I would argue that Godzilla actually has the ultimate counter to a knee in the balls: being a lizard
@edddggrondoon973154 ай бұрын
Knee to the cloaca
@dansnell57746 жыл бұрын
Japan: Radiation creates monsters. America: Radiation creates superheroes. Hm. Almost like there was some major event involving radioactive materials that resulted in conflicting viewpoints between two nations.
@enriquecabrera21375 жыл бұрын
John A. Almost as if the genocidal japanese are known to be hypocrites and history deniers.
@enriquecabrera21375 жыл бұрын
John A. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. They didn't want to give up on their genocidal warpath. It took a bit more than a decade of endless war to convince them to reconsider.
@enriquecabrera21375 жыл бұрын
John A. Of course. And when attacking and raping entire regions of asia, we should remember that we might get bombed if we dont stop. War is never justified. Except when it is.
@sr71silver5 жыл бұрын
OK lets stop this stupidity. The loss of life caused by the bombs was terrible. However the loss of life from the invasion of Japan would have been far worse. And before anyone says that I'm exaggerating I would like to point out that the Japanese were literally arming women and children to defend the homeland (some stories say with sharp sticks but I'm not sure I believe that). Also as you pointed out the US is far from benevolent in any of its actions, and the primary concern for the US government are US lives and that invasion would have cost hundreds of thousands. One more little known fact, the US literally dropped thousands of leaflets over Nagasaki and Hiroshima days prior to the bombs warning people about what they were going to do (no specific timetables of course) and telling them to evacuate. And the the Japanese government told the people that these were scare tactic and to ignore them. So to summarize, the destruction caused by the bombs was terrible however experts (both now and back then) agree that the loss of life from the invasion and subjugation of Japan would have been far higher than anything the bombs could have done.
@enriquecabrera21375 жыл бұрын
@@JohnA... There is no innocence. Only degrees of guilt.
@alexandertheok48686 жыл бұрын
in Shin Godzilla, I love how when he was firing his atomic breath that he destroyed a certain theatre... a theatre that was featured in the original 1954 movie.
@silverace47414 жыл бұрын
Nice
@joshuastrittmatter41884 жыл бұрын
I noticed that as well!
@tedioustotoro48856 жыл бұрын
I love that picture going around the Internet with the heading “If you someone says King Kong could beat Godzilla, show them this” and it’s just Godzilla wearing one of those baby pouches with King Kong inside it.
@dudemcduder16282 жыл бұрын
Yeah, then they forget that the art of it is of the Kong movies not designed to fight Goji
@cameroncasimir70696 жыл бұрын
*Give Godzilla socks and sandals and the dad look will be complete*
@pluto5455 жыл бұрын
You forgot, something. The non-descript sunglasses.
@thegreatpapyrus16654 жыл бұрын
You forgot something the hair don’t forget about the hair
@curtishamilton53424 жыл бұрын
pluto545 “They was very cash money of you.”
@randomtrooper31504 жыл бұрын
Y'all forgetting the exercise shirt with his gut hanging out, and red and blue basketball shorts, with a beer in a foam holder.
@meggadoom87184 жыл бұрын
and tie
@Akaryusan6 жыл бұрын
thicczilla is an absolute unit
@who_is_Isaac6 жыл бұрын
Micky W A B S O U T L E U N I T
@Thomas-lq6pf6 жыл бұрын
*A B S A L U T E U N I T*
@andrewthorp74995 жыл бұрын
Thic, with 10 c's
@thatmatt93576 жыл бұрын
In awe at the size of this lad... ABSOLUTE UNIT!!!
@brandonvistan74446 жыл бұрын
Massive.
@BeOtterMyFriend5 жыл бұрын
Wait... The "ancient" art of Judo? Kano Jigoro opened his school in 1882. That's 19 years after the first automobile with internal combustion engine. 😂
@dantethewanderer49895 жыл бұрын
I love how passionate Karl is about Thicc-Zilla, it's contagious and I love it.
@guadalupemontero9026 жыл бұрын
So now we know that Karl is a thighs man...
@stalebread83846 жыл бұрын
That profile pic matches very well
@asnodt40423 жыл бұрын
Now that Godzilla vs Kong has come out, I can confirm that Godzilla really does have a Black Belt in Judo
@MichelleC506 жыл бұрын
Yay Karl brought a book for Show & Tell.....quiet down children
@jamesslater70946 жыл бұрын
Michelle Anya "...let me introduce our substitute teacher for the day, his name is mr shady"
@dyllonross37146 жыл бұрын
James Slater he really is quite thin, some might say thin
@nadiacyganowski90834 жыл бұрын
One thing I really appreciated was Godzilla having more close combat scenes, and not just relying on the atomic fire. Now I know why they’re so good!
@andrewchapman20396 жыл бұрын
Karl's extra bits, as I've decided to call them, aye brilliant. It's like chatting to a mate down the pub after lunch.
@teammythos2645 жыл бұрын
The funny thing about Thicczilla is that, while he is an absolute unit, he is actually relatively accurate in terms of how a creature of that size would form, because having such huge thighs makes it easier to hold up all that mass which makes him even harder to knock down too, making him even more of a unit
@andten1006 жыл бұрын
Godzilla is the Elastigirl of the Kaiju.
@Oriansenshi6 жыл бұрын
Mothra is too pure for this world
@Jerry-fw4tb6 жыл бұрын
Karl SmallZilla
@rag98006 жыл бұрын
Karl GodWood
@sergeantarchdornan62446 жыл бұрын
GodSmallWood
@codystephens92695 жыл бұрын
That judo didnt help him when charles barkley was dunking on him lol
@zook4200006 жыл бұрын
the new moves gona be the atomic ass clap
@aliastheabnormal6 жыл бұрын
Godzilla wins hands down a Death battle with the Megazord. The Toho reboot gave a massive power boost and the Dino Megazord and the Ninja Megazord are two completely different Megazords. Even if they merged continuities the original Megazord has no canon crotch kick. It would need to use the BOOM comics canon to even the playing field.
@zetcake33226 жыл бұрын
aliastheabnormal toho reboot was gay and is one of the most hated mate, but you forget that the megazord has taken down people stronger and bigger than godzilla... And the knee to the balls helps
@aliastheabnormal6 жыл бұрын
Zet Cake And the Thunder Megazord which is the Megazord but better got killed by Rito Revolto. A useless skeleton whose worst enemy is the ravages of time and shitty costume materials. So your argument is invalid. Also does Godzilla even have balls? Or a gender? Last time I checked Minilla and Junior were some kind of adopted baby Godzilla. And Godzilla Earth is an abomination that spits on reason and the ecosystem alike. Seriously it would make more sense that God himself decided to drop Plantzilla from a beam of light into downtown Tokyo and tell him to fuck up the world than everything in Monster Planet.
@zetcake33226 жыл бұрын
aliastheabnormal in reality i just said that for shits and giggles, don't take it serious mate
@bottomapplejeans5 жыл бұрын
Godzilla’s thighs block the knee to the balls 🤷🏻♂️
@harmonlanager26705 жыл бұрын
@@zetcake3322 By Toho reboot, do you mean Shin Godzilla? Because it won best movie in Japan and is regarded as one of the best.
@darksnakenerdmaster6 жыл бұрын
ME: how do you want your godzilla? Karl: EXTRA THICC! Me: Want a side of Kanna Kamui with that?
@Pineapple-sm7ff6 жыл бұрын
New Godzilla villain; thiccZilla
@mruniverse99786 жыл бұрын
I only found out about this channel literally 5 days ago. I went on like a 2 day marathon of your vids and now I’ve like seen almost all of them
@julioceazar6 жыл бұрын
MJ unreleased it happen to me too
@D3niz3n6 жыл бұрын
Thats what seems to happen to most people who find this channel
@cockbreath016 жыл бұрын
Yeah mate i think we all did.
@truefox6425 жыл бұрын
MJ unreleased same
@ericpadgitt42155 жыл бұрын
Knuckle deep in just that now
@calebhooper42664 жыл бұрын
Karl getting excited for thicczilla shows happiness like no other
@DomR19976 жыл бұрын
I actually own the 1954 Godzilla on vhs. It still works too. Theres only one bad spot.
@Random-jh9op6 жыл бұрын
Its official. I need furry judo in my life
@morningcoffeecat22716 жыл бұрын
Yes O3o
@nickmiraglia37306 жыл бұрын
You just walk up to a con and start drop kicking people in a fursuit
@dgpredatorclone66686 жыл бұрын
Nick Miraglia i would love to do that
@blammowammo58866 жыл бұрын
Liam Cahill X3
@dgpredatorclone66686 жыл бұрын
Alexander Hernandez u whant a piece of this
@Supermunch20006 жыл бұрын
Thicc-zilla with Karl's enthusiasm is a double dose of awesome. Throw in more Brad and the universe would be perfect.
@Bactaman6 жыл бұрын
The original G suit weight was closer to 200lbs not 50 also; they didnt have anything like foam latex in Japan for quite some time. The suit was comprised of rubber, bamboo, chicken wire, as well as other odds and ends. The first version was so stiff that they ended up cutting it in half and wearing the botton portion with suspenders just to film the feet without passing out under the hot studio lights. Haruo Nakajima was hardcore!
@conglomerateofants91666 жыл бұрын
Genuinely so bloody exited for the new Godzilla, loved the trailer
@SammyBFilms6 жыл бұрын
Well, I suppose I did ask if the corners can be made uneven again. :-D
@LuluDrakonite6 жыл бұрын
It looks like it's the old green screen over the new one to me. I didn't even notice till I saw this comment, lol
@Terrafissa6 жыл бұрын
...you actually pronounced Haru's name perfectly, Karl.
@cactusbourbon6 жыл бұрын
The 1998 godzilla is actually Canon, it's a really funny story behind it would love to see an episode on it
@1065chris6 жыл бұрын
There is one.
@t84t748748t66 жыл бұрын
i think te did talk about it
@mandalorian_guy6 жыл бұрын
98 Godzilla is not a canon Godzilla, he is a look a like creature.
@t84t748748t66 жыл бұрын
for those ho dont knowe te hated him so much te got him in te movie to be killed by te real godzilla instantly so hey is cannon
@zeroattentiongaming8206 жыл бұрын
Daniel Schafer That version of Godzilla is not canon. However Toho made a near identical creature named Zilla for Godzilla Final Wars where it was killed in a totally dismissive manner by Godzilla. To show what they thought of the movie. For all intents and purposes Zilla is meant to be the same creature but due to copyright issues is not the same one and the 98 movie is not canon. It's implied to have happened anyway but due to the legal issues the actual 98 movie cannot be tied to the Toho ones regardless of how they feel. They did however bring Zilla back in a movie called Godzilla Battle for Earth. It apparently puts up a decent fight against the OG this time and has its own distinct fighting style. It also gets a few kills on generic villain monsters before Godzilla kills it. They did a video on this not long ago but they missed the part about Toho bringing Zilla back for a second movie and treating it as a proper monster instead of an intentional mockery. I only found out when I looked it up to see if they were right about the legal issues resulting in Zilla and 98 Godzilla being counted as seperate creatures. They were. Edit: The page I got my info from was wrong. Zilla did make a second appearance but in a comic not a movie. The page I originally read failed to note this and gave an incorrect name. Zilla reappears in Godzilla: Rulers of Earth but not connected to the version in Final Wars, just the same monster in an unrelated plot like they did many other times over the years.
@logansmith27036 жыл бұрын
The Mutos clearly hunted in packs as well as evolved to kill Gojiras.
@Mrwheresmyhouse6 жыл бұрын
I love that in order to kick someone in the balls, you have to break a glass box first. Like, don't do this unless it's an absolute emergency.
@shahanshamim86606 жыл бұрын
Godzilla is not Godzilla without giant thighs.
@BurningAlaskan20014 жыл бұрын
My boy Quadzilla
@RC99_Productions6 жыл бұрын
Who would win? Mechagodzilla or Dragonzord? Jet Jaguar or MMPR Megazord?
@MrNickmatters6 жыл бұрын
Nice to see That Karl is as big of a Fan of Godzilla as I am
@gageshott56544 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best titles yet.
@alexrojas26866 жыл бұрын
“I searched your symptoms it says u have network connectivity problems”
@BaccaPrincess6 жыл бұрын
now THIS is the content I like to see
@darkjesterxiii6 жыл бұрын
If you think about it... considering how huge Godzilla is, the sheer massive thickness of his thighs are necessary. And the thickness of his tail also makes sense. The amount of muscle and bone mass he'd need just to stand... can't even imagine it. The fact that he kind of narrows out from the waist up towards the head would help on saving mass and keep him from being too top heavy. Don't know the exact science but it seems right anyways.
@darkAwesome1006 жыл бұрын
"Judo for furries" Amazing.
@kutangclan59363 жыл бұрын
The way godzilla does his drop kick cracks me up every time
@RiskofRusty6 жыл бұрын
i’m glad i’m not the only person who gets very excited over thicc things. god bless you, karl
@BlankKnightt6 жыл бұрын
...The time between movies, Godzilla has just been resting on his giant armchair, watching his giant TV, eating his giant chrisps, which is why he is now thicc...
@markangelolutan29516 жыл бұрын
Ultraman also knows Judo canoncially. Wonder who would win.
@King-ry1wl6 жыл бұрын
Which Ultraman?
@markangelolutan29516 жыл бұрын
Andrew Suryali Ultraman does a giant swing and specimum rays Godzilla. If only powerscaling didn't exist.
@noasundqvist70906 жыл бұрын
A month off fact Fiend just so I could binge again... Yay
@will14396 жыл бұрын
A question for Karl and Brad. Would you guys ever do when you guys ask us as audience what article we would like to choose from by like using the “I” button or by comments? just asking out of curiosity sorry if it didn’t sound right
@ReubenJBrown6 жыл бұрын
Will +
@Kwjehehebebb6 жыл бұрын
Will they've said that they just kind of do what they want to. I bet they take suggestions in the comments though.
@will14396 жыл бұрын
Magnificent Skeleton ahh ok thanks
@Valnanailo6 жыл бұрын
GMK Giant Monsters All Out Attack is the best Thickzilla, he straight up has a pot belly and I love it
@alzar1976 жыл бұрын
Godzilla the type of kaiju to sit there and make dad noises
@ovs86916 жыл бұрын
If you extrapolate enough, the water that you drank today has passed through a Dinosaur at one point.
@skeetersimmons17186 жыл бұрын
Karl... You've turned the corners green... trying to slowly phase out the corners we know and love!?
@vivigeass60106 жыл бұрын
Class will start at 8am make sure you bring your suit and ready to break a sweat
@camerondawson97346 жыл бұрын
This is the type of content I subbed for
@amy007706 жыл бұрын
When I was younger I would watch monster movies like Godzilla and I would always assumed that was a normal day for them. Like "Oh look another monster destroying our city, better rush to work before they destroy it." I always thought it would be so cool to go to Japan just watch Godzilla destroy the it.
@dannysantos15926 жыл бұрын
I think you did a good job with his name but I’m surprised by how you pronounced King Ghidora
@EZEmmitting6 жыл бұрын
I wasn't prepared for that Godzilla dropkick.
@xnevrex4 жыл бұрын
Having worked in a haunted house while wearing a 10 pound mask, I can attest that at the end of the night, I could pour out a half cup of pure sweat
@Matthew-zx8cs5 жыл бұрын
Godzilla's counter is that he doesn't have balls...cus he's a lizard... and they are inside him. He is impervious!
@yeetmcscoodle43376 жыл бұрын
I am now in love with the idea of dadzilla. King Ghidora: *hits Mothra* Dadzilla: Boy! Wat was that about! King Ghidora: She stole my toy! Dadzilla: Boy...apologize! King Ghidora: NO! Dadzilla:*preps atomic belt*
@nolannahdee14775 жыл бұрын
11:17 leg day must be every day for him
@skelisionbrophantasmal12976 жыл бұрын
I just love when Karl goes kid mode over old characters like power rangers and Godzilla in fact (heh) I want a power ranger episode where he just geeks out
@laughinghyenastudios83803 жыл бұрын
Up from the depths Thirty stories high Breathing fire His head in the sky thicczilla! thicczilla! thicczilla!
@AuthorCallin6 жыл бұрын
I like the wall this way, it is easily the most appealing version thus far
@TrueBlueMajikDewd5 жыл бұрын
Who cares about Godzilla vs Megazord? Mechagodzilla vs Dragonzord! Now that's a death battle!
@WesleyDanken6 жыл бұрын
Long time fan of Godzilla and I absolutely love this video
@CashrenSins6 жыл бұрын
Just finished the entire 2018 playlist! :) Time for 2017! Wooo!
@sebastienvondoom86155 жыл бұрын
To answer the Godzilla vs Megazord question before I see Karl's answer, Godzilla in most versions stomps(Legendary, Shin and basically every version after the original, Final Wars Godzilla is overkill and could possibly take on 5 Megazords at once and win with mild difficulty.) Only version that Megazord wins 10/10 against is the Zilla not worthy of being a God.
@Choatemister6 жыл бұрын
Karl is mighty thirsty for that thicc Godzilla. Not that I can blame him.
@stephenbeare99806 жыл бұрын
thank you for fixing the corners.
@allanfloyd81036 жыл бұрын
The Magazord has been destroyed on the show, Godzilla has never been permanently defeated. Ever.
@sithlorddread87216 жыл бұрын
Godzilla King Kong Save Martha was hilarious!!
@felixc5436 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! I love kaiju! Especially excited when you mentioned Godzilla vs Megalon because I watched it recently
@cr1m5on436 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTE U N I T
@tylerrice64924 жыл бұрын
"Strap a big rubber tail onto your ass. JUDO FOR FURRIES." - Karl, 2018
@Matthew-vw8xn6 жыл бұрын
Godzilla is Liam Neeson basically with his I’m too old for this but in somewhat shape enough to whip some ass
@Psych0boost6 жыл бұрын
In this house we stan Thicczilla
@majormlbfan706 жыл бұрын
Karl, godzilla can shoot lasers out of his tail... power rangers are not winning
@voyagerkamen13864 жыл бұрын
Sadly, they haven't portrayed Godzilla using Tokusatsu since 2004. And yes, Shin Godzilla was CGI, and of course the anime trilogy, was animated.
@qijia52556 жыл бұрын
And here with have *the mighty Extra THICC GODZILLA*
@poeticserenade5 жыл бұрын
98 godzilla has been incorporated into the godzilla canon mythos. His actually name is just "zilla". If I remember correctly, there is a more modern godzilla movie from toho where a knockoff of that one gets its ass kicked.
@tomatoanus6 жыл бұрын
that page rip at 10:43 made me wince
@SanzuRiver6 жыл бұрын
The pronouncation is fine. You didn't butcher Japanese too hard like a certain bald nerd. *COUGH*
@Wizza24186 жыл бұрын
Who?
@mls1606 жыл бұрын
I believe he means Mathew santoro
@SanzuRiver6 жыл бұрын
Milo W did that damned plagiarist even attempted a Japanese word?
@mls1606 жыл бұрын
Only basic attempts, but he always says he most likely butchered it. But in his defense, most facts channels are plagiarist to some extent. Due to there being nothing new. Karl at least changes it up and adds his own spin on it.
@SanzuRiver6 жыл бұрын
Milo W 一番:Please link it. 二番:That wasn't the point. 三番:Not that Canadian, Simon Whistler 四番:He butchered 特別部隊 so badly that I thought he said 特別不定 - hence why I laughed hysterically.
@baguette28166 жыл бұрын
Christ the mic peaks I still love you guys tho
@Suzaku4556 жыл бұрын
98 Godzilla was Cannon. In the Toho universe its name is Zilla. And Godzilla and Zilla fought in one movie... for like 10 seconds with Gozilla winning hands down.
@godlyoblivion6 жыл бұрын
I cant Fcking wait for Godzilla 2:King of the monsters. Especially for Rodan and King ghidora
@KregIsHere6 жыл бұрын
I don't mind the corners... But when the corners are uneven, I will throw hands.
@Benl21876 жыл бұрын
Ya yeet you ate my skeet
@liamdoes85806 жыл бұрын
The supreme Waa your profile pic makes me sad
@TheMightySkeletor6 жыл бұрын
The supreme Waa WAAAAAH!
@WMOODY4 жыл бұрын
You guys are f****** brilliant
@blackderby806 жыл бұрын
Judo with big rubber tails...? I have something for that! Kaijudo!
@AlexDaeling6 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ Karl when I found your channel it had 8k subscribers you've come so far my son 😂
@quikdrawcollins18616 жыл бұрын
I could've sworn that you tore a page but you must not have because you would've definitely swore at it
@TheCalciumGamer6 жыл бұрын
I love you, Karl ;)
@BigJubble4 жыл бұрын
I finally have something in common with Godzilla! We are both trained in the same martial art. (I would 100% learn "Kaiju" style Judo)
@IrishEyesBlackDragon6 жыл бұрын
Cant wait for the Gorosaurus cameo
@jaythreekay96686 жыл бұрын
That time I got rebuked by the IT Dept for searching "lizard testicles" to see if that move would even phase Godzilla...
@henrytang70253 жыл бұрын
Godzilla does an Ippon Seoinage in the new movie.
@jamesgarlick45735 жыл бұрын
1998 Godzilla actually is now owned by Toho (Can't remember if they got ownership by buying it or suing Fox for screwing up Godzilla) and made it an actual Godzilla canon monster called Gojira and made it a non-Godzilla kaiju monster just so Tohos Godzilla can destroy the Amercan version because, acclrding to Toho, "that is not the real Godzilla"
@xsnowpirate10x11 ай бұрын
I comeback 5 years later to inform that there is a MMPR vs Godzilla comic