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[@internationalcuisine9483]

Dude went face first in the mud. Announcer yelling you win had me laughing harder. Was fun to watch. Great video

[@shreddedmerg1847]

Very nice. Thumbs up from me. Was also laughing. Great comment.

[@Heavymetalstonie420]

It's a good thing he was okay. That would of been a neck breaker for sure.

[@RoastinFN]

😂Me too, he truly did win.

[@drdrew3]

Looks like he saw the mud and planted the front wheel into it on purpose. Dove over the handlebars head first and popped up smiling. He planned that one. Well executed nonetheless

[@BrenMurphy1]

It's true, as a Trail Riding Announcer, it's literally something we'd say. Gotta keep the show rolling on. 😜

[@Dr_Fuzz]

0:49 RIP ankle. Also a very weird laugh lol

[@Ceramic_Discs]

The laugh was funnier than the fail 😂

[@CrashFan03]

they sounded like an otamatone lmao

[@PaulA-UK]

I think it was a bloke.

[@skylined5534]

@@PaulA-UK The laugher?

[@kevinfitzpatrick5949]

@@skylined5534 No the orange *thing*

[@nickedmonds4486]

I love the videos that say, "No one was hurt'. That way you can know in the other videos that somebody was definitely hurt.

[@prozeeterps]

its fucking annoying

[@mtw4254]

The "no one was hurt" is there just because KZbin was banning accounts with wideos that the alghorithm tought were showing people get harmed or killed. But i get the joke.

[@mrjapaman2958]

And the "no one was hurt" is more like "no ambulance was called that day"

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Hello QNB

[@trayolphia5756]

I look at it less as a “thank goodness”…in some situations where someone does something stupid, or endangers others, I see ‘no one was hurt’ and can’t help but think - “darn…” Like when you see someone creating a MASSIVE cloud of tyre smoke and tear off…there’s that part of you that wants to hear the CRUNCH as they lose control and go into a tree or something…

[@chungusmayonnaiseegg]

3:40 broke my heart. That pizza looked really good 🥺

[@skylined5534]

A minute of silence for that very tasty looking pizza, gone but not forgotten!

[@duko4423]

They were being so careful too.

[@effervescentrelief]

People do this to themselves because they're too busy filming instead of paying attention to what they should be doing.

[@Jstsumcodplayr]

0:50 this laughing of the dude behind the camera is funnier than every meme 😂😂

[@schwinc]

anyone know the original video?

[@sarahbarton4977]

Sounded like a seal

[@waterunderthefridge6058]

filmed by Voldemort himself

[@joseager4257]

yeah lmao

[@nuster7816]

nah, he has a stroke

[@belabahn]

At 6:14 the cat's trigger word is "unscrew". However the given detention from the human was priceless. :D

[@vqo0]

He didn't wait a single moment to lock that cat away lol

[@skylined5534]

Cat: "So you actually went there huh? Guess what I was trying to tell you? Oh well, the special conditioner I'm about to unload in your washing machine is gonna make everyone step at least 10 feet away from you for the next couple of days".

[@andrewkolb6309]

I love the disclaimer No animals were harmed

[@hako2267]

@@skylined5534 LMFAO

[@icarusbinns3156]

The look of confusion and betrayal on the kitten’s face! Kinda like my cat when I had to yank him away from a falling box via his tail (split second choice: grab his tail or let him get hurt). I felt bad about hurting him, but explained that a sore tail and being mad at me was far better than him being injured by falling books

[@sleepytimeasmr22]

5:20 the second I saw her carrying that pup “NOT THE DOG”

[@yochaip1329]

0:52 After this laugh it should be written that no one was hurt

[@jakecooper5855]

But many people were hurt

[@raymondbaker987]

@@jakecooper5855 🐔

[@letsgoBrandon204]

The last one wasn't a fail, It was fantastic 😂

[@jakecooper5855]

0:52 that lady taught her pet llama how to hold a camera, that's impressive

[@jasonayres]

(6:35) Alright, not the world's best magician. Nice comedy routine though. 👍

[@DeathsRageV]

Bro the cat 6:26

[@25provo]

00:50 - didn't knew donkeys can hold a camera. :D

[@Jolt139]

2:13 DUI written all over it

[@AtheistOrphan]

Without a doubt.

[@Jolt139]

@Paul Getty that's literally her stumbling up the hill like a zombie

[@Jolt139]

@Paul Getty 2:42 - that's the drunk Karen at 2pm on a Thursday

[@CGHawkatoo]

6:04 As someone who plays VR, this is why you should sit down if you become disoriented by the experience.

[@Stefan-]

1:41 Smooth like an elephant. LOL

[@MattBrownbill]

'Driver was unharmed', I think the 'damage' was already there, to drive like that!

[@jasonhull2163]

0:49 That laugh is worthy of the God's.

[@sran9492]

The first one and the 6:14 got me dying, barely survied the laughter

[@DorianFr1992]

The way the cat kept popping back into the frame 😂😂😂

[@draxoronxztgs1212]

So cartoonish.🤣😄

[@quietobserver4636]

The pizza made me cry. As a matter of fact, I'm still crying. Trying not to let my kids see me.

[@Sambalar]

About time hulk Hogan did some VR, brother!

[@bigphil9714]

The cat in the washing machine 🤣🤣🤣

[@Crispy.Bacon10]

0:20-0:23 that guy looked like he did that on purpose 😂😂

[@TheSaintwrestler904]

facts

[@icarusbinns3156]

Don’t power-throw it. A light toss is all that’s required

[@avv.massimodellapena2951]

4:22 I'm Italian... and this actually hurts! 😭

[@Shroomsn]

Yeah it does.. it was more like cooking the first time at all

[@ajvonline]

7:35 - are you okay, Mr. President ?

[@dave-ys7ew]

0:50 quite possibly the greatest laugh in youtube history

[@The_Fancy_Duck]

I like how they where making bubbles on a motorbike, random but wholesome.

[@icarusbinns3156]

That skateboarder’s little ‘ow’ somehow got me

[@DaneOrschlovsky]

5:37 This deserves a standing ovation that began as a slow clap.

[@uuu-lj6tc]

This girl deserves a better boyfriend

[@DaneOrschlovsky]

@@uuu-lj6tc you're kidding. She was ignoring him in real life to share her dessert with the internet. Good for him. Guaranteed this wasn't anywhere near the first time she put IG ahead of IRL moments. She deserves a better boyfriend? Go right ahead, Beta.

[@uuu-lj6tc]

@@DaneOrschlovsky It's a very infantile thought, like "while communicating with me, all attention is directed only at me, no one has other things to do" It's probably important to her. And yes, she deserves a guy who understands her and respects her interests

[@DaneOrschlovsky]

@@uuu-lj6tc I prefer someone who's present in the moment, with actual people, that they actually know, in real life. What's infantile is her need for instant gratification from imaginary friends, and the people like yourself who co-sign and encourage that idiocy.

[@aishaakbar9732]

@@uuu-lj6tc yep red flag

[@CapnT87]

Lol love how whenever they say “unharmed” there are almost always serious documented injuries when you search up the actual incident

[@thatguyoverthere8355]

"Nobody was injured", as if it matters!

[@hellbillypete.7898]

They did one of thoose couple a week ago. Guy flip over with his modified jeep, and broke his neck.. *Nobody was injured*. SMF.

[@drtaru]

They steal videos censor the shit out of them and lie, all while making money off ads.

[@darkonox4448]

It's so KZbin won't take it down :(

[@RisingSocietyAU]

Lmao I filmed that video 0:40 he was fine, didn’t get hurt and neither did the others in the car

[@DjTheDon614]

1:40 legit had me laughing my ass off!! 🤣🤣

[@FailArmyCentral]

Watching this video reminds me that sometimes, the best way to learn is through other people's mistakes. Thanks for the laughs and valuable lesson on what not to do!

[@nikkimcdonald4562]

That bird was having none of it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bookfaerie23]

That bird was awesome!!

[@janinecarson8380]

Definitely not a fail. He's in control.

[@xxdpruss2kxx]

Driver: drives off a 5000 foot mountain.... * driver unharmed *

[@jackdoe552]

7:09 "You want chaos? I AM CHAOS"

[@abbeyroadstudios4999]

I love it when people are out with their best mates, have a mishap, the best mates piss themselves laughing. 😅😅😅

[@LonelySandwich]

The cat was even more bri'ish than the bri'ish guy!

[@legendof1leg446]

4:10 why did that even get put in the fails? The fact that you did use that is funnier than the clip itself...

[@BeardiusMaximus]

1:50 "I'm okay! I'm okay!" You're not okay. You have far too many dogs to be okay

[@srikartopella5460]

0:47 that sound of Michael Jackson will never be forgotten.

[@christopherreuschel8934]

I love how it says no one was hurt when we know they were

[@stephennugent9958]

3:15 after the camera switches off, "It's just a scratch", "nooooo".

[@Professor-of-Gaming]

6:03 Why'd they have to do elderly Hulk Hogan like that, brother?!

[@detetiveluke]

I though I was the only one to noticed that brother lmao

[@Herbie11]

I must have replayed the face plant in the mud at least 7 times.

[@genelomas332]

Anyone else want to know what the driver of the silver car was thinking.. and why she did what she did..? C'mon.. we NEED a follow up on this..!

[@colomboharrison]

Quick Solution VS Cat Attack

[@ZeroHedgehog1996]

4:31 First time cooking, like Gordon Ramsey would say : stay away from the kitchen

[@mermaid_hotel]

2:29 autopilot off 😁

[@barkers16]

0:45 is that Scarlett Harlett? ❤ one heck of a laugh from behind the camera!! 🤣

[@Mystery-ASMR]

Whoever is reading this, im just trying to spread some positive energy, so I wish you a beautiful day, and stay healthy! 🙂

[@vanillagorilla2]

6:37 who else saw the hole in the cup first time you saw this

[@willallen7757]

** everyone was harmed **

[@Celtic4ever]

1:34 I love how the dad is just calmly standing there watching the whole thing with a smile

[@dbrandon4528]

WHAT?!?! That Camry! Made my day

[@gb7702]

7:19 when your pet hates you.

[@oo-hk6zd]

Thank you fail army. You make me feel better every day. 💪

[@jodyharrison4950]

Final clip was the best one, thats good humor right there.

[@1bcordell]

That one with the sprinkler and kite was amazing.

[@DjTheDon614]

I don't want to live in a world without Fail Army!

[@billt8504]

At 5:25 - if you look real close at the little dog's face when he gets dumped, his look says, "how did I get in the basement?!?"

[@dubioushumor9243]

owning a pet bird seems so relaxing

[@MrStredders]

Most people don’t realise that a cockatoo can live for up to 100 years in captivity… So you need to really like them 😂

[@colomboharrison]

3:54 Little boy put on the helmet!

[@jordanc8499]

5:44 you can see her start to smirk after. That was nice

[@TuntakelForza]

But her face before... priceless 😄

[@sandeepsunny5509]

4:54 don't know why but i liked her voice😆

[@MotorbikeLife519]

0:51 holy this laugh 🤣 I‘m out haha

[@ssatanplays8356]

0:50, I think someone who's laughing need help ASAP

[@skylined5534]

Come on man, why so negative? It's impressive that a sea lion can even hold a camera that steady for one thing.

[@samlui3591]

It’s jimmy carr

[@masaharumorimoto4761]

Excellent video, love the pizza fails, they're right up there with rope swing fails :)

[@jessemccann1390]

The amount of scars I’ve accumulated from my kitty is a testament to how much I love her, since I haven’t strangled her!

[@carterwhite7003]

Love these vids keep it up 👍

[@lucid_dreams420]

0:51 I LOVE people with a unique laugh! 🤣🤣🤣

[@RazLightbringer]

That opening is so epic.... HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[@louisvandeventer2497]

0.54 Eddie Murphy in the house 🤣🤣

[@wowcheers7488]

Wow. Actual footages at its best. Cheers.

[@oash.ywarzone3987]

I love your vids. They keep me from getting bored

[@MirlitronOne]

The animals are the only ones not to say "I'm okay!" because they are the only ones who learnt from their experiences.

[@crypticghost20]

Just what I needed LOL 😂😂😂😂😂

[@huntersthompson4075]

6:13 "Excuse me, cat"

[@sleepytimeasmr22]

I’m sorry the faint “ow” got me 😂

[@alcollado75]

-Are you okey? -Yes. FailArmy.

[@Uncontrollable_Sphere]

0:19 that felt personal

[@TittlesFB]

2:18 How many drinks have u had lady? Lady : Yes

[@Kragatar]

3:06 Needs Curly's "woopwooopwoopwoop" noise from Three Stooges. 😂

[@andrewkolb6309]

A great day to my friday with some fails:)

[@fearlesscheshirecat1411]

2:40 *Driver was Unharmed* Me: That’s a shame

[@thatguyoverthere8355]

Always the best videos! Never fails to fail!

[@victorguzman4334]

The last video... 😂 LOL 😂

[@RarelyReplies]

“Wow, that spaghetti one was hilarious!” ~no one

[@colinremmer2417]

My heart fell when those pizzas hit the ground

[@christopherdawson9570]

At 0:51 did the person recording swallow a FOOKIN KAZOO .........WTF was that CHITTT😂😂😂😂😂

[@E-MAN979]

0:51 sounds like one of those duck dog toys lol 😂

[@King1Z7]

Lmao the cat in the washing machine xD

[@max-rp9mv]

0:29 Sussy 🤣

[@hiyapal7719]

0:45 Did he hurt his ankle? That looked painful.

[@andersdahlbeck2907]

That’s Scarlett Harlett 😃 he posted about it on social media afterwards, he’s fine 💃🏼

[@normalhuman9260]

@@andersdahlbeck2907 He should consider wearing mens shows to avoid that next time.

[@kimbleryan7150]

@@normalhuman9260 maybe he shouldn't dress up like a Harry cheeto

[@normalhuman9260]

@@kimbleryan7150 you may be onto something.

[@waitotong9590]

2:34 Micky, is that you?

[@philipberthiaume2314]

Car drives over a cliff: "Driver unharmed", lol

[@Anamarihuana]

1:39, worst daddys reflex ever

[@colinschenck2129]

You can the second pizza one was on purpose. Can't wait to see some of these clips next week too

[@tangledshoelace4726]

The gal falling over the baby gate!🤣🤣🤣🤣 and the little girl covered in blue stuff!! I wonder if her mom ever got it all off!😁😁❤🇺🇸🙏🕊

[@michaltaranza365]

2:16 "Happens often with womans in cars" Kimi Raikkonen

[@chris71mach1]

I consider the clip at 5:40 more of a win than a fail. People who incessantly put pics of their meals/food on Instagram are just the worst.

[@bzack6594]

No they're not

[@celeryg66]

I think it's stupid too, but who are you to judge?

[@chrischarlescook]

@@celeryg66 Who are you to judge those who judge?

[@skylined5534]

@@bzack6594 They are. Just eat your fcuking food, don't send me a picture of it because WHO TF WANTS THAT?

[@skylined5534]

@@celeryg66 Jesus christ. It's stupid and I applaud anyone who messes up such a ridiculous practice. I'm just shocked they don't also wait a day or so and film it's re-emergence via the toilet bowl.