People Being Idiots | Try Not To Laugh

[@surffishermanandcrossbowki9457]

Dude complaining about a $5 tip from a pizza order? WTF? Most people hardly tip at all anymore so be grateful.

[@Deuteromis]

I think that one made Inside Edition lol

[@Zyk0th]

I heard about this. It was a $20 order. $5 is 20%. If he wanted a bigger tip, he should have taken a larger order. The woman complained to Doordash, the tip was rescinded, and he no longer works for Doordash. What a stupid was to loose your job. Edit: A $5 tip for a $20 order is 25%, not 20%. Math was never my strong suit.

[@vicentiu67]

@@Zyk0th such an entitled douche. glad he was fired

[@iiickythump]

This and them messing with the food is why I don’t get delivery

[@jaykmdee152]

Dude this comment got pinned by THE FailArmy! Give this man or woman more likes!

[@KrakenIsland64]

$5 for a pizza and 1 side? Thats 20%, which is the max expected in restaurants where waiters actually work and get paid

[@crudboy12]

As a delivery driver, you are wrong about that. I'm assuming he's working for a gig company since most pizza places outsource instead of using their own drivers now. We (at least in my area) do not get minimum wage. We get a flat fee starting at $2 (Doordash) per delivery. If customers don't tip, you can literally lose money by delivering to them when gas is factored in. Calling it a tip is misleading, because it's really more of a bid. Orders that don't have high tips on them tend to sit because people choose not to deliver them. I would never call someone out on their tip, because it's unprofessional, and I try not to accept orders that don't tip highly enough to make it worthwhile. Instead of considering the tip as a total percentage of the price of food, consider the tip as a reasonable amount to deliver considering your distance to the store and other factors. Where I deliver, $5 is a good tip for a local delivery in good weather, because that means I'm likely earning at least $7 on the delivery, and I can do 3-4 local deliveries in an hour. If you are 20 minutes away and tip $5, the food will sit on the shelf for a long time, because I can only do 1 delivery like that an hour (return trip empty) and would rather see $18+ earnings before I accept that. Keep in mind, we are using our personal vehicles and paying for wear and tear as well as gas, which usually eats up about 15% of my earnings. Doordash sucks as a company and charges massive delivery fees which do not go to the drivers. They are routinely trying to force us to do more for less. Recent changes they have made include removing the base pay for bundled orders (meaning if you don't tip, we are working for free), hiding parts of your tip to trick us into accepting bad orders, and punishing people who decline too many bad orders by sending them more bad orders. I feel this guy's frustration, because it sucks to be trying to keep your acceptance rate above 70% and keep being given orders from stingy fucks who don't tip. Doordash is also screwing us by over saturating all their markets with new drivers which makes it much harder for any one individual to make enough money for Doordash to be worthwhile versus a different job. I'm personally looking for different employment because it has gotten simply unsustainable, and my car has broken down as a result of the 10s of thousands of extra miles I put on it.

[@SuperRat420]

paid less than minimum wage and it was our gas. Waitresses can walk to work if they can't get enough, we couldn't. Do better, man

[@SuperRat420]

fuckin what on earth do you mean a full wage? I was $4/hr at Papas $75 just for the whole night mom and pop in Philly and $5/hr at a mom and pop in Jersey. You live in the clouds

[@kickeramps]

​@@crudboy12here's an idea, if you don't like the job get a different one.

[@macethorns1168]

@@crudboy12 Then you're in the wrong line of work. Not my fault that "any delivery fee is not a tip for the driver" is the Pizza Hut (and others) policy.

[@iemandjwzz4614]

0:47 tipping culture is insane

[@Milk-ck1wv]

it shouldn't be a thing

[@lisathesupergremlin7731]

It has gotten crazy. Tip jars everywhere! I'm surprised the mailman hasn't demanded a tip... yet. Like I said above, these companies need to raise wages.

[@lokent6592]

US is a broken country, stop this whole tipping BS and just pay people. Then if you dont earn enough you cant whine about tips, just get a different job.

[@Ohmygodstfu2045]

@@lokent6592Ah yes the whole Us is a broken country. Swear we occupy your thoughts 24/7 365. How sad, I don’t think about Europeans on a daily basis.

[@somuchfortalent]

@@lisathesupergremlin7731 How much extra are you willing to pay to raise wages?

[@natehill8069]

12:55 "Wtf lady!"??? Actually, she is in what looks like an exercise area, and is walking a tightrope in high heels. Props to her. Maybe YOU should watch where youre going.

[@oldageisdumb]

I’m sure it’s staged, but if not, I totally agree

[@donniev8181]

Staged

[@davidtaylor111]

Like it didn't notice a woman walking in front of him for feet off the ground

[@Michael_N9253N]

Definitely wasn't staged or anything...

[@billstolemyshoes]

its some dude addicted to his phone, probably just binges tiktok all day, it's to be expected

[@frostbitethewhiteknight6742]

"That's a nice house for a $5 tip." What, was he expecting to get a Ferrari for delivering a pizza?

[@MartijnKapper]

A $5 tip is not that bad for delivering one pizza? Or is it in the States?

[@Zyk0th]

@@MartijnKapper This is in the States, but an average tip over here is 20%. A $5 tip for a $20 order is 25%. He complained about getting an above average tip because he felt his customer could afford even more. The sheer entitlement of some people, man...

[@Dmoriarty1993]

I'm English. Here we don't tip, so it's lost on me. The stingy employers should cover that.

[@slacko1971]

@@Dmoriarty1993Not true, I frequently get tips in my job bizarrely by people who don't look super wealthy and I'm just doing my job for. I also regularly tip my barber and places where I eat if it's been a good meal.

[@Dempig]

@@Zyk0th You are clueless, that was a 30+ mile delivery for $5 , she lives in a tiny town called kempner texas and the nearest pizza place is the next town over a 30-40 minute drive one way. It was a terrible tip. Cost him more in gas to deliver it.

[@KintokiSan]

Hearing that tip guy got not only the tip taken away and refunded but also fired fills my heart with joy ❤

[@AsmodeusMictian]

Fuck yeah! Let 'em suffer for wanting to pay their bills!!! LULZ

[@Michael_N9253N]

Got not the tip that tip guy did, but did too get fired did that tip guy did he.

[@AsmodeusMictian]

@@Michael_N9253N That took me several readings to realize it still wasn't going to make any sense. >_> :D

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

You want him to lose his job and thereby his financial security over a petty comment? Jesus dude get a grip.

[@KintokiSan]

@@FirstFamilyCharger ingrates don't deserve good things to happen to them. I don't care what you think about that.

[@braveheartbob3473]

$5 tip for what looks like a $30 order??? WHAT DO YOU EXPECT???

[@KesshOxCry]

even for a 150€ order is 5€ still much... i mean i live in germany and not the us. But most oft the delivery guys her in germany only gets around 50cent - 2€...

[@MarrisaPlays]

30 hell that looked like it might have been 20

[@andrewmaderer1989]

I mean I never tip like less than 10 because I get the struggle but yeah, that’s not a bad amount.

[@lawncuttingplusdelta]

55 second delivery guy …. Complaining about 5. Dollar tip ? …. 40-50 deliveries a shift plus wage …. What a wanker

[@CanadianB.O.W]

@@KesshOxCry Im pretty sure EU Tipping is almost the exact opposite as North America

[@DirtryErnie]

11:53 That dog looks so pleased with himself! Love it.

[@wheressteve]

That umbrella covered my entire life in 5 seconds.

[@yaros_eu]

11:50 welp, now you have 2 dogs

[@adelardj7026]

but what is that thing that his head stick out from, floor?

[@arthas640]

Awesome

[@carlosbillegas1089]

THE PIZZA GUY WANT 100 DOLLAR OR WHAT ??

[@TMaxMoment]

hey hey hey bro

[@carlossebastiannecroticgot7232]

He deserves more money than 5 dollars bc he delivers and people should be grateful and appreciate all the work these employees do for ungrateful customers like that person

[@Konarcoffee]

Don't order delivery if you can't afford to tip friend

[@altumlux]

Pizzacı gerçek bir idiot çünkü.

[@winningsides7347]

@@carlossebastiannecroticgot7232I wouldn’t say ungrateful, at least he got a tip

[@maestro_dana]

12:55 Really, how he gonna blame the woman for that? Dude is so busy on his cell phone he doesn't notice a woman SEVERAL FEET OFF THE GROUND.

[@donjohnson1573]

That's clearly staged. He starts falling as soon as he makes contact with an elastic band.

[@oldageisdumb]

I’m sure it’s staged but on the off chance it’s not, I totally agree with you

[@bonchbonch]

It's staged.

[@zibberebbiz]

this one and the one right after it are so staged, really breaks the flow of the video

[@oldageisdumb]

@@zibberebbiz The one right after didn’t looked stage. Got the balloons caught in the door.

[@PetrPss]

2:30 - Why these screens are even there? 2:39 - Are they in space?

[@oliverberglas4188]

It's the city below them

[@nthgth]

The screens are too show scoring and turns, like at a bowling alley. (The girl was throwing from way further back than you're supposed to) And yeah the plane is turning so it's banking, a left turn so he left side is facing the ground

[@Bishop228]

I would’ve made a call & gotten that pizza guy fired in a heartbeat. What a prick. Be happy you got a tip at all, bruh. SMH.

[@dansback8053]

Why you got to seek vengeance

[@aocxe]

​@@dansback8053indeed sir

[@Meg_of_all_threads]

He did got fired for his attitude. 5$ tip on 20$ order is not bad anyway.

[@randomcourier]

@@Meg_of_all_threads 5$ is actually more then what he should of gotten lol 2$ for every 10 on the bill is how i work tips out, i woulda gave him 4

[@77Infidel]

​@dansback8053 the guy represents the company he works for. To be a douche and demean the PAYING customer is bad business. Do you think the customer will tell all of their friends to order from this company and have a douche demean them? Either the delivery guy was having a bad day, week, month, life, but remember who pays your bills. He is/was a liability and hopefully he learns to keep his mouth/emotions in check.

[@ccampbell7214]

Yep... and I'd give him another tip .. "Ya might want to get another job "... 😂😂

[@Ghost-fun666]

I agree with you.

[@azamitani6405]

that’s literally near impossible now tho

[@nthgth]

​@@azamitani6405 places all around me have signs saying "Now hiring! Starting at $16/hr!" And other such. Maybe central NY is unique there though

[@FFTV-IdiotsAtWork]

02:24 I like the way they hug each other because they just experienced a miraculous stroke of luck.

[@commandermassacre]

was bout to say the same thing

[@adamb89]

I interpreted that as "Hey Al, here's that bike you wanted." "Thanks Steve, but did you really have to dump it on the ground like that?" "Well, you know how much I hate your guts Al." Like something out of Family Guy lol

[@iz723]

That was hilarious

[@FFTV-IdiotsAtWork]

@@adamb89 What are you saying?

[@adamb89]

@@FFTV-IdiotsAtWork I said: I interpreted that as "Hey Al, here's that bike you wanted." "Thanks Steve, but did you really have to dump it on the ground like that?" "Well, you konw how much I hate your guts Al." Like something out of Family Guy lol

[@Quacking-Goose]

6:40 I think if I saw that many unopened packages at a house i'd get a wellness check done on the person living there

[@skateata1]

I was thinking the same. It could also be a hoarder. Some people will buy tons of stuff for the thrill and never open it.

[@kimm6589]

@@skateata1 If it's a hoarder, they definitely need a wellness check.

[@spitfire577]

This was the chat I was looking for there's something wrong for sure.. it's seems to be a very safe neighborhood but the neighbors seem not to get involved with their neighbors well being.

[@amyr.8283]

That's exactly what I thought.

[@nthgth]

The dude has a great camera zoom game too, indicating the open packages in the distance

[@carlwitt3934]

7:59 Little trucker tip:: Have a spare key under the hood... plenty of wire ties under there to discretely hang one from a keychain. First thing I do with every new rig.

[@TheKelThalas]

Best way I've heard/what I do is one for the ignition and one for my pocket. I always have a key to my truck in my possession with another in the ignition at almost all times.

[@scrappydog175]

Yup, and I pull the door lock fuse out. My doggie did it to me at the gas pumps once.

[@joe125ful]

Or have key in pocket that helps too....

[@nthgth]

Today I learned: - you can open the hood on these things from outside the truck. - Look there if I ever want/need to break into one

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

​@@nthgth You'd never figure out how to drive it! 🤭 Good with a stick shift? How about a double clutch?! Maybe you could find a KZbin vid to explain.

[@ZoonCrypticon]

@9:40 That was a Jean-Claude Van Damme split. Impressive!

[@MrYfrank14]

2:39- during WWII Boeings would get wings, tails and engines shot off and they would still make it back home. Today they fall apart without even being shot. Whatever changed, they need to change it back.

[@rositasultana3958]

Trump deregulated the aviation industry 😮money, money, money 💰

[@springbok4015]

That’s not how it works unfortunately

[@Ohmygodstfu2045]

0:47- Nice house for a $5 tip Get a new job buddy.

[@dominicforget2657]

It is a Canada geese bite his fingers in 8:45!!! It's funny!

[@zarbon9119]

That hurt your feelings?

[@User-54631]

Someone got their stuffings hurt.

[@mootpoint7053]

13:05 the poor Valentine's gifter guy hahahahahhahhahahahahahaaaa

[@brendanberry7403]

It was a sign, if there ever was one.

[@Durwood71]

It was like watching Mr. Bean in real life.

[@cicimk2603]

damn I feel so bad for this guy.. really made me feel sad

[@scorpleeon]

I haven’t laughed that hard in days

[@jimc7445]

Imagine complaining about a $5 tip. If he only does 4 deliveries and hour he is making $20 an hour. What does he want for a delivery job. She handled it better than I would have.

[@kadenfowler6068]

You dumb what pizza delivery job pays 20 an hour. Anywhere that encourages tipping their workers doesn't pay well.

[@nthgth]

Plus whatever the pizza place is paying him. I was happy to get $5 tip when I did that job.

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

Right?! I was an actual waitress, getting taxed on my sales, 8% whether or not I received a tip! And I ran my but off for $5!

[@RedBud315]

@@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 That's why I always pay tips in cash if I get good service. Uncle Sam is going to tax you that 8% but, he's not getting the other 12-17% on top of what I'm really giving.

[@asklk5688]

4 deliveries an hour??? 5$ tip on all of them?? What universe are you living in lol.

[@Mgsa14]

2:25 by far the coolest handshake I have ever seen

[@DELTAFORCE747HD]

Bro fell into a cut scene 😂😂

[@oszievavoxrv3154]

@@DELTAFORCE747HD But by the time the cutscene ended, your motorbike 🏍️ had already despawned

[@gr8crypto688]

I feel so bad for the guy delivering the gifts. He needs a hug.

[@JackBreedsShaw]

yeah... DIBS NOT!!

[@captainsarcasm1567]

Something tells me that the house with a ton of unopened Amazon boxes might truly have a problem...

[@nikigerrier777]

Someone should probably check on them, you know, to make sure they're still alive under all that

[@Kata-oy4gl]

"it's a nice house for a five dollar tip " lool

[@tubebility]

Maybe they should pursue their employers for needing to top up their inadequate wages with tips, and not the customer. 🧐

[@frogdog3600]

​@@tubebilityalso maybe the should be grateful and not so entitled.

[@Andrew-hp1yj]

It looked like maybe $25 worth of pizza and a $5 tip is 20%. Delivery guy is a dick.

[@userer4579]

@@Andrew-hp1yj 💯 percent

[@effkay3691]

Americans scared stiff of “socialism”, happy to cop minimum wage but will squeal like beggars when they don’t like the tip. All bravado, no dignity! Pathetic

[@Edman116]

The last guy will remember that day for the rest of his life, if he lived.

[@billstolemyshoes]

survival skills: 0 health: 0 intelligence: 0 wisdom: 0 mana: 0 lives: 0 items: 0 IQ: 0 defence: 0 offense: 0 strength: 0 life: 0 success: 0 weapons: 0 power: 0 victory chance: 0 wasps: ∞ weakness: π failure: Ω stupidity: μ carelessness: Π

[@somuchfortalent]

0:53 dude wants a $20 tip on $25 order. That's why you deliver pizza, buddy.

[@RussOlson-pl3kf]

A lot of these comments are bizarrely anti-working class but you're the only one literally saying pizza workers can't do any better and deserve to be there

[@4ndyr0g3r50n]

@@RussOlson-pl3kf It's not anti working class it's anti bad attitude.

[@fatdad64able]

Five dollars? That’s a lot of money, dude. Greetings from Germany.🇩🇪

[@Team33Team33]

that's 30 minutes work at his level he made for free. maybe they saved up for their house and that is the reason they don't give more ! DF.

[@Milk-ck1wv]

10:13 He said "Ooo you cheating on your husband!" I'm happy that other kid told him to mind his business cause he fr should

[@Neil_SM]

Yeah the captions on these videos are usually also a huge fail. I’m guessing they’re either autogenerated by a bot, or transcribed by someone with a hearing impairment.

[@larosejh]

@@Neil_SMBingo, I came here to say the same thing! Guessin a bot.

[@thejesse]

It's crazy how it made me hear what they transcribed with a Jamaican accent.@@Neil_SM

[@nthgth]

It's the epitome of laziness that editors would allow such terribly inaccurate captioning.

[@F40Productions]

2:19 is the most badass entrance I've seen in a while

[@thebananaman1895]

Did you guys hear the tom and Jerrys scream at 4:20 🤣🤣🤣

[@billstolemyshoes]

the guy accepted the situation and became hydrated

[@JackMacLupus]

7:45 Well, at least this RV driver has the BRAIN to back up and not be like: "Nah, i try anyways, i dont care if i rip off my roof." like some other stupid drivers.

[@Scarface1602]

12:57 maybe you shouldn't be on you cell phone and paying attention, instead of blaming the lady

[@Tom-ok2rh]

Looked staged to me🤔🤔

[@MAXInstantRegret]

Can we just appreciate how versatile and expressive the word "f**k" is.

[@ezzie218]

Chicken showing everyone who the real chicken is 😂😂😂5:47

[@billstolemyshoes]

now imagine that but with a rooster the coward wouldve been vaporised before they could even move

[@nthgth]

Honestly one chicken - regardless of sex - is not intimidating. I don't think they realize a human can kick.

[@iiickythump]

11:51 I DIED!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@iiickythump]

@emailaccount4483 🤣🤣🤣thank you 🙏🙏🙏

[@billstolemyshoes]

​@emailaccount4483I was gonna do the same joke

[@Failsoftheinternet]

8:47 he not going that gym ever again💀💀

[@davidbillberg2203]

11:49 hahaha "This is not my dog!" 😅💀

[@Simon-xc5oy]

It is now! Heheheh poor thing. How in heavens name did it get there like that anyway? It must be floating on air or something...

[@dertreffer]

3:56 "you cant park there" vibes 😂

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

14:22

[@Aikobos]

I love "you can't park there". lol

[@mareir]

Pizza dude really thought he was special.

[@Alfred.E.Newman]

always the same with the more affluent CHEAP TIPPERS , rude and boring SUPPOSE THAT IS HOW YOU take others for a ride to gain wealth

[@ajaymanchester8746]

​@@Alfred.E.Newman the whole concept of tip is a bullshit

[@thepiper5522]

11:50 Himbs Mr Happy Doggie! 🤣🤣🤣

[@MakinBacon97]

0:19 Bro came out of that like an absolute champ

[@jasonmillers6941]

2:20 Did the bike continue on and blow up in the enemy’s base?

[@roxanneviggiano888]

People walking along reading their phones deserve everything they get

[@billstolemyshoes]

I only have an iPhone 5 that dies if you use it for more then a minute

[@powerstones7722]

0:47 So petty, man. That house should at LEAST be a 6$ tip.

[@Jonny5isAlive2000]

@12:58 dude's complaining because he's a nimrod paying no attention to his surroundings and glued to his phone. Class act.

[@donniev8181]

Staged

[@Heroo01]

no shot you're that gullible

[@Cukito4]

What tip? What 5$ tip? You get PAID to work. Your pay is your pay. I don't go around working in my job, getting my pay, THEN asking for a "tip".

[@dannysunwantedopinions]

That pizza guy is one reason many people don’t tip anymore

[@arthurwright255]

The guy asleep under the hood was hilarious lol.

[@MrsJasmyn45]

He gonna whine about a $5 tip. Be grateful you got anything. She could've given no tip. Expecting more is like having your hand out begging for money. Say thank you and leave.

[@torkthunderson]

I use to deliver pizza and was lucky to make 10 bucks a night in tips. I also did oil changes and made about 5 bucks a month in tips and was grateful for that.

[@JackBreedsShaw]

thats absaloutly great

[@nthgth]

I delivered for years, $5 was a good tip. Esp for a relatively small order like that.

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

I worked for FedEx, it was brutal! Everyone on the third floor apartments ordered the heavy stuff! No tips! Over 100 stops a day and tons of packages! If you wanna lose weight, get a job doing this! Worked for me after gaining over 100lbs bc my thyroid quit working! Lost all the weight and then some! Kept it off too! 😊 God bless the guy that gave me 2 bottles of water on an extremely hot day when my water was almost gone and I was out in the middle of nowhere! Total life saver!!

[@crow3370]

I would of told the pizza guy off

[@neliaferreira9983]

Would *have

[@wickedjesterDC]

"nice house for a $5 tip" "now you dont get a tip!!"

[@orcaswaling1143]

That Pizza Guy @0:46 should be lucky he got a Tip, here in the UK , we reward service and a tip is a bonus if you get one.

[@JackBreedsShaw]

natural facts right there

[@nthgth]

A tip _is_ a reward for service lol

[@RussOlson-pl3kf]

In the UK you also don't need tips because you make sufficient base pay

[@nthgth]

@@RussOlson-pl3kf regardless, it still adds up to a decent income or people wouldn't do it

[@RussOlson-pl3kf]

@@nthgth Have you just not worked retail or food?

[@brianholland2916]

30 years ago if you told someone that they would have everything they do recorded they would be appalled!

[@billstolemyshoes]

true

[@MaartenPeters-j2j]

I'm appalled about that in 2024

[@Erazoth]

02:19 when you crash your vehicle but the cutscene triggers anyway

[@nthgth]

LMAO 🤣🤣 *GTA 4 memories intensify*

[@Creedofdamage]

0:46 okay pizza guy karen

[@Babyisthe_bestferret]

It’s a Keven but true

[@IOSALive]

FailArmy, I liked this video because it's awesome!

[@jaykmdee152]

I watch these videos and think; "What happened to us as humans? I thought we were better than this stupity."

[@SnBsM3T]

This one was so painful to watch, I couldn't watch it all the way through...

[@dionh70]

"stupity"???

[@jaykmdee152]

@@dionh70 you know what I mean!

[@kimm6589]

Well, intelligence of a population is usually distributed as a bell curve...

[@JackBreedsShaw]

100%

[@DaniMarshBunny]

0:47 WTF HOW DOES HE KNOW THEY ARENT GOINF THROUGH SOMETHING LIKE AT LEASY BE GRATEFUL SHE GAVE YOU A FRIGGIN TIP!!

[@kbramlett6877]

Regarding the pizza guy @ 0:50 I personally would have filed a complaint. Not because I am petty, but that is just plain rude, obnoxious, and grossly unprofessional. I used to deliver pizza for quite some time, and, yes, it used to piss me off when I would get stiffed, but those who tipped me, regardless of the amount or the type of house in which the customer lived, I would be grateful. Now, this would have not stopped me from saying something about the interaction in my car out of earshot of the customer.

[@compromisedreality8827]

tip was removed, guy was fired.

[@morgananimals]

5:35 Me and my luck🤣🤣🤣

[@RatherBeRestoring]

@12:27 her friend still tried to make the keg stand happen!! 😂😂🤣

[@joelmoses565]

That snowboard 🏂 fail was hilarious. 😂😂😂

[@kimjohnson4278]

Videos like this make me wonder how we've survived this long as a species.

[@kimm6589]

These videos are popular for a reason; these are exceptions.

[@brandonerrorcontentmissing4012]

Man these delivery drivers sure do feel entitled to large tips. But they're their own boss haha

[@dragons_hook]

8:27 thats the best scare noise ive ever heard! 😂

[@Simon-xc5oy]

I know...I laughed at that one...mainly because I make noises like that all the time when stuff goes wrong to amuse myself. Actually knowing I am not the only one on planet earth that does this is a comfort....

[@billstolemyshoes]

and then "press shift to run" appears in the top right corner

[@SuperAtom16]

anyone know the original of that clip?

[@PaintedSkyDweller]

Here is a tip… Don’t be the pizza guy 😮

[@maxproracing-j4f]

That was a slick move 0:19 😮😮

[@billstolemyshoes]

"I've been waiting for this my whole life"

[@Failsoftheinternet]

0:27 bro feed the hole family💀

[@planetx1595]

whole*

[@DandicusDanciferLethal1]

​@@planetx1595whole sounds like hole

[@billstolemyshoes]

​@@DandicusDanciferLethal1 ☝️🤓

[@denyol2846]

"nice house for a $5 tip" now this is why, if i tip at all, i don't do it until after the order is complete

[@ftvidiots]

Your sense of humor in these videos is perfect. Thanks.

[@C.A._Old]

*18:40** This Scene Truly From "Home Alone".*

[@billstolemyshoes]

finally someone referencing that home alone scene

[@xThepie205]

This moment deserves the 'National Comedian Award'

[@wallowsecho9538]

1:14 The panicking made it worse😅 hope she's ok

[@LS-ys8nr]

Delivery guys be wanting a rent payment from us 🙄

[@asklk5688]

Ugh delivery guys wanna pay their rent, so annoying 🙄

[@iiickythump]

15:44 what did he think was going to happen?

[@AnimatronicBadgerlord]

Describes 80% of these!

[@iiickythump]

@@AnimatronicBadgerlord 🤣🤣🤣🤣true!

[@JackBreedsShaw]

🤭 he thought he was the king

[@iiickythump]

@@JackBreedsShaw 😋😋😋😋true

[@iammarkiem]

5:46 Damn that chicken had muscles 😂

[@samwilde8311]

Sumo chicken

[@StacksSats]

9:23 - stop and use the spare wheel in the back? lol

[@HilariousZone68]

I’ve got the biggest smile on my face now 😁 Thanks for making my day better!

[@Peter-wv5pl]

So what happened to that skydiver? Did he keep tumbling and fall to his death? Almost looks like he was knocked out.

[@rupiq]

I was thinking the same thing...

[@PeggyS5255]

At least they didn’t say “nobody was hurt”!

[@GeometricallyBlue]

Usually, there’s an extra parachute that automatically deploys at a certain minimum altitude. I think it is 2,000ft

[@kimm6589]

His arms were still waving as he was trying to find his stability. He looked fine.

[@anas.s.7812]

Valeu!

[@averyhugefan]

That pizza man expecting more than a $5 tip, which is considerate tipping, yet he's the type to laugh at people like my friend's family for having a GoFundMe campaign.

[@nthgth]

Specifically, your friend's family

[@averyhugefan]

@@nthgth what specifically about them?

[@nthgth]

@@averyhugefan I figured you had a reason to specifically mean them

[@averyhugefan]

@@nthgth not really. My only experience with those fundraisers is from helping them and I've seen how awful people can be. I think I've heard others say their experiences aren't that great, but I could really only give that one example.

[@nthgth]

@@averyhugefan so why would the pizza guy laugh specifically at your friend's family's? Was their campaign about lower tips for pizza drivers or something?

[@Valentin_Grey]

The sound on 18:41 is the best sound ever

[@nerfgodbigguy1405]

You just had to make me click the time 💀

[@Xphinity]

1:23 Lucky that's a pottery table and not a lathe!

[@dragoncubes1074]

I can't imagine throwing while wearing a fringe top. And long hair!

[@Xphinity]

@@dragoncubes1074Welp she learned about stupid games lol

[@jasonmillers6941]

6:35 Looks like this place doesn’t have porch pirates.

[@nthgth]

Or like... rain

[@us89na]

3:51 - gotta be Spirit Airlines

[@jamespatrick1784]

I was going to make this exact comment 🤣🤣🤣👍🏼

[@djijspeakerguy4628]

This is definitely the Southwest Airlines cabin based on the blue backed seats, and the lack of seat-back screens rules out Delta. Based on photos, Spirit has much thinner/harder black seats with small tray tables (much narrower than the seat width) and lack of recline, however, they actually have a more modern looking interior to my eyes.

[@JonahKertzmann]

The last guy will remember that day for the rest of his life, if he lived

[@WilhelmImperatorRex]

11:45... well stop building houses out of paper...

[@nthgth]

That part is not finished

[@z3v..]

8:35 the tennis ball slowly falling 😂😂

[@ravenlorans]

2:34 Stupid Place to put a TV.. Not her fault.

[@nthgth]

She's throwing from like 10 feet back from the line you're supposed to throw from (which is visible as either the pink or the black line at 2:31 ) _And_ she woefully misaimed. = Totally her fault.

[@hellenferguson5771]

The CHEESE slice on the windshield 😀 OMG!

[@cindydott452]

OMG! I thought it was a post-it note or something!

[@carolhamm7645]

Is that what it was?! Thanks 👍

[@marievignolo5449]

I wanna know the story on this one. Like is there someone out there just throwing cheese at cars? Is this a new thing? Did TikTok come up with another stupid idea? I need answers. And possibly some bread and maybe ham or salami to go with that.

[@JackBreedsShaw]

CHEESE TOUCH!!!

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

Right?! I had to back it up several times, like is that a slice of cheese?!

[@BertAndSmokey]

Bro tuck 0 Damage falling from them ladders

[@Michael_N9253N]

I think the person that writes your captions in the videos is the same person that writes instruction manuals for amazon.

[@V4dk4n]

if you ordered under 100 bucks the 5 dollar tip should be suffice

[@EvanG529]

It's doordash, so you pay the "tip" before you get the service. That's not a tip, it's a bribe.

[@nthgth]

I agree. It's the same work whether it's a calzone or 5 pizzas. A full-on catering order, that's a little different. But pizza, yeah. (I delivered for several years not too long ago)

[@VetterStarksack]

9:45 everyone would want such a pants!

[@_TheGoob]

1:35 so that dude is dead...

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

Idk. He might just be knocked out. The parachute should open automatically at a certain altitude if it has AAD, automatic activation device.

[@Failsoftheinternet]

9:05 i dont remember that part of the movie😂😂