The 9th edition trailer but google-translated very passionately

[@eliphas8200]

Okay I'm gonna need to do an FAQ since I can't pin more than one comment: Q:How do you make these videos? Who voiced this? A:Check the description. Q:Why are some lines eerily topical? A:Bad luck on this one, the recent events weren't viral yet when this was uploaded. I guess it's gonna be awkward for the time being.

[@PaiSAMSEN]

I blame Tzeentch.

[@pacecory1]

awkward, i say glorious

[@rustedbranch]

"We are bullies, *blam*" yeah I can see why that might be awkward. But it is also very clear it is not intwnded, so just bad luck dude

[@youtubewatcher6719]

@@rustedbranch I think he's talking more about the 'I can't breath" line (A.K.A some of George Floyds last words)

[@Emperor_Atlantis]

Tzeens you sick fuck

[@ninetailedmaster1]

"We are bullies." Well at least she is being candid. "I love your wife." Maybe a little too candid.

[@luizhenriquealves9755]

Well with 6 tons of hair it's better to divorce and let her have your wife

[@ninetailedmaster1]

@@luizhenriquealves9755 do you know how valuable she is to the wig factorums?!? We live like hive spire royalty off just her follicle features.

[@imtheman84]

I can't believe the sisters are fucking bullying and cucking the necrons!

[@jimmylow8277]

@@imtheman84 >be me >ancient necron warrior >surface neighbors playing gothic cathedral music full blast at 3am >"damn kids these days" >rolls up to surface to make hoodlums to turn down that racket >some white hair special snowflake tells me to get lost >thisthotforreal.jpg >goes to give whippersnapper a piece of my mind >gets shiny metal ass kicked by snowflake >sister of battle proceeds to pilfer my lunch money >mfw >return home, dejected >opens bedroom door >finds sister naked in my bed and being caressed by the mrs >sister mockingly waves at me >crying.wmv

[@slacknhash]

There were Four Adeptus Soriritas in a bath. One of them says "Where's the soap," and another says "It does, rather." Ithankyew.

[@Cromwell_]

"Remove the sauce from the oven, it increases the power of terrorism" Sun Tzu, the art of war

[@TheGhjgjgjgjgjg]

Remove the premature baby from the womb,it increases of the power of autism

[@GothGoblinNecoArc]

SUN TZU SAID THAT

[@sirborblothephotorealistic5608]

@@GothGoblinNecoArc and i think he know a little bit more about fighting than you do pal

[@EMan-1920]

@@sirborblothephotorealistic5608 "...because he invented it. And then he perfected it so that no man could best him in the ring of honor."

[@bearzercher]

@@EMan-1920 perfection.

[@tagrerte4701]

"I cannot breathe, this is not good" Rogal Dorn : "That is correct".

[@robertspeedwagon982]

It was the same voice ? I feel like yes

[@MrBaldable]

"We have trouble breathing, this is a serious problem"

[@Solidboat123]

High Lord Dredd: "wait isn't breathing important? I don't remember..."

[@PlokHR]

"Yes".

[@PaiSAMSEN]

I was thinking you were talking about how you laugh so hard....then that part in the clip arrived. Now I cannot breath.

[@PuebloMW2]

"They are my Big Birds and they shall have trouble breathing." God Director of Mankind

[@helljack]

This actually made me laugh way too loud for 2am. Also made me sad there is no chapter with Big Bird's costumes for armor :/

[@lottiewasheresomewhere]

@@helljack Raven Guard

[@gustavosanches3454]

God Director of Mankind, also known as Esteban

[@Taistelukalkkuna]

Sesame Chapter stands by to serve our customers my God-Director.

[@darthvegas8966]

@@gustavosanches3454, now we know the Emperor's name

[@26th_Primarch]

"And in the darkness of time, a black man implodes on his own, destroying the universe." Dammit Vulkan!

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

Don't worry, Vulkan still lives!

[@brotherjorge3]

*VULKAN LIVES!*

[@DanielWW2]

To much Waaaaaaah energy was unleashed after his latest regeneration.

[@knicknac95]

BUT ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS TO BOOP THE SNOOT OF THE METAL MAN!!

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

@@DanielWW2 Maybe if he releases emough WAAAGH he'll stop having Orky fits?

[@tylerflynn8820]

“That is why we want animals to special, healthy, clean and good for suffering” -PETA

[@azreanaibrahim2721]

First I was like " aww" -good for suffering" What!

[@DaLkalts]

or... - Torso Thorsson, Space Woof Chief Veterinarian

[@Belicure]

We are Bullies!

[@pirateswiggity5278]

This could not be a more apt description

[@Kaladryn2781]

That line legit sounds like something a Dark Eldar would say in a casual conversation.

[@NoobPTFO]

“The stars in this box. Are delicious and sweet.” Yeah, that’s some C’Tan shit right there

[@andrewdowns9047]

That sounds like tts kaldor draigo tbh

[@ZeroCanalX]

@@andrewdowns9047 Kaldor Draigo ate C'tan confirmed.

[@AnthonyP118]

Ahriman: TRIGGERED!!!!

[@notajalapeno4442]

@@ZeroCanalXspoilers for tts ep 30 part 1 on patrion for free

[@ZeroCanalX]

@@notajalapeno4442 Yeah I made this a whole damned year before I watch that... Why Bruva, WHY!?!

[@RahamaLaham]

"Remove the sauce from the oven. It increases the power of terrorism." - my sides have reached the immaterium.

[@thomasboland540]

_Sad Italian noises_

[@johnfraire6931]

Your sides have reached the immaterium, you say? _"A man implodes on his own, causing the destruction of the universe"._ Some bird, 2:29

[@trolldrool]

We are bullies. I love your wife. I want revenge. Bringing out all the Adepta Sororitas stereotypes in this one.

[@DSFARGEG00]

Could use some *PEAK PERFORMANCE* from Ephrael Stern.

[@daltonlove706]

Never mentioned getting Juiced by Greyknights.

[@heavenseeker2320]

Anirban Chakrabarti is that a copy pasta if not than it a funny read

[@KoishiVibin]

>tfw you try to get a SoB mistress but she steals your wife

[@JacobA6464]

@@KoishiVibin Hey, I wouldn't mind.

[@SuperGman117]

The epic saga of a Sister of Battle who is in love with Rapunzel and a severely asthmatic Space Marine

[@notbob8252]

Rolf

[@thegoodwin]

"I love your wife."

[@jaypeadieL611]

Space business marines

[@mateusz.2881]

"We are bullies" *Shoots necron in the head*

[@luizhenriquealves9755]

Not wrong, but the imperium has it's reasons

[@techpriest2854]

murder > Bulling = True Evaluation; they are in fact not bullies

[@christopherg2347]

@@luizhenriquealves9755 "The Imperium is a guy in a 'My Dad is better then yours' contest, that aquired the right to shoot everyone that disagrees." - TTS Magnus.

[@CrazyDutchguys]

@@christopherg2347 in his defense, the emperor is the best dad

[@Siegberg91]

@@CrazyDutchguys Best dad title was given to Kitten. He surparsed his father in that aspect.

[@Jstck1]

Quarantine. Contiues* Everyone. "We are not proud to be here in July."

[@PaiSAMSEN]

Someone got infected. Patient : "We have trouble breathing, this is a serious problem"

[@Dressyone223]

That is all.

[@whistlingwind4403]

Coming soon

[@GabrielWarlock]

British people in the US on the Independence Day: We are not proud to be here in July

[@Hesric]

"Some big birds" I'm so sad that Space Marine wasn't wearing a beaky now.

[@sandert5836]

just imagine if they were raven guard

[@luizhenriquealves9755]

Maybe someone will edit it in the future

[@leftistadvocate9718]

that would've been brilliant

[@wargriffin5]

He WAS wearing a jet pack, though.

[@almostkentish3042]

Does the psycho womble helmet still exist in primaris?

[@mattdeschuiteneer4832]

The God Emperor of Mankind: Broke - Doesn’t care about customer service. - Let’s his space marines breathe normally. - Probably doesn’t have any locks. Esteban, the Director of Humanity: Woke - Sends Big Birds for customer service. - Challenges Big Birds to breathe, which makes them better. - S I X locks.

[@Second247]

I see. This is how Chaos reigns.

[@wereyouexpectinganame4014]

You forgot that he's on par with Santa claus

[@neptunauto40]

Metal Lawkses

[@sono_chi_no_sodium_chlorid7635]

Glory to The Director of Mankind

[@the-letter_s]

CEO of Human Supremacy

[@DanteLauert]

Adeptus Karenitas approve.

[@devilpistons1269]

Praise our Esteban and ponder His complexity.

[@Psycorde]

Sisterhood of Karens asks for the Necron's manager

[@SlocumJoe7740]

Praise Santa Claus

[@jmachero5852]

“I cannot breath.” “We have trouble breathing.” You’ve got three goddamned lungs yet you have trouble breathing.

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

Three lungs means three opportunities to have trouble breathing

[@y1751]

It’s cause he’s black

[@SturmgeschuetzIV]

Chainsmokers gonna be like

[@romellohodge6547]

George Floyd reference

[@DavidDDavidsonSA]

Look you genetically modified assholes I have fucking asthma and I still wear a mask even when I'm at the fucking gym. You big dildos have three lungs. Wear. The. Fucking. Mask.

[@StephanieSwanQuills]

I had to fight the urge to break into laughter far too many times when recording this! Hope you enjoy it!

[@TheSkeletonVA]

You did very good! Great job!

[@l33t9r0u93]

thank you for your laughing sacrifice

[@FanimusMaximus]

You did great!

[@valhalanguardsman2588]

"The bread is not laid on the ground"

[@kouikilol5833]

The stars is this box... Are delicious and sweet

[@risottonero6995]

"Please tell us what is the story of your big dog" Emp: So there is this Death World called Fenris.

[@commandertoastcz6256]

"Uhhh, some shit happened here, but we´ve got wolfes here now!"

[@WTFisTingispingis]

You cant slip that tiny Sly Marbo aaaa past me.

[@ferrusmanus4013]

You are WEAK

[@WTFisTingispingis]

@@ferrusmanus4013 shut your not face brainghost ferrus!

[@Hybris51129]

@@WTFisTingispingis You are not friend.

[@ShiftyMcGoggles]

timestamp?

[@Alpharius180]

ShiftyMcGoggles 2:18

[@DeusExAngelo]

“We are not proud to be here in July.” Milord Astartes, it is still May.

[@christopherg2347]

Warp shenanigans!

[@NotTheStinkyCheese]

you sure ? I kind of lost track of what day/month it is supposed to be. Feels more like August here.

[@leonardobordignon7452]

Well, not for long!!

[@slacknhash]

We can't agree on the month. No wonder we can't agree on when to have tacos.

[@valhalanguardsman2588]

It is already

[@ProjectEkerTest33]

"I can not breathe... this is not good." Is that you Rogal?

[@26th_Primarch]

The end kinda confirmed it with that last line.

[@MadeinHell2]

"we have trouble breathing. This is a serious problem" Yep Rogal confirmed

[@mantea3481]

Oh that line has not aged well

[@bobmartin9918]

@@mantea3481 "A black man implodes on his own, destroying the universe."

[@giorgiofenu5563]

@@mantea3481 at least they were Ultramarines and not Salamanders

[@spottyskunk1898]

"Our products are vague!" - might be being just a touch too honest there, folks....

[@AbadonXXX]

“Faith is our coach.” Me: and my face is my shield

[@TacSon]

Your face is your instructor, guardsman!

[@microbicorb5592]

In other words, the bread is not laid on the ground.

[@nseven1117]

that's why animals are good for suffering

[@HiivaTheDestroyer]

"And in the darkness of time a black man implodes on his own, destroying the universe" So that is what happens when Morgan Freeman dies

[@mandasenna4290]

"All i was expecting was a soup sauce" I can hear the Russians laughing from here

[@valhalanguardsman2588]

The longer russians look at this joke, the harder they will laugh

[@Psycorde]

In fact, I've been laughing throughout the whole thing, big haha

[@almasyelesbayev736]

@Commander Shepard О Великий суп наварили

[@comradekenobi6908]

@@valhalanguardsman2588 Comrade, i need explaination. is this some Russian meme that i dont get?

[@valhalanguardsman2588]

@@comradekenobi6908 ultramarines chant for Russians sounds like ultramarines chanting how great of a soup they have cooked and that you should eat it while it's hot

[@staglomagnifico5711]

"I cannot breathe." "Captain, I told you this planet had no breathable atmosphere. Just wear your helmet." The squeaking scarabs are oddly adorable. The delivery of "Remove the sauce from the oven!" really made me believe that sauce is matter of life and death. Outstanding work.

[@canttalk-busypurging]

The scarab squeaking is their noise from the Dawn of War games. I know it’s in Dark Crusade, not sure if they changed it in Soulstorm. To be honest, I haven’t played soulstorm in years, and have no intention of finding out, sorry.

[@mr.outlaw231]

0:54 "I love your wife. I want revenge." Are you threatening me Canoness?

[@valhalanguardsman2588]

"She has 6 tons of hair"

[@ekmad]

It's heresy then

[@jamaalwalker4140]

@@ekmad The Inquisition will decide your fate.

[@xbbao]

@@jamaalwalker4140 I. AM. THE INQUISITION.

[@lecourtisan4554]

@@xbbao Not. Yet.

[@connorsmith1005]

"WE ARE BULLIES" This is the single most truthful statement I've ever heard about the Imperium.

[@IronCow8]

*TO SUPPORT OUR CUSTOMERS THE DIRECTOR SEND US, SOME BIG BIRDS*

[@eyeballpapercut4400]

Tzeentchian asspull

[@Siegberg91]

@@eyeballpapercut4400 The Ultramarine are expected extremly suspious there dealing with Tzeentch will be discovered and then we at last can remove them from the game.

[@PaiSAMSEN]

If that was Raven Guard instead of Ultramarine, this would be even funnier.

[@IronCow8]

@@PaiSAMSEN GW will never give us anything but ultramarines ever again

[@mandasenna4290]

Chonk Birb

[@frederikmortensen6321]

Official retcon: The Adeptus Astartes are now "B I G B I R D S"

[@RevenantRants]

Raven guard and Blood angels fit this description

[@DISTurbedwaffle918]

I thought they were the Navy, most fat and glorious

[@staglomagnifico5711]

@@DISTurbedwaffle918 Navy is the proper High Gothic name, but they're most commonly known as the Big Birds.

[@lachlanmckinnie1406]

But birds aren't real...

[@Aguycalledomar]

@@RevenantRants So Blood Ravens?

[@deusex2005]

"She has 6 tons of hair" Me seeing that all that hair is evidently not on her head: eeeew

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

Don't waste the resources of The Emperor.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

it's possible she's referring to the wife she loves.

[@kimarous]

"Please tell us what is the story of your big dog. That is why we want animals to be special, healthy, clean-" Aw, so wholesome! "-and good for suffering. We are bullies." ZE TWEEST!

[@IAMULKAIR]

"Some of our products, are vague" Yeah, that's Games Workshop alright

[@anonymoususer927]

"All I was expecting was a soup sauce." Wh40k is so grimdark there is no soup or sauce.

[@quinnwalstead7036]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP

[@vetleaaslandable]

"There is no such sauce product" -Rogal Dorn

[@KwadDamyj]

Catholic Soup Space Nazis No soup for you, heretic

[@kestutisvaiciunas8663]

"I cannot breath". Topical. And "A black man will implode the universe" so this is how our own grimdark timeline starts? Damn these riots gonna be lit in 38k years.

[@senorcaruso8711]

"I can not breath, this is not good" Yeah, I agree, that does sound like a serious problem

[@DISTurbedwaffle918]

"We are having trouble breathing. This is a serious problem."

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

"It would seem as though we are unable to have an addequete intake of oxygen,such shall be problematic to our intentions"

[@xviiilegion6129]

you're laughing,the space marines can't breath and your laughing.

[@mortman200]

The canonness sounds way too sober considering how drunk she was at the Gate of Khaine.

[@rustkarl]

Different voice I think.

[@jessegd6306]

I think that was Ephreal Stern. Probably out to get some REAL food.

[@Taistelukalkkuna]

@@jessegd6306 That was not Ephrael, she´s in Black Library, trying to find protein. The drunk one is/was Inquisitor Qvist.

[@Durgemann]

"In the darkness of time, a black man implodes on his own, destroying the universe." Yeah, that's essentially what I remember from Stone Ocean's ending.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

Pucci is not black, he is Italian, Araki doesn't understand how race or the KKK works.

[@comradekenobi6908]

@@RipOffProductionsLLC he still blacc

[@lautarofernandez8012]

Is that a motherfucking jojo's refence?

[@stefanoagrimi8074]

@@RipOffProductionsLLC uhmm you can be italian and black

[@kevlonk]

"To support our customers, the 0director sends us some big birds." -Space Marine- *big bird kills Necron from behind.*

[@notaninquisitor7274]

big bird penentrates necron from behind

[@JKgyaru6969]

@@notaninquisitor7274 hol up...

[@valhalanguardsman2588]

@@notaninquisitor7274 wait a minute

[@thepathogenicruler1399]

@@notaninquisitor7274 Tzeentch be like:

[@mau7522]

"And in the darkness of time, a black man implodes on his own, destroying the universe" Leaked plot of "warhammer 40k The end times"

[@sieistohn]

Vulkan?

[@caav56]

@@sieistohn I mean, Talisman of Seven Hammers is a thing, even if it's just a system-buster...

[@Ollyatlas]

So in vulkans last ditch effort against chaos he flips the death switch on the golden throne to use its energy to destroy the universe

[@Kittnikita]

>All I was expecting was a soup sauce Ah, yes, The Ultramarines are once again questing for a great soup.

[@Spearstormwargames]

And some Paninis, no doubt

[@solwen]

All praise the mighty Esteban. For we all walk in the immortal shadow of his locks !

[@jiado6893]

Opening line is a C’Tan on Valentine’s Day.

[@Zhukov087]

"I cannot breath ... And in the darkness of time, a black man implodes on his own, destroying the universe." Well, that got uncomfortably relevant real quick.

[@averagecoloniser4586]

2:19 i see sly marbo is disguised as an ultramarine

[@breadwheatley3091]

lol, that would explain their chapter's accomplishments!

[@jlb9577]

I wondered if anyone picked up on that subtle gem

[@slipperysloop]

Lol I think its the scream from the dawn of war 1 trailer

[@donbionicle]

@@slipperysloop And was then appropriated for Sly Marbo! Honestly it's too good not to be used as often as possible.

[@olidoyle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@kubikkuratko188]

" the director sends us some big birds." Raven guard appears

[@freedmen123]

Space marine sounds like Rogal half the time.

[@DaLkalts]

it is true

[@ktosiekbot]

yes

[@eduardojara6955]

"That is Hilarious. " -Rogal Dorn

[@gamechanger8908]

What are the chances Rogal fighting Alpharius taught him a thing or two hiding among the crowd here as an Ultramarine, then as a Centurion.

[@svensorensen7693]

"He's on par with Santa Claus and has six locks" So THAT's why they can't turn off the throne, eh?

[@Mysterialic]

Man, I can't even choose which lines to make a funny comment on.

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

The tiny AAAA

[@TimothyMark7]

the entire video made me fricking wheeze like a maniac I can't breath

[@BackwardsPancake]

"I can not breathe." "This is not good." "And in the darkness of time, a black man implodes on his own, destroying the universe." That certainly sounds topical but I don't quite understand what the take is supposed to be.

[@TheDukeofFancy]

Its what'll happen when Morgan Freeman dies.

[@adicawidasuparman9144]

@arnold jayeola didn't implode on his own tho

[@Tallowy1]

@@adicawidasuparman9144 The implosion would be the 13 mL of fentanyl in his system that he consumed on his own.

[@migukmoonpark4312]

This video predicted George Floyd.

[@LAV-III]

Holy crap this was posted a day after his passing

[@BluJean6692]

FOR THE ESTEBAN!

[@account8158]

Some say he is on par with santa claus

[@straygaming-u7i]

"The stars in this box are delicious and sweet." Basically the C'tan

[@GrandMoffTarkinsTeaDispenser]

Imperial Santa Claud delivering bolters for xmas that's rad.

[@DaBlaccGhost]

*"A BLACK MAN IMPLODES ON HIS OWN, DESTROYING THE UNIVERSE"* Bro my ribs hurt from laughing.

[@Defileros]

2:19 imagine how unstoppable a Sly Marbo Primaris would be

[@slavknight5925]

you're saying that as if he isn't already.

[@Defileros]

@@slavknight5925 Ikr, how naive of me

[@MrSagranda]

"And in the darkness of time, a black man implodes on his own, destroying the universe" I guess Popo found his way into the Warhammer 40k universe.

[@FireRevanShadow]

Faith is our Couch.

[@l33t9r0u93]

Let's hope Dark Seid doesn't sit in it....

[@TimothyMark7]

the director of mankind

[@inkarnation6512]

"This is a serious Problem" * Shows giant necron titan* *YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS IT IS*

[@maciejas2471]

how you actually make those videos?

[@eliphas8200]

I do these by translating on Google each of the original lines through a dozen or more different languages and then translate it back to English. I repeat the operation until it's fucked up enough to have it voiced.

[@maciejas2471]

Oooooohh

[@-Big_Big]

@@eliphas8200 *smash head keyboard* :D

[@chosenofkhorne2951]

Eliphas Google has failed us brothers

[@Nutellafuerst]

@@eliphas8200 but how do u do the voices

[@adventofknowledge]

"Some of our products are vague" - Blatant hasbro employee working for GW.

[@dedbolt6339]

"All I was expecting was a soup sauce." Nothing unusual, just ultramarines rambling about soup

[@pug-aloentertainment3801]

"All I was expecting was a soup sauce." Among all, Ultrasoup cookers are about their soup... *О, ШИКАРНЫЙ СУП НАВАРИЛИ!*

[@tyrian_baal]

2:18 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@directrulefromgamerchair3947]

aaa

[@andrewofarkansas2121]

"I cannot breathe, that is not good" "A black man implodes on his own, destroying the universe" How topical

[@eduardojara6955]

The emperor of Mankind sees all

[@schopenhauerassplower4223]

“Remove the sauce from the oven, it increases the power of terrorism” That almost killed me

[@juke9674]

Every single line is so quotable

[@eliphas8200]

I wouldn't say all of them currently :v

[@electricbayonet2]

I already like watching dramatic things get mangled by Google Translate, but you went above and beyond with those quality VAs. They're practically dead-ringers for the original ones, and they make every gem of a line shine that much brighter.

[@StephanieSwanQuills]

You’re too kind! This was so much fun to be a part of!

[@VaSoapman]

@@StephanieSwanQuills I'd high five you through the Internet. But that'd make me a heretic.

[@electricbayonet2]

@@StephanieSwanQuills Hey, thanks for the thanks! And glad to hear it was a blast to work on. Frankly, one of the most impressive things about this is how successfully dramatic each line sounds in spite of how ridiculous the script was. I don't think there were any times where I thought, "Okay, they just kept that take because that was the one where the VA didn't laugh."

[@l33t9r0u93]

1:38 Raven Guard jokes, Hitchcock jokes, Sesame Street jokes I can't CHOOSE ! I feel like watching the whole playlist of your google translated videos would leave me with troubled breathing as well. Which wouldn't be good

[@DISTurbedwaffle918]

Blood Ravens

[@ernsthaft8031]

"some of our products are vague." acuarte describtion of GW rulebooks

[@dancingpickleproductions7772]

How tf is the voice acting so good

[@Ginjitzu]

"I cannot breathe." "...a black man implodes on his own, destroying the universe." "We have trouble breathing." Anyone else unnerved by the apparent cognizance of Google translate?

[@mechaman3250]

Yea shit like that is kind of cursed not gonna lie

[@simon6272]

Agree it's a little bit unnerving 😅 Is it possible that the more you run things through Google Translate the futher into the future you can see? Or could this be some raw form of communication from an as yet undiscovered google based AI life form...? Time to test some hypothesis 🤓

[@davidcendana2302]

The machine spirit has joined the protests

[@DrunkenCoward1]

I clicked on this absent mindedly, thinking it was the normal video and skipped ahead a little. Then I heard "We are bullies" and I thought "Huh, that's very on the nose for an official trailer." Then came "I love your wife" and I just exploded into laughter.

[@PasDeBrasFR]

2 years later this vid is still a BANGER

[@NUToriouslyOnline]

I heard that frying pan noise from the space marine punch, I appreciate it

[@DartLuke]

"I can not breathe, this is not good. And in the darkness of time, a black man implodes on his own, destroying the universe..." It was prophecy

[@QuankoMalanko]

“To support our customers, the director sends us… SOME BIG BIRDS” that got me cracking up on the floor

[@Mystyx-Sama]

"The stars in this box....are delicious and sweet...." - Sounds like something a C'Tan would say. Who knew our Esteban was on par with Santa Claus! No wonder he's so powerful, even now! Also, screw July. It's an overrated month....

[@wikirexmax]

"We are bullies" The Imperium in a nutshell.

[@noradrenalin8062]

I haven't even seen the original yet. This is my canon now.

[@yesno9475]

Came for the story of the dog Stayed for big birds who had trouble breathing

[@Szoki86]

Behemoth took forever but now Eliphas is free to shitpost at his own leisure.

[@blargofallblargs3939]

"Our team is very Disappointed." I guess they are annoyed that they couldn't go to Tampa with Daniel.

[@AnonYmous-db2yy]

"This is a serious problem." *Huge Fuckoff Necron Of Doom appears* ...well, yeah, that does look like a serious problem.

[@wolfbane7497]

Konrad: " THEN I WON'T REMOVE THE SAUCE FROM THE OVEN !!! "

[@danielross489]

"Remove the sauce from the oven. It increases the power of terrorism." I want to get that printed on a t-shirt.

[@Biodeamon]

ironically this is still pretty accurate

[@elinoirsmythe224]

It is fitting that the Ultramines have soup. I have no idea how the translation came up with it though!

[@magosmarechferracioli1128]

"The stars in this box... are delicious and sweet." Oh, we are in for a good time. And by good time, I mean a very, very bad time.

[@francisdrake6622]

"a black man implodes on his own, destroying the universe." Are you trying to tell us something, Google?

[@caav56]

Yes, about Enrico Pucci.

[@tnoztnoz3547]

"A black man implodes on his own, destroying the universe." Vulkan, what have you done?

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

I'm lookin for all my friens! SOS I KAN KRUSH EM WIF DA FORCE UV ME FRIENDSHIP YA FRAGILE GITZ

[@ИсаковЕгор-ц1ь]

Nobody: Ultramarine:All I was expecting is a soup sauce

[@kharak6204]

8th and probably 9th edition in a nutshell

[@Technocratos90]

О, шикарный суп наварили.

[@valhalanguardsman2588]

@@Technocratos90 о великий суп наварили

[@PhobosTK]

@@valhalanguardsman2588 *ЕШЬ СУП, ГОРЯЧИЙ СУП*

[@a_damska]

'All i was expecting was a soup sauce" Ah yes, the famous line from Chapter master Gordon Ramsay

[@scorbiot]

That DoW1 intro scream, goddamit

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

I think I may be having a Space Stroke.

[@kephrekhtheunbroken7510]

"I cannot breathe, This is bad" -Space marine wisdom

[@ninjared2164]

" A black man implodes on his own, destroying the universe" Well now we know what the Talisman of Seven Hammers does

[@D3athChick3n]

"All I was expecting was a soup sauce." Weren't we all

[@adventofknowledge]

"We have trouble breathing, this is a serious problem" That some serious thunder warrior energy right there.