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[@Spectral352]

Everyone: "Oh no, a bird is attacking me!" Vegans: "I am a vegan."

[@meunomeerique]

is called ''a joke''

[@manuelmamann5035]

@@meunomeerique Its also called "a joke" ;) humor is always partialy true. but tho i am not vegan i value the reason and great arguments for it.

[@meunomeerique]

@@manuelmamann5035 Exactly, partially true, I’m against prejudice, and that's my opinion, because I understand that humor it's a complex theme, but if you scroll down some comments, you’ll see that a lot of people seems to think that vegans are vegans just to be able to claim that, while a lot of vegans don’t think that way. I’m not a vegan as well, but for me it’s about respecting those who are vegans for the ideas, and not the label. People who don’t understand veganism, shouldn’t be able to damage its image.

[@manuelmamann5035]

@@meunomeeriqueThe comment section isnt a great place to find a representation of the population avarage. Infest your energie somewhere more usefull. for example for yourself and your friends. and you will find your recogniiton you deserve. your right. the conflict doesnt exist. Keep it up. I have to spend fewer time into the comment section. tho i enjoyed our exchange.

[@meunomeerique]

@@manuelmamann5035 I rather invest my energy on both (friends, and random people)! But I agree with you, I also spend to much time here :P Have a good day or night!

[@Genorules]

That bird was like "You might be vegan but I ain't!"

[@ppnnyyy]

vegans even telling birds theyre vegan:D

[@cfubonecollector]

I literally heard that bird say " fuck you! At the end. Lol

[@CCUnderhill1007]

@@ppnnyyy and just like the rest of us, the bird was P.O.'d being told how to live its life by a stupid vegan. LOL

[@touremuhammad5983]

bandido79 I think a raven once said that

[@TopKleare]

thats why the bird attack him because hes vegan

[@mikesimpson9942]

4:15 that lion knew what he was doing 😂

[@deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683]

4:17 That lion knows he’s king.

[@planewire2153]

Deadpool: Regenerate Degenerate *proceeds to close window and moan like a lil bitch

[@TheFurryGamer]

Is that irl simba

[@Katalyste]

2:18 was so cute and watching how slow the sloth reacted! 😀

[@labibsafwan]

U found it cute🙁, i feel bad for the sloth.. Since he is slow, he couldn’t do anything

[@dreamthedream8929]

@@labibsafwan so how does he survive in the wild? Thats the question. Its unbelievable

[@NAME-yg8sl]

@@dreamthedream8929 who knows?

[@WarThunderAffe]

they can be very dangerous, they dont atack, but when you have your fingers between their hands, they broke your finger xd

[@WarThunderAffe]

@@labibsafwan when he catch the monkey, the monkey would have now a broken tail

[@airwipe1639]

Legend has it, he’s still chasing that fox.

[@jimmyboy131]

Legend also says that guy is still telling everyone he's a vegan.

[@stefans3709]

Lol he said ”he took my wallet that f*cker” in swedish though

[@evdanielsson7]

I knew this would be a comment 😅

[@RpDirt43]

5:17 Swiper! No swiping! Swiper! No swiping!

[@jimbosayer1]

Oh maaan!

[@supermoon1430]

Robin P. 4:35 baby swiper

[@blahblahrobby]

Hahahaha, perfect

[@OnlyForexTrade]

hi help me start do) thanks

[@marveloussuperboy6370]

Dora the explorer reference

[@Anaphriel]

Cop: Can you describe the suspect who stole your wallet? Dude: Yes, he's short. Kinda reddish hair, big ears, runs fast.

[@chrispan4126]

"I'm a vegan dude !" That's why it's attacking you mate.

[@number1discodave]

He fully deserved It lol

[@SeSmokki]

@@xenon7173 Jokes, man, it's 2019

[@Sanjovalentine]

Flodidopro its a joke, you drongo

[@UDEMF]

Flodidopro whoooooosssshhhhhhh

[@niel80]

@@xenon7173 a que pendejo mijo

[@laurasanchez7105]

4:09 Lion trolling humans hahaha that is great

[@TheAgeOfLyrics]

first instinct, roll up the window

[@2Ahthelphi]

That bird just turned that guy back into an animal eater

[@flippedoutkyrii]

Magpie's are on the menu tonight, Boi's!

[@ECsponger2]

You're completely wrong about that ya goof

[@lunch6360]

moot _ he’s an absolute fuckwit!

[@haiickentnwo9cu2uufhehi]

5:55 can't believe he waited so long to tell us he is veggan

[@Jigglypoop97]

Bogdan it was a video uploaded to his channel, which was centered around Veganism

[@saladoc]

comment of the year XDD

[@haiickentnwo9cu2uufhehi]

Not against being veggan but it is interesting how they always mention it

[@lunch6360]

Bogdan it’s funny how they always manage to squeeze that in but alway fail to mention that they are fuckwits

[@thewingedserpent5823]

gets attacked by wildlife "I'm a Vegan. I'm a Vegan i swear"

[@josephdonald1754]

I'ma vegan! I'm surprised you didn't hear, I told everyone else!

[@IamSequoia37]

That lion that roared at the guy walked away like “that’s right, don’t fuck with me”

[@transom100]

4:15 a car window has never gone up so quickly

[@Cie_lll]

LMFAOooO

[@Cie_lll]

That "HAaAaaA" at the end lol

[@mobsey94]

5:52 It never takes long for a vegan to announce that he is a vegan

[@ssickhead1]

my thoughts exactly. always letting everyone know no matter how irrelevant it is to the situation

[@TheCimbrianBull]

@@ssickhead1 ROFL! 🤣 😂 😅 Last time I experienced a vegan announcing himself in a group of people I quickly announced that I like to eat ass. A weird situation got weirder.

[@gustavseeberg8824]

0:55 It's been a while since Over the Hedge. But Hammy seems to be doing just fine

[@desankac2060]

0:50 RJ ain't changing either 😂😂😂

[@brussell639]

Even birds think vegans are weird. lol

[@xOGxSE7ENx]

😂😂😂

[@lundimardi1975]

Why do people like to have a stab at vegans when it doesn't affect them one iota?

[@laurasanchez7105]

@@lundimardi1975 Just jokes

[@gifthorse3675]

Because you guys never shut up about it

[@lundimardi1975]

@Kay Savage Well, truth be told, we are doing less environmental damage than meat eaters. So yeah, I am holier than thou. Thanks.

[@kambe-mariadavid7268]

0:17 😂😂😂 The guy wasn’t having it😂😂waiting to see what wud happen next

[@TheCimbrianBull]

He did it to commemorate Harambe!

[@Koed313]

Animals walking into shops casually and running away after stealing stuff is my favourite thing. 😂

[@norefunds4731]

1:55 _You making fun of me? You think I'm a joke? YEAH?!? HERE'S THE PUNCHLINE!!!_

[@KulKlas]

What are you talking about seriously? I can just see that she has no bra!(:

[@Sirynx77]

@@KulKlas (facepalm) Now we all know where your mind is tuned in to.

[@OnlyForexTrade]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qICZqqeqnZaihcU

[@jacquesjacobs6871]

Bloody vegans can't stop telling people they're vegan. Even the poor magpie has to hear it. 😂

[@scythelord]

@ it's why the bird attacked him.

[@folfielukather8083]

not to mention hes a cyclist

[@d1o2n4]

He must of started saying it before he started filming. Got the bird all angry

[@Tojinder]

Hey what is vegan ,i don't know i am from Asia

[@bopinstrong]

@@Tojinder vegan is someone who tought they're holier than someone else.

[@ContraHacker1337]

4:15 This man's entire life must have flashed before his eyes.

[@freedoms2010]

You mean this idiot of course.

[@seekerrild4629]

How do you know if someone is a vegan? Don't worry, they'll let you know.

[@DrJurdenPeterbergsteinlerwitz]

Hi there stranger! Sorry to stop you in the middle of traffic, but I just wanted to let you know I am a vegan. That's right, a v-e-g-a-n. Anyways, remember to tell your friends about me! Byeeee!

[@TheHamburg1]

Wow did you come up with that?

[@yun-jinlee3782]

Just like how cringey meat eaters let you know how much they hate vegans for living their own lifestyle in every KZbin comment section 😴

[@jacquesjacobs6871]

@@yun-jinlee3782 it wouldn't happen if vegans didn't feel the need to proclaim their shortcomings to the world at the drop of a hemp hat. 😂

[@tonyjohnmcmullen]

The guy was clearly an animal lover and that's why he was surprised the bird was attacking him..

[@qualxdea]

0:03 they smelled fish

[@pingwipops]

who else got anxiety on the spider one? just me?... ok i'll leave now

[@TeamRocket98]

I'm glad I read this before I got to that scene. Time for me to leave now. Bye. :)

[@marilynalvarez9951]

Me too...I really hate spiders!

[@hellsing7936]

same the whole time I was like please stop poking it because its just going to attack you

[@willemmmmm]

I need to know what happens before i watch it

[@Indiscrimi]

@@willemmmmm It bites his whole hand off. 'Cause, you know, that's something that a spider could realistically do. :D Seriously though, it just jumps on 'im, the camera shakes, the video cuts. Totally predictable.

[@jackdoe552]

3:29 "What would you like to do for vacation this year?" "Let's fly to a vast, barren desert and ride camels." "ok"

[@Grumpy_Coon]

5:25 and the legend says, he is still running to catch that fox😂

[@Iko_onthedl]

a guy above commented the same thing.. ik its been 5yrs but i thought someone should tell u

[@Grumpy_Coon]

I probably just wrote what I thought and went on with my life without checking​ the other 1000 comments if something somewhat related to mine was somewhere.@@Iko_onthedl Didn't really bother, funny it's bothering u tho

[@torielizabethcg]

3:43 “You guys gotta get out of here man”

[@pythonregiusx1313]

This has happened to me many times, sounds likes he's talking to drunk friends 😂

[@danielc9731]

Poor sloth, he was like nooooo! As he reaches out in slow motion.

[@deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683]

5:26 That could have been prevented if you’d just listened to how Dora usually says to handle that.

[@Mio248]

4:09 lol He like, "BRUH! GO! Whatcha lookin' at?"

[@Enoc63]

4:06 *Lion walks away* Lion: Gets ‘em everytime

[@Autistakles]

I wonder if yelling "I'm a vegan" at a charging lion or bear would work?

[@psychoalien6798]

Oh it works😂😂😂 they'll just have u for lunch or dinner.😂😂

[@andreiusurelu4278]

They will know to put you at starters

[@phoenixrising2609]

Get a vegan freind or rather a vegan person you dont like and put it to the test...

[@bozydargroch9779]

It's SUPPER effective

[@michaelcowan6254]

@@phoenixrising2609 Just make sure that they can't run faster than you.

[@Kjeld17]

03:00 ''Must go faster...''

[@jamdc2000]

"im a vegan man... back off" funniest line ever hahaha

[@pairofdot]

Legend has it that the dude is still chasing that fox to get his wallet back.

[@carldaynolo1]

is it me or shouldnt be the title 2019?

[@BrentB90]

Are you sure you're not a time traveler? Sorry I'm bored, and I couldn't resist the opportunity 😂😂

[@originalname5495]

Robin Carl Daynolo Well seeing as how most of these clips were used in videos from a year ago I guess the title isn't completely wrong

[@DieRosenheimer]

Nope it perfect like that thanks.

[@Bierstadt54]

Nope, these are definitely 2018 or older videos. Title is accurate.

[@Evilwhiteclownpunk]

No, the title should be "Planet Earth: FailArmy Edition"... which it is... the PUBLISHING DATE is what should be "June 2019"...

[@MissNatalie55555]

That spider. Why would you mess with that?! 😳

[@otrocell6417]

4:51 baby elephant is probably annoyed that the dude wont let go of his nose. Dude can't let go for a moment -_-. Pet it's head or something. Hands off.

[@spennyinvancouver5925]

5:52 not even the birds like vegans

[@DrJurdenPeterbergsteinlerwitz]

He even had to inform the bird that he was vegan... Disgusting.

[@kovichni]

@@DrJurdenPeterbergsteinlerwitz calm down himmler, it was just a joke for the cam

[@DrJurdenPeterbergsteinlerwitz]

@@kovichni No it wasn't. He couldn't wait to upload that video telling the world how vegan he is. Look how moist he gets each time he says it.

[@guitarluva90]

5:56 Maybe if you ate meat you'd have the protein to pedal faster and get away.

[@lilskinny9141]

Actually, meat is not even the 'best' (in terms of efficency) option for protein. ^^

[@ashmaybe9634]

Dude have you seen this guys Strava? He's hardcore :D

[@magna116]

@@lilskinny9141 and here come the know-it-alls.

[@psychoalien6798]

@@magna116 that's why their dumb ass name for KZbin has skinny in it.😂😂😂

[@lilskinny9141]

@ your sister isnt your 'girl'

[@Lexe2009]

Omg the spider, that one was so scary

[@Skykristal]

The clip with the spider.. man I would die instantly 😂

[@oreopuppies6411]

1:01 (Cashier dials 911) 911: 911 what's your emergency? Cashier: Hi, I would like to report a robbery, A squirrel came in and sole a candy bar

[@ozbullymorales1020]

I guess I’m the only one who can’t stop laughing at that sloth.

[@j.v.lmcswaga2003]

2:37 This had me spooked

[@kallibaer32]

4:18 yeah, better close that car window, that's definitely gonna save you from that big-ass lion. Holy moly what a scary creature

[@ActiveTerrorism]

Lion be like YOU WANT ME TO EAT YA BRO

[@_dervalentin7720]

@@ActiveTerrorism and then ya ya thats what thought

[@michaelgoodman9183]

Lions can’t distinguish smaller objects inside larger ones hence they can’t see the people inside the car also it’s a good idea to put an object even if it’s a window between you and a lion. That lion can manoeuvre into that car with the window open relatively easily. With the window closed it’s much harder for the lion to see the weaker spots of the car

[@YankeeD23]

@@michaelgoodman9183 Wow. Somebody watches Animal Planet lol 😏

[@michaelgoodman9183]

Derek Lowery I haven’t actually watched animal planet. That comes from experience... trust me lions can’t distinguish a large object from an object sitting inside. For example a child in a car. Even if that car has no windows or doors. When I was about 9 I went to a safari where they had lions behind a thin chain link fence, this was South Africa so no safety was not being adhered to, when I got out the vehicle the lions went from lying down and watching everyone to leaping up and pacing the fence looking straight at me. Needless to say my parents were not too impressed with the lack of safety.

[@JB17521or]

at 1:30 the 9 head Hydra is back.

[@navinjohnson2109]

That tire bitting lion caused this little scene to flash in my head: "Okay now, I'll just stroll over to this other tire and.... bite! there.... going somewhere? Mind if I call some my friends over to hang around? I couldn't help but notice that "Gun Free Zone/I'm a Vegan" bumper sticker on your vehicle."

[@Mububban23]

1:20 - you can tell that wildlife lady LOVES pushing people into those ostriches hahahaha

[@TigruArdavi]

declaring oneself a vegan just puts oneself waaaaay down the food chain 😂

[@EweChewBrrr01]

6:05 He is swooping you BECAUSE you are a vegan! Magpies aren't vegans.

[@Xiams]

How can you tell if the cyclist you're attacking is a vegan? He'll tell you!

[@gtaipan7422]

4:03 For the moment I thought it looked like an emu transform into an ostrich instead, LOL. That should be one of the best TikTok vlog ever!

[@handlemybiz]

monkey steals sloths food. the fastest slow reaction ive ever seen. LMAO

[@monkeydust100]

Ar yes thats my squirrel at 0:54 ive taught him to shoplift . Very noice

[@OnlyForexTrade]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qICZqqeqnZaihcU

[@magictrick8833]

Trained him well 😂

[@humppppa]

Paul Mccartney at his finest 01:20

[@TheCimbrianBull]

The whistling?

[@mohiljamariya2797]

2:15 The reaction of every mom

[@JustAwesome2020]

This squirrel stealing a candy bar 😍👍

[@dmitryb1286]

Just Awesome : squirrel 🐿 won’t go jail! 😂

[@DampONion]

I feel like I only ever watch these vids when I’m taking a dump

[@nickedmonds4486]

TMI

[@vibhorjain1467]

This was fantastic, all clips were hilarious !!

[@code-dredd]

Yeah, _especially_ the recycled ones from years ago...

[@ellewoods3811]

5:07 Man: we'll create awareness Elephant: get the fuck out of here steve

[@t3ddy2shoes]

5:28 Swiped!! Didn't Dora teach you to not trust foxes.

[@tobynuttall2408]

2018 failarmy eh? Well done Lads

[@insearchofgold3430]

4:00 Meet Ostrich 1, he has 100 IQ 4:04 Meet Ostrich 2, he has 200 IQ

[@TheAgeOfLyrics]

The panda bear one was so adorable when mum spun around at like 90 miles when the cub fell of the thing, also imagine trying to file a complete about a fox stealing your wallet

[@samukai6748]

3:56 they're reaction made that so much funnyer

[@kanervatie]

5:54 How do you know someone is a vegan?

[@ayyyimmaninja]

mother nature's way of saying "Save The Earth"

[@janedoe-hq9vn]

"You guys gotta get outta here man"..that mess...

[@Jose-ee2se]

0:35 EVERYONE START PLAYING CAN CAN

[@conbotstudios]

That guy on the camel needs to develop some core strength.

[@shadelings]

Dude did seem pretty tender, like he totally expected to be saved before the faceplant, lol!

[@VanessaSGamingParadise]

4:10 i dont know but... i think the lion is used to it that cars are driving beside him. It just wanted to troll this human :D

[@lmr9643]

Yeah he was so casual about it like “just a little roar will back them off”

[@rosshurst5630]

That poor sloth. Ya know how long it's gonna take him to get another piece of food.

[@steviesosa5617]

Swiper the fox strikes again 😂🤣 Now that he's got his wallet, Swiper is going to swipe that guys Identity.

[@niklasthorsted4645]

0:20 when u just lost a game of fortnite and the enemy is 6 feet away from u

[@Dumptruck70]

Cyclist: ‘I’m a vegan!’ Magpie “I’m a carnivore, biiiiich”

[@shantovinod393]

the white horse kick was the best..omg can't stop laughing 🤣🤣

[@gix.y]

4:09 lion: "ya want a picture? there ya go. piss off"

[@XeroXXIV]

3:22 just because you pelican doesnt mean you pelishould

[@nikolausherususanto]

4:51 that guy isn't respect for holding tight that trunk....

[@MrLinkolin]

Yeah, he’s lucky mama didn’t come by and tusk him….

[@shanelemke8968]

1:55 the monkey got mad because the head bobbing is like asking for a fight in their language

[@itssilxnt2748]

2:10 that panda that gets scared by the younger one falling is me in the future when I have kids

[@MadSkull]

1:38 OMG! They are just Iguanas ffs, stop screaming like chickens!

[@dariolance7637]

True. Kind of pathetic.

[@winstonsmith11]

Girls...

[@TheHamburg1]

It's pointless to say it because you and I know they would even scream like that if they see a little bug

[@jimmyn1990]

My dads pet iguana once attacked his face when he opened the terrarium. It was not a pretty sight. So i would not stand in the way of an angry iguana. 'mayby not scream like a chicken btw'

[@niclasklinger4900]

@@jimmyn1990 seah screaming makes it worse

[@norefunds4731]

4:12 _What? WHAT?!? Man, back up. BACK UP!!! Yeah. B**ch._

[@AlexDahlZ]

NOPE! *closes car window*

[@zeboe2103]

Exactly, let him know real quick who's really top of the food chain! Sounded like he might have shit his pants a little!

[@KineticTaco]

Best clip of the vid by far

[@frenchgameuse3587]

3:40 : Looks like someone has started a Jumanji game! ;)

[@blueboston318]

4:12 da lion was like GET DAT 📷 OUTTA MAH FACE!!!

[@nicholasng4107]

Hold my beer..... Give me back my beer.

[@gabrielmarchiori5503]

Aww too bad i already drank it...

[@johnmunro4952]

WTF are you doing in my garden?... what? .....a fox ....stole your wallet and you're chasing him trying to get it back....

[@downhillgroovy5859]

Lol that durian rider at the end

[@joe44523579875]

The funniest video I've seen in along while, Cheers

[@hunt3rv221]

"Im vegan" yea that is why the bird is atacking , propabky does not like strange creatures as well

[@DerFleischer]

2:41 and they say spiders are harmless 😂 Edit: thanks for the mass of likes 😍

[@thetoughcookie3665]

One of the best compilations :D

[@sarcasm-83]

Hahah that "lizards in a pool" clip with all the girls freaking out was the best thing I've seen in a while :'D

[@Danileptic]

As a girl i found that so stupid. I would be enlightened to see such nice animals and not stupidly screaming. Stupid ...

[@sarcasm-83]

@@Danileptic Oh it's the ridiculousness in their massive overreactions that made me laugh, so I agree that it was "stupid" to that extent. Just made me laugh

[@kb1629]

It's 2018 June all over again.

[@cdv1qa]

I've never paused a KZbin video so quickly in my life

[@vikingnemor15]

Where?

[@TheReTurnersFlips]

Why?

[@Northwindbreeze]

Wanker

[@MrScarcejason911]

Guaranteed it was @ the blonde who got her glasses "monkey snatched" ... He's a simple man...he sees nipple, he strokes ..

[@andrewswann7453]

I lost it when the spider quickly got onto the persons hand lmao

[@FunnyTvUK]

Omg so funny! Animals are always the funniest