Exterminatus but Google Translated, again

Another shitpost.
First voice by Randolph Carter, filter by Stringstorm.
Gabriel Angelos voiced by Zoran the bear.

[@commanderfarsight2351]

I just want to know what the soundtrack is lol

[@eliphas8200]

The first part is this one kzbin.info/www/bejne/d32Xin6Np8-SrpI The second one with Gabriel is that kzbin.info/www/bejne/j5nEZH9uYql1odk

[@Bangcat]

I call it "the ode to people lying to themselves of how good Crash Team Racing is"

[@narxes]

Stop commenting on youtube and get in the fucking XV-8 Farsight! You have an empire to overthrow!

[@commanderfarsight2351]

@@eliphas8200 thank you so much Sir Eliphas

[@enzoyanggie24]

It da weebo himself

[@Robo-kz3nr]

Gabriel Angelos' new wine brand: 𝕬 𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕸𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗

[@nowhereman6019]

How do you do that

[@54lolman]

That is such a cool name for a wine.

[@alphariusfuze8089]

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖒𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖔𝖗 𝕻𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖘

[@emperorofmankind9925]

The finest wine in the imperium

[@shiroamakusa8075]

Who's Gabriel Angelos? His name's Fungus Cobb!

[@Big_E_Soul_Fragment]

"I wanted to kill my family but okay" - Gabe Angelboy

[@LAV-III]

This is the most important wine name I call it: a strange murder

[@m.r.v.n1514]

I played the game crash and I really liked it

[@commanderfarsight2351]

But the plan is fulfilled.

[@tennoshenaniganizer9234]

There is a lake of fire

[@svijj_]

Truly a dramatic sentence

[@fin4314]

"This is the most important wine name;I call it a strange murder" It does sound important

[@WelcomeToDERPLAND]

sounds like something I would read in sunless skies.

[@ed8212]

sounds like dwarf fortress naming

[@grimkahn3775]

@@WelcomeToDERPLAND Huzzah! A man of culture!

[@josephmontanaro2350]

Picard when he looses his mind

[@averagecoloniser4586]

@@WelcomeToDERPLAND Ah a fellow civilised man

[@SockUuno]

The story of a bunch of religious people, lead by their pastor and "Golden Heritage" destroying a National Forest, being taken to court and losing money, followed by a murderous TV show author and wine producer playing Crash Bandicoot, speaking about the European Union's hate, and how he produced "The Legend of Water", and proceeding to nuke an entire planet over it.

[@speestechsupport1341]

TheTribalSock I think they were actually exposing the destruction of the Wide-Palm National Forrest by some other entity-> “Bring to light”, but were stopped by those who would destroy it, sued and lost money. Stop the slander of the Pastor and the Golden heritage, they did nothing wrong.

[@DISTurbedwaffle918]

@@speestechsupport1341 The Pastor of the Church of the Golden Heritage, as well as his followers, have attempted to protect the rain forest, but lost millions. It was no game. Their woe summed up in a single phrase, "Oh my God."

[@speestechsupport1341]

DISTurbedwaffle918 Indeed

[@sauronmordor7494]

:)

[@NoobPTFO]

Spees Techsupport It’s time to spread awareness! THE CHURCH OF THE GOLDEN HERITAGE DID NOTHING WRONG!

[@lilvampire7439]

“This sacred thing is no game. Oh my god” -dedicates 40k players

[@ishy858]

"I wanted to kill my family, but okay" Bro that's pretty grimdark bro

[@Nothing-1w3]

Well it's 40k

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

“You weak sorry fool! How does it feel to have killed millions, to have betrayed your own family!” “Ok”

[@thegradyfiles]

Time to execute a Spaghetti noodle

[@CyberDagger003]

Funny thing is, Gabriel Angelos did kill his father.

[@dontjudgeme6133]

1:17 I played the game Crash, and i really liked it XD

[@Zolwiol]

RIP Wild Palm National Forest

[@bernardrednix756]

F

[@fulcrum2951]

F

[@DaBestEmperor]

F

[@maximososa8798]

F

[@handrew4813]

F

[@noradrenalin8062]

Nothing like opening a fresh bottle of "A Strange murder" and watching the latest episode of "The legend of water".

[@jacobrousseau9363]

In the Wild Palm National Forest.

[@thegradyfiles]

Being on fire

[@pisuter3564]

Exterminatus bomb drops- *I WAS THE PRODUCER OF THE SHOW LEGEND OF WATER*

[@jaimedelamotasanchis6205]

And he lost millions of dollars

[@jacobweatherford4696]

I wonder if anyone actually looked up legend of water.

[@JJJJJJJJJAAAAAA]

@@jacobweatherford4696 basically avatar tlok

[@Adlore]

Alternate video title: "The Legend of Water"

[@darekdomagaa4018]

"I played the game Crash and I really liked it" Even the bridge level?

[@TheDanDude17]

Darek Domagała No, that’s why he blew up the planet.

[@jacobweatherford4696]

Especially the bridge level

[@shadeypringle6538]

The one with the bombs and fire plants?

[@EcthelonEvendil]

Why do these work so damn well? The voice acting is on point.

[@GeneralMontague]

This sacred thing is certainly no game

[@LAV-III]

Oh my god

[@pathfindersavant3988]

"I wanted to kill my family, but okay." 40K in a nutshell there

[@26th_Primarch]

How soon until we get a Google translated Boreale's speech?

[@Grayfox251]

YYYYEEEEESSSSS

[@thorbenwolfsblut3824]

I want this

[@slayerofevil2642]

MAKE IT SO!

[@LAV-III]

DEW IT

[@Ghost_of_Avalon]

Constolation advisery teams today the naughtiest arrive to the window

[@viracocha6093]

“This sacred thing is no game. Oh my god.” When Lorgar found out the Emperor doesn’t like being worshipped

[@Biodeamon]

"The EU hates them, they consorted with strange powers" Brexitermatus

[@fasix86]

Damn Johnson, he's becoming a chaos cultist

[@anaveragenightlordsfan]

Funny thing is The uk created w40k

[@Ollyatlas]

​@@anaveragenightlordsfan a British company yes the british government or nation no England isn't socialist yet

[@ROFLobster4884]

Man, that guy was really salty about losing his money. He blew the whole national forest up.

[@trolldrool]

Did Gabriel Angelos produce a TV series about the disappearance of Terra's water? Because I would most definitely want to watch that.

[@mandasenna4290]

You mean Fungus Cobb

[@calderhall1794]

Of course he did ,who do you think stole it.

[@guywithcringepast]

Poland Peter would enjoy the Legend of Water TV series

[@sexualyeti7023]

No joke "Strange Murder" is an AWESOME name for a drink.

[@alpharius2802]

SexualYeti vodka red with a slice of acid

[@SorcererSindriMyr]

Most important wine name: the strange murder. I like that name and I want to taste it. Maybe it was stolen from another chapter, but who cares.

[@martinmortyry7444]

Sounds like it was taken from the Word Bearers, probably during the whole Kronus debacle.

[@andarara-c1p]

From Economics by the Inquisitorial fleet to family problems and failed wine and TV projects by Gabriel Angelos.

[@oddluck4180]

This one is like a dream. It makes almost enough sense for you to understand what's going on but you're still lost.

[@VoiceOfTheEmperor]

Why does Zoran sound so good as Gabriel Angelos???

[@danieljackson4577]

It was the role he was meant to play. But then Dawn of War 3 came out.

[@TimGaastra]

If only he knew how to pronounce exacerbating.

[@ИсаковЕгор-ц1ь]

Exterminatus but inquisitor has got the schizophrenia

[@lkcdarzadix6216]

Inquisitor confirmed as EU

[@darkend1998]

@@lkcdarzadix6216 that's heretic propaganda, because they didn't use enough blitzkrieg and exterminatus, at this episode of legend of water for the inquisitor to be an official member of the EU. All hail the Holy Imperium Europeus.

[@fluffly3606]

One of my maternal aunts has severe schizophrenia and this... Seems accurate.

[@Ollyatlas]

Most of the inquisitors are mentally ill

[@Prich319]

Meanwhile on Holy Terra: The Emperor: I AM SO CONFUSED...

[@Klaymen47]

It's starting to get self-aware. ,,This sacred thing is no game"

[@dhwwiiexpert]

“Oh my god.”

[@Shannder]

Pretty sure Tzeentch is behind all of this, it's so good and confusing in equal measure.

[@rustkarl]

“I wanted to kill my family, but okay.” Don’t we all?

[@SisuBjörk]

No

[@rustkarl]

meme machine You’ve obviously never had siblings. Or grasp insincerity.

[@SisuBjörk]

*You’ve obviously never had siblings* Wrong

[@rustkarl]

meme machine Bloody hell take a joke.

[@SisuBjörk]

@@rustkarl No u!

[@republiccommando6104]

"This sacred thing is no game." Accurate representation of Exterminatus

[@republiccommando6104]

Darth Revan I know. I’ve seen it.

[@republiccommando6104]

Darth Revan Looking back at my comment, I could see what you’re implying at.

[@VallornDeathblade]

"The EU hates them and views them as targets" Sounds like Brexit.

[@DISTurbedwaffle918]

Really hope this becomes a frequent thing, this are almost as golden as our Golden Heritage.

[@srash8854]

NANI?! ELIPHAS VIDEO IN 2020?!

[@seanhoffman8990]

Honestly I just have to give the va’s credit here, it’s hilariously accurate to the original voices and that just makes it better

[@CsubAzUrmedve]

Third, final one? Too bad. I'd watch thousands of these, these are hilarious and the VO is so good.

[@eliphas8200]

Actually I'm gonna edit that description, because I have like, 3 more in the making currently :v

[@raidenj1295]

“ I played the game crashed and I really like it” perfectly describes my fallout 76 experience lol.

[@Razgriz_01]

Looks like 40k memes is back on the menu, boys!

[@standardheadache]

Random Czech citizen: makes a meme Article 13: 1:26

[@jijimochin]

me: finds lava lake in minecraft also me: "There was a lake of fire."

[@Humble_Merchant]

NO, NOT THE WHITE PALM NATIONAL FOREST!

[@Le-cp9tr]

An Inquisitor would destroy a planet after losing a bet worth millions of dollars

[@MitchellBirt]

"Perhaps I'll do a third, final one eventually." *Why must you tease us so?*

[@boscochou9710]

That TV series "The Legend of Water" about a whole planet being lit up, 10/10 would rewatch.

[@Penguinsfishing]

I look forward to “The Legend of Water.” Hopefully it’ll be as good as his last series

[@Tactical_Werewolf]

"We are indivisible, unconnected..." But....Lord Inquisitor those are contradictions

[@Bismuth83X]

Planetary destruction has never been so hilarious.

[@Colddirector]

Every single one of these videos is perfect. The hilarious dialogue combined with the accurate VAs, I’ve cried laughing at every one.

[@MrIronWar]

I cannot wait for the release of the "The Legend of WATER"

[@sasquatchhadarock968]

I feel like this is what AI fragments would speak like if a future civilization stumbled across one in our ruins...

[@StarboyXL9]

"The Legend of Water" sounds pretty dope

[@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly]

This sacred thing is no game, OH MY GOD! Hahahaha, why does this seem like an actual line in warhammer?🤣

[@robertclarke7755]

"I was the producer, and composed 'The Legend of Water.'" *Entire planet getting fucking destroyed.*

[@husarz5907]

1:00 When Leman meets Magnus on Terra

[@themarkktv]

1:17 when you review a Bethesda game on Steam

[@eleventhprimarch5303]

Why did Dad forget about me?

[@Big_E_Soul_Fragment]

You don't exist. Shut up.

[@konradcurze8176]

Eleventh Primarch The Corpse Emperor is dead. He will soon be forgotten as well.

[@26th_Primarch]

Try being the 26th Primarch...

[@elysiankentarchy1531]

You know what you did.

[@MurgianSwordsman]

You cost him millions of dollars and an entire national forest.

[@colonelthyran7755]

Lord Eliphas is finally back.

[@erykrejner2528]

To be honest "The Legend of Water" is a pretty solid documentary. xD

[@theonefromperu]

"I wanted to kill my family, but okay." - Fucking Horus

[@thememester1190]

“This sacred thing is no game.”

[@l33t9r0u93]

1:09 Pretty sure Zoran did 50 takes of that one and laughed every time

[@ninetailedmaster1]

Let it be know: if you celebrate the birth of a child your world is doomed

[@_d--]

Chaos is a strange realm

[@Jesus-cb5og]

The first episode of the tv series, I was the producer and composed "the legend of water" That line fucking killed me

[@sgtpepper0spray]

Anyone have a link to the game Crash? I hear Gabby Anglophile really likes it.

[@Arkadious]

This is so sad. Alexa, translate despacito

[@kubikkuratko188]

I played the game crash and i really liked it: When did this turn in a random game review?

[@aerial11]

The legend of water? Grandpa, why are you telling me all this while we're blowing up an entire world into a hellscape?

[@bravojr]

Oh no.. the legend of water.. Clearly. Clearly. we are witnessing the end of Tera's water!

[@safaf112csafasf7]

"The EU hates them and views them as targets." LoL

[@fishpop]

This makes me want to see the Space Hulk Deathwing intro get scrambled by Google.

[@blacktemplarchaplainmarius42]

I don't know why but Zoran the Bear perfectly sounds like Gabriel Angelos...

[@LAV-III]

My side's have activated their warp drives and jumped into the warp. They didn't have their Gellar fields on unfortunately.

[@AGTheOSHAViolationsCounter]

Note to self: I must create a drink called "Strange Murder" and market it to 40K players to the point that Gamesworkshop makes it a canon drink. This by the Holy Manperor I do solemnly swear I shall endeavor to do although I feel many tech priests(i,e:friends used as guinea pigs) shall go blind I will not give up nor waver in this ultimate goal, Manperor Bless!

[@fulcrum2951]

It makes just as much sense as the warhammer universe

[@Siegberg91]

So i asume everybody in the extermantus fleet died when there gel field failed and now demons of chaos try to act like there are human beings while controlling there dead bodys to bring the plot along?

[@elysiankentarchy1531]

"I wanted to kill my family, but okay." - Leman Russ being convinced not to join Horus

[@smegmalasagna]

The legend of Water was my favourite series

[@twilightverdict]

Fuck it, from now on I shall call Big E by the name - OUR GOLDEN PASTOR!

[@mcash3]

This sacred thing is no game. Oh my god. thats sums up the Imperium perfectly

[@dantefromdevilmaycry9857]

Voice : This Sacred thing is no Game, Oh my God! When you realize your GF is now your Wife

[@imperialfistsmarine5064]

"I wanted to kill my family but ok." Shit Angelos calm down.

[@lkcdarzadix6216]

This sacred thing is no game, Oh my god i lol hard on that part

[@MrEvan312]

Is it just me who thinks it's crazy how well Zoran plays a Gabriel Angelos?

[@sbugmanthenoobinator]

I want more fungus cobb! MOAR!

[@44milosLP]

I really like that Golden Heritage part. I might use it in some of my stories

[@OverLorD768]

By Gork and Mork, you're alive!

[@fotppd1475]

"as a result i signed a statute implementing the country's agreement and lost millions of dollars" why dose it sound like something trump would say?

[@ForfeMac]

Because In your head rent free

[@fotppd1475]

what?

[@Dante3214]

@@fotppd1475 live in (someone's) head rent-free slang Of a person, to be a source of antipathy or exasperation to one to the extent of becoming a frequent or continual subject of one's agitated thoughts. The term indicates that such a person is able to negatively impact one without any repurcussions (with the implication that one should not allow such a person to have such an effect on them). Don't let your opponent live in your head rent-free, man. Shake it off! My mom has been living in my head rent-free for years-that's why I would deny my own wants and needs and instead do things that I thought would make her happy.

[@fotppd1475]

@@Dante3214 ...... ok thats quite detailed of you. and second of trump is THAT stupid. need i remind that base in syria that now the russians use and how much it costed him?

[@Dante3214]

@@fotppd1475 oh crap im sorry I copy/pasted that explanation from somewhere and those words aren't mine. I actually complete agree and I wanted to give you that explanation because I knew the other guy wasn't going to XD

[@RedwolfDogrocket]

These are outstanding Chapter Master Brother Eliphas!

[@9Godslayer]

It really didn't sound like gibberish until it got the second half of the video. That sounded like a drunk Michael Bay.

[@celeseer3866]

THE LEGEND OF WATER

[@laviolenceabsolue5811]

I almost died from laughing.

[@Dakota311]

Oh my god??!! Heresy!

[@OuterRimPride]

"We are indivisible and unconnected." HOW

[@thercar9792]

"oh. My. God."

[@leeacher2k]

Damn I want some "A Strange Murder" Wine

[@elinoirsmythe224]

"The Legend of Water"? Blood Ravens stole Terra's oceans confirmed???

[@smexyskelator3209]

the madman did 2 uploads in a year the absolute unit

[@cursedwither7888]

i love this way more than it should

[@fatrat600284]

So they turned the planet into California? Interneting.