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[@MonK3YMan1000]

Weekly dose of no one getting harmed videos my favourite.

[@bacongrz]

Go woke, go broke

[@Saintvanillagorilla]

Ikr

[@jmichaelstone]

They've gotten a little overzealous with the disclaimer. It takes about 80% of the fun out of watching these.

[@davidhall390]

@@jmichaelstone it's because of KZbin guidelines. They've had videos in the past taken down, so to prevent it, they HAVE to say this. Annoying, but it's better than not having ANY videos at all

[@craigyoung4501]

@@davidhall390 so just to piss KZbin off I think we all should assume that every video that doesn't have the caption on, someone WAS harmed lol, take that YT and your stupid rules 😜😁

[@t_c5266]

"no one was harmed" is code for "they made a full recovery after the hospital"

[@scrappydoo7887]

Nah. It's code for we have to put this on the worst clips or get a strike 🤣

[@woahblackbettybamalam]

No, ONE was harmed

[@auklin7079]

Code for youtube not to strike the video

[@raphaeldergamer]

😂

[@chadlavoie8609]

Also means someone shit their pants lol

[@randomdude189]

5:10 the fact that the baby is already associating that shape with sitting is actually a win 😂

[@KoboldPip]

Didn't think about it like that but looking back that's a future genius right there xP

[@mr.80s36]

1:13 Every fisher man first reaction to losing a pole, I give him 10/10 on the dive

[@JMackin1016]

They're actually 2 friends of mine. Ryan G jumped after his pole, Mike T is the one wondering wtf is going on. LoL. There's more to the video, I'm sad they cut off the rest of it...... This happened during one of their fishing tournies up here in Maine about a month and half ago.

[@memon2191]

@@JMackin1016 did he find his rod? And got the fish?

[@JMackin1016]

@@memon2191 got the rod back, no fish though, haha.

[@mr.80s36]

@@JMackin1016 that stinks at least he got his rod

[@darrellgrant7615]

I was with a buddy and he tried to do the same thing until he remembered he’s in a wheelchair and paralyzed from the waist down.

[@Deuteromis]

5:40 I love the expression on her face after decking her little brother, it's like: "What? I thought that's what you wanted me to do." LOL

[@bigdave9949]

A child being hurt, so funny.

[@Deuteromis]

@@bigdave9949 IKR? 😁

[@DollHouseMadam]

Hahah ... 0:48. Love those "No one was harmed" and the guy is holding his shoulder while on the ground. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stormworksgamer922]

Yeah his shoulder was hurt aka he was harmed a few hundred pound bike landing on u will hurt

[@clonebiker6819]

plus the exhaust pipe landed on him. dude definitely got burned

[@estoyaqui5386]

The sponge-cake at 4:55 She "I´ve baked something, try out whether it´s tasty" She (after cake sticks to plate) "oh, that´s because it was in the fridge" ... Him "BLLLF IS THAT A SPONGE?"

[@poogan1239]

3:03, watching his kid get a concussion and laughing...LOL

[@randygreen007]

I see dementia in that kids future.

[@ardonjr]

and then the text: 'No one was harmed'.. uh.. well that's not what I saw

[@ernstoud]

0:55 … no animals were harmed. It is so good of FailArmy that they went and found the elk and checked its condition. Remarkable!

[@wendyryder2708]

Haha!

[@LadyAxe13]

It's kinda obvious the deer wasn't harmed by, you know, the way the car didn't touch him and he walked off. Doesn't take a genius to see he wasn't hurt.

[@invaliduserist]

As someone who has slammed into an elk at ~40 MPH, I assure you, the elk is completely fine. The one in this video is fine, too.

[@johnscallan5648]

Have you ever tried to check the health of a bull elk?

[@jariz26]

2:20 That "hero" cop failed miserably 🤣

[@GraceN.]

Yeah, that toddler knew exactly what to do with that egg! Lol

[@TReynard11]

1:54 Great leap into the truck there. As good as the fishing pole dive.

[@jeremyevans9521]

9.5 out of 10!

[@davedmk]

That sport bike cop chase is the most absurd thing I've seen in a while. My best guess is he stole the bike, didn't know how to ride it and was stuck in neutral revving with no effect. What a winner.

[@SheddysGaming]

Or snapped the chain after some sort of stunt but wanted to try and avoid getting impounded. Idk. Them not being able to catch him is flat out confusing tho

[@ponchoandy]

Still smarter than that cop that couldn't even catch him and fell.

[@KoboldPip]

Defo in neutral xD probably used to stealing twist and go mopeds and didn't know gears could exist on two wheels

[@__G___]

*No one was harmed *Someone was obviously harmed

[@Lance0304]

yep

[@livinginvancouverbc2247]

Motorcycle guy was burned by the exhaust system of his bike when it fell on him.

[@PrettyGirI123]

I don’t think you know what harm means.. It means death

[@Lance0304]

You Can Believe

[@bigdave9949]

The kid who falls and smashes the back of his head on the ground and the camera lady laughs sums up the intelligence level perfectly

[@Durwood71]

Why? No one was harmed.

[@Vaninasanta]

@@Durwood71 😂

[@miguelangelvazquezroque3791]

Deserved

[@20BMR]

No shit man, 💯. Coming from a airlifted ride to skull fractures I know to well. That hurt watching that then the reaction from the lady laughing 😳.. Damn

[@bigdave9949]

@@Durwood71 You really believe that? I pity you

[@MrYfrank14]

Yes, toddlers know what to do with an egg. You won't like what they do with an egg, but they know what to do with it.

[@DragonUltraMaster]

4:44 - No sponge was harmed.

[@twolip7540]

2:42 - she puts a hat made of the horse’s food near a horse’s mouth and wonders why the horse does what it does. Lol

[@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS]

... and said "Hay"

[@core3481]

She looks like that girl from the TV show "Yellowstone"

[@casdragon_5939]

horses don't eat straw lol

[@twolip7540]

@@casdragon_5939 tell the horse that. Haha

[@twolip7540]

@@casdragon_5939 also, clearly, they do. There is a video on KZbin you can find somewhere that shows this. Oh, wait...

[@officialdadbrand]

What did the Buffalo say when his kid left for college? Bison.

[@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS]

Lol, how bout the one with the dad and son Bull standing on top of the hill looking down at all the cows...

[@marclytle644]

Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.

[@MilahanPhilosophersCorner]

That little girl trying to sit in the chair was adorable.

[@johnbaldock6353]

"No one was harmed" is code for "Please Don't demonetise me"!!🤣

[@MilahanPhilosophersCorner]

😆

[@PrettyGirI123]

1:57 The funny awkward police chase ever!

[@FullThrottleMonty]

This is the result of balance bikes.

[@Mark-mx7zq]

2:10 he forgot that there's clutch innit.

[@Honukura]

im wondering if he's trying to steal it, but never learned to ride

[@randomvideos1998]

@@Honukura I don't think he is stealing it. The chain probably came off or the clutch got stuck somehow

[@Honukura]

@@randomvideos1998 i thought stealing because of cops. You tend to know pretty quick if the chain or belt came off, so he shouldnt have been hitting the gas anymore. But then again, ya never know 🤷‍♀️

[@Mark-zj6pc]

no idea why think tormenting animals ifunny

[@petitthom2886]

1:13 the pole leaving and making its own life was the best 😆

[@TheClimbingBronyOldColt]

And the excavator joyfully exclaimed.. "Bullseye!"

[@TerrorFahrer]

5:00 the sponge killed me :'D

[@martyndraper1240]

Biker has their bike land on them, then rolls around on the floor in pain. FailArmy "Naaaa it'll be fiiiine!" 🤣

[@livinginvancouverbc2247]

I think he got burned by his exhaust system/.

[@stormworksgamer922]

@@livinginvancouverbc2247 it still hurt him aka harmed him

[@baileyhodges0]

"There's another what?" That had me laughing

[@carsonhunt4642]

Lol she too big to care!

[@Vaninasanta]

Haha! Me too. Perfect ending 😂

[@lootwijk]

Yes, I felt that this scene was the real story.

[@shreyas7801]

3:20 Deer are herbivores, aren't they?

[@Commander_Appo]

Most of the time. Deer have been observed eating human corpses, among other non-plants

[@idiotsinboats]

02:04 it was a spectacular and irrational chase as much as possible

[@PieterPletinckx]

So much chaos energy, I'm so confused.

[@Peanutdenver]

@@PieterPletinckx He's either the cockiest criminal on the planet or he doesn't know how to put the bike in 1st gear...or any gear.

[@RennieAsh]

4:29 when your car won't start

[@Durwood71]

0:42 "No one was harmed" I think the guy rolling on the ground clutching his shoulder in pain would disagree.

[@stormworksgamer922]

Yep

[@geehammer1511]

It's just code for : they didn't die.

[@vengefulbeauty]

4:44 How did guy not think something was up when he literally had to pry the "cake" from the plate? LOL! 🤣🤣

[@MichaelBranson6]

1:28 Just a friendly reminder that the number of times it is safe to stand/walk on tables is still ZERO 🤣🤣🤣

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

How about a stroll by a flood retainer wall?

[@Nodokadark]

you can litterly see the guy on the bike rolling around in pain.. "no one was harmed" right XD

[@sanjayw9878]

0:44 "No one was harmed" while dudes rolling on the ground in pain LOL

[@Slaktrax]

Why do people tease and taunt animals? It's cruel and moronic behavior.

[@Jan_SKvP]

In Germany we don't say "thank you very much for the cake honey" we say "IS DAS'N SCHWAMM?!" and I think that's beautiful

[@daviddavidsonn3578]

who the fuck would waste nutella on a sponge??? 😑😑😑😑

[@troye.1309]

2:21 This guy is STILL cruising the country even though he ran out of fuel many miles ago.

[@blackshards3415]

2:25 - This rooster is like "dare you screaming at me!"

[@nanachimakenshi2512]

For every time FailArmy doesn't say "No one was harmed" I'm going to assume the person died in a horrific manner afterwards.

[@treehuggerkyle]

Or, by the end of the clip, they’re already dead. Maybe it just means “they’re no longer in pain.”

[@Stefan-]

2:41 "Hay" Yes thats what the horse wanted.

[@kojowiredu]

6:08 is the happiest, mischievous kid I've seen in a while 🥳

[@loveandrockets4life]

it's good to see the "no one was harmed" in obvious no-harm situations is still alive and well. God, the captions are so stupid.

[@Amx1790.]

Man: gets hit by a snail Failarmy: nO oNE WaS haRmEd

[@hehe218]

Lol 😂

[@hansdampf5267]

*head being chopped of* *arm ripped appart* *leg breaks in 4 places* Failarmy: no one was harmed!

[@tiredman99]

"No one was harmed" Guy who just crashed on a dirt bike: Ow fuck! My arm and shoulder!

[@stfailnew]

This video is proof that laughter is the best medicine

[@DizZzaMcOwnage]

EY IS DAT NEN SCHWAMM!?!

[@user-rf2vk8zp2u]

Did they have an interview with the Elk after it moved out of the way of traffic? Also, blurring out Amazon Prime on the side of the delivery truck is ridiculous. Are you hoping to be sponsored?

[@godofeternals]

2:04 wtf is this bro HAHHAHAHAHHAHH

[@SeenAGreatLight]

Man, thank you so much for subtitling the "HAHAHAs." Without your tireless efforts, I wouldn't know when to laugh. XD

[@Pizzpott]

Can you imagine people who are so sad and have such a dull and inconsequential life, that they have to tell their kids to rub food into their hair so they can get a video on TikTok, Twitter or Failarmy to get likes?

[@johnnymacf1]

I love how they try and blur out the wording on one of the recognisable vans in the world! 🤣

[@RedTideRTS]

Fisherman was a non fail. That dude boldly jumped to save his pole and the catch. Kid smashing their head, non fail. That’s scary AF.

[@devilchu281]

Whenever it says “No one was harmed” it means an ambulance was called.😅

[@jeffsmith3132]

I love when red light runners crash lol

[@Weakadmin]

NEW FAILAFMY!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@abc-gr1iz]

U got this buddy

[@drigou17]

NO ONE WAS HARMED!

[@andrewkolb6309]

Damn now we're gonna go with No animals were harmed

[@ResearchNational]

1:58 when the Flinstones try to escape on a motorcycle.

[@FailArmyCentral]

Watching this video reminds me that sometimes, the best way to learn is through other people's mistakes. Thanks for the laughs and valuable lesson on what not to do!

[@pokerace420]

Is "no one harmed" code for "they didn't die?"

[@Resolute900]

Horse eats hat. Lady: Hay! Horse : I know, right !

[@avix007]

New Drinking Game: Have a shot every time a FailArmy video shows *NO ONE WAS HARMED*.

[@discordkid8281]

"The whole country was bombed and destroyed" FailArmy: NO ONE WAS HARMED

[@Psykout]

What makes the fishing pole one even funnier is that it was the spot lock engaging (the automatic anchor from the trolling motor) so that pole was *firmly* attached to the boat... There was no need to dive in after it.

[@flippedoutkyrii]

0:51 How? How do you know that? Did you stop to ask him during a FailArmy exclusive Interview??

[@kenneth69]

Guy trying to eat the tasty treat made me laugh.

[@gamepapa1211]

*man crashed his bike into a parked car and faceplants on the hood* FailArmy: "N O O N E W A S H A R M E D"

[@daviddavidsonn3578]

the hood was his enemy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paraplegicmom5318]

"Hey" hey's for horses 😆

[@johnnyblade4351]

It is really brilliant just to see how stupid we can be and the laughter is infectious. I mean how many dumb silly things have I done .. Love this channel

[@bigdave9949]

After reading your comment, I would say you do dumb things multiple times a day

[@johnnyblade4351]

@@bigdave9949 That's a Bit Heavy................. I wouldn't say Multiple.... X3

[@bigdave9949]

@@johnnyblade4351 No it's more like 12 times a day

[@johnnyblade4351]

@@bigdave9949 OK lol

[@MixBento-FailsofTheWeek]

I have no shame in laughing at other peoples failures 😂😂😂😂

[@CarNerd68493]

I LOVE THESE

[@amberkidney8186]

That little girl knew exactly what to do with the egg. Hahahahhahaha....

[@bira_85]

1:58 great Koraidon impression

[@Yumiio00]

I love how In the dirt bike video they said no one was harmed but the guy was clenching his arm- 💀

[@mrpaul_edu]

"no one was harmed'" spoils the fun of watching. Could you please just make one disclaimer at the beginng that no one was harmed in any of the videos we're about to watch.

[@krishnaprasad.p3832]

This is the only channel who always present super heros... Because most of the people met accident horribly but ""No one is harmed"" so ofcourse they are super heros 😂

[@PogoDarnexx]

Nice to see some German once in a while xD

[@davidevans5804]

When does the funny start? This channel: 10 years ago, we have nothing left

[@JeDindk]

6:22 - people who deliberately scare their pets are cruel! 🙁

[@coryroberts7519]

* some of these people definitely were harmed * XD

[@Alfonso222]

*someone sneezes* FailArmy: "nobody was harmed"

[@pjotrtje0NL]

At 1:03 the best use for a pregnant hippo (a.k.a. Model S), being a test subject for crashes…

[@sturmovik1274]

0:15 LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED, MAN!!!!!

[@Kundalini12]

A literal sponge cake, that’s just evil.

[@HeidiSue60]

Elk: dash for the vehicle Driver: not today WIN

[@monowires]

if i had a dollar for every comment about “no one was harmed” i’d be able to pay off my student loans

[@OxBoys]

God I love fails!!

[@hhxichikk]

She was scared of a Deer being serene and gentle? 😶

[@leonkane8570]

3:40 no one was harmed, what about that lady's dignity ?

[@KylesBullets]

Kid who broke the kitchen counter tho 😆

[@akumetsugaming]

the horse: “that’s what i thought it was 😮🙄”

[@monder1060]

0:49 notice the sign by the road warning about... deer

[@sylvester-jb3lj]

0.45...nobody was harmed...except the biker with a broken collar bone !!!!!

[@Ifyernotawakeyet]

1:04 "No one was harmed" except the persons' pocketbook that had to get a new car.

[@Drubaldo]

What I find the most ridiculous is that when people do something stupid and the result surprises them. Like hello, what the heck were you thinking?

[@funnyhappystudios]

Pissed me off when they were speeding up and using the windshield wipers to knock the mouse off. 🤬😡