“No one was harmed”. Most of those people were definitely harmed.
@oluwacandy2962 ай бұрын
Definitely 😅
@allanallan47912 ай бұрын
no one watching was harmed ahaha
@sgxmen2 ай бұрын
You need to add that prompt to not get demonetized
@cappaculla2 ай бұрын
@@allanallan4791 Actually I fell 40 ft off the tree I was cutting down because I was laughing at people being seriously hurt.
@Marticus_972 ай бұрын
I’m sick of seeing this BS tbh
@joeled76602 ай бұрын
3:22 "Was that the goal?" I have asked that same question of these clips so many times.
@JF1908x2 ай бұрын
It’s at these moments they realise how much upper body strength they lack 🤦♂️
@axostierIV2 ай бұрын
And if you realized thr water is not deep, then.... ⚰️
@qnh-funnymoment213 күн бұрын
well :))
@hfield072 ай бұрын
6:06 terrible direction and a clueless helper is a dangerous combo for furniture moving
@psjasker2 ай бұрын
I like how the boy asks his Mom if she’s OK when she slips. Good kid right there
@biobingofamАй бұрын
I think he's a good boy! 🐶
@bloodstreamcity2 ай бұрын
The cut at 9:06 makes it look like Toby the dog threw a massive party.
@NewPaulActs172 ай бұрын
that was a smooth segue
@_mortiam2 ай бұрын
Oh lol, didn't notice those are two clips. That explains 😂 I was like... No, I don't think the dog did such elaborate artwork 😅
@Sailor_Kelso2 ай бұрын
5:44 dog: “smells like you’re in pain”
@JT-Terry2 ай бұрын
4:37 that’s such a good kid. Making sure mom’s ok..!!!
@pietjepuk95752 ай бұрын
If she took more time for cleaning that deck instead of filling her gut and breeding , that deck would not get slippery 🖕🖕🖕
@DuckAvationOfficial2 ай бұрын
@KZbinViral4297what does that mean
@FuzzyFoot582 ай бұрын
Seems like what any normal kid would do.
@DuckAvationOfficial2 ай бұрын
@@FuzzyFoot58 Ik lol
@JT-Terry2 күн бұрын
@@FuzzyFoot58 seems like it but 99% of kids these days would just laugh. This kid was concerned and went to help her up..!!
@atomic_chicken19842 ай бұрын
The guy dropping his phone after the lightning strike had me on the floor🤣
@jacklow96112 ай бұрын
Kind of jumpy, isn't he? Maybe he had too much coffee, or too many Red Bulls.
@thianzmom2 ай бұрын
I swear I watched that particular segment at least 4x. I don't know why but it will stick with me 4evR! 😁 The way he looks over his shoulder as he goes back in the house. I can barely type from the laugh-tears. 😂
@atomic_chicken19842 ай бұрын
@thianzmom I know i rewatched that clip so many times and it never stopped being funny
@michial19142 ай бұрын
I showed the portion of guy in storm dropping phone to my wife. She didn’t think it was funny.
@icarusbinns31562 ай бұрын
@@michial1914mine won’t stop giggling!
@courtney-rw8ch2 ай бұрын
11:00 ‘is there anything I can do?’ ‘get me a drink.’ honest answer.
@mingfanzhang46002 ай бұрын
😊😊😊😊
@mingfanzhang89272 ай бұрын
😊
@wr3ckr2702 ай бұрын
Should have gotten her the drink and offered her some consolation/relaxation D.
@courtney-rw8ch2 ай бұрын
@@wr3ckr270 on board with that!
@ΓιώργοςΚαπάτος2 ай бұрын
10:20 Sigmund says it was no accident. Subconsciously it was done on purpose. Maybe because she didn't really want to go to the interview, or because she was afraid she wouldn't make it. So an accident is always convenient for us to avoid something we don't want to happen and at the same time to avoid responsibility because it didn't happen.
@masaharumorimoto47612 ай бұрын
Lil man picking his Mom up was heart warming.
@Kat-tr2ig2 ай бұрын
2:33 "I taught him this, it's all on me." *kid falls off swing, gets smacked upside the head with it "I didn't... I didn't teach him that" 🤣
@Equulai2 ай бұрын
7:55 That discord notification sound in the background. 😂
@cynomain98022 ай бұрын
So that wasn't a notification for me 🤣
@Peterb2002952 ай бұрын
I thought I had friends for a second
@50yrOldTennisImprover2 ай бұрын
it definitely fooled me
@jsnotlout33122 ай бұрын
I was like, How did i get a ping when discord wasnt even running in the background
@bueb86742 ай бұрын
bro that legit confused me, last thing I expected in one of these vids
@donniemedlin42172 ай бұрын
6:50 those squirrels went nuts lol
@handlehandle123222 ай бұрын
I see what u did there 😂
@hannah19482 ай бұрын
Hahahahaha!!!!!🤣🤣
@JackMacLupus2 ай бұрын
Haha, i just wanted to bring a joke with "nuts" in it. Xd
@michaelscott-joynt32152 ай бұрын
I feel bad every time I see these. That was a retirement fund and pension.
@cainealexander-mccord28052 ай бұрын
11:28 I've been doing my own hair since 1987, and no, we do NOT do things to our hair without gloves. Because that would be stupid. Nor does anyone I know do it without gloves. They're not stupid, either.
@BT1100Broos2 ай бұрын
Why should you film that and share it on the internet?
@tkps2 ай бұрын
Ditto. I can't fathom why someone would think semi permanent, especially those highly pigmented versions wouldn't stain. They're technically 'staining' your hair on a temporary basis. If anything wearing gloves for those is even more necessary.
@cainealexander-mccord28052 ай бұрын
@@tkps She kept saying, "If you know, you know, right?" and I'm like, out loud, "No! I don't know! And neither do you!" How can grown adults not understand "permanence"?
@cainealexander-mccord28052 ай бұрын
@@BT1100Broos For no other reason than to entertain us. No good reason, anyway.
@whatthehelliot2 ай бұрын
i use gloves but ive got semi permanent dye on my skin loads of times and its never stained nearly that bad. most stains have come off like 90% w one wash w warm water and just fade over like a day
@BeeMax88Ай бұрын
It’s a great way to remind us to accept failure with a smile.
@bzac-instankarma2 ай бұрын
*I wonder if insurance companies watch these videos to find proof*
@Bayan19052 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure idiots like the ones in these videos are why my health insurance is probably so damn high.
@cainealexander-mccord28052 ай бұрын
Boy, I've wondered that, too. Or at least give reasonable cause to not pay out. If that's not happening yet, I bet it will be.
@NekoNebula13132 ай бұрын
Ha probably most insurance companies also have private investigators That will watch you from a distance to make sure that you're actually injured
@Melissa-den2 ай бұрын
I'm favour , $27K every week ! I can now give back to the locals in my community and also support God's work and the church. God bless America.
@shemarMooreofficial-n8h2 ай бұрын
As a beginner what do I need to do? How can I invest, on which platform? If you know any please share.
@OGjoe2 ай бұрын
7:55 that discord beep gets me every time, then I remember I have no friends.
@SuperSmashBurgers2 ай бұрын
Toby knows damn well he's getting belly rubs.
@Lazcomeforth2 ай бұрын
Especially if I get my hands on him. ❤
@dougupah87782 ай бұрын
It was all circumstantial evidence, no real proof that dog had anything to do with that mess.
@FeedScrn2 ай бұрын
That was the whole point.... getting ready.
@billwilliams20252 ай бұрын
How could you NOT give them?!
@Lwah08122 ай бұрын
Toby is the cutest puppers, there is no water one could resist! Toby needs to come live with me.
@donniev81812 ай бұрын
The little boy checking to see if his momma was OK was adorable.
@satelit16592 ай бұрын
2:13 that phone went🚀🚀🚀
@PureCode2 ай бұрын
That last one should apply to be a rocket surgeon. Bet that one has made some 'interesting' choices in their life.
@ted.angell76092 ай бұрын
A rocket surgeon 😂.
@JF1908x2 ай бұрын
Surgery on a rocket?
@grbmajor66452 ай бұрын
@@JF1908x What? You never heard of a Rocket Scientist Brain Surgeon??
@MonkeyBidness3592 ай бұрын
I thought I was the only one who used his expression! People look at me strangely when I say it but it makes sense to combine supposedly the two professions requiring the most intelligence and skill.
@misseselise38642 ай бұрын
i don’t understand how her personal life choices other than her hair have anything to do with the video
@jonathanwaswrong39172 ай бұрын
4:36 What a good boy! As a man who loves his mother, that darn near brought a tear to my eye...
@abradfordajb2 ай бұрын
" No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " Wait .... the guy dropped his fries all over the porch. BUT : " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed "
@ahebu2 ай бұрын
"Get me a drink" and "I'm not sure what to do" as lifestyle!😅
@DivineVegan2 ай бұрын
I can tell an alcoholic when I see one
@dnlmachine42872 ай бұрын
Exactly. Toiktoking complaining about her interview the next day while drinking and drawing on her eyebrows till 4am. She will go far. Stay gold.
@ΓιώργοςΚαπάτος2 ай бұрын
10:20 Sigmund says it was no accident. Subconsciously it was done on purpose. Maybe because she didn't really want to go to the interview, or because she was afraid she wouldn't make it. So an accident is always convenient for us to avoid something we don't want to happen and at the same time to avoid responsibility because it didn't happen.
@SoTypicallyMeh2 ай бұрын
4:41 that’s a good kid asking if she’s okay and helping her up. these days most kids would have stood there and laughed.
@gemini_man662 ай бұрын
"CRUNCH!!!" "SNAP!!!" "POP!!!" "BOOOOOM!!!" "AAAAARGGH!!!" * No One Was Harmed
@colbyheredia25562 ай бұрын
5:14 THATS ME!! Me and my brother submitted my video a couple months ago and they didnt get back to us. But we were just watching this one thinking nothing of it and all of the sudden my video was in here and my face lit up😭😂.
@grbmajor66452 ай бұрын
And from now on you shall be called Kobe!
@colbyheredia25562 ай бұрын
@@grbmajor6645lmao 😭
@knockeledup2 ай бұрын
Did you get your pants fixed?
@f70andre132 ай бұрын
2:05 that faceplant !!!😅
@thediddy81172 ай бұрын
That lil boy making sure his mom is ok when she fell and the other lady laughed at her but he instantly went over to check her out hes going to be a good guy when he grows up
@MrYfrank142 ай бұрын
0:21- they didn't put up the " no one was harmed" sign so we know the bicyclist got his head ripped off.
@Pienimusta2 ай бұрын
When it says "No one was harmed", there's at least 20% chance they died. When it says nothing, there's 100% chance they died.
@failarmy2 ай бұрын
60% of the time it works every time.
@FFTV-IdiotsAtWork2 ай бұрын
I think that's the message the video wants to send to viewers: If you're not careful while working and moving, you'll encounter unexpected failures. I love the videos.
@dukabear26402 ай бұрын
@@failarmy Sex Panther 🐾
@mrbushi10622 ай бұрын
Lol its just for youtube moderators so they dont demonetize the video XD We know the truth
@korados51462 ай бұрын
@@failarmy Have you contacted KZbin about this? Can't you just start the videos with a disclaimer like: "In the following videos, no one was harmed."?
@nicholascrow81332 ай бұрын
The presence of *no one was harmed* on some of the clips insinuates someone was harmed in some of the other clips 🤣
@itsthewilliamb2 ай бұрын
When y’all don’t say “no one was harmed”, I assume everyone was harmed.
@Benjaminlibera2 ай бұрын
6:02 why didn't she keep holding onto the cabinet so that it didn't fall? Instead of huffing afterwards, that actually pissed me off 😂
@gameplaykanal____68992 ай бұрын
Yeah same here, i mean just help your husband.
@JayMatth2 ай бұрын
Because why should your own actions help someone, when they can support your narrative instead? (I guess 🤷♂)
@himhim61352 ай бұрын
She did not do anything. Except open the door. And not tell her husband that she was not doing anything.
@Durwood712 ай бұрын
He told her to move her hand, so she did.
@BOSSYDG2 ай бұрын
How do you put the video time in your comment
@ericbartol2 ай бұрын
3:17 This was so cartoonish that I kind of hallucinated him staying on the flat surface for a second before sinking! 😄
@BillD-h1k2 ай бұрын
2:10 lookie I'll sumon some lightning woof woof woof 😂😂😂😂
@carrierussell92242 ай бұрын
10:10 WHAT is stuck in the drain pipe? is that a firework?
@DKay-gl3hv2 ай бұрын
I'm trying to figure that out too.
@Kat-tr2ig2 ай бұрын
Came to the comments for the same
@tuantauntuantaun2 ай бұрын
Me, too, wanna know 😅
@MrYfrank142 ай бұрын
I thought it was just a fast food drink cup
@daviddrake59912 ай бұрын
It is a cup that is upside down.
@christopherherold87402 ай бұрын
4:40 good job little dude. He didn’t laugh but actually asked if she was ok.
@sabinahribarternar75022 ай бұрын
That woman/girl who fell from the horse got INCREDIBLY LUCKY. 😐😐
@ryanrasmussen67462 ай бұрын
4:30 is quite possibly the funniest thing ive ever seen
@crow33702 ай бұрын
I like how the dog was just laying on the couch and was just look at me i didn't do anything wrong
@dauibfasf2 ай бұрын
0:57 those Guys Like "yeah u can do that on your own, im chillin "
@channelsurf172 ай бұрын
2:11, Zeus: "I told you to get the fuck off that PHONE!!"
@ironbowtie2 ай бұрын
Vanilla Ice crapped his pants when that lighting struck.
@axostierIV2 ай бұрын
**Phone Down music plays in the background**
@michaelashley28552 ай бұрын
Zeus didn’t use that kind of language
@shlomoaziz4112 ай бұрын
when having a bad day and coming home and watching idiots of the week just made my night 😊
@OutOfTheGameLetsPlay2 ай бұрын
5:43 dog arrives to investigate. Checks butt, everythings normal.
@a.c.m.e.ink.45682 ай бұрын
5:52: The Peanut butter box is here! 🐶
@TomFynn2 ай бұрын
9:25 "And just when I told him not to set off that sprinkler...he set off that sprinkler."
@revemb46532 ай бұрын
Tf you mean “no one was harmed” bruh fell 20 feet off a ladder
@goldfishbelike2 ай бұрын
@KZbinViral4297can you stop spamming this on every comment?
@miguelangelvazquezroque37912 ай бұрын
I'm sure he's fine
@Pizzachuu2 ай бұрын
Smiity, I LOVE the Party Animals video, and I watch with my wife, every time She's not much into games, but I bought it to play with her, thanks to your videos, mate Thanks ♥
@丁丁-x2cАй бұрын
The funniest part of my day is watching instant regret fails like these!
@Gamer4332 ай бұрын
11:50 That shows perfectly, why so many chemical ingredients are forbidden in Europe (but not in the USA). Who knows what this stuff really do with your body.
@wynterpulchritudo72552 ай бұрын
American here. Too true! I've been hoping for the day my country gets their heads outta their a** and get with the same program almost half the world follows. And we like to call ourselves a superpower when we've got literally nothing to show for it but accomplishments from 70 yrs ago.
@cMARVEL3602 ай бұрын
The feeling of worthlessness someone must be feeling when they fall in an attempt to rescue someone, must be Incredible!
@MrYfrank142 ай бұрын
1:34- your amazon package has been delivered
@PHJTotalIdiotsAtWorkАй бұрын
really, The expressions in these instant regret fails are just priceless!
@Br0joe962 ай бұрын
5:17 the fool who went and ripped his pants
@poyrazsuzgun19792 ай бұрын
2:50 bro acts like a GTA 5 npc
@Super_Mario_JasperАй бұрын
4:41 The boy had a great heart for helping the lady. ❤
@PJunkEye2 ай бұрын
2:05 firefighter almost got impaled by that thing
@unlimitedhumor-t2uАй бұрын
This is something I never wanted to encounter, it's funny.
@veganbunger2 ай бұрын
7:28 that’s that one dude “traffic has cleared up and I am ready to remerge with the civilized people” lmao
@bradsswinton2 ай бұрын
3:39 best Ive seen all year 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@yobabyyobabyyo2 ай бұрын
The laugh at 1:12 is comedic gold
@BradH20242 ай бұрын
1:05 - There are fewer things on KZbin that bring me more joy than watching parkour fails. Parkour is an invention of the French military, to train their soldiers how to climb, jump and get around any obstacles that may block their path while retreating from the enemy.
@natersalad8892 ай бұрын
4:36 , yeah your porch is only slippery because YOU dont pressure wash off the algae and mold on the deck, its called maintenance, and its not normal to be slick when wet but clean, but it will be VERY slick if you let algae and mold grow on it, no ones fault but yours, lesson learned
@grbmajor66452 ай бұрын
Some people are just lazy....and stupid.
@DKay-gl3hv2 ай бұрын
10:20 I feel for her. Stress can make you slip up. And good on her neighbor checking in.
@AlexanderM-h3b2 ай бұрын
That woman who locked her stuff in the house is the same one who watched her husband drop the TV stand eventually those two are going to get divorced
@pumpkinzz57282 ай бұрын
I didn’t realize it at first but you’re so right! The trees are in the right spot (albeit at different sizes), the way the door bounces, etc. That’s crazy!!!
@Lwah08122 ай бұрын
6:55 and 10:19 I rarely notice that much detail, great catch!
@cybercarbonara59262 ай бұрын
@7:56 the notification got me
@AdventureChroniclesTravel2 ай бұрын
Most the time you gotta ask yourself how all these accidents/fails could’ve been avoided 😂😂😂😂😂
@thedecaf02 ай бұрын
Are not laughing challenge videos included in the scope of reused content?
@Anna_Stetik2 ай бұрын
Thank you for not blabbering through the entire video like so many others do.
@Anna_Stetik2 ай бұрын
@KZbinViral4297 No.
@soundseeker632 ай бұрын
For some reason I find that womans reaction (or lack of) at 6:02 quite hilarious. She knows whats coming, has seen it many times before, and gives absolutely zero f*cks 😆
@kamcke832 ай бұрын
3:39 even the dog trying to get away from that assembly fail
@Knoxvr212 ай бұрын
I like how the first one says no one was harmed LOL
@FFLTotalIdiotsAtWorkАй бұрын
The look of disbelief in these instant regret fails is just priceless
@red-trinity73902 ай бұрын
3:52 Why did I find this so funny 🤣😭
@red-trinity73902 ай бұрын
Above reply is a bot. Do not reply to it please.
@fihr-TotalIdiotsAtWork2 ай бұрын
This deserves way more views.
@ChriZd3luXe2 ай бұрын
Everyone was harmed except the guy in the car 🤗
@bzacnew2 ай бұрын
*Your content never disappoints. Thanks for sharing*
@TmarioXD2 ай бұрын
5:37 The dog: Are you ok? 🥺
@Aithful2 ай бұрын
I'm impressed, a whole video with only new clips :O
@dragoncubes10742 ай бұрын
No, not really.
@FloridaBoatRamps-882 ай бұрын
I like how the boy asks his Mom if she’s OK when she slips.💕💕
@michaelashley28552 ай бұрын
Instead of laughing like everyone else seems to
@oleandersen248525 күн бұрын
The best part of KZbin is finding hilarious instant regret fails like these!
@LS-um3zq2 ай бұрын
The truck full of acorns! LOL! LOL!
@Fnino420692 ай бұрын
6:31 that's nuts
@mikemcconeghy46582 ай бұрын
That one where the dune buggy was on its side and kept going until it recovered was not a fail. Very impressive recovery.
@LVTTotalIdiotsAtWorkАй бұрын
I love how the puma and the human are basically yelling the same shit at each other.
@Max3000292 ай бұрын
6:31 thats nuts!!
@Spiderman-_-0072 ай бұрын
10:59 Very simple solution: Get a copy of the car key and the house key and leave the house key under a rock THAT way you won’t get locked out outside ever again I learned it the hard way leaving my house keys in my briefcase and my phone inside my car and left the car keys inside fortunately someone helped me open the car but boy having an interview in less than an hour in this situation has to be very stressful so yeah 😐🤷
@dnlmachine42872 ай бұрын
Look at her eyebrows. Shes 40something and going to a job interview. Her first solution is Another Drink. Is there any wonder? I am surprised she is even allowed to use anything that requires a key. Stay gold.
@Mio2482 ай бұрын
@@dnlmachine4287 ............... It............... You know what? Nevermind. smh
@elozvyutАй бұрын
@@dnlmachine4287 She is also hella helper on 5:56
@Shawni1612 ай бұрын
@2:12, buddy didnt expect that lightning
@hoofarted87092 ай бұрын
The dog barked before the lightning strike:)
@robvanhalen96962 ай бұрын
OMG it's Teddy from Bob's Burgers at 6:16! Screams like he does and his truck is right there at the curb!
@GiveMeBass932 ай бұрын
3:11 Nirvana moment.
@CTSega2 ай бұрын
Injured > Harmed Also, big Altima energy @ 0:32
@jamespatrick17842 ай бұрын
The guy who $hit his pants and almost dropped his phone when the lightning strikes, I had to rewatch it I kept laughing so hard! 🤣🤣🤣
@martinruddell26822 ай бұрын
Years pass by.. no one has realised that wet wood is slippery?
@JH-wd6dp2 ай бұрын
That's what she said... And cement stairs in the snow are icy.
@РомаКомаров-н1н2 ай бұрын
"No one was harmed" really makes me laugh😂
@WalkingExcursions2 ай бұрын
😂 This video is just amazing! Every time I watch it I can’t help but laugh! Some moments are so ridiculous that one can only wonder how this could even happen. Thanks for the opportunity to laugh and have fun. Looking forward to the next release! 🎉
@Xphinity2 ай бұрын
3:39 Instant classic lol Everything about this was cinema 😂
@91olds982 ай бұрын
I’ve never understood why @FailArmy doesn’t just put one, simple disclaimer, at the front of the video saying, “No one was harmed in any of these clips, don’t try any of this at home, enjoy.” Seems much more logical, and a better use of their time. As opposed to their editors going back, and editing those words into half the clips. Is KZbin really that picky, that we need constant reminders every few clips? I’m genuinely asking.
@bruceschneider49282 ай бұрын
Legal protection. If someone is injured or dies, they're covered by the legal disclaimer. We live in very litigious times.
@montegrifo2 ай бұрын
Here we are: Everyone knows it's BS yet for legal reasons ... like the bleeps. Is there anyone who doesn't substitute those bleebs with what is actually said in their minds?
@krashd2 ай бұрын
@@bruceschneider4928 Yeah, I'm sure what the OP said would cover that.
@kbramlett68772 ай бұрын
@@montegrifo I've seen some videos where the "Bleeps" are so constant that I think that I am being taught Morse Code
@kaiberuss2 ай бұрын
i mean technically most "text" in like almost all editing software is just copy/paste, not that much work, hell im pretty sure they just have a preset of that and just add it when watching clips
@BlenderStudy2 ай бұрын
Thank you for the update, FailArmy..!! 1:27 At around his age, I hit the ground instead of a golf ball while learning how to golf. Everything was ok on the first day, but after 24 hours my back started to hurt like crazy. It took more than 2 weeks for me to recover from an excruciating back pain. 🥶 The worst part was attempting to sit on the toilet.