All Time Greatest Fails! Classic Fails Compilation

[@MrDDiRusso]

Why is it always a glass table top? Those things should be illegal.

[@failarmy]

Best comment from Classic Fails compilation! #fails #failarmy

[@CheeseMiser]

@@failarmy tf

[@Infernal_Crimson]

@@failarmy like seriously?

[@patrickfreeman8257]

The glass table top should be illegal? Seriously? Why not make stupidity illegal? Didn't your mom ever tell you "that's not in-the-house play"? And the dude who drove a Ferrari into the minivan? Should minivans be illegal next?

[@mikejohnson7225]

Outlaw the table but you’re okay with a drunk guy swinging a big sword around? Okay. 😎👍

[@deanstanley2125]

In event of a grease fire, cover the pot or pan with a lid and let it burn out. Never use water. And please don't panic like this ninny.

[@russiangoose4349]

Or do what I do Give it a blood sacrifice In the form of a lamb and speak in Latin to Summon the grease lord

[@SLC1990]

Excellent advice 👏👏👏

[@SilverTongue710]

You can also throw table salt on it and it will help minimize the fire

[@russiangoose4349]

My way seems to work the best. Sure you got to give him a liver of a cow each time but hey free money

[@justinkroos1018]

​@@SilverTongue710 Or just take sand.

[@volodask]

My favourite is the baby at 16:08 . Falls like a potato, but keeps laughing. That's the spirit!

[@josepha3805]

That's a good one that baby will be a great leader one day

[@CocoWantsACracker]

My first (and not so kind) thought was that he's fallen like that once too often before

[@skylined5534]

8:05 Never have I seen karma react so fast. I despise douches who carry out 'pranks' like this so seeing one come gloriously to grief like that is rather heartwarming 😂

[@rowdytaylor3666]

💯💯💯

[@alexrekzu4079]

Best way to remove a tooth, try it! ;;)

[@Impalaplayer]

He actually said jaw because his jaw hit hard. He probably did break his jaw.

[@axon130]

@@Impalaplayer I hope so.

[@WackoMcGoose]

Whoever invented the Gallon Smash trend, may all your bacon burn.

[@mist-rj9hm]

The dog in the end definitely made my day 😂

[@FranciumBoron]

Heheh, B O L A S .

[@Wolfinator234]

The fail in that one was not getting your dog fixed

[@Mika-Fresh]

@@Wolfinator234cry about it.

[@Lycan4]

Lady: I'm gonna make a nice yoga video. Dog: Behold. Cocoa-nuts!

[@noneyabizz8337]

I like when dude threw the milk down and karma kicked his ass for us

[@NeverletyoufallNever]

Right!? My first thought was, :And you still gonna pay for them!"

[@irh1738]

One of the most satisfying to watch….

[@bilbobigbollix7318]

The caption is wrong. It was his jaw he broke. It was a craze back in the day to for kids (in Ireland) to video themselves being arseholes like this. I like to think his broken jaw helped put a stop to it!

[@Kimberly-92]

😆😆

[@chrisfinley9189]

omg ikr i luaghed for like 10 mins straight... i think i broke me jaw

[@alanstringer.]

Y'know, mad props to the people that uploaded videos of themselves doing embarrassing things. You didn't have to but you did and we're grateful.

[@SlavicUnionGaming]

the guy getting hiself nearly ran over by his truck isn't anything embarrassing he nearly has an accident.

[@applicareinc]

I feel very bad for the guy that got his hand squeezed in the hood of the car. I hope he did not break his hand and got it freed quickly.

[@AtheistOrphan]

Some say he’s still there, waiting to be rescued.

[@wwvc11]

same. onece i squeezed my finger in car dor. it was broken. poor man got his whole hand squezzed

[@boogersmcgee]

*no one was injured*

[@bacilluscereus1299]

Yeah I had to stop watching after that. 😥

[@onenikkione]

brutal

[@IronMouseAndy]

i love your video a lot

[@TeamWickedOpinion]

18:44 I need a background story for this clip! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DroidzandBrix]

He wasn’t the only one there. His friend was going to use a snowmobile they had with them. However, he (the one using the snowmobile) forgot it was connected to the tent

[@EBTS-3]

@@DroidzandBrix Wow thanks I thought some random guy stole his truck and his tent too, its now more of a "HEY you idiot" than "HEY my stuff !" lol

[@Avalon_1991]

It's like something from good Top Gear

[@hollandaise84]

@Danny Dolan like in a cartoon when they fall down a cliff or a well, and the scream gets farther away.

[@randolfo1265]

0:11 - That kid - 'I'm ok!' What a boss!

[@yaolofe3852]

Me: Good job boss kida

[@paul-lnx]

meanwhile the child @ 16:10 "HaHa" xD

[@sophieheart2707]

The kid is okay

[@doctormahrio5226]

Kids really can be indestructible sometimes. I remember eating ants off the floor of my kitchen dining room once

[@wolfnebulae]

The "I'm doing it for the kids" slays me every time 😂

[@harrietbrown6415]

Doctor Foster went to Gloucester...

[@shannonhill5676]

18:48 The screaming part made me laugh so hard. It just sounded hilarious as it fades.😂

[@IIISoopaKidIII]

The guy at 1:58 is so lucky to be smart and move with the car instead of being squashed

[@ChuckRuledTheWorld]

Well his foot is squashed🤣

[@shooterboi]

@@ChuckRuledTheWorld i've been there and while it hurts, it's nowhere near the worst pain i've felt before. though my foot wasn't sideways atleast 😬

[@alexandriaburnett2801]

Lucky he has reflexes?

[@skylined5534]

​@@MakinBacon97 How about lucky he noticed in time to react?

[@raphmaster23]

0:28 letting your intrusive thoughts win lol

[@AnnalisaBrandt]

Good to see

[@Kat-tr2ig]

1:25 Look at those brave men squeeling and screeking over a tiny, harmless little mouse!

[@renesauer872]

Don't forget trying to squash it with shovels. Barbarians...

[@ev6558]

I thought it was pretty obvious they were joking around to wind up the woman who screamed first. Probably the same one who stood there having a nervous breakdown when her food caught fire instead of using the sink that's two feet away.

[@redmadness265]

Just get some leather gloves and grab it

[@renesauer872]

@@redmadness265 like it's so easy to grab the tiny thing...

[@redmadness265]

@@renesauer872 You likely won't even kill it with a leather grasp

[@cindydott452]

That dog at the end was all "Take a look at these babies!"

[@Until_It_Is_Done]

16:18 Kid took it like a champ! 💪😂

[@TheSodaYeee]

​@@sonza68 lol

[@loveumore_]

"Who said we need dogs honey? The chickens will be security" 😂

[@thespudlord686]

Use more punctuation. "Dogs honey" is not a good thing to visualise by a non-native english speaker...

[@swikedjla1000]

It’s always a good day when failarmy posts XD Maybe not for the victims of the fails, but for me, yes.

[@ghostix.]

At least even some of the people that fall laugh as well, like me

[@costicanistor156]

Haha! I was amused by the puppy's pair of balls at the end.

[@Sir_Mike]

*No one was Harmed* ❤😂😂😂

[@SirGriefALot]

OK you can't say the guy who got pinched by the crab he was trying to cook didn't deserve that.😅

[@deanfillery8652]

5:44 dude in the back having the time of his life.

[@dogs-and-destruction-channel]

Until he realises he's next in line.

[@deanfillery8652]

@@dogs-and-destruction-channel 🤣🤣🤣It was fun while it lasted.

[@teeroh99]

18:33 All these years later, I'm still not sure what the hell is happening there. 🙃

[@Canucklesammich]

As I recall reading about it, they were ice fishing & one was leaving to go get something & forgot the tent was still attached to the truck.

[@scrappydoo7887]

Being photobombed by the dogs bollocks 😂

[@Queuev4zzz]

Lmao 😭😭

[@ArianaAshham]

​@@Queuev4zzz eughhh didn't need to see that

[@Userhdhd-t5l]

The last one with dog was the best 😂😂

[@llamasugar5478]

8:06 Very pleased to see that “karma” is still alive and well. 00:58 This made me wheeze-laugh!

[@LHyoutube]

5:53 - Hey, Ripley clearly isn't complaining there! 😂

[@donaldsalkovick396]

Yeah i saw a couple fingers disappear

[@joshlafroschRIVEN]

1:08 he thought it was his deathday💀

[@markula_4040]

2:21 Keep practicing. It's going to happen one day.

[@a.c.m.e.ink.4568]

9:20 Haha, scared of the big scary Butterfly 🦋 😂

[@ramirogutierrez6312]

I thought it was a bat😂😂

[@prideCrab]

waaaa~!! Jaijers

[@Brer_puppets]

9:13

[@cp4512]

8:07 justly deserved 😂😂😂

[@renegadepyro726]

That one at 8:00 is so satisfying

[@MissAshley101]

😂😂😂

[@1Ph0nePr0]

that one prob hurt like shit

[@IIISoopaKidIII]

15:33 is pure pain, i could barely watch 😆

[@oserchlp]

Dude omg, poor guy

[@darksoulsss2618]

Yeah i had that happen to me. It's level 11 out of 10. oww is a understatement.

[@skylined5534]

*dddyyYYYYARRRGHHHhhh!*

[@explorer47422]

legitimate gasp

[@emilcioran8873]

7:38 Broke my heart. Poor fella.

[@kirillmyachin]

This finale. Thx FA for making my day brighter!

[@Mariozilla1]

12:50 That one is truly a classic and a meme.

[@2013BugattiChiron]

The car : thanks for rolling me over time to see how is nature

[@NomadSnow]

I just wanna say, I stuck with Failarmy through the really bad period where you guys were trying a lot of stupid shit to circumvent the even stupider shit KZbin was forcing you to do and... I'm glad I have. You guys are doing excellent. Thank you for the entertainment and the dedication.

[@RaysGamingChannel2003]

Yeah the Dark Age of KZbin

[@baltothewolf]

@@RaysGamingChannel2003 Yeah we still in it lmao

[@ferociousgumby]

I thought this one was merely so-so. Don't call them greatest of all time, it only leads to disappointment.

[@adadove6380]

someone explain this what did youtube do

[@taxana6]

13:05 Homer: "Oh, Marge! How I missed your voice?!" Too bad it's beeped out.

[@OddlyIncredible]

1:57 is why you ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS chock at least one wheel when lifting a vehicle. Don't rely solely on the parking brake.

[@dogs-and-destruction-channel]

And put it in park or 1st (for a manual transmission) as a backup pre-caution too.

[@abd4175]

Dude was so lucky he wasn't squashed under there🙏

[@nieron]

I loved how he decided to pick up the guitar before helping his friend.

[@chimichanga295]

5:28 dude drifted in that pool like a pro

[@davidhill1408]

My sense of humor hasn't changed that much if that last clip has me rolling too!😂😂

[@MetalHeadReacts]

Every time I see it, I'm always so happy that prick at 8:05 faceplants. He fully deserves it.

[@pjotrtje0NL]

One of society’s future ‘diamonds’…

[@rowdytaylor3666]

💯

[@TubbiebeanHunterAF]

2:13 what is lil bro doing at the gym💀

[@MissAshley101]

😂😂😂

[@GodOfWar2022-k]

He’s practicing

[@TheDaddyCar]

FailArmy are the number 1 fail channel. They are the king of the other fail channels. Thank you FailArmy🙏👍🔥😁

[@KoboldPip]

ok

[@GurraSweden]

0:41 karma 😂

[@Aaaaaaaaaaaa4273]

What karma

[@leifopstad2972]

4:42 all things considered, this was actually a pretty good recovery

[@ArticMoss]

15:45 sounded like gru for a second

[@lucid_dreams420]

Great comp! LITERALLY classics! 😂 These will never not be funny!

[@GerudoKing_]

18:41 is the most hilarious. 😂

[@luisschmelz4115]

What even happened there😅

[@clickbrickers2022]

This is probably the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. I’m dying 🤣 7:17

[@Meluhdie]

i came to the comments just to comment this

[@Meluhdie]

@Danny Dolan omg Danny wow you’re so smart putting 2 and 2 together. Congratulations

[@harrietbrown6415]

I agree; I've been around the local farmer's guinea fowl but they never charged me. They were pretty shy really 😀These ones took the biscuit.

[@clickbrickers2022]

@@harrietbrown6415 We own chickens who chase us sometimes. But never the whole group like that 😂

[@stellarnstarz]

0:40 La La La La- *man falls* 😂😂 That has to be my fav part of the video lol

[@Teddychukss]

8:05 😂....so satisfying

[@Kragatar]

5:53 I can't stop laughing at this one. 🤣

[@LHyoutube]

18:24 - Well, I guess that's one way to guarantee your kid never develops a peanut allergy! 😂

[@Taranymph]

kid was like "whaa happened?"

[@frog731]

not sure if you know but sadly you can't prevent allergies, I really wish it was possible though

[@LHyoutube]

​@@frog731 - My comment was meant very much tongue-in-cheek rather than as being medically accurate. Nonetheless, there is actually evidence that peanut allergies can be at least partially prevented by in-utero (maternal) and infant exposure to peanuts under appropriate medical supervision. But once again, that wasn't intended as the message behind my humorous comment. There is also evidence of breastfeeding babies reducing the incidence of dairy allergies, and infant exposure to eggs reducing the incidence of egg allergies.

[@frog731]

@@LHyoutube thank you for clarifying and giving me new knowledge today, I appreciate it

[@LHyoutube]

@@frog731 - No problem at all 👍

[@sarahwalsh640]

Watching these back-to-school fails reminds me that simply surviving school in fails of the week without any embarrassing moments is an achievement!

[@kevinpuneeth6790]

6:45 she kept dancing🤣

[@AleksTheLittleOne]

@17:43 I can't believe how dumb he was ... this is the reason why aliens won't talk to us

[@darkheartrjdyosn6345]

8:15 audience: "ooh...that was just as horrible as his body language suggested...let's 👏 applaud anyway & tell him he did 👍 great"

[@red-trinity7390]

That is a “well you tried” applause

[@MilindGhadi-y6r]

The humor in your videos is like a fine wine; it just keeps getting better with time!

[@HopsAndLead]

8:06 Hope he did. Would be well deserved because someone has to clean that up.

[@netun0]

12:27 What would he expect to happen?

[@ej_makesvideos]

13:25 when kerosene plays on the radio

[@PharaohChin]

5:53 it’s like it hurts, but felt great at the same time. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@mokshjain5053]

10:37 bro pounded at her so hard 😅😅

[@carlmagrath6389]

@ 14:53 Guess who's buying his mom a new oven, what a good boy

[@Mad9977]

lol the Yoga dog 🤣

[@kbramlett6877]

I have 3 things to say. 1) Excellent compilation. 2) The dog in the final clip, you could definitely tell that he has NOT been neutered. 3) No matter what happens, we will always say "Are you O.K.?" Someone could be walking down the stairs, trip, fall head over heels, and smack their head on the banister. Then leave it to someone to say, "Are You O.K.?"

[@jacklow9611]

How about falling off a ladder from about 8-10 ft, hit a solid steel lift rack in the middle of your shin, while carrying an entire case of oil, and have someone say, "Are you okay?" The worst part of it was a bone bruise from my ankle to my knee, and a dent in my shin bone that took several years to disappear (the bone bruise took about 6 months).

[@Ou8y2k2]

There is a slight possibility that if your parachute doesn't open, you're still okay.

[@Durwood71]

Best of all is when they say, "Are you okay?" before the person has even stopped falling. He could be in mid tumble down a slope, and someone will still say it.

[@MrSham3less]

@@jacklow9611 Jesus christ dude... Are you ok?

[@jacklow9611]

@@MrSham3less: I am now, more or less. I did come down with a phobia of ladders, but that also came from an earlier incident that gave me a phobia of falling unexpectedly.

[@BenCDawson]

11:51, A grown man full blown swinging on a child's swing with an open fire in front of him, what could go wrong?

[@higherup9862]

16:07 poor kid.. you can already see his future 😂

[@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST]

11:28 One of my favorite pranks. Harmless and totally ridiculous! 😅

[@tekarock]

6:42 My gut feeling tells me that the woman who fell doesn’t have a clue she is featured at Fail Army 😁😁

[@-CG]

RUN like HELL if a silo with grain in it bursts!!! Shit is super flammable, and it'll get ya! Massive fireball.

[@Noclue165]

Did we just get flashed by the last dog 💀😆

[@LHyoutube]

Well teabagged, technically! 😂

[@tony.5211]

That guy running away from the chicken or whatever that was...😂😂😂😂

[@defeatSpace]

9:20 embodies the vendettas of Mercy mains.

[@Drewbert_m]

1:05 guy let his intrusive thoughts win

[@greggyts13]

6:25 when the background laugh is funnier than the video😉

[@Mariozilla1]

19:17 four classics in a row!

[@bxqpxd]

12:00 that neanderthal thinking that by kicking the device he will change something, primitive

[@tekarock]

I always wondered since this video was uploaded ages ago why an Australian bloke would behave like that! That explains! He is a neanderthal! 😂

[@AtheistOrphan]

@@tekarock - This was in the U.K. It made the news at the time.

[@basrover6544]

18:41 By far my favourite one. I love the screaming at the end.😁

[@WackoMcGoose]

3:45 "I need... I need... _a tailor."_

[@hiyapal7719]

8:06 My favorite part of the video. 👊👊👊🤣😆🤣👍👍👍👍👍

[@markw999]

16:55 - Nothing like working on those pole dancing moves from your early teens! Bet Mom and Dad are proud. Must be Arkansas.

[@theodorelaval1133]

8:50 - yeah, keep moving it left to right, that always puts a fire out. Don't get a lid to put on it or anything.

[@Fauxknight]

Hey, spaghetti is hard.

[@weirdcan]

I could watch 0:53 over and over again and I'd still laugh my *** off. 😀

[@Shadow_Seven76]

0:52 😂😂😂

[@doctormahrio5226]

When the animation in a video game goes over the ledge

[@weirdcan]

@@doctormahrio5226exactly!

[@Cam_88]

8:06 That's called karma 😂

[@levelz8015]

No commentary is refreshing, thanks! 😊

[@angelamckay9548]

Poor wee mouse 😮

[@joeluiss]

0:56 The GOAT of all fails!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kingkoopa00]

15:30 - Never EVER trust hood struts when working on a car.

[@joelmoses565]

That zip line fail was epic !!! I love this video!!! You’re the amazing 🤩 fail army!!! Thanks for the video !!!

[@Stuntcat-vv8cm]

6:02 bro is so wasted!😂

[@JK-yw2dl]

5:25 triple H gone wrong 😂😂😂

[@NerdburgChannel]

8:45 How do people still not know how to deal with a simple pan/pot fire? Learnt this stuff at school as a kid.

[@WackoMcGoose]

Considering she's panicking in Russian, "learning at school" probably has a different definition over there. ...Her babushka probably should have taught her, though.

[@DemeDemetre]

3:53 ouch...

[@FXGreggan.]

Serves you right for boiling crabs alive.

[@mm2downy]

Greatest fails chain❤️🔥🔥

[@DC_92]

This one was really good. I like it when we can laugh at ourselves. 👍🏻❤️

[@otis6791]

Saved the best for last 😂