I built a dog

My blind Mario Galaxy 2 playthrough but I've added various dog additions
Thank you to RinRee for the incredible thumbnail art!
Thank you to Stevie Viola for the Saria's Song cover in the beginning of the video!
And thank you to Noteblock for being the REAL good boy and editing today's video!
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[@failboat]

It was Kinn's 16th birthday last week please comment Happy Birthday Kinn

[@EmilioMex-fp6te]

Happy birthday Kinn 🥳🎉

[@marckwasnicki2641]

Hi kinn

[@Picccles_hates-dbl]

Happy birthday lil bro

[@gyhgamer0]

Happy Birthday Kinn

[@ilovepotatoe]

POG KINN'S

[@michaelmccauleyforkids9795]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="36">0:36</a> “fetch yourself a treat” Pulls a tree from the ground to show failboat”

[@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse]

I thought that was so funny for no reason

[@danieljames1868]

"My treat shall be this stick." "Kinn that's a tree" "It can be both."

[@failboat]

He's a good boy

[@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse]

@@failboat FAIL :D

[@user-ve4ww4lg7z]

@@failboat A good boy indeed

[@stuniontheonion1855]

I’d say add like a bark noise or something but there’s something inherently funny about Kinn silently appearing with a random image of soda 😂

[@TCStink3]

Unfortunately, the vocal cords were sold separately.

[@jakko_]

Kinn's lungs were also stolen

[@astralbirthvoid2551]

That's the point

[@MyNaymIsSnek1526]

no add meowsss

[@dry4smash946]

@@astralbirthvoid2551 sooooooo, thats where astral birth void gets positive/negative thoughts.. in the internet apparently

[@user-hf3ot5xb5z]

He went from a GRANDMA whose lungs were DYING from the inside, which was hilarious btw and now he's made a DOG who is obsessed with SODA and loves A&W! (Hey Kinn, pull up a photo of a "treat!")

[@Tsunamicat108]

is he gonna get demonetized for the single second of save the world?

[@blakksheep736]

🌲

[@Monke_in_Space]

@@Tsunamicat108where was hopes and dreams in the video?

[@Tsunamicat108]

@@Monke_in_Space in the SODA!!! part but i meant “save the world”

[@Monke_in_Space]

Oh ok thanks

[@MitoNova583]

how does your dog have better eyesight than your DEMENTIAA-riddled former war veteran grandmother

[@EndacopiaEnjoyer]

🎶DEMENTIAAAAA🎶

[@shadowsnake5133]

Logical answer, he's improving. Meme answer. ~DEMENTIA~

[@zackdobbs4632]

Woof

[@Lucky_Guy_Does]

You'll suffer short memory loss as you get older... DEMENTIAAAAA

[@starbeam7679]

I think kinn is based on sound more than vision, as it probably interprets what fail is saying and finds an image with that in its name. I would, however, like to see grandma and kinn fight

[@K.Kong616]

You… *What?..*

[@FunnyMan69-ci9yk]

He built a dog

[@tanyawinter9857]

🎵DK is confused he is very much so confused…..ya🎵

[@K.Kong616]

@@tanyawinter9857haha yes Oo Oo ah ah

[@user-bq7de4dl7g]

He built a dog

[@mysteryman1834]

​@K.Kong616 to be fair, I built a dog is a normal failboat video title

[@DoraDaDestroya]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="483">8:03</a> his reaction was: A. Timeless B. Flawless C. Hilarious D. All of the above

[@solas-5176]

*_D_*

[@RayDragonM]

FOR REAL

[@Finalizor]

I don't know how to answer that all I know is that I choked on my water when I heard that

[@starrynight285]

8:07 for exact failboat suprise

[@Pinkoshaberibunny]

D X 10000000000000000000000 X 99999999999999999999

[@Truthfullyderpus]

Failboat: "Kinn fetch a treat Kinn: *Rips an entire tree out of the ground to present to failboat*

[@Kirbattle]

He went from making Grandmas to making dogs. (Also happy birthday Kinn)

[@lorenzo7076]

Next up: I made a mini version of earth

[@Creeperfun12]

​@@lorenzo7076smh he couldn't make it full sized

[@Emiliussss]

That sounds so weird out of context

[@guesswhotheintrovert9351]

the pipeline

[@creepercraftice665]

Next he makes a demon.

[@Shoppingcart8431]

Failboat: hey dog go grab yourself a treat. Dog: *proceed to grab a entire piece of foliage crucial for nature to survive.*

[@dj_the_warior4387]

That's definitely a way to describe Oversized Broccoli

[@xx_worldjaxx_xx1494]

Coral and algae make more oxygen than trees if I remember correctly! I could be completely wrong tho lol

[@FelixDCat_12]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="363">6:03</a> This is why I love the Failboat fanbase, we can make the chat messages so good, such as here, where we just predict the future

[@dillonroberts6956]

There was a good chance noteblock edited it in

[@FelixDCat_12]

@@dillonroberts6956 that could be true but idc it’s still funny

[@mannequia8294]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="249">4:09</a> SODAAAA!!!! EDIT: Looked it up, I think the reason Kinn pulled up soda when asked for a treat was because of a soda brand called A-Treat. If you look up Treat Soda the exact picture Kinn grabs is literally like one of the first ones. It's from the company's website

[@Sticmin]

The idea is simple: Construct a fully living dog

[@lancesmith8298]

Edward…

[@Jehgames]

Create a fully sentient breathing animal

[@buster5740]

“run” yeah, normal failboat title, nothing wro- *“I built a dog”*

[@Number_1_salesman_1997]

I built a grandma

[@curiouscreator8806]

that ain't normal

[@Lolyeet]

@@curiouscreator8806r/whooosh

[@jaxonmckay3504]

“Stop.”

[@Daniel-et2ce]

Failure boy not genious

[@anamtz7095]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="710">11:50</a> kinn doesnt know that but brought drinks

[@queenofnarnia1011]

now we know that if dogs could bring us a whole tree instead of just a stick, they 100% 'wood'

[@CyanBopl]

Damn

[@CosmicCrimson]

A part of me applauds you, the other wants to say… GET OUT!

[@user-zw7tz8yo8p]

First failboat video where he hasn’t devolved into single word sentences in years

[@jstar3382]

And it's somehow even worse

[@VictorFusion]

Kinn That should have been the title

[@Pooper-the-Paldean-Wooper]

Last video had two words 🤓

[@VictorFusion]

@@Pooper-the-Paldean-Wooper One word: *K*

[@curiouscreator8806]

I remember when he used "but some funny stuff happens" in titles. That era seems to have passed and now he makes the simplest titles. Like, for example, "run" or "hide".

[@green_boot6042]

Ai Dog vs Ai Grandma: the ultimate show down

[@SnakeArtists]

That should be the next video

[@CoraCreates]

Next video ideaz

[@ProjectHunter571]

Of ultimate destiny

[@skelaboi01]

dog has to bring up and image and grandma has to properly recognize it.

[@Finalizor]

@@skelaboi01 That's a genius idea

[@Rose_Haw]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="500">8:20</a> Omg that was absolutely hilarious at two times speed

[@Marudream407]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="822">13:42</a> Failboat: Kinn, you've been a good boy, get some Soda for yourself Kinn buying the entire store

[@gamingrainbowandothers293]

I forget his name but RIBBIT Ralsei I think he is just a version of ralsei iirc but it's been a while lol

[@Marudream407]

@@gamingrainbowandothers293 yeah Is Noyno

[@MeIsAPotato]

"Luma lee, luma sung. Father can we sell your lungs?" 💀

[@SpectraVolta]

Asking the real questions

[@blucatgamerz]

Can we

[@TopTierGamerMan]

Yes

[@Zillionman2010]

Once we remove the lungs, he can't answer so we're free to assume the answer is yes.

[@user-nv5be7dd5e]

This is the part i died at XD😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@mirrormagic7674]

'You merely adopted the dog.' *'I was born in it'*

[@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse]

0-0

[@kaedynnewberry4515]

You were what? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@SolstaceWinters]

Ahem....... *_ELABORATE!_*

[@thebaku818]

Ayo?

[@mrmagnamalo7864]

So basically you are a dog or that one time cancer became its own organism

[@Charlie-lp3ns]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="123">2:03</a> lumalee lumabung noteblock, remove that chat members lungs

[@I.Vivian.I]

Yea lol because brainrot

[@curiouscreator8806]

lumalee, luma sun, father can we sell your lungs 🫁

[@saulgoodman9025]

Lumalee luma lumalun, i'm outside his house with a gun

[@Not_A_Big_Fan]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="417">6:57</a> Noteblock blushing is not something I expected to give me dopamine

[@SpookyBoi-rx2qx]

FailBoat: “go and fetch yourself a treat” The Dog: *grabs an entire tree out of the ground *

[@CodyDoug]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="483">8:03</a> ‘’Kinn 🤭 give failboat stage 7 lung cancer 👹👹🤭’’ Failboat: 😦

[@swampfire6600]

*kinn not kim

[@CodyDoug]

@@swampfire6600 thx

[@RayDragonM]

Dan’s reaction is priceless 🤣

[@luigipowdemo6458]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="344">5:44</a> THAT ONE REALLY GOT ME, KINN. X,D

[@leedlelel2373]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="154">2:34</a> what makes this funnier is the fact that remote bombs are from breath of the wild

[@matthewboire6843]

I think he knows

[@Meaniepanini305]

Think he was talking about the time bombs

[@willmoagi6613]

He built a dog… he built a dog and you’re laughing…

[@CoraCreates]

Yeah, what of it?

[@carsiccl]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="482">8:02</a> YOU CAN SEE THE GENUINE FEAR ON HIS FACE

[@CosmicCrimson]

AHAHAHAHA AMAZING. I LOVE THIS MAN.

[@RayDragonM]

@@CosmicCrimson That’s my streamer!

[@Cap.R]

0_0

[@IeatCookies53]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="697">11:37</a> the fact that boat just had no idea what chat was saying made me sob

[@domingoflores851]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="931">15:31</a> Kinn got his own star he did a good job, good boy kinn

[@RayDragonM]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="265">4:25</a> It’s hilarious and so so WILD to see him say “Go watch my Twitch Streams” I’m so used to seeing him being THE Nintendo KZbin streamer. But I love Twitch so I’m quite happy about this change. I swear as I was watching that I heard Jay’s “Yo follow me on Twitch” catchphrase echo in the mind XD

[@curiouscreator8806]

I oughta get myself a Twitch account soon. I've been wanting to get one but couldn't find the time when. Some KZbinrs I like that stream on Twitch include Yahiamice, RTGame, Shenpai, JayMoji, DougDoug, SmallAnt, Pointcrow, just to name a few.

[@RayDragonM]

@@curiouscreator8806You should! Twitch is really fun! (I too watch Jay and Doug)

[@shanellemurrey9300]

Out of the KZbinrs that stream, failboat is the one that’s finally getting me to get twitch lol. These streams are very good and I want to be able to keep watching them. It really is wild having him stream on twitch now when I’m so used to him being the KZbin streamer lol. Although ig I can now watch the other KZbinrs twitch streams lol

[@RayDragonM]

@@curiouscreator8806 Twitch is awesome

[@TJGamez18]

My favorite sequel to build-a-bear

[@PikMations]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="83">1:23</a> "Luma Lee, Luma Sun, Father can we sell your lungs?"

[@brontegoodman6238]

😮 Huh?!

[@blucatgamerz]

Can we

[@curiouscreator8806]

poetry at its finest.

[@blucatgamerz]

Oh hi

[@zionsworldofficial]

@@brontegoodman6238Kinn, get us Failboat’s lungs.

[@jonicamann2472]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="36">0:36</a> FailBoat: fetch yourself a treat The dog: *pulls out an entire tree*

[@squiddorito]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="390">6:30</a> the “HUH” destroyed me 😂

[@Spearmint_fresh]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="153">2:33</a> I’m so happy you didn’t mention anything terrible about the blimp fruit, thank you so much fail. You didn’t mention anything bad. And I’m glad you didn’t clarify why you didn’t like the position at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="169">2:49</a>. Also, Luigi screaming at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="487">8:07</a> had me dying of laughter.

[@Halfaway_Shorts]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="234">3:54</a> I mean he has good taste

[@kyaatt]

the music sync at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="317">5:17</a> is an underrated golden edit

[@shadowsnake5133]

It took me a few seconds, but this is horrifying... HE'S IMPROVING AT MAKING AI! HE'S BECOMING SMART, CHAT RUN, SOON HE'LL BECOME DOUG DOUG AND START KILLING US FOR SPORT!

[@curiouscreator8806]

And then we'll call him bald and bad at 2d platformers. ...And bald at 2d platformers. And we'll be breaking every rule of live chat.

[@kirbomatic1573]

yeah, but he has to teach an AI to beat an old point-and-click game for children, before he's legally allowed to kill us for sport

[@CoraCreates]

Oh, god, that’s a valid reason to be scared…

[@youraverageintrovert1990]

you're warning them of what's to come, this will not be tolerated. mods, take them out back.

[@GreyFireClover]

So I wanna say I think Kinn works better than Grandma cause Kinn works by sound. Probably similar to how when you search something on google with speech to text. And Grandma was based on sight

[@Reddy_Draws]

man i love mario galaxy i wish failboat was real

[@luminous_spores]

😔

[@curiouscreator8806]

same

[@anawesomedude4358]

(<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="474">7:54</a>) He scooped up the water in his paws.

[@JUMPYCOOL]

At least Grandma now has a friend when Fail doesn’t visit her.

[@memeelfman324]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="64">1:04</a> ITS CHATS TRUE FORM

[@green_boot6042]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="483">8:03</a> that reaction is gold

[@silvernado8644]

“You guys used up all our star bits, what do you have to say for yourselves?” *”Yay”*

[@barrybend7189]

Maybe you should link Kinn and Grandma together. Kinn brings an image and grandma has to identify it.

[@dragonneaspie242]

Failboat now has shapeshifting chat, a westie dog and a grandma, thos last two he made himself! What a chaos, i love It lol❤

[@RapidLog]

"The dog's death is simple."

[@goobert_the_schnoobert]

fellow silly cat

[@noonstar3435]

The "noteblock, edit in Kinn" bit was so funny

[@donutgamergaming7461]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="961">16:01</a> Dan, you’re not slick bro 💀

[@trentonujig7453]

Grandmas and dogs, this man is building an ai family and bloodline.

[@bloodmuzzle]

Next up: Ai daughter

[@appledognugget2267]

@bloodmuzzle isn’t that just Sage, I mean eggman already did it for him

[@jellykirby2278]

Is it really a headshot if hes 95% head <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="786">13:06</a>

[@Nyahahameha]

Hahh...hoo...My lord, <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="483">8:03</a> nearly freakin ended me. Just...the ridiculous request followed by Failboat's expression slowly rising up from the corner...That's the hardest I've laughed all year, I think! Bravo chatter for the brilliant message, bravo Failboat for the incredible reaction, bravo Noteblock for making the choice to have that part in the video.

[@nawordrago9163]

*starts the video.* "As a child, a young sad unloved rain covered child," *accidentally presses the 2 key* "I just gambled away my house"

[@TheGumbolya]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="251">4:11</a> S O D A

[@JSpin-js4vr]

Kinn, pull up a photo of Joe Biden

[@jimmyNpatty_Depew]

S O O O D A

[@JEVIL1997]

S O O O O D A

[@thedragonslayergamer8498]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="137">2:17</a> Chat you can’t say that.

[@AmazingGlaceon935]

Father made a grandma, a dog, and chat into his child. Can’t wait for the next video where Father codes a white picket fence.

[@alexread6767]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="850">14:10</a> Completely unrelated to the video, i just had no idea Player 2 could help with this star

[@FudgeyFeline]

Failboat is building an entire family of AI. Next, he's gonna make a grandpa that just complains about everything he sees while Fail goes through a kirby level

[@cherrynebbie]

Please make this a thing

[@shygalsarashygal2755]

Kinn > Grandma. He’s %95 more accurate, listens well, and HE’S A DOG. You can’t get that much more perfect

[@CoraCreates]

Now we just need a cat! Also retrieves things, but it has a 5% chance to get it right!

[@curiouscreator8806]

Kinn is reliant on sound, while Grandma is reliant on vision. They do have their flaws, like Grandma identified one of those dog enemies from Kirby & The Forgotten Land that I keep forgetting the name of as a Fennekin, and Kinn grabbed a tree when he was told to grab a treat. But still, I guess Kinn is more accurate. Grandma's just old and is trying her best.

[@bananaman4948]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="628">10:28</a> gives me "tell me about the rabbits george" energy

[@aurorawizard7045]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="317">5:17</a> the way the death jingle and sountrack aligned is pretty unbelievable

[@alexanderuzilov4842]

Title caught me off guard 💀

[@angyboi7969]

The way failboat looks so confused at the tree

[@gorilla64__]

I think what makes it better is the dog's hollow expression it has. Truly it acknowledges it is a mere machine meant to serve one comedic task.

[@drippydrippington]

I accidentally paused at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="11">0:11</a> and didn't realize that the really long pause wasn't part of the video. Gotta say, it made it way funnier.

[@MoonseaRBLX]

That always happens to me

[@tanyawinter9857]

The title being more wild every vid

[@JackoHeartz]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="131">2:11</a> reminds me of "what is lean, and why does everyone love it?"

[@I.Vivian.I]

What does Sticking out your gyat mean?

[@MechaBrainGD]

@@I.Vivian.I You don’t wanna know brother.

[@I.Vivian.I]

Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler your so skibidi your so skibidi

[@Volcano22207]

@@I.Vivian.Igyat is a brain rot for a big rear

[@VictorFusion]

*Shows 20 years of prison*

[@Ethylus]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="303">5:03</a> cataloguing the life and times of *king Sisyphu-*

[@Alexander-ur8fq]

A fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle

[@antoniopenna8677]

AND I DONT REGRET AN SECOND OF IT​@@Alexander-ur8fq

[@Ethylus]

@@Alexander-ur8fq a fitting end to a KZbinr that just played ultrakill

[@IcedSherbert]

And i don’t regret a second of it

[@Ethylus]

@@IcedSherbert hahaha HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA *HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

[@nooneiknow2719]

Kinn just dissapearing off screen and appearing with the most random items without a sound just tickles me in the best way! 😂

[@thevoidpickaxe5865]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="30">0:30</a> the code is a pretty funny easter egg

[@Cloudyman72]

The idea is simple… Failboat’s childhood on the other hand was not.

[@carriejames6818]

To me the funniest edit either has the be the violent throwing up or the SODAAA trilogy 😂

[@ArcticCN]

this has got to be the scariest title of all time, purely because it could mean so many things. at least "run" was nice and simple. keep up the good wrok!

[@Shapeshifter_bot]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="144">2:24</a> I told Daniel it lol

[@Orange-borange]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="78">1:18</a> bro pulled a “nuh uh”

[@BarrenAcc]

The reoccurring noteblock throw up sfx is a personal favorite of mine

[@TRJames5914]

As a former SMG2 player, watching failboat suffer on the chimp challenge was *immensely* satisfying.

[@ChandlerP-26]

He Actually Has a Dog Named Kinn <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1038">17:18</a>

[@RandomIdiotofthecentury]

but the earth refused was perfect for <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="381">6:21</a> XD

[@omn1cr0ngaming66]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="359">5:59</a> He’s so good at fetching soda he fetched me a Mountain Dew ad

[@MysteryEzekude]

This is an intriguing variant of Chatty. Instead of generating text-to-speech like most Chatty models, this dog model is text-to-image.

[@AdmiringMountainLake-kr4jq]

Fail bout outa context- <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="844">14:04</a>

[@ZirnithTirngate135]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="460">7:40</a> so mario galaxy 1 and 2 have a currency that can be used as a physical weapon AND food

[@inanefool8781]

They're not so much currency as they are food for small stars that, after eating enough of them, explode into planets. I don't know to what extent this counts as currency. Though you could argue that some of those guys also do this with coins which are ABSOLUTELY currency.

[@ZirnithTirngate135]

@@inanefool8781 lol thx

[@David_346]

Boat: bring a treat dog: here’s the entire tree Me: gonna enjoy seeing the chaos

[@lordelectroshooterx5861]

I kid you not Failboat, you saying "Obituary" made me remember to add the required complicated word for my English project. Thanks for saving my grade.

[@anawesomedude4358]

(<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="43">0:43</a>) He grabbed an entire tree instead of a treat LOL.

[@MuchMemeDoge]

Yum. A tree.

[@maayatheperson9635]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="216">3:36</a> Marx:

[@dombomb64]

Cats:

[@PoipoleADMyt]

Kinn is the best boi. He needs to be in every stream ever.

[@just_a_guy_2997]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="389">6:29</a> Failboat: Don't make out with me! Chat: H U H? This shouldn't be as funny as it is.

[@aidragon4851]

Interrupts star talking philosophy with "don't make out with me."

[@user-ry8yh9vw9f]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1010">16:50</a> THE CHAT IS TRUNING ON CHARACTER TO HELP YOU😮

[@ominouswish3564]

“Give failboat stage 7 lung cancer” nah thats actually wild

[@supercatluigiplayer4180]

Can we just respect NoteBlock for a moment. He edit’s Failboats videos, and makes amazing remixes at the same time

[@0Aquamelon]

Failboat defeated mega hammer on his first try?! and that run was so clean too! not even letting the hammers out until the final phase! Props to him, that fight gave me a lot of trouble when I was a kid.

[@user-iles]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="490">8:10</a> why is no one commenting on this it is comedy gold

[@td-3d172]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="312">5:12</a> That was perfect

[@darkbluemoon211]

I thought he was trying to break the laws of Alchemy for a second

[@cosmeticincantations7997]

Don't let grandma pet sit She'll mistake your dog for a parking meter and then grandma will have a "collection problem"