Can I beat the FIRST LEVEL of Kirby if bosses spawn every 30 seconds?

[@tranquil7926]

"Why is is either a tree or a depressed penguin" has to be one of my favorite Failboat quotes

[@Chiptheblackcat]

My personal fav is “One waddle dee, two efelins, and 3 depressed dededes!”

[@estay.azimullah]

@@ChiptheblackcatA Failboaty christmas

[@braden6788]

⁠@@Chiptheblackcatyou mean ‘one waddle dee two efelin-AND A TID TOO TRUAMATIC DEDEDE(insert laughter)

[@lilyaka9194]

“You thought you could get away from me and my post-traumatic stress disorder? Just like the demons in my head, I am EVERYWHERE, Kirbeh!”

[@thelonleygengar]

Read that as it happened

[@Chinarider1972]

Spawn time stamps 0:10 Gorimondo 0:52 Tropic Woods 1:30 Phantom Gorimondo 1:39 Tropic Woods 2:00 Phantom Sillydillo 2:14 Phantom Forgo Dedede 2:31 Clawroline 3:01 Phantom Sillydillo 3:04 Phantom Forgo Dedede 3:22 Forgo Dedede 3:34 Fecto Forgo 3:56 King Dedede 4:04 Phantom Clawroline 4:32 Phantom Tropic Woods 4:47 Phantom Forgo Dedede 5:04 Gorimondo 6:13 Forgo Dedede 6:19 Phantom Forgo Dedede 6:33 Phantom Tropic Woods 6:47 Forgo Dedede 6:57 Phantom Tropic Woods 7:32 Gorimondo 7:42 Phantom Forgo Dedede 8:00 Fecto Forgo 8:11 Phantom Meta Knight 8:18 Phantom Clawroline 8:31 Gorimondo 8:47 Gorimondo 8:52 Phantom Gorimondo 9:09 Phantom Tropic Woods 9:21 Fecto Forgo 9:26 Phantom Sillydillo 9:33 Gorimondo 9:50 Meta Knight 10:00 Tropic Woods 10:40 Fecto Forgo 11:24 Forgo Dedede 11:30 Phantom Tropic Woods 11:47 Fecto Forgo 12:09 Phantom Forgo Dedede 12:18 Forgo Dedede 12:25 Gorimondo 12:39 Meta Knight 12:51 Phantom Tropic Woods 13:13 Phantom Forgo Dedede 13:16 Clawroline And Phantom Tropic Woods And Phantom Tropic Woods 13:20 Phantom Forgo Dedede Final Results Gorimondo spawned 7 times Tropic Woods spawned 3 times Clawroline spawned 2 times King Dedede spawned 1 time Sillydillo spawned 0 times Forgo Dedede spawned 5 times Leongar spawned 0 times Fecto Forgo spawned 5 times Fecto Elfilis spawned 0 times Phantom Gorimondo spawned 2 times Phantom Tropic Woods spawned 9 times Phantom Clawroline spawned 2 times Phantom King Dedede spawned 0 times Phantom Sillydillo spawned 3 times Phantom Forgo Dedede spawned 8 times Forgo Leon spawned 0 times Morpho Knight spawned 0 times Meta Knight spawned 2 times Phantom Meta Knight spawned 1 time Chaos Elfilis spawned 0 times

[@tooevol]

Two times for king Dedede There was a singular non depressed one

[@Yababaina_hands_or_orb_hands]

it is ether a depressed pengian or a tree

[@sawyersskemes]

Forgo dedede = dededepression

[@leonardodib2171]

Depressed penguin, a tree, a gorila that drowns often

[@TheCreationOfDread]

The Phantom of the Paw-pera would make more sense if Phantom Clawroline was over Phantom Dededepression

[@Ph1syc]

This was honestly one of the most hilarious videos I have seen in the past few months, DeDeDepression had a main contribution to that achievement

[@whee2390]

I think Kirby took more mental damage than physical in this video

[@stefanyt2043]

Dedepression

[@curiouscreator8806]

Legends say the Dedede that appeared throughout this video never got over their Dededepression to this day. (Except for that one Dedede at 3:55. He got over it.)

[@darkkirby1629]

That dedede is secretly the dedede before the redesign

[@malthe236]

ok

[@malthe236]

@@darkkirby1629o

[@leafysstream108]

@@darkkirby1629 before the rededesign

[@antonymilne1346]

"Being haunted by the Phantom of the Pawpra" dealt necrotic damage to me

[@soulofflame9999]

It dealt lethal damage to me

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

​@@soulofflame9999disassemble? ...DEATH!!

[@PWNDON]

i think it dealt me mental damage (and yes i know thats not in dnd)

[@alexandreleao2418]

​@@PWNDON there is actually! Psychic damage!

[@blakksheep736]

Really reached through the screen and attacked the viewer's life points directly.

[@doggostudios6071]

8:50 goromando turns green, we don’t need to stop trash in the sea for the turtles, but instead for goromando.

[@ChristopherMoom]

Every time Dedede's design is changed, a Dedede has to be replaced by a newer one, meaning all of the Dededes you kept seeing were actually the Dededes with different designs from past games; the Kirby Franchise has changed Dedede so often, that's just how many of him are now in the lower class

[@somemadnessfan4763]

so... Epic Mickey but Kirby?!

[@Idiota_Profissional]

Man, how many fandoms are you a part of? I see u everywhere

[@kirakat5]

It's dededuplication

[@Jerry965]

THE LEGEND APPEARS

[@thebiolibrary5572]

Lower Class King Dedede

[@alexleo-wolf4339]

"if at any point you wanna come over and read a book-" *Gets grabbed by monke and thrown.* 12:25

[@malthe236]

no reading monke

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

The constant depressed Dededes (or Dededepression, if you will) popping up throughout this video are way funnier than they probably should be

[@lirachonyr]

dededepression is so funny

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

@@lirachonyr Part of me feels kinda bad about laughing at it lol

[@ethantran5679]

@@SomeGalNamedEve 12:10-12:20 🤣🤣

[@MB-vk3ub]

What about PTSDedede

[@sholamakinde430]

god you did it first

[@williamgonzalez7755]

8:31 you don’t understand how funny this is

[@Officially_Unofficial-1]

“Crotch shot” -The Decayer App

[@DaEpicZach]

He went in wondering if he could beat 1-1 if bosses spawned every 30 seconds. He came out wondering what even is 1-1. Though maybe 1-1 was the Dededes we made along the way.

[@marcelodias5625]

No, 1-1 is the Switch menu

[@insanitygaming1526]

maybe the true 1-1 is the depression we made along the way

[@dragorethegreat1800]

@@marcelodias5625nah 1-1 is the very switch itself

[@KalokesMysteries]

Nah 1-1 is the GameStop you buy it at

[@studz3460]

@@wingedcrim7489 nah 1-1 is the mineshaft

[@theos511]

8:02: "Run for your lives, everyone! It's the appetizer!" 🤣

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

OH GOD, THAT FILM AGAIN

[@noahwood2620]

I think Escargoon's absence is starting to get to Dedede

[@autismandgaming4532]

Underrated comment

[@Themasterofkeys.]

How can I help you king ptsdedede? I need a monster to clob up that kirby! That's what we do best at nme. YOU BETTER GET IT WITH A MONEY BACK GUARANTEE!

[@FScotsman4472]

@@Themasterofkeys. *banger sax part*

[@dilophosaurus2949]

​@@FScotsman4472OHHHHH KIRBY, KIRBY KIRBY, SAVIN' THE DAY! KIRBY, KIRBY, KIRBY, HE'S HERE TO STAY!

[@Sneakythesneak]

I miss him tbh he should get a return

[@NoahTurbo_]

[12:25] Assaulted?? By a giant gorilla?!? IN MY OWN HOME?!?!? PS: It's really fascinating yet pretty amusing that we, the chat, managed to come up with nicknames for Forgo Dedede such as "PTSDedede" and "Dededepression"!

[@locusmomus]

this whole segment was insane, the Dededepresion timings, the cursed discoveries, and somehow only 1 crash, im happy the video captured that stream moments

[@gamerliam8945]

Wdym 1 crash

[@skyvwootgaming3442]

2:32 oh.

[@AbletonRinzler]

0:55 Here comes Tropic Woods, with some fitting music. ------- 9:50 Meta Knight spawns on the World Map. ------- 11:32 Uh oh... ------- 11:47 Uh oh... (x2) ------- 12:51 Whispy!

[@leaflyndrawsstuff]

Anxidedede’s character arc was better than anything I’ve seen in modern media

[@alvaroparrafernandez]

You mean Kings Dededepressed, right?

[@riley3087]

Anxie-dedede cured my depression, ironically enough

[@Solesteam]

Anxidededepression

[@leaflyndrawsstuff]

@@Solesteam Anxidededepression, king of planet popsad

[@soulofflame9999]

I think you mean PTS-Dedede

[@brandonbasilio4585]

2:14 dededepression first appears 3:06 dededepression act 2 electric bogalo 3:25 dededepression classic 4:00 clasic dedede 4:49 treedededepression 6:14 dededepression on home 6:20 dededepression slender 6:28 side lay dedede 6:47 falling dededepression 7:43 dededepression getting movie tickets 10:42 Ignored dededepression 11:24 Partially obscured dededepression 12:09 home life dededepression 12:18 sleepy dededepression 13:13 fishing dededepression 13:17 Floating dededepression 16 dededepression total

[@Themasterofkeys.]

Thanks

[@Calk-go3em]

7:43 TWO TRAUMATIC DEDEDES

[@Wrongaple]

6:57 " why is always a tree or a depressed peinguin"

[@malthe236]

Asking the real questions

[@supergamingwarriorgamerult4705]

Painguin

[@MadMax-ii8gq]

Depressed Dededes spawning in just crying instead of attacking is the most hilarious part.

[@ishootinnocentpeople]

I always get terrified whenever Failboat says "The idea is simple" at the start of a video

[@gamerboy2.271]

9:50 meta knight music starts playing Failboat: 😲

[@malthe236]

ok

[@Cam_Animates2763]

"So, how does it feel to be the first person to die to whispy's nuts?" *O H G R E A T H E A V E N S*

[@possumorb3770]

Uh... Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah... Whatever you say, pal............

[@Melonposting]

OH MY GOODNESS SQUIDWARD

[@WohaoG]

This comment made me find out the internet found out how to sexualize a tree

[@ChevyTheCat]

​@@WohaoG Wait until you see the PVZ fandom

[@wyattpoling]

😳🤨😏

[@jacolbyparham0722]

Every Dede-depression/PTSDedede appearance: 2:14 3:04 3:23 4:48 6:13 6:19 6:47 7:41 11:25/11:29 12:09 12:19 13:13 13:15

[@squidsune]

I’ve paused just after the intro and I’d like to say upfront that I’m already terrified Update: my terror was justified

[@autismandgaming4532]

Poor Dedede...

[@squid1377]

@@autismandgaming4532 ptsdedede

[@majinhuedeltarunefan8208]

@@squid1377 Dededepression

[@PixlPixel]

8:02 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! ITS THE APPETIZER!!!

[@mattchew062307]

The fog is coming.

[@toadshifttoadette4585]

Perhaps the true 1-1 was the friends we made along the way. Edit: I AM [Suffocating in][Recognition]

[@perrykv7312]

*Whispy Woods suddenly spawns in your friends' bodies*

[@catherineisabunnie]

Thoses friends being traumatized penguins having a panic attack

[@Png_gaming]

Wait are you serious? You stole my joke I made my comment before this one, and you got way more likes than mine.

[@bmx9757]

@@Png_gaming bro it ain’t exactly the most original joke i also thought of it while watching this

[@Png_gaming]

@@bmx9757 yeah but I did say it 12 hoursish before this comment did.

[@StarJelly64]

Kirby and the Forgotten Land has the most accurate representation of a panic attack in media

[@autismandgaming4532]

You don't expect it to show up, but you can’t escape it regardless

[@vaporcranberries]

7:31 - gorilla jumpscare

[@Jimmy-cg9db]

Gorilla "feet" jumpscare

[@Themasterofkeys.]

12:23

[@memeelfman324]

7:32*

[@megamixelfan]

​@@memeelfman324fall: what's the hell was that

[@malthe236]

feet

[@hermanomacedo7549]

5:30 Dededepresion here to save the day :,)

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

So funni

[@spider_sheep]

9:30 I think this is failboat's worst nightmare

[@poninefreak3321]

GRAB THE BLUEPRINT, KIRBY

[@green3monster174]

Kirby, are you sure you don’t wanna grab that Blueprint?

[@arlenegreenfield8073]

KIRBY GRAB IT!

[@guardianhero6124]

HI! HEY! HI! HI! HEY! HI! HEY! HEY! HI!

[@1980btrfly]

O, hey, Elfilin.

[@Kunari05]

8:41 This clip aged well 🙃

[@Steamworker_Evolair]

LMFAO

[@harrymansfield6189]

Once again, Failboat’s notifications never fail to terrify

[@IdkAmILost]

I was talking to my dad about finals being this week, and then “Good Luck :)” popped up in my notifications

[@LilacFox25]

Just change the “:)” to a “;)” and it gets so much scarier

[@lev4033]

Yeah

[@conorferguson6073]

I remember seeing that notification ominously pop up while I was in a stream

[@king_beanzthe_third3460]

Yep

[@filizcivan2485]

5:38 Even at his lowest he is still a good person that will help people

[@JackoHeartz]

This is the hardest ive laughed in ages. Almost choked. 10/10 video

[@Bd-qs5bn]

This is the real 1-1 video ever

[@loldude8783]

9:48 failboat: "how would that work, were gonna find out in 30 seconds." *Meta Knight Theme Starts Playing* Failboat: *NO WAY!!!!!*

[@KendoEon]

Life is hard. We all have PTSDeDeDepression in life. But we have to fight them to devour lost souls. Thanks for a life lesson :D

[@SamuYTMini]

Did you know how to get the same mask that he has in the video?

[@kirbomatic1573]

I was wondering if anyone else would make the PTSDeDeDepression joke!

[@kasper_phizz]

But like fr, I'm so sorry to the people that have that and I hope they're okay and that things get better :3

[@Pablomemes36]

10:40 Kirby’s eyes are closed. He flatlined

[@TCStink3]

o7

[@malthe236]

ok

[@jorodmar69]

Kirby really said 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

[@spooderman6312]

This just goes to show that the real enemies weren't the homicidal aliens or eldritch horrors, the real enemy was the dededepression we made along the way 😔

[@fardung]

8:18 famous periodic table element "clawrine"

[@malthe236]

fr

[@1980btrfly]

Clawroline! No,she's drowning!

[@MitoNova583]

"IT'S THE WORLD TREE" > Mistilteinn, Tree Crown without a Ruler starts playing OH MY GOD

[@necrozmagames8284]

8:42 He went down to search for the Titan submarine. What a chad.

[@Maks-ms4lb]

You KNOW it's gonna be bad when Failboat says 'the idea is simple'

[@PinkyTheInky]

2:30 why was that absolutely perfect

[@corvussio1454]

Jumpscare at 6:31. I think the editor left in a clip of the music at the original volume in the timeline by accident lol.

[@linguicaguy]

Scared the hell out of me lol

[@malthe236]

Whyuuhuhuwqawsas

[@arlenegreenfield8073]

Makes it sound like a censor.

[@lmkaltro]

8:07 pov:failboat leaked McDonald's burger recipe

[@malthe236]

fr

[@yggdrasilsaltar]

2:21 can’t believe kirby also has a realistic depiction of a panic attack

[@Znae629]

4:25 Failboat just described The Hollow Knight.

[@malthe236]

ok

[@Znae629]

@@malthe236 just figured i'd throw that out there.

[@AliaFahey]

I went back and noticed that.

[@greencopper12]

4:03 cat .

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

lmao.

[@memebandit4337]

9:59 this makes me think of a wispy woods variant based off of yggdrasil. Where instead of fighting him at the end of the level. He just IS the level itself and you gotta fight little nodes to beat him.

[@unionjack0638]

That actually sounds really cool

[@domgoncalvescezaretti5258]

9:23 actually what is going one here why does it look like a quick montage of all the bosses?

[@Mr.H666]

3:21 PTSDedede almost killed me

[@user-gt5fy5ow4i]

10:03 waddle TREE town now.

[@malthe236]

fr

[@TheCreationOfDread]

10:01 THE WORLD TREE GODLY WOODS

[@1980btrfly]

3:01 alright, bye. S I L L Y D I L L O J U M P S C A R E. [Makes a scared noise]

[@kirbysuperstar5494]

3:01: *S I L L Y D I L L O J U M P S C A R E*

[@malthe236]

Awshyubgihibh

[@AtomicGolem]

ooga booga

[@1980btrfly]

[Makes a scared noise]

[@justkidding0147]

5:53 maybe the real 1-1 was the levels we beat along the way

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@thatoneguy3503]

3:27 Dededepression

[@Henrex2000]

PTSDedede

[@greencopper12]

He have dededepression

[@malthe236]

@@greencopper12fr

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

anxiededede

[@xmanlucero777]

7:10 bro COMPLETED the secret level the THEATER

[@coolstylebro2814]

"He's being haunted by the Phantom of the Paw-pera!" amazing joke failboat thousands will laugh at your high-level humour

[@Dante_Sparda_DMC]

2:00 First note of the Crash Bandicoot theme?

[@thatoneperson236]

Sillydillo jumpscare

[@NUMBER1MRHATER]

​@@thatoneperson236 Phantom Sillydillo Spook

[@barktrap]

Yes

[@galfinsp7216]

Does anyone understand how that would happen?

[@malthe236]

@@thatoneperson236scare

[@D_YellowMadness]

Someone should turn this concept into a Hat in Time badge. Imagine playing Queen Vanessa's Manor or Time's End that way.

[@oliviav-s5186]

You’re doing Vanessa’s manor and suddenly “LEMME CUT A LITTLE HOLE IN YA DAAARLIN” can be heard

[@mr.sandman3619]

instead of this being a challenge it's just him coming up with excuses to not end the video yet, while Dedede cries in the background, 10/10 challenge

[@d1gital.star.]

Absolutely NOTHING could have prepared me for the insanity I witnessed when I tuned into the stream

[@SireenElias]

Congrats You saw a failboat stream

[@ZeraAxon]

12:16 LMAO AINT NO WAY 😭

[@Pyrodiac]

This makes me want a Forgortten land randomizor more then ever before... because I never thought about it until now.

[@prosylan6368]

well I mean there is one but it's probably not what you're thinking of

[@Pyrodiac]

@@prosylan6368 Enemy Randomizer, Ability Randomizer, Collectible Randomizer, maybe even Map Randomizer, that's what I think of by randomizer.

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

7:39 On the second day of Kirbmas, dear Failboat gave to me... Two Elfilins and another AnxieDedede

[@HeisenbergFam]

"just beat the first level of Kirby" I respect the fact Daniel is willing to lose sanity for our entertainment

[@Bluecloud874]

bro how r u everywhere 💀

[@endrek4895]

​@@Bluecloud874this secret belongs to the universe

[@Mushie_lol]

You somehow have the greatest taste, wonderful.

[@mahvus5586]

@@Bluecloud874 Probably a bot or something.

[@belindaloney8839]

5:22 tree sap

[@malthe236]

ok

[@why_do_we_even_use_handles]

2:48 Dedede in boots

[@malthe236]

fr

[@1980btrfly]

Pick. It. Up.

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

Penguin in robes

[@PazzThePuzzled]

9:23 this moment looks like an anime intro where they show off all of the villans

[@logandamudkip4212]

"He's being haunted! He's being haunted by the Phantom of the Pawpera." -Failboat.

[@Madgas_17507]

I can’t wait for Dedede and the forgotten land: The last wish

[@sunsetaxolotl]

7:38 failboat sings

[@1980btrfly]

[Singing] 1 waddle dee, 2 Elfilins, and a te- 2 traumatic Dededes!

[@1980btrfly]

(hysterical laugh)

[@kingkai482]

and a Tree

[@aparkingperson6533]

2:08 i paused it at the worst time possible

[@felipecantarero3107]

4:47 "How to greet as normal people" Written by Failboat

[@traceunknown5715]

Alternative Title: Fail decides what the first level of Kirby is while the bosses suffer from depression

[@greencopper12]

6:19 wow😂 the music

[@DuskyZenGardenSky]

3:22 The way he says it makes me laugh every time.

[@ZorrotheArtist]

No matter what, there are 2 things I can always guarantee on in this world: 1. Everyone and everything will die or disappear eventually. 2. Dedede having Dededepression.

[@juanlloveras5780]

13:28 I think it'd be hilarious to have Samuel L Jackson as Kirby.

[@SiebayPlays]

PTSDedede is now my new thing to diagnose people with. Right after Dededepression.

[@Finalizor]

someone also said anxidedede in the comments

[@PointPixel01]

"1 Waddle Dee, 2 Elfilins, and 2 Traumatic Dededes." Failboat 2023

[@Waluigihasaweapon]

This video was so good i started crying and seeing dededepression, gorrimondos…PLACE and gorrimondo swimming and the chat made my day so much better and helps with depression. Amazing video failboat you are my favorite youtuber

[@RemoteForRejoin]

7:39 to 7:49 is pure GOLD

[@creepercraft6242]

Whispy woods, revenge 1:41

[@smj9208]

4:04 secretly, THE WADDLE DEES WERE USING A DEMON CORE

[@mistertimber9124]

Truly, the real 1-1 is the friends we made along the way

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

**DeDeDepression spawns in**

[@brawlshroom3454]

6:28 "*yawn* man *some random ass noise* sure is a good day not being depressed right now."

[@Muffin-007]

2:00 silly Dillo jumpscare

[@ribb0nzz]

genuinely i do not think ive laughed this hard at a video in a while. this is glorious

[@lorenzopiu]

The lord of failure sea vessels has graced us with humor once again

[@rogue_2k374]

A blessing from the Lord!

[@Dead-idiot]

A blessing of the Lord!

[@mr.mothly]

A Blord!

[@TheRealSuperKirby]

This one was insane. Failboat videos always exceed expectations in funniness but this is next level

[@mohawkmaster5728]

The split second of crash bandicoot music that played when sillydoo spawns in absolutely killed me

[@Deadpool-ri3rq]

I KNEW IT WAS CRASH

[@mohawkmaster5728]

@1:59 for myself

[@danieljames1868]

I love phantom sillydillo just popping in for a moment, t-posing, and vanishing again.

[@ninjatintin9074]

ptsdedede and phantom ptsdedede's contribution to the video was beyond great

[@YannickJur]

I think DDD and the catto don't work because you have to enter a trigger zone which simply doesn't exist. Makes for the funniest moments.

[@pikanachuster4032]

Oh my god I was grinning ear to ear at the whole thing. Truly, one dash one was properly and thoroughly beaten.

[@fatal_error22]

King dede is being haunted by a furry at 2:31

[@malthe236]

fr

[@AtomicGolem]

"Phantom of the Paw-pra" I hate that pun.

[@1980btrfly]

He's being haunted by The Phantom of the Pawpera!

[@yoogy4407]

4:10 is me with a panic attack

[@AgentR2]

I've never laughed so loud while watching a KZbin video. Thank you for this masterpiece which has given me such joy.