Police Car Challenge (Part 1) | Top Gear

[@quindanning]

"The Police: Call 999 for details" cracks me up every time.

[@ROBLOXGamingDavid]

They might end up calling the rock band by chance.

[@FedSignal]

@@ROBLOXGamingDavid You need a message in a bottle to get ahold of em

[@ellieflaggirl934]

@@FedSignal😂 a message in a bottle LMAO

[@lyonvensa]

I like how they laugh at James' time, yet in the end he turns out to be the fastest because his car is the only one that functions normally that's also not driven by Jeremy Clarkson.

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aniZlmeKlq-roas Almost like this ⬆️

[@kaydensrailway5594]

What else do you expect from a Lexus 🤣

[@fr8ener96]

James May dosen't deserve the hate he gets.

[@bayskinos34]

@@fr8ener96 Nobody hates him

[@doctorsuave]

@@bayskinos34 yeah I’m pretty sure he’s one of those few universally liked people, a la Paul Rudd and Tom Hanks.

[@taebby78]

"they stop for an ice cream and then they're knicked" 🤣🤣

[@sakeriyasaleh4820]

Brilliant

[@liberty_niko4086]

Amanda M ❤️

[@crispincurtis8585]

Right 😂😂

[@SKoo-cj6ii]

3 replies but 1K likes insane.

[@robloxbear8111]

Yep

[@dnakatomiuk]

"it was unmistakably a doormat with some nails in it" best line ever

[@jack_2000]

It's been six years, I finally slowed it down, and watched Hammond smash through the boxes in slow motion.

[@Jasper_J]

It wasn’t bad actually was it?

[@trafionathebigenderfriend1127]

@@Jasper_J Yeah, I would even say that it looked good

[@swayIo]

What makes it even better is Jeremy's ''Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh''

[@kiranbabu3426]

"Hope you like prison food, crim" James May is literally the most quotable of the three.

[@Jayqo]

‘ they stop for an ice cream and then their knicked’

[@noahsutcliffe1466]

Catching crims and locking them up... in your community

[@fupert]

"Are stupid or are you just special" is my favorite

[@alexlovelady8249]

“Cock”

[@varolussalsanclar1163]

Tire squeal from the 1970s

[@christopher32074]

I really love James’ slogans on his emergency vehicles. 🚔 Catching crims and locking them up in your community. 🚑 Picking up ill people and taking them to hospital in your community. 🚒 Tracking small fires in your community.

[@NeurodivergentSuperiority]

Not in the country Not in the sub-continent Not in the continent Not in the planet Not in the solar system Not in the galaxy Not in the universe Not in the multiverse Not in the omniverse But in your community :3

[@AstonL3]

When was the fire one

[@christopher32074]

@@AstonL3 It’s in the Grand Tour Episode called Unscripted. James converted a Lada Riva car into a fire engine and drove around town. His goal is to look for a real fire catastrophe since there’s no script for this episode. He was unable to find one so he took some trash and set it on fire in a barrel and then went away and drove back to extinguish it. Later on, he extinguished a local’s barbecue. And then when making a bushfire, Jeremy and Richard explained to him that it’s already obvious that James will put it out immediately because his fire engine is right behind him and so they drove further away, made their own bushfire and told James to come in and extinguish it. When he did so, he drove so slowly that the fire started to burn out of control. He tried to use up all his water and his fire extinguishers but none of them worked. And while putting it out by just hitting it with a wet floor sign, a fire fighting airplane approached and dropped a huge amount of sand putting out the fire and damaging the car in its way.

[@deborahwood7089]

Good slogans! I'm sure it was supposed to mean "Catching crims in your community and locking them up" or Catching crims and locking them up for your community" but this is Top Gear, so of course it's gonna be jokey.

[@jokrcon]

When Top Gear was interesting, funny and rewatchable.

[@ronaldmcdonalds925]

Right

[@1_bynx]

They made a new show it's called the grand tour

[@wikz8480]

@@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506 Yeah everyone knows

[@jprtm7h]

How i mis these days

[@jabo0210]

Exactly. New Grand Tour and newest Top Gear episodes are just embarrassing.

[@jsully8076]

As an American, I love how much fun they poke at us. Jeremy announcing Hammond's car is direct from San Francisco almost killed me.

[@MakeItWithCalvin]

I used to live in SF, they were not wrong 😂.

[@jsully8076]

@@MakeItWithCalvin I've been there, and no my friend, they were not wrong! Peace to you!

[@jonbob4798]

These guys have the best jobs in the world.

[@arietanti6031]

I agree

[@ev0playz423]

*had*

[@declanmarshall3100]

@@ev0playz423 still do

[@dmkappa62]

But you have to say it like Jeremy..in the world

[@WillyWarby]

Lexus IS gt3 rs

[@LKCars]

Love how Hammonds so called 'Stinger' breaks off and then in another shot it's back on and then it's off again. He should have won for that.

[@andreweilers4720]

He used the force to put the stinger back on the car.

[@1bestrafung]

They had to reuse earlier shots because he finished upside down.

[@averagecoloniser4586]

bestrafung whot

[@Maverick9k]

@@averagecoloniser4586 its a joke that references the supermarket race

[@arminhashtroodi8432]

Absolutely!!

[@VinnieArtzAlot]

What happens if you just pull up onto the pavement and there are women and children are walking there? they'll have their legs cut off, obviously

[@macman975]

Yes, that is EXACTLY what i have just heard. Well done.

[@tribbly09]

Cut off*

[@semii2744]

Sketchy Sketches 400th liker.

[@joreyasmus7676]

😂

[@i6oub-49]

Sketchy Sketches I just heard that in the vid

[@jonasmagnus3481]

"I'll easily be able to conquer four hoodies in a stole Datsun" -Jeremy Clarkson

[@AnthroGearhead]

I guess Nissan are easy steal in the UK compare to Honda ?

[@angel.c6350]

6:32 *BANG* "I'm not in 4WD Anymore !"

[@mudgatebronn4438]

"call 999 for details"

[@elvisfrancis30]

If that doesn't work, try 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

[@mgafMUAT]

I remember that at this point that it originally played Take my breath away

[@namesomething1dk]

Malaysia emergency centre: Yes, may I help you

[@WallaGamers]

Elvis Francis I’ve had a bit of a tumble

[@jestemgei3152]

That's polish emergency number

[@stotty0191]

'It was unmistakably a doormat with some nails in it, so we moved on'... I can't cope

[@jtrbugtv1892]

I miss old top gear.

[@DoctorLandRover]

JT Rayborn USA

[@asadrazakamal3476]

Yes I also miss the old top gear

[@hansdietrich83]

@@DoctorLandRover What?

[@Rideeon]

@@hansdietrich83 Think he meant The Grand Tour. new show with these guys going on to season 3 soon.

[@JGKarting]

Yes

[@pureziproductions]

I love how there is a level of how accurate their cars are, James May: Accurate Jeremy Clarkson: kind of accurate Richard Hammond: OH GOD

[@alistairwalker2850]

Jeremy’s car is meant to look like an Italian police car, which it does

[@paulmoore394]

@@alistairwalker2850 Only that it's painted the colour of his Alfa 75.

[@rust5846]

@@paulmoore394 fun fact it’s the paint off of a Skoda fabia :3

[@caflee7801]

@@rust5846 :3

[@lyonvensa]

The funniest part is, through a little convenience, Hammond's car was the one who won in the end lol

[@JimmyFoxhound]

I don’t know why but @ 3:25 I love the way Jeremy does the count down ‘elegantly’ with the rude hand gesture 🤣🤣 makes me laugh every time

[@ct12gaminghisaa15]

It was unmistakably a door mat with some nails in it, so we moved on.

[@adrian5b]

Britishiest humour ever

[@gemth9853]

I read this comment as that line played. Amazing.

[@Pepeluisvai]

El

[@hrsh042]

This had me cracked

[@treehousekohtao]

You noticed!?!

[@gaydes1012]

when you get 0.5 star wanted level in gta XD

[@danwat1234]

That's not much, just let you off with a warning at 0.5 star wanted level.

[@stayfrosty6290]

More like when you see a fake cop trying to play off as a real one in DOJ.

[@jameskelly2154]

timeroller more like 0.05

[@kaiserwilhelmiiemperorofge2801]

5.0*

[@johncastle7884]

Ivan Chen paw patrol

[@BlueRockEye]

”Tire squeal from the 1970’s!” ”Left” ”I hope you like prison food, crims!”

[@APersonOnYouTubeX]

Looking good

[@stachuwalczyk6051]

@@APersonOnKZbinX General Kenobi! You are a bold one!

[@FreshPineapple1]

Cock

[@theartoftimelapsemore424]

​@@APersonOnKZbinXCock. (SCREEEEEEEEEE)

[@edasdima2615]

Cock​@@APersonOnKZbinX

[@jordiejonny]

Jeremy - "Only one person can win this" *Cuts to the Stig*

[@invincible.456]

5:32 "You can hear a lot of noise but not a lot of movement. It's very much like Jeremy."

[@AnthroGearhead]

Fernando Alonso as well, he do be like that

[@puuoyevigannogreven8781]

@@AnthroGearhead really? whose fan are you seb, schumi?

[@jacksonmarshall1508]

"In jail no one can hear you scream."

[@cranberryegg1236]

Scary

[@cranberryegg1236]

Scary

[@cranberryegg1236]

Wrong.

[@cranberryegg1236]

Are paint guns.

[@RitsuTainakaFin]

@G5 Jet So you drive in front of

[@kevanromero]

6:46 Hammond breaks the "stinger." Later there's a box on it. 7:11 the tire is back on.

[@sumairb9978]

7:23 reverted to box

[@tranz2deep]

You realize, of course, that footage was badly arranged like that on purpose.

[@crimzon6880]

tranz2deep no look at 7:23

[@luzerino1124]

Probably a silly editing error

[@sean2zgordon]

I didn’t notice until I came in the comments, but I noticed Jeremy wore 2 different watches in the scene

[@omicron942]

7:50 lol that is just not a sound that any car should make

[@Hampurilias]

7:58 and that's just not a sound a Hammond should make.

[@Kleavers]

Sounds like its coughing blood or something :D

[@Lukas19360]

Just the sound that happens when you try and or fail a push start

[@natehollingsworth1927]

he was trying to push-start it

[@JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan]

6:35 *Loud thud from Hammond's Jeep* Nor is that.

[@gedhoughton9523]

5:24 That cut in for the driver shot gets me every time! 🤣

[@kokodjamba6657]

I tried to think of it as of something 70-s Italian... But it was obviously British 🤴

[@Thb202]

This is one of those top gear classics where I can’t go 10 seconds without laughing. Love it

[@drewgehringer7813]

that's less soft focus and more 'life with cataracts'

[@Isaackariuki775]

Drew G haha

[@secretagent5954]

“the police? da do do do, da da da da” LMAOOO

[@MicroageHD]

Excellent taste in music :D

[@jonnnyren6245]

3:33 "I've pulled away." 🤣🤣🤣

[@mr_alxha]

0:18 Has to be one of my favorite lines in the history of Top Gear, alongside other things.

[@Psiberzerker]

James May had the fastest time. Let that sink in, he was ahead by 5 seconds, which is more than they gave you for a wet lap.

[@fr4n88]

I like how none of them are aiming for speed and are purely scoped in on flamboyance

[@bassclef2112]

0:55 Imagine being a kid hearing that and you thought it was an ice cream truck and when you following the noise it was actually James Mays police car 😂

[@gingerfool]

2:01 "It was unmistakably a doormat with some nails in it" for some reason I found that hilarious

[@2017acc]

because it is lol

[@Marco-hz4xu]

@@2017acc kkmk

[@lilyrose8062]

... so we moved on

[@filipwassen7947]

Anyone noticed the “Press ESC to exit full screen” sign in the top of the thumbnail?

[@Doshee33]

Lazy BBC peoples

[@saba7733]

Lmfao

[@euro6969]

I also saw it

[@AnymMusic]

Lmao

[@emilbertilsson1026]

Biltemakörv är fina grejer 😍

[@Annabelle66633]

1:00 James’s siren 😂🤣

[@assemblyrequired7342]

I love how they have to compensate for laws that prohibit you from equipping your car with sirens, with ridiculous (and hilarious) results!

[@weijizhu3729]

its ok on closed roads

[@dbclass4075]

​@@weijizhu3729It may be expensive. They have to be budget police cars after all.

[@DropkickNation]

"I hear a lot of noise, but not a lot of movement. Its really like Jeremy." - Hammond is king!

[@Marco-pd1hj]

Logan Paul didn't see a lot of movement as well

[@robloxbear8111]

@Oliver Hodges nope, God is Jesus i think

[@oldfridge5059]

Roblox Bear but i thought jesus is king?

[@geeooo]

Shreyas N same 😂

[@RadioBanglaAdelaide]

I read this while Hammond said that. Coincidence

[@jacktrayes5157]

The pet cop boys line gets me every time 😂

[@jvt3057]

1:05 "No, they'll stop for an ice cream" 😂😂

[@14oliverhedgehog74]

"And then they're nicked" 😂

[@山内淳カイル-i5d]

I first watched this when I haven't got any knowledge about the UK but rewatching it again I can't stop laughing at the subtle diss at 3:26.

[@jackkurosaki2994]

6:35 "i'm not in 4 wheel drive anymore"

[@lestatlunar]

6:34

[@WarCrimeGaming]

That describes perfectly what happens with everything mechanical that Richard Hammond uses: It gets broken

[@amrelsoo6830]

I don't know why am I reading the sticker on james car as Brazzers

[@visionist7]

Spearmint Rhino

[@MrRafa1919]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA Same here!

[@stu1701E]

@@visionist7 I think you mean Peppermint Rhinoceros.

[@Bronyfur05]

Same.

[@Ionusethisanymore6969]

@Alex rozzers if they typed Brazzers they would end the show

[@NotSoGoodGamer18]

3:24 the music fits James' personality

[@j03st3r]

​@@will123134Still trying to figure out

[@STAG162]

I love their sirens. I wanna see the second part of that segment because it's one of the funniest pieces of Top Gear gold.

[@fabulousfries790]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHi3mYxnbJh7Y5o here ya go!

[@truckernation7886]

Jeremy pulls out the Vaseline and everyone gets nervous lol 4:27

[@SR-zp4je]

“What did I do it in?” “Two minutes, dear” 😂😂

[@TraustiGeir]

"Two minutes dead."

[@moe2184]

how many lightbars? hammond: *YES*

[@Kppilone]

My God, Dio watches top gear

[@D-Man_Jam]

4:19 look at the disappointment in his face. 😂

[@themf05]

"Oh good god the Carabinieri have arrived" im dead

[@JorgesUsername]

1:56 It was unmistakably a doormat with some nails in it. Haha

[@zerozero-726-]

6:48 the stinger falls off then when he is coming to the finishing line the stinger has magically returned

[@abdulhamidozturk]

Yeah I noticed that too and came here to check

[@toma6068]

0:06 "Feast upon my magnificence."

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Said Jimmy Savile as he removed his pants

[@ejs0006]

Jeremy's laugh at 7:26 kills me every time.

[@Thefirehawkman]

100 years from now, this will be shown in schools as footage of the Golden Age of Top Gear

[@adrianjtarrant]

Nobody: Jeremy: it was unmistakably a doormat with some nails in it; so we moved on!

[@axle8900]

The funny thing is when Richard does his lap around their course. His stinger deploy is, and is deployed for the shot of him, running through the boxes, but as he comes around the last corner, it is rewound around the tire and set up again

[@jaysmith1408]

Yeah, the editors weren’t the brightest chaps

[@kineticdeath]

then its missing again for the final roll over the finish line lol

[@KingRanchs]

0:23 my favorite part

[@johngoepel5263]

"High Quality" 480p

[@BurningDogFace]

+John Goepel That is correct, sir! High _Quality_, or HQ, is at least 480p, and High _Definition_, or HD, is at least 720p. Two different labels. :-)

[@psychotimorphinecroneuroto6149]

I know right? It's not like they don't have 4k in 2014.

[@DeployTheDRS]

@@psychotimorphinecroneuroto6149 Do you even have common sense. Do you know when this was filmed

[@OliverFlinn]

@@DeployTheDRS HD/FHD was possible back in 2014..

[@_-xce-_4950]

Psychotimorphinecroneuro toxin not atleast even *1080p*

[@samhanke2175]

*Every time one of them came around the last turn* The other two: “shall we step back a bit because who knows what he’s gonna do?”

[@vineetverma6645]

"Wonder if he has got traction control" "I dont think its necessary"

[@anaghmenon1504]

Her: I'm home alone Me: 3:07

[@mozzy207]

I've watched this so many times and it still makes me cry laughing, love it

[@TheAustinmetro]

7:16 Comeback of the stinger.

[@harveybower9899]

Yep.

[@arnoturjo3552]

that's what happens when you do 7 laps and edit them together to make it look like one

[@flyingrobotpig]

3:26 love how Jeremy sticks his fingers up at James

[@RedCard94]

"No, they'll stop for an ice cream. And THEN they're knicked." XD That's one way to draw out the crims from hiding.

[@nicollestallkamp3655]

"I'm losing drama off the start, but at least it means I c-" *CLUNK* "I'm not in four wheel drive anymore."

[@tomstaunton1804]

As a photographer, if someone tried to put vaseline on my lens, the actual police would be dragging me off of them

[@echosnipe123]

Sorry hard

[@echosnipe123]

@@user-ru1eq7tw4y probably put it over like an nd filter

[@SerTempleton]

@@user-ru1eq7tw4y no need to be mean mate

[@thesabre8458]

%% are you even mildly qualified in the realm of cameras?

[@dishboypodcasts]

Don't mess with this guy everyone

[@migraeneolufsk]

1:22 i thought that was Jeremy laughing

[@India.H]

7:16 Hammond's stinger regenerated!😂 High quality editing and planning of stunts 😂😂😂

[@zuttinetnetwork1778]

7:04 one of the best cuts in the entire series

[@rockinchimp]

They changed the music where Hammond first shows up in his car, no doubt because of KZbin and their outdated copyright laws...

[@rockinchimp]

***** The one on here or the original?

[@rockinchimp]

***** No idea, sounds like some random free music.

[@rockinchimp]

***** Yh some free music can be slight rip offs of other music but if they were going to put on a well known song they may as well of kept what was originally there. Has to be something copyright free.

[@galatasarayfan67]

Most videos of Top Gear uploaded by Top Gear on KZbin almost always have different music than the original.

[@rockinchimp]

***** Swear I have heard it on Dave with what was originally there.

[@Philip.Magnusson]

Hammonds Vitara lap is probably one of the funniest in topgear history! *DONK* -I'm not in four wheel drive anymore.. And the face he makes when the car is packing up!

[@acewitchhunter222]

May: all u do is chop people’s feet off Clarkson: all u do is repaint all other people's cars

[@alexandermckim5060]

And the gentle touch went first 3, 2....1 go. "I pulled away" 🤣🤣

[@gemergam1248]

1:11 Jeremy predicted a meme from 2022 back in 2002

[@Pjanoo1]

3:27 subtle fingers pointing at James from Jeremy

[@andrewsim7132]

Am I the only one who noticed? 1:26 Hammond stops his car with his blue police lights on and turns them off. 1:30 The lights are back on. 1:32 The lights are off again (close up) 1:34 The lights are on once again. Quite a lot weird editing for this episode eh.

[@gabb3r4lif33]

+Andrew Sim hes spikes loses he than they are back on and than they are gone again

[@echosnipe123]

Honesty just enjoy it

[@elvistwatty]

Did you notice he got his stinger back at the end of the lap

[@MrCaerbannog]

7:34 - Gee, it's almost like sticking a ridiculous number of flashing lights on such a small car might overload its electrical systems.

[@QTXAdsy]

The siren on James' car had me dying with laughter. 🤣🤣🤣

[@commandotuff]

I miss them cocking about like this. Also Jeremy: "The Police? Da du du du, da da da?" XD

[@briansergeant]

And Hammond’s The Police car has a STING-er! No wonder it’s got no Synchronicity.

[@darkcrusher-jt1dr]

7:11 car fixes it's self. Lots of points for that!

[@echosnipe123]

It's because they do multiple laps and they get the best party

[@echosnipe123]

Parts

[@katarinabrlic9147]

1:10 Jeremy's siren.

[@EdEddnEddyonline1]

What if it was the Rick Roll song?

[@benjaminbonelli9335]

Then you would get Rick rolled

[@thatanimalblundetto7010]

Maybe its because I'm an American but seeing James's car with "rozzers" on it absolutely sent me 😂

[@barontakedownthisguy7794]

This was the very first episode of Top Gear I saw and I learned to love this 3 lunatics.

[@mcmuck7403]

3:59 with no context

[@Mmushroomer]

7:17 the front tire thingy still on, but he lost it on his way, I might call that fake

[@JonathanLyons7]

lol, good catch. i'm guessing it has something to do with multiple takes.

[@raducsplayer]

call that shitty editing team

[@Mmushroomer]

that's probably a better way to call it

[@xarnii]

all top gear challenges are fake, get it lol.. it's only made for entertainment

[@JonathanLyons7]

Gäbu m Yeah, but it's still good entertainment.

[@kiosion]

The re-watchability of these challenges is amazing

[@LegoWormNoah101]

0:55 Dat siren LOL!!!

[@tranz2deep]

"...which he'd got off an ice-cream truck." Ohhh, the Boys.

[@sebastianbarthel2393]

💥BAAMMM💥..."I'm not in four wheel drive anymore". 🤣🤣🤣

[@Noah-M-P]

Notice the “ESC to exit fullscreen” at the top of the thumbnail lol

[@FactaVenator]

2:50 okay Mr Mare! Feast on this spindoctor's mix

[@NerdLifeChoice]

The golden era of car journalism if there ever was one 😂😂😂

[@runeodin7237]

To be fair, there isn't much journalism about this, but the show is absolutely great 😎

[@DSPrints_]

Amazing editing on this.. really well put together 😅 Jeremy’s flamboyant lap: 4:23 everyone is at start/finish line 5:16 May & Hammond suddenly standing at end of the run way commenting on his wheel balance during Jeremys flamboyant lap. (They ARE standing at end of runway during segment jeremy’s stig chase section as they are standing at end of runway as wheel falls off) 5:41 James and Richard appear magically at the start/finish line again. Richards flamboyant lap: 6:25 Richards stinger is on... But floppy 6:28 Richards stinger is on but better mounted 6:48 Richard runs over his own doormats.. I mean stinger! 7:16 doormats stinger back on! 7:24 stinger doormats are broken off again. Brilliant!

[@standup109]

I love at 7:13 his door mat magically reappears until they forgot it was gone and decided to cut it again in the next shot.

[@davidbaker5653]

6:43 the nail thingy is on the car even though it fell off before LOL

[@instak9011]

4:48 *OH DAMN N BLAST*