Failing with Rizz! Fails Of The Week

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[@Nashvillain10SE]

2:15 The pot lost NONE of its contents!! 😂

[@smoll.miniatures]

2:14 love how the soup never spilled 😂

[@LordFalconsword]

I saw that too. Was impressed.

[@JackMacLupus]

Heh same. So they still had something to eat. XD

[@JoshBattin]

Yeah, it's just going to melt into the table until they come back XD

[@bmax68new]

Luckily no one was hurt

[@Mr5Fail]

Haha, right? That soup must have some serious balancing skills!

[@richardthomas1743]

Somebody partied HARD!!

[@Myrah_Naomi]

Hahahahha

[@EdH447]

Timestamp pls

[@jonathans.8537]

@@EdH447very last video

[@darrellgrant7615]

@@EdH447the ending

[@EdH447]

@@darrellgrant7615 ✌️

[@Crommy5]

Last clip, they rock, paper, scissored for who had to drive home.

[@jimmyswollnuts7662]

​@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist9Vomit

[@Theentity4you21s57]

@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist9no

[@bmused55]

1:58 - Why the heck is the guy in the yellow shirt giving the rider a telling off... who in their right mind lets kids sit so close to a dangerous spot?

[@krenwregget7667]

because people get angry and look for someone to blame, especially when they know it's the result of their own stupidity.

[@bmax68new]

@@krenwregget7667 Yes

[@pavlina20]

For real

[@joeyteter9383]

@@krenwregget7667dumb people hate when you point out their stupidity. I’ll never understand why people get so close to motor sports? Watched a video recently of rally racing and the spectators are more or less on the damn track smh

[@artourbabaev4983]

its called purity of dumb

[@thegmanpaints]

2:25 you know that shit was forceful when the pot of soup just stayed in place unbothered

[@LHyoutube]

3:26 - I think the younger girl was supposed to say 'I lose'! 😂

[@donniev8181]

The way she smacked her sister was hilarious!

[@discovolante6624]

lol, i thought the younger girl should of said "you win"

[@grantboi116]

Are you kidding me? Just walks away 😂😅

[@Durwood71]

1:20 I think the real fail here is trying to do mechanic work with three inch nails.

[@superjboy16]

Nine would have been better, probably. You'd have better songs to work with.

[@The_OneManCrowd]

"Mechanic" LOLOLOLOL that's tranny trying to prove it's a "real man" my guy. 🤣🤣😎😎

[@nthgth]

​@@superjboy16beat me to it

[@REZPUBLIKA]

Yeah, it goes a lot better with bolts and screws.

[@Scrimselfbar]

She works just fine with her nails.

[@TomFynn]

0:42 Like a bull in a moped shop.

[@bmax68new]

😆

[@nicknapier2950]

That guy in the last video is my spirit animal.

[@EziekKiel]

My goodness the kiddo at 3:27 is an absolute savage! Though her big sister wasn't even phased, tough little bugger lol.

[@tattooedman42]

Little girl took that opportunity 😂

[@Peanutdenver]

"When dad is gone...I am become death, destroyer of little sister." Big Sister

[@EziekKiel]

@@Peanutdenver 😁

[@EziekKiel]

@@tattooedman42 Yep, she did it with the biggest sh*t eating grin too lol!

[@darrellgrant7615]

She’ll go far in the real world as an adult 😂

[@southerncomfortuk]

2.30. ‘It’ll take a lot more than exploding gas canisters to interrupt my dinner’ 🤣

[@MrGreen876]

"Jesus Christ, that's it" Goes in and goes to bed 😂😂

[@kaneleno4930]

1:10 didn't realise that could happen

[@mamelukok]

made me laugh real hard XD

[@Batters56]

I think it took a lot of effort to make that happen! Then the driver went too hard and appears to crash at the end of the clip. Look at the hand in the bottom left.

[@nicholascrow8133]

@@Batters56 They definitely were trying to separate the cab, the guy on the tray was holding it up and the rear wheels were chocked... I think the fail was like you said, it running into someone

[@davidbeazley1958]

Who could've guessed that banging glass against a marble bench top would be a bad idea... 🤷🏽

[@RIXRADvidz]

The Ancient Rivalry of Stone Versus Glass. Stone always wins LOL !!

[@minor_2nd]

she looked so surprised

[@RealBradMiller]

​@@RIXRADvidzIt's my British panel show buddy! Always good to see you randomly. Missing QI and House of Games so much right now!

[@PyroIsBack]

She didn't

[@madyhani]

You are so funny guys 😂

[@donniev8181]

The way the little sister slaps her big sister at 3:30 is absolutely hilarious

[@donniev8181]

​@@SarahKotzurplus her big sis took it like a champ, her reaction was almost as good as lil sis's full body swing lol.

[@donniev8181]

@@SarahKotzur pre internet way of life lol.

[@Markus_Andrew]

That last guy had the best night he'll never remember.

[@Lochlann13]

0:55 SAMIR YOU ARE BREAKING THE CAR

[@meowbwm]

please make a video every day i really like your video it's very entertaining❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@gearoidoleary420]

3:30 the little girl too the L and didnt hold back with that slap, good on the big sister not to cry too😂

[@jonathanpeterson1984]

She didn’t just NOT cry, she actively started to laugh and engage normally after getting absolutely open hand obliterated 😂😂 that was tough!

[@celebrityrog]

2:02 guy fell like an insane stunt man

[@dirtyfiendswithneedles3111]

2:22 brings a whole new meaning to “hot pot”.

[@acdarc]

2:02 A skater and a break dancer! That's talent, not a fail!

[@TheAnimeist]

Yeah most of the athletic activities I don't view as failures either. Especially the skateboard ones. There's just a lot of falling in skateboarding.

[@justin_your_cousin9273]

Skateboard falls are routine for the sport. Maybe funny for people who don't skate at all

[@acdarc]

@@justin_your_cousin9273 Agreed. Failing on some really stupid and dangerous stunt might qualify, but not just regular practice that consist of many, many falls and faceplants.

[@Kurrizmahh]

That ending 😂 You know if your partying in a suit, your partying hard 😎 She looked more annoyed than concerned tho 🤣

[@bmax68new]

I bet he'll sleep there until morning 😆

[@dinaghikas7933]

I don't think there is a legal limit for apathy😂

[@einienj3281]

If you get THAT drunk, you can sleep outside.. I'll go get you a pillow and a blanket, not trying to drag your ass inside.. waking up outside with a hangover of the century will teach you a lesson you clearly needed.

[@Theentity4you21s57]

Probably happened before

[@Qingeaton]

Being an older, more traditional guy, I was thinking that if my wife and I are out, we both prefer for me to drive, so my mind went to a hook up and she is mad because he isn't going to "show". I guess these days, a man will want his woman to drive, so he can drink.

[@marcioleonardo6874]

Oh man, it’s been a while since I haven’t watched such brutal fails, it’s refreshing actually, thanks a lot

[@user-bj1vc5gw7u]

1:37 Too good She never stopped to this day. Still falling!!

[@wut0.o]

1:14 that had to be one of the most delayed reactions I've ever seen 😂

[@LHyoutube]

4:41 - Smart move. That cat is going to serve and obey that kid for the rest of its life! 😂

[@Durwood71]

The cat seemed perplexed, though.

[@scottmcshannon6821]

nak, cats are aholes, he will have forgotten the help in 30 secs.

[@bookfaerie23]

He won't obey, but he will remember that the kid is a food source!

[@bmax68new]

Yesss

[@charleslindberg829]

We need a "INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR" video 😂❤

[@Leberkasbepi]

2:24 the pod just stands still there 😂

[@Enwaiyre]

07:44 the moaning he's making while falling 😂 Total destruction 🥴

[@tomy.1846]

1:10 is like a cartoon, lol!!!

[@dustinh4175]

That little sister slap had me rollin

[@thumperjdm]

@7:20 As hilarious as this is to watch, thank God she drove! He's sh!+-faced!

[@Fusion710]

shtfaced is an understatement

[@madyhani]

Fails of the week: because laughter is the best way to cope with our own failures

[@LHyoutube]

@@madyhani - Go away comment spammer! 🤬

[@pjotrtje0NL]

If I were her, I’d let him sleep it off right there. Or, turn the hose on him, that’s much more fun.

[@johnalexander7490]

Think they were both toasted, but him more so. :) Neither should have driven; just get an Uber or something and keep yourself from being behind the wheel. imho

[@handlehandle12322]

0:50 that's a pretty cool rhythm 🎵🎼🥁

[@FailArmyCentral]

These fails are not just funny, they're also incredibly human. Love it! ❤

[@nicholasgullo9756]

Dude was hitting the wedding open bar for sure.

[@thegray5730]

1:26 Ten bucks says this clip was preceded by one hell of an argument.

[@Cupnoodle_for_Breakfast]

Hell yeah FA finally has RIZZ

[@TheEventGuy]

2:22 I'm so glad that the food was still ok, after the stove exploded

[@iseriver3982]

The 3 clues you're too drunk: 1, can't get out the car. 2, tackle your wife into your other car just trying to stand. 3, not even the dog wants to lick your face, and they eat poop 😂

[@jnstuff6258]

Never unironically say “rizz” again

[@MichelBinkhorst]

4:48 cat: finally I get enough food for a day.

[@PrinceIsot]

Yeah the leash on that bull is as useful as duct tape to the titanic 😂

[@_ArsNova]

"Rizz"? I feel like humanity's collective IQ just dropped another full point.

[@CoCotheTurtle]

That comment was the ginchiest!

[@gtjust8188]

That last one was a gem 😂😂😂 we've all been there fellas 😅

[@bmax68new]

😂

[@TheDizzle2324]

I don't think they know what Rizz is but still funny 😂

[@RandysRides]

Explain it to us . WTF is rizz ??

[@ivaneames4354]

​​@@RandysRidesNot sure If you're being sarcastic, apologies if you are but according to Google, Rizz is short for "charisma," and it simply means an ability to charm and woo a person. So yeah, the word doesn't fit these fails at all.

[@mikec4308]

no idea lol

[@RandysRides]

@@ivaneames4354 Thanks. I get it now. Full words are very difficult. hahahaha !! * sigh .... I'm gonna say "Ank" now instead of "Thank You." hahahaha !!!

[@Auroche]

@@RandysRides We already did that, it's just "Thanks". It's exactly how language has been for centuries. Words change and morph into short form all day. The fact that you comfortably used "I'm" and "Thanks" shows!

[@HumanBeingWithFeelings]

2:04 did he seriously start break dancing?

[@DennisMoore664]

At least that last one didn't let him drive home.

[@Invasion-entertainment]

0:52 I'm glad to see they invented those trucker hat helmets

[@themedicalmarvels]

4:27 Why was she so aggressive with that glass and hitting it against a granite countertop? 🤦‍♀️ 🤦🏾‍♂️ What did she expect to happen?

[@snorman1911]

Why does she have vertical video of her sink?

[@arekay6014]

BF put it there, the food started tasting sus for him

[@portsidebear]

2:14 Enjoying the soup. Cooker explodes. Three run. The soups still there. Last man at table is wondering what the hell just happened!

[@seshansmith]

Definitely a wedding lol. The worst drunken nights I've had have been at weddings

[@dodger2829]

7:15 Yikes! Glad she was the one driving home. Even at my worst, I've never been as drunk as he was. Damn.

[@jedi36mindtricks]

You can tell she shouldn't have been driving either....

[@mike41062]

I love how she says "alright, that's it.." and just leaves him there and walks off.. lol

[@OhioCruffler]

@@mike41062 She'll find him dead there in the morning.

[@mike41062]

@@OhioCruffler lol. I doubt she left him there for more than a minute or two. If he really was left there, dude easily coulda died from choking on vomit, or possibly exposure to the elements. she'd more than likely get charged with being responsible for leaving him in a state where he could die, without calling for help- so I doubt that a video related to that (especially showing what lead to a death), would be in a fails compilation.. She probably came right back over to him after walking out of the shot, or after going and opening the front door/ making things easier to get him inside. Kinda tough to unlock and open a door (and potentially turn off the security system) when you've gotta hold someone up and practically carry them while he's this drunk.

[@justin_your_cousin9273]

I never drink to a point where I can't walk. That is extremely over the limit

[@hari00J98]

The cooker that blasted in restaurant is very danger... Lucky that those men had escaped❤

[@bmax68new]

Agree

[@Bmacthesage]

Oh god, a few if these made me physically recoil. Since im getting older some of these would leave me bed ridden for a while lol

[@einienj3281]

00:34 The mountain biker doing a 360° in the hill.. damn, I thought he broke his back..

[@ultigafuzzy6849]

Look at the wheel at the bike

[@DropDMurphy]

3:30 I give that older girl so much credit. As a father of 3 girls, had this happened at my house, we would have needed a medivac and a surgery room prepd and ready with a trauma team at Mass General Hospital..

[@waldotkd30]

The first video where the dog came over like “Damn Steven you okay” lol 😂

[@Kragatar]

0:37 Anybody can get a flat tire, but you have to fail hard to get a flat wheel.

[@wel2do705]

I absolutely LOVE the way the first video always sets the pace for an AMAZING experience !! Almost like waiting in line at Six Flags! Lol !!!

[@Notalwaysrightbutmostly]

That’s why I never take my cow into town

[@sarahbarton4977]

0:30 never mind the guy falling look at that really cool motor trike going by.

[@Fusion710]

that very last one bro😂😂 mans was GONE 😅

[@darlenelipuma7769]

Loved the drunk guy at the end. She did exactly what I would have done too.......just let him lay there. lol

[@bmax68new]

😆

[@cliffords2315]

Either he was drunk, or trying to get out of a date LOL

[@osterhai]

Well that would be very Dangerous if he doesnt wake up in time He could freeze to death, happens quite a lot.

[@samboyle25]

1:06 Let’s just say, if that man ever has kids, they’re gonna be born with 3 legs and 7 eyeballs.

[@Theentity4you21s57]

Sound cool

[@carlossebastiannecroticgot7232]

2:04 that guy is very agile

[@joshuabecker6799]

Trying to keep big people up when drunk is a task!

[@crimsonzero4853]

People falling over will always be funny to me 🤣

[@astrofive620]

Agreed 👍

[@astrofive620]

Furthermore, when I'm on the ground I always find that quite funny as well;)

[@bmax68new]

This will only be fun as long as everyone is safe

[@timsiemssen1148]

That last one reminded me of my baby momma and me back in our 20's.

[@russuello]

i watched that tire blowout into a scorpion like 10 times at 0:34 hahaha wow

[@bmax68new]

😆

[@simpler1]

when you try to sprint before learning walking, that to be expected

[@daBEAGLE1017]

The great content lately is appreciated.

[@etherealgamer6667]

I accidentally tripped and ran down the stairs backwards while holding a plate with 2 slice of pizza and a dr pepper on it and I managed to keep my balance and everything on the plate all the way to the bottom, surprisingly I didn't get hurt due to my ankle disability lol.

[@Qingeaton]

I had a front porch that everyone said looked dangerous even though no one had ever had a fall, so I tore it out and rebuilt it to be safe. The very next day, I fell forward down the new stairs into a bush, but did not spill my coffee in a normal cup. Aldi's organic Peruvian....liquid gold friend.

[@etherealgamer6667]

@@Qingeaton 🤣

[@arekay6014]

I have a set of stairs in the house and i slipped down one step, but didnt fall.

[@tootired76]

I don't know why but the sound that club head made as it zipped off killed me! 😂

[@13mx5]

8:01 Baby goes crazy!!!

[@justin_your_cousin9273]

The last video is a win only by the man wasn't drinking and driving

[@stfailnew]

I'm convinced that the key to happiness is hidden in this video

[@storytimewithunclebill1998]

Dude on the bike did a vicious scorpion down the hill. That had to be scary and hurt. Was fun to watch. Great video

[@cymtk]

title is one of the worst 'how do you do my fellow kids" uses of rizz ive ever seen I think.

[@megaflux7144]

that fruit booter got WRECKED!

[@Mr5Fail]

Sometimes it's the unexpected fails that are the funniest.

[@thelonghorncow5084]

Remember the Murphy Law: "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong"!

[@nesta8273]

Whenever someone does a scorpion landing, i deem it successful.

[@jesusalejandrorodriguezgar2735]

You know the dude with the dog and the bubbles was planning on that happening from the beginning, some people...

[@KokoAnlmates]

ALL I GOTTA SAY IS PAIN FOREVA!!!

[@arniedee7251]

Last one... "that's it" 😂😂😂😂 you're sleeping outside

[@vickys6705]

Must’ve been a BANGIN’ reception!!

[@robertjonsson797]

Well the last guy had too much to drink... i hope he learns that lesson 🤣

[@neverquit2470]

1:27 Valentino Rossi is going on holiday 😂

[@Bloodymoch]

0:57, "once i heard aaaaaai!aiyayayayaaa", i knew that's in Kenya😅

[@Nghienkhampha2024]

😅😅😅😅

[@HamburgerMolester]

You can tell that the guy at the end had a fun night.

[@RealTodFox]

0:51 sounded like the Kit Kat Bar jingle

[@Bigsqurlnuts]

OMG 2:22 Didn't spill a DROP WOW !

[@Manidahoan]

Seeing people hurting themselves in every which way possible makes me laugh LOL..as long as it's not me..

[@CallMeTheWaffle]

If that's how he was getting out of the car, we need to see how he got in the car 😅

[@Gramercy_Stiffs]

Why do you have a camera over the sink? Weird

[@calibra2340]

because it's staged, like many other "fails" on the internet

[@waffenhirn]

They have to overview their housekeeping staff 🤷‍♂️

[@JG-fe1gx]

Watching husband do the dishes porn

[@fuzz428]

Someone needs to dub over Wonderful Tonight to that last clip!

[@7Calvin60643]

3:28 MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! I died! 😂☠️