Halloween Sweets Special | Ashens

[@angelosammie]

"If you're going to make feeble sex jokes, how about not doing in on children's sweets?" Brilliant slice of advice.

[@rainbowcookiesss]

You know what? I'd probably binge on them when i feel sad and not even complain

[@WhatDoesMyChannelNameMean]

Sigh. Yes. When one is sad, one can barely even taste food. One just wants to stuff it in. And that is why most of us are fat.

[@SockyNoob]

Literally what I'm doing right now lol

[@Settings_YouTube-1]

That test tube one is actually a PETE plastic bottle blank. That's how all the drink manufacturers receive the bottles in and then pressure/heat form them to their own design/shape.

[@ThatTurboOwl]

For some reason I imagine that the drink that Ashens used to wash his mouth out was cheap Gin.

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@teamgeist3328 cheep booze comes in a plastic bottle that you can then use as a pillow. Glass pillows are terrible!

[@WhatDoesMyChannelNameMean]

A decade later, I STILL want to know what he did with that test tube.

[@jackpresley3254]

Meth?

[@chieffw]

Fun fact - that really thick plastic tube is used to make 2 litre bottles for pepsi/coke/7up etc etc. They put it in a mold, heat it up and expand it with air until you get a regular think 2 litre bottle

[@woosnext]

well, these sweets actually are horrifying. So there's a job well done Murder Motel.

[@BruceBoyde]

Just a fun fact to make them even more appallingly cheap, that "test tube" was a pre-blown 2 liter bottle. They transport them like that to bottling facilities, which then heat them up and stretch them out into the bottles you might buy drinks in, which thins the plastic out.

[@BombasticLion]

I legit had a popsicle made of NyQuill. It looked like NyQuill. It tasted like NyQuill. And after I finished it I felt like I just took a bunch of NyQuill.

[@squishlez]

wow

[@BombasticLion]

Ikr XD

[@GmodPlusWoW]

Now that sounds like something for a midsummer night's dreaming. A sleeping cordial turned into a frozen treat. And potentially a little dangerous.

[@wolfyboy]

herbert the pervert would like to buy 3 crates of those. where did u find it?

[@misterc.changaking5655]

what is Nyquil I'm British so i have no flipping idea

[@Me-pe8eb]

I used to love those candy pizzas and burgers. I got them every Halloween. Only recently did I find out they inhibit brain development

[@RingshadowCat]

Someone brought a load of the first ones into the breakroom at work and dumped them to the center table to feed the masses. I looked at the brand and recognized it thanks to Ashens, and avoided all of it. Thank you for the warning kind sir!

[@AsymptoteInverse]

"Everyone knows what's in Room 101. Room 101 is the worst thing in the world." --George Orwell. He wasn't wrong.

[@deppkat]

I just found your videos tonight and they are the greatest things ever.

[@artrosemedia353]

You obviously bought a bag that was opened. You didn't get much candy...I think somebody stole some of it.

[@sfighter991]

Happy Belated Halloween Ashens!!! I'd pray for those Kids who got those blandies (Bland Candies) while they were trick or treating. Also a Candy Company called "Murder Hotel", sounds like a horror comic for us Adults. Sounds like a company Ed Wood would run (The "Dr.Acula" Tag) LOL.

[@bigbob1122]

We have those "body part" candies at Halloween in the U.S. too. I don't know what brand they're sold under but you can find them at Dollar Tree

[@StrayGuitarist]

I actually remember getting some of those gummy body parts a couple of halloweens back. I also remember them being bland, and somewhat unpleasant to eat.

[@jcrowley1985]

Room 101? How appropriate, considering the thing Ashens fears most is eating cheap crappy food from Poundland.

[@Keanu252]

tbh every kid would totally dig these

[@KeybladeScar]

Jesus have I really been watching Ashens that long? 2011? Goodness I’m one of the earlier subs congrats on him still going and still being super hilarious

[@WhatDoesMyChannelNameMean]

Me, too. Since the beginning of the holiday videos, I've binge-watched the matching holiday videos every Halloween, Christmas, Valentines, and Easter. It just wasn't Halloween until I watched my Ashens Halloween playlist. Same with the other holidays. It used to take less than an hour to watch them all, but now it takes most of the day!

[@ohmyshou1der]

Poor ashens this looks disgusting.

[@Adrastia]

Cheap gummies can be really bad. I got some flower shaped ones at a dollar store that had the taste and consistency of cheap partially melted plastic. When that ear came out it was like something out of a horror movie with some albino slug plopping out of it's goopy birthplace. I keep thinking of the Flukeman from the X-Files. He's been dropping his babies in plastic tubes for little host children to consume.

[@cleanycloth]

"Never buy cheap food" -My mother. "I agree with you." -Me.

[@Busterdrag]

"Vampire Veins - Fresh from Room 69" Wat.

[@WhatDoesMyChannelNameMean]

69. It's the number between 68 and 70. Crazy how kids these days can't count high enough to have heard of that number.

[@SnickersTS]

The last one just had a cap on a bottle with no seal. Somebody could actually poison it and put it back on the shop shelf.

[@user-yo2lt8ch7v]

☢ SNICKERS 5+2 GRATIS ☢ like those Flumps with a hacksaw blade in it he had a gander at the same year?

[@SecretAgentNein]

☢ SNICKERS 5+2 GRATIS ☢ Has that offer on free Snickers expired or is it still valid? Also, are they possibly poisoned?

[@danrmanalt]

The Dollar Tree near me actually stocks name brand candy, so it may be cheap, but it's pretty good.

[@JakalairVG]

"Filthy Dust in Your Mouth" is actually the name of my Rolling Stones cover band. :p

[@TheCIScommander]

I had a bag full of just those eyeballs. They are really good. There are also gummy brains, which were just as good.

[@sampiazza7483]

if you know ashen, you know exactly what that special drink is. good ol' gin.

[@RedLexLuthur]

Miss Unda Stud Miss Under Stud...from room 69. LOL

[@Gasoline85]

Sure, sugar and chemicals but NO fat! (They're only a few steps from proclaiming they're actually healthy...)

[@WhatDoesMyChannelNameMean]

Everything has chemicals in it. It's impossible not to have chemicals. Water is a chemical. Oxygen is a chemical. You wouldn't survive without chemicals.

[@XYZB0RG]

​ @WhatDoesMyChannelNameMean yes because water and the air we breathe is full of red 40

[@XYZB0RG]

actually, that may be more true these days than I might think...

[@GorlWorldComments]

2024 the rewatch of ashens xxx

[@officialdinodoestuff]

why is this on extraashens instead of ashens?

[@badbricks1259]

Actually the Extra Ashens is for all of the extras that is why it is called extra Ashens

[@Shenorai]

Word of advice: One of the best pallet cleansers is an apple. More specifically, apple slices. About three of them should eliminate (most) horrendous tastes before moving onto the next foodstuff.

[@59tothegrave4eva]

I just watched a British guy eat shit for 10:00

[@MandoYote]

Good profile pic

[@59tothegrave4eva]

Doctor F. Thx

[@MandoYote]

Now give it to me

[@VoidedMirror]

Thank you Ashens for your shortening your life span for our entertainment.

[@badbricks1259]

If you turn the nose upside down they look like balls and add the toe thing, yeah

[@jenniferdunstan5065]

PP

[@GamingDenizen]

I completely agree with you apart from one little thing, Not ALL of them are awful, In the UK there's a store called Poundland and they do this REALLY nice bundle pack of Strawberry Laces, Sugar Paper and Honey bites, And they are absolutely amazing, Almost as good as some of the £5-£10 stuff!

[@linkinworm1]

I knew what the syrup would taste like before you even said, its sort of like aniseed balls but worse. my dad buys this sort of crap for my niece and nephew all the time, i keep telling him not to because god knows whats actually in them.

[@shadowsa2b]

some of the things in our candy bucket of things we were giving out, next to the non name brand lollipops and halloween themed pencils (dont ask me, i didnt pick them out), were weird gummy skeletons. havent tasted them. dont imagine they were much better is it weird i actually have anticipation on what ashens uses that test tube for?

[@WaywardSpirited]

Those candy eyeballs remind me of another brand, Fear Factor (licenced by the show of the same name, here in America). Thing is, I remember them tasting quite nice. Then again, I was a kid and it was years ago... When I was 8 I think? Since I'm almost 17 now.

[@davidw.1429]

I saw them an immediately thought of JackSepticEye

[@FerbelDnB]

Flameri I. you know what ... YOU'RE A BOSS NOTHING STOPS THE SQUASH THE PENATRATOR GO JACKEY BOY YOLO BITCHES FUCK BILLY

[@AgentTasmania]

FerbelGaming As much as I enjoy Mr McLaughlin's videos, that list of catchphrases brings nothing to the table.

[@Ryusuta]

To be fair, Dr. Ashen by his own admission has never been big on candy anyway.

[@Ryusuta]

***** Yes, Dr. He has a PhD in psychology.

[@wildwolves195]

I think most people who have been children at one point have tasted playdough, and I can say from experience that it has a flavor not easily forgotten.

[@SwiftyStardust]

I think those body parts sweets were rebranded as Fright Nite. I actually bought a packet.

[@PeaNutter505]

Yea I remember getting one of those and were not called murder motel

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

+PeaNutter505™ perhaps the land of Pound finally decided that murder wasn't a word they wanted kids to see

[@Brunkoh]

+KirbyMario12345 unluke it does sy murder on it also 666...

[@Pepsiix23]

I think they taste nice

[@RKade15]

I've got to say, Ashens reviewing food is just as entertaining as him reviewing the crap gadgets and gizmos.

[@CoryC321]

Did anybody else notice the jumpcut at 2:04 ?

[@Lordhermitcrab]

I noticed. Likely he made an error in pronunciation. Or maybe a cat burst into flames outside and he wanted to see it.

[@CoryC321]

Oh, god. That was... a strange explanation.

[@rercvuvbnuyghuy25]

I know! Ashens hardly mispronounces things!

[@Lordhermitcrab]

OR MAYBE HE'S JUST THAT SKILLED WITH JUMPCUTS...

[@a.j8307]

Either a jump cut, of his hand twitched.

[@DylRicho]

"Do not want!" makes me chuckle every time xD

[@rexevans100]

Dr. Acula.. I see what they did there

[@FrontierJazz]

Oh god, I had a hard time laughing because I actually felt this one through the screen. Also Ashens, are you going to wash out that specimen tube to make a... specimen tube?

[@blastbowman9026]

2:04 Agh! Jumpcut!

[@DuosAngel02]

That tube thing is probably one of the most horrifying things I saw this year. I was in pain just thinking about eating something like that. You are very brave sir.

[@Parthornax]

its kinda messed up because there were 2 murder hotels in america and innocent people were kidnaped tortured and mutilated

[@chriskirk2738]

well this was made In England so...

[@SuperZincman]

+Chris Kirk Yeah but the fact that they used motel seems to indicate they were well aware of US stuff and I'm guessing they were just being tasteless and cashing in on that kinda thing.

[@Ass_Burgers_Syndrome]

+SuperZincman I'd say it was more to do with it beginning with the same letter so it rolls of the tongue better. You know, like Hatchet Harry, Billy Bedlam or Rowdy Ronda etc. But yeah some over sensitive person probably complained and it got changed because one person was offended.

[@misterc.changaking5655]

yeah same here dude

[@Feuerspray31]

Hence the fun Halloween sweets.

[@jcrowley1985]

Fresh from Room 101; where Ashen's greatest fear is eating cheap poundland sweets.

[@joannaguerra2386]

WHERS THE SILVER SKULL??????

[@wendycorduroy4719]

In room 123 learning how to be a better villian

[@snorksonforks]

Wendy Corduroy hes at room 69 again actually ....

[@wendycorduroy4719]

snorksonforks Oh, really?

[@snorksonforks]

;) wink wink , nudge nudge ... nawh I mean .. sayyy nah moore

[@wendycorduroy4719]

snorksonforks oh kay....

[@TakeruTakemoto12]

Obviously you've never had cheap, horrible sweets then. I have and I can agree with Ashens.

[@yaseenmahomed6175]

yum

[@B_r_i_a_n_Y]

Last year i bought a large pack of gummies that were similar to the murder motel ones, and one of the gummies that was shaped like a foot had a piece bitten off. I guess that's quality assurance for ya.

[@scotty_blocks]

Talk about wasteful packaging, those body parts are an environmental disaster.

[@WhatDoesMyChannelNameMean]

The company probably makes more money selling you the plastic than selling the candy. I suspect they had a lot of those tiny plastic trays and had to figure out something to do with them, so they decided to put candy in them so they could sell them.

[@tlarn]

Those body parts. We had those exact same things over here in the States, packaged as something else. They tasted incredibly cheap.

[@crashedfighterproductions]

3:12 It's a septic eye. A JACKsepticeye if you will.

[@BreakItLikeItsHot]

Just as I was about to get bored.... THANK YOU SO MUCH ASHENS!

[@mattalewis13]

There not that bad I've Tried them

[@okayraetja7377]

Crown cool

[@WhatDoesMyChannelNameMean]

Where?

[@MRJPC]

I dont know why but the sound of you chewing is very pleasing.

[@s33eragon]

69

[@WhatDoesMyChannelNameMean]

70

[@MagikGimp]

Ironically the packaging for these sweets is probably quite expensive to make for what are really those gummies you shovelled into bags in Woolies when it still existed and you were a lot younger.

[@YouSoSpice]

8:00 A bottle of precum. Great.

[@DarkPuIse]

Ashens needs to create a yuck-ometer that goes by his face scale. Smiling, happy ashens for a candy that's actually awesome (which, owing to the nature of these videos, we'll never see), down to a horrified, fearful look of "Get it away from me now!" (Which, owing to the nature of these videos, will probably be 85% of the candy reviewed.) Either that, or rank them in Sad Ashens. After all, Sad Onions are only good for the 0-3 crowd, while Sad Ashens are universal and apply to all ages.

[@lampini]

The vampire veins could be a good sweet. Fruit flavored strings sound pretty nice to me. However it is not right here

[@Cychro]

I love your reviews Ashens. You are the best. ha ha keeping us laughing for ever.

[@OldSkoolNiche]

Ashens make more of these eating videos lool i love them!

[@NarutoIkari]

I had those body part gummis four years ago Stewart you have my simpathys.they look intresting at first then they taste terribly dry for a gummi item. by the way what were you cleansing your palate with. i use A&W brand Vanilla Cream Soda

[@Captain1diot]

Ashens doing his Mike Tyson impression from 1997. At 08:56

[@Zagroseckt]

The container the last candy (syrip) was in is a Un molded Soda bottle . That is what the soda companys get heat and blow up in the molds like a big plastic bubble. you can buy them form a few places there cheepish. Ofcorse not as cheep as the soda companies get them for they buy them by the production run :p

[@seraphicwarrior]

I love the food episodes, keep em coming :)

[@Rags_222]

mmmmmm I love hearing you digest food

[@laraeve102]

in poundland they do stock branded sweets at easter halloween and xmas

[@DoctorKandosii]

You just consumed more E numbers than a human should ever do in a lifetime. I salute you.

[@turtleasylum9272]

for the last one, I can feel your pain. I once tried it. It was the worst thing I had throughout my entire existence.

[@bentramer682]

These were the sweets to get in my neighborhood on Halloween, either this or something just like it probably more pricey ones, I remember really enjoying them but the last time I had them I was really young and I haven't seen them since.

[@toomanyaccounts]

Hey I wonder if Ashens would like some candy next halloween from the American Party city chain? Their body parts candy was actually decent. Maybe the American stuff is better quality.

[@quickroundgc6814]

I had those first things when they were in the shop at a friends Halloween party and they really weren't too bad I thought.

[@MetaL556]

It's mind-boggling how manufacturers are capable of creating something out of sugar and making it taste like rubber or rocket fuel.

[@IAmHeychTee]

@tranquillofdarkness There was a jump cut, his hand moves then skips backward

[@imatooltoo]

When I clicked on the video, I quickly switched it to 720p, but after listening for about 20 seconds... should I have done that?

[@DOSsector]

I wouldn't be so sure about the "nose" candy. If you turn it upside down...

[@NathanBenedict45]

Dr. Acula was actually the name of a character from Night of the Ghouls, an Ed Wood movie. Did they know about it? Meh, probably not...

[@psychonauts0]

I was once at The Dolor Tree and they where selling massive bags of high quality candy (like SweetTarts and Smarties) for only a dolor, I was kind of scared and did not buy any of them.

[@KyIernuva135Clone]

I've gotten some of those in California. I can't eat them 'cause of food allergies but the person I gave them to said they were horrible. How the hell are you supposed to eat that ear thing?

[@feroth33]

yeah dollar general usually has pretty good deals on name brand candy like 2 for $1 hershey bars. or 3 lindt chocolate truffles for $1. :)

[@applesKIWISbananas]

how does he know what playdough tastes like?

[@myuphrid]

Not to mention the fact that he was apparently comprised mostly of cheap candy. It was the kindest thing to do, really.

[@Feuerspray31]

I'd pay a pound for three of those tubes. They look like just the thing for beads, bbs, snacks, erasers.... The list goes on.

[@Kirk00077]

Stuart, you're a stronger man than I for actually eating that ear thing.

[@TechBaffleBits]

was that drink tesco value gin by any chance?

[@ThatGirlWithTheCards]

I was in 99p store just this weekend....and they still had the Murder Motel stuff on the shelves.

[@onlinetyrant]

KZbin logic: someone has a different opinion-flags for spam.

[@mromariz]

@Tungstenio80 26 is the percentage of sugar according to the standard daily values, by dosage. :)

[@kjw21411]

@HersheyHemi Who's JD?

[@aceisking]

Swear to God we had the body parts one at dollar general last year

[@tobitobide]

The amount of maturity amazes me.

[@DerTeufel0707]

"Oh my god. It's actually quite nice." - Dr. Ashen on Hunger Breaks Chicken Tikka