I programmed a cat

[@Nat_778]

The cat: -takes a while to come when called -stares in total non-comprehension when asked to do something -brings you random stuff that you didn't ask for Yep, that's definitely a cat

[@contaprajogar-du5oj]

hits the second tower

[@Hazel_Heart24]

He forgot about cats meowing at you for food At least for me, 😅

[@myarmsrgone]

-occasionally sits on your face

[@purple_fella]

Also randomly turns into Lacey and starts spinning

[@risingmoon2456]

​@@contaprajogar-du5ojsounds like a cat to be honest

[@GregRX]

For the next stream Dan should create an AI Parrot that randomly mimics everything he and chat says, as well as possibly mimicking sound effects

[@64KOs]

Father hearted your comment this confirms it we’re getting a birb

[@Roserain7]

Maybe it could sometimes replace the stream music with other music, probably from a specific copyright-free list

[@myarmsrgone]

Oh my god that would be chaos yes

[@Gyrokun]

That freaking bird that I hate

[@maoopan]

Dan should buy a pirate costume for the occasion me thinks

[@Sandesdagoober]

0:39 “It just stares at me with a blank, solemn expression.” Just like a real cat!

[@h20dynamoisdawae37]

@@Sandesdagoober there are 666 likes and i am going to ruin it, BEGONE SATAN

[@ZenithPeak1]

AND THEN IT HIT THE SECOND TOWER

[@NoteBlock]

Lacie is a star!! Very proud of my dear child she's come so far from pooping under my bed and biting my feet while I'm trying to sleep 🥹

[@davidwitos3989]

I'd like Lacie to appear more in the videos

[@kanko3477]

Lacie my beloved

[@autismandgaming4532]

Does Lacie attack any famous landmarks?

[@Hazel_Heart24]

Damn, does she meow at you for food?

[@hollow-kq5fouyhbguyk]

no she does little spins

[@ExoAether]

things the cat has hit: The Backdrop (1x) Chat (3x) Failboat (1x) The Second Tower (1x) The Game (1x) Total = 7 hits

[@cadeyochim6309]

@@ExoAether I thought that number 4 was a joke that the cat hit it just like how Kermit the frog caused that event

[@kittypaisley2029]

Jimmy John's (1x) as well!

[@MaineSFS738]

You forgot BW

[@archived.channel-04t]

​@@kittypaisley2029 bw counts too

[@Hazel_Heart24]

Sandwich shops (X2)

[@Bread20349]

Dan has made a grandma, a dog, and a cat. He is too powerful. We can't stop him

[@Doomishs]

I got poo

[@Sandstheskeleton]

he’s thanos collecting the infinity stones except they’re AI personalities

[@Unluckydood]

He’s forging a whole damn family

[@Chung14-e8z]

I made a human

[@themightysalamence9870]

Up next, he's going to make a pet rock

[@theominouspigeon]

he gonna program a whole house next

[@Zane2themax]

no he gonna program himself

[@AuroraTheIdiot]

"House, grab me a kitchen knife."

[@Misc_is_Better]

hes gonna program himself programming a program

[@dishesabadchannel7049]

No, a whole petstore

[@Prunon]

He’ll program a program to program programs

[@blazingghost9963]

First he makes a grandma, then a dog, now a cat? Bro is coding a whole household. I'm calling it, he's gonna code an actual house or a little brother next.

[@AuroraTheIdiot]

If he codes a little brother, it's gonna be more annoying than chat lol

[@HereButGone-SorryFerret]

Or rat

[@Doomishs]

I got poo

[@TheoBrimeyer]

@@Doomishs nobody cares

[@Doomishs]

@@TheoBrimeyer Then why did you reply?

[@Videokid7234]

13:31 "Cat pick a food that defines your character" *Cat hits the tower*

[@Arceus-o8e]

Yum building

[@autismandgaming4532]

The cat chose chaos

[@luigipowdemo6458]

​@@autismandgaming4532 interesting choice of a meal.

[@jadrien6ify]

"The souls of the innocent"

[@hollow-kq5fouyhbguyk]

@@Arceus-o8e y i p p e e

[@lewis9s]

“What’s your favourite food cat?” The Cat: *2996 People inside of a building.*

[@mythicaldeerfox6933]

Man has made the most realistic orange cat I’ve seen

[@catbirdlover8858]

Fr

[@TheIzzlzzy]

Not enough flopping though

[@leoultimaupgraded9914]

as someone with a orange cat overlord, I absolutely agreed *but i agree no longer*

[@froggygamerboy4]

@@TheIzzlzzytrue

[@GöstrowwMann]

​@@catbirdlover8858 Mario Galaxy wa's Wrong - Cat's not Safe

[@SpHyperspeed]

“The cat has hit the second tower!” -Failboat 2024

[@buggywithsoup]

you mean jaymoji 2024?

[@kyuvie1858]

Obviously you mean JaidenAnimations

[@seanmchugh1981]

You mean JaidenAnimation 2024?

[@seancullin9440]

you mean Bryson?

[@deelacey7930]

You mean theodds1out

[@sillyswiftie4life]

the idea is simple: meow.

[@nowheregiirl8115]

:3

[@notcoolj4032]

it do be furry time

[@maoopan]

Nyah even

[@pixelcat29]

Eat grass

[@sedeuphadude80]

@@nowheregiirl8115 >:3

[@luckyslob3359]

“Cat! You can get any kind of food that can define you as a character!” Cat: *Hits the second tower*

[@gren8te319]

am i going to hell for rewatching this on 9/11/2024?

[@diegoalexanderflorestorres1781]

"I programmed grass so you can finally touch it" -Failboat from my dreams.

[@Illager22]

Sounds like something he would do ironically

[@CXIgaming6170]

13:47 “It hit the second tower” Another Failboat out of context clip for my collection.

[@DeyAxolotlgod]

No Cat what did you do kitty bad kitty

[@zixvirzjghamn737]

right behind mike hawk

[@SorielHDTBers]

If you make an out of context compilation of uncle Failboot, I will watch it.

[@CaraMummert]

I'm literally watching this on September 11th and I completely forgot about this moment.

[@Molo_da_boi]

Hearing failboat say “they hit the second tower” was not on my bingo card

[@RayDragonM]

me neither

[@Marios_A_Furry]

It was on mine, I’m just one from bingo, I need fail yelling at ai Mario

[@supermarioplushybrotheradventu]

kzbin.infoUgkxGmIpR2zsFTymUfIR3tKPs0nFGfstjS2W?si=GPjpQttCNyuJiQ5f

[@supermarioplushybrotheradventu]

kzbin.infoUgkxguPZ2_BmOkxrvCmzGu2KLuRvAMuS-gHn?si=pDqf2q7T9D0801xf

[@Isaidleavedude]

@@Marios_A_FurryI still need fail to keep one stream on the rails for a double bingo

[@Juelz607]

That’s six programmed gimmicks now, he has a whole team of six (Chatty, Bloom, Pearl, Kinn, Grandma, and the Cat)

[@fun032]

Now we just simply need a stream where they all cooperate together to beat the Elite 4 and the champion

[@myarmsrgone]

Pearl and chatty dee are my favourites

[@CraftingGummi]

Grandma could beat Geeta.

[@CarvelComix]

@@CraftingGummi ANYONE could beat Geeta to be fair.

[@TCK7890]

It’s pot not pearl

[@TCStink3]

Kinn: always fetches whatever you need Cat: is orange

[@64KOs]

17:51 Failboat: I can’t believe the cat was the villain the whole time Me: Did you forget what he did to the second tower

[@gabo6327]

So our colorful cast of characters is now composed of: grandma with vision problems, chatty dee, a dog that plays fetch and a terrorist cat. Cool!

[@matthewwilliams8267]

And Pearl.

[@dwightk.schrute7213]

Don't forget the Waddle Doo family and the flower that can't shut up

[@HereButGone-SorryFerret]

Lacie

[@TCK7890]

@@matthewwilliams8267it’s pot

[@rosemary3029]

Now we have lemon

[@bonbonthewolf6848]

omg, the 911 joke hit me like a TRUCK! it was the last thing i expected

[@thequarantiner7828]

I mean I'd say it hit more like a plane but thats just me🤷‍♀️

[@Thecooldudenoob]

@@thequarantiner7828it bonked me on the head like a clump of things falling from a very high tower

[@generalkuros56]

You weren't the only one surprised I herd it was very surprising when they hit the second one

[@cadeyochim6309]

Just like how Kermit caused it

[@Pokemonmasterz]

For anyone who has never owned a cat, as someone who has 3 currently I can say with 100% this is exactly how cats act and I 100% recommend getting one

[@TRJames5914]

this ^

[@Hazel_Heart24]

Same I've got two silly Kitty's, one is named Calcifer and another is named caramilk Calcifer meows for food constantly but loves to snuggle with me (especially at night) Caramilk is a sweetheart and is a bit skittish 😅

[@sirlordicus9475]

Yeah my last cat hit the Pentagon it's fully accurate

[@bigbang8739]

So i can do caterrorism

[@StrawberryflavoredTati]

I'm definitely getting one when I move into my first place 😊

[@Beesiess]

As an orange cat owner this is one of the most realistic portrayals i've ever seen 10/10 realistic cat fail good job

[@hackr6751]

I happened to be watching this video for the first time on September 11th. Thank you, failboat, for giving me a seasonally-apposite video.

[@majoraguy]

1:46 I would argue that he just took something as traumatizing as you asked for

[@JadeTheProtogen1]

Fax

[@VxSilly]

Omg real

[@seantaggart7382]

Damn

[@alandraky3897]

Close

[@FoonYoon]

you aren't wrong

[@Shoppingcart8431]

The way that the cat wait a full minute to do something or get something completly different than the desired image is just crazy

[@Unbekannt]

13:40 remeber guys, Failboat had to manually programm that...

[@FishFan6038]

He let the intrusive thoughts win

[@andywap3]

Dark, but still hilarious, though.

[@Themobmobah]

No he didn't, the cat just did that.

[@claireclearwater-gs9zc]

This cat refuses to be your servant, but helps out when it deems necessary. Good kitty knows medical care is no joke.

[@weirdtyrant6274]

16:25 As a man from New Jersey, I can confirm that if you nuke us we will come back as giant black silhouettes and stare at you from above.

[@MitoNova583]

the reason why we didn't get a video last week is because this cat was busy at EVO winning the audience over in 3rd Strike Top 6

[@failboat]

Lacie is EVO moment #39

[@luiluiruirui]

​@@failboaterm actually mr failure boat, it's lacee, it's written in the video

[@S4mMy7292-x]

Noteblock has a comment on this video where he spells it as ‘Lacie’

[@Landons24s]

Oh god, he’s creating a family, next he’s gonna program a child

[@Superboyo-lo2ky]

7:42 David: who am I? The rest of chat: DEMENTIIIIIIAAAAA🎵 YOURE GETTING SHORT MEMORY LOSS AS YOURE GETTING OLDER

[@CoraCreates]

My god I choked on my hot chocolate

[@mysteriousentity7912]

Underrated comment

[@CreatureKnownAsEntity]

17:24 I see no differences, that must be jaiden animation

[@bluey-next777]

15:32 Show me the C R E E P Y P E O P L E cat: NAH, HERE'S A MOVIE INSTEAD

[@luigipowdemo6458]

But what if the movie was a HORROR MOVIE!?!? I don't know what movie that is.

[@video_404-com8]

And im pretty sure it was called Reality

[@SorielHDTBers]

@@video_404-com8The fact that that followed up “show me the hellscape.”

[@seabeast5360]

Make a bird that pops up and repeats random phrases that you say during the stream Edit: Originally I was just gonna pitch the bird but I got more ideas:A lizard that crawls on screen and does a dance when ever it wants, a fish that pops up when asked and generates wise words from that request, a fox that pulls up an image that chat requests and a microwave that makes very loud microwave sounds when summoned by chat

[@nowheregiirl8115]

Another idea: tortoise that poops everywhere, stares at boat, and gets stuck sometimes. Just like a real pet tortoise.

[@CoraCreates]

I like the fox idea. It’s like the dog but more chaotic, very similar to a real dog.

[@Foxking437]

“The Idea is Simple: I’ve built a Zoo! I had a community post dictate what animals I put in this zoo along with what they do for a stream along with My Dog and Cat. The results…..were interesting to say the least”

[@inkyinkfrfr]

@@Foxking437and 3/4 of it is just more Mario galaxy 2

[@NebuKnight]

First a dog, now a cat. He’s come so far.

[@Doomishs]

I got poo

[@the__professional2454]

what about grandma

[@Sirtetanus]

@@the__professional2454 gone

[@ggg_ggg-ggg-g__g-g]

@@the__professional2454 dead

[@the__professional2454]

@@Sirtetanus she existed though, right?

[@JUMPYCOOL]

At least Kinn now has a friend, or an arch-enemy.

[@user-gt5fy5ow4i]

Failboat in 2 months: " I coded a pet bird to occasionally repeat random things I say into the microphone"

[@arkking552]

17:50 the cat hit the tower and committed assault upon Chatty. There was clues

[@CharlesTube4D]

“Bad Idea. The Idea Isn’t Simple.” -Johnny Razor Mini Scooters

[@evancraftgc6271]

*jonny

[@evancraftgc6271]

get absolutely spellchecked

[@CoraCreates]

@@evancraftgc6271absolutely bamboozled.

[@Waterwizard-ny9lt]

Johnny razor, fail boat Collab

[@LouX453]

Failboat for short wars- oh wait it ended yesterday

[@ChaosPancakes]

As a proud owner of two gremlins, I can confirm that this is how cats act.

[@justanothergamer64]

He should make it so the cat just randomly appears at any time, and does something chaotic. So we have Ken being a good boy and the cat being pure chaos

[@Just-A-Chill-Gamer]

14:20 IT'S ME!!! ... Fail, I Told you NOT TO PUT THE 9/11 JOKE IN THE VIDEO, WHAT DID YOU AND NOTEBLOCK DO?!?

[@Thesuperj29lol]

Oh wait, that was you? Sick.

[@Kinghyper200]

14:42 failboat and chat having a good time The Cat: and I took offence to that

[@eriaaronerik]

failboat is gonna program an entire zoo next

[@Timnrulez]

chat:

[@Alan-rh7fh]

Isn’t that just chat

[@Universal0Life]

That’s a really accurate orange cat using shenanigans to straight up transform into an entirely different cat

[@thethreeamigos7717]

I genuinely wasn't expecting the small cat to hit the second tower, this has singlehandedly made my day

[@1llusionLeaf]

17:40 The cats name is Bowser, confirmed

[@blossomanimations24]

11:44 oh hey look! Failboat got raided by The8bitdrummer! This is the collab of all time!

[@Squincy.B]

Can’t wait for the next video where Father programs a white picket fence and several years of mortgage payments.

[@kaleenar963]

In Stars and Time 👀

[@Eggo_Devil]

“Next week we program a bunny that only pulls up a png of a carrot every time it’s pulled up!”

[@nbdeity]

No actual way failboat coded in a 9/11 joke into his cat AI. Made my whole day.

[@bathamsteryt]

Why is this comment in the ai cat is a real cat category... auto Topics bot what are u implying here

[@TheHollowKnightInQuestion]

1:46 i was *not* expecting a screenshot of omori today for all my fellow omori fans: emotions jumpscare

[@pemanilnoob]

The only emotion that jumpscared me was shock of omori on failboat video

[@Oki_Doki707]

14:01 THE SMILING FRIENDS/ONEYPLAYS REFERENCE IM SOBBING

[@Mayhem_08]

13:41 sir a second cat has hit the towers

[@phillipjones1536]

7:45 incorrect their name is latealious von donatios chattingfield (this is an old bit from one of fail's return to dreamland videos, so happy i actually got to use this name, thank you random person in chat who made this stupid name)

[@chococookie9815]

Failboat: Pick a food brand, cat Cat: مواء

[@ZenithPeak1]

15:41 the shiverburn creepypasta fucks are called “hell valley sky-trees”

[@ZenithPeak1]

Oh yeah fail, if you need assistance with ultrakill, I’m free!

[@kaidenst.dennis6982]

I didn’t expect Failboat of all people to make a 9/11 joke.

[@Mr.Squif12]

9:15 very ironic that Failboat did this whole bit in this about being Jaymoji on the same day that Jay made a video WITH Failboat😂

[@olive_oil.]

pls tell me they planned that 🤣

[@KITSUNEKID333]

the cat pulling up an omori screenshot is so real

[@AuroraTheIdiot]

White space cat

[@aid3n594]

Last thing I expected the cat to pull up with that prompt

[@CoraCreates]

Very real.

[@dropfish3109]

i wonder how omori is the opposite of... that

[@wolfysquid3369]

@@dropfish3109 they arent breathing into each other's mouths in headspace

[@Drakuma35]

Just like a real cat, it only listens when it feels like it

[@innocent_kitsune_boy]

I love cats, like cats in general are one of my favorite animals! This is awesome and I love it! Thanks Failboat!

[@Eevee_from_paldea]

1:45 man, my favorite part of omori is when Mario came in and started making out with a one up, which is (I’m pretty sure is canon) Mario’s deceased carcus used as fertilizer to grow one ups

[@Robloxian_19376]

@@Eevee_from_paldea yes the mushrooms are dead Mario’s.

[@Airy0001]

"The idea is simple" Makes a whole new living animal

[@cairoraiser9338]

9:27 An undeniable amount of swagger and cool sunglasses

[@mmuu]

see, you understand.

[@flamaerao]

At this rate, he's gonna program an entire family within the month

[@sirgabaYT]

Dog: delivers images corresponding to the given prompt fast and efficiently. Cat: does fucking nothing, then hits the second tower

[@Blegend09]

Kin: "How could this happen to me, I've made my mistakes, Got nowhere to run, The night goes on as i'm fading away" (also no offense to Kin, he's such a good boy)

[@mekonnen_melon]

that cold, dead stare the cat has 0:31

[@mekonnen_melon]

oop, and hes gone 0:47

[@catluvr2]

Dan. You keep saying my nickname. Also, that is 1000% accurate cat behavior.

[@bluesockpocket]

wowie 18 year old youtube account thats a new one

[@Nampledamp]

13:35 The cat was told to leave a defining impression, and it sure did.

[@SylviaGrome]

We need a video of Grandma, Kinn, and Cat on all at once to see what chaos is created with all of them doing their things

[@BobKirbyman-kz1fo]

First a dog now a cat, what’s next a grandfather

[@hollow-kq5fouyhbguyk]

he's already the grand father though

[@PezOwl]

OMG WHEN HE SAID “HEY CAT” I HEARD MY CAT MEOWING

[@AceJackWagon885]

"When you are ready to make your time matter, look for people who understand your passion, & want to add to your ideas, & can entertain ways to make improvements." -The catest cat of all cat, cat 4:11

[@оІІәН]

It didn't say matter anyway where in the sentence

[@AceJackWagon885]

​@@оІІәНBlind/deaf people should not be allowed on KZbin.

[@imperiallarch7610]

Kitty: "envision" Failboat: "That's a fictional word"

[@A.RandomShark]

I love how mid stream it just becomes an ad for a random sandwich shop before the cat just becomes a terrorist

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Now you just need to program a dad, a mom, a grandpa and you've got a family! While you're at it, you should program yourself a wife and kids!

[@AmiraTheAmitrian]

he's gonna build himself his own jaymoji

[@mels287]

As a cat owner i am both extremely offended and sympathetic. Good job? Meow

[@GalactaTheDestroyer]

Grandma just saying "nuh uh" and screaming is hilarious

[@ASquared544]

God this cat has the best comedic timing

[@ridgett5841]

5:45 cats can be sweet lil angels... 13:45 ...when they want to. that one is very naughty, though.

[@sakuraemerald3288]

To be fair, staring and doing nothing is exactly what a cat does when asked to retrieve something. Very realistic.

[@medjaimcgraw5632]

If Dog == True: Failboat = "Happy" Is still one of my favorite coding jokes.

[@KirbyandMarioareawesome]

11:39 I love how Failboat just acts like a child when Chat gets Lacie instead of him

[@Spamtonontheinternet]

Oh no. Not another one. He’s making a household.

[@sgt.scourge]

As a guy who at one point had 11 cats living under his roof, this is in fact very accurate

[@urari4244]

19:36 omg bro im with headphones i thought that there's an actual bombing alarm again

[@remedynoneofyourbusiness6]

AGAIN??

[@ChaoticCrystalcavern]

ugh not again

[@luigipowdemo6458]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AGAIN!!?

[@SFF_and_SLB_the_winner_ultimas]

Wat

[@GmantheGreat2267]

Again?

[@Cardboard-Carl-RULES]

2:27 Damn cat took my branding.

[@Ethylus]

this sounds like a gravity falls quote if you substitute the damn with dang

[@FreedomTaleTrio]

Fun fact: a cat putting its butt in your face really does mean it loves, or at least really trusts, you. 5:55

[@GuyInAHoodie99]

Dan went from not letting himself swear to him making 9/11 jokes. They grow up so fast.

[@breadloaf2141]

15:36 "STOP GIVING ME- Hbomax movies?"

[@TRJames5914]

As someone who has cats, this video is a perfect representation of what it is like to have cats.

[@zan_partizane2415]

11:21 KAOS? Ah the nostalgias kicking in

[@CoraCreates]

Most hilarious thing since the dog video. Another 10/10 video, Jaymoji, keep up the funny work!

[@totothepotato2794]

Make it so every time lil chatty says “good kitty” the action it just pulled off has a higher chance of happening again

[@SuperShadow-dl4sn]

So that’s where my cat went