F**kface Rock Not Rock Draft

[@mrmikex777]

I love how Gavin is clearly confused as to what Andrew means by “value”, and instead of trying to explain it to him, Andrew just gets mad. This rules.

[@brettwalker8480]

No, it rocks

[@Foghore]

andrew has been rocked to his core

[@ExactFlamingo]

@Foghore you might not notice but what you said is actually quite a funny pun! just thought I'd let you know so it can make you laugh like me (You said ROCKed like the titular word rock in the rock not rock draft)

[@ROY4L-AC3]

Andrew: "It's a bit of a reach." Gavin: "IT'S CRACK!"

[@StormChaserJeremy]

"I pivoted to crack" might be my all time favorite Gavin quote

[@docdragoon8095]

It's like that one time he was playing Minecraft and said he wanted to try a little bit of drugs to make the game more exciting

[@AleksZablotski]

@@docdragoon8095I think I know what you're talking about lol. I think it was King Ray and they were doing the collect armor pieces challenge. I can't remember if it was meth or heroin but he said he was going to skip straight to (blank) drug lol

[@minartson]

@@docdragoon8095 I mean he consumes a drug all the time, it's called alcohol.

[@FineappleRyan]

I appreciate Eric insisting on explaining this as an entry point since I had no idea F*ckface did things like this and this video was, in fact, my entry point into the draft series lol

[@jacobmcarthur4747]

Ok Eric’s alt account 😒

[@FineappleRyan]

@@jacobmcarthur4747 lmao

[@bh7969]

@@jacobmcarthur4747 real

[@silverinium]

That's amazing

[@MattMcConaha]

It's only the second draft, so it's not like you missed a whole series. Also, you must not listen to the podcast very closely.

[@Exzeph]

Andrew is way off base. Crack rock is top grossing rock of all time.

[@NSA-admin]

Yeah people literally kill other people in order to pay for Crack rocks.

[@munchkox69]

so glad someone said it

[@FactoryDan]

And is it really a rock? That means that people who have done it are literally ingesting sediment, ha ha

[@TheSodaOnly]

This was a great joke. “Off base” as in free basing cocaine, as in warming up cocaine before you add baking soda to create crack rock.

[@mick16wtf]

Youre so right 😂

[@fakingitwithstyle]

I love that Andrew is treating this whole draft like there are lots of Rock drafts that happen, and there are clear objective "best" picks. As if this is some normal thing.

[@gotzmadskittlez3406]

Andrew is so opinionated on the dumbest things

[@LumpyWumpus]

Love the guy but he's a maniac haha

[@matthewharrington9723]

He's definitely Mel Kiper-ing this. But I'm here for it with Andrew.

[@Krayne95]

I mean...there is. The whole premise of this is to take picks that other people will think of when considering this prompt before they take it and the one who gets the most "good" things wins. It breaks the whole thing when they pick really obscure ones that nobody but the one picking them would think of so he was understandably baffled by that. Think of it like family feud instead of an actual draft. If this was a family feud prompt the board would probably be like: 1. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson- 50 pts (Objectively best answer) 2. "The Rock" movie- 25 pts 3. Rock music -15 pts 4. Alcatraz a.k.a. The Rock- 10 pts You get the idea. In a world where they treat this seriously this would be how the first round went *then* they get to the more obscure stuff. But they're f**kface so of course it went like this lol Edit: wrong game show

[@rayh966]

The fact that quite literally none of them understood this was really, really painful@@Krayne95

[@davidanalog]

Andrew losing his mind over Geoff and Gavin not drafting The Rock, while reluctantly picking him in the third round, is mind boggling.

[@SirNichosis]

Andrew taking this seriously and Gavin and Geoff just goin nuts was so perfect. The duality made this so good

[@Shaniq307]

Gavin screaming "IT'S CRACK!" is not at all how I thought this would go not even 10 minutes in.

[@MegaTrafficCone]

“It’s called rock on the streets” took me out

[@AssaultSoldier22]

I think Gavins's draft wins by far he had creativity with rock lobster and had the closest rock not rock with the crack pick. Andrews a maniac

[@mtbenthusiast7867]

Gavin definitely won this one no matter what Andrew says 😂

[@MQMads134]

Andrew approaches these drafts thinking too much. Its not about the best rock not rocks to us viewers. Its really about the funniest rock not rocks. The funnier the drafts the more fans will gravitate toward the winner. Gavin & Geoff were really out here making me cry laughing. Geoff wins in my heart for the pure chaotic energy he maliciously chose to bring to the recording.

[@TheSplavacado]

but without andrew having the view points he did, it would not have been nearly as funny imo

[@NonyaBiz79]

I vote Gavin. I liked his first pick

[@ctuero]

i am SO confused by the hate for rock candy????????? its literally a rock thats not a rock. how were they so mad? hahahaha

[@whilwheatonIII]

The others were just confused as to why that was his first pick, he explained it's because that's most likely his only pick that someone else would take

[@jay.sh0ck]

It would have also been my first round pic

[@MCenna]

It cracked me up to see Gavin's first pick..

[@rodmullen64]

Oh I get it, like how rocks do

[@rayth26]

Thanks Barbara

[@MCenna]

@@rayth26 =P learned from the best

[@EnterCoolNickname]

The thing Andrew means is cultural impact value. In saying that, I think Crack Rock is a fantastic first round pick. Crack had more of an impact than everything else on the board.

[@CaptBlackjack22]

The twist that Gavin wouldve picked rock candy first was insane. And that he just panic switched to crack instead.

[@CrypticKas]

Gavin's first pick was wild 😂

[@Dysphoric4life]

I think I've watched this 25 times and it's still just as funny listening to Gavin on this one.

[@MrOasis316]

Gavin and Geoff carried this episode hard.

[@cheesebouger255]

Carried it down into the basement to be chained up to the radiator and have cold cuts thrown that it maybe, but that's the type of chaos I come looking for 😂

[@CertifiedIndustryProfessional]

Andrew is so painfully stupid it’s hard to listen to sometimes.

[@ouroboros_1355]

I thought Gavin won because Crack was so funny… but the Rock candy revelation changes everything 🤣 Goeff wins 🤣

[@arvesda]

Nick's laugh track really elevates this to an 11.

[@deadlydestroya]

I'm so excited for these Drafts to become a regular occurrence every couple months or so.

[@evanmcmillin5825]

I'm from the south and unfortunately I feel like rock candy and crack rocks are all too common. 😅 They were good first choices

[@evanmcmillin5825]

I just got to Goeffs last pic. That was a Big turn 😂

[@surreal382]

Gonna be honest? Gavin won this one. Crack rock was a real strong pick and every other pick was super solid.

[@zaneplatt3533]

Gavin and Geoff made this episode ludicrously entertaining. Choosing 360 Rockingham ave was wild and the best thing to ever happen on Earth.

[@e_eyster]

So we are going to get Andrews entire 8 round board at some point right? Because that means he has a list of at least 40 rocks that arent rocks, which actually might be about the same size of his list of different things at this point.

[@calebashton1]

If Geoff's deep cuts were any deeper, he'd reach the core of the Earth.

[@GregSiekman]

Which isn't a rock!

[@denyeazadini]

SPOILERS for picks if you care lol: Halfway through the video I was sincerely hoping that noone would end up drafting Dwayne Johnson despite the unanimous agreement that he's an excellent pick, it'd have been the funniest thing.

[@camh_plays2241]

Rocky Balboa, rocking chairs, indoor rock climbing, and skipping rocks. Nailed it

[@fezzverbal]

Skipping rocks are rocks but great picks besides that

[@camh_plays2241]

@@fezzverbal nah I’m talking about the act of skipping rocks not the rocks themselves

[@riveryoutubechannelyay]

thats an all star board right there

[@fezzverbal]

@@camh_plays2241 But the act of skipping rocks is skipping rocks, not a regulation pick imo.

[@anayazg]

@@camh_plays2241 that would’ve been a 20min fight with this group 😂

[@Kalilee2014]

Honestly Crack Rock and Rock Candy were two of my first thoughts

[@johnnybad1986]

Andrew is a menace. A rock not rock draft is just perfectly normal to him and so he gets mad with Gavin……gold

[@TheSodaOnly]

I don’t care what anyone says, this was a beautifully crafted segment and there’s no way this isn’t stuck in a 4 way tie purely off the fact that they are able to take this so serious, yet make fun of it so quickly. This was amazing. 10/10

[@tempcount93]

This rocks

[@kryptico2240]

Crack Rock is literally the greatest of rocks that aren’t rocks. It is the rock of happiness and debilitating addiction.

[@jbb4105]

this draft rolls

[@3212009a]

My ranking would be: Nick, Gavin, Eric, Geoff, Andrew.

[@MrOasis316]

Agreed Andrew was way to boring with his picks. If they all played this game like him this would have been the most boring episode ever.

[@HeyIsThatChase]

Geoffs sttes at 14:30 followed by erics in one word reply “woah” is gold 😂😂 it reminds me of gavin a few months ago

[@TomboTime]

this is the only podcast i have ever listened to and enjoyed that didn't have a boring episode.

[@KadeWolfe]

I think the sneakiest animal one was a miss but considering it’s just people recording their conversations this podcast is dinger after dinger

[@DTMRM8]

The Millie story is absolutely hilarious and awful at the same time

[@robplaysgames75]

I come for the great content, and stay for Nick and Eric's laughter.😆

[@brennangallagher287]

I've listened to a lot of bad rock and roll music . I've never met someone who tried Gavins first choice and wasn't hooked.

[@Call555JackChop]

Andrew criticized everyone’s first pick but he definitely had the lamest pick

[@MrCeegeezy]

26:33 Gavin dropping an uncensored F bomb like a champ.

[@IamHabile]

Suprised Rocky Horror Picture Show wasn’t drafted hoping it gets a two way contract and gets to show what the franchises missed during this draft

[@AnarchoLoserist]

this is by far the funniest thing theyve put out, absolute incredible

[@Krayne95]

The fact it took them almost thirty minutes to get Dwayne The Rock Johnson on there is insane. Literally the first thing that comes to mind, every single person's "Well obviously that's the winner" choice and nobody picked him til round 3.

[@jacobmotts5752]

Absolutely stellar episode. Loved it. Cant wait for more drafts. Andrew was definitely way off though. I think Gavin definitely has the best

[@ariahernandez4279]

Omg i was waiting for fraggle rock to be mentioned so thank you nick haha

[@brenteria94]

Gavin 100% won this team crack rock haha

[@stoner1822]

My personal faves are !. crack - lmao 2. Oj house - lmao 3. rock lobster - unique 4. rocky road - tasty lol id say rock candy was good but id take pop rocks!

[@jfd195]

12:03 Geoff you want to save deep cuts for later in the draft to bolster the overall strength of your team because taking rock candy in like the 3rd round might be better than what anyone else has.

[@jfd195]

Lol they made my point right after

[@thomasphillips885]

Andrew getting mad at the picks would make more sense if there was a pre-established pool they were choosing from.

[@PikaPWN91]

F**kface is a mock draft podcast

[@luigiongaming3959]

Why is Andrew being so pretentious I thought Geoff and Gavins first picks were great.

[@strongbadia7]

This has such strong "I'd like to have an argument, please" energy. I love it.

[@mrimmar]

This was incredible, my face hurts from laughing. Thank you very much.

[@lucash741]

Its a tough choice between Eric and Gavin for me. Sneakily getting stern in there is good. Plus the story of Millie watching 30 rock is good. However Eric did have music based theming which is great

[@blitzofchaosgaming6737]

Saying Chris Rock is music themed when no one said Rocky Horror Picture Show is a real stretch.

[@pieDesert]

Okay overall these drafts are incredible, more of these please

[@TheDisarminghinkle]

It's such a good kind of frustrating watching two people have a disagreement that's entirely born from poor communication. All Andrew had to explain to Gavin was the fact that you need to pick things you think other people are going to pick before they can pick them. But then, the episode wouldn't have been nearly as funny.

[@TaylorChildAkaWeapon]

I am so on board with Andrew's perspective on all this. School of rock all the way baby

[@geassmanleon]

Forgot how insane Andrew was making me this draft

[@funkyspells-ww5fl]

Geoff, I appreciate you sticking to your guns with rock candy. I don't have respect for America as an institution, but I have respect for you. The gods bless

[@marshallwest5217]

Andrew is getting mad because the others don’t share his made up value in rock not rocks and it’s hilarious

[@qouykuhn]

Andrew, Geoff, Gavin, Eric, and Nick thank you all for such great content! Y'all consistently have me cackling like Nick in the background. You can do no wrong with this dream team guys ❤

[@MrEroeg]

I have no idea what is meant by the best “value” or “board” or any of the rules. but Gavin had the best rock not rock picks for sure.

[@sebastianpedroza4481]

I'm just as baffled as Gavin. WHAT DOES ANDREW MEAN THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE VIDEO?!?!??!?

[@SebastianSyrinx]

how did NO one pick Rocky Balboa

[@rigamortvs]

More like, how did they pick a Rocky that wasn't Balboa??

[@finalfantasyruler]

Nice literally gave me my Friday night plans. I ate rocky road ice cream, drank rolling rock beer and watched The Rock, then several episodes of 30 Rock. Nick won to me, because I enjoyed that night.

[@sbenes89]

This is great lmao, I was dying when Gavin picked crack🤣

[@spencermexted9321]

Absolutely loved this but I'm astonished that Eric with a music theme didn't pick The Rolling Stones

[@ShrapnelHappens]

My final rankings: 5 - Geoff (Maniac, drafts like the Raiders) 4 - Nick (Solid, but unspectacular) 3 - Gavin (This was like drafting Tebow and then DT, wild ride) 2 - Andrew (Fell into his lap. Like the one team who doesn’t need a QB in the top 5) 1 - Eric (Excellent 1st pick, sneaky diversity, nailed it)

[@JayDaPeace]

PLEASE do a commentary/watch-along of that workout video. *PLEASE.*

[@coachBenSirensFP]

I have not laughed this hard at something in a long time. Andrew is amazing. "teeter totter"

[@casiotuf4092]

11:45 yeah i take it back. All first three were great.

[@longliverocknroll5]

As a Canadian, I’m 100% disappointed that Andrew didn’t pick J-Roc!

[@bzgraphicartist]

having just re watched 3rd rock I highly recommend another viewing. great show!

[@SaY-DiST]

Absolutely loved this episode

[@spike2118]

I'd say Gavin won with Geoff second. While the other three had well known rocks, I don't think they were as interesting.

[@the_elite_truth]

That wasnt the point, it was most known

[@spike2118]

@@the_elite_truth If they had said that I'd agree but they didn't.

[@zaneplatt3533]

I am with you Kev

[@taillesswolf]

Loved this! Can't wait for the reaction from their poll.

[@krablord]

I don't know if there's anything Canadian to loving School of Rock- but i distinctively remember it being the movie my school would put on when the buses got cancelled but people who got driven/walked to school came in but it was like a dozen kids total. I think i've watched that film more than any other in my whole life

[@uberculex]

I DO NOT understand how Andrew thinks there is an objective correct choice. I would think being creative should be more points than the obvious ones.

[@withonforafteratbyin]

1:45 Wait in line Austin! We gotta get the Sonics back first.

[@l3rapp115]

My draft, 1.) RockNRoll 2.) School of Rock 3.) 80s Chevy truck commercials. (Their slogan was “like a rock”) 4.) Rocking Around the Christmas Tree

[@ctuero]

your number 3 is soooo good

[@Conrad500]

Rock candy is a great first draft. I agree Geoff, rock candy is amazing and a wonderful treat as an American child. It IS important

[@WalnutSpice]

56:11 sounds like the sad ding of a hospital elevator lmao

[@slightlyblind9171]

Geoff's last pick lmaooooooooooooo

[@albtraumpuppe5819]

Only complaint I have is, there are 5 of them but they only pick 4, they should do 5 picks every draft.

[@justicerainz]

I disagree Eric. This was better as a video because then I got to see Geoff's slide show

[@DEMONXP07]

I really love the drafts but I wish it was on the rt site cuz I was going insane over the 50 ads 😅

[@KnordicKnight]

Obviously the next Draft pick has to be: Top Draft picks.

[@the_clontz]

Superb from start to finish.

[@matthewhughes7735]

I am so glad I was right about Rock Candy being what Geoff alluded to, I think Geoff's last pick was the most interesting I learned cool facts, but I am also sad that Rocky from Rocky and Bullwinkle was not picked, he is even grey I would argue a great rock color. If anyone had picked Rockey it would have overridden all else and gotten my vote I shall have to think now.

[@TheMumboGumbo]

Never a more hyped I up event has occurred in this lifetime

[@FriendlyAssassinVids]

I love that Gavin goes into these arbitrary games trying to get to the bottom of the mechanics like there's anything objective about them in the first place xD

[@jurrasicore8682]

amazed that dwayne got through so many rounds, it was the cover of the slideshow, its like the most obvious first pick

[@e_eyster]

I wish that Gavin had picked up Andrews thought process regarding School of Rock and went full troll mode picking 1 - School of Rock (the movie) 2 - School of Rock (the soundtrack) 3 - School of Rock (the musical) 4 - School of Rock (the actual school)

[@marshallwest5217]

Andrews anger was unwarranted

[@blitzofchaosgaming6737]

It Hurts my heart that Rocky Horror Picture Show was never even mentioned.

[@ErkSchultzy]

Andrew's hostility towards every choice that wasn't his bothered me so much in this video