Failed NFL Rebuilds: Tanks for Nothing

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[@845835]

Bill O'Brien was so disliked that even people who have no interest in the Texans were happy to hear he was fired.

[@mateostamper1141]

Facts

[@bren389]

AFC south fans wished the texans kept him lmao

[@BarnabyJones07]

I fucking love Bill O'Brien, I have nothing but the most wonderful things to say about him. -A *Miami* *Dolphins* fan

[@ryanmurray1166]

Fivepointsvids said that the Texans and tanking but their 1st and 2nd rounders belong to the Dolphins

[@alexabouezzi1000]

Bill o’Brien went to my high school:(

[@ColeAdams]

Nothing funnier than a team tanking during the wrong season lol

[@theprophet9656]

Wassup Cole. U need more subs

[@reverseflash882]

Luv ur videos

[@Lastclerk3]

The Chiefs won the tank bowl in 2012. 2013 is one of the weakest first rounds. Hopkins being the notable exception. However that was the perfect year to get Andy Reid and Alex Smith. Plus Eric Fisher is the only first overall to win a Super Bowl with the team that drafted him since Peyton Manning with the Colts.

[@larrydale5733]

Detroit been tanking the wrong season since 1957

[@slimmyhendrix94]

@Fries why

[@brianlavalley3983]

For anyone wondering why the Jets aren't mentioned in this video, you have to actually have a goal when tanking. They don't tank for draft picks. Their draft picks cause them to tank 😂

[@davester1970]

Someone once theorized that Pete Rozelle stayed on a commissioner as long as he did just to laugh at Jets fans on Draft Day.

[@leomonster1973]

The Jets have been "Rebuilding" since Superbowl III

[@robertlawrence4719]

@@leomonster1973 you do realize the jets were constant contenders between 97 and 2013 right?

[@leomonster1973]

@@robertlawrence4719 we’re they? As a Pats fan I didn’t notice. Wait I do remember a drunk Joe Namath trying to kiss Suzy Colbert

[@leomonster1973]

@@robertlawrence4719 your a Jets fan and you talking trash? A Jets fan lmfao a Jets fan Your 2022 dumpster fire is already raging.

[@wm_9640]

Failed NFL rebuilds: the Lions since the 1950s

[@joshuabarosin779]

Failed nfl Builds*

[@Bsquaredplus2]

The Lions are the Packers and Bears favorite punching bag.

[@Reggie2kj]

They never started building 💀. They get once in a generation talent (Barry x Calvin) & are like ... ehhhh they’ll win a couple games ... good enough .

[@henrylam92]

@@Reggie2kj had two of the best players in their positions and both of them quit bc they were tired of losing and getting hurt. Feel bad for lions fans the most tbh

[@davester1970]

The Lions were a mini dynasty in the 1950's. Ever since the Ford family bought the team, they have had only 8 playoff appearances and one playoff win in over 60 years. People make fun of the Bengals for not winning a playoff game since the Soviet Union was a country. At least people remember the Bengals once upon a time being Super Bowl contenders in the 1980's and the only team to actually make the 49ers sweat in the big game. Not too many people remember the last time the Lions won the NFL championship in 1957.

[@YourHotAnimeMom]

The Bucs offense could've played defense with all the practice they had with Winston at QB.

[@NxLimit_FN]

True especially since Jamis threw 30 pics

[@znm2106]

I remember when people said “Jamis is the future for the Bucs” Big oof. Thank God for money. Brady and the bunch saved us this year.

[@dalesabandal9113]

Ok now that both are backups and are relatively disappointments, who had the better run? Jameis or Mariota? One is considered a good qb by his stats (yardage and tds), but you can attribute that to the HC and offense in general. The other is not as good but has lead his team to the playoffs (even past the wildcard).

[@davidbarrentine9352]

@@znm2106 look at all of those brady pics too

[@zekromx101]

@@davidbarrentine9352 yeah?

[@BondandBourne]

Bill o brien is a genius. He made everyone in Houston forget about the Astros on a weekly basis.

[@ryanmurray1166]

but tree was right about him being a hack

[@davester1970]

He also made the people in Houston forget about the Rockets choking in the playoffs and underachieving.

[@satagaming9144]

Sports in Houston are cursed. I don't know what happened or when, but they are. A Houston football team winning a championship is one of the seven signs of the apocalypse.

[@slimmyhendrix94]

@@satagaming9144 buddy shut the fuck up the Astros made 5 straight ALCS several world series and won one like 4 years ago

[@boltinabottle6307]

I think it's now safe to say, signing those free agents didn't blow up in the Bucs face. Their 2020 signings scored the only touchdowns in the Super Bowl, and will probably be remembered as the greatest FA offseason for one team in NFL history.

[@warlordofbritannia]

Could’ve just had several periods of the Cleveland Browns

[@FadedThenaHo24]

“Tanking” we’ll go with that

[@skippydmb]

@@FadedThenaHo24 I'm a Browns fan, and I approve this comment.

[@jamesh8433]

And hopefully we are behind that niw

[@freeparking301]

Just how many damn still-frames are out there of Trent Richardson missing the hole?!

[@puckstopper25]

At a guess? One per rushing attempt.

[@Huttlord]

@@puckstopper25 LMAO.

[@jamesthejet1501]

the fact the jets didnt make this list even tho they've only had one winning season since mark sanchez is probably one of the most jets things ever.

[@brandonsirochinsky3732]

When did we tank tho? With John Idzik? I think most of our bad seasons we just weren’t capable of doing any better

[@paytonlo]

"Chris Goodwin"

[@tleoipl37]

Yea messing up Middletown Delaware finest athlete name 😢

[@tdrizz08]

That buccaneers tank ended up being a success after all lol

[@Gucesarl]

5:54 unpopular opinion: Brian Hoyer was a reliable option for the Browns and found a rare connection with the team. Benching him for Johnny Football was beyond stupid.

[@chrislang-earth2303]

As a Raven fan who remembers Browns going at 7-4, I thought Browns were compitention. Then Johnny Football was here and you know what happened.

[@TheKing60210]

I died when the REDACTED logo was censored

[@NillyNilly546]

F

[@charlesdrew4042]

You can't blame the Texans for drafting Clowney tho he was a beast in college

[@MuddieRain]

Well that one play

[@cl5619]

It was hype based on one play. He’s a bust, worthy of the 3rd round.

[@MrMoose_24]

@@cl5619 he was the highest rated recruit ever, wym it was based off one play 😭

[@ericboyd5796]

“Maybe the quickest meltdown since Chernobyl”🤣🤣🤣

[@GabrielGarcia-ht8sr]

😂😂

[@Nickleblanc41]

Too soon.

[@OJMAHOMES]

1 phrase: 28-3 😂😂😂

[@emmius5439]

you ruined the joke on mobile :(

[@godfather8901]

The jets for the last 50 years

[@matthewpyzdrowski3005]

The Jets are so bad it's not even considered a tank anymore... They are in a deep sea submarine!

[@kylebuckmaster6976]

Washington: Albert Haynesworth 7-year $100 million contract in free agency. That should sum Washington’s ability to make decisions in a nutshell.

[@deaconalbright5358]

When ever I hear,"ra..." I think he's going to say raid shadow legends not ray con.

[@bayareasportsfan04]

Really no difference tho

[@LBOOGIEDAMANN]

Raiders

[@underclas]

The Bears we have literally been rebuilding since we lost Sid Luckman

[@jamman950]

Mike singletary u staged it

[@moldy2274]

Somedays you just wake up feeling like the 2017 browns 🙁

[@MrAwsomenoob]

every year I wait for those magic words... "IT'S TIME FOR TANK BOWL!" *Que tank bowl theme*

[@somecommadore8803]

Browns have been doing this for 20 years lol

[@Ravin-gn8fz]

20 first round picks

[@BZ0905]

Yeah, but I still love em.

[@Ravin-gn8fz]

@@BZ0905 Steelers are better

[@somecommadore8803]

@@Ravin-gn8fz Yinzer

[@Ravin-gn8fz]

@@somecommadore8803 I’m from western pa

[@hommie789]

You forgot my Bungals in Cincinnati, I mean if any team deserved a award of some kind this is the team and this is the award. Even when we made the playoffs we found ways to lose, thanks Vontaze Burfict, sure we had a few years of excitement but since our inception we spent more years sweeping the basement than looking at playoffs. I mean if it wasn't for the browns we would have nothing to look forward to in wins.

[@bw-leftturnracing7779]

And now it has gotten even worse

[@fromthehaven94]

In Lewis's last season, the Bengals won in Atlanta, with a last second touchdown for the game winner. It was the last time Andy Dalton, A.J. Green and Tyler Eifert would ever be on the same field together as teammates, as Eifert had yet another horrible injury.

[@mach6893]

One word: Ownership.

[@eastonbruton299]

now in afc championship

[@tristan733]

Have fun at SoFi!

[@gauntlion839]

Head coach gm and dictator had me dying especially since I’m a Texan fan lol

[@j_the_don5160]

As a Cowboys fan, I expect them to disappoint me and end up on this list in a decade.

[@tannerwilson4843]

They have been doing this for most of the 25 years. They deserve a place of their own.

[@SnowmanTF2]

​@@tannerwilson4843 This video focused on teams that either committed to tanking or fell into it, Dallas's last 25 years looks more like an example of being stuck on the treadmill of mediocrity.

[@davidozab2753]

The whole NFC East this year

[@sethmizrachi8337]

As a Washington fan, I set my expectations low, and those fuckers bring a shovel.

[@davester1970]

Until Jerry Jones drops dead and they hire a competent football man to make personnel decisions, the Cowboys will continue to disappoint and be a dysfunctional organization.

[@jr637-1]

The early '10s Chiefs and got dang Brodie Croyle.

[@rydawg26]

Matt Schaub and Gary Kubiak were so good at one point

[@ethansprague2005]

Matt had a 527 yard game

[@OneTwoFreeForAll]

it all went south after Suh kicked him

[@ebsmith29]

Kubiak, a Houston area high school product, won a Super Bowl as head coach in Denver. As someone who graduated from college twice near Houston and taught at those schools, I will bet that Texan fans have not forgotten that.

[@imstilltruth7930]

And then the Bucs went on to win the SuperBowl with Tom Brady lol

[@alexabouezzi1000]

Title: failed nfl team rebuilds/ tanks Me: so the 2020-2021 jaguars

[@GamerKing50]

DON’T… remind me. -A Texans fan

[@sf7154]

I wonder how many times he sits at the computer while editing and goes “oh yea that ones funny” and laughs out loud to himself when editing the jokes.

[@agentofashcroft]

Huge missed opportunity to have the thumbnail say "Tanks for nothing" instead of tanked

[@kevinh9657]

John Paxton and Gar Forman had the “perennial rebuild” mentality

[@krambone]

@Kevin H mixed with Reinsdorf and McCaskey frugality for key players, Bulls and Bears love making smokescreen decisions that look like they chasing 🏆 “contention”

[@cookiecrumble619]

Me as a browns fan: "woah, this 2 decade rebuild has been worth going 6-3 so far this year thank you very much"

[@cookiecrumble619]

@Beer King shhhhhhhh, maybe well win and be 7-3 today

[@Radman1889]

My Lions are not tanking! That implies we are gonna get better eventually :(

[@nolansthompson8984]

We are a historic 6-10 to 10-6. Never too bad but never too good

[@mottdropsie]

We were alright until Matt Patricia happened. He's also a Hack.

[@malliabird42]

One of the positives you have with Phillip Rivers is that you have 9 future prospects in your team.

[@meepchip]

When the Jets are so bad at being bad they’re not even mentioned in this video

[@Yellowsnow69420]

Should the colts really be on here? If tanking and then not winning a Super Bowl is the bar, the bar might be a little too high.

[@Aj-wh8su]

I was really like he is reaching with the colts like he could have said the Jets or even the Bengals

[@gregoryfuller9736]

The cowboy are the last team to win super bowl because of tanking it actually overrated to actually tanked

[@Brandon-qd2lb]

Lmao love seeing teams tank for nothing a decade later

[@rooney0423]

*glued* together Colts I see what you did there

[@roadrunner6224]

Relegation would get rid of these problems

[@tannerwilson4843]

YES YES YES! The problem decent 2nd tier to relegate to in the NFL!

[@rinocerass-3999]

bruh imagine tanking just to get winston 😂😂

[@romiarkan450]

The guy was a Heisman winner, and won the natty with FSU, a feat the school hasn't repeated since. Wouldn't blame them for tanking for him honestly.

[@Qrocket68]

Your videos are straight up addicting! Can't stop watching these

[@FivePointsVids]

thanks!!!

[@StsFiveOneLima]

WINSTON: "I love symmetry."

[@dantepetrin1125]

Haven’t watched yet, but I expect to see the new Browns pretty much forever

[@jeffrachau4305]

Bill O'Brien was going to save Penn State football, but it was too hard,he couldn't deal with it. Thank God. LoL

[@BrandonA1]

The Detroit Lions: Rebuilding since 1960

[@scottydude456]

Who would have thought that the Bucs tanking actually lead them to a title

[@adamkingston2231]

Biggest key to a successful rebuild is getting the QB last. You need a young cheap QB with a strong o-line and defense. Seahawks, Patriots, Steelers and Bills style.

[@adamkingston2231]

Texans could have been added to this list if BOB had a couple brain cells.

[@ColtsPacers1]

I think the Colts are the closest to that among teams that made this list. Yes, we're going with Philip Rivers right now, but I think we're developing Jacob Eason whom we just drafted in the fourth round. It's just a matter of whether or not he'll end up showing anything resembling the talents of Mahomes lol

[@adamkingston2231]

@@ColtsPacers1 The only concerning thing is the timeline of the offense and defence might not match up well enough. Eason is probably 2 seasons away from being a quality starter and by then they might start losing pieces and coaches on defence and Nelson and Leonard will need extensions. They will get helped by a weak division. I’d say their best chance at making a deep run is 2022, Titans will probably be heavily declining and the Jags and Texans wont be competitive until 2023.

[@424dsfdsfdsfs]

Seahawks? Unfortunately you are sooo wrong for last years. Strong oline lol

[@adamkingston2231]

@@424dsfdsfdsfs I think you misunderstood my point. I’m talking about the Seahawks with Lynch and Legion of Boom when Russ was young and on his rookie deal. Once a team signs the QB to a mega deal the make up of the will have to shift. That’s the problem with the Eagles and Wentz. If your QB makes 30 million a year he will have to overcome a weak o-line or a lack of weapons or a papier-mâché defence like Russ is doing now.

[@joshuarichter6904]

Dude I LOVE your channel it is the best NFL Channel EVER!!!!

[@FivePointsVids]

Wow, thanks!

[@kayleighlehrman9566]

You should do the opposite of this: NFL tanks that worked out phenomenally

[@FivePointsVids]

I like it

[@landonhm3735]

The buc one aged very well lol

[@duffman9908]

I enjoyed this video. Tanks a lot for the upload.

[@andrewpadaetz5549]

seeing Winston throw pick 6's I start hearing ".....hot pockets"....

[@vinnythewebsurfer]

The Texans are so infuriating and I don’t even care for that entire division. So many talented players wasted.

[@jimbo0386]

At least they feed Seattle all their star players usually, except for nuke, coming from a Texans fan, former Texans fans been making a name for themselves for a while now

[@gavinb907]

When 5 point vids uploads its a good day

[@tyleralmquist7606]

Hey the Browns finally got their first playoff win since their re-introduction!

[@QwertyCaesar]

Jets are so bad that they can't even tank properly to land on this list

[@DatOneRadDad]

the best way to explain the Detroit Lions would be to compare them the a porn fluffer, they will arouse ur interest to get you pumped up but never enough to bring you to the finish.

[@mach6893]

The best explanation for the Detroit Lions? A cash cow for the Ford Family. That's why I call them the Ford Lemons. They're unworthy of being called the Detroit Lions.

[@traviscummings9178]

Apparently nobody told Bill O'Brien that being a more aggressive version of Belichick DOESN'T WORK!

[@Heisenberg-wr4ym]

Oo I got one Me trying to rebuild the jets in madden 21

[@harrisonbaylor1432]

The Bill O’Brien tank was successful! He got his dream job as an assistant for Nick Saban.

[@ClarinoI]

Remember when Jadeveon Clowney was considered a no-brainer for the first overall pick? I honestly couldn't even tell you what team he's on right now.

[@CMDPromptify]

"Trent Richardson, whose field vision made Helen Keller wince." I SCREAMED

[@jackc1186]

Suh kicked around from team to team.... I see what you did there

[@karenwang313]

Its going to be pretty sad to see the dolphins on this list in a couple years after having so many picks and a promising roster.

[@elikernaghan6511]

Does it count for the browns if they technically never stop rebuilding?

[@daviebaby8790]

The bit with OBJ was amazing.

[@frankpalancio8471]

Tanking doesn't work if your GM and his staff can't pick their nose in the college draft. Got that Philly?

[@indigodakotawonder7997]

if this video was sponsored by world of tanks, that would be funny as hell

[@gonzalezjulianjg]

Always thought the word Good had 2 O’s in it, thanks for teaching me something new today. Praise be to Good!

[@ryanstaiger1712]

I think Colts were just misfortunate that Luck had injury issues then his retirement. I think they’ve definitely had more success than all the other teams like Browns, Washington

[@otaviofrn_adv]

Colts fan here. Luck always did good when healthy. We were supposed to grow, we were growing. But the injuries were too many to handle

[@ghost1.357]

I can't believe you had the redskins logo blurred out lol I'm so dead 💀 😭 😂

[@cisium1184]

The only sport in which tanking even potentially works is basketball. In other sports, no one player sufficiently alter the team makeup - not even a football QB or a baseball pitcher has this effect. You need a good coach, and then you need to incrementally improve your players across the board - which by almost by definition means you are actively trying to achieve a middling record. Only after you've assembled that nucleus can one or two impact players elevate you to contention.

[@lauradaly8020]

The biggest loss for the Lions-Every Thanksgiving Day when they play a game which is nationally televised.

[@TheSkinnay1]

You made a typo with the Lions tank. The start date should have read Nov 22, 1963, the day the worst ownership family in all of sports bought the team. 1 playoff win (a wildcard game at that) in 57 years speaks for itself.

[@FivePointsVids]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bodhithespoodergen]

I didn’t know ford makes tanks I knew that they made planes in ww2 but tanks

[@4xpbroyalderp295]

Man all these bears and Broncos fans think they have it rough after a couple losing seasons, you didn't have to deal with Jay Gruden for 6 years and absolute pain since RG3

[@Bromboosh]

Never thought I'd hear the name Michael Dukakis in a Five Points video but here we are

[@tannerwilson4843]

This is where promotion and relegation would be great if we had more leagues similar to the NFL. It would make tanking a thing of the past as tanking means getting sent down to a lower division.

[@chrisbeach423]

Sounds like a horrible ideal considering the NFL would be losing one of the biggest markets this year in the New York Jets

[@tannerwilson4843]

@@chrisbeach423 They would be more motivation for lower ranked teams not to be relegated. If you know your team isn’t going to be that great, you would still be fighting like crazy to stay up. Watch European soccer domestic leagues near the end of the season, teams fight tooth and nail to stay up. Or if they in a 2nd tier league like the EFL Championship or the Bundesliga 2, to get into the big time.

[@dylanhall1599]

The NFC East would be having a battle for the playoffs and the relegation spots lmao

[@franohmsford7548]

It doesn't actually make tanking obsolete - Norwich City 2019-20 are the perfect example of a team tanking even in a League with relegation. It looked like they were at it again this season but they seem to have woken up and decided to actually attempt to stay in the Premier League this time round :)

[@JohnnyLodge2]

Promotion and relegation is an awful idea. And if you look at leagues which use it outside of EPL it is at best a 2 or 3 team league. Juventus and Bayern won like 10 titles in a row. Spain is real/barca/atletico and even EPL has only 4 or 5 teams that can expect to win title since establishment (outside if 1 leicester season). NFL by comparison has paritu

[@noah_that_bills_fan1613]

The thumbnail might be the perfect trigger weapon for Texans fans Yes pun intended

[@jimbo0386]

nah Texans fans are insanely happy to see him being made fun of and especially love that he’s gone

[@SebastianTheGreat]

The best part about the Texans tanking this year is that Miami will be getting their picks for the first two rounds of the draft 😂 😂 😂

[@efilwv1635]

I hate the name “Texans”...it’s like naming a team the Philadelphia Pennsylvanians.

[@roro-tr1ju]

true

[@jimbo0386]

Honestly true but the cowboy were already taken and oilers were already a thing, what else would they name their franchise? the Houston barbequers? the Houston Longhorns? The Houston bullriders? there’s not much more other Texas stereotypes

[@jimbo0386]

Houston roughnecks is taken too now so they can’t use that

[@symptomofsouls]

Hmm. What about the Oilers? No, that would be ridiculous

[@danielvisintainer3352]

This list could just be the Lions and Browns since 1970

[@dustyschaeffer5702]

Note from the future. The Buc's rebuild with Tom Brady and Gronk worked.

[@KayDizzelVids]

I think the Browns' tank has finally come to an end. The Lions however...

[@mottdropsie]

P A I N

[@mach6893]

@@mottdropsie Nothing but pain since 1963.

[@ajburrr]

Fun fact: There is a station named Five Points in Atlanta. It is all meant to be!

[@noah_that_bills_fan1613]

💀

[@bryantmoreland9522]

Lmao five points is in like every city

[@chachwa9970]

This guy comments on literally like every video and he always has a ton of likes

[@johnfritz7222]

Great video. Could've added the '05 Texans and Saints, who played each other in the final game of the year to see who would win the 1st pick. Dubbed The Bush Bowl, ended with and obviously missed on purpose kick attempt that sailed far from the net and right into the crowd, atleast someone got a souvenir. But the sad part is, as we all know, the Texans use that pick on Mario Williams instead of what people said was the clear cut number one pick, Reggie Bush. Hope you and your kids are having a great holiday season and thanks for the amazing vids that both me and my father watch, truly means alot to me.

[@hughlokar2190]

It’s never easy being a lions fan but, we gotta be happy we had an 0-16 seasons that’s pretty spectacular

[@ATEC101]

Jerkoff Jones has been tanking the Girls for 25 years and I hope it never ends.

[@danbennet619]

Damn I love your commentary

[@nickrauch53]

A bag of magic beans 😂😂

[@patrickmahoney6318]

"biggest meltdown since chernobyl" this man was out for blood this video

[@MCDCSZN]

Killin it with the puns

[@Adri_Unsung]

Alternate title: the Detroit lions every five years

[@bengonzalez5406]

How do you fuck up having Deshaun Watson, D-Hop, and JJ watt on the same team? That is a superbowl contender. Any average football fan could run a team better than that 😂

[@furioussherman7265]

I'm surprised that you didn't mention Jacksonville's tank. They spent years from 2007 to 2017 being a team that was so dull and pathetic that no one paid attention to them, then out of the blue were carried by the Sacksonville defense into the playoffs where they crushed the Steelers in Pittsburgh and pushed Darth Brady and Emperor Belichick's Patriots to the limit, only to fall apart once again the year after due to the ineptitude of the front office and the arrogance of the players.

[@UnchainedAmerica]

Jets: Phew! We didn't make it to the video...this time. Matt Patricia got fired right after that disasterous social distancing defense show on Tanksgiving...er Thanksgiving.

[@Tres_Nueve]

Michael Irvin's face 😂😂😂

[@Jazmillenium]

Chicago Bears 2: Another wasted defense boogaloo