpret.

[@GTL22]

Most Series 5 skips are hard to interpret tbh

[@EPaBeZ780]

@@GTL22 I can't stand most of them, a lot of them are too wordy and not particularly unique.

[@y.matocinos8448]

@@EPaBeZ780 Yeah, but to me they're a breath of fresh air when I keep seeing the same Series 1 SCPs being featured in KZbin. Real SCP enthusiasts need to have the guts to actually read the articles instead of relying on sources outside the Wiki. Seeing people react to how SCP-682 being unkillable is often bland now. Like, SCP-3812 is beyond.

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Well, although it's the year 2021 for me, but I must say: happy now?

[@redactedz6146]

Ahhh this scp is a classic for me. One of the first I've read a few years back and I can't get the image of MTF trying to stop the vehicle in a high speed chase off my head

[@jessicathemercenary8958]

Lol

[@thegothicslime2982]

Goddamit bob I thought satan told you to not give the hell train tickets to random people again

[@commanderfarsight2351]

"But it's so boring down here"

[@sanju7695]

Yall fucked up down there

[@diobrando5993]

God yo god, when is my dad coming back :(

[@commanderfarsight2351]

@@diobrando5993 when you become a good dad for Giorno.

[@diobrando5993]

Commander Farsight i am a good dad for giorno

[@BennerzEC]

Its crazy to me that SCP feature films etc aren't being pumped out. The SCP universe is an absolute gold mine of horror creativity.

[@F4ngel]

@FullTimeSlacker You don't have to show the horror but merely imply it.

[@Heizenberg32]

This one has the elements of a classic ghost story. It never quite hits home for me, though. The spider thing kind of takes away from it I think.

[@Heizenberg32]

@BearSeek Berserker Or "This Book is Full of Spiders" because spiders. Regardless, I love both of those books.

[@smittyk1378]

i think the spider is a hallucination

[@michaelandreipalon359]

The spider thing isn't actually that important. I didn't mind it at all.

[@Azzabackam]

I think it depends on the type of horror that's most effective for you. For me it's cosmic horror, and the idea of some spectral entity tied to transit systems that is so unknowable that the best our minds can do is present it as a massive spider monster? That gets to me.

[@lastofthe4horsemen279]

@@Azzabackam i agree

[@zedmanifest6320]

No way, I read this scp about a week ago and I f$cking loved it, and now you’re doing a vid on it. You just made my shit day a little better

[@jamiejablonka1487]

Hey man I hope you're alright

[@s4har4]

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[@tripleb5197]

"A person boarding them typically knows where they're going, and when they'll get there - but what if they didn't." I knew the MTA and NJ Transit were SCPs!

[@lazygizmo]

imagine getting scp-096 on a 342 then foundation agent show a picture to d class on the outside after the ride can't be stopped. Unstoppable force meets unstoppable force.

[@ramelbusto1011]

What if you wanted to go [REDACTED] But the driver said Your stop is [DATA EXPUNGED]

[@jongyon7192p]

This one was fascinating cuz even the Foundation couldn't handle it. Ben Kondraki was also with Clef when that final incident happened. What kind of experiment would he have done if he got a hold of 342 after that experience?

[@somerandomguyontheinternet162]

If it's Kondraki he would've probably used the ticket and boarded a train with a full arsenal of weaponry to try and kill the anomaly himself

[@jongyon7192p]

@@somerandomguyontheinternet162 I bet it really did happen. Hope someone writes a tale of it.

[@BullMcCloud]

makes me wonder if Lord Blackwood could've encountered this one on one of his trips to the Americas

[@ItRemindMeOfHome]

@@BullMcCloud Lord Blackwood and the Nightmare Locomotive

[@kayaryn8763]

Kondraki was there? I haven’t read this since before I started researching scp personnel.

[@illuminocalypse5210]

I really like that, whenever you cover an SCP entry, you always do more than just read the entry itself, but also give your own take on it or even just give it an introduction in your own words before starting. It just showcases that much extra effort and that's always awesome. You and Volgun (who only reads the entries, but does so in-character and theatrically, which adds authenticity to his readings) do some of the best SCP videos on KZbin.

[@thatwasaRealnicedeclaration]

Have you seen scp animated yet?

[@cooliostarstache5474]

SCP Illustrated is awesome as well

[@holycarp1676]

SCP Explained too

[@ardoronro6677]

Well, I didn't sleep tonight and it's almost 4am. Now I have to leave for work on the subway in a few minutes. Welp, time for me to go...........God damn it.

[@1980sBoy]

Same here...fuck our lives, eh?

[@egonieser]

Do you have a ticket?

[@ardoronro6677]

Does a metro card count?

[@nurgle333]

F

[@jessicathemercenary8958]

Can we get a f for our fallen soldier

[@nonancourt]

This is definitrly one of my favorite SCP's, really glad you coveredit

[@devoteDGhoul]

Ehh i prefer the hanged kings tragedy play

[@mattwoodard2535]

There is a reality bending spider like thing in the "afterlife" found in SCP-2922 called "The Impenetrable". It might be related to the spider conductor. sm

[@snakeyman5560]

Oh my god it's just like that one episode of Love, Death and Robots.

[@snakeyman5560]

@@goopdoodle Y E S H ! That episode. What are you doing so far down in the comments?

[@snakeyman5560]

@@goopdoodle Oof

[@goatyboatyboo5448]

''a ticket to ride'' THATS A STAND NAME!

[@mathieuleader8601]

its a Beatles song

[@weavariothebookbeast3652]

@@goatyboatyboo5448 kinky

[@goatyboatyboo5448]

@@weavariothebookbeast3652 cock n ball torture

[@dokuganryu1565]

@@mathieuleader8601 When you don't know what a stand is...

[@mathieuleader8601]

@@dokuganryu1565 yes Stands are superpowers used in the Jojo universe

[@22DanceFun]

He saw a giant spider Me: oh my God! 😨 -it was wearing a conductors hat Me: Aww~😍

[@furiousfinch1587]

This is one of the more interesting eras of SCP, back when the Foundation writers seemed to want to actually explore and try to dissect anomalies instead of just "placate or destroy".

[@janreiafrica]

Me killing a Crippled Jockey be like

[@veryexciteddog963]

Dojya~n

[@bernardosales1044]

Gyro I know we have to terminate this SCP but Jesus talked to me and he said we have to kill the president

[@ChokingOnRazors]

Bernardo Sales lmfao

[@liber5964]

Just give up cripple, i have eaten all the parts of jesus on my cereal today, i now have a big ass wall

[@goofyahsound1466]

No u

[@rickwitt7373]

"Lets talk about something a bit more mundane, it's a ticket." Oh cool that's pretty neat "it drives you literally crazy everyone dissappears an you can't leave." Oh.. oh no that's bad. Of fucking course. Spider conducter.

[@eotwn7458]

Why tf did I decide to watch this on a bus

[@Sekhubara]

😮

[@H0thWarrior]

Are you experiencing a growing sense a dread? 😎

[@stormriderikki27]

​@@H0thWarrior There is no reply for 3 months, it's already too late, poor soul.

[@koimeme]

Goodbye

[@starleighpersonal]

im sorry you will be missed

[@EastsideShowSCP]

This is actually one of the stories I plan on re-reading on my list. Its a great story that seems to fall under the radar for stories for some reason. I find it very interesting and compelling, especially the ending, for that hook.

[@andrewmatseshe7343]

Dude, your channel is seriously one of the best on KZbin. I’m trying to spread the love on social media. Keep putting out these hitters my man! 👍🏿

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

The foundation: *throws D Class at the problem* The problem: *laughs* you fools this is exactly what I wanted

[@revspikejonez]

Having had a dissociative fugue on public transport, this story always felt like an accurate depiction of paranoia.

[@shottysteve]

haha I’m so captivated like I’m eating my second bag of cheezits and then you say “wearing a conductors hat” and I just feel stupid

[@YeetTheSlavs]

Ticket to Ride?! That's my favorite song from the band "The [REDACTED]"

[@vb2050]

"But, as long as you don't take a bus or a train every day, you'll probably be fine" probably... PROBABLY???

[@GlowingGoldGames]

Hey since I’m early I wanted to let you know I’ve been really enjoying your videos since I found your channel around the time you started posting SCP content and I really like your concise and informative analysis of each SCP or topic and I love the attention your videos give the SCP universe, thank you for existing.

[@TheExploringSeries]

Thanks!

[@viciouswaffle4809]

*gets on the school bus* "Hey you passed the school" *realization*

[@halthammerzeit]

14:12 It's written in Polish: Welcome to the journey. It took me a moment to recognize my own language, and that says something about storytelling. Great job!

[@marthamaywhovier5962]

16:57 jesus christ:"recreated footage of the incident, circa 1994" I live that so much haha😂

[@godzillakaijuboy]

Train Eater: Finally. A worthy opponent. OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY

[@robertmaniac]

Exploring series: as long as you don't use public transportation everyday you're probably safe. Me: guess I'll die.

[@jazzco4871]

this is one of the best ones showing competence and dedicated personalitys of the SCP personnel

[@AB-bg7os]

One of the experiment was literally just the foundation making an excuse to gon a trip

[@quintonsloan3666]

So this was my first scp and I gotta say one of my favorites because it's just so uncomplicated and nice

[@VoidVagabond]

Every time you start your SCP videos I half expect you to say "S.C. Johnson, a Family Company".

[@muhammadafiq5791]

SCP makes me afraid of EVERYTHING

[@blackpyxy9583]

Muhammad Afiq the Scp foundation never fails to give me chills🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[@TheSkyGuy77]

The Foundation has a reset button. We don't. That makes our world way more horrifying

[@seankavanagh3742]

Amazing, scary, thrilling thank you for introducing me to the SCP universe! Totally hooked!

[@speedslider3913]

That twist at the end with the bar is both heartbreaking and excellent.

[@soulcrusherx29]

"O - Oh and, Summer, if suddenly start hearing thoughts that seem... *SPIDERY* , Ignore them."

[@luska5522]

KEEP SUMMER SAFE

[@matthewgumabon7498]

I feel like this is what it feels like for people to experience subway transportation in any major US city for the first time. Dark and sketchy atmosphere... strange garbled announcements... being ignored by dead-inside staff... and creepy looking passengers and mysteriously vanishing vagrants... *sigh*... just another commute to work

[@Nono-hk3is]

Uhhhh, how about we talk about how F*CKING AWESOME a Hall and Oates / Billy Joel double header must have been! (Ticket in lower right corner of the first image.)

[@Shoonoonoo]

Your cadence is perfect for this content. Your stuff is really awesome, man. Thank you

[@tommywilson9800]

SCP-342: Oh, you almost had it! Gotta be quicker than that!

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

The way I interpreted it is whatever that spider creature is is some kind of predator, an anomalous predator that uses an Angler Fish approach in that it uses a lure to bring its prey to it, in the form of a ticket However, evidently, this predator is learning, as the last researcher to be taken wasn’t taken because they used a ticket for a form of transportation, but for an opera, and it showed it turning into money to enter a bar It is learning, and it can’t be allowed to learn more

[@CrazyBanana510]

I feel like The Polar Express should be an SCP.

[@DollFaceThornback]

Bold of you to assume it isn't.

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

5:30 True terror in that cat poster

[@RamnaViaz]

Well you know what Hunter S. Thompson said "buy the ticket, take the ride"

[@MillennialJo]

I love how well structured the SPC works especially in these cases. In normal horror stories/lores characters tent to act stupid or unrealistic

[@e.v4892]

This doesn't sound like Lucy Steel's stand at all.

[@goofyahsound1466]

She was helpful

[@m1xedp1ckle]

I found this channel through the Salem witch trials video and had never heard of SCP. Auto play was on and this video started. I spent the first 10 minutes thinking this was a real event and shitting myself scared. Excellent video !

[@DGP406]

''recreated footage of the incident, circa 1994'' AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

[@fijiguy759]

You good?

[@ShanerTheGrey]

What I love about SCP is how the foundation seriously gives there all to figure this shit out and was pretty realistic.

[@jessicathemercenary8958]

Dude that pfp

[@ShanerTheGrey]

MTF nu-7 unit yeah that’s me and a female model back in 2004 haha

[@jessicathemercenary8958]

@@ShanerTheGrey I see .... A little bit weird though

[@xan9224]

I think I'm gonna be sad. I think it's today, yeah.

[@randomnessrules4971]

The SCP that's driving me mad Is going away, yeah

[@jcwflyman]

I work alone at night, and your scp audio tapes keep me on my feet , lol I be freaked out and jumping over every little noise in the building

[@charleskehl1142]

I'm curious what would happen if Clef were to use the ticket. Given that he's a reality anchor, would it have an effect? Also, I ride a bus to and from work every day and I hate that I know this exists now lol.

[@none23517]

This is probably the only reason why I look forward to Monday work lol. Great videos!

[@extremelyunfunny2445]

SHES GOT A TICKET TO RIDE

[@noxthemc7717]

It's like Wonder of U... but for keeping someone on a train

[@andrewponder3855]

"Let's take a break, for a moment, from world ending threats-" Me: Oh Thank goodness!

[@NoNumbersAfterName]

SCP-342 is one of my favorite SCPs. The story is so personal, so terrifying.

[@lilvampire7439]

I’m running out of SCP videos to watch

[@aredjayc2858]

Yup

[@ExtraordinaryJam]

Make your own scp, take action and be creative

[@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151]

Idee Vee The only two I’ve made that could be added are a trumpet and a painting SCP.

[@Imaproshaman7]

One of my favorites. Such a terrifying story, especially the ending! Nice.

[@Rhylar]

I wanna know what would happen if you were to look at a picture of 096, and then boarded 342

[@SupahDoesTech]

Well, depending on how you interpret this, this could end in different ways that raise more questions. Such as how fast can 96 move? I checked the wiki and it's a speed range of 35 kph to a redacted three didgit value, we shall call it 999 (620 mph) for a worst case scenario. Can it outpace the vehicle itself? If it's land or sea, yes. The only real world land vehicle that could outrun 096 (off the top of my head) is the thrust SSC) but that vehicle like all others has to stop eventually. So 096 finds your vehicle of choice, let's say a train. We have another issue. Can 096 even board that train? It's known it will stop at nothing to kill what has seen it, but we also know getting 096-1 off this wild ride is highly unlikely, and getting on the train to get 096-1 out also is no mean feat. So either the crowd is made anomalous and we end up with an unstoppable force and an immovable object senario, or we end up with a wall of people controlled by the ticket to keep 096 out and 096-1 in massacred, followed by the death of 096-1 by the hands of 096, or a battle between 096 and the spider of 342 to kill 096-1. Maybe the passengers allow him on to kill 096-1 because the motivation behind the controller of the ticket is to kill, the method not being of concern. At this point its not if you die, it's how and when. Given that in the story they are on public transportation for a long duration of time, hours even, that in the event that 096 can get on the train, you will die by 096 most cases. If the trip was short, you would die to 342. Now, if you boarded a spaceship to never return to earth, it's by 342 you die, as 096 can't reach you.

[@studentloans2488]

The instances of trying to leave the bus but once you try to, a bunch of entities perfectly replicating a crowd real humans group up around the entrance and frowns upon and berates you for pushing them and being impolite while innocuously making it physically impossible for you to leave is so perfectly classic SCP material

[@risakyu]

need a [Ticket to ride] the [Love train]

[@ChokingOnRazors]

Assam Citrus can’t wait to meet the US president

[@Meme-pg5tw]

And i regret looking at the comments

[@goofyahsound1466]

Fuck you have me flashback

[@lewdowo8067]

This scp is like one of my top 5 - so simple but it's really adorable and lovely. I think also your narration does make it really nice for me too.

[@anthonyfanchin1144]

You board this train and takes you to your next stop... The Twilight Zone

[@thepinkestpigglet7529]

This SCP just name dropping Repo like that made me think up a very particular personality for these scientists

[@mrrp405]

5:14 *"S t o p h o r s i ng a r o u n d ."*

[@catinthebox9400]

This one really gets me for some reason

[@bideabiere6125]

22:28 i'm probably gonna walk 50 km everyday now

[@maxroy5246]

Tbh this one is creepier than a lot of the world ending stuff

[@karlkhai51]

I guess Uber or Taxis don't get effected, cause they don't use tickets. But i'm sure there's an SCP for that.

[@karlkhai51]

@Vexyx- Fuck, i just finished the video. I spoke too soon.

[@carolynallisee2463]

This one creeped me out, tapping into my long-held anxieties with public transport, as it did. I'm lucky I'm a car driver!