Glad I’m not the only one, i lost it when he hit someone with a pan lmao
@aidanjanemcintosh69196 жыл бұрын
He did it Maaaaaay Waaaaaayyy~
@PiggyWiggyO4 жыл бұрын
I hope he had a few glasses of wine with his meal the night before.
@martinblomqvist18704 жыл бұрын
This was Top Gear at its absolute peak.
@aarononeil-smith62754 жыл бұрын
Martin Blomqvist you’re right. Series 8-14 Top Gear was incredible
@junior11384 жыл бұрын
I dunno, I still have a soft spot for the space shuttle Reliant.
@djpemb4 жыл бұрын
The golden age
@hermanman82353 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@alistairwalker28503 жыл бұрын
Definitely. This was when they truly were on the cutting edge of cocking about
@gamewiz7110 жыл бұрын
Only james may could get lost on an oval
@ShadowStar4124 жыл бұрын
As he said “here comes trouble and an IDOIT and a idiot that has a rally the next day and cooks dinner
@ShadowStar4124 жыл бұрын
@Sandwich Cheddar he’s relAted idiot brain boy lol
@sashimiroll50553 жыл бұрын
Ya know, I thought I had a bad sense of direction. Then I saw James get lost on an oval.
@TH3L3G3ND3 жыл бұрын
@@zhoutongyang5185 he's just referencing the track that's an oval (circle) shape
@RPBeamont3 жыл бұрын
thats true cause hes captain sense of direction
@kieranhughes40908 жыл бұрын
"Night descended over Essex"- (gunfire)
@audreycgranleeser74768 жыл бұрын
"morning descended over Essex"-more gunfire.
@r0dnee7 жыл бұрын
dogs barking sirens
@averagecoloniser45867 жыл бұрын
"Afternoon descended over Essex"-explosions
@DerpyDWM7 жыл бұрын
Homer Simpson like ur vids homer
@generalhorse4937 жыл бұрын
Hey, we Americans are working this side of the street with gun violence! You brits go get your own thing, knives for instance.
@HighAltitudesCO9 жыл бұрын
You piss yourself watching this. Forget F1 or NASCAR, this is the future of racing.
@1AAuto13 жыл бұрын
These episodes are always great to watch.
@random-_-opp21723 жыл бұрын
Yes
@HenrikCOYG3 жыл бұрын
@@random-_-opp2172 Absolutely
@Skorpychan3 жыл бұрын
Have to keep pausing it to giggle.
@SeekYHWHsface3 жыл бұрын
Shalom John 1:12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:/Inspiration+ It is through Jesus Christ that we have been qualified as children of God. When we believe in the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, who did all of this so that we could be saved, we are accepting the new life He has given us. This is a life of redemption; a life as sons and daughters of God, whom we became separated from after the Fall of man. We have now come into a life of righteousness and holiness./Prayer+Thank you, Lord, for setting me free from the sin power had over my life. I have chosen to leave my old, sinful self and I am fully focused on walking in the life of righteousness and holiness you have called me to live through your Son. Thank you, Father, that you are always there to reinforce my faith when anyone tries to tell me otherwise. In Jesus’ name, I pray. Amen.
@KCS-019 ай бұрын
Even 12 years after you enjoyed them
@Sam18C2 жыл бұрын
The 5 seconds of James making and enjoying his pie have lived rent free in my head since this first aired in TV 😂
@BingusB0ngus Жыл бұрын
I found it in a compilation and had to track it down
@ScottBeyerRacing11 жыл бұрын
Now thats racing I would pay to see
@charlesdarwin62244 жыл бұрын
U still alive?
@walterwhite84773 жыл бұрын
@@charlesdarwin6224 u still alive?
@charlesdarwin62243 жыл бұрын
@@walterwhite8477 apparently so
@thevalue.3 ай бұрын
@@walterwhite8477are u still alive?
@TheZProtocol8 жыл бұрын
3:15 - So Essex is like the British version of Detroit?
@TheZProtocol8 жыл бұрын
+tom_goat69 Vajazzles?
@bumblebee78388 жыл бұрын
+TheZProtocol Nope, Kenya is a like the British version of Detroit.
@beng71398 жыл бұрын
Essex is probably one of the better places to live in britain.
@MMR_LM8 жыл бұрын
+Ben Spartans Because it makes you look smarter than the crowd?
@winchuni228 жыл бұрын
+TheZProtocol No it isn't.
@E39Passion9 жыл бұрын
I nearly died by laughing when I saw captain slow punching his opponent with a pan out of his driver's window during a race. xDDD
@EpicThe1129 жыл бұрын
4TaktRollerNeinDanke Same and Captain Slow (James May) didn't strip his motorhome out since he used it's stove to cook a meal for himself which is from 2:50 to 2:55. I would say Hammond should be used the stove and bed on his motor home then strip it apart
@Inthatgoodway9 жыл бұрын
I didn't read the comments but yes same died laughing
@RobertBardos9 жыл бұрын
heck yeah right?
@Shadowkey3929 жыл бұрын
+4TaktRollerNeinDanke ROFLMAO me too!
@finnegan64647 жыл бұрын
4TaktRollerNeinDanke They shoud of did this with taxis and name it Crazy Taxi (crappy game refrence that no one will get)
@digitalorganism698 жыл бұрын
All fine, but I think of one way of improving this - the motohomes should each tow a caravan. This not only increases the spectacle, but also gets rid of motorhomes AND caravans at the same time.
@CiberS3608 жыл бұрын
+digitalorganism69 - LOL!
@That1towncar7 жыл бұрын
o_o yes
@davidmarshall10326 жыл бұрын
They've killed a fair few caravans in their time don't worry about that ;)
@trainzguy24724 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't have enough horsepower left for an entertaining race then. 15 laps would take days!
@grahambosel47244 жыл бұрын
Towing a van has been done by the Top Gear crew going Hammond and tongs. The mayhem has to be seen to be believed! You'll piss yourself laughing over the driving! Note, this has become a speedway "sport!"
@ItsTheKerminator9 жыл бұрын
Dawn descended on Essex "sounds of Detroit" Dusk ascended on Essex "still sounds of Detroit"
@averagecoloniser45867 жыл бұрын
Midday descended on Essex "The Kerminator attacks!"
@mh53j6 жыл бұрын
Love how the flagman has to jump out of his perch at the end to keep from getting creamed. Honestly, who wouldn't want to given this a try?
@hastingsdirect73006 жыл бұрын
Douglas Burch looks bloody fun
@pxn7484 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine anything more fun with my clothes on!
@crashfan99972 жыл бұрын
That small Toyota van getting sandwiched only to end up winning was gold 😂 Great race, this was the best show.
@andregon43668 жыл бұрын
I don't care who's the winner, whoever can make a pie in their car will have my unconditional support (even if that someone is James May).
@INDIANXXDUD39 жыл бұрын
And in the Transit we got... Desperate. LOL😂😂
@lewishamilton.f1.444 жыл бұрын
He really is desperate desperately slow
@therealTOTOfan9 жыл бұрын
"Thats a pie!" lmao
@gregorycampbell30047 жыл бұрын
therealTOTOfan iii
@LavenderJJ_secret6 жыл бұрын
therealTOTOfan thats a pie?
@magpiemorris40544 жыл бұрын
700th like :)
@CuriousDiscourse3 жыл бұрын
@@magpiemorris4054 cringe
@reckz4208 жыл бұрын
"15 laps and no body contacts" .... BAAAM!
@chrisevans65486 жыл бұрын
"Mind you, we had invited Touring Car drivers."
@lyh06196 жыл бұрын
7:09
@mistie7106 жыл бұрын
It's a short circuit. Arena Essex has even had kids racing in pedal cars and they still had contact!
@andrewgreeb9163 жыл бұрын
No body contacts, turns into full demo derby
@luvr3814 жыл бұрын
The flagman diving to safety might be the funniest thing I've ever seen.
@aarontull190710 жыл бұрын
I like to watch top gear better than professional racing because, they race things that you can own or already have in your driveway.
@calvinnickel99954 жыл бұрын
Yes. I’ve got a Ford motorhome in my driveway. With a 460 V8 that lots of muscle cars and luxury cars used to have.
@soundseeker638 жыл бұрын
James: "Gravy juice, pan, warm. Peas, carrots, add" I wonder if he does that all the time? lol .......... Keys, door, open. Ignition, key, insert. Engine, start, clutch, depress.....etc. No wonder he does everything so slowly!!! :-D
@GenericUsername-qp1ww6 жыл бұрын
its James May, I think we both know the answer to that :-)
@alexquantum96235 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that's his Gordon Ramsay impression.
@RomanBeloHorizonte4 жыл бұрын
The early days of Foodtribe episodes
@rubenjapp76264 жыл бұрын
Hotel: Trivago
@ReroutedYearAD4 жыл бұрын
"Counter. Flip-up. Stove. Pan. Cook."
@TylerMWeather91027 жыл бұрын
Everyone else gets ready for the race, James makes a pie😂
@MyLordZeus3 жыл бұрын
Finally everything was ready "Thats a Pie"
@jacksonk53263 жыл бұрын
For those who were wondering, the song starting at 0:36 is called "Pump Action" by Matt Backer. Currently there is only 1 video of this song on KZbin and took me years to find.
@dumbcat10 жыл бұрын
Of all the vehicles I have ever owned a little 19ft RV was the one I valued the most. It could do anything and all your stuff was with you everywhere you went. You could even take a shower, go to the bathroom, shave, have dinner, take a nap, tow a boat or a trailer full of building supplies, hang out inside with your friends. Anything. It was great.
@Noah-yw5nx4 жыл бұрын
You still have it?😀
@jansen76408 жыл бұрын
this is better than the newest episodes
@flankana8 жыл бұрын
definitely I used to watch every episode but I bearly managed a quarter of a new one
@jansen76408 жыл бұрын
Lol
@HDTransport8 жыл бұрын
Same
@lrr13810 жыл бұрын
I was actually expecting James to win at first
@VanlifewithAlan9 жыл бұрын
Logically only the Toyota could win because it is more manoueverable - although all the vehicles are old.
@averagecoloniser45867 жыл бұрын
Because his pie gave him a boost
@cyanpenguin-games77966 жыл бұрын
He wasn't given the nickname caption slow for nothing.
@agent42775 жыл бұрын
he's desperate
@wojciechmuras5534 жыл бұрын
I believed that until he got lost... Even then I hoped he had just taken a shortcut, but nope.
@edwardlack96658 жыл бұрын
That marshal must have been bricking it at the end! Feel sorry for him
@TheHutchy015 жыл бұрын
He deserves at least the George Cross for that
@wrongtrack60955 жыл бұрын
@@TheHutchy01 Yes but probably only receive a headstone if this racing continues.
@ylwpyro95499 жыл бұрын
Only two words can describe this- bloody hell.
@saltbjorn9 жыл бұрын
+YLW Pyro ronald weasley over here
@saltbjorn8 жыл бұрын
michael raymond not sure that's two words...
@masonsykes22408 жыл бұрын
Or four words---WHAT A LOVELY DAY!
@saltbjorn8 жыл бұрын
or just one: madness
@classiccars25478 жыл бұрын
+Thomas The Racer witness me
@CEO100able7 жыл бұрын
Awesome race! I was expecting one of the American motorhomes to win, however.
@lukasnovikas28383 жыл бұрын
Japanese Toyota won
@jemiebridges31973 жыл бұрын
American motor homes go for torque to pull trailers.
@nitroxylictv3 жыл бұрын
At least Hammond's got 3rd, but I was not expecting much considering its a Ford Midas. It only has a V8 it doesn't have the Ford Triton V10.
@黑煙卡車2 жыл бұрын
the chevy got second
@corvetcoyote4432 жыл бұрын
The Chevy class A got second,only because the Toyota was light and more manouverable.
@thomasmount3530Ай бұрын
3:20 'and night fell over Essex' background AK fire. I'm dead! :D:D:D
@AndrewGG79 жыл бұрын
James may 'bloody pikies' gotta love his remarks lol
@nikerailfanningttm9046 Жыл бұрын
6:27 James fighting his fellow racers with a frying pan always gets me every time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@christopherselleck52569 жыл бұрын
"Hold onto your safety Harnesses kids where off camping.!"
@michaelraymond33649 жыл бұрын
lol
@michael66928 жыл бұрын
+christopher selleck a that was brainless
@samuelkim18274 жыл бұрын
others: *striping down almost everything for weight reduction* james may: *literally cooking* lol
@mescko2 жыл бұрын
I understand completely. Nothing's worthwhile without good grub to go with it.
@stevenbrown52102 жыл бұрын
this video changed my life forever
@creamatedbiscuit47569 жыл бұрын
2:50 one of the funniest moments in topgear
@ooofest10 жыл бұрын
Something about the understated humor amidst cut-scenes of overt pandemonium got to me during that race, I simply couldn't stop laughing the whole way. Smashing stuff.
@blueonblack8310 жыл бұрын
They do three or so more races with the touring car stars. They are all fantastic; I can't stop laughing.
@Juno_-2 жыл бұрын
7:09 Has to be the most chaotic end to a Top Gear race lmao
@danield90218 жыл бұрын
When he had the front wheel off the ground all i could think was "when you want to go camping but low riders are life."
@TheMetalButcher10 жыл бұрын
4:01 that tire lol
@adaumisasmr66207 жыл бұрын
2:50 James is channeling his inner Gordon Ramsay
@Will-mq3nn6 жыл бұрын
Adaumis Gaming ha ha
@xXx_Oshino_xXx5 жыл бұрын
He managed to beat him actually. Just that he was drunk while cooking.
@ALittleBitOfGay4 жыл бұрын
Gordon channels his inner James. Drunk James even.
so according to this James' real name is Desperate
@privatezeron9 жыл бұрын
I like how they had to remind us that they had Touring Car drivers driving those motorhomes haha. They all couldn't handle it.
@jasonforster65228 жыл бұрын
I lost a bit of structural stability. the freaking rv s walls are coming in!!!
@WhatisASMR8 жыл бұрын
Haha love that British understatement ;)
@MrSupercar553 жыл бұрын
At least the Chevy wasn’t Breaking Bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@galil_68636 жыл бұрын
3:00 This part killed me 😂😂😂
@the_forgotten_shuttle3 жыл бұрын
This is some weird Ben 10 episode.
@amyshaw8933 жыл бұрын
I love this so much, and if it became an actual thing, I'd definitely watch it. Especially if the trio did the commentary
@Computecher15 жыл бұрын
This has to be my favourite Top Gear sketch of all time! I nearly wet myself over the continuous crashes - Hammond is certainly right in saying the "no contact rule" needs a tweak! Arena Essex is also quite near to where I live to, which is a bonus! Thanks very much for uploading this! :D
@UnregisteredSkeptic Жыл бұрын
Been 13 years, you still around?
@masonsykes22408 жыл бұрын
Oh what a day, WHAT A LOVELY DAY!
@mattfromwiisports72235 жыл бұрын
"Peas, carrots, add" "That's a pie"
@jimb1733 жыл бұрын
Watched this several times now. Every time I have tears of laughter. Just great, thanks
@jeromeglick2 жыл бұрын
This has got to be the best-looking 360p video I've ever watched. I thought it was 720p until I checked the quality setting!
@paulschauer62735 жыл бұрын
“No body contact”. SMASH!
@gedungisphoopnuchle91213 жыл бұрын
The automatic gun fire at night was spot on!!!
@kylesoler413910 жыл бұрын
I would like to try this motorsport.
@EthanDarke5 жыл бұрын
I'm an RV technician/repairman by profession, this was Very cathartic for me!
@VWNate1 Жыл бұрын
I love this and also school bus, motor home and boat & trailer demolition racing..... -Nate
@johnnyhirt89039 жыл бұрын
I thought they'd roll on the first corner lol
@masonsykes22408 жыл бұрын
Same here!
@thecashier22 жыл бұрын
I've watched Top Gear for years, all their clips on KZbin and I have never noticed that when Hammond is reading the "rules" of motorhome racing it was just a blank envelope lol
@sarahlilly56505 жыл бұрын
“That shelving unit was my downfall” ~ James the Great 😩
@Tertia_Optio4 ай бұрын
This show never gets old.
@johnnyboy39496 жыл бұрын
This is just brilliant. James’ pie and that frying pan. Oh how I miss this
@arthurmaxson28637 жыл бұрын
and on the transit we've got desperate... lol
@eukigonzales96834 жыл бұрын
5:22 "but with some aerodynamic tweaks the toyota founds some speed"
@ek66484 жыл бұрын
At 1:30 you can see 2 motorhomes still coming but shown only James "Desperate" May is coming. And its the wrong one aswell. Love their editing skills :D
@tryhardfighter1833 Жыл бұрын
Everyone else: defenestrating their cars James: and that's a pie
@AgentJay7311 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I'd been searching for an hour trying to find what that song was called until I found your comment!
@Unidentified1100011 жыл бұрын
"And in the Transit we have... desprate" Made me lol so hard xd
@MacBookUser1011 жыл бұрын
When I watched this episode I got a stomach ache from laughing so much! So many great and hilarious moments in that episode!
@senalooo2 жыл бұрын
Jesse we need to dive
@luisgonzalezEcotec4 жыл бұрын
I love Top Gear humor it literally kills depression and anything else that's wrong with you😂
@mcctravel4 жыл бұрын
Watching every episode (again) in this global virus meltdown. This humor beats reality every time 👍
@TheRealRusDaddy2 жыл бұрын
I love the realistic night/morning hours ambiance of Esse
@sebspokestop5 жыл бұрын
Love James’ Gordon Ramsay impression
@sneakyoregano55965 жыл бұрын
What your supposed to do is buy a motor home, drive to the track, sleep in it, race it, drive it to the scrap yard, buy a new one and do it all again.
@anthonycbudd7 жыл бұрын
3:40 This was filmed on April 13, 2007 then..
@forresthoffman4894 жыл бұрын
this is one of those videos that never get old
@HerecomestheCalavera5 жыл бұрын
The rules are you must strip everything from the motorhome but also that you must be able to drive it home. Wouldn't it be more fun if you could leave everything inside so you could race it and then still be able to use it as a motorhome?
@hoobles19910 жыл бұрын
gotta love captain slow
@hpiguysgarage116610 жыл бұрын
6:40 Just a scratch. Still in mint condition. LOL. YOLO.
@theskicker88569 ай бұрын
I like how Richard has the “‘Tis but a scratch” mentality as his camper is getting utterly destroyed lol.
@painkillerjones62323 жыл бұрын
Best race I've seen in a long time.
@paulsccna29643 жыл бұрын
OMG. 7:03 is amazing! I have not laughed that hard in years...
@masonsykes22408 жыл бұрын
I love this kind of video from you guys, it's the automotive equivalent of the Roman gladiator games: I love to watch the car-nage. Terribly sorry for the pun, but it's true. This is the safest version of Mad Max, and the most practical for real-life action!
@markodeser123011 жыл бұрын
epic ending,lots of fun, more interesting then formula one-BUT DOESENT ANYONE FEEL MERCY FOR THESE WONDERFUL MOTORHOMES ?
@aestheticcruise88076 жыл бұрын
Still cheaper than an RV!! I would love a motorhome.... if I was on the road all the time :3
@scratchdog2216 Жыл бұрын
Lived in an '80 Ford Midas 24' class C for a while. This stuff cracks me up. Love it.
@unreliablecreature2 жыл бұрын
*pan noises intensify* "luckily my structure was still holding" "no it wasnt.
@timvandenschoor96319 жыл бұрын
1:20 thats not tom chilton , that is whalter white !!
@THE_CARBON Жыл бұрын
Jesse we need to race
@RightArmProductions11 жыл бұрын
I needed a show like this when I was growing up. Oh, and I'm pretty sure that Walter White would NOT approve, though Jesse Pinkman probably would.
@mohamedisse869510 жыл бұрын
Top gear started in the 80's.
@RightArmProductions10 жыл бұрын
First, I was a kid in the '70s. Second, if this was on in SoCal, I'd have known about it.
@HeeroYuy91110 жыл бұрын
Right Arm Productions Um original top gear started in 77 to 01 and there was at least 30 different host's during that time Clarkson and May included. Then 02 had a new format witch would be the one you know off no doubt.
@bowlingballout10 жыл бұрын
HeeroYuy911 Squidgirl is cool, nice icon, but just because this show existed, does NOT mean it was on in the LA market [the place that I have always lived]. Sorry, if it had been, my family would have known about it. Same goes for Doctor Who... that wasn't on any SoCal channels either.
@HeeroYuy91110 жыл бұрын
bowlingballout Ah US Market Did not think of that, The original Format was not as good so you did not miss anything.
@ThunderTrain29307 жыл бұрын
Tom Chilton looks like Keisuke Takahashi
@AnthroGearhead6 жыл бұрын
S H I N Y driving in a house
@LogicalError0073 жыл бұрын
1:20 Memories of Ben 10 slapped me so hard that I can wake up whole night to prepare for tomorrow's exam.
@jasonfuller94402 жыл бұрын
4:01 The flex on the front tire is crazy.
@Interceptor81010 жыл бұрын
Tom Chilton racing a mobile methlab?
@matthew_natividad4 жыл бұрын
Say his name
@davemenzimer57213 жыл бұрын
Not mine.
@Vladpryde8 жыл бұрын
LMAO at the frying pan!
@spacebar73648 жыл бұрын
Vladpryde LMAO
@soulassassin0g4 жыл бұрын
3:23 sounds like the ambient noises in GTA V
@razorr_o Жыл бұрын
No, ambient noises in GTA V sound like Top Gear
@thomasX4703 жыл бұрын
Great race, I'm a fan now.
@patrickwhitehead99316 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS !
@sol1996sg8 жыл бұрын
I don't get it, at 4:32 the Toyota has lost its roof thing, but later on it gets it back?!
@sapulok8 жыл бұрын
it lost its roof thingy at 5:24. watch it again.
@sol1996sg8 жыл бұрын
Shawkat Ahmed it also doesn't have it at 4:32 and for about 5 seconds prior as well. have a look
@arminhashtroodi84325 жыл бұрын
It's a glitch 😂
@mattwolf76984 жыл бұрын
They probably accudentally edited in some earlier footage. Or maybe they purposely did it and forgot about the roof.
@calvinnickel99954 жыл бұрын
Continuity is overrated.
@smitias_84748 жыл бұрын
6:03 - three wheel motion without sip of the potion