Expensive Boat Fails Caught On Camera

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[@markyuuki5736]

These gotta be the best pirates I have ever seen

[@MarcosCost1255]

So it may seem…

[@angrypatata7084]

So it may seem...

[@sliccmang8176]

This better get at lest 1k likes

[@JamesPacardo]

Wow

[@jgabs12studios74]

@@sliccmang8176 oh I’m sure it’ll get more than that. You’ll see, besides it’s fail army.

[@johnevans6399]

I know it's about boats but the forklift bloke not knowing which way to run was priceless. It was crying out for a Benny Hill backing track.

[@sweeptheleg.]

Yeah..dummy jumped off the forklift without applying the brakes then wonders why it rolls off downhill.

[@papillonvu]

How to destroy 3 different vehicles in one move! 😆

[@clbdyc]

Most forklifts have dead man's switch.

[@robertanthonycarroll7133]

HA🤣 BENNY HILL

[@Boss_Tanaka]

Poor guy having a bad day and me laughing out loud

[@shadowhenge7118]

Seeing the boat drift by with the guy swimming after it is the best one.

[@failarmy]

Dude where's my boat?!

[@gerrybgood3125]

And 2nd place goes to the guy on the forklift who loses both boat and forklift!

[@SolOnSol3]

dude he could fuckin move, I've never seen a non-athlete swim that fast

[@dreads9536]

@@SolOnSol3 Yea it's almost like he was swimming in the same direction as a fast flowing river or something....

[@shadowhenge7118]

@@dreads9536 either way it's some loony tunes shit.

[@Skippymcdippy20]

The man at the start has got to be the greatest mariner ever, he literally steered a boat on land,what a legend.

[@zzisavage]

I do this in GTA all the time lol 😎

[@davidlundmark9359]

@@zzisavage 😂

[@mr.wilson7270]

Not to good to end up on land to begin with

[@vandelay_industries]

Gives off F1s Sebastien Buemi trying to steer a car with no front wheels vibes

[@gregshirley-jeffersonboule6258]

Um, he wasn't steering the boat ffs. What would he steer it with?

[@Nesstor01]

The driver for the gorgeous blue yacht manage to hit the same dock, TWICE.

[@oak7746]

thats what i didnt understand lmao he really destroyed that marina real good lol

[@michaeld9261]

That was my favorite. The guy on the voiceover is like: "THIS time he is going to hit the concrete," like that was just how he parked every time!

[@joe1071]

Where I’m from you can’t drive a boat that big without a captains license. So I’m scratching my head trying to figure out WTF is going on here

[@axolotlIl]

​@@joe1071probably lots of money and barely any braincells.. usually it's that combination

[@markbond6196]

When they did the investigation, the captain said the computer controls went out. Couldn't do anything about the ships movement.

[@raphaellauf7786]

"You oke bro?" "Yeah bud" most Canadian thing ever

[@Deadheadfed]

Was about to say lmao

[@storytimewithunclebill1998]

Dude got dragged by his boat all across the street. Good thing that curb was there or he would still be going, minus an arm. Always fun to watch. Great video

[@LangstonDev]

A captain always goes down with the ship!

[@djimma5080]

Dude was dumb too his weight is never gonna stop the boats weight

[@howtogetdisowned7478]

Felt bad for him, fun day on the water turned into wrestling with your boat.

[@marcelovieira895]

@@djimma5080 I would surely do the same as he did

[@cappuccino-1721]

I was thinking to my self “what the hell is he doing!? He’s not going to stop the boat from rolling, he could loose an arm!”

[@hectatusbreakfastus6106]

That collision at 2 minutes is insane. 4 boats trying to squeeze through the same location at the same time. What a bunch of knuckleheads. Hope buddy was ok that got the rig on his chest. That forklift fail was probably the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. The guy swimming after the boat was pretty epic also. The funny part about the last clip is how easy it is to back up a trailer.

[@mikejones8866]

To be fair, in the last clip, backing a single axle trailer can be tricky. They want to wander all over the place. My favorite was at 8:40 "It's time to abdicate the area" ???? Abdicate: verb - fail to fulfill or undertake (a responsibility or duty).

[@yuribezmenov7838]

@@mikejones8866 Abdicate means to renounce a position or title, or to give up something and leave at will. You were foolish and lazily took the first definition from the first search result, one which doesn't even accurately portray the meaning of the word when provided without any context. Synonyms of abdicate: relinquish, give up, forgo, resign, waive, abandon,etc. Example: We should not simply abdicate from those areas where traditionally we have had a lead.

[@spagettie1589]

@@mikejones8866 I agree, espechally because the car is wider than the trailer. You only see that the trailer went to a side, when it is pretty late. And when not driving with one commonly they are even harder to control. Might look easy but is not as easy as it seems.

[@danielgoudge8465]

Not for him 😜🤦🏻‍♂️🤪

[@danielgoudge8465]

@@yuribezmenov7838 the funny part was the grey haired lady who just say there like everything was ok too funny🙃

[@RadDadisRad]

Those fish gonna live in the lap of luxury with that boat house, I mean it’s got solar power and 3 decks.

[@mathew85]

🐟🐠🐡🦈🥳

[@BuggSmasher]

Well, it did have !

[@mikeoxmaul837]

The new finding Nemo sequel

[@brunoaxis587]

Luck for fishes! Here in Brazil the solar power is expensive and gonna expensive much more due to taxes.

[@GonzoDonzo]

@Scott Richard still fits the application and beats having to run a noisy generator.

[@blujay9191]

The timing on the one where an empty boat lazily drifts past and a couple of seconds pass... then we see someone frantically swimming after it... just perfect.

[@richardpichan6916]

I was amazed how fast he was cutting through the water 😯

[@oguretsagressive]

@@richardpichan6916 I think there's a current flowing at the same speed the boat is drifting. Funny illusion though.

[@BigKO89]

Looked like he was absolutely hauling

[@mattwilkes9047]

They sped up the footage when they edited

[@bmf0003]

yeah that clip was funny af.

[@ClipifyShorts]

You have to appreciate the dedication of that dude who jumped on the ground to save his boat

[@emilypaller4933]

I will go down the road with this shippppp

[@FinalFront]

Which clip is that?

[@davidamsdell2201]

@@FinalFront 2:40

[@fakevirus8828]

Yeah he saved it so its not a fail. Fails are only when the end result is tragedy.

[@TheGanjologist]

​@@fakevirus8828it's still a fail, if he didn't make the stupid mistake of unhooking his boat at the top of a hill he wouldn't have to save it.

[@jonathanlee7355]

Poor guy at the end trying to back in..that feeling of everyone watching, judging, waiting, and laughing makes it 100% more difficult! Lol

[@bear532]

He is by far the worst I’ve seen, but people do underestimate how difficult it is to reverse a trailer.

[@karlhungus8841]

The guy who showed me how to manage a trailer said: “the first rule is, what you see happening in your mirrors is really happening”.

[@jthompson6189]

And steer towards the problem!

[@thisisbeyondajoke6748]

My uncle told me not to worry about the rear mirror as that is all in the past he said to look forward not backwards

[@singerkgreen]

It's so true. I always tell people when I'm backing up if they're not touching in the mirrors they're not touching in real life

[@MattJasa]

Driving backwards is like driving forwards, the steering wheel moves in the same direction just the back end is turning instead of the front.

[@karlhungus8841]

@@MattJasa and he also showed me to put your hand at the 6 o’clock position on the steering wheel.

[@graysonnolen1653]

Legend has it, he's still trying to back that jet ski into the water.

[@dantesos7564]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kramnull8962]

Ironically the truck hit the water first...

[@raphaelwilliams2200]

chuckle

[@cheefussmith9380]

This is why I practiced in my driveway

[@OcRefrig]

I know right ! A little Pre- practice in a parking lot would have helped him a lot. 😂

[@Lopezfam210]

"I could use some water" "Get in the truck" 🤣

[@kevinpatrick5162]

I love how the first person kept steering the boat as if they still had control of the situation.🤣

[@mumbles215]

“Time to abdicate the area”- must be first class.

[@MrLifeissomething]

Hes not really using the word properly if we wanna be semantic assholes about it.

[@SThompsonRAMM_1203]

LOL! 2nd Class: I’m sorry, what is he saying? 3rd Class: We need to get the fuck out of here!

[@stevem815]

He was trying to be first class but with a 3rd class education.

[@doctorsatansrobot]

@@MrLifeissomething Maybe he was King of the cabin?

[@createyourself13]

Prob meant evacuate lol

[@storytimewithunclebill1998]

Dude lost a boat on forklift, then forklift rams truck. Not a good day for that guy. What to do, what to do. Always fun to watch. Great video

[@IamBATMAN2024]

That was the best lol

[@stevek8829]

The boss will be sued by two.

[@bobby1970]

If I had been that guy, I would have simply walked off the job and never came back.

[@kellyt5341]

@@bobby1970 I was thinking the same damn thing. Go get in my car, head for the liquor store, go get a room for a few days, leave a quick message for the loved ones and shut the phone off.

[@rogerbrown2910]

All that scene needed was a drone to crash to cover most types of travel!

[@patrickboucher2907]

“I could use some water.” Hilarious!

[@timdake]

That was truly a clever comment...

[@therealcobracommander8324]

Hahaha😄

[@lenakalen1976]

DU ÄR INTE SÅ BRA

[@justforfun4534]

How about a divorce, dude? You've earned it.

[@Crimsonedge1]

@@justforfun4534 Yeah, real women don't bail just because their husband is drunk and acting like he's 5. Just as a real guy doesn't bail when he has to stand there and hold his wife's hair back as she pukes her guts up.

[@damianharris4673]

Honestly though can you imagine how hard it is to drive one of those big boats, or to try to dock one of those things would be insane

[@eltonspurlock]

No brakes

[@OphanielH]

I do it all the time in shipping lanes

[@jackhaugh]

They do have bow thrusters which make docking much easier by allowing lateral thrust in either direction. I personally have never docked one that big, but the ones I have with bow thrusters are way easier than say a 21’ center console with a single outboard.

[@user-yr7m2]

When the video begins, I like how the guy still tries to steer his boat on dry land!

[@rubenmartinez1140]

😂

[@jed4110]

Fr

[@allotherlightsgoout]

I say here watching that part yelling, "Ow, ow, ow," the whole time.

[@casf120]

Think he’s just trying to hang on lol

[@mikehannigan848]

To his credit...both them dudes walked away from that...

[@chriskay2296]

I love how the first one still steering the boat when he’s on the rocks as if he’s got any power over that shiiiet

[@unclepauly3205]

Bro you see a big ass pile of logs coming at you a Mach 2 you telling me you ain’t at least turning it in the other direction? 😂

[@statementleaver8095]

@@unclepauly3205 could've atleast dropped the anchor🤣🤣

[@chrisjones2788]

@@unclepauly3205 no, because it would make no difference.

[@unclepauly3205]

@@chrisjones2788 alrighty then Chris... seems like you have a solid education on how the brain reacts... 🤡

[@chrisjones2788]

@@unclepauly3205 I do, how did you guess?

[@adrianlemus2627]

That’s a lot of damage

[@fordmustangfan5929]

Exactly what I was going to say

[@NastyAngel]

@@fordmustangfan5929 Exactly what I was going to say

[@may8573]

@@bobby1970 Exactly what i was gonna say

[@eddyhernandez5869]

I'm a Land lover, and I never knew how much, dangerous it is to own a boat, much respect.

[@600stax7]

land rover

[@patrickpowell2236]

Land yacht?

[@yesdude3914]

Boat= bring on another thousand

[@Noelleiscute]

Respect to that guy who holds his trailer boat while being dragged

[@g.somakiss5593]

bro like there are things you won't let out of your hands going downhill like your boat you worked for

[@yourboiD]

🤣😂. I'm still crying

[@omnacky]

A captain goes down (the street) with his ship.

[@burnerjack01]

A skiff and a guy with a scuff.

[@billyaitken1713]

Aussie man 😜👍

[@siryak]

*casually crashes his boat into the ground* "You ok bud?" "yea" "mmkay"

[@user-dz5qw7em8d]

Useless comment

[@qAlucard-_-]

@@user-dz5qw7em8d Fr

[@nenjidesu]

@@user-dz5qw7em8d comments are useless bro.

[@Mike-qv3pz]

Most off those boats got a poly protector on the bottom. They drive in shallow rivers with a lot off trees and rocks so they are protected against that. I bet other then some scratches on the poly that the boat was oké..

[@TheGuccibane]

Wrong. "You okay bro? yea baud". You had one job and you butchered the quote.

[@officialWWM]

Those 2 guys in the pool were definitely winning!

[@oburi85]

I could use some water... XD

[@andrewgilbreath1331]

Lol get the boat out of the pool, ol boy like ok rrrrrpppp

[@SilentKnight43]

"Okay...it's time to abdicate the area." Everybody be like - "umm...what's abdicate?"

[@danwiley7936]

Hey, if you abdicate you clean it up.

[@brockstarg2296]

He meant to say "Evacuate". Unless he has no concept of the English language.

[@LionsLamb79]

Piss poor passenger management, Pax should never been in that area with loose equipment in high seas, Haven't you ever heard" batten down the harches"

[@SilentKnight43]

@R Blanc He was thinking of using a big word to sound in authority - and failed by using the wrong one, lol.

[@SixStringflyboy]

@@LionsLamb79 "We already battened 'em down!" "Well batten 'em down again, we'll teach those hatches!!!"

[@papillonvu]

It’s been years since Fail Army has had a quality video… and finally, this is it!!

[@ScreamOG1]

Haha finally, someone with the same thought as me. Used to be a gold channel, for years now it’s been junk u til this video

[@zhuzzir]

This I concur! Great vid (going down under with all the cringe, crying, laughter n losses abroad) since a while! 👍👍👍

[@RH-iy6vq]

The guy swimming after the boat,that was hilarious. The boat is like: See you never.

[@Chris-lz6ci]

When you’re going full speed and hit triangle in the middle of the ocean, and now you gotta swim after the boat

[@tech99070]

that guy was MOVING. he hardly needs a boat

[@adamm.6595]

Wait... that was a person? Thought it was a dog...

[@reyelacademico]

Forest Gump 😂

[@ukaszwalczak1154]

When you are such a bad boat owner your boat runs away from you:

[@BoatsCaught]

These have got to be the best pirates I have ever seen.

[@Mysucculentchinesemeal]

I love the guy using himself as an emergency trailer brake.

[@greyfinch2565]

Ikr 🤣

[@WillemvanKalsbeek]

A few scrapes and bruises, but no damage. That's a win

[@JimmyMon666]

He managed the save. Worth a road rash? maybe

[@jeffdumpster3903]

The 2 best days in a mans boating life are when he buys it and when he sells it.

[@Hamchuck112]

That's bullshit

[@onenikkione]

That saying only applies to Rookies.

[@diraltmcallister3523]

Maybe when you're a knuckledragger like the last guy. Or have no friends

[@shawneaaroe617]

Absolutely true....

[@johnh5738]

Amen!

[@kuzzbillington6392]

8:44 "It's time to abdicate the area" ... So the room stopped being king then?

[@LessFusion747]

What does it, 😂😂

[@surveyguyor8958]

;ya. i was thinking the same thing. some dip with a vocabulary but doesn't know the meaning of the word.

[@mvswe]

It all started when the huge lady sat down lol...

[@RennieAsh]

There's many a meaning. Such as, give up, relinquish, renounce a position.

[@bensipos9842]

8:40 “alright, it’s time to abdicate the area” 🤣😭 that got me

[@cbbees1468]

Alternate title: When Ship Hits the Fan

[@alexanderohman1707]

You made my day

[@pgl79]

Underrated comment

[@shishinonaito]

Ship happens

[@dancepiglover]

Or for the first one, when ship hits the land.

[@coolminecraft1457]

8:40 “alright time to abdicate the area” that’s the most understatement of the year.

[@rgstewart2042]

Abdicate the area. Must have been on his word-a-day calendar. "Let's get the hell outta here is much simpler.

[@MrDubs]

@@rgstewart2042 13 points in Scrabble. I'm going to have to keep that one in my back pocket for game nights with nan.

[@87mini]

@@rgstewart2042 Just trying to joke in the face of a pretty stressful predicament.

[@PeterKnagge]

It doesn't make sense though. It must be an Americanisation.🤪

[@stevie-ray2020]

@@MrDubs Yes, just a few more points than 'evacuate'!

[@rg3412]

Last guy, everyone is laughing, no one is helping. That’s boating for you.

[@ggsdude1]

Thats why theyre trash

[@eventhisidistaken]

Boating etiquette dictates that you do not help unless asked to help, or for imminent danger.

[@coopercovelo]

I tried helping someone like that, and they made it clear they did not need my help... they also ran the corner of their boat into the dock on the ramp after insisting they had it handled... I now only offer help to those that indicate they would like some help...

[@hill3016]

The boat's name was cornicopia destiny. Must have named it after an ugly drag queen or a tweaking stripper.

[@hill3016]

"Time to abdicate the area" im going to use that next time i take a dump

[@Algorythmfpv]

The fact the guy in the first one kept trying to steer even though he was like 10 foot on land LMAO

[@Teknotion]

"Abdicate the area" .. That's a new one for me.

[@PeterLawton]

Yeah. I've heard of a king "abdicating the throne". And now that makes me consider the people who were on the toilet during that, uh, disturbance.

[@palmat1990]

thank you for this comment

[@nicolasm4797]

Is no one gonna talk about how cool the yacht is at 3:10. The color of it so dope!!!

[@AaronShenghao]

Cool yacht, shitty crew.

[@KeasekuchenJonas]

Would love to know what went wrong on that one…

[@AtheistOrphan]

I agree, lovely colour. Makes a change from white!

[@TheSafierdrgn]

"The $90 million yacht is owned by billionaire and Capri Sun tycoon Hans Peter Wild, 79."

[@skunkbucket9408]

2:36 Forgot to chock the wheels before lifting the hitch off the ball, did you? I did that myself one time with a large travel trailer - with my wife and kids still inside. Luckily, the two safety chains were still hooked on. One snapped, but the other held, keeping the trailer from sailing down a hill and into a million-dollar class A rig parked at the bottom. I take my time and do it right now. BTW, that was a beautiful save by the guy with the boat, and probably the lowest speed road rash incident I've ever seen.

[@Mognemind]

Also, it is most likely the least expensive fail of this video

[@unclepauly3205]

It only takes one time! Good job.

[@db8633]

Yup no doubt!!! He at least slowed it down hahaha.

[@longbowshooter5291]

I did that too with a car dolly, the kind where your front wheels are driven onto the dolly. Forgot to chock the wheels, underestimated the weight of it.

[@mikescott7408]

Did you tell the wife or keep that to self.. Always love the tuber fails or that raft with people. hopefully all was safe..

[@S0L12D3]

1:36 “grab that yeti!” Man you’re actually worried about a $400 cooler when your houseboat is literally sinking 😂😂😂😂

[@stevie-ray2020]

....but it has the beer in it!

[@Smokie1523]

That last dude was REALLY giving it his best peter griffin impression..

[@willmorrison1022]

He should have his man card revoked. Makes us ALL look bad.

[@jand563]

"How hard can it be?" That dude probably before he tried reversing with a trailer.

[@mainzy7280]

Was looking for this comment 😂

[@Alkiller]

"Mommy, Daddy! How are boats made??" "Well, sweety, when two boats like each other very much, they do 6:29 "

[@BB-it3ks]

“Zookeeper, zookeeper! Those boats are killing each other! …Oh!”

[@WyattUTFT]

The best part of that one is the same company owns both those boats. So they got double screwed by that crash

[@kencollins837]

That's how baby boats are born

[@bowserdragon777]

fucking priceless

[@bradleyland]

I'm going to share the secret of backing up a trailer with all of you: push the *bottom* of the steering wheel the direction you want the trailer to go. Combine that skill with two rules of thumb and you're good to go: 1) Always anticipate where you want to go; turning the trailer takes time, and 2) take your time; no shame in pulling forward just a few feet to straighten out a mistake.

[@kuzzbillington6392]

I don't have a license, but I will remember this when I break the law with a trailer for the first time.

[@jlong0w]

Shhhhh, don't tell them to drive it like a tow motor. Most of these rich people have never had manual labor jobs 🙄 so they have no common sense

[@leed1318]

Thanks for the tip. My husband has always taught me (and whoever else he’s teaching at the moment) to steer the opposite way you want the trailer to go. Seems easy enough in theory, but I have had a helluva time trying to process that real-time. Obviously, following the bottom of the steering wheel accomplishes the same exact thing, but I’m betting it will be much easier for me to mentally follow. :)

[@Silver-Sliver]

And just like that, it suddenly makes sense.

[@klday84]

@@jlong0w lol I poorer than the bloke living in a cardboard box and I can't even back up a trailer without jackknifing it. I do appreciate the sense of humor and the gentleman giving people like some advice.

[@bmf0003]

4:14 that's why i always tell my kayakers to reconsider deep water and stick to shorelines. a lot boat operators won't be able to see you and they often won't even be able to hear your horn until its too late. Edit: this makes me want to record boaters trying to get out of the marina on a windy day

[@aarondavis8943]

That's all good advice. But that kayaker would have been quite visible to the pilot of that boat.

[@bfehrman6778]

At one launch spot at a nearby lake, the distance between the ramp and the floating walkway that is opposite of the dock is a few boat lengths at best. That...is fun on a windy day...with an inboard...

[@blockyclips7660]

@Eric Chin was he not pointing at it???

[@davedree]

@Eric Chin wtf stop talking shit,

[@rochrich1223]

I love how he was trying to steer when the boat was on the rocks in the opening sequence. Rocks don't obey rudders. Rocks don't care what direction the outboard is pointing.

[@mickaelkancel6492]

😂😂😂

[@yuk-erkmckirk9277]

It didn't have an outboard engine, it was an inboard engine and jet propulsion.

[@rochrich1223]

The rocks didn't seem to care about that arrangement either.

[@robertheinkel6225]

I will give him credit for trying, but that’s about all

[@dustine4184]

I love how the last comment is almost the same as this one.

[@BoiledOctopus]

Love the fact he's still steering. On land.

[@franzusgutlus54]

Same

[@carolineschneider2403]

So that seems to be the stupidest thing you can do in this situation, because some of you are already writing this? It seems logical to me, isn't that what a steering wheel is for? 🤔🤷🏼‍♀️🧭

[@BoiledOctopus]

@@carolineschneider2403 ?

[@GoldballIndustries]

or hes being jossled around

[@surveyguyor8958]

especially with a pump boat.

[@fonkamex]

4:15 Recreational motor boaters are annoying and dangerous as you can see on this video. Owners are often running super fast, super drunk, don’t knowing the basic marine navigations rules and often don’t paying attention to other boats in the area.

[@JosephStephenson-o6n]

The two lads in the boat in the pool you made us proud...how legends are made..lmfao

[@zacharyjohnson9817]

My wife wants me to take a cruise to Europe, and I don't want to. So I showed her these videos and now we're buying a camper van and going to the Grand Canyon. Thank you Fail Army!

[@linjicakonikon7666]

You better not look at camper videos!!

[@zacharyjohnson9817]

@@linjicakonikon7666 oh crap! No more vacations 😜

[@rickdicker9604]

Not only are these hilarious, they make me feel so good about myself - I'm not the biggest f%#@-up on the planet after all! 🤗

[@fantomSilver]

But still all of us may appear in such videos... That makes me anxious

[@elosoguapo8137]

When the boss is chewing you just remind him that someone crashed an expensive boat into another expensive boat which is way worse than any of your offenses

[@elosoguapo8137]

@@fantomSilver just don’t buy a boat and you’ll be ok

[@fantomSilver]

@@elosoguapo8137 nope- I've just received my license🤣

[@elosoguapo8137]

@@fantomSilver get insurance and a life jacket and for gods sake don’t drink a liter of jack Daniels before operating the boat!

[@Alex-cw3rz]

That first guy seemed to earnestly still be trying to steer the boat when it was on the ground

[@ryansoprano5858]

When u play too much gta

[@jasonjansen9831]

@@ryansoprano5858 Yeh GTA boats still kinda steer on land

[@sinofusall2080]

i love how the people on the big boats look so confused when they hit something

[@joetaylor3563]

Because its almost like slow-motion and there's nothing they can do but stand there and watch it all come down.. almost in chapters.

[@drumlessons833]

Rich people being irresponsible. The worst was when that boat flew right next to the small fishing vessel.

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

@@drumlessons833 That was on purpose. No way the powerboat missed visual and the horn blast.

[@mrkool501]

2:42 is impressive asf 🤣 my man was holding on FOR HIS LIFE

[@Bayan1905]

On Memorial Day weekend, a local tow truck owner literally waits by one of the town boat launches for a tourist to sink his truck/SUV. It happens every year and is an easy way to make money.

[@AustinH7]

I love that hahah

[@bobby1970]

That's hilarious.

[@danielleking262]

Nice, lmao. Like reverse fishing. 😂

[@Shayna11NM]

Tell him to bring a cooler of cold drinks and chips or candy bars to sell while he waits around for the next contestant. ;) Labor Day is almost here!

[@sammyold4708]

Hats off to these who have failed! Watching them brings us all so much joy .

[@TonyEnglandUK]

That poor guy swimming after his boat still hasn't caught up with it.

[@dirtydirtmcgogurt]

@ 5:52 - I love how they put their hazard lights on. "Yes, we see you Bill. You're Altima is embedded into the bow of my boat."

[@zachrogan9979]

2:04 “ hey, you alright?” Most definitely not. That dude got ROCKED with a huge pillar of steel

[@jrm669mar]

Surprised to see him move at all, he didn’t get up. Wouldn’t be surprised if he ended up dead.

[@Vladoz11]

he's definitely not okay

[@looseele]

That's the sound of someone frantically wanting that person to be OK

[@omnacky]

"Can you imagine being the owner of that boat" the owner of the boat next to them: 👁️👄👁️

[@wolventiger]

Thank you fail army I've been with you since KZbin started like 2008-2009

[@wolventiger]

Wish I had videos of my ex

[@dylansanterre9137]

This is definitely the best compilation I've everrrr seen

[@ash_mash7602]

A man swimming after his boat was hilarious until that genius reverse toeing his jet ski came along.

[@peterf.229]

Your spelling is also hilarious

[@ash_mash7602]

@@peterf.229 Enlighten me Massa with your high horse intellect!

[@kingelvis7035]

The guy who steered his boat into the curb and saved it its my hero. Boat fails are so FAIL because they have this slow motion effect with all the anticipation. BeautiFAIL.

[@BeardeDad]

Wat? Lmao

[@alexflosho]

1:13 hey look free boat HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BOAT!? it's free real estate

[@Tdb342]

Bro lost everything in one blow😂 3:29

[@davidharrick469]

Being a boater for many years I can't tell you how many times I have seen people not being able to back up a trailer.

[@stevie-ray2020]

Many can't drive forward competently, let alone in reverse!

[@joncooke9515]

Same here, takes practice. Best advice I ever got.... never approach anything with your boat faster than you’re willing to crash into it.

[@tausendwasser6701]

3:15 Superyacht captain: "Well sorry, crashed your boat into the pier." Superyacht owner: "Ahh no big deal...happens." Superyacht captain: "So I don't get fired on this one?" Superyacht owner: "No, won't happen again." Superyacht captain takes another sip from the bottle...

[@keithkaweaf1840]

What´s going on?

[@boardrfolif3]

For real, that one really baffled me. Typically vessels that size aren't even near slips that size.

[@speeddemon4468]

It hurt my soul seeing the paint get scratched there, it was such a beautiful yacht

[@Dumify]

@@speeddemon4468 i thin just scratched but not big damage

[@matthewrk84]

Anyone know the story behind what's happening at 3:02? (blue superyacht) - it's like he came back a second time, is the captain trying to wreck stuff? Edit: Found a news article, apparently it was a computer malfunction, the captain was trying to hit something that would absorb the impact rather than rocks etc.

[@danielscott4514]

Ahhh thank you (I was wondering about that myself!). Do you happen to have a link to the news article you found?

[@Lemiiker]

It reminds me of Speed 2 (movie from the 90s).

[@jamesvan-lint7351]

The clip where the empty boat drifts past followed a few seconds later by its frantically swimming skipper is truly hilarious ...my jaw is aching 😂

[@OrbitalTrails]

Grow up!

[@framusburns-hagstromiii808]

Amazing how many cruise ships are involved in collisions that seem completely avoidable if only someone was watching what they were doing .. or maybe not drinking on duty..😱😱

[@thethievesdomain8360]

Cruise ships I can understand though, all that mass takes a long time to slow down or move. Smaller boats on the other hand are just idiots.

[@googlewolly]

@@thethievesdomain8360 Boats can't be idiots; they're not self aware. They're also abiotic.

[@Raz0rking]

You need to see the internet historians take on the costa concordia.

[@kyle18934]

It takes a long time for a boat like that to stop. Even going slow can take time to stop

[@mrosenblatt]

What happened with the Epic was due to a shift of winds. You can't do much other than cross your fingers and hope the damage isn't too bad when that happens.

[@grandemage]

Chuckled at the guy swimming after his boat, the rest just made me lose faith in humanity.

[@keithhill8735]

Lets admire the guy that was holding on to his boat for dear life as it was dragging him across his yard🤣

[@clintoncollier]

He is game. Lucky there wasn't a car coming...the force is strong in this one!

[@lee420129]

Thanks for taking the time to create this vid.

[@grim6980]

Respect for the guys in the pool with the jet boat.

[@mateo3388]

“Where are the kids at?” As the house boat is on its side sinking. And then followed up by “isn’t that the most devastating thing you’ve ever seen?” In a monotone voice. People that go to the river are a special breed

[@mateo3388]

And then a guy trying to keep a 80 foot boat from tipping off the trailer by hanging onto it with one arm. Are all you boat people fucking stupid?

[@Exotic-ps7vi]

@@mateo3388 Not even regulated to boat people, just people in general. Ever see how people drive in their fancy new cars?

[@mateo3388]

@@Exotic-ps7vi I work at an exotic car dealership so yes I certainly do see how people drive them, every day. Not sure what that has to do with the negligence of these idiots though

[@royster3345]

Felt for the guy at the end trying to reverse the jet ski. Anything short towed is a nightmare, slow and easy, especially when you can't really see it from the drivers seat.

[@jake641991]

Fuckin love having a backup camera for the small trailers

[@johncollins7044]

Very true. I learned to drop my tailgate to get a clear view of my small trailer. I swear that asshole trailer has a mind of its own sometimes.

[@bllasae]

Don't you just have to have the trailer straight and the wheel straight and put it in reverse?

[@royster3345]

@@bllasae You don't have a small trailer...... just a guess 😊

[@Whybother99]

@@bllasaeit tends to move left and right no matter how straight you are.

[@fihrrr]

Watching this just makes you feel good.

[@saraparker184]

8:41 norwegian cruise: time to “abdicate” the area chap 🎩 carnival cruisr: let’s get the heck outta here boy

[@Calabresa022]

Did that ship sink or something?

[@carvalone3076]

Hey, if you've never tried to back a trailer, don't laugh. That shit takes skill

[@RandyBoBandy.]

Simple. Turn the opposite way you want the trailer to go. Nothing to it.

[@secondbaseman1424]

@@RandyBoBandy. haha, theres a lot more to it. Look closer next time buddy ;)

[@RandyBoBandy.]

@@secondbaseman1424 nope. It’s very easy. Park the truck if you can’t do it. Only metros can’t back a trailer up. Grab your hair gel Julio.

[@MrBigspendn]

I agree it is easy but the first couple of times your brain is telling you different. After that it is easy.

[@87mini]

@@RandyBoBandy. It's only simple after you've learned how. The guy might have been a noob, and didn't have the sense to pull up and calm down before he started again. Or he might be one of those poor folk who just has ahard time with mechanical things. Ignorance is curable, if you have enough sense to sit down and learn.

[@davidbrown3971]

The dude swimming after his boat was priceless 🤣

[@1.4142]

2:35 Top 10 people who could beat thanos without the infinity gauntlet.

[@digimaks]

The forklift and the boat was EPIC!

[@jeremy____5747]

Watching people who own huge boats mess up like this is so much more fun than I imagine owning a huge boat myself could ever be.

[@zhuzzir]

U must be referring to the luxury yatch at 3:00 and sinking boat-house earlier before that right!? Hurts me a lot thou, I dreamed but will never be able to own one yet these people got it destroyed over n over! It hurts, and it hurts a lot! 😭

[@bobby1970]

@@zhuzzir , that was a super nice beautiful light blue luxury yacht. That owner must have had more money than brains. I must admit, I loved the crunching sound of the wooden dock as the yacht hit it.

[@davefellhoelter1343]

Want clean family fun? we did boat ramps on a holiday weekend, chairs in a line, numbered paper plate score cards. Some of our most fun memories

[@oo0Spyder0oo]

Yeah not offering to help no doubt

[@eddiencstate]

Such... "Ridiculousness" ! We've seen half of these on that show. Still worth re-watching.

[@TheExplosiveGuy]

Watching people back up trailers can be hilarious🤣, though I'll freely admit that I would probably create the same spectacle myself🤣, I've hardly ever had to back up trailers and I suck at it lol.

[@MasteryOfMovement]

0:32 chillest dude in the world xDDD

[@theforcewillbewithyou8773]

Chillest than waves))

[@larryroyovitz7829]

I love how they all yell "whoa!" as if someone has forgotten to apply the brakes.

[@mobilegameplaywalkthroughs990]

2:00 Both boats with preexisting major scratches on the side. Get it together!

[@remissiveslave]

You'd think everything on a cruiser would be mounted to the floor somehow.

[@dmitrycherkasov9668]

Cut the bullshit!

[@jonnym4670]

that last video it wouldnt matter that ship sunk

[@thebestfontever]

you're not supposed to take waves broadside, so under normal circumstances it's not a concern

[@fredpuntdroad8701]

They were taking waves in the flank though. Never supposed to do that. Maybe an engine malfunction.

[@327legoman]

I've seen the clip a few times. Cruise ships have stabilisers that keep the ship from rocking meaning they dont need to mount anything. This is what happens when the stabilisers fail. (If they didn't have this, many passengers would get sea sick)

[@someguy1907]

Imagine being a tic tac in at least 5 - 10 miles of water and still make contact with another tic tac

[@elosoguapo8137]

And what about planes colliding? There’s really not enough space up there??

[@dustinofficinalis2149]

Humanities stupidity is never ending .

[@MegaEmmanuel09]

@@elosoguapo8137 Yeah, but those are extremely common and reused paths so that makes sens- Oh hey, look! It's the same scenario with boats 🤣

[@borderlineiq]

That would be the Stockholm and the Andrea Doria. In this video, the speeding craft hitting the guy with the airhorn was outrageous, but the large ships, very likely engine or rudder failure.

[@willpmack]

3:10 Gotta be honest I cried a little, that Ship is a work of art.

[@Jushwa]

Idk how he managed to crash twice too.. who the fuck was driving.

[@peterharper8216]

@@Jushwa I remember reading about that. The throttle controls malfunctioned

[@Jushwa]

@@peterharper8216 that would make the most sense

[@willpmack]

@@Jushwa I think it might have been another shot from a different angle?

[@Jushwa]

@@willpmack lol no, watch it again. Hits concrete second time.

[@Saskidan]

8:21 at least they had enough sense to secure the piano to the ground.. not sure why they'd not do that for the rest of the furniture

[@umaxen0048]

1:42 I'm crying for those destroyed solar panels...

[@sammydaboul6781]

It's clearly CGI

[@TobiasWhisperwind]

Why

[@wonderwapen]

10:20: I was really expecting him to get mad and just drive into the water with the car like Peter griffin did

[@nunyabisnass1141]

Well if you fill your car up with marine fuel you can. Saw it on a show once where a guy filled his truck with jet fuel and drove in the sky.

[@lukeabston9682]

@@nunyabisnass1141 that was the dumbest comment I’ve ever heard but some how I still laughed

[@GenoLoma]

Legend has it, he's still trying to reverse that jetski into the lake..

[@novarkingud7308]

😂😂😂 Some cracking boating examples of: 'You can't park that there sir.'

[@Dazhimself]

The guy at 5:40 "don't worry I'll catch this big boat from walling over!"