F Minus! Teachers Share Their Worst Classroom Disaster Stories

[@jaunks]

If you kill the teacher, you become the teacher

[@nutmeg6051]

Jack Brooks yes that *totaly* make sence

[@mintchew2757]

Totally

[@albertgore7435]

The United States Education System is like Highlander.

[@Itzaric]

I always suspected that to get tenure you had to kill someone

[@jaxonh.6330]

I can see the appeal

[@dramaticist6687]

If after fifteen minutes the teacher still doesn't show up to class you are legally allowed to kick the teacher's ass and become the new teacher

[@strwberryjim6403]

especially if your teacher is old and gross and you are young and cute!

[@Michael-hw5wk]

What if they called a substitute at the last minute and the sub never taught at that school and ended up a little late due to not being able to find the place? That has happened to me.

[@helloeverything9589]

Shame there is no place for topics that matter in our education system. Why don't we teach children how slice garlic so thin that it will liquefy in the pan with just a little oil?

[@EliasRitter]

Amen Brother!

[@DeathnoteBB]

Because Home Economics is no longer part of the average school day (i get the joke, i just couldnt think of anything witty to say)

[@a-bird-lover]

Hello Everything Oh no, I remember that from binging with babish but I don't know where it's actually from...

[@gringo7435]

A Bird Lover Goodfellas

[@a-bird-lover]

Lorenzo Espiritu Thank you

[@BillyPalmerMusic]

0:56 is a lovely story

[@danieldyman7196]

Inception

[@landon7612]

"He was old and lame, and I'm young and cute!"

[@deoxysx1657]

I don’t understand they’re just describing public school

[@nannesoar]

The last story is gold

[@Julesb2183]

Maax Dee Yes, I advocate for medically induced comas.

[@DavidZMediaisAwesome]

god I love the one with the former student who claimed the class as his own. what a legend

[@theultimo]

oh deer.

[@ArcYT]

theultimo found the furry

[@ArcYT]

humans are also stupid and shit everywhere so what

[@jellocinnaminon9484]

Valve Corporation point withdrawn

[@thecarrion154]

the prophecy of the ps5...

[@mpoukanouka6622]

oh ... those students and their youthful shenanigans

[@c4t_l0vr57]

"he was a b*ch, he was old, and lame and I'm young, and cute"

[@meowmocha12]

That teacher looks pretty good for being over 200 years old. Doesn't look a day over 110.

[@hunterdunn4352]

the idea of a student taking his teachers place because he beat him in a fight is hilarious

[@duck8589]

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[@duefordoomsday]

Wait so the last one has been teaching over 200 years!?

[@yung_koibito8608]

Kei-Tan! You’re an idiot

[@Benzillionaire]

Obviously, do you think they’d put it on the internet if it wasn’t legit?

[@ilovecheez7769]

She's very dedicated to the profession.

[@icecreamdf5259]

We don’t know how old the student was when he was placed into the coma, so there’s no way to know.

[@clamdove3292]

who hasnt?

[@sanitytheorist8221]

This is why we need more funding for schools. If we bribe these kids, they won't make teachers' lives hell!

[@BrendanT-n2w]

It's amazing what the teachers of today put up with! :))

[@tgirlpride2024]

@police-and-military-are-welfare-whores can't tell if your jokeing or not

[@shrekonion8307]

@kill-cops-and-military overpaid? Lol

[@shrekonion8307]

@kill-cops-and-military dont have to be a dick about it

[@redpepper74]

kill-cops-and-military Yeah, if that’s how you’re gonna reply to people, there’s no convincing me that you’re not a troll.

[@橙子-p5r]

"I believe the deer knows English now, because I was teaching an English class at the time, and I'm *very* concerned what it might use that for."

[@imperialconterial1321]

Slow motion night footage of adult male deer running

[@MarcusRPe]

Actual footage of the education system under Betsy DeVos

[@ultratankie]

@police-and-military-are-welfare-whores Whataboutisms are literally all the right has, huh?

[@iamacdr9998]

shut up

[@desireesmith862]

I have an iPhone X. I zoomed into the video so I hide the click whole logo. I show these videos to my mom she never sees the logo and never asks about who uploads the videos.

[@memo-fq3ps]

What did she say when she saw it?

[@imakemeanxious2744]

That deer walked miles to get an education AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO JUDGE THEM FOR JUMPING OUT OF A WINDOW?! Disgusting,I thought the country was finally beginning to agree that deer deserve education too

[@Proserpira]

The medically induced coma one hit me hard because I once had a freudian psych tell my mum (whilst i was there) the same things, only rather than a medically induced coma, he said i would be locked in an isolation room in a psych ward until i "calmed down" I had ADHD (diagnosed, he didn't believe in it) also i was eleven

[@Mangoria76]

Damn

[@Proserpira]

@@Mangoria76 dw he died the following year (i was not responsible)

[@mountaindewherbert]

Shikanoko is that you??

[@Urchinhunter]

The onion was once again, ahead of its time

[@ismailabdelirada9531]

One of my high school biology teachers found a great solution to the age-old problem of what to do with the hapless student who just can't learn the material. Give him an F+.

[@7563able]

That dude probably got his Heterochromia by combating some sort of mythical jungle beast. His other blue eye will be missed. Or was it his other grey eye?

[@eternalmiasma5586]

These are my favorite type of ClickHole skits

[@uikmnhj4me]

I feel like they tapped deep into my subconscious for these scripts lol they’re so wild

[@MissusAnon]

This whole episode feels like Welcome to Night Vale

[@noahhenderson3164]

"I'm young and cute." You sure fucking are.

[@50bottlesofpinklemonade]

the first one reminds me of the nichijou volume 1 cover art

[@Bingbing5783]

Yesss

[@unwxnted8334]

0:56 your welcome

[@heyborttheeditor1608]

This is better than the onion because it's more relevant lol

[@domisthebomb09]

Bruh. This is literally public schools in the us on a daily basis

[@nothlitt]

The coma teacher is heavily implying her immortality.

[@adamwarlock7559]

The deer went on to make a sceptic KZbin channel, tl;dr

[@Deep_phobias]

You know Tldr means too long didn't read, right?

[@doctorsam9200]

peepeescreem You know tl;dr is the name of a KZbin channel, right? He pronounces it "teal deer"

[@DoodleZoo]

Doctor Sam no peepeescreem didn’t know that.

[@shrekonion8307]

A pretty shit youtube channel in fact

[@sharkfowl4037]

Clickholes the more honest buzzfeed

[@tavicotavio]

Man public school really is something else

[@smurfyday]

Tenure doesn't mean you don't get fired, it means they have to go through a process to prove you're not suitable.

[@aaaaaaaa6685]

My history teacher once gave me an F - -

[@phorse]

Why do most teachers perfectly fit a stereotype for what they should look like?! You look at you class sheet, and your first class is math, with Mrs. Myers. Then you walk into class, and she's exactly the way you pictured her.

[@antsinmyeyes9547]

Yeah, but how is Alfred Molina?

[@Why_It]

The last woman's voice is super pretty. Bet she'd make the best teacher for home-schooled children in the coma-beds.

[@smnoy23]

Jokes aside I would also be pretty unsettled by a deer that patiently attended english lessons for a whole year

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

I bet there are many teachers who wish certain pupils would fall into a coma.

[@archiermanilo23]

Dang, they really look like teachers.

[@notrainnwilson6857]

I keep forgetting that I'm watching Clickhole.

[@jessicaxie1390]

I thought this was a serious video of school stories but then I read the name of the channel

[@blackoverblueskies6221]

I feel like this is a gta radio/tv ad

[@gretcheneddy2680]

So if the student is 200, how old is she?

[@Headlock123456789]

If my math is correct, 400 thousand years old. Give or take a million.

[@theshib277]

not a day over 25

[@sherrysyed]

1:05 is Zuckerberg

[@NFM1337]

Teachers aren't even paid that well, they choose to teach because they care.

[@prussia9255]

You shouldn't label it comedy, you gotta label it education to troll people.

[@h.p.ainsel5023]

Everything click hole makes feels like wtnv but if Nightvale was the United States

[@throbinhood5343]

why is that last lady so damn shiny

[@hhhhhhhhhhhh7846]

I’m convinced JacksFilms makes the titles.

[@DoodleZoo]

Froop Loots oh my gosh you’re right

[@matty4351]

I doubt it. Clickhole has a different sense of humour and is actually funny

[@DoodleZoo]

@@matty4351 that's just like, your opinion man.

[@FrightNFight]

cause I have tenure. : |

[@thebigmoo700]

Went to the pencil sharper and locked the teacher out.

[@lawrencebader9399]

1:22 Sonofabitch! Is that Natalie from Facts of Life!??

[@michealclark928]

The kid is the funniest and makes me laugh every time but it’s sad that this is how kids really are today.

[@cringyone8058]

Last teacher is best teacher

[@acasta403]

The young guy is correct, he IS cute

[@innertuber4049]

Oh hey it's the kid that gave birth

[@DylanKartWii]

Isn’t clickhole supposed to be satire

[@cxaxukluth5407]

They jaunted that poor boy

[@zweihander7825]

Jesse's parents

[@NoiseMarines]

F Mega! These racecar drivers share their stories of selecting their car.

[@Womcataclysm]

0:56 is so cute Q.Q

[@it-s-a-mystery]

Christ that last teacher is too real. The amount of teachers that try to get students medicated because they cant handle certain ones. This is what they really want, but they just say ritalin to sound slightly more reasonable

[@hhhhhhhhhhhh7846]

I swear jacksfilms gives ideas for the titles

[@DoodleZoo]

Froop Loots hahaha

[@nivolord]

Lol, I thought the last one was a Zelda Ocarina of Time reference. She should have said 116 years, to finish of the Zelda references.

[@johnwilkins11]

Every liberal ever be like

[@colorbar.s]

Lmao what? This video is a joke

[@johnwilkins11]

@@colorbar.s u liberal

[@fnt9010]

YEAH LIBERAL!!!1!1!! SHUT UP

[@cookieswirlc2406]

SO TRUE OMG....FIRST