I built a dog

My blind Mario Galaxy 2 playthrough but I've added various dog additions
Thank you to RinRee for the incredible thumbnail art!
Thank you to Stevie Viola for the Saria's Song cover in the beginning of the video!
And thank you to Noteblock for being the REAL good boy and editing today's video!
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[@failboat]

It was Kinn's 16th birthday last week please comment Happy Birthday Kinn

[@EmilioMex-fp6te]

Happy birthday Kinn 🥳🎉

[@marckwasnicki2641]

Hi kinn

[@Picccles_hates-dbl]

Happy birthday lil bro

[@gyhgamer0]

Happy Birthday Kinn

[@randomassdude0]

POG KINN'S

[@michaelmccauleyforkids9795]

0:36 “fetch yourself a treat” Pulls a tree from the ground to show failboat”

[@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse]

I thought that was so funny for no reason

[@danieljames1868]

"My treat shall be this stick." "Kinn that's a tree" "It can be both."

[@failboat]

He's a good boy

[@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse]

@@failboat FAIL :D

[@omar-s4u4u]

@@failboat A good boy indeed

[@Kirbattle]

He went from making Grandmas to making dogs. (Also happy birthday Kinn)

[@lorenzo7076]

Next up: I made a mini version of earth

[@creeperfun12]

​@@lorenzo7076smh he couldn't make it full sized

[@Emiliussss]

That sounds so weird out of context

[@guesswhotheintrovert9351]

the pipeline

[@creepercraftice665]

Next he makes a demon.

[@mannequia8294]

4:09 SODAAAA!!!! EDIT: Looked it up, I think the reason Kinn pulled up soda when asked for a treat was because of a soda brand called A-Treat. If you look up Treat Soda the exact picture Kinn grabs is literally like one of the first ones. It's from the company's website

[@penguin_reader_yt9510]

Cool!

[@CalmestRaccoon]

So no matter what, he'll always fetch himself some soda. I love how wholesome that sounds, even though soda is probably not a good idea to give to dogs in real life.

[@NonyaBidness-r5r]

you cannot change the balance between L and W it is the very fabric of this mortal coil kin only warning you of whats to come.

[@IasagnaEater5618]

@@CalmestRaccoonkinn, fetch me a beer

[@Aaaaaaarrrpirate]

if you look up "a treat" its just the soda

[@Not_A_Big_Fan]

6:57 Noteblock blushing is not something I expected to give me serotonin

[@aforkingfork]

🤨📸

[@Not_A_Big_Fan]

@@aforkingfork tfym "🤨📸"?

[@CHILLIN2540]

​@@Not_A_Big_Fantfym "tfym "🤨📸"?"

[@glytchoff]

@@CHILLIN2540 tfym "tfym "tfym "🤨📸"?"

[@connielewis7026]

@@glytchoff tfym "tfym "tfym "🤨📸"?"

[@Shoppingcart8431]

Failboat: hey dog go grab yourself a treat. Dog: *proceed to grab a entire piece of foliage crucial for nature to survive.*

[@dj_the_warior4387]

That's definitely a way to describe Oversized Broccoli

[@xx_worldjaxx_xx1494]

Coral and algae make more oxygen than trees if I remember correctly! I could be completely wrong tho lol

[@MitoNova583]

how does your dog have better eyesight than your DEMENTIAA-riddled former war veteran grandmother

[@DorkyTries]

🎶DEMENTIAAAAA🎶

[@shadowsnake5133]

Logical answer, he's improving. Meme answer. ~DEMENTIA~

[@zackdobbs4632]

Woof

[@QuasoIsNotFood]

You'll suffer short memory loss as you get older... DEMENTIAAAAA

[@StarBeam500]

I think kinn is based on sound more than vision, as it probably interprets what fail is saying and finds an image with that in its name. I would, however, like to see grandma and kinn fight

[@Stunion_D_Onion]

I’d say add like a bark noise or something but there’s something inherently funny about Kinn silently appearing with a random image of soda 😂

[@TCStink3]

Unfortunately, the vocal cords were sold separately.

[@jakko_]

Kinn's lungs were also stolen

[@astralbirthvoid2551]

That's the point

[@MyNaymIsSnek1526]

no add meowsss

[@dry4smash946]

@@astralbirthvoid2551 sooooooo, thats where astral birth void gets positive/negative thoughts.. in the internet apparently

[@Marudream407]

13:42 Failboat: Kinn, you've been a good boy, get some Soda for yourself Kinn buying the entire store

[@Marudream407]

@gamingrainbowandothers293 yeah Is Noyno

[@GalactaTheDestroyer]

noyno's only difference being a red scarf I would NOT recognize that even though I watched an entire playthrough of that.

[@Marudream407]

@@GalactaTheDestroyer yeah, I get that

[@GalactaTheDestroyer]

@@Marudream407 lol

[@lechatdu136]

​@@GalactaTheDestroyer Noyno is the superior ralsei

[@anamtz7095]

11:50 kinn doesnt know that but brought drinks

[@YourAverageComputer]

Its because failboat said “Show me drink” After. YOU STUPI.

[@RyanCox-oq6fd]

[Kinn.exe has stopped working]

[@Sticmin]

The idea is simple: Construct a fully living dog

[@lancesmith8298]

Edward…

[@Jehgames]

Create a fully sentient breathing animal

[@JetDoesChillStuff]

8:03 his reaction was: A. Timeless B. Flawless C. Hilarious D. All of the above

[@solas-5176]

*_D_*

[@RayDragonM]

FOR REAL

[@Finalizor]

I don't know how to answer that all I know is that I choked on my water when I heard that

[@theabyss224]

8:07 for exact failboat suprise

[@Pinkoshaberibunny]

D X 10000000000000000000000 X 99999999999999999999

[@TheFishCultist]

First failboat video where he hasn’t devolved into single word sentences in years

[@jstar3382]

And it's somehow even worse

[@VictorFusion]

Kinn That should have been the title

[@Pooper-the-Paldean-Wooper]

Last video had two words 🤓

[@VictorFusion]

@@Pooper-the-Paldean-Wooper One word: *K*

[@curiouscreator8806]

I remember when he used "but some funny stuff happens" in titles. That era seems to have passed and now he makes the simplest titles. Like, for example, "run" or "hide".

[@IeatCookies53]

11:37 the fact that boat just had no idea what chat was saying made me sob

[@Cinnaschticks]

Still got to drank I guess... 😂

[@domingoflores851]

15:31 Kinn got his own star he did a good job, good boy kinn

[@buster5740]

“run” yeah, normal failboat title, nothing wro- *“I built a dog”*

[@Number_1_salesman_1997]

I built a grandma

[@curiouscreator8806]

that ain't normal

[@Lolyeet]

@@curiouscreator8806r/whooosh

[@jaxonmckay3504]

“Stop.”

[@Daniel-et2ce]

Failure boy not genious

[@K.Kong616]

You… *What?..*

[@FunnyMan69-ci9yk]

He built a dog

[@Itsmetanyawinter]

🎵DK is confused he is very much so confused…..ya🎵

[@K.Kong616]

@@Itsmetanyawinterhaha yes Oo Oo ah ah

[@Terra_Egg]

He built a dog

[@mysteryman1834]

​@K.Kong616 to be fair, I built a dog is a normal failboat video title

[@IwanMilner]

He went from a GRANDMA whose lungs were DYING from the inside, which was hilarious btw and now he's made a DOG who is obsessed with SODA and loves A&W! (Hey Kinn, pull up a photo of a "treat!")

[@Tsunamicat108]

is he gonna get demonetized for the single second of save the world?

[@blakksheep736]

🌲

[@Monke_in_Space]

@@Tsunamicat108where was hopes and dreams in the video?

[@Tsunamicat108]

@@Monke_in_Space in the SODA!!! part but i meant “save the world”

[@Monke_in_Space]

Oh ok thanks

[@nawordrago9163]

*starts the video.* "As a child, a young sad unloved rain covered child," *accidentally presses the 2 key* "I just gambled away my house"

[@CombineStudios-xn6kp]

8:02 the way he looks at the camera is hilarious

[@green_boot6042]

Ai Dog vs Ai Grandma: the ultimate show down

[@SnakeArtists]

That should be the next video

[@CoraCreates]

Next video ideaz

[@ProjectHunter571]

Of ultimate destiny

[@skelaboi01]

dog has to bring up and image and grandma has to properly recognize it.

[@Finalizor]

@@skelaboi01 That's a genius idea

[@MeIsAPotato]

"Luma lee, luma sung. Father can we sell your lungs?" 💀

[@SpectraVolta]

Asking the real questions

[@blucatgamerz]

Can we

[@TopTierGamerMan]

Yes

[@Zillionman2010]

Once we remove the lungs, he can't answer so we're free to assume the answer is yes.

[@Zilptuber]

This is the part i died at XD😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@carsiccl]

8:02 YOU CAN SEE THE GENUINE FEAR ON HIS FACE

[@CosmicCrimson]

AHAHAHAHA AMAZING. I LOVE THIS MAN.

[@RayDragonM]

@@CosmicCrimson That’s my streamer!

[@Cap.R]

0_0

[@ttahadrianex]

I KID YOU NOT HIS FACE WAS BURNED INTO MY VISION SO WHEN I WENT TO PUT A BOWL IN THE SINK HE APPEARED AND I PUT THE PAPER TOWEL THAT WAS IN THE BOWL IN THERE

[@MrMicrowave2862]

BRO HE HAS THE “he’s right behind me right?” AHH FACE

[@Unluckydood]

Now that Failboat has built a dog, a flower, a grandma, and a squid robot thing, he has all the necessary ingredients to build a family Chat is the weird schizo uncle

[@aurorawizard7045]

5:17 the way the death jingle and sountrack aligned is pretty unbelievable

[@mirrormagic7674]

'You merely adopted the dog.' *'I was born in it'*

[@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse]

0-0

[@kaedynnewberry4515]

You were what? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@SolstaceWinters]

Ahem....... *_ELABORATE!_*

[@thebaku818]

Ayo?

[@mrmagnamalo7864]

So basically you are a dog or that one time cancer became its own organism

[@CodyDoug]

8:03 ‘’Kinn 🤭 give failboat stage 7 lung cancer 👹👹🤭’’ Failboat: 😦

[@swampfire6600]

*kinn not kim

[@CodyDoug]

@@swampfire6600 thx

[@RayDragonM]

Dan’s reaction is priceless 🤣

[@willmoagi6613]

He built a dog… he built a dog and you’re laughing…

[@CoraCreates]

Yeah, what of it?

[@user-iles]

8:10 why is no one commenting on this it is comedy gold

[@kyaatt]

the music sync at 5:17 is an underrated golden edit

[@SpookyBoi-rx2qx]

FailBoat: “go and fetch yourself a treat” The Dog: *grabs an entire tree out of the ground *

[@WooperTrooper912]

What a good dog.

[@FelixDCat_12]

6:03 This is why I love the Failboat fanbase, we can make the chat messages so good, such as here, where we just predict the future

[@dillonroberts6956]

There was a good chance noteblock edited it in

[@FelixDCat_12]

@@dillonroberts6956 that could be true but idc it’s still funny

[@WolfyGamer99]

Yea, I saw the vod, this one and the "huh" afterwards are edited

[@RayDragonM]

4:25 It’s hilarious and so so WILD to see him say “Go watch my Twitch Streams” I’m so used to seeing him being THE Nintendo KZbin streamer. But I love Twitch so I’m quite happy about this change. I swear as I was watching that I heard Jay’s “Yo follow me on Twitch” catchphrase echo in the mind XD

[@curiouscreator8806]

I oughta get myself a Twitch account soon. I've been wanting to get one but couldn't find the time when. Some KZbinrs I like that stream on Twitch include Yahiamice, RTGame, Shenpai, JayMoji, DougDoug, SmallAnt, Pointcrow, just to name a few.

[@RayDragonM]

@@curiouscreator8806You should! Twitch is really fun! (I too watch Jay and Doug)

[@shanellemurrey9300]

Out of the KZbinrs that stream, failboat is the one that’s finally getting me to get twitch lol. These streams are very good and I want to be able to keep watching them. It really is wild having him stream on twitch now when I’m so used to him being the KZbin streamer lol. Although ig I can now watch the other KZbinrs twitch streams lol

[@RayDragonM]

@@curiouscreator8806 Twitch is awesome

[@omn1cr0ngaming66]

5:59 He’s so good at fetching soda he fetched me a Mountain Dew ad

[@monicahuf2126]

9:05 the reason that he brung out how to make a sorry emoji email is because he was trying to say "sorry I can't do that."

[@RyanCox-oq6fd]

What a good passive aggressive doggy! WHAT A GOOD PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DOGGY! :D

[@squiddorito]

6:30 the “HUH” destroyed me 😂

[@jaxonmckay3504]

*HUH!?* 🤨

[@queenofnarnia1011]

now we know that if dogs could bring us a whole tree instead of just a stick, they 100% 'wood'

[@SobbleClips]

Damn

[@CosmicCrimson]

A part of me applauds you, the other wants to say… GET OUT!

[@Cgamer0348]

@@queenofnarnia1011 get off the stage

[@ARandomTrout356]

oh brother, this guy STINKS!

[@TJGamez18]

My favorite sequel to build-a-bear

[@noonstar3435]

The "noteblock, edit in Kinn" bit was so funny

[@Rose_Haw]

8:20 Omg that was absolutely hilarious at two times speed

[@green_boot6042]

8:03 that reaction is gold

[@40wounds]

HELP WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY 😭

[@guardianhero6124]

[@shadowsnake5133]

It took me a few seconds, but this is horrifying... HE'S IMPROVING AT MAKING AI! HE'S BECOMING SMART, CHAT RUN, SOON HE'LL BECOME DOUG DOUG AND START KILLING US FOR SPORT!

[@curiouscreator8806]

And then we'll call him bald and bad at 2d platformers. ...And bald at 2d platformers. And we'll be breaking every rule of live chat.

[@kirbomatic1573]

yeah, but he has to teach an AI to beat an old point-and-click game for children, before he's legally allowed to kill us for sport

[@CoraCreates]

Oh, god, that’s a valid reason to be scared…

[@youraverageintrovert1990]

you're warning them of what's to come, this will not be tolerated. mods, take them out back.

[@GreyFireClover]

So I wanna say I think Kinn works better than Grandma cause Kinn works by sound. Probably similar to how when you search something on google with speech to text. And Grandma was based on sight

[@just_a_guy_1997]

6:29 Failboat: Don't make out with me! Chat: H U H? This shouldn't be as funny as it is.

[@aidragon4851]

Interrupts star talking philosophy with "don't make out with me."

[@agentdon1760]

That huh sounded so genuine!

[@leedlelel2373]

2:34 what makes this funnier is the fact that remote bombs are from breath of the wild

[@matthewboire6843]

I think he knows

[@Meaniepanini305]

Think he was talking about the time bombs

[@Dunkydoggo]

Lolz

[@Tronked]

no he means the bomb flower​@@Meaniepanini305

[@S4my-no2no]

8:55 Kinn just bringing up the apology letter after failboat giving Kinn a huge request

[@luigipowdemo6458]

5:44 THAT ONE REALLY GOT ME, KINN. X,D

[@Spearmint4]

2:33 I’m so happy you didn’t mention anything terrible about the blimp fruit, thank you so much fail. You didn’t mention anything bad. And I’m glad you didn’t clarify why you didn’t like the position at 2:49. Also, Luigi screaming at 8:07 had me dying of laughter.

[@Charlie-lp3ns]

2:03 lumalee lumabung noteblock, remove that chat members lungs

[@16YearOldGamer]

Yea lol because brainrot

[@curiouscreator8806]

lumalee, luma sun, father can we sell your lungs 🫁

[@saulgoodman9025]

Lumalee luma lumalun, i'm outside his house with a gun

[@ChandlerP-26]

He Actually Has a Dog Named Kinn 17:18

[@jordanwalker2109]

10:15 is so cute

[@memeelfman324]

1:04 ITS CHATS TRUE FORM

[@guardianhero6124]

1:03

[@Reddy_Draws]

man i love mario galaxy i wish failboat was real

[@luminous_spores]

😔

[@curiouscreator8806]

same

[@dragonneaspie242]

Failboat now has shapeshifting chat, a westie dog and a grandma, thos last two he made himself! What a chaos, i love It lol❤

[@silvernado8644]

“You guys used up all our star bits, what do you have to say for yourselves?” *”Yay”*

[@gorilla64__]

I think what makes it better is the dog's hollow expression it has. Truly it acknowledges it is a mere machine meant to serve one comedic task.

[@jellykirby2278]

Is it really a headshot if hes 95% head 13:06

[@BOIgaming33]

@@jellykirby2278 i give hea-

[@TheGumbolya]

4:11 S O D A

[@JSpin-js4vr]

Kinn, pull up a photo of Joe Biden

[@jimmyNpatty_Depew]

S O O O D A

[@JEVIL1997]

S O O O O D A

[@Brown-Simp-cameraman2.0]

What's the stream even about

[@JEVIL1997]

@@Brown-Simp-cameraman2.0 S O O O O O O D A

[@anawesomedude4358]

(7:54) He scooped up the water in his paws.

[@thorax5065]

Same here bud…same here 8:16

[@flakky55]

"My lungs look like that?" Yup, believe it or not lungs actually look like *"I've robbed you of those happy memories. While I can't truly know how this feels to you, I can sertainly understand that what I did was one of the worst things I could have possibly done to you."* on a piece of paper(?)!

[@Halfaway_Shorts]

3:54 I mean he has good taste

[@jstar3382]

Water clears

[@tiredguy601]

His taste is the entire store fridge

[@Truthfullyderpus]

Failboat: "Kinn fetch a treat Kinn: *Rips an entire tree out of the ground to present to failboat*

[@PikMations]

1:23 "Luma Lee, Luma Sun, Father can we sell your lungs?"

[@brontegoodman6238]

😮 Huh?!

[@blucatgamerz]

Can we

[@curiouscreator8806]

poetry at its finest.

[@blucatgamerz]

Oh hi

[@MSMIASINGS]

@@brontegoodman6238Kinn, get us Failboat’s lungs.

[@MysteryEzekude]

This is an intriguing variant of Chatty. Instead of generating text-to-speech like most Chatty models, this dog model is text-to-image.

[@TheArmoredDonutGuy]

16:01 Dan, you’re not slick bro 💀

[@Kirby.-.-.]

That was noteblock (his editor)

[@trentonujig7453]

Grandmas and dogs, this man is building an ai family and bloodline.

[@bloodmuzzle]

Next up: Ai daughter

[@appledognugget2267]

@bloodmuzzle isn’t that just Sage, I mean eggman already did it for him

[@RapidLog]

"The dog's death is simple."

[@funnisilly]

fellow silly cat

[@shygalsarashygal2755]

Kinn > Grandma. He’s %95 more accurate, listens well, and HE’S A DOG. You can’t get that much more perfect

[@CoraCreates]

Now we just need a cat! Also retrieves things, but it has a 5% chance to get it right!

[@curiouscreator8806]

Kinn is reliant on sound, while Grandma is reliant on vision. They do have their flaws, like Grandma identified one of those dog enemies from Kirby & The Forgotten Land that I keep forgetting the name of as a Fennekin, and Kinn grabbed a tree when he was told to grab a treat. But still, I guess Kinn is more accurate. Grandma's just old and is trying her best.

[@mailingcat]

@@curiouscreator8806Awoofies I think

[@RandomIdiotofthecentury]

but the earth refused was perfect for 6:21 XD

[@jacobdobson1259]

8:23 I'm doing the same thing right now.

[@alexanderuzilov4842]

Title caught me off guard 💀

[@FudgeyFeline]

Failboat is building an entire family of AI. Next, he's gonna make a grandpa that just complains about everything he sees while Fail goes through a kirby level

[@cherrynebbie]

Please make this a thing

[@barrybend7189]

Maybe you should link Kinn and Grandma together. Kinn brings an image and grandma has to identify it.

[@AdmiringMountainLake-kr4jq]

Fail bout outa context- 14:04

[@Nyahahameha]

Hahh...hoo...My lord, 8:03 nearly freakin ended me. Just...the ridiculous request followed by Failboat's expression slowly rising up from the corner...That's the hardest I've laughed all year, I think! Bravo chatter for the brilliant message, bravo Failboat for the incredible reaction, bravo Noteblock for making the choice to have that part in the video.

[@guardianhero6124]

:fear:

[@alexread6767]

14:10 Completely unrelated to the video, i just had no idea Player 2 could help with this star

[@angyboi7969]

The way failboat looks so confused at the tree

[@Squincy.B]

Father made a grandma, a dog, and chat into his child. Can’t wait for the next video where Father codes a white picket fence.

[@JUMPYCOOL]

At least Grandma now has a friend when Fail doesn’t visit her.

[@cosmeticincantations7997]

Don't let grandma pet sit She'll mistake your dog for a parking meter and then grandma will have a "collection problem"

[@bananaman4948]

10:28 gives me "tell me about the rabbits george" energy

[@Da_melp]

15:04 the greatest poem

[@drippydrippington]

I accidentally paused at 0:11 and didn't realize that the really long pause wasn't part of the video. Gotta say, it made it way funnier.

[@MoonseaYT]

That always happens to me

[@YoutubeCommonman_Totas]

I love how actually good at their job Kinn is! It's a nice change of pace from Chat amd Grandma

[@Pinkoshaberibunny]

13:11 CURE IT

[@thevoidpickaxe5865]

0:30 the code is a pretty funny easter egg

[@JackoHeartz]

2:11 reminds me of "what is lean, and why does everyone love it?"

[@16YearOldGamer]

What does Sticking out your gyat mean?

[@MechaBrainGD]

@@16YearOldGamer You don’t wanna know brother.

[@16YearOldGamer]

Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler your so skibidi your so skibidi

[@Volcano22207]

@@16YearOldGamergyat is a brain rot for a big rear

[@VictorFusion]

*Shows 20 years of prison*

[@Itsmetanyawinter]

The title being more wild every vid

[@futrey9353]

You know how dogs catch sticks? Yeah, Kinn caught the *whole tree*

[@HollowManiacYT]

Failboat makes the most advanced AI Him: "the idea is simple"

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

that definitely is not the most advanced ai

[@thedragonslayergamer8498]

2:17 Chat you can’t say that.

[@zebrafish7497]

In another universe we're watch a video titled "I built a failboat" by a youtuber named dog

[@jonicamann2472]

0:36 FailBoat: fetch yourself a treat The dog: *pulls out an entire tree*

[@David_346]

Boat: bring a treat dog: here’s the entire tree Me: gonna enjoy seeing the chaos

[@DylanCollinsTheRainbowCapitali]

6:45 Who’s a good noteblock?

[@Ethylus]

5:03 cataloguing the life and times of *king Sisyphu-*

[@Alexander-ur8fq]

A fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle

[@antoniopenna8677]

AND I DONT REGRET AN SECOND OF IT​@@Alexander-ur8fq

[@Ethylus]

@@Alexander-ur8fq a fitting end to a KZbinr that just played ultrakill

[@IcedSherbert]

And i don’t regret a second of it

[@Ethylus]

@@IcedSherbert hahaha HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA *HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

[@darkbluemoon211]

I thought he was trying to break the laws of Alchemy for a second

[@chachischannel8856]

First a grandma then a dog now a cat so proud of Dan

[@BarrenAcc]

The reoccurring noteblock throw up sfx is a personal favorite of mine

[@The_anything-7194]

3:47 What if he liked eating trees 🌲🌳🌴😂

[@hexagonal69]

Nah, I’m guessing Kinn just heard "Tree" and pulled up a picture of one. That’s why Daniel was careful with the enunciation on the next one.

[@The_anything-7194]

@@hexagonal69 I was saying it as a joke 😒