5 Absolutely FALSE Sports Stories

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[@PinkysBane]

So you're giving away stuff on telegram? Sounds fishy I thought you was straight up with hocking your balls!!

[@BD-1-And-Only]

Actually, Wilt’s claim is a bit more crazy when you consider that his best friend said after his death that Wilt told him in confidence that he actually didn’t lose his virginity until 21, and making the claim at 55 years old, that gives him an absolute maximum of 34 years. That puts the total closer to 2 per day. The man was full of lies, though. He also claimed to hold his breath for 5 minutes while driving cross country and bench 750 pounds.

[@Shark0115]

If you haven't already, there should be a follow-up of the crazy stories that are actually true, but are too hard to believe

[@randallross420]

Like when Willie Roaf left the Saints because Joe Horn and Joe Johnson ran a train on his wife and knocked her up?

[@workingclassrunner]

@@randallross420 Also, the Tigers having to trade Avisail Garcia because Miggy Cabrera caught him and his wife together and going ballistic

[@calennon3]

Can’t forget about Doc Ellis’ epic no-hitter

[@hunterjessup]

@@calennon3 this was my first thought. Ellis D. On LSD👽

[@555dking]

@@randallross420 wait really?!

[@perry8518]

Still can't think of Wade Boggs without thinking of him disappointing Mr. Burns on the '92 Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Softball Team.

[@buckyjames1898]

May he rest in peace

[@JorgeGarcia-gp5cf]

I think of 5 Phillie degenerates sneaking beer onto a plane and trying to reach Boss Hog's beer numbers.

[@timfortune9]

He said Pitt the Elder when we all know the correct answer to Britain's greatest Prime Minister is Lord Palmerston.

[@timfortune9]

And all of their accidents were unfortunate. Except Mattingly. He just should have shaved those goddamn sideburns like Burns repeatedly asked him to.

[@bryantsteury8910]

Maybe he should stop killing people in New York and getting arrested by Clancy

[@staringatthesun861]

I was at the 2006 game where he threw up. In Tampa. That's the game that ended with Matt Bryant's 62-yard field goal as time expired. Best in-person sports memory I've ever had.

[@zachary4652]

this game is the reason why I refuse to attend weddings during football season. also they divorced like a year or two later so it wasn't even worth the time anyway

[@explosivereactionstv7414]

@@zachary4652 dude I’m so mad for you man. Doubly so for the circumstances

[@zachary4652]

@@explosivereactionstv7414 thanks bud but it was almost two decades ago, I'm good now, just a bit cynical lmfao

[@staringatthesun861]

@@zachary4652 A good rule of thumb is if you're annoyed to be attending the wedding, you probably shouldn't be going to it anyway. That's why I've only attended a few.

[@varga4488]

@@staringatthesun861 yea cuz nobody wants to go to a wedding just for a 50/50 chance of it lasting

[@denimchicken104]

Even if McNabb did throw up, maybe he had a concussion or something. That honestly sounds like a more believable circumstance.

[@THEIFISH30]

“Probably not doing hi knees” had me dead

[@thattimestampguy]

1:55 Donovan McNabb 3:22 Babe Ruth 4:57 Wade Boggs 6:51 Rudy Rudy Rudy 8:15 Norm Wiley 9:35 Wilt Chamberlain Alternate Title: The Sports Streisand Effect

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Not all heroes wear capes

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Fudging love you man.

[@georgeglonek5998]

Shame alotta people have zero clue what the striesand effect is! Or this would have more likes!

[@workingclassrunner]

Boggs, 64 beers? No way. Now, Andre the Giant slamming 119 beers in one night? Perhaps.

[@zlinedavid]

Andre was the first person that came to mind when I heard “64 beers”. And likely, being the good Frenchman that he was, a bottle or two of wine with dinner on top of it.

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[@PinkysBane]

I remember Donovan McNabb 100% puking on the field against the Oklahoma Sooners in 1997 in Norman. I was there I saw it with my own two eyes.

[@djbeezy]

The first story you talked about is a good memory of mine. I was in a bad car accident earlier that day. They gave me a pain killer shot. My parents brought me home and had made a pallet for me to sleep on in front of the TV so I could watch the super bowl with my dad. I remember watching and seeing President Bush, Clinton, I think Carter was there too, and another president walking onto the field and then I passed out and slept through the entire game until the very last play. I woke up as the last play was already underway.

[@chris54231]

Love it when the show "Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia" try the wade bogg's challenge!!! Lol

[@northtrader]

You have the perfect voice for your one-liners. Great job. Entertaining vids for sure. "joe montainya" - classic.

[@quinnly23]

Mantegna*

[@michaelhowell2326]

I have only flown about 10 times. Every single time I walked right on the plane but always needed help walking off.

[@Luci-rv1hl]

Hell yeah.

[@diesel9324]

Couple of ideas for videos: 1. Best former player positions for current coaches. For football or other sports too. Not sure how many offensive lineman become coaches like Jeff Saturday. 2. Worst players to have their numbers retired by teams. Chris Neil is getting his number retired by the Ottawa Senators. Interesting decision to say the least.

[@mrterp04]

Years ago ESPN’s old “Page 2” website did a piece on obscure, undeserving, and bizarre number retirements

[@dash_r_media]

RE: Babe Ruth. Someone unearthed a quote I can't find ATM, but he had said that he didn't call his shot; he was in a back-and-forth with the Cubs bench, and that the opposing pitcher, Charlie Root, was the type to go head-hunting if you showed him up like that.

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Any excuse for a "Toy Soldiers" reference is a good one, and I was pleasantly surprised to be reminded of that underrated gem!

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Sneaky great movie.

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[@nasis18]

Last time I was this early, Atlanta hadn't blown their 28-3 lead yet.

[@timnor4803]

Wiley's 17 sacks are more legit than Strahans record breaker on Burt "let's steal some welfare money" Favre

[@bryantsteury8910]

"Burt" lol

[@teen_laqueefa]

Brett Favre is still a good guy and hopefully he is humbled by his own actions and Deana Favre is a true queen for dealing with his shenanigans

[@Sportsnerd27]

When u post I can’t not watch. The amount of facts I learn from your vids is unreal

[@ericwilliams8420]

TILL THIS DAY there's nothing anyone could say to convince me that McNabb didn't barf up Campbell's Chunky Chicken noodle soup in the huddle. His teammates aren't gonna sell him out like that.

[@maxxjapan619]

I'm just shocked to hear Wade Boggs got out of prison. Last I heard he was arrested by the Springfield Police Department and charged with every unsolved murder in New York City.

[@wvu05]

That was Steve Sax.

[@maxxjapan619]

​@@wvu05 PITT! THE! ELDER! Hahaha. how'd the heck my Simpsons trivia fail me???

[@wvu05]

@@maxxjapan619 Lord Palmerston!

[@maxxjapan619]

@@wvu05 PITT! THE! ELDER!

[@wvu05]

@@maxxjapan619 Lord Palmerston!

[@chrisbg99]

Next you'll tell me that Al Bundy didn't score 4 TDs to lead Polk High School to a victory over the hated Andrew Johnson High School and his hated rival Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.

[@caseybanter]

Ha! Awesome!

[@illiniguy34]

Both of my paternal great grandparents were at the game Ruth supposedly called his shot and both of them gave conflicting answers.

[@MrDman21]

I remember that one episode of it's always sunny in Philadelphia where they were trying to be like Wade Boggs 😆

[@Jesseisbaked]

Urinating tree should release a Days of our Steelers book for the holidays

[@JStorm13]

"6 or 7 hour flight across the country, 8 or 9 on Delta".... Classic skewering

[@dailymeme6476]

Wade Boggs absolutely drank 64 millers.

[@shanestanton8]

For a lot of his career, Babe Ruth wasn’t fat. He was deceptively muscular, reguardless of what the scale said

[@warlordofbritannia]

He also had a misshapen body to begin with, tiny feet and beer-barrel torso and all

[@pnwsp21stcentury81]

Oh man once you got to Wilt Chamberlain, I just stared cracking up and howling like a hyena once I saw the book cover. LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jamiehill2671]

I think the documentary about a gang of people attempting to do the Boggs came to a similar conclusion. I think the title has Philly in it. 😃

[@LSA30]

FivePoints is the only person in this world I allow to call me stupid while I laugh along.

[@inconnu4961]

FivePoints is a Giants fan! No Giants fans should be calling ANYONE stupid, ever! LOL

[@K37-h1z]

Not 1 sunny reference when mentioning wade boggs. May he rest in peace

[@adriafitzy6459]

Honestly, I think Wiley is telling the truth, that he hit the QB 17 times. Keyword: *hit* the QB, as in hit him during what we would call "roughing the passer" today alongside sacks and tackles. During some of his interviews about it, I don't think he quite understood what a sack was, tbh. I just think he thought it was when you hit a QB, and he very particularly would say he *hit* the QB.

[@jackleonardi3577]

I’m pretty sure the wade boggs trip was a connecting flight, where he drank 64 beers throughout the course of the day including going out after they got to California

[@TheUndertaker9008]

Andre the Giant drank over 119 Beers

[@ericgershon3492]

"I'm not fun at parties" that ball song begs to differ

[@brianarbenz1329]

After like 10 beers, a person’s math ability would be so impaired that counting them accurately to 64 would be impossible.

[@mondoseguendo6113]

I don’t know about Richard Gere,but I certainly did 😮🐹

[@dowardwashington9958]

Not even the heaviest drinker could drink 64 🍺's in that amount of time

[@definitelynotaweeb1111]

the double double or the triple double 😂

[@KwnSteele]

Just in time for lunch. Thanks FP

[@tuckerb2141]

I’m Not even a birds/chiefs fan but the Andy Reid clock management shot? That seemed like a reach. Dudes solidified himself as one of the best in the game

[@adamw5803]

He was bad at it for a long time though

[@chrisguardiano6143]

A notable mention for absolutely false sports stories should be every sports story that comes out of North Korea. From them beating the US 10-0 to win the 2014 World Cup (which they didn't even qualify for) to Kim Jong Un beating Dennis Rodman in a pickup basketball game to them wanting to make legendary pro wrestler "Nature Boy" Ric Flair coach of their Olympic wrestling team after WCW did a tour there in 1995 (Yes WCW did do a tour there which was paid for by the North Korean government which itself is insane) the amount of ridiculous stories to come out of that country is incredible.

[@joermnyc]

DId hear Ruth wasn’t pointing out his home run, he was pointing at the pitcher. Something from earlier in the game ticked off Ruth. Ruth basically was telling the pitcher he wanted to hit the ball straight back at him and knock his head off.

[@PhilP8980]

Smooty's booty! The love boat jokes are priceless.

[@drumsallday19]

This video should be called “Philadelphia: the city of liars.” - haven’t they been through enough lol

[@mikeoleksa]

What about the current running story that, "The WWE is real"? 🤣

[@Riley_Mundt]

The immense number of pot shots at the Broncos is making me want to hide.

[@teen_laqueefa]

Broncos country, go hide

[@stephenbianchi7141]

Baseballism just came out with sick hats featuring Babe calling his shot oof

[@johngoetz4462]

The best Deck The Halls Parody… period

[@JRT140]

I was at the Cleveland game in 94 when Eddie Murray tried that pointing crap. He then promptly whiffed, and Cleveland lost the game

[@michaelhowell2326]

That dude that made the "Joe Mantegna" comment in the "Waterboy", is he still alive? I haven't seen him in anything for a long time.

[@FivePointsVids]

Clint Howard? Yeah he's still alive :)

[@JustAnAccountLmao810]

Who was that lady & why was she running Lmaoo 😭😭😭that cracked me up

[@big8dog887]

That was Morganna the Kissing Bandit. She was an exotic dancer who, during the '70s and '80, would go to various sporting events, (mostly baseball games), and run onto the field and kiss one of the players. This was before the Monica Seles stabbing, ballpark security wasn't as big of an issue as it is now.

[@deemariedubois4916]

Thanks Five.

[@casperredsman]

Added context that puts the Boggs story further in doubt, David Boon, an Australian cricketer, sank 52 cans flying from Sydney to London via Singapore. Multiple sources have backed it up. Oh and it wasn’t light beer either 😉

[@franohmsford7548]

Did anyone ever mention the size of the cans? Like were they stubbies or were they 500ml? 64 halves {stubbies} actually sounds doable even if it is still a massive amount of beer. 52 would only be 26 pints - Still a lot but definitely believable.

[@freedomslunch]

Mcnabb blew chunks. I watched the game live and remember when he did it. Don't be playin' with me. As an Eagles fan, I remember that drive PAINFULLY WELL! Thank God 2017-18 happened.

[@gregdunn965]

Rest in peace Wade Boggs

[@ahmedrahim2500]

I agree except the first one. TO and Reid both confirmed that he was ill and did throw up during that huddle

[@johngoetz4462]

“A hard hit from Teddy Brusci” a severe understatement, watch that hit again. McNabb had a severe concussion, about three years before the NFL started taking concussions seriously.

[@stephenbianchi7141]

McNuggets couldn't handle the TB heat. I'll never forget that game. We feared that man.

[@12thMandalorian]

Wade Boggs, famous for 64 beers and Good Mythical Morning

[@Luci-rv1hl]

“They got chicken in Philly?” -Charlie Kelly

[@GinkgoPete]

Damn its nice that out of the 20k wilt specifically remembers 5 points mom. Really beautiful.

[@brycearmstrong2891]

T.O. said McNabb was 'nearly' throwing up in the huddle.

[@JorgeGarcia-gp5cf]

RIP Wade Boggs.

[@aaronstark5060]

This is the comment I was looking for. 😂

[@BenEScooops]

I went to Glenoak HS and knew the person who made up the whole Marilyn Manson rumor 😂😂😂

[@warrensandbothe9715]

you should do a video about the weird and odd sports of the world! For example I mean flagpole sitting was popular in America in the 1920’s and especially I believe there is a midget professional sports league. There is a whole book about this stuff!

[@patrickmcdaniel2048]

Wilt also claimed he would water ski at 130mph while smoking weed just so he could see the surprised face of the motorists driving on the highway beside the lake

[@RESTINPEACE12345678]

McNabb story: Patriots game: went out the night before played with a hangover Throwing up game: …his mom fed him Campbell soup and he got sick from the heat

[@TheNewChevyRoll48]

Wilt Chamberlain: The exact opposite of Beavis and Butthead

[@NewBluesBros]

When Hank Fraley, who was under center, says he puked on a live tv show guess who I believe. So this DID in fact happen. He said it on a show that was being aired live from a bar on 130 by Cooper River.

[@david.tousignant20]

Wilt Chamberlain embellished a lot of stories : 20, 000 women, 48 inches vertical [he said 50!] and 500 lbs on the bench. His former coaches, friends and teammates all stated all of these statements weren't true.

[@ethansprague2005]

He is an all time capper

[@eggsngritstn]

Habitual line stepper.

[@bryantsteury8910]

All these numbers are ridiculous, but I'd put the 500 on the bench as even more unbelievable than the 20,000 frankly. Dude was super skinny, and they didn't have nutrition and training like they do today. I'd be hard pressed to imaging a very thick guy like Shaq doing 500 much less a much leaner guy like Wilt. Dude has zero fulcrum leverage

[@eggsngritstn]

@@bryantsteury8910 Truth. I am just 6'5" and bench press is a struggle. Bar hits your chest with your elbows pointed downward. Short guys have a huge advantage. Even Dave Rimington, a weightlifting freak as a center at Nebraska, topped out in the mid 500's.

[@sidewinderl]

I'm pretty sure the only historically accurate sports movie ever made was Slap Shot.

[@whosaidthat84]

In Living Color did a skit on Wilt Chamberlain called the Wall of Wilt 😂😂

[@videogamevalley7523]

Without stories…..we wouldn’t have legends

[@andrewb3882]

170 in 1952 does not equal a million dollars in 2022 lol

[@TraxxJamez2088]

Andre the giant consumed over 100 beers in one sitting

[@ryannelson145]

Just so we’re clear 170 dollars in 1952 is not worth a million dollars in 2022. It’s roughly 1,700 dollars.

[@davidcollinsjr4288]

McNabb may not have puked in the Super Bowl, but he DID back in college when visiting Oklahoma.

[@BiscuitsOfWrath]

Possible Idea... the best one year wonder teams that were only good for one season/year then went back to being horrible

[@WriteHookTV]

Vintage FPV!

[@jbj7599]

Damn I forgot about that movie with the school terrorists and Sean Astin. I watched it a bunch growing up And I stopped and found Toy Soldiers on KZbin for free

[@DennisZehner]

Strangely, three of these were connected to Philadelphia somehow … four if you count the Wade Boggs episode of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” 🤔

[@mitchcolburn1216]

Oh come on, there's no wrong time of the year to sing terribly!

[@mrterp04]

#6 could’ve been the whole Cal Ripken Jr Kevin Costner story

[@BradRains]

Even if Wade Boggs did drink that many beers, Andre the Giant would put his ass to shame when Andre drank over 100 beers on 2 different occasions.

[@big8dog887]

According to Baseball Reference, Boggs weighed 190 lbs., so Andre was close to three Wade Boggs'.

[@KaiserInGilroy2K]

That was the funniest Manscaped pitch ever!

[@SamtheBravesFan]

0:08 I don't need to look that up. I know exactly what you're talking about. Heck, I heard that rumor from some kid at school. Seriously.

[@sonicbobomb15]

I left a like this time. I usually like to comment as well. Nice video as always

[@miccrhaafetl5101]

List of the most favorite athlete from each of the 51 cities that have a pro team in the US.

[@swapsplat]

The amazing thing is the Marilyn Manson thing spread life wildfire in a time BEFORE the internet.

[@lukesmith8934]

Australian cricket player David Boon once drank 52 cans of beer - the equivalent of around 35 pints - during a flight from Sydney to London ahead of the 1989 Ashes series

[@Luci-rv1hl]

That’s a much longer flight than Boston to Seattle

[@wessteinfeld3337]

With inflation the $170 is $1 million in 2022 LMAO

[@hobinrood710]

Ya know what, this sounds like a job for Momentum. 64 beers in 6 hours Sim.

[@Extinguisher10]

You get a like and this comment for that manscaped jingle

[@InYourHouse316]

McNabb may not have thrown up in the super bowl… but dude was GASSED in the 4th quarter and was trudging along during that pathetic “2 minute” offense while down by 10. There was at least one play where he breaks the huddle and runs an entire play with his chinstrap unbuckled. He 100% had his worst moment in that 4th quarter.