Poundland Food Special: The Big BBQ & Dessert | Ashens

[@sandorcastle]

The oddness comes when you realise he's kneeling on the floor, eating off his sofa cushion. Can imagine how that would look through the window.

[@lunavixen015]

he probably has a short stool or chair, otherwise his knees and back would be killing him

[@TashiMortier]

Ouch, my nose hurts from the water I sneezed through it while laughing about the image your comment put in my head.

[@flowerpower003]

teds or he is a menlet

[@aileenp.5218]

Bruh

[@IllIllllllll]

It’s a 5ft sofa

[@SplotchyInk]

Hehe, seeing a fork easily go through food can mean either one of two things. 1. it's been cooked, tenderized, and prepared so well that it's fork tender. 2. It's loosely made mash with artificial binders. I think we know what this qualifies as :D

[@fandomfan2800]

@BachieGaga 9 oh God

[@toogaytolift9176]

@BachieGaga 9 the most likely of the 3

[@spacemonkeys4987]

ah yes, filet steak in a can

[@tylern6420]

4. Somebody ate the shit, puked it out, and shat it again.

[@spicybeantofu]

You let "meat" sit long enough in liquid it gets like that too. Look at people.

[@TheGeoshark]

You remember that episode of Spongebob where Mr Krabs sold the Krusty Krab and the new owner replaced the food with burger shaped goo that was spray painted to look like krabby patties? That's what that meat is.

[@Nonyanomo]

XD same wut i thought.

[@adrianherrera2542]

Your saying that this is the same thing?!!?!,?!?! I'm not surprised.

[@someweeb3650]

TheGeoshark that stuff looked more appetizing...

[@ectoplasmoid7454]

TheGeoshark YES!

[@wiipigx6024]

Basically

[@buttsbutts7858]

"Who actually wants their entire meal all mixed together?" With some foods this actually works quite well. Pan-cooked American breakfast foods for instance. Hash browns + eggs + sausage + bacon, and sometimes even toast and/or pancakes taste great together.

[@Niagaranobs]

Yep

[@zuttoaragi8349]

I with you right up until you mentioned throwing the toast in the skillet.

[@StarcleBlaze]

Did he forget what an English Breakfast was?

[@bingbongdingdong867]

@@zuttoaragi8349 ...I don't think that's necessarily what they meant.

[@Notpoop906]

@@bingbongdingdong867 it probably was. you've never had fried bread? i'm offended that you think this ISN'T a thing.

[@bubben16]

THE LEGEND OF ASHENS, OCARINA OF POUNDLAND

[@TheGamerWithMore]

Ha! Classic Joke!

[@NOKRONSUCKS]

You profile picture just makes that joke better XD

[@K4RN4GE911]

*in the tune of Song of Storms* Song of tat, song of tat, Ashens is reviewing that Food that makes us sick And cheap toys made by pricks. Song of tat, song of tat, Merchandise that fell so flat. This is the song of tat.

[@MY5TCrimson]

"Hunger Breaks. It certainly does."

[@timmythex9684]

It's almost like we watched the same video!

[@TomboyCEO]

+Timmy Thex impossible!

[@cottontaelle]

+MY5TCrimson oh hi junko

[@ItsCosmoTewulf]

No way, it's the Sonic.exe guy

[@ameliaq.7481]

"foreskins and eyelids" 😂

[@wolfyboy]

+Amelia Q. mmm, that's good eatin'!

[@MajorMalfunction]

In Australia we use lips and arseholes.

[@N3WBTASTIC]

Everything a growing child needs!

[@bigdickricky]

Amelia Q. They're... They're the same thing...

[@MansMan42069]

Toxic Potato So have everyone else

[@tinacarter1255]

Hunger Breaks = The LJN of Food

[@carpediem4887]

Tina Carter taste the rainbow

[@jm-sh6qr]

@@carpediem4887 except for it's not a rainbow, it's a unicorn pissing directly into the air.

[@mooseyexists]

That Spider-Man game didn’t suck though

[@Niagaranobs]

Laughin jokein numbnuts

[@TheAussieStig30]

Well, I gotta say, for that week my wife goes away and I can't be arsed to go shopping, and I eat tinned food for a week, I would definitely eat that, throw on a fried egg, some toast, and some bacon and I'd be rather happy, as would my dog, mostly because he seems to enjoy his flatulence, and partly because it would be quite similar to what the fat bastard of a beagle thing normally has in his bowl, the great ungrateful bastard.

[@Quethonable]

I'm on my phone so I can't give you a like, so have a comment instead

[@scoundrelneo913]

You can't be that lazy not to go shopping.

[@notadoctor9041]

+Macdeas I laughed harder at this comment than u shouldve

[@notadoctor9041]

+Weston Hull *I should've

[@bscanlan5307]

+Macdeas me too

[@BackPalSA]

It's amazing to me that Ashens' content has basically been the same since he started over a decade ago. And it's really good.

[@TheHutchy01]

He did a roundup of everything he's ever put on the main channel for his 15th anniversary and it just felt like one very long, very weird video.

[@xINVISIGOTHx]

what would you do if you came home one day and someone had broken in and stolen your brown couch?

[@rebeccafons6679]

He actually made a video about that it was literally called "who stole my sofa?" It was a comedy sketch of course, and a really funny one at that. no one actually stole his sofa.

[@peterclarke7240]

Wish them the best of British luck and hope they don't look down the back? 😂

[@toshineon]

So, uhh... I found a can of The Big BBQ in an English import shop here in Sweden, for the equivalent of £3! A bit expensive, but I have to try it in person, I'm gonna have it for lunch later. Hopefully, I won't die.

[@toshineon]

***** Disgusting. Much like Ashens said, there no flavor to it at all, other than a vague cheap barbecue flavor. The meat is spongy and slimy. Words cannot adequately describe the horror.

[@thevashfan12392]

toshineon I had it myself and it tasted BETTER than the dreaded SCHOOL FOOD (my school food tastes like nothing and texture of ridiculous slime or some kind of congealed fat, they call it nutritious I call it torture!)

[@toshineon]

thevashfan12392 I would not wanna attend your school. Back when I went to high school, the food sure was terrible, but nowhere near as bad as this.

[@thevashfan12392]

toshineon and turns out my final year at this fucking solitary wing at the "let's be a bigger prick than an american trying to be british" school is the food service that serves us heart attack meals is going to drop out of serving this shit! (they could'nt have done this at least 12 years ago? 15 years of this endless fucking shit along with a school that is about as comforting as a sadist with a blade whip as a flogging tool!)

[@NRaah]

thevashfan12392 15 years of school? Is that including college?

[@deaththereaper36]

"Hunger Breaks" Breaks your fucking appetite.

[@will_rage_quit2348]

Don't fucking swear for fuck sake

[@deaththereaper36]

+Mais Knas okay, I am right on this simple fucking task

[@will_rage_quit2348]

RoundDuckMan what the fucking flying fuck did i say for fuck sake i fucking hate the word fuck because fuck is a fucking bad fucking word

[@benelenium6648]

But, the fucking word fits abso-fucking-lutely anywhere in a fucking sentence. Fuck!

[@theroundduckman]

Mais Knas Fucking hypocrite. ;) (Hopefully we all know we're FUCKING kidding here, amirite?) :P

[@thecrypt5747]

"A really poor anagram of vomit." I will never see the word 'Vimto' in the same way, LOL

[@Wemius61]

Same. I'd never noticed that before.

[@DarthFrodo]

I worked in a processing plant in Savannah that made hot dogs and sausages. They used real meat (beef and pork) but the mixture was emulsified to resemble a pasty liquid. All meat texture was removed and TVP (textured vegetable protein) was added to it. Then spices and tons of sodium was added to give the goo taste. It didn't help much. What you attempted to consume looked alot of what the plant put out.

[@robertsroberts1688]

Darth Frodo taking the soul out of meat and injecting emptyness

[@jm-sh6qr]

tvp is my mortal enemy

[@Niagaranobs]

Good to know.

[@1984isnotamanual]

Gotta get a good brand like Hebrew national or nathans

[@BenKuyt64]

This food looks like the last generation of shooter games. Just brown.

[@tailweave8897]

snap

[@DerCrawlerVomUrAnus]

BROWN (RegularCarReviews reference)

[@hexyko4850]

Check out TV Tropes - Real Is Brown.

[@andrewwalker9960]

DerCrawlerVomUrAnus EZRA POUND

[@Niagaranobs]

?

[@gentleman7407]

The worst part is, I'd probably still eat this if I had nothing else to eat....

[@EnterJustice]

Hunger is the best spice.

[@_lun4r_]

I wanna eat that, but i have only 3 PLN, is it enough?

[@SolidSonicTH]

Well if you're on the verge of death and desperately need food...you can at least speed along the process of expiration by eating this.

[@Gumba117]

I think i ate this once i was really hungry and i was too lazy to just go to the store to get something it tasted alright i just ate it with toast thats it

[@_lun4r_]

ah crap... it is 1 £ (5,06 PLN)

[@Sick_Sara]

Watching this at 1 in the morning made me hungry...

[@hashambostan5453]

Me too

[@alicegates9611]

+Sonus Didn't work.. got my dick caught in ceiling fan

[@radoo4772]

+Alice Gates You don't have one.

[@lisaguest4845]

+Max Kitten Not since the ceiling fan incident.

[@Draco_-mk5zv]

Watching this at 11:50 pm made me hungry

[@ianthefifth7790]

Probably tastes better than most American public school food.

[@z_monty]

IIRC school cafeterias use similar mixtures of canned food with frozen food, far from pleasant. Worked as a janitor in a public school for 3 months and the hardboiled egg smell of the kitchen will forever stick with me

[@joeysworld2946]

Over the past few months I've watched this video about 3-4 times along with "the big breakfast" video - I don't know why but it doesn't matter how many times I watch these 2 videos I still find it interesting and amusing - we love you Ashens!

[@joeysworld2946]

I meant all day breakfast :-/

[@noodles.]

Gosh, I love your comment sections. It’s so refreshing to see it filled with people who actually care about the video!

[@cottontaelle]

the amount of times i've watched this ashens video is concerning

[@tenderhold]

same

[@blueminkey200]

SHSL Despair Enoshima Junko same here it's my favourite!

[@michaelhall736]

shiro arts badly Maybe that's why you became the psycho despair spreading bitch you are today.

[@cottontaelle]

hello. its 2 years later. watching this again

[@Freedom0451]

"This is basically a real version of bachelor chow" And so it begins

[@MrLordBear]

It's funny because I go to my local Poundland quite often and I never see any of these products in there. It makes me wonder if they watch your reviews.

[@kiwisparkle1014]

Anonymous pretty sure they do. @-@)

[@Ginupseed]

Anonymous ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Poundland?

[@MrLordBear]

Yes that is the name if the store.

[@Ginupseed]

I know. :p

[@123Crankface]

just imagine how good this and the breakfast would actually be if they were made homemade

[@usakitsukino5844]

"...not made from the best parts of the animal..." i love these types of videos =w=

[@aaronmacy9134]

Every once in a while when I’ve given up on life and can’t be bothered to get dressed to go to Safeway (we still have them here in the states) I crack open a tin of Busches Baked Beans, fry up a couple of Nathan’s brand hot dogs and plop the outcome on toast and eat it while watching this video because “at least I did better than that.”

[@SuperS0nic644]

I actually really like canned food like this. That says a lot about my taste in food.

[@StarluckZX]

it's not terrible

[@gandalfwiz20007]

you should try this www.google.ro/search?espv=2&biw=1680&bih=949&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=mazare+cu+pui+scania+sibiu&oq=mazare+cu+pui+scania+sibiu&gs_l=img.3...12534.14282.0.14619.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0.eprnk%2Ctoken%3Doa...0...1.1.64.img..0.0.0.U865f-ZDs2o#imgrc=e_dt-XZYDVpsDM%3A

[@Rapture1008]

WTF, un alt roman care se uita la Ashens?

[@gandalfwiz20007]

Rapture1008 si sunt unul din cei mai vechi abonati :)) din 2007

[@Rapture1008]

***** Respect, eu doar anul trecut m-am abonat :)

[@RavenBlacke]

Thank you very much for the needed laugh after work. I'm also glad to know that what we Americans call "food" from cans is about par for the course.

[@walnut3036]

I like Bachelor Chow!!

[@timmythex9684]

You made this channel JUST to make a joke... I award you the medal of honour.

[@wolfyboy]

+John Zoidberg me too! it now has TASTE! :D

[@purplepotato3004]

I subscribed because of your dedication to comedy

[@notadoctor9041]

+Purple Potato lol

[@MajorMalfunction]

I'd add some worcestershire and tabasco. Bellissimo! Mwah!

[@MeTaLISaWeSoMe95]

Honestly this wouldnt be bad if you made it yourself. Make some baked beans, throw in some smoked sausages, some hamburger patties and some bacon... that would probably be good if homemade.

[@stgigamovement]

Oh definitely. My grandmother's chili recipe is a mixture of Ranch-Style beans with hamburger meat and spices, which ends up having a barbecue flavor. On Father's Day, there was pulled pork being served, but the barbecue sauce at her house activates my fructose malabsorption. Luckily, the pulled pork wasn't mixed with the sauce. So I decided to put the pulled pork meat inside the chili. At that moment I had effectively created something akin to a classier version of the contents of this can. When it comes to the other two cans by Hunger Breaks that Ashens reviewed, those are actually harder to do justice. If you tried the chicken nuggets from the Mixed Grill can, you would find that their breading disintegrates into the beans. The egg nuggets in the All-Day Breakfast can would absolutely not turn out well either. Nothing however would stop one from doing a combination of classier versions of all the cans so long as you omit the egg nuggets and chicken nuggets from your replica. The idea of having beans and meat together like in this can (especially this one given the egg nuggets and chicken nuggets in the other 2) was not a bad one. Hunger Breaks just had to make a lot of quality sacrifices to be able to sell the can this cheap. Reading the ingredients label that is in view in the Mixed Grill can video indicates that all the meat items are comprised partially of wheat products, most likely to save costs. Considering what these sit in, it is no surprise that they have the texture that they do. It's almost like dunking bread in water. If you want to do The Big Barbecue right, you'd want to add the relevant meats to whatever chili recipe you prefer. Also, my local market has pork items that are modeled after a New York steak. So putting one of THOSE in some ranch style beans with some hamburger patties cut into halves or quarters, as well as pork sausages that have natural casings, you can replicate this in a way that actually tastes good. For the burgers, I'd recommend using sirloin steak hamburger patties if you're focusing on quality. Also, making the beans yourself to your standards would actually be an even better idea than using store-bought canned beans assuming you have the ability to do so.

[@helpimarock66]

The amount of people in the comments saying that they actually like food like this. I wish for better times for each and every one of you, you poor, sorely depressed sods.

[@alexeverett308]

Alex Rees A nuclear apocalypse is the only acceptable time to eat this. Unless you film it and put it on KZbin I guess...

[@helpimarock66]

Alex Everett-last I guess, but then again, I'd rather eat dirt.

[@RemixedVoice]

We eat healthy and what is good for you, that's why Asians live to be 120

[@michaelhall736]

Alex Rees There's the word. Poor. This stuff is a poor person delicacy. Besides, it doesn't look that bad. Look like your everyday beans and wieners.

[@helpimarock66]

michael hall I get what you mean, but still, even poor people can afford better food than this...

[@PumpkinPails]

I kind of want to make that now, but with fresh ingredients. Ranch Style beans with some grilled hot dogs and hamburger patties. Yum! I bet it'd be great to eat while out camping.

[@PumpkinPails]

+Jack Blackthorn I bet you're a mouth breathing dank dweller that happened across that word today and couldn't wait to spread it all over the internet like it was something novel.

[@irbful]

+GummyTumor I think the thermostat just broke! BECAUSE YOU JUST ROASTED HIM!

[@PanicButtonTurbo]

+Jack Blackthorn MY NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED YAAAHHH!

[@SharkNinjaBlueStar]

GummyTumor that...actually sounds kinda nice, to be honest.

[@amaethon2117]

Jack Blackthorn u still got 3rd degree burns?

[@tomivalkonen1343]

2:12 I dont know why but that made me hungry as hell. I would totally eat it right now, propably even take second serving.

[@tomcio12341]

like every year ... i'm back . We need more food specials. ;-) after 5 years i'm sort of tired of rewatching old specials

[@sex_man_3788]

I don't think we'll get any new ones at this point. I've seen over the years that all the shite food the Ashens used to review don't really exist in Poundland anymore, it's all branded stuff or it's higher quality unbranded stuff (twin peaks being an example of higher quality unbranded stuff)

[@SupremeToafu]

All of these Hunger Breaks Items remind me of something that would exist in the Fallout World.

[@SupremeToafu]

Reese Hanks True. True

[@BusStopProductions.]

Hungry Breaks also produces "All Day Breakfast In A Can"

[@Craftysage72]

wow 444 thousand views. Never seen that before. and why wasnt ashens in KZbin rewind with Slow mo guys

[@doncsicso81]

Nothing`s better than re-watching these old videos while having lunch :D :D

[@daveyboy8320]

I actually had tears running down my cheeks I was laughing so hard as you described the smorgasbord from that can. Looks wonderful. Funny video man.

[@DannyRice01]

The whole spray sweet was cool in my school for a while. Mostly because you could fill it with water and soak people

[@ianian14ify]

call me crazy and idiotic but i wanna try all of the food he reviews

[@amethystooze2203]

I know right!

[@bingoisafemale5364]

Ian Hearn About that egg with black yolk.

[@ianian14ify]

hell naw

[@gundamnduke0]

Captain Guy You know, we Chinese put that in rice porridge and eat it as breakfast all the time. Well, not me though, I don't like the leather egg taste.

[@bingoisafemale5364]

Ken Chen Is this a gullibility test or are you serious?

[@TheDevilVaper]

And now I'm tempted to pop down the shops to get a tinned beans/"meat" product. I haven't had them for years!

[@jack2631]

I like watching Ashens looking at food while eating, it makes my food look, small and taste more delicious :P

[@vjpearce]

0:11 I too hooked on watching KZbin videos to cook (mainly Ashen's videos)

[@GundamSeeDMode]

When you thought you've seen it all. "Candy Spray". Good God.

[@twenty1cars]

You've never seen that before? Its everywhere lmao

[@MrTheil]

Never had Warheads spray?

[@GundamSeeDMode]

Never had candy sprays or even seen one. Period.

[@MrTheil]

+Athrun Zala They're actually pretty good.

[@GundamSeeDMode]

Well id certainly like to try one

[@TheNathanNS]

0 - 5 fat onions. hahaha

[@matthewranger7578]

Omg Michael its u again!

[@LeStupidBlonde]

Is it bad, The Big BBQ actually looks good to me?

[@jkjklol1000]

yes....

[@TinShadowcat]

As a broke college student, I would absolutely eat this.

[@Enverex]

My dad used to buy them all the time, I really liked them. Not sure if Ashens had a duff one or if we have very differing tastes.

[@jaspertaawesome1932]

Yep they look 😛😛😛

[@ClaireClown7]

Very... If I would eat that, I would easily be turned off. It would taste like very greasy worse tasting chicken or something.

[@Softshelldiety]

Whenever I watch these food specials I get oddly hungry.

[@MusicMushi]

I remember spray candy stuff being popular with my family at least during summer like to the pool or something or on family car trips. Something about it being perpetually less of a potential mess than other candies like chocolate or sticky suckers and things. So there's a use for the Vimto but yeah the sprays were usually pretty grossly concentrated.

[@kingofnothing4208]

this is basically what the Mc'rib is made of

[@StormsparkPegasus]

This doesn't look TOO bad. I mean, I'm sure it's not great. But if you don't mind cheap food, and you're in a situation where all you have is a microwave, it's probably better than starving. I'd rather have something bland and cheap than something I actively dislike the taste of.

[@YerfdogGames]

Just cook a tin of beans.

[@StormsparkPegasus]

+α Sir Rexi Me too. But the only place to get this stuff in the US is from Amazon, and due to it being a UK import, it costs $8-$9/can. Definitely not worth it at that price.

[@StormsparkPegasus]

+α Sir Rexi They are. In the UK. But they aren't sold in the US, and importing them costs money.

[@StormsparkPegasus]

+262sdh Agreed. Bland >>>>>> bad taste any day. I actually want to try a can of this, I just don't want to pay $9 a can to import it from the UK. But yeah, a dash of MSG, a dash of Dave's Insanity Sauce, and I bet it'd be pretty good.

[@youforget1000thingsaday]

Better learn how to make a peanut butter jelly sandwich. 😂

[@Mechimmortal]

As a carnivore, I genuinely feel sad for the animal that died for this trash-ass product.

[@lambda2657]

like god damn, this seems to me like actual matter, there is no food here, its just salty matter

[@phantomhurricane666]

those 'spray sweets' were belting, back in the 90's and noughties.

[@OfficialFire]

I love rewatching these

[@harrisondenton2621]

Im ashamed to admit i used to love those spray sweet things as a kid lol

[@gloomiy]

same lol

[@punkem733]

Always nice to realize the meat portions came from probably 67 different animals from 4-5 butchering plants.

[@Logicalspy]

#stillnotvegan

[@punkem733]

Mee too, I just don't eat hot dogs, or sausages unless I make them. Same goes for hamburgers, I have to grind my own meat.

[@r4ndom7000]

+Logicalspy #nobodycares

[@storingjazzinmycheeksforth5319]

as a wise man once said, if it doesn't contain meat, it's a snack.

[@sscislowicz739]

You know you're hungry when this looks SO good!

[@Jaybird196]

And, perhaps, a bit drunk ;) .

[@DoggoTheBestWarden]

I saw the whole range of these...food...things...I almost bought one just to see what it tasted like. Then i remembered we have Ashens for that.

[@insertaverygenericnamehere]

2020: People are buying this because of Corona

[@TheHutchy01]

I had a week where genuinely all I consumed was Brandy Manhattans and even I wouldn't touch that.

[@BassTechnologic]

Honestly that looks delicious if you're Hungry

[@nikko8P]

I'm getting hungry watching this, however.

[@Meowskivich]

Tact and profession is the route I usually take to perform such a task. Some hazelnut coffee creamer helps it go down smoother, but it'll still leave a tingly sensation in the back of your throat, though that goes away after five days and twenty-two minutes.

[@bigmclargehuge8219]

"Who actually wants their meals all jumbled up together?" My guy, have you not heard the good word of casseroles??

[@cheaptoysandcheaptoysnotgr8627]

random slightly related fact: a tin of beans has more sugar than a tin of Monster Energy(c).

[@cossrabales9093]

because monster doesn't come in tins

[@Trivialise]

This is in a can and Monster is in a can. Screw your commie terminology.

[@gmo4250]

No, I Didn’t believe this so I had to check the information on the cans. Heinz beans, about 20g per 410g tin. Monster, 55g per 500ml tin.

[@Chillius]

I live near a shop called "Londis" and Honestly, They sell Hunger Breaks!

[@dannyfirewillkillyou723]

So does Sainsburys... =(

[@Chillius]

I eat better things.

[@Chillius]

I also live near one of those.

[@Chillius]

Right now i'm on holiday so I was meant to say "I'm near one of those"

[@theimben]

I do my weekly shop in a Londis. Can't fault them at all.

[@wolfyboy]

it's 49% FORTY NINE PERCENT of a grown persons recommended salt load/intake! OF COURSE it's gonna taste salt! XD

[@danikabrownPhD]

I've watched a LOT of Ashens videos. But by far my favourite quote out of all of them- or, in fact, any video ever- is 'foreskins and eyelids'. I was not prepared for that gold.

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

I remember when I was a kid my mom got a packet of Chow Mien from a local Dollar Store. When she served it, it had hair in it and I don't mean a hair, there was enough stringy black hair in it to make a wig. :)

[@pixelgaming4603]

I'd rather use Heinz beans on toast and other breakfasts.

[@swicker3]

ugh....I mean, ugh.

[@kiwisparkle1014]

sam wicker Don't knock it till you try it :T

[@qwottyksp]

stfu Sam that shit is good

[@N3WBTASTIC]

Idk why but the more I rewatch this video the more I want to eat that stuff

[@Hayley_Bailey]

same O.o

[@BatXDude]

It's not that bad. Put it with toast and it's pretty decent. Even the All day Breakfast one is alright on toast.

[@AxisX7]

I wonder...are there any cheap Poundland foods that are *actually* good?

[@bubblegumbunny]

Oh shit, those Vimto sprays were my favourite thing ever as a kid, along with something called Brain Lickers, which is like a roll-on deodorant for your tongue except it's... sweets? Yeah.

[@glassbunnyy]

I was obsessed with brain lickers lmfao.

[@darrenrobins6575]

Can't believe I'm only just watching this, but I also can't believe that we actually had the exact same plates back in the 70s/80s 👍👍😂😂

[@BloodyBobJr]

Is it just me.. or does that stuff look like hunks of shit floating in a plate of fresh warm vomit?

[@ThePineappleKnight932]

Im eating right now arsehole! :(

[@emoyak8795]

Official GreenConsole Some people are masochistic.

[@superlongmegauberusername301]

Vernon682 Are you insane!?

[@crackedemerald4930]

Dark Light he got sick for our sins!

[@athenathegreatandpowerful6365]

Warm being the operative word

[@teutonicknight3939]

As an American I must say that looks great

[@ticklesmcgee9540]

Where do you live in America because I live in America and I can find better food in a trash can

[@christinerigby2046]

Bob Silverstien I'm with you. I'm american and that looks disgusting.

[@karmahound9914]

Bob Silverstien Hey, if its cheap and resembles food / is edible, its good enough for me. ~Poor American

[@MisterTorgueHighFiveFlexington]

You'd get more nutrition and flavor from eating your own turds

[@chumpkins5103]

Cant believe no one gets the humor intended in this comment

[@kobkob1928]

Anyone else think sad onion should be a meme

[@aglassofpurifiedwaterlastn1513]

I've seen nearly every other food special. This is the first one to make me feel I'll.

[@andrasszabo7386]

I have tried that with a tablespoon of sour cream, and some bread. When I don't have any time to cook, that is not bad. I liked it.

[@Squiggle8472]

Do American's have a similar kind of shop called "$1 land" or "1 Cent land"? Just curios.

[@lololol12222222]

dollar store

[@da_mango_weasel9430]

Dollar Tree is another. Though when I go to England Poundland seems somewhat mainstream and where I live most people in the middle class are just grossed out by most dollar stores.

[@Squiggle8472]

It is kind of a mainstream considering it's located in nearly every major town/city in the UK :P What can I say, we're cheapskates haha

[@timzy1111]

Da_Mango_Weasel I am not sure if these stores are mainstream but where I live there is also a 99 cent store and a penny candy store.

[@da_mango_weasel9430]

Timzy11 Eh, 99 cent store dollar store, dollar tree it's all the same stuff. Though a penny candy store sounds like a pretty good idea.......

[@YaBoiYoda]

90% sure Ashens voiced codsworth from fallout 4

[@zombiekiller515]

Sounds nothing like him...

[@YaBoiYoda]

Thomas Parsley What are you fucking gay dude?

[@PerfectMinecraftCast]

+BloodGamingChannel On what do you base that statement?

[@PerfectMinecraftCast]

+BloodGamingChannel On what do you base that statement?

[@YaBoiYoda]

***** the fact that I was playing the game and listening to this video at the same time. At some points I got confused

[@its_ruhan]

sometimes I think he complains that he can't taste things because his nose is blocked

[@HarukaLPs]

"Tastes vaguely of tomato sauce" isn't too bad for a cheap microwave tin. At least it's not offensive, and fills the stomach, especially on a budget.

[@benrobinson5400]

In America, we have a thing called sour spray... i find it quite enjoyable. it comes in 3 flavors green apple, blueberry, and strawberry.

[@MagicMinecart]

... something that tastes of nothing but salt... I would eat that in a jiffy.

[@conck]

Try eating salt.

[@thebeef45]

Tastes of nothing but salt sounds just like British food

[@logamac]

Cthulhu Mythos American*

[@punja73]

good beer drinking food

[@kbvgbknm]

You must really enjoy mcdonald's fries.

[@McKlunkers]

I used to eat these all the time at work, cold, straight out of the tin (they were cheap). They aren't great but they aren't the worst thing I've eaten. Just kinda bland, mystery meat with crap beans.

[@10191927]

I'll stick with a grill and charcoal, and real meat.

[@araptorwearingahat7735]

Smart lad you are

[@BlueMoon1890]

Here in America, the whole spray candy thing is a lot more popular, but it's usually sour flavored.

[@ronijarvinen3759]

Imagine being invited to a big barbeque and it's just this sh***y can.

[@Teddy_Bear312]

As a broke student i would eat that shit. I already smell the beans. Mmh, i really need to try this

[@toxoplasicity]

I THINK I PUKED

[@toxoplasicity]

OUT MY ASS

[@adrianshephard6321]

Why eat the citrus spray, when its more fun to spray it into people's eyes rather then eat it?

[@daggerofdoom6120]

You cruel bastard I'm gonna try that.

[@233Deadman]

+Adrian Shephard cheaper than mace

[@RangerSnow]

every time i see this video pop up in my recommended videos i always get really hungry for baked beans

[@DoctorKamino]

i love how his landline is ringing in the background.

[@Tuberuser187]

Vimto cordials okay, well apart from the artificial sweeteners in the no added sugar one (lovely tasty Aspartame). Its got a fair amount of actual fruit juice in, as much as Robinsons and Ribena anyway.

[@swicker3]

Dang, I'm zero years old. Guess no vomit for me!

[@MatthewNash92]

I dont have a fucking clue how i got here.

[@MisterTorgueHighFiveFlexington]

You're in for a ride now :D

[@dylc413]

Jordan Rios hes not gonna know what hit him in the world of excellent confusion

[@MatthewNash92]

Jordan Rios haha i know man im hooked, funny stuff :)

[@dylc413]

Matthew Nash the quest for the game child is ashens in a nutshell, go check it out if you haven't already

[@sue-eporcine2214]

your jus one of da most lucky people on da face of da world, iz all. :P

[@darkbluekaras]

you can get those in other shops as well my local co-op sell that one

[@ThompsoKat]

The awkward moment when you get a birds eye advert between ashens food videos