The grinder guy at 0:58 just shows how dangerous these tools really are
@RipRoaringGarage2 ай бұрын
Yeah. No joke. Grinders and lathes are lethal tools. I got scalped by a lathe, and was lucky that my hair grew back...though that side is not curly.
@jakeeves59352 ай бұрын
yes that's very true grinders can be dangerous to operate
@benleman6492 ай бұрын
He's lucky that he was only using a polishing pad that time. With an actual grinding disc he might have hurt himself real bad.
@greenfrog97022 ай бұрын
No, it shows how people dont listen to the rule DONT WEAR LOOSE CLOTHING around these tools
@jakeeves59352 ай бұрын
@@greenfrog9702 exactly very well put that's one of the biggest rules of power tools don't have jewelry or loose clothing on while using them
@victortinmouth12832 ай бұрын
5:27 "My head is stuck!" Well, in your case, it's not a vital organ! lol
@mathewcipriano47942 ай бұрын
Here's Johnny!
@Fire21ccfdАй бұрын
It's stuck in more places than one!
@25provo2 ай бұрын
04:27 - Yes, better stop that clip before the real disaster happened.
@Nobody-jo3tv2 ай бұрын
lmaoooo
@mszigetihu2 ай бұрын
That guy is a fucking idiot, how can you speak like that to a child
@ecksray482 ай бұрын
Was thinking the same thing. That fool was about to make things a whole lot worse
@mofayer2 ай бұрын
It's the "no one was hurt" loophole.
@AlteredBuzzard2 ай бұрын
Yep, my thoughts were "Put a wet cloth... no, no! NONONONO!" XD
@apedley2 ай бұрын
4:29 - The kitchen went up in flames the second he turned that tap on. How are people so dumb when it comes to oil fires?
@Tjalve702 ай бұрын
Because society has become so safe that we allow these people to reach adulthood.
@failarmy2 ай бұрын
No footage survived....therefore no one was harmed /FailArmy logic
@cainealexander-mccord28052 ай бұрын
@@Tjalve70 That was funny, then it wasn't.
@TobyMax8532 ай бұрын
He kept fanning the flames first. Also very smart.
@appleintosh2 ай бұрын
@@cainealexander-mccord2805It’s true and it’s not supposed to be funny. In the past, dumb people eliminated themselves.
@Yakushii2 ай бұрын
Quick tip: Drop the subtitles. They're wrong more than they're right. I'm guessing it's automated, but it's assuming everything is English, so it just gets weird with it.
@simonbanks31122 ай бұрын
And it gets a fair amount of the English wrong too...
@CarsonJosephStewart2 ай бұрын
True just though there’s no subtitles for me
@quinceyb9212 ай бұрын
It's a Fail Army staple
@PoppaTiddy2 ай бұрын
My favourite ones are -*SCREAMS* -OH -****
@Jarpasaurus2 ай бұрын
All of these videos feel automated. It doesn’t seem like a human is editing them anymore.
@Sharky8572 ай бұрын
The one at 0:55 is absolutely terrifying. Looks like man's got this close 👌 to gutting himself 😱
@Eva-mp7xg2 ай бұрын
it was a polisher machine, nothing sharp. Now his tummy is smoooooth 🤣
@droopy_eyes2 ай бұрын
@@Eva-mp7xg Denying danger of any tool with part rotating at 2000-16000 RPM because nothing is "sharp". Just wow.
@firstbananaview2 ай бұрын
@@Eva-mp7xg look for degloving… (NSFL)
@Eva-mp7xg2 ай бұрын
@@droopy_eyes So how exactly do you gut yourself (as the commenter suggested) with a polisher machine? Burns and free hair removal, yes. Gutting yourself? I can't see it happening.
@ravenlorans2 ай бұрын
And that is why you must Laugh.. Because it is just SO Phucking FUNNY!.. ( sarcasm )
@kromus12 ай бұрын
That bubbles guy took himself veeery seriously
@skateata12 ай бұрын
He's trying to save bubble land
@ionymous67332 ай бұрын
pretending he was the idiot, then became the idiot
@BitSmythe2 ай бұрын
1:10 *Bad ramp attachment, but she’s got GREAT clutch control!*
@bastersturm2 ай бұрын
at least she had a safety strap
@oribron2 ай бұрын
Good thing, FailArmy calls all these people to verify nobody was harmed. Makes my heart sing with joy to know everything is just flowery and ok.
@Psychodermia2 ай бұрын
That just means when the videos that don't say it, someone DEFINITELY got hurt. 🤣🤣🤣
@jenniferrollins21602 ай бұрын
I don't think they actually call the people, they just have to say that because of KZbin guidelines and rules
@ainlLeek2 ай бұрын
@@Psychodermia No, in those videos, someone was definitely harmed to deth.
@jai69542 ай бұрын
you ultra sensitive kind of people usually got heart attack from a scratch. just kinda woke
@CleanMemesForLife2 ай бұрын
@@jenniferrollins2160 It was sarcasm...😂
@CraftAero2 ай бұрын
2:56 Kid: I hurt my back really bad on that one. Parents: Aahh HA Ha ha !!
@jamiesquirrel52832 ай бұрын
The little *no one was harmed* messages are pointless... clearly some people are hurt. Why not just have one blanket disclaimer at the end stating no fatalities were shown. Ridiculous.
@jbwarner86262 ай бұрын
Because something something algorithm, probably.
@bastersturm2 ай бұрын
it´s the US of A just to be safe from getting sued, and say that text, likely blurring brewerages and butts
@TheForgottenOddKing2 ай бұрын
They have to do it bc of cry babies like you
@SkiggsMoDiggs2 ай бұрын
@@jbwarner8626 FailArmy hearting this and not the original comment essentially confirms that the disclaimer is a lie
@anoldranger10332 ай бұрын
No one was hurt. Except your feelings it’s sounds like
@Daniel-nr6iw2 ай бұрын
0:58 and that's why our shop teachers used to tell us "no loose clothing!!!"
@robdavis85562 ай бұрын
👆👉 this!! 👆🤗
@niles81022 ай бұрын
For a second, I was like "WHY IS THIS ON FAIL ARMY!?".....oh.....
@randaltotten93582 ай бұрын
5:04 that's what you get for picking on a pressed cardboard Hollow door😂😂
@DavidChadwick-n4s2 ай бұрын
You blame the door?
@ASDIdiots962 ай бұрын
4:20 Someone give this person a medal!
@Bandicoot8032 ай бұрын
1:41 - How to quickly steal a push lawn mower.
@Luminary6002 ай бұрын
NEVER put water on a pot fire in the kitchen! You could be seriously burned, as well as burning down the house. Learn about home fire safety, be safe.
@silverwolfap2 ай бұрын
You put the pot lid on top starve it of oxygen.
@Luminary6002 ай бұрын
@@silverwolfap Exactly!
@AdmiringEarth-lm5fh2 ай бұрын
Thanks captain obvious
@Chris_de_S2 ай бұрын
Never heard of a pot fire in a kitchen. Must be a bunch of f ing red necks cooking chicken.
@lisashackelford59512 ай бұрын
Ok thanx ive used water before didnt know that@@silverwolfap
@jeffknott19752 ай бұрын
I thought the buffer was an angle grinder for a second 🫤
@robinshane46612 ай бұрын
Me too.
@noraleestone28592 ай бұрын
Me three!
@TANNERANDERSON22 ай бұрын
Me four
@jeffknott19752 ай бұрын
Can't wait to see who No. 5 is......
@greenAbbot2 ай бұрын
@@jeffknott1975 It is I. Angle grinders can mess you up quick.
@nonconnahordeath2 ай бұрын
hell yes, it's our weekly dose of weightlifter bros, trees falling the wrong way, and *no one was harmed*
@Henry.252 ай бұрын
9:40 The way the guy in the black shirt just covered his face, in a mixture of shame, disappointment and then laughter. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@teofunny00882 ай бұрын
0:13 so painful
@TetraSky2 ай бұрын
0:41 so THAT's what the upstair neighbors are doing at 2am.
@michaellacey96532 ай бұрын
I smile wide as I watch, gathering data on people’s failure, analyzing their downfalls.
@umusuariodoyoutube55282 ай бұрын
Me too 😂😂😂
@darylbrown88342 ай бұрын
0:56' Seeing that buffer escape capture' had me rewind about 5 times, haven't rolled in laughter for a while.🤣
@Arltratlo2 ай бұрын
the guy from 4:28 got a new kitchen after the water stunt! and a new face....
@joachimk.4802 ай бұрын
Made my day 🤣
@rebelrog2 ай бұрын
My favorites are always the clips that people laugh at themselves when it's over. 0:21
@CJ4S1472 ай бұрын
10:22 How many times did he keep trying that?!?😂 he’s still trying when they go to the next clip 🤦♂️
@MadzNotHere2 ай бұрын
My dad always used to show these videos to me and my brother when we were younger (he’s still alive and well). This just appeared on my yt browser 5-ish years later and it’s still some of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen
@heyheytaytay2 ай бұрын
Pro tip: if something in a pan is on fire DO NOT put tap water on it. You'll burn your whole place down.
@BitSmythe2 ай бұрын
0:56 *Tools can be absolutely lethal while maiming!*
This video made my day! Your sense of humor is on another level! 😄
@Dr.Med.Den-Rasen2 ай бұрын
0:07 crazy, look what just a tire can do...imagine full send car
@kingmorgan50472 ай бұрын
you'd be surprised how dangerous a lone tire can be. hit it just wrong & it'll send you whole car flying a good 5ft - 10ft in the air depending on your speed
@Costatrey2 ай бұрын
Man whenever I had a bad, will always come to this channel 🤞🏻
@troyperry4112 ай бұрын
Dude on the bike and steps took a WILD fall. Holy shiiiiiiii he’s lucky he didn’t get really hurt.
@Chris_de_S2 ай бұрын
We dont care.
@troyperry4112 ай бұрын
@@Chris_de_S I don’t care that yall don’t care bruh
@Samsquanch69692 ай бұрын
0:59 there's a reason those safety mechanisms (i assume you bypassed) are there
@Mr-cl2bh2 ай бұрын
Its a polishing machine they have a lock button
@QNLangReaction2 ай бұрын
5:40 When 0/10 ADC hits tanker with 10/0 KDA 🤣
@sarahbarton49772 ай бұрын
9:03 the BBQ fell with such grace. Lol 😜
@taidiotsatwork2 ай бұрын
That tumble off the chair had me rolling
@yikesgal41172 ай бұрын
0:26 me thinking I am gonna get in the Olympics
@jeffknott19752 ай бұрын
4:21 me thinking "dya know what I'll cook for a change"
@jbwarner86262 ай бұрын
8:56 too 😆
@MysticTheDarkElf2 ай бұрын
Well, at least strap your helmet before you do. Otherwise it's only going to give you false confidence that it will do its job.
@Jarpasaurus2 ай бұрын
1:43 what kind of jerk wears noise canceling headphones on a motorcycle? 😂 Talk about no self preservation skills.
@EYEHighlights2 ай бұрын
Your content inspires me to never give up, no matter how hard things get. Keep doing what you do!
@AIFIdiot982 ай бұрын
3:54 before he fell he was like a child, after he fell he turned back into a real adult
@SPak-rt2gb2 ай бұрын
7:23 😂 Final Destination
@dr.robertbennett34522 ай бұрын
I was thinking more like, damn, that's some dirty a** water to fall into! 😂😂😂
@RaptorJesus.2 ай бұрын
10:28 lil kid's realized that life sucks so he's preparing to go back XD
@funnufon99k2 ай бұрын
Your energy is contagious! Keep it coming
@RubyJewel-uw9mi2 ай бұрын
1:03 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I had to look closer to see why the guy was laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tmaxes2 ай бұрын
Estos videos son una gran manera de relajarse. ¡Gracias por publicarlos
@FunnyMoments-i9e2 ай бұрын
"Your content is so easy to understand and entertaining. I really enjoyed it!"
@fihrrr2 ай бұрын
This video is pure comedy gold, thank you for the laugh!
@0xDanielCamarillo2 ай бұрын
That Durango must have been electric 😂
@TetraSky2 ай бұрын
11:20 imagine being a grown ass human, being that afraid of a tiny bug...
@glenncoody2 ай бұрын
Christ, with all those belly, titty, and ass tramp stamp tattoos, you'd think getting stung wouldn't even register! Obviously, a tattoo needle-freak; loves the pain. But you do you, kiddo!
@drewlovelyhell48922 ай бұрын
Yeah, it's not like some bugs bite or have venomous stings.
@ochsj19712 ай бұрын
A wasp sting almost killed me when I was 8. I am deathly afraid of them now, so I understand how she feels.
@liu67402 ай бұрын
To be fair, I'm 26 and have arachnophobia, my older sister will coddle spiders but is terrified of termites, and our youngest sister is afraid of moths.
@drewlovelyhell48922 ай бұрын
@@liu6740 Fear of Insects or Arachnids is usually instinctual (Though phobias can be induced through trauma), and are generally based on survival. Aversion to heights, fire, enclosed spaces, or deep water are clearly logical. I don't mind six legged insects at all, but spiders trigger something within me. And moths disturb me, despite being totally harmless, especially the big ones, just because of the way that they flap around your ears.. 😨 It's unfair to judge people because of their phobias, because they are unintentional. Some people fear ridiculous things like ducks, balloons, or bubblewrap, but there are also genuine fears like Coulrophobia that concern the legitimate threat that is CLOWNS. 🤡
@TheVagabond72 ай бұрын
Not that I'm complaining, but I feel like if you're going to include "drunk person trying to ride a mechanical bull at a bar" as a "fail", you could do a whole video of just that.
@SimulacronX2 ай бұрын
1:41 is the best lol
@alanward86942 ай бұрын
They should have known better than to let Mr. Rogers on a forklift. LOL
@432Druidz2 ай бұрын
6:30 Talk about a slingshot to the T 😂
@purpleotterproductions2 ай бұрын
9:28 When the basketball explodes, you can see for a frame a cloud of air poof from the ball. Wonder what it looks like in Slowmo... HELLO SLOWMO GUYS!?
@lopingmymule31042 ай бұрын
Ethan sent that thing to the moon
@khali3d_1122 ай бұрын
6:59 نزول السفينة الى البحر 😂❤ء
@姬霜雪菜2 ай бұрын
0:06😱😱😱 0:14😂😂😂 0:58😅😅😅 1:46🤣🤣🤣
@steveutgaard99612 ай бұрын
Awesome video funny keep up the good work job 😎😎😎😎😎
@ATFIdiotsAtWork2 ай бұрын
Great video!❤❤❤
@krylesangerbeaver2 ай бұрын
10:43 by far the funniest one for me. How the kid accidentally pulled this off, was amazing
@riverdweller22582 ай бұрын
"No one was harmed" 1:32 Trailer: 👁👄👁
@lemon_milk_cake2 ай бұрын
the lack of "no one was harmed" feels kinda ominous on some of these lol
@cdname472 ай бұрын
At this point ive been conditioned by so many fail videos to think tree fellers choose to land tree trunks on people's houses on purpose Has there ever been a tree cut down that landed where it was supposed to?😆
@pamelaspooner71832 ай бұрын
Yes. Plenty of skilled arborists on YT. These guys were idiots.
@WOWInterestingFacts1232 ай бұрын
great video!🤣
@martinmunoz42052 ай бұрын
6:44 DAYYYUUUUMMMM 😅😅😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hackdaniels72532 ай бұрын
2:17 There's only one reason a car like that gets loaded onto a transporter, and let's just say, a smashed front bumper doesn't matter where they're going.
@GrinGiggle-q6h2 ай бұрын
I can’t help but laugh every time! Awesome job! 🤣💯. So great
@DarrenNugent-md4kd2 ай бұрын
Much of today's offering was a bit of ouch some ooooo and a bit of omg 😂 good job 👍
@US.Police.Activity2 ай бұрын
The fails in this video are legendary!
@npsit12 ай бұрын
3:20 "Just gonna leave my car running while i'm not near it because nothing bad could ever happen."
@jasonrodgers90632 ай бұрын
At 4:11- The little kid banging his head against the wall! !!!
@ulrichenevoldsen83712 ай бұрын
Future sociopath
@ulrichenevoldsen83712 ай бұрын
Could be a sign of future behavioural problems
@jasonrodgers90632 ай бұрын
@@ulrichenevoldsen8371 COULD be?!!
@noraleestone28592 ай бұрын
@ulrichenevoldsen8371 Absolutely a sign of present behavioural problems!
@justgod6132 ай бұрын
Future crack addict
@grumpyone59632 ай бұрын
4:28 I wanted to see what happened when he put water in, if it was oil it would have been crazy fire!
@LoganL20082 ай бұрын
0:34 - That is the most goated way to take off a cap I’ve ever seen.
@Sharrendan2 ай бұрын
4:23 I think he was harmed.
@FunnyInTheWorld8882 ай бұрын
🔴So funny.I hope you release more videos. THANK YOU
@TMG8992 ай бұрын
Watching this gave me chills! These road rage incidents could have ended so badly.
@bregnevakker54042 ай бұрын
5:40 That's why you must listen your physics teacher. 😄
@Moi_Gospodin13372 ай бұрын
3:47 nice Pikachu stickers
@ReLaFun2 ай бұрын
amazing fails videos, love this
@MassillonJoe2 ай бұрын
If I would have witnessed 5:52 in real life I may have died of laughter
@EnoVarma2 ай бұрын
I've seen a lot of gymnastics, but I've never seen anything like 10:45.
@Alvari12 ай бұрын
The forbidden trampoline.
@RadioactiveSherbet2 ай бұрын
Looked like a human pinball.
@jerrodbroholm43382 ай бұрын
Girl at 10:44 ricochets off everything and still does a proper dismount. 😅 Good on her!
@mac27082 ай бұрын
05:40 ahahahahahahahahaha im fkn rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MerlinOpeth2 ай бұрын
0:00 😂 that mexican whistle.
@MrGimli22 ай бұрын
the trailer at 1:30 is solid as FUCK
@nostalgia462 ай бұрын
7:00 boat launch of the HMS Twinkie 😂
@arkadiuszkisza2 ай бұрын
Americans are very crazy and funny 😅😅, great Videos
@Isthatyoudermot2 ай бұрын
The little camper is one tough little guy.
@ericpl72272 ай бұрын
I watch some of these and I'm amazed that our species has survived as long as it has!
@davidcopplestone62662 ай бұрын
3:39 Your typical Audi driver.
@noraleestone28592 ай бұрын
Good one!
@BitSmythe2 ай бұрын
0:29 *Always take time to stop and smell the roses!*
@SUOFURU2 ай бұрын
3:55 hahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣
@helikopter862 ай бұрын
11:13 the most dangerous insect for mankind!
@depeltenburg69162 ай бұрын
0:55 I don’t need no co-workers like that😮
@cyberwomble75242 ай бұрын
The last was one of the funniest things I've seen for a while! Bet you a sitcom writer will nick it.
@susieq77512 ай бұрын
5:40 Physics is amazing! Now this is real science. 👍
@omarcortes57542 ай бұрын
The amount of wasted food just because people fool with their phones.
@MarvinSinclair-q1x2 ай бұрын
every clip is like "absolutely fine" and then boom 😂😂😂