Sega Gals Collection Mystery Pods | Ashens

[@FortitudineVincimus]

"For God's sake... who designed these... a twelve year old sex offender...?" I wouldn't doubt it at all...

[@venicemackay9244]

its from japan

[@planespottermerijn]

The same thing

[@TheMexicanLynx]

Oh, the arabian nights girl is from Monster World IV for Mega Drive! It was a japan-only game, but it got an english patch now, it's a pretty fun game.

[@KOTYAR0]

TheMexicanLynx oh hey, thanks!

[@Kanakotka]

Well for what it is worth, those were some amazingly scuplted models. Far far better than those crappy overproportionalized southpark-like-simplicity vinyl ones you too moan about.

[@jekblom123]

the pop figures?

[@ThatZommy]

That box... It houses his porn collection, doesn't it?

[@Ruikesan]

Someone needs to edit together all the grunting he did in this video trying to put them together finished by "well that was tight"

[@ThatZommy]

Ruike I might do that today.

[@appleschan]

Pls tell me if you ever get around to that.

[@ThatZommy]

TheAppleBrit Making a sticky note so I'll remember now. Hopefully I'll get around to recording it tomorrow.

[@appleschan]

ThatZommy ok just come back to this when youve done it.

[@Hedgeyy]

Typically with gatchapon there is always one "secret" type that is harder to obtain and not typically shown. Unfortunately here the secret figure was not one that found approval, haha.

[@pessimisticvideographer5039]

"Those boots are not very sensible."

[@bruhbbawallace]

"There's something kind of perverted about this" So, in other words, it's Japanese.

[@weewoo2459]

omg I neeed them with miku in

[@Vetusomaru]

SteppupFoRetsam And yet it's ok when westerns do it with music stars, actresses etc.

[@Vetusomaru]

SteppupFoRetsam And yet it's ok when westerns do it with music stars, actresses etc.

[@bruhbbawallace]

I wasn't aware of a market for borderline pornographic figurines of western celebrities.

[@rinhato8453]

SteppupFoRetsam There's a big market for borderline porn videos though, go watch some music videos and see everyone shaking their ass at the camera. The west is just as perverted as Japan, they just don't try to hide it behind the remnants of puritanism.

[@trifontrifonov4297]

Am I the only one who wants to see what else is inside The Box of Shame?

[@SomeGuyNamedLex]

Porn.

[@trifontrifonov4297]

Doesn't make me want to see it any less.

[@MazterZephyr]

I just learned myself that the reason the parts always come in lots of separate bags is because they can leave marks on each other from the paint if they rub together in the packet. That, and to protect thinner bits that could be broken easily.

[@KombatKittyy]

Am I the only one who didn't recognize any characters?

[@yungchop6332]

I didn't recognize a thing...fucking hell

[@cumbrap]

I'm surprised there wasn't Amy Rose or Rouge the Bat.

[@ShiningDarknes]

+Quadroblitz Possibly the company was only going for the non-sonic characters.

[@ShiningDarknes]

+Shining Darkness or a specific era. Amy and Rouge were not original series Sonic characters after all

[@mariopikaman1]

There wasn't even Ulala

[@Cheesyboi]

+Shining Darkness Amy existed before Knuckles...

[@ShiningDarknes]

CreeperChamp sure, but I didn't say anything about knuckles...

[@velvet-overgrowth689]

I don't know why I can't stop watching your videos, Ashens. They are just so entertaining.

[@MrDbelisario96]

The really scary part about that Candy figure is that Candy is only 16.

[@adrianshephard6321]

Now here comes the most freaky part gents, that's the legal age limit in that country... 16...

[@spacetrenton]

Adrian Shephard because japan doesn't know what teenage pregnancy is

[@geek593]

space trenton Looking at their birth rates, they don't know what any kind of pregnancy is.

[@spacetrenton]

GeekyGerald zing!

[@Porygonal64]

***** Actually the legal age of consent in Japan is 13, I believe. In fact, the most common age of consent in the United States is 16. Even more so is that some states have loopholes where the legal age of consent can be less than 16 should the partner be younger than 18.

[@jamesroseii]

I laughed so hard st the box of shame. Still laughing...

[@ChickenPika]

...Is it bad that I'm 23 and it never occurred to me that "gals" is a mispronunciation of "girls?" ...Probably.

[@zedshrooms3582]

I never thought of it as a mispronunciation, I thought it was just another term, that one associated with guy (like lass to lad or lady to gentleman).

[@jonahabenhaim1223]

I see you on every Ashens Video and it interests me

[@Chromodar]

The boots seem very sensible to me, compared to the rest of the outfit.

[@MrAsianadam]

I love how the box of shame is a Sketchers shoebox. So perfect because ain't nobody wants to wear sketchers.

[@N3M0M3N]

Gal : A unit of gravitational acceleration equal to one centimeter per second per second.

[@JDLupus]

I laughed so hard when you described Golden Axe because it's so perfectly true XD

[@subtlewhatssubtle]

Ah yes, the Box of Shame, or as it is known in some circles, Lewd Crate.

[@teckworks]

Hey, Asha! Monster World 4 was pretty fun. Shame it was never released in the states until 2012. :c

[@vjpearce]

teckworks You're lucky. The UK never got it =(

[@Ghost_Of_SAS]

As soon as I saw the Tyris Flare figurine I bought in on ebay for like 5 bucks. Thanks Dr. Ashens for showing these! :D

[@sue-eporcine2214]

wonders what-else is in da box of shame we haven't seen.

[@sirspookybones1118]

Probably one of those pound land dildo's that have been appearing lately

[@illustriouschin]

those are some pretty sweet gashapons. I like the Monsterworld IV one.

[@AceAttorny]

WOW! A ton of characters who almost nobody outside of Japan knows about mixed in with a few vaguely recognizable characters! It's like Project X Zone all over again.

[@jakublulek3261]

+AceAttorny That is why it was japanese-only exclusive, you know. But why there wasn't Blaze Fielding or Alis Landale in range? Arsha from Monster World IV? Why? It wasn't popular character even in Japan.

[@AceAttorny]

Jakub Lulek It's a pretty cute design, to be honest. Poofy pants are never not adorable.

[@jakublulek3261]

+AceAttorny For me it is like Shantae rip-off (in fact I think that Shantae was inspired by Arsha), she looks like Shantae but not quite. Mai Shiranui would be money shot but she was from SNK, not Sega. What a shame.

[@YadonTheCat]

I wish I had a figure of Asha, she's awesome, and so is her game!

[@joedalydeadbeat]

what else is in the box of shame ... do a video on the box

[@Blazehunter110]

Pretty high quality figurines for such a small pod. Bet they didn't even cost that much.

[@brianartillery]

That second figure is absolutely beautiful. And yet you seem vaguely disgusted. That amuses me greatly.

[@easyvnie6496]

brianartillery Its not disgusting cause she is naked, its disgusting cause shes supposed to be 15.

[@brianartillery]

@@easyvnie6496 - She's 16, actually.

[@EadmundIsenHealf]

I've watched an obscene amount of Ashens videos but have never heard of the Box of Shame before. What the hell?

[@Ninjamohawk]

Here in Minnesota, many people say gal instead of "adult lady" commonly, not to sound cute. i.e. "I know this gal at work who likes to do this that and the other thing"

[@Ninjamohawk]

Probably because most of us are now cryogenically frozen until mid April :P

[@wolliveryoutube]

It is a word, but people don't say it all that often in the south either. Maybe in Texas, but I don't go there often. If you came down here, you wouldn't have to be frozen 'till spring, either!

[@wolliveryoutube]

It's nice to see people from over the States join this. We aren't all inbred Southerners who drink beer and cuddle our shotguns. Even the Southerners among us aren't like that. Though I did find a surprising amount of Confederate sympathizers when I went to a 'reenactment' in Jefferson, Texas. That might have just been for the reenactment, as some of them were dressed like Southern aristocrats or cowboys. That was a fun event, though.

[@TheHutchy01]

That looks like a 32mm base, so in theory you could use it as a Space Marine proxy to piss people off

[@MemeProphet]

Those are quite cool! I want one now!

[@KillaGrogan]

Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!! Little Grammar nazi

[@cpt.cuckmeals4332]

KillaGrogan The most useless comment on the internet.

[@cpt.cuckmeals4332]

***** Yep.

[@roadblock0210]

☻/ /▌ / \ You're all wrong

[@MegaVikingen]

So you did a Drawer of Purgatory clear out, when is the Box of Shame Clear Out Special?

[@truemetalsonic]

the only one i recognised is honey :/ (with clothes on) disapointed by no Ulala, Amy or a girl people actually recognises.

[@Jupiters0rbit]

The reason they didn't have Amy and such is because people always think girls need big breasts to be attractive... Shallow much-_- (BTW not a feminist for I am a dude)

[@Pyrosquirrely]

Time Space Gamer Pedantic addition: To be a feminist, one need only believe that women deserve rights that are equal to those of other genders. No more, no less. You very well could be, regardless of your genitalia.

[@Pyrosquirrely]

Thats the perception of Feminism, but its simply not true. Feminism *is* a movement of equality, regardless of what idiots who ruin the image of their own movement do. If you look back to its origins and to the authors who began the movement that we call "feminism". It's a rejection of the classic gender dichotomy, not a garrison in defense of one side's stake.

[@Pyrosquirrely]

The media has focused on a very specific sect of activists during their portrayal of the feminist movement. Consistently. Self-righteous quasi-conservative weridos. That's not what its about.

[@TheRainbowSMASH]

These are Japanese collectibles and sonic isn't very big in japan as it is in the west.

[@Zycyzyx]

They all look great; but I'd honestly rather just have a whole set of Golden Axe characters. ;) Aside from maybe the big Yu Suzuki titles (Afterburner,OutRun, etc.), I personally think GA holds up *far* better than many of the other famous Sega arcade titles of that time. It's one of those rare games I can pick up again almost anytime and happily play all the way through. I guess the fun doesn't perfectly transcend time for everyone, though... oh well.

[@UndyingZombie]

Ahh.. the box of shame.. where you also keep some of your po... oops I am not supposed to share that info.. forgot..

[@47drift]

I have that Asha one on my desk. Monster World IV's one of my favorite games ever.

[@Darkeovox]

Being SEGA they should have had a Female Sonic character, although there are enough of those these days. Candy was that character's original name, but they remade her as a sonic character named Honey the Cat in the arcade game Sonic the Fighters. Also a big shame they didn't have a Gum figure from the popular Jet Set Radio series. Oh well.

[@omnipresentsnowflake4698]

JET SET RADDIIOOOOOOOOO

[@cleric1125]

I would actually collect a few of these things as shelf fillers around my big expensive figures. where can I get some?

[@dirkcaterson498]

rare candy maybe?

[@TerraTuso]

+dirk caterson a RARE candy? GIMMIE! I NEED THAT TO LEVEL UP MY POKEMON!

[@dirkcaterson498]

here take 10

[@TerraTuso]

dirk caterson thanks!

[@dirkcaterson498]

welcome

[@sonicrail5253]

poor fat mudkip ;-;

[@UnicyclistRemi]

It looked pretty cool, should go on the shelf

[@marchak]

legs4dayz

[@Keyanf]

I vaguely recall seeing Honey/Candy's armor destruction on a list of censored things. Now why isn't there a figure of Alys?

[@FloppytopHoppencock]

Gals is how we say girls in North America. As in "Guys and Gals". It's not a miss spelling of the word girl, it's just obviously marketed towards North America. But then again you make a lot of dry humor jokes that go right over North Americans heads. =_= Still funny as hell though.

[@AgentTasmania]

I don't believe you, having met plenty of Americans who all pronounce Girls more phonetically than, for example, mine or Dr Ashen's accent.

[@NickolasHunter]

AgentTasmania Gal is slang for Girl.

[@AgentTasmania]

Didn't read the comment to which I ras replying at all, did you?

[@AgentTasmania]

It's not an accent, it's just mangling the word.

[@KetwunsGamingPad]

May I also suggest the Container of Unsolicited Material.

[@danielm2142]

these figures are a lot better quality then anything nintendo has ever released, thats SEGA for you, make's excellent games and excellent hardware. nintendo on the other hand re-releases about fifty copies of the same damn game with slight graphical enhancements (and the game was rubbish to begin with).

[@venobomb]

No, Sega has never made shitty sequel that was just like the original. *Cough* SANIC THE HEDGHEG *Cough*

[@danielm2142]

Spheal Nation sanic the hedgehog is a fan made game though.

[@venobomb]

Arctic FoxX It was an intentional misspelling.

[@danielm2142]

Spheal Nation I know. The reason the newer sonic games haven't been up to scratch ( they were alright in my opinion) is because SEGA's Sonic Team is tired of sonic and games like Sonic Boom was developed by a third party (and on the wiiu among other things). The funny thing is, the best game on the wiiu according to most people (I can't be bothered with the wiiu) is Bayonnetta (not sure if I spelt that right) which was developed by SEGA.

[@venobomb]

Arctic FoxX Sonic was a tired concept to begin with. It is a basic platformer with some interesting concepts thrown in. Sonic 06 is as bad if not worse than Sonic Boom and it was made by Sonic Team. The WiiU is a bad system, so the best games on it are probably not very good. (Bayonetta is good, but I think the new Smash is cooler tbh).

[@EpicLebaneseNerd]

that first figure is something i want since i played the monster world 4 game on my genesis for so many hours and so many times and as the video was playing, all i could hear was the theme song of the game....a really really really good theme song and a really good game that was so much better than previous monster boy/world game....man, 1994 was awesome...

[@intronaut8582]

Oh, Japan. Can you please stop hyper-sexualizing young women and children.

[@Mokujo]

Oh, feminists, can you please learn that demand dictates market and that fictional young women are actually fictional

[@intronaut8582]

JaoShingan Using demand as justification is not a very good argument. Allow me to show you why: there's plenty of people wanting to buy kiddy porn. Your second point is just nonsense, trying to misdirect the argument. No one cares about the non-existent rights of toys. The issue has never been framed as such. Representation and objectification have real world consequences: we all know women are largely judged by their looks and sexual activity, and women are raped and sexually abused because of their object status. Do you have any other arguments?

[@intronaut8582]

***** The argument was that there's a market for the figures. There is a market for kiddy porn. It's called argumentum ad absurdum.

[@intronaut8582]

***** As part of argumentum ad absurdum. Replace it with snuff films if you want. I don't care.

[@Mokujo]

Matilda Persson If video games don't cause violence, how do scantily clad figurines cause sexual assault? And child porn involves REAL people. THIS does NOT. Nice strawman argument, though, :)

[@TacoJim]

...Elwing is one of the characters from a japanese sidescroller MMO called Elsword. She has a different name in that, but she's the original fully ranged character available to play as.

[@rucu8311]

who finds some of these attractive...if that looks hot to you then seek help...honestly.

[@pferreira1983]

+Russy W I need to seek help.

[@iamtheburninator]

...I had no idea where the term gals originated. Thank you once again Stuart Ashens/

[@DaybreakerRein]

Hibana is from Kunoichi (or Nightshade in the US), and Elwing is from Shining Tears :)

[@RicochetingGaming]

I liked it, and I never even heard of that series... or even collect figurines to begin with. :p

[@themomaw]

Why are there separate categories for "things I'm ashamed of" and "things that get burned"? Surely it would be more efficient to combine them?

[@HelloItsFlux]

great now we have 4 levels of deciding 1) The shelf of interesting items 2) Purgatory 3) The box of Shame 4) The Blowtorch

[@grimTales1]

I've never seen The Box of Shame

[@Ninjamohawk]

Arsha looks cool! I loved Monster World IV

[@DraconianDebate]

"Oh man that's tight" -Ashens as he inserts an appendage into a young ladies torso

[@JoJoFan87]

We haven't seen a competition between 2 figurines to see which will get on the shelf of fame in a while.

[@Dezzan]

The first gal is from monster world. Man, where can I get this would really like that one lol

[@Grate145A]

id take the one in the box of shame seriously though what did u do with purgatory things

[@DooMBOS1991]

Love how the Box of Shame is in the nightstand 2rd drawer down lol

[@Todd_Coward]

Say what you will about the choice of design but they are quite well made figurines with good quality plastic and nice paintwork.

[@eternalsnorlax]

I wonder what else is in the Box of Shame.

[@Moondogg22]

The power just came on after Hurricane Sandy, and this is a brilliant way to welcome me back to civilization.

[@GlaciusX2]

The 1rst figure is from Monster World 4 :D I got it recently on XBLA and its a pretty awesome game :]

[@d4ark972]

You should do more food videos. I love watching you eat gunk while I'm eating for some reason.

[@UberMan5000]

They seem rather well-made, wish I could find them around here. Wonder if there's one of Bayonett-oh, wait, she's not a "Sega Gal" anymore. Oh dear.

[@Ryuhei64]

There are more series of this collection, you can find them online. By the way, there are 2 variants of Honey/Candy, one with the "armor" and one without it (the one in the video)

[@CathodeRayKobold]

I'm pretty sure putting arrows/bullet points/what-have-you before items on a list originated far before the Internet.

[@WinVisten]

"The actress said to the bishop" is the British version of "That's what she said." xD

[@Sigh487]

I'm surprised you figured the PSO character out. I love the game and it didn't even cross my mind.

[@lvkoolbeans]

The characters in Golden Axe had names?

[@chilistudiosvideodump4135]

Honey also appeared in the also obscure fighting game Sonic The Fighters (a.k.a Sonic Championship). But as a test character. To play as her in the arcade version, you'd have to hack the game. But, she's a secret character in the PS3/XBLA version. She also appeared in the Sonic Archie comics which are getting canceled soon. P.S, no Amy Rose and Puyo Puyo figurines? my expectations have been lowered.

[@0Kurisu0]

Also residing in the box of a shame is a copy of Sonic 06 and a pre-order receipt.

[@SmolBloof]

Ashens deserves his own TV show. Ashens Burnings or summin' S:

[@JaredSroka]

What else is in the, "Box of Shame" I wonder.

[@grimreefer4366]

Oh wow, Shining Force. I'd almost forgotten that one.

[@angelandres1130]

The box of shame thats new :3 good thing you didn't burn them :D

[@WalkerGallier]

I had no idea these existed, now to buy them all instantly

[@HAbEXMr]

I always smile when I see the plank on the couch (;

[@gamemaniack]

..so were fighting vipers and STF made at the same time?

[@Icanplaydrums]

Aww what? Why doesn't the Box of Shame get its own music?

[@StreetkillnHD]

i remember golden axe. riding on that purple/pink dino looking thing and what not.

[@BygPhattyPlus]

I'd like to see what's inside the box of shame.

[@q306005]

Hey! That's where I hide my "Box of Shame" as well... Only mine is more of an "Armoire of Shame" and it's obscured by a red tool chest with "Nothing to see here!" spraypainted on it.

[@ElectronikHeart]

Lol The Box of shame ! That's genius !

[@MemeProphet]

I want that honey doll/figure~ its pretty cool, and I have to wonder, could you get another egg/ball/thing and get her clothes?

[@CheeseLord]

you call yourself a small grammar nazi yet you have a missing apostrophe arrrrrr

[@KillaGrogan]

Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Little Grammar nazi

[@retropirate1]

And why do you want that figure?

[@MemeProphet]

I think she is cute ^^ I like dolls.

[@retropirate1]

Little Grammar nazi You think a sexualized woman in bikini is cute?

[@tenghz]

Can you do a video on the box of shame stuff? I bet that's where the 'good' stuff is !

[@Xaibo_Red]

Monster World 4/Wonderboy 6 is really good. Sega did a great job localizing it for Wii Ware/PSN and XBLA.

[@tehgreybob]

Kunoichi was released outside of Japan as Nightshade. It's the sequel to the 2002 Shinobi for PS2.

[@K1ttenface]

I had one of these years ago! I got Honey from Fighting Vipers.

[@Bailey_Gaming]

A Quick look on ebay provides that the Naked Fighting Vipers lady is indead a Rare alternate costume price is about 20 dollars if Stuart wishes to get rid of it!

[@50Calabyte]

Those figurines look rather high quality.

[@cyberleaderandy1]

Blimy that figure is the secret rare version now worth £35 😳

[@JavyJitters]

Same here! I instantly went to ebay to check the prices, lol.

[@buenogoodlive]

Yeah. I had a Nintendo 64 :D but I don't think I owned a computer then. I had played my friend's PS1 and enjoyed it aswell!

[@yokorose]

i am wondering where you can buy them from

[@sipodge]

Flipping heckles cakes? Sounds delicious.

[@HandsomeJezdaNikki]

this made me happy i never went to bed!!