ProJared Plays! My review: WTF did my eyes just witness?
@SkunkySpinda6 жыл бұрын
Could you play more bullshit one-offs please your discontent fuels us.
@batwimp6 жыл бұрын
The dev got his/her friends and family to upvote it, I'm sure.
@Munchy6906 жыл бұрын
They just stole the knight rider theme in the second level
@annienunyabiz66276 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure a couple of those reviews are the dev or his friends.
@MrPeaTearGryfin6 жыл бұрын
Even though this game is only charging $0.50, I still feel like that's $10 too much.
@Obstreperous_Octopus6 жыл бұрын
PeaTearGryfin I feel like been robbed, and I haven't even bought it
@Ratciclefan6 жыл бұрын
I feel like it's $0.50 too much.
@lynntaylor96816 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's too much money. Even if I played any Steam games, I wouldn't play it.
@uliades6 жыл бұрын
Oh look. Another brazilian bootleg. I'm so proud of my country.
@marcelduro6 жыл бұрын
We make the best games, dont we?
@briansilva37656 жыл бұрын
Aren't we all proud? Memes, Funk and the best economy in the world, with Mineirinho on top of that. Oh orgulho de ser brasileiro...
@HedonisticActor6 жыл бұрын
Don't feel so bad, you still have Dandara.
@EuclideanAl6 жыл бұрын
I think you mean another Brazilian masterpiece.
@uliades6 жыл бұрын
Why can't we be like China? Their bootlegs products are at least useful for something beyond snarky youtube videos.
@leujin6 жыл бұрын
Shout out to the Knight Rider theme.
@Haruka_May6 жыл бұрын
Right in line with the Twitch Presents Knight Rider marathon. :3
@MHArcadia6 жыл бұрын
Unironically the best part of this game!
@GM_Darius6 жыл бұрын
Was even bobbing my head to it like the entire time.
@jeffreyjohnson36876 жыл бұрын
Of course we don't respond positively to your suffering, Jared. *hums the Hydlide music*
@GPowtlaw26 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Johnson hahahaha facts
@ryanschneider1156 жыл бұрын
Ah! Bees!!!!!!!!
@icydeath00006 жыл бұрын
Jared: "Do not like this video..." Me: "I'ma do-it." Jared: "Do not comment..." Me: >:D
@nofuckswillbegiven6 жыл бұрын
Ja son calm down my guy
@morgantseasrant19486 жыл бұрын
Ja son wooosh
@swordpanda7panda7956 жыл бұрын
hehehe i did too >:D Mhehehehehehe!
@Atantuo6 жыл бұрын
Lol @Ja son, who took a dump in your cereals this fine day?
@swordpanda7panda7956 жыл бұрын
Ja son ( -_-) You Meme much? of course jared wanted comments & likes and to lose faith in humanity over a "Comment with no ill will" your faith was a joke wanna hear another joke? keep listening..* see how dumb you were? who would *Listen* for a joke" when all is written down in comments? (This was the punchline by the way) your comment overall make you seem like those extreme leftists that scream for a whole hour in the sky... A Brilliant Display of a brain able to critically think and reason, - Get over your EdgY SeLf iNdUcEd tOxIc BeHaViOr You will see humanity isn't as bad as the media and faceboot wants the tell you" There are - idiots out there sure but those people think they are the Betters of everyone else which when their behaviours and comments are taken under a lupe will show how disgusting and degenerate they truly are. Now i don't expect you to apologize to - Mulcirosh for your rude behaviour - but i do expect you to restrain yourself from attacking without a legitimised reason, i however do apologize for the earlier rebukes but it was all to make a point. Good Day sir i say Good Day!
@amandaisnotwriting6 жыл бұрын
Jared, this game was made by a brazilian game developer who is known for putting out awful titles like this one lol. I'm sorry you had to experience that in behalf of my country loool it's So Bad. It was hilarious to watch you play it though :P
@amandaisnotwriting6 жыл бұрын
Also miss editor the creator is unfortunately not a child or a teen he's an actual adult lmao
@gabrielbergmann18456 жыл бұрын
And an douchebag that doesnt accept criticism And by the way there are pictures of the developer in the bar with the edgy rock band pictures
@betrerolthorion38976 жыл бұрын
"Após um show" does not mean "to put on a show" :P Fucking google haha it actually means "after a show". BTW "cabeludo" could mean "hairy", but I guess the better translation in the ending part for it would be "long haired" or something like that.
@valentinaciccarelli72286 жыл бұрын
We have a similar thing in Italian for "cabeludo", "capellone". It's kind of a derogatory term for young "rebellious" people with long hair. I have never heard someone under 50 use that word in Italian though.
@akeesa16206 жыл бұрын
"I bet you didnt see that coming DareDevil" XD I need more enemies to buy this game to
@DanCampos876 жыл бұрын
aaaand no one noticed that the "clothing" of the aliens were painted over the sprite... you can see their balls all the time... Amdré Young send his regards
@dragoldf6 жыл бұрын
Brazil strikes back
@ワラッセまけんし6 жыл бұрын
dragoldf they cant get us!
@CharlesHeardFCO6 жыл бұрын
It said it was Portuguese...
@Medved7255 жыл бұрын
@@CharlesHeardFCO To be fair, Brazilians speak Portuguese.
@CharlesHeardFCO5 жыл бұрын
@@Medved725 as a man of culture, yourself, you can actually tell that it was in *Русский*
@annienunyabiz66276 жыл бұрын
Apparently, the dev added pictures of himself in the bar.
@Ashurman6666 жыл бұрын
1:00 Correction on the very first caption: It's not "To put on a show" it's "After a show" 6:30 It says" Knowledge will lead to the exit". And no it doesn't mean anything 8:52 the translations are switched here. "A filthy alley" should be switched with "you reach..." Also he didn't say steal weapons, he said get weapons 10:27 THERE! I believe that guy right there on the poster is the dev 11:41 the correct translation for the first caption would be "Arrest the long haired guy"
@Ashurman6664 жыл бұрын
@@Chad_Eldridge No worries, i enjoy translating stuff from my native language, it's fun
@Thanakil6 жыл бұрын
The character models were clipping over the Life/Bullets hud. Love it.
@MagusDouken6 жыл бұрын
There is white trimming around the blood, showing how precise they were with their 2D image effects... absolutely PERFECT!
@spaz53106 жыл бұрын
Great video. I love this kind of content. I'm so happy to see you play games like this and your reactions!
@dragonlord_40426 жыл бұрын
10/10 better than illusion of Gaia
@Pro_K.R.6 жыл бұрын
These are waaay better graphics than Supper Nintondo!
@KHitsuga6 жыл бұрын
You are both the worst XD
@UltraPrimal6 жыл бұрын
This game looks like what somebody might dream about if they took a lot of drugs and watched ReBoot.
@warpbait26 жыл бұрын
10/10 best game
@quetzadrake6 жыл бұрын
FINALLY, getting back to the kind of games and content I subscribed to ProJared Plays for. Play more like this, Blameless, Phantaruk, and One Night, thank you.
@jessicaslater42436 жыл бұрын
"Don't comment below about how much you like watching me play bad stuff." Jared, everyone loves watching their favorite gamers suffer through terrible games almost as much as we like watching them enjoy good ones.
@SleepyOmel6 жыл бұрын
"don't tell me you like this game" Jared this is the internet of course this is a true masterpiece how can you not see that?
@1ceClimber6 жыл бұрын
Litteral proof that i'd watch paint dry so long as Jared is narrating it.
@SimianJack6 жыл бұрын
Ramon is a late '70s action figure. Pump his ponytail lever and watch his arms go up and down!
@ATM93186 жыл бұрын
I think this game is waaaay ahead of its time.
@ZeroWolf23224 ай бұрын
Is it still ahead of its time? X3
@ATM93184 ай бұрын
@@ZeroWolf2322 this game is eternal
@CommanderS5796 жыл бұрын
This is freaking hilarious! It was wonky and funny, but short enough that it didn't get old.
@huntermccaskill39386 жыл бұрын
"I will finish this game!" *one minute later, game completes* "....I did it!"
@DobrieLov6 жыл бұрын
Whenever I'm sad I watch this video and it cheers me right up. :P
@Darkmagus866 жыл бұрын
At least you're trying games no other youtuber/streamer would touch. lol. That is one thing I do admire about you ProJared.
@Meganuke50006 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for Delirium: good trip edition! Where the rock and roll guy goes through a town of nice people with a basket of flowers, throwing flowers at everyone to make them happy.
@Obstreperous_Octopus6 жыл бұрын
Meganuke5000 in that one, he goes to visit his parents in Florida and has a nice time. When he gets back, a friend asks him if he had fun. He replies "Yeah. It was a good trip."
@ShotoNemar6 жыл бұрын
it's a good day when you know that humanity makes games like this. *Sarcasm*
@chocolizzy38026 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making me buy this game. I want you to feel personally responsible for my part in this game's financial achievements.
@GM_Darius6 жыл бұрын
I think it got a 100% positive review cause of how hard they made people laugh!
@kathedgecoth44536 жыл бұрын
How did they get the rights to use the Knight Rider theme and yet have graphics like this?!?!
@thunderstarchampion6 жыл бұрын
Kat Hedgecoth ...rights? Oh, you think they paid for that? Yeah, that's more than likely stolen. And be4 you ask how Steam and Valve allow that, because of their hands off approach, it's likely flown under the radar.
@TigerNightmare6 жыл бұрын
*Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Ramone, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of cosplayers infected with alien parasites who operate above the law.*
@aaronbourque54946 жыл бұрын
If a paint huffer who played Blackthorne nonstop 24/7 suddenly played, uh, I dunno, the 4th Silent Hill game, they might make this.
@brassuvius6 жыл бұрын
Jared, I would watch you learn to crochet and still be amused. Thank you. (thank you too, Miss Editor!)
@tycho0426 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't want to see games like this very often. But a gem like this should be shared
@MessaNoir6 жыл бұрын
Well, I know when I think of epic atmospheric horror, the only thing that comes to mind is shooting zombie/alien/potheads with the KnightRider theme playing in my head. :)
@OakCliffFlatlander6 жыл бұрын
i like how he made sound effects for everything, thats how you make a bad game fun
@thequestionwhy38276 жыл бұрын
I love the personality you bring to these games! This is a great vid, a wild game, and a load o laughs
@TigirlakaLaserwolf66 жыл бұрын
IDEA: play _weird_ but not necessarily _bad_ stuff and go "this is weird but I do not hate it." I'd like that a lot.
@dekky39086 жыл бұрын
Those were some of the best ice physics I have ever seen in a game!
@ZetruH6 жыл бұрын
7:35 when "the queen" died it made a murloc sound
@Mr.Spongecake6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, even ripped off the Knight Rider theme song...
@evanroper60996 жыл бұрын
That you for translating, Ms. Editor. I would have hated to miss out on such a riveting story.
@obnoxiouspriest6 жыл бұрын
I love how it's so bad that it no point would it ever have been considered a worthy effort.
@skookathing6 жыл бұрын
The soundtrack on this...is stellar I wonder if it will get a vinyl release
@zippolight20026 жыл бұрын
From the Steam page under minimum requirements - "Graphics: Yes" XD
@commodoremikel6 жыл бұрын
"Out of my way, strippers and half-naked ladies - I've gotta COSPLAY!"
@mindisfrozen6 жыл бұрын
*looks at the cutscene drawings* So this is where my super hero drawings that I drew in elementary went. Which is odd since I recall putting them into the trash.
@gzwiceskoski34216 жыл бұрын
When i saw the portuguese subtitles, i could not stop smiling. If this is brazilian made (which is very likely), i'll be happy and sad at the same time, in the same proportion.
@TheDeviousDooDooDevourer6 жыл бұрын
Silent Hill 2 Serious Crack Intake edition if it was taking insperation
@kahelem60776 жыл бұрын
Wth is going on here. Also can't wait for the Octopath traveler let's play
@MoonPatch6 жыл бұрын
This game drips so much edge it's making Shadow the Hedgehog look tame And on the other hand, is so ridiculously terrible it's doubly as hilarious as Shadow the Hedgehog Overall impression: overwhelmingly positive
@pixelpanic6 жыл бұрын
I don't want you to become the shitty game player youtubist, but every once in a while, this is gold.
@randomawsome6 жыл бұрын
You can’t tell me what to do Jared, I like seeing you play bad stuff and getting upset about it
@Pro_K.R.6 жыл бұрын
Gee whiz! I sure do love seeing ProJared play bad, naughty, no-good games, and I liked the video to give him my approval of this game! (Seriously, though. I only have 3 bucks on steam, and my bud's B-Day is here. TIME TO GO SHOPPIN'!)
@hocuspocusfocus62296 жыл бұрын
Perfect, now I know what to give my friend on his birthday.
@BloodandPastry6 жыл бұрын
The music in the 2nd level is 100% the theme to Night Rider
@arechikitsune6 жыл бұрын
keep on bringing us quality content like this
@Gmrabin6 жыл бұрын
Whoa this is my favorite video ever! More of this please!
@doctorclue16 жыл бұрын
did you ad the nightrider theme?
@doctorclue16 жыл бұрын
or did this game just rip off the music
@Vulf_Faolan6 жыл бұрын
I think you already know the answer to that
@ColinTimmins6 жыл бұрын
Loved the Night Rider theme, brought back memories...
@A_Player6 жыл бұрын
I love watching you play stuff like this! I even liked the video to support you! Now, isn't that just nice?
@MayorofGaming6 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of Vinesauce. Vinny started playing bad games as a joke on Sundays. People then wanted him to play bad games more. So now it's an every Sunday thing. Jared, this is a dangerous road you're going down. You could turn back... OR YOU CAN GO DEEPER TO SEE HOW FAR THIS RABBIT HOLE GOES!
@james_906 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed the part with the Knight Rider theme.
@NeoPerfectPhantom6 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure all the stolen assets (such as the Knight Rider theme song...) means that this game is actually breaking the law by charging money.
@EuclideanAl6 жыл бұрын
Best ProJared video! I like seeing you play bad stuff and you getting upset about it.
@paranormalpotato9366 жыл бұрын
The abrupt end was pretty good!
@veskupa6 жыл бұрын
At least the maker did leave a message about this game so it won't stay as a mystery(copy pasted from steam): Well, this was the first game I programmed in blender, I made this game in 2008, in January 2018 I found this game in an old Hd and I decided to share this rarity with you, thank you, friends.
@insanePyro136 жыл бұрын
This game has changed my outlook on life.
@SamuelRyanLilly6 жыл бұрын
Well at least you won't miss anything in the one minute review.
@SleepySkullhead6 жыл бұрын
"Is there anything I have to censor out?" Jared, you still wouldn't censor anything lol
@jacobproffitt3356 жыл бұрын
This was funny. You cannot tell me to not like nor comment when I actually like this
@stopstealingmyideaz6 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious. I need to find some enemies to send this to!
@KairuHakubi6 жыл бұрын
This is the perfect 3d equivalent of a ton of cheap flash games I used to play back in 1999
@ezequielali94006 жыл бұрын
oh man! a really wish jared knew what that last screen was saying. wednesdays cames+ and go so fast
@evilmandrake6 жыл бұрын
Well... This is a thing that happened that I spent time watching. Cool. Good.
@JoseDorda6 жыл бұрын
The first part of the introduction translates to "After a show".
@Iriel9076 жыл бұрын
I bought this full price and I regret nothing. Great gift idea for a friend!
@Lrr_Of_Omikron6 жыл бұрын
I sure do love these indie games, and the graphics...wow. Two thumbs up for sure.
@Breadkkj5 жыл бұрын
eu não acredito que um cara de outro pais ta jogando um jogo do Denis meu deus kk
@Friekasoid6 жыл бұрын
This is the content i subscribed for!
@Fluornatrium6 жыл бұрын
Best playthrough on this channel!
@marchespants86436 жыл бұрын
AlphaOmegaSin simulator looks dope. 10/10
@kahelem60776 жыл бұрын
Kinda what I expected from a brain maggot deck turned into a video game
@janpawulonduo21376 жыл бұрын
7:38 Murloc sound for half of a second.
@UltraPrimal6 жыл бұрын
9:20 That's straight up the Night Rider theme. OK.
@almightyk116 жыл бұрын
As much as people rip on games like this, the question should be "Did it give me 50cents worth of entertainment?"
@rock91546 жыл бұрын
"It was 50 cents on Steam" Ah, there we are.
@AegisAmaranth6 жыл бұрын
Good thing I had a delirium when I decided to watch. Otherwise I might have thought this was a bad game. :3 (And having a delirium is impressive for someone who doesn't drink.) 10/10 best game.
@MasterLu5516 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy right now
@justinkroboth3606 жыл бұрын
Jesus, someone call Jim Sterling, quick - we've got a tasty one here.
@nathancobabe9966 жыл бұрын
Bro I WILL like this video and tell you I love watching you lose composure over design flaws
@realfilms33486 жыл бұрын
I was about to gift this to my friend, but then I saw it was actually 99 cents.
@JSteel16456 жыл бұрын
I can not believe you got an early copy of the Resident Evil 2 Remake
@fedgetfurious4 жыл бұрын
*Read in Hulk Hogan voice* The electric chair......BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHER
@aceyagami13986 жыл бұрын
if you find more like this i think we would all like to see more like this
@potatortheomnipotentspud6 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOOOooooooooh, this looks like the kind of stank that good ol' Uncle Joel from Vinesauce would suffer through.