Luke meets Palpatine but Google Translated 144 times

[@LegionofStorm]

The internet version of the user’s guide is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural...

[@genesius624]

Is it possible to learn this *guide* ?

[@br2418]

@topcommentgod

[@SUScorporation]

This is my favorite one

[@breno9988]

@@genesius624 not from a *phisical version of the user's guide*

[@docilehostile]

Genesius 15 “Not from a Gogged.”

[@notallthatbad]

How on earth did "You no longer need those" get translated to "this is the internet's version of the user's guide" ?? Wow.

[@theorganism7941]

tubez4321 I’m hesitant to believe it

[@tranquoccuong890-its-orge]

144 times on google translation is enough

[@yiftacheliav1099]

The Internet version of the user's guide is a pathway to many abilities, some considered unnatural

[@bobbysteele4639]

Google translate is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

[@gurvmlk]

I used to wonder that same thing, but after once making a similar video myself, I was able to observe just how one thing can gradually transition into something else entirely. Especially when it comes to words with multiple meanings wherein Google will interpret the wrong one, or when a language lacks a direct translation for a word and so has to improvise.

[@haruard]

Nobody can stop my cry

[@trueworldprince3939]

nobody..

[@elathiaskade7311]

The feels are strong with this one

[@trueworldprince3939]

@@elathiaskade7311 they Work for joker King of Pop Art der Kommunikation

[@concord3230]

Mood

[@Maepl_syrup]

Darth vader is depressed

[@anniannianniii]

“Nobody can stop my cry” “die and die in the flower” = basically Anakin and Padmé at the end of rots

[@magdachlebicka3895]

OMG

[@BT-ob7ve]

Anakin:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@laurenmosley9008]

Ouch

[@berkaltuglu8140]

Good

[@berkaltuglu8140]

Ouch

[@ocelot_the_dragon]

“Zemero zoo zoo, you are solid.” Imagine if this is how Jedi and Sith ignited their sabers before a battle?

[@boreinouchiha8323]

I imagine that sometimes.

[@ultralowspekken]

You mean like in Space Balls or Blue Harvest?

[@iaobtc]

Don't give Lucas any ideas

[@ultralowspekken]

@@iaobtc Disney*

[@LowryYT]

Sounds like some British banter

[@miguelgalarion3285]

"Gogged, leave us" Gogged: aight imma head out

[@MFO86]

I'm totally referring to the Emperor's Royal Guard as "The Gogged" from now on.

[@bradleydelay]

Kid named gogged:

[@samtoughman3928]

@@bradleydelay 😂😂😂

[@kamisorani2693]

Luke: "I'm going to die soon, you and me". Disney:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA".

[@jammygamer8961]

This is probably how the scripts got made

[@Terapagos3000]

30+ years aren't really soon lol

[@ghost_ship_supreme]

Kylo Ren: I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate. Rey: So what does that make us? Kylo Ren: Absolutely nothing.

[@al112v4]

Jammy Gamer Better than Lucas writing.

[@yfi62dortoh]

GhostShipSupreme I struggle to understand this comment but damn you’ve got my attention.

[@joermnyc]

“I am not here.” “A baby” Foreshadowing the Mandolorian AND Rise of Skywalker?

[@xaquko9718]

Lmao

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

It was all ridden from the start

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

"Yoir great hope is your parents"

[@citizen-7xl5]

🌝

[@couchman3216]

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 OHHHHHHHHH

[@TyphonIndominus]

"Your great hope is your parents" -"Based on your friends" LOL, BUSTED

[@alexeylatushkin4358]

-Nobody can stop my cry

[@Krone0k]

All that happened was part of my project

[@MLBlue30]

Ohhhh snap!

[@Czajnikon]

Luke got verbally murdered by him

[@snubbow6136]

Zozero zoo zoo

[@fighterace0]

"Trapped like a fleet of rebels" Why this hasn't become a figure of speech yet is beyond me.

[@dhwwiiexpert]

And so shall we make it!

[@Mortebianca]

"Nobody can stop my cry" *I felt that*

[@supertommy1000ify]

Guarda un po'. Pure Mortebianca dimostra di essere uomo di cultura

[@eco4458]

@@supertommy1000ify yes

[@eb1167]

Oh ma guarda un po' chi c'è

[@bygboi9565]

Babies in the nutshell

[@Micheal31046]

The Deflektor whaaaaa???

[@Nikkidafox]

"Luke..." 'Father, no.' "Luke... tell your sister... you were... right. I can ngengkokkeun in the dark...'

[@meeep8246]

I just wanted to be the only comment on this thread

[@fern4753]

Your pfp is cute :3

[@meeep8246]

Dammit...

[@EXDLOS888]

It's too hard to ngengkokken in the dark

[@icantfindagoodytname6667]

Slow ngengkokkeun in the dark is my favourite Jooj song

[@prophetofregret8468]

- Light - Oh no Jedi weapons

[@平秀明]

The authorities are mini.

[@eldritchskye2608]

So you need to know? Your father can’t *_ngengkokkeun_* in the dark

[@genesius624]

*THE BEST ARMY IS WAITING*

[@b1battledroid179]

Attacks on the revolution will be considered

[@JakobTV_YT]

*B a s e d o n y o u r f r i e n d s*

[@ultrapwnd]

“The alliance was able to find the shield generator” was the most coherent thing here

[@thegreatmonacage3782]

I don't know. The "Your father can't ngengkokken in the dark" line made sense to me.

[@atrioxfulminare2945]

@@thegreatmonacage3782 Ngengkokkeun* Jesus Christ, don't they teach you anything in school anymore? 🤦‍♂️

[@matthewbutky5161]

@@atrioxfulminare2945 lol

[@badjuju2721]

A lot of the comments on this video are also shredded English and it's making my brain hurt

[@D00DM00D]

*WELCOME, SKYWALKER YOUTH*

[@kangerooman5558]

Luke: "I'm going to die soon. You and me" Palpatine: *Nervous laughing*

[@a_tree5793]

Attacks on the revolution will be considered.

[@Neoniq41]

@@a_tree5793 Yes, here is a friend safe here

[@rmiac.o65]

Somehow palpatine returned

[@frxnz_7065]

“This is the Internet version of the users guide” _handcuffs open_

[@Yanshiwan]

lol

[@Darth_Niki4]

Sounds like every TES game

[@markosofranic3905]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[@pgreta1752]

@@markosofranic3905 Not from an English speaker

[@pulguinha682]

This was the password to the lock

[@lynxtop]

Nobody: Vader: nobody can stop my cry

[@GlaceonStudios]

Vader still cries at a good film, still kisses with saliva. EDIT: He is also no longer empty and frantic, like a cat tied to a stick that is driven into frozen winter shit.

[@insertclevernamehere1186]

Every Dragon Ball Z character ever

[@miguelzeballos4269]

@@GlaceonStudios Calm, fitter, healthier and more productive too

[@tubbyqueen]

Nobody can stop his cry

[@GlaceonStudios]

@@miguelzeballos4269 A pig, in a cage, on antibiotics.

[@HeracIeid]

Palpatine: "Welcome Skywalker youth, I am waiting for you" Also Palpatine: "Who you are?"

[@Fleble]

"Your great hope is your parents" "Based on your friends" *Destruction 100*

[@alexanderticonuwu7591]

Nobody can stop my cry

[@minupakumarasinghe3913]

I don't get it

[@sonicthehedgehog238]

😂😂

[@bdunn7037]

unfunny 100 reddit 100 kenu reves wholsome chungus 100

[@jarlbalgruuf7701]

People that use reddit are gay

[@sfalcon4389]

“Zemero zoo zoo” *”He is speaking the language of the Gods”*

[@bradleydelay]

Your father can't nngengkokkeun in the dark

[@TryhardTechy]

is it just me or does "Zemero zoo zoo" sound like palpatine is trying to summon the zulu?

[@bradleydelay]

@@TryhardTechy i don't know zulu, so I can't comment.

[@learntofly03]

i can't stop thinking about the way vader says "light"

[@alumlovescake]

Ľlight

[@pegasoltaeclair0611]

OH NO, JEDI WEAPONS

[@alumlovescake]

@@pegasoltaeclair0611 the authorities are mini

[@malusblack6083]

*LIGHT*

[@Neoniq41]

@@alumlovescake So, you need to know? Your father can't ngekngockun in the dark

[@TheColorHopeIsBlue]

Vader: Light. Sidious: Oh no, a Jedi’s weapon. He’s not wrong . . . ???

[@SuperKermit251]

"L I G H T" "Oh no"

[@commandertaco1762]

The authorities are mini

[@IoanCenturion]

Sith in a nutshell

[@SSSpencer413]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha

[@victoriaflanders8739]

-Every main villain, ever

[@gabbleratchet6957]

I want to get “attacks on the revolution will be considered” on a shirt.

[@berkaltuglu8140]

Me two

[@reaperr6357]

1:00 “the dark side of the force is a pathway to many ability’s some consider to be unnatural”

[@jeanpablotwice6058]

Sir, you just filled every dark side plot hole in SW!

[@Bacontats]

Reaper Freakin Samara from the Ring

[@MrCubFan415]

DEJA VU I’VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

[@miglelikeswaffles7929]

Keep replaying 1:00

[@genesius624]

*Run*

[@docilehostile]

Me: i will not laugh at this. “Welcome, Skywalker youth. This is the internet version of the user’s guide” Me: *unintelligible screeching*

[@olivertamaskszel9858]

69 likes... nice

[@arghah1166]

"Me" is grammatically incorrect. So is him, her and them in this context.

[@docilehostile]

Arghah Thanks for your input. We are currently trying to resolve the problem. If you have any troubles, please call 1-666-420-FUCKYOU for assistance.

[@arghah1166]

@@docilehostile Alphabetic letters never appear in phone numbers.

[@docilehostile]

Arghah some do

[@OverLord115]

"I am looking for your training" "You are screaming" "Get it?"

[@twohandedswordsman852]

@SenpaiReitz *L I G H T*

[@twohandedswordsman852]

@SenpaiReitz The authorities are mini

[@redryder7521]

@@twohandedswordsman852 you're father can't ngengkakkeun in the dark. This will happen.

[@twohandedswordsman852]

@@redryder7521 You'll be a man. I'm going to die soon. _You and me_

[@redryder7521]

@@twohandedswordsman852 HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAhahaHA-HOO-HA

[@86Timewarp]

When this dialogue makes mores sense than The Rise of Skywalker

[@taloob493]

Maybe it would have actually been good I'd instead of saying "I am all of the Jedi" Rey said zemero zoo zoo

[@TheKenji2221]

@@taloob493 That would have subverted our expectations XD

[@joeyk107]

@@taloob493 At least it wouldn't be copying avengers endgame

[@jrssm]

Take a seat, young Skywalker..

[@anbureracorporation]

oh yes

[@joannahrydziuszko8879]

2:12- Die and die in a flower

[@gjs6069]

Luke: *starts to get angry* Palpatine: "Oh im not here"

[@fern4753]

Zemero zoo zoo you are solid -Emperor Sheev Palpatine

[@Fluffisnoterm]

Have I just stumbled across another JayExci viewer?

[@eerokarhunen]

That was the worst at least for Luke

[@ShotzInTheLight]

@@Fluffisnoterm Don't know if he is, but you found him, and now I've found you. Does that count, fellow Rhino Farmer?

[@Fluffisnoterm]

Jotaro Kujo Geode.

[@venturer9400]

Nobody: Babies at 2am: *nobody can stop my cry*

[@renatocunha7216]

A baby *D I E A N D D I E I N T H E F L O W E R*

[@Flickeralex]

1:10 when you're gonna talk trash about someone's father, but you remember you're on a kid show

[@yankeeforcestudios5431]

“Your father can’t MaKe a caCOoN iN dA DaRK.” What are you talking about bro, that was a great roast.

[@Caipiranha89]

Apparently, "Zemero zoo zoo" is an even worse insult than "Maclunky"

[@berkaltuglu8140]

How about "You are solid"

[@notViperX]

Well your father cant ngenkuntang *DESTRUCTION 100%*

[@joseevb04]

I was going to like your comment but u have 69 likes and I can't ruin that

[@Missingno_Miner]

Yo mama jokes papa edition

[@notViperX]

@@joseevb04 np

[@notViperX]

@@Missingno_Miner yeah

[@akrobeau]

ngengkokkeun*

[@PaperbackWizard]

Trapped like a fleet of rebels. That could actually be a pretty cool analogy.

[@tugkanbas4059]

Yeah that was good actually 😂😂

[@Lucasio1209]

You’ve successfully transformed one of the most emotionally climactic scenes in film history into a hysterical shitpost. Thank you.

[@iaobtc]

Between the prequels and the Skywalker trilogy there was nothing emotionally significant left anyway

[@delanmorstik7619]

@@iaobtc don't you dare compare the shit of disney with the prequels. The prequels are Star Wars, the other is Shit Wars

[@robbypalmer5095]

“Nobody can stop my cry” I felt that.

[@Timebomb_19]

1:00 that is terrifying

[@jarskil8862]

Ikr...

[@Tartarus144]

Palpatine Sprinting

[@Techmej]

either that or vader gets to ngengkokkeun in the dark

[@Fishpasta4]

"Nobody can stop my cry" - Anakin's manta for the entire prequels

[@NikitaPokoevoi]

XDD "Nobody can stop my cry" XD VADER IS RIGHT...

[@user-zm4fl9cf7i]

CrackedGrin no u

[@gaibrielsimpson7124]

NOOoooOooOOooooOOOOOO!!

[@theironartmanufactur1745]

OMG RELATABLE XDXDXDXDDDD Fuck you.. Kids like you shouldn't be on the internet

[@tams7411]

Alternative title: "Star Wars but everyone had a bit much to drink"

[@laurenmosley9008]

Drank too much of Qui-Gon's gin

[@Techmej]

66 likes don't let this change

[@Techmej]

ngengkokkeun in the dark if you have to

[@palpatinethesenatehog7086]

Someone needs to do this again but with an entire star wars movie.

[@supremeleadergnkdroid3202]

Kamil Kluczewski look up backstroke of the west

[@Jupiter__001_]

Star War the Third: Backstroke of the West

[@supremeleadergnkdroid3202]

James Gravil very unoriginal comment

[@supremeleadergnkdroid3202]

James Gravil by that logic, racial stereotypes are probably true as well

[@coldramentpm1013]

SupremeLeader GNKdroid how the fuck does that even equate you psychopath

[@samg7430]

Darth: "Nobody can stop my cry" Same bro

[@Asad-xu2xm]

i don’t even remember what palpatine really said to luke after watching this

[@ViviSaggio]

“Wheelchair built in is deadly Endor bark” ?!!?!!?!!!!!!!!??

[@scorpixel1866]

He wanted a new wheelchair made of treebark from Endor because it's style is killing in the Sith retirement house

[@tugkanbas4059]

Emperor.exe stopped working 😂😂

[@nekob1]

Nobody: Vader: *L I G H T*

[@mamacofeliz6025]

*Oh no*

[@hemoglobiniarz2905]

@@mamacofeliz6025 *jedi weapons*

[@alumlovescake]

Sounds like Ľlight

[@spitfire4209]

Vader: Light Luke: Laser Sword

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Vader moth

[@davisbowe8668]

I love how the video suggests that Luke is becoming more and more confused and annoyed by Palpatine's incomprehensible rambling until the end where he's finally had enough. His face at 2:15 was perfect.

[@dhhruvsingh3245]

“ *NOBODY CAN STOP MY CRY* “

[@AstoundingBoar]

Me too Vader

[@dualwielder7928]

0:11 me and dad walking to the principals office

[@cookie_lover12346]

Fr tho

[@markkoetsier6475]

"Nobody can stop my cry." NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@andris1634]

Nobody: Palpatine after 144 google translations: Your father can't ngengkokkeun in the dark

[@Techmej]

i can't ngengkokkeun at all

[@kingbaby8761]

I ngengkokkeun'ed twice this morning.

[@กฤษดากลิ่นพิกุล]

00:35 "This is the internet version of the user's guide." WTF

[@ibsoccerstaryt2248]

“Wheelchair built in is deadly Endor bark” Star Wars Theory: The deadly Endor bark helped Vader kill Palpatine

[@volt7162]

Zemero zoo zoo You are solid Same energy as what, you egg? he stabs him

[@palpatinethesenatehog7086]

"ZOMERO ZOO ZOO YOU ARE SOLID *PULLS OUT LIGHTSABER* ": exists "YOU ARE A SAUCY BOY. WHAT, YOU EGG?! *HE STABS HIM* ": FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!

[@Chyrre]

This is actually the script for The Rise of SkywalkerNgengkokkeun

[@arbington]

“Zemero Zoo Zoo” was just a step too far for Luke.

[@Petidani0330]

"Wheelchair built in is deadly" - Palpatine

[@PooplexCanal]

Your father can't ngengkokkeunin the dark. This will happen.

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

@@angellush3440 Contradictory predictions? Palpatine will be a man _and_ dead. Also, he laughs at "I'm going to die soon, you and me!"?

[@elijahrobinson2362]

Palpatine’s laugh match his speed shuffle when he comes out of the chair.

[@pommy_the_mimic]

2:24 "Zemero Zoo Zoo" My new catch phrase!

[@roaming_domi7717]

This masterpiece was recommended end of Jan 2020 to me. I could've laughed my ass off half a year ago. The inefficiency of youtube is killing me.

[@darthvader7146]

“I’m going to die soon” Wat!? That was suppose to be my line

[@sheevpalpatine6439]

XDDDDDDDDDD

[@freederfinn5904]

Bruh

[@sheevpalpatine6439]

@@freederfinn5904 DO WHAT MUST BE DONE.

[@danielgarber70]

L I G H T

[@aidentheonion]

L I G H T

[@MFO86]

Luke should consider himself lucky. My father can't even ngengkokkeun with the lights on, let alone in the dark...he's a great guy, but his inability to ngengkokkeun is kind of embarrassing.

[@mzr.3620]

Sidious was scarier than most of the scary movies, in this movie.

[@ItsButterBean1020]

That internet users guide line was horrifying

[@denisd.p.2695]

“They are trapped like a fleet of rebels” Oof, that burn

[@leventekurdi3413]

Nobody: Mothes in the window at night: 1:01

[@Adam-yu1dv]

M o t h

[@erikthered9670]

Lämp

[@92000]

_I knew it gets serious when gogged left the throne room._ _Then I was afraid that Skywalker Youth will turn to dark side of the ngengkokkeun while he Zamero Zoo Zoo'd, but in the end he was solid as nobody else could stop his father to cry._

[@Bacontats]

Seba92000 Poetry

[@Techmej]

let's all honor Darth Vader and ngengkokkeun in the dark

[@Alonso-te7id]

Your great hope is your parents BASED ON YOUR FRIENDS

[@jjortiz7504]

This is what reading a philosophy assignment feels like.

[@mahballslmao]

When palpating said wheelchair built in is deadly Endor bark I felt that

[@burtun1760]

“A tax on the revolution will be considered” - and people say the original trilogy doesn’t have politics.

[@crep9509]

The problem is it says attack not a tax

[@casedreamer]

1:18 Palpatine.exe not responding

[@mugwump7049]

Error 144

[@Pitiless.Arbiter]

"Zemero zoo zoo" was a secret keyword to attack Luke.Given by Palpatine to Vader. How clever...

[@lcseixas97]

I need a shirt with "Die and die in the flower" written on it

[@enderdrow8844]

When Palpatine said “ your father can’t ngengkokkeun in the dark” I felt that

[@DarkLordDarthVader]

Nobody : Not a single soul : Vader : *Light* Also Vader : *Nobody can stop my cry >:(*

[@santiagoalvarez9741]

2:25 Palpatine being an actual old warlock

[@ThrillTrain200]

KZbin's close captions in a nutshell.

[@Tartarus144]

ThrillTrain200 As for the actual closed captions of the video... they’re pretty accurate!

[@UberTankred]

Thanks to this video I finally understood the plot.

[@individualism5711]

*I’m looking for your training.* *Get it?* Me: Hahaha yeah

[@uum6]

Why this isn't one of the all-time great memes is beyond my comprehension.

[@thictiger3302]

“Oh no Jedi weapons. The authorities are mini, you need to know”- order 69 given to kgb 1967

[@ocinnico2608]

Oh no Jedi weapons The authorities are mini

[@dragonslayer31415900]

After watching this i can imagine what a stroke feels like

[@Aristocles22]

Still makes WAY more sense than the Disney Trilogy.

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Do these jokes EVER get old?

[@alisaandros2406]

No way

[@Neoniq41]

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 Nah

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@@Neoniq41 Ten years from now everyone will love the sequels

[@Neoniq41]

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 Only if your inteligence is that of a cockroach lmao

[@analivehorses]

His laugh was so powerful that the video stopped working.

[@richardwingo3031]

Nobody: Pennywise: 1:00

[@palpatinethesenatehog7086]

Palpatine: I am speed!

[@bone-bs4cs]

*luke uses the force to get the lightsaber* Palpatine: you are solid

[@JustTryingToGetAYTPlayButton]

“Nobody can stop my cry” Wow edgy vader

[@epicwolfrun7000]

“the authorities are mini” Me: somethings wrong, I can feel it

[@kyletheforgottenone6585]

When someone you don't know starts talking to you: 1:52

[@RyandoesmusicYT]

Every line from vader was gold xDD i cant stop laughing... My humor is so broken

[@cheesybloxy5286]

If you want to go here.. Zemero Zoo Zoo!

[@DavidsD00MedReport]

1st time Google actually recommended something that's GENIUS

[@maxernium]

"Nobody can stop my cry" Same, vader, same

[@anakinfilm9467]

vader’s just like: what the fuck is happening, someone send help-

[@wutguycreations]

when your father can't ngengkokkeun in the dark :(

[@jenkinsfamily2229]

Four lines in, and I'm already wheezing. Need more of this stuff

[@okok2362]

Everybody gangsta until their dad ngenkokkeun them

[@Techmej]

let's ngengkokkeun