Splatoon 3 but my Live Chat can talk

Splatoon 3 but every death makes chat happier
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[@yggdrasilsaltar]

to increase your immersion with this video, remember to laugh at failboat when he dies as well

[@mangekarp3241]

6 steps ahead of you!

[@darkeye457]

I did naturally

[@piklan89]

based pfp ong

[@GeoGhost47]

This was actually one of the funniest streams Dan has ever done, so glad I was able to make it to the absolute insanity that day

[@TrexTamer]

You sure it wasn’t just the laughter?

[@betinacarreto7679]

Daniel’s parents are really kind, taking part in their grown son’s sanity-depleting shenanigans!

[@yaboyboris7607]

Surprised to see a Failboat video without a title able to conjure nightmares.

[@kira_the_sniper6376]

Just wait.

[@Avriel_Mimiga]

because Laugh has been trademarked by Jacksepticeye Productions

[@ember4411]

i love START RUNNING

[@Avriel_Mimiga]

@[卐]Lakehuntist ⸜⁄ ew a swastika

[@gabidecastro]

Live chat being able to talk is the biggest nightmare of all.

[@SvnFl00w3r]

The entire stream is just chat bullying fail, and I love it.

[@InsertNameHereOrSomething]

How’s that different from any other stream?

[@Blue-fg8vt]

​@@InsertNameHereOrSomething Kirby is bullying fail too

[@train4292]

Your name scares me-

[@fakereal127]

@@train4292 you knocked off the 8 ball…

[@F-o-x-]

@[卐]Lakehuntist ⸜⁄ no

[@Jetfox967]

"We aren't laughing with you, we are laughing at you."- Failboat's live chat

[@user-je6ux3ln4l]

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[@jstar3382]

Dan saying "what can birds be if they aren't birds" gives me life

[@LegoBuu.]

Failboat just got a nightmare fuel after this stream

[@animosital1645]

Those challenges looked pretty tough, good job getting through them with your whole fanbase laughing at you on top of all that. Now do After Alterna.

[@rowdyriolu1]

Oh dear god

[@tomdaturtle5792]

@[卐]Lakehuntist ⸜⁄ Ah, a Swastika, how nice.

[@datmeme6643]

How he lost $400 dollars playing Splatoon

[@antorequiem1205]

Daniel calling birds mammals is the most american thing he's done so far

[@honey-hunterslimefanno.3257]

@Schrunkley evil version Stupidity is American Culture.

[@enderguyx2081]

@Schrunkley evil version it’s cuz us Americans aren’t very smart

[@rufavulpes]

@@enderguyx2081 excuse me? i think you meant *some Americans. I can confirm not all americans are idiots. Sadly a large number are though. I saw a video where some ppl had to point on a map to where Iran was or something, and one guy pointed to the middle of the US Mainland, and i wanted to beat my head into a wall.

[@someonenamedsomeone9497]

And then asking what is the distinction with mammals, says it’s eggs (which it isn’t due to the platypus)

[@arcade_bound]

that was a chaotic stream, enjoyed it very much :)

[@Thepangamer]

Agreed

[@Tortue2006]

Fun fact: the last flying target doesn’t go far, as it bounces off the gate

[@enderguyx2081]

Yeah, that one got me, and I was just a little bit mad. Just… just an eensie-weensie little tiny bit irritated. When failboat didn’t even get to see it? I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t disappointed.

[@thebutterscotchkid2481]

@@enderguyx2081 Same. It fricked me over more times than I count, lol.

[@zoruacrossing8726]

This was a very pleasant reminder that I was dumb enough to follow the game's recommendation and used the Slosher for Splitting Crosshairs.

[@honey-hunterslimefanno.3257]

I somehow did that one on my second try with slosher.

[@trashbag._.2753]

I think it took me probably 3-6 tries my first time

[@apersonowo307]

Imagine how loud the track will be after the secret level

[@hammielover225]

Ahhh yes, Failboat getting laughed at by his parents and self, truly a cherishable memory.

[@radartechnician7242]

I will never get tired of the zoomed in dissapointed faces of inklings/octolings.

[@mad_hatt]

His parents are so adorable and supportive I love it 🥺

[@josiahtheawkward6008]

2:32 the call out of the century

[@Suqarr]

Imagine your minding your own business and your son asks you to send you a photo of you laughing

[@conwaysquest6961]

I worry about dan's metal health sometimes. I fear that one day we'll do damage to him that can't be undone.

[@user-je6ux3ln4l]

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[@lizzietheshortie]

I was there for the stream lol. Watching him spiral into insanity was hilarious

[@TF2_Enjoyer_2007]

The fact that fail just decided to turn his sanity upsidedown, this then turned into the chat bullying Boat, such a great video to make I can only imagine his tears and sadness. anyway, good video 👍

[@Imstillhangintherethankgod]

I'm convinced that Chat doesn't exist and this is just Failboats demons coming to taunt him

[@Lumiesfinetoo]

difference?

[@AutobotTitan]

As the man responsible for 'saucy baka' being in a Failboat video, can confirm I am demonic

[@CrowIV]

You fool we *are* the demons that haunt him

[@uranian-Umbra]

50% of his viewers are the voices in his head

[@SemiHypercube]

I was expecting the screen to get completely covered by the gifs by the end

[@starfydusty]

I fell asleep at one point during the stream, and I'm sure you can guess what woke me up

[@kalimbers1475]

The immense amount of laughter?

[@aymenplayer535]

@@kalimbers1475probably

[@argentum1738]

I was kind of hoping Failboat would hang too far back in that last level and experience the last box undershooting the platform.

[@user-je6ux3ln4l]

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[@dhi_holo]

This was such a great stream, but the video can't capture the pure mental anguish Fail went through on each loss, the time spent making each new character, the demoman not shutting up for like an hour

[@ShoShoArts]

God bless failboat for being one of the only youtubers to sacrifice sanity for comedy

[@TainoMoya]

Seems like it's almost a prerequisite to be a KZbinr

[@gimme_eliter4k720]

Imagine his parents reactions when they sent him that picture only to figure out what he was doing with it

[@thebigmanbubsy]

I cant believe that failboat's been using a mask this whole time. (2:44)

[@pyrarius1598]

I love both Demoman and Spy laughter, they have such a hearty laugh

[@d1gital.star.]

Thank you Dan, I've been feeling really sad lately and I'm really grateful because your videos always help me. ❤️❤️

[@Imirui]

You were right about one man’s trash being another man’s treasure, it’s our comedy treasure

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Taking the hard weapon on grindrail stages is a repeated mistake I have made that has cost me hours of my time in both octo expansion and this game! Also squiffer on that hellspawn of a baloon level!

[@Arseneluci]

“Mammals distinction is that they don’t lay eggs” *looks at the platypus and the echidna*

[@valeriewarden6677]

Specialist was the perfect song for that ending

[@KnucklesAndBig]

This stream gave me flashbacks to trying to 100% the story

[@loppyloppy5684]

For the people who wonder. The original title was "Splatoon 3 but every time I die I get laughed at"

[@xandervs5675]

Oh hey, I remember this stream. Especially the part where he gets his own parents to laugh at him.

[@xandervs5675]

Hey @Failboat this is a scam bot isn't it?

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

The animal Birds are most closely related to are reptiles. The feathers are elongated lighter scales, and they share the claws of reptiles. That's also where the "Birds are closely related to dinosaurs come from" because with fossils, we can pinpoint when certain dinosaur species began making evolutionary strides to more resemble birds.

[@abra_escaped]

I joined the stream during the flingza box level and was very confused, seeing him not get trolled by the last box in the bird level was a bit sad

[@FeeshUnofficial]

Birds are birds, avian dinosaurs, dinosaurs, reptiles, tetrapods, lobe-finned fish, fish, vertebrates, animals, eukaryotes and organisms. At least taxonomically speaking, might have missed one

[@thatacnhkid]

I'm sad that he never got to experience the pain of the last box.

[@AegonWithers]

Damn, and i was hoping to see the one where chat was crying out for help with the 1000s of voices. That one broke me when i first heard it

[@Mariwend]

i like that you still use the ring fit music it's pretty good

[@bb-boys4147]

That beginning part where he showed his subscriber count and it went down by one when he said "subscribe!" is the best most likely coincidental gag I've seen in my life.

[@yicklespeckledeckle4309]

I feel like for the genshin impact laughing, Failboat should’ve picked the Yae Miko gif

[@OctozenX]

I remember time trial and errors… even I got to the halfway mark I was like wait what? Looks around and panicked even I realised how much I had left to do… I managed to somehow beat it first try with 0.03 seconds remaining 🤣

[@silversabercraft]

That "here we go" was more on point then any other recently and led to success, not bad

[@InfinityPlaysReal]

That aim level is hell, took me several hours

[@Ranger52]

Oh yeah that map you finished with 0.25? I finished it with literally 0.1. It was sooo tense. Great video btw.

[@valiang8867]

"Birds are mammals.." ...like...was that a joke? That broke my brain for 2 whole minutes...

[@DummyDrawsStuff]

6:30 Failboat:Mammals don't lay eggs. Angry Platapus noises.

[@FeeshUnofficial]

Angry echidna noises too

[@marcusj.2758]

whoever suggested the genshin laughing, you are a chad.👏🏻👏🏻

[@PixelSV103]

Ladies and gentlemen, we found it. The least threatening Failboat video notification

[@invurret9533]

I can't wait until Failboat discovers the secret level

[@Moss_Dude]

Inkredibly disappointed he didn't use the actual Wario Laughing meme

[@sick_trix]

“Birds are mammals” *Failboat.*

[@user-je6ux3ln4l]

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[@Cam_Animates2763]

This was such a funny and amazing stream lol

[@trainerlsw]

@You must know how about you explain your existence?

[@CaffeineManu]

As someone who has fully 100% story mode with all check marks, i can confirm 2 things, 1 its possible and 2 the game says try this, because most of the level is based around that weapon and sub

[@CaffeineManu]

Also little note, i only use stick controls, destroy this reply section

[@guest4320]

I remember when this was called "Splatoon 3 but whenever I die I get laughed at"

[@OctoHazza]

Platypus are the only mammals to lay eggs

[@teathesilkwing7616]

Echidnas.

[@slimebunny5700]

This is the definition of point and laugh at this user

[@Talkingflower63]

i was so scared this was not going to be a video

[@Kamyon360]

I wish I was there for that steam to laugh at you so I'll just do it here hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahpiehahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhahahahahawincarhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhrunahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my throat hurts

[@StargazerVR]

One word: CHAOS

[@Kiera_Spooky]

*insane laughter intensifies*

[@DarkWizardFoxo]

I am genuinely surprised if the chat called that you were already going to do it with your voice for that I mean I already laugh at your videos a lot but that made me start dying

[@Vintagium]

Bad Video Idea: An entire stream of him just watching the Super Mario Bros. Super Show.

[@betafurret1503]

This stream was fun

[@ihazakitty]

It's always good to see that youtubers also struggled with the same levels I did, makes it feel like I'm not alone in being bad at the video game (all of the ones he's showing took me at least an hour each -n-)

[@Just_Somebody9367]

Missed opportunity to add a gif of Queen laughing lol

[@CoolLookinPea]

Average failboat stream

[@rnggalaxy]

Beat me too it

[@CoolLookinPea]

@@rnggalaxy quick to the draw

[@pikanachuster4032]

This was such a funny stream and like I’m so glad I get to see these videos to see what I missed. Just… hehehehehe

[@brokenstar017]

RIP Dan as he looks at the sub amount… why’d it have to go down right then.

[@David_346]

So that’s what a fill up gif screen looks like rip anyone ears who watch this with headphones

[@tylazermk8271]

How do you know that little about the different classes of animals to the point where you call birds mammals?

[@GloomulusGob]

You should do this again on the very very very very last level of the single player mode 😈

[@miz589]

1:23 I can't escape mystic messenger I can't escape it get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head

[@theironycomedy6]

Original title: Splatoon 3 but Every Death I get Laughed at Also, the only difference between this and a regular playthrough is that you hear the laughing, dan.

[@Catticko]

He tortures himself for us

[@Catticko]

Chat:not enough

[@Unovakid24]

I'm rather disappointed I didn't get a Failboat brand notification, like "Start running" or "I can see you"

[@Jamesington1214]

Failboat casually forgets basic education

[@FeeshUnofficial]

To be fair, I'd think they're mammals too if I only had 3 working braincells

[@ewew1406]

I feel so old after realising I found this guy cos of exploding TNT

[@MaximeLafreniere433]

6:22 It's got to his head, madness took control of him! We've lost him! _Loads gun_ Wait... That's Daniel being Failboat... FALSE ALARM

[@ThatFreeGamer]

little does he know about the secret level . . .

[@ThatFreeGamer]

@giveaway442 tbh I have no clue what to do now . . .

[@itz-stapyd]

POV: you add genshin to your live stream

[@Triforcehero57]

They made a new dlc for a hat 🎩 in time failboat

[@TheDimensionDweller]

This is hilarious and I'm so glad I'm not wearing headphones

[@user-je6ux3ln4l]

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[@chandler2581]

I went in with the Slosher on that first target level because I'm a Slosher main and figured it would be the easiest weapon for me to use. Biggest mistake of my life. I did beat it with the Slosher, though, purely out of principle.

[@adark1289]

Now you must do this with After Alterna. You must

[@jadetealaaron2003]

Bro got the whole squad laughing... literally

[@matthewcampbell9141]

SAVE THE SMALLFRIES JOIN ME IN THE SMALLFRY CONSERVATION ACT

[@Zolerian]

Ring Fit music nice

[@kingdanett4043]

I WANT THAT SHIRT SO BAD WHERE DID YOU GET IT MY WALLET BELONGS TO YOU NOW!!!

[@Danominator]

This was quite possibly the funniest stream I've ever witnessed

[@smnio5619]

Ok, you had your fun. NOW, do a tableturf episode

[@Anonymous_Anomaly78]

some of these give me ptsd

[@LaplacesAngel612]

I'm supposed to be working on a school project rn but Daniel being bullied is way more important

[@colorolympian1959]

Dang Fail you got the whole squad laughing😂