Fake Meat Tier List

[@ssjkaryuusennin]

Chelsea got her own list immediately while Matt had to fight for years

[@ssjkaryuusennin]

Lmao he even mentioned it 11:49

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

Wahmen power. "BuT wE LivE iN a PatrIarChy!" Lol

[@motionsikmerlin2252]

what the hell💀💀

[@ssjkaryuusennin]

@@stillcantbesilencedevennow I don't know how that relates to my comment.

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

@@ssjkaryuusennin because she LITERALLY got it instantly. It's a microcosm of reality. Everyone bends over for a female, but f*ck dudes, they suck amiright fellow youth? No wonder men seppuku at a rate women could only dream about.

[@Rembreiker_lychec9257]

It's so nice for them to get a booster seat for Charles so that he's taller than at least one person at the table this time.

[@applesaretasty2.099]

Ikr, It's amazing just how generous Charlie's peers are

[@WD_RatLad]

​@LordTommyParkyVEVOshut

[@eitanhaslavsky]

@LordTommyParkyVEVO up

[@415.23]

​@LordTommyParkyVEVOsure

[@wickedwildwallace]

@LordTommyParkyVEVO literally zero people give a shit

[@yan_dj]

Being on acid and seeing a pig screaming in your fridge is the wildest and most understandable reason to go vegan 💀

[@iLikeBeans481]

Just don’t do acid and eat burgers 😂

[@rogeryoungblood2452]

Hard disagree

[@high_stakes_ikea7087]

@@rogeryoungblood2452 Idk man being emotionally traumatized/jump scared by meat seems pretty understandable to me, regardless of someone’s stance for/against being vegan… I don’t see how anything tops that lmao

[@alikos4528]

or stop doing drugs

[@LingLing1337]

My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was afraid it would become because for 50 seconds I thought there was pigs on the fridge

[@Sinistar123]

I loved Chelsea proudly declaring that the vegitarian chicken nuggets are indistinguishable from actual chicken only for Charlie and Matt to go "You absolutely can."

[@MaskedDeath_]

It's a vegetarian thing. My mom stopped eating meat 5 years ago (give or take), and since she has no comparison, she calls fake meat products (obv. the quality ones) indistinguishable, but the rest of our family can definitely tell the difference. It's usually the texture that's the main tell. Honestly, I much prefer vegetarian food that doesn't try to mimic meat too closely, since then it ends up being a worse version of whatever it's supposed to be. For example, in my country we often eat something similar to burger patties (but taller and smaller in radius, also usually made with pork). Since I have reference to actual meat, a fake meat version just ends up tasting like you bought cheap ground meat (the kind that isn't even 100% meat) and were a bad cook, on the other hand my mom makes a similar thing but with diced egg and no meat instead, and it's distinct enough that it just tastes like good food because your brain doesn't subconsciously compare it to the meat version.

[@dylanlewis5113]

I got a buddy that swears that the Morningstar Chicken Nuggets taste exactly like real chicken nuggets. I tried one, and it did not. It was like someone tried to copy the lowest quality chicken nugget, like some of the off brands from a dollar store.

[@Sinistar123]

@@MaskedDeath_ Makes sense, guess it's easy to convince yourself something is indistinguishable when it's been years. I haven't really tried many of the vegetarian meat substitutes but I suppose it makes sense that you can't really perfect the meat taste without meat.

[@MaskedDeath_]

@@Sinistar123 I don't think it's even convincing yourself, just that you don't remember what meat tastes like (not precisely at least), so you just go "eh, that's probably how it tasted". Also it's not just taste, texture is a big part. Like how they called many things mushy in the video, while meat would be a bit more chewy.

[@Sinistar123]

@@MaskedDeath_ "Convince yourself" wasn't the right phrase for me to se there, forgetting is more accurate. I meant to bring up texture as well but apparently I forgot before I posted my comment. The texture definitely doesn't look quite right on video but I've never had any so I can only assume.

[@mattarby8931]

Charlie should do a food born illness tier list

[@sillyboymax]

yes

[@nymphology44]

botulism is definitely a b tier

[@kinginc.9148]

Vegan food tier list is the same thing

[@benrolfe8490]

Listeria gonna be solid A tier

[@caesar_19]

hes got to be an expert by this point. Had all of em

[@cygnuscraft9544]

the editing isnt overwhelming and is just a nice touch. very underappreciated.

[@Donkpoo]

ik, i was looking through the comments for someone to mention it.

[@GoofyGooberGooberySunrise]

chill vibes in this tier list video

[@ApleSkrutE]

Too bad the editor is fired for including a Chelsea tier list.

[@Mike_oxtiny]

It fits with chucks overall style. The man's a millionaire but acts and presents himself like a humble regular old 2010 KZbinr.

[@elementz301]

Never heard a story start with "I was on acid" and not end with some absurd existential revelation about life

[@pudgiehedgie]

I mean for her it did end with an absurd existential Revelation about life. Changed her to being vegetarian I think that's a pretty big life change

[@Botnoobskin]

​@@pudgiehedgieyou did not read the comment

[@Ammoniummetavanadate]

Tossing a foreign substance into your brain and messing with its structure tends to do that.

[@jvang2293]

Haha true!

[@jav.3.air_]

How is choosing to not personally participate in the torturing and slaughtering of sentient animals absurd?

[@nuqi]

As a vegetarian for 4 years, i can say, those crab cakes are horrid 😂

[@flightplanstan144]

Truly😂

[@nuqi]

@@flightplanstan144 haha

[@Pigeonfox]

I like them but I’ve been vegan for 13 years so maybe it’s an ability you acquire with enough experience points?

[@gracicot42]

Lion's mane mushrooms is a good meat replacement for crab cakes. Delicious!

[@nuqi]

@@Pigeonfox i guess it depends on how you cook them, i personally prefer the crab cakes from the brand "good catch" they are amazing

[@TTVPrinceMos]

Matt worked tirelessly for years to get his own tier list and Chelsey gets one on her first video

[@CentreMetre]

Dont look at it negatively, look at it positively, that guests dont have to fight as hard as poor matt against the clutches of the editors to get their own tierlist

[@christophernoble76]

matt walked so she could run

[@TTVPrinceMos]

@@christophernoble76 I love this comment

[@xulqarnaen]

it's cause she was the vegan here

[@akumasstorytime3910]

Goddamn discrimination. Poor matt, couldn't get a tier list just because he lives in Florida. How can penguinz0 productions do such a horrendous thing.

[@phAtWooKie1]

cant wait until more and more of the crew come on and there's gonna be so many tier lists on screen that you would even be able to see the names and letter grades each person gives

[@wassupdummy]

@LordTommyParkyVEVOits not

[@cecilasen]

and then they can tierlist the tierlists

[@ash2marie]

They need to start serving freshly cooked food so the "it's probably because it's cold" isn't a factor 😅

[@nondisclosure3920]

Yeah, just edit it together, veggie food cooks fast anyways

[@sonialinsey8083]

Dude it drives me crazy. Just haa microwave or toaster oven in the room. Of course the cold fast food tastes like butt.

[@SuperCompany007]

Yeah like just keep an airfryer or even a microwave in the corner and have one of them warm up the next one

[@binguslad]

I like how at 16:28 Charlie takes a bit of the burger then disappears

[@kblt0661]

HAHAHA

[@rizzmaryn]

Why you stopped eating meat? Expectations: I wanted to help animals so I became vegan Reality: SO THE FIRST TIME I DID ACID...

[@lukasg4807]

Idk how someone can get any real revelation on acid. On higher doses it just melts your brain so you can't think.

[@Churchgrimm]

Tbh I became a vegetarian because I think eating meat is gross. Like, I don't think eating meat is immoral or anything, I'll even cook it for other people. I just arbitrarily find it icky.

[@jasonbrewer6714]

I get why you say that. It's mostly store bought meat being left out in its juices. My family hunts and processes meat and while it's not slimy. Many would considering it icky and gross.

[@bog4543]

@@Churchgrimmyeah same

[@sporeham1674]

@@Churchgrimm I got a friend like that too, it makes total sense tbh

[@QuinnGIn1080p]

There's actually a lot of people that have specific trips either from acid or psilocybin that cause them to go vegetarian/vegan. Chelsea's story is also very similar to those of the people it happens to where they see the animal instead, the food itself looks rotten, or they try to eat something and it activates the gag reflex for no reason, etc.

[@strictlyrudeinhd]

I did a lot of acid but didn't get into vegetarianism until i moved into the countryside near cows/chickens/nature. I was always kinda on the side that its bad but something out of my hands. But i realised that i would never hurt one of those cows or any animal just for a burger, so why would i make other people do it for me in the most horrific way possible? Every piece of meat was a living breathing being with thoughts and emotions, it seemed selfish for me to take a life eating meat when there's literally frozen fake meat right next to the real stuff that taste fine.

[@QuinnGIn1080p]

@@strictlyrudeinhd It's a very interesting thing. I have tripped just a few times, but haven't had this happen to me.. yet, I suppose.

[@Fuzz_Aldrin88]

Yeah that's why it's always a bad idea to eat while tripping. At least not while peaking. I'll have a nibble toward the last leg of a trip but never while peaking.

[@QuinnGIn1080p]

@@Fuzz_Aldrin88 I did a peanut butter and banana sandwich to get the shrooms down, and went on a hike afterwards. I remember specifically looking up at the canopy and it opening up like a flower blooming.

[@Fuzz_Aldrin88]

@@QuinnGIn1080p oh yea mushrooms are good to mix with whatever. Just not good to eat anything mid trip. Unless it's more mushrooms lmfao.

[@sam4gaming135]

Honestly for some reason I thought this was going to be about lab grown meat rather than Vegetarian substitute meat

[@synapse7274]

Lab grown meat isnt fake meat though lol its real meat

[@714ever8]

​@@synapse7274😐

[@IdekPhoenix]

​@@714ever8I mean... is he wrong?

[@UnliVW]

​@@synapse7274yeah funny enough it's real but also vegan. Since the whole deal with vegans is about whether or not the food was taken by force.

[@sarahmellinger3335]

@@UnliVW it wouldn't be vegan or vegetarian as it is a animal product that is also a meat grown in a stable culture. although under most of their most regular moral guidelines it would be fine

[@das_vinci]

Charlie's "You can have multiple good things but for different reasons" is something people should apply in their day to day lives. It could save you energy and stress from a ton of pointless arguments especially on the internet.

[@riteshbagati2354]

This is what I told my girlfriend when she caught me with another woman

[@DjVtheJESUSsouja]

Charlie should make a "foods that he thinks they gonna make him sick" tier list

[@sonofspongebob471]

Is this English?

[@randomfolk9545]

Soy will be S guaranteed

[@ashercd6487]

​@LordTommyParkyVEVOyeah _sure_

[@ScoobyFan0521]

That's just the burger King tier list

[@derekrequiem4359]

@@sonofspongebob471 He meant to say "foods there Charlie that where to sick after make make" tier list

[@platinumbacon]

Chelsea’s experience with acid was much different than any of mine lmao

[@isabellaannunciation168]

REAL

[@lazcoroner1483]

Time stamp anyone?

[@rcam-u1z]

Because people aren't individuals and don't experience things differently, right? Idk how you're that egotistical after taking a "large dose"@@boondock615

[@twona.]

@@lazcoroner1483it’s literally a minute in just watch

[@bobblaster9097]

@@boondock615yea for real she would’ve had to have done a pretty absurd amount to have like a legitimate hallucination like that. I’ve done six hits before and didn’t even come close to tripping that hard.

[@louenry]

For people who want to give fake meats a try, here’s a tip from a vegan for 5 years: I reeeally dislike the taste of soy, I always recommend going for wheat or pea protein based meat alternatives! But over the last few years the soy products became so much better! A lot of the times you can’t even taste the soy anymore. But there’s always gonna be good and bad products. The most disgusting and the most delicious sausages I’ve had were both vegan. So don’t let one product discourage you from trying other things.

[@rosie20098]

I’ve been a vegetarian for about a year now and honestly I just hate soy more and more. I don’t freaking get what people say when they say “tofu tastes like whatever you cook it with”. Like no that shit takes like soy and has an awful texture. It’s such an easy source of protein tho 🥲

[@lukasg4807]

Ain't no way your favorite sausage was vegetarian

[@lawrencescales9864]

@@lukasg4807 sausages are already mostly filler, why is it so weird someone prefers non meat versions?

[@imapotato7391]

@@rosie20098 I feel you with the tofu issue. Not vegan or vegetarian but I do try to limit cooking with meat due to how expensive it is where I live. Tried all sorts of recipes only to find that I only really like it sliced thin and breaded due to the mushy texture. No matter how long i press it for it never seems to be enough.

[@rosie20098]

@@imapotato7391 literallyyyyyy, I chop it up tiny and eat it with tons of veggies or rice and it’s not too bad.

[@yo725]

Chelsey quoting taste the biscuit made my week. What a gem! Never heard anyone else quote that before lol

[@KjayCarving]

I think Chelsea is one of those people that just ooozes love kindness. I’m always so happy when you get to hear her laugh in a video, so this is awesome having her with the men of science!

[@LOPHOAFRO]

JUST CUZ HER HAIR IS GREEN THAT OOZE COMMENT IS OFFENSIVE

[@WaShorty]

​@@LOPHOAFRODude you're just making up shit to be mad at grow up.

[@RI-KU-OH]

@@WaShortythats a joke

[@Shall0e]

​@@RI-KU-OHits a troll account, not a joke

[@CaptainNeo727]

Other than lying about hallucinating a screaming pig in her fridge whilst on acid

[@godminnette2]

The sausage patties are pretty good once you prepare them right. Personally I dice them, throw them in the air fryer, and put them in breakfast burritos. A lot of people think the morningstar sausage rolls are way better, though.

[@BirdMorphingOne]

I used to cook one up everyday and slide it into an English muffin for breakfast

[@strictlyrudeinhd]

morning star takes the W for most fake meats in my opinion. They are my go to. The buffalo wings go crazy.

[@endercrafter5104]

They are but not nearly as good as field roast breakfast links imo and only a little more expensive. They're more meat like though ig

[@Dima-ASMR]

I've been vegetarian for almost four years now and I agree with this tier list. However, a thing that isn't really mentioned during this is price. A lot of these items are more expensive than their meat alternatives which I think really drives people away. Hopefully in the future they can become the same if not lower in price.

[@mburg33]

The vegetarian tax is the worst

[@hilliamwowl8750]

As a vegan, yeah I agree the prices suck, but they've gotten much better, and the quality of items, fake cheese and dairy included, in the 7+ years I've been meat free has grown exponentially. It's just the nature of capitalism though unfortunately, the price won't go down until supply is higher, which is luckily a thing that is happening as the demand is getting higher from not just more people becoming vegetarian/vegan, but the fact a lot of meat eaters are starting to enjoy the products now that they're finally getting so good. A lot of my friends still eat meat but probably only a 2 or 3 days a week now, and the majority don't drink cow's milk anymore.

[@sarahb7936]

Veggie for 5 years and I mostly agree, I like the black bean burger alright though.

[@rosie20098]

Agreed, to be fair tho these foods are extremely processed. Nothing wrong with eating it but maybe not the best for you on a daily basis

[@amancalledjoe]

Have you tried grilled watermelon? It was a thing long before fake meat and, while not having a huge nutritional value, is massively better for you than that processed garbage.

[@dani.2479]

11:57 at this point the editor knows damn well he aint getting fired

[@HeisenbergFam]

Next up Charlie should do his own meat tier list

[@Zaiden.]

I

[@ThrillsofColdplay]

@@p-__ SHUT UP

[@reaperofmemes923]

ayo 🤨📸

[@aspectreishauntingeurope]

so many bots sheesh

[@ItsTheCostanza]

I’m a real person, I eat real meat, unfortunately fast food is fake meat also

[@TheCrispyTNDRS]

Charlie is just like that one chill homeless dude that keeps coming back

[@explodingtoilet6711]

​@@p-__prove it

[@JK-9107]

​@@p-__gonna need a sample for verification

[@MixerHaven1975]

What kind of flat and bland analogy was that

[@37sddfe]

why do you have a chil homeless dude coming back, what does that even mean

[@menace2g296]

@@MixerHaven1975bro’s the Analogy Superintendent

[@cibion7123]

That Alex Jones "Soys turning the frogs gay" @18:02 by far the best moment in the video that was so underrated 😅

[@prettysparklez1195]

10:29 anyone else think Charlie just looked incredibly gorgeous and cute right here lol like dude. Hair is fantastic, cute funny pout, wtf how is he so gorgeous

[@hoovy5147]

You know the story's about to be a total banger when it starts with ''THE FIRST TIME I DID ACID''

[@lucaro2445]

16:25 The way charlie straight up vanishes after taking a bite out of that imp-whopper

[@kianasusername]

The upgraded editing on this series is so nice. Makes it easier to watch

[@ogdaniel8360]

Matt asking the real questions, “do you think your hair is blue from all the soy you’ve eaten?” 7:20

[@chlotastrophie]

Imagine Burger King’s normal beef burgers being so ass, that fake meat gets an S.

[@floreschris5574]

Beef burgers rock, I proved they are good for loosing weight and building muscle💯 that synthetic vegan crud is damn pathetic and what billy gates the villain wants us to do, he sold horribly rushed vaccines and now want people to stop consuming gold meat

[@maximusstorm1215]

Burger King must be bad in the US or something. In the UK, the burgers from Burger King are great. Sure, the chips (over here at least) are boring and crap, but the burgers are really good.

[@thescoffe]

@@maximusstorm1215chips magnificent hmm delectable, I am bri’ish hohoho *moves monocle* *fixes suit, top hat and leather shoes* *walks off with cane*

[@UnityOrbit]

I live in the US and I think Burger King’s burgers are fine. Better than mcdonalds and maybe wendys

[@FatalisReigns]

was hoping Gardein's fish filets would make it on the list. i think they actually taste really nice and not fishy at all, great texture and even better with tartar sauce and lemon

[@bloddrinkeraka]

Glad to see Charlie clone time travelled back in time 50 years🙏 Rest in peace, we all miss you 😔

[@TH3BLU333]

Whoever edited this, good job, really enjoyable video 😊

[@HoacaHuy]

I already miss him, he has gone so fast rest in peace charlie

[@Zaiden.]

I

[@DDoSmeiDareYou]

KyourS

[@lifanovl]

I don't know what brand they use, but Asian vegan restaurants always have the best fake meat. The texture and flavor are usually pretty close or even spot on.

[@crazychase98]

That's just cat bro

[@alvexas5510]

it’s often homemade

[@hilliamwowl8750]

Seitan is used in a lot of the fake meats in asian restaurants, particularly mock duck. It's literally 100% pure gluten flour but as it's kneaded and stretched it creates the fibrous texture you get from chicken, duck and slow cooked beef/pork. The shit is like magic the first time you try real good stuff, seitan revolutionised the fake poultry meat world. There's a junk food chicken place in london called temple of seitan which popularised it and now it's everywhere.

[@GRMWRLD]

TVP - Textured Vegetable Protein is what the local vegan Chinese place uses. It's so good.

[@Rise7]

vietnamese spots always do damn good, and it's because they're already great at working with tofu/soy.

[@moist666]

This was a good tier list video . Chelsey was a nice addition to the tier list . The editing was great too🧔🏻‍♀️

[@MrAlwaysRight]

No she wasn't. Stick to the original. With the bois. Not to mention soy is bad for you, proven scientifically and factually.

[@du5593]

​@@MrAlwaysRightliterally isn't, it contains phyto estrogens, while some meats, and especially dairy contain actual mammalian estrogen

[@aqilkc3448]

The part that got me is prolactin

[@Alice-gq4yp]

​@toryduda 💀 you are so pessimistic, she was a lovely addition and I hope so see her every once in a while in the video, it's a nice dynamic

[@TheErikM]

Does she have an of?

[@yovanimartinez1918]

Hearing Chelsey say that she was learning how to play commander brought me joy. I've recently got into Magic, more specifically, commander through the Warhammer 40k decks. They should have a commander episode. That's sounds like so much fun. Especially, since Charlie missed out on playing Magic with Post Malone.

[@SykeeNot]

Bro missed the u up text💔💯❤️‍🔥🪦🤦‍♂️🏡

[@bos7522]

Chelsea needs to appear in more of these, she's hilarious and they all riff off each other so well

[@flightplanstan144]

Hard disagree

[@moiklovin4374]

ratio@@flightplanstan144

[@Apoll0__]

Agreed

[@cyberklashnikov3062]

​@@Apoll0__Hard disagree

[@hinasakukimi]

@@flightplanstan144 why

[@ZachTheInsaneOne]

I love that Charlie took one bite of the Imp-whopper and immediately disappeared.

[@ludacrisbutler]

any video that opens with a good acid trip story is bound to be a banger

[@marksmanmerc1]

Fr

[@mrpickles-hb6zx]

Pretty lame story tbh.

[@RemixedYoshi]

16:33 dang the burger was so good it teleported charile to the twilight zone for a second

[@Long-cock-johnson-lll]

I thought I was the only one thinking that shit made him ascend 😂😂😂

[@KILLERDUDE5023]

16:25 that cut after eating the whopper makes it look like Charlie got raptured by how bad Burger King is in his mind.

[@gunerboss1425]

Chelsea is a good side character to have on every once in a while.

[@xXhailsatann666Xx]

Simp

[@SykeeNot]

Bros an opinionated show watcher😭

[@codyschale263]

​@@SykeeNotEat more soy products

[@SykeeNot]

@@codyschale263 impossible

[@codyschale263]

@@SykeeNot @SoykeeNob

[@echo-optics6154]

Never thought I’d see “thrown” merch in one of Charlie’s vids. Fkn awesome band that needs more recognition

[@robertwaksberg]

Chelsea looks exactly like the kind of person I would imagine to do acid and then go vegetarian because they hallucinated a pig in the fridge AND pretend that fake meat is actually good in any way

[@_ash_z]

idk man there's some pretty tasty fake meat out there

[@B-Ran_the_Man]

Chelsey is correct! The Gardean Fish Fillets are amazing! They taste exactly like fish fillets and have a great crunch!

[@Heckaroonie]

This gave me a good giggle. I just turned 50 and I stopped eating meat nearly 24 years ago for both health and ethical reasons. Never been one to push my dietary choices on others. Let me just say that when I first stopped the options were...well, there weren't any. And living in a state where BBQ is all of the four food groups, I had to get really creative, and even then, it was a struggle. Only in recent years has it finally become more mainstream and I'm not constantly being barraged with the same dumb "Mmmm, bacon!" jokes just because I dare to mention I'm vegan when trying to order food. I wish vegan options were more affordable for everyone, though. Even though I can afford to eat meatless and maintain a healthy diet, I feel it's still a privilege because of how overpriced it all is. Everyone should be able to eat they way they want and need. But, yes, vegan seafood still has a long way to go ha!

[@luigi7834]

while there is some truth that it is a priviledge--i dont think it necessarily HAS to be expensive. the processed vegan items, like the ones in this video, are expensive, but plenty of relatively cheap food is vegan. rice, beans, pasta, plain tofu, canned vegetables, etc. you can spice it up with some seasonings or sauces and make vegan / vegetarian meals fairly cheap

[@Heckaroonie]

@@luigi7834 Oh, for sure. The majority of the food I ate the first couple of decades I became vegan were meals made from the ingredients you listed, and are still main staples of my diet. What I'm mainly referring to is the "meat" options. A lot of people have a hard time cutting meat from their diets cold turkey (no pun intended), and in order to transition into a meatless diet, the best options are very costly. I try to avoid processed foods for the most part, but I do enjoy a good fake meat meal once in a while, as I still enjoy the taste without the guilt. It boggles my mind that all effort and time and money that goes into raising, feeding, watering, injecting hormones, housing, slaughtering, and butchering any animal for their meat, dairy, or eggs costs less than something made out of a few ingredients to make a fake meat patty or a chicken strip. That's my beef with the whole "financial privilege" aspect of it (pun intended).

[@nondisclosure3920]

I've been veggie for about 30 years and the vegan stuff definitely took longer to get off the ground. Even quorn had egg in it, until they brought out their vegan range, the fake chicken taste's like crap compared to the non vegan ones unfortunately.

[@psychicbyinternet]

I have a hack if anyone bakes. 1/4 cup of club soda/sparkling water is equivalent to one egg and it works for a lot of recipes like muffins, cookies, bread, etc without losing the texture benefits of real eggs. Might not work for lemon meringue pie or eggs benedict though haha.

[@VidGamer123]

Agreed. Vegan meat has improved immensely, but I wish it wasn't A. full of sodium and B. super expensive.

[@RejectHumanityReturn2Monke]

It's weird seeing Charlie tiptoe with his takes here when 99% of the time, he goes frankly ballistic.

[@joeykelly6385]

Been hoping for a tier list

[@jakvbowsky]

@OfficerBMTcorny

[@Zaiden.]

I

[@DrMantisTobboganMD]

@@Zaiden.🍅🍅🍅

[@chrissybarnes6289]

@@Zaiden.I will keep myself safe thank you

[@chrissybarnes6289]

@OfficerBMTbot

[@ssjkaryuusennin]

I love how Charlie talks about Impossible using toxic stuff and then they just proceed to eat their stuff

[@jav.3.air_]

He eats toxic stuff in basically every tier list

[@vipr1142]

Vegetarians kills animals, technically

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

People do a lot of stuff knowing it's bad and still do it. This isn't just Charlie. Lol

[@EnigmaticIguana]

Love that they gave Chelsey some serious camera time! I had a plant-based diet for over four years, and she was spot on with her input. Meat-free alternatives are an acquired taste. It's also worth noting that going into the experience with meat as the standard is an inaccurate way to go about it. We don't eat chicken expecting it to taste like turkey... it's the same idea. I'm also happy that companies are switching it up from soy products for universally understood reasons. I have no idea how people committed to the lifestyle before these alternatives ever existed. They have my respect.

[@ezlomacks6533]

I would argue that is a fault of the marketing, a lot of these products advertise themselves as not just meat substitutes, but outright replacements, and being able to create the entire experience of eating real meat.

[@EnigmaticIguana]

@@ezlomacks6533 That's a good point, though. I do find it odd that they want to make it look like it's bleeding when a good chunk of their consumers are there to avoid things like that in the first place.

[@nondisclosure3920]

I went veggie in '93, basically your choice when out in most pubs and restaurants was one of 4 options, and most only had one of these ( if they had any at all): baked potato, cannolini, lasange, penne pasta with basil and cheese. Or you were constantly offered fish, which I never understood until I realised there were loads of pescatarians going about calling themselves veggie.. still a pet pev even now

[@MidnightMarrow]

@@EnigmaticIguana It's not about it looking like it's bleeding, it's to further emulate the flavor of meat. Last I knew of it they were using heme from beets, which has a decent amount of iron and imparts a similar flavor to hemoglobin inherent to beef.

[@MrHoneuma]

I appreciate this. I'm unfortunately one of those people who contracted an alpha-gal allergy from a tick, and mammal meat/products are completely off limits. You can only do chicken/turkey so much, so I mostly eat vegan options and fish. Most are much better than anyone gives them credit for.

[@jolenepham]

Dont rely on morningstar! There are so many better options, they didnt give alt. meats the chance imo, I stopped eating morning star bc its just not as good as other brands

[@HyenaBlank]

Well, atleast nice to know it doesn't entirely lock you out of meat, as someone that prefers turkey and chicken more. Though if it's also mammal products in general.. well that's gonna be a doozy with all the stuff that's got milk in it..

[@MrHoneuma]

@@HyenaBlank not everything triggers it for everyone. I can do some dairy containing products with if they're either very low fat or processed with the assistance of a ton of lactaid, but anything high fat like cream or even just actual milk reduces me to vomiting within a few seconds. The scary thing to worry about is gelatin, since so much medication is in caps made of it. That and cross contamination. Even a tiny piece of ham or juices coming into contact with my food if they don't clean up properly can result in hours of suffering. My throat will become partially paralyzed, heart rate goes through the roof, can't speak without gagging, triggers something like a migraine, and body begins to ache painfully all over, but especially lymph nodes.

[@SykeeNot]

@MrHoneuma rest in peace bro🙏🏿💯🤦‍♂️🪦😭💀☠️⚰️⚱️‼️🚨💯🙏🏿🏡❤️‍🔥💔🕊

[@Travybear1989]

The corn dogs are legitimately as good (if not better) than most meat corn dogs and this is coming from a person who eats meat all the time. My cousin is a vegan and she made the morningstar corn dogs when I visited during a trip and they were really good, it honestly surprised me.

[@goodson91]

Charlie just introduced us to a legendary side character in the moistverse: Chelsey

[@ferron321]

01:52 Lmao at Matt. "The blue hairs come here and now we're eating soy on camera!"

[@sinclairsolutions1]

"the blue hair comes here and its the first time we've eaten soy on camera" 😂

[@iamjeffreybezos]

WHO’S BLOOD??? The people… THE PEOPLE BLOOD???

[@SarahScharnweberAuthor]

Those impossible burger patties looked HARD. I've never had one come out like that...

[@K_LeShaeya]

As someone who has to eat all of these because genetics screwed me out of digesting actual meats, I'm happy to see these get some attention and ranked! Pro tip for Impossible Burgers: Set oven to 400* F (204* C), salt and pepper on the burger, little water in the pan, then put it in for 22 minutes, flip at 11 minutes left. should reach a nice 165*F (73*C) which is perfect.

[@heckingbamboozled8097]

Beyond Burgers really do get it right. Been vegetarian for about a year now, and I made plenty of burgers before that switch. The Beyond brand ones just get so close to the real thing, the only way my family can tell the difference is when they look at the side profile - it's a bit too "square" or perfect looking where regular meat is a lot more rough around the sides. They also had a better solution to making it juicy than Impossible. Instead of trying to replicate the blood of a burger, they just add little bits of extra fat throughout it to make it juicy on the bite

[@alvexas5510]

Keep it goin brother!

[@defendtheconstitution1776]

Fake meat is the most processed food in any supermarket. Kudos to their marketing department convincing others it’s safe to eat.

[@striderwhiston9897]

@@defendtheconstitution1776 hot dogs probably come close. Processed veggies are different from processed meat though, processed veggies don't typically have the same negative effects which processed meat have

[@Eddie0102]

@@defendtheconstitution1776it’s easier to make food in a factory than it is to grow and raise it

[@TheForbidden0ne]

​@striderwhiston9897 false. That extra "fat" they add is a heaping helping of RBD oils ( RBD: Refined, Bleached, and Deodorized) which those in the industry that use that acronym know how terrible they are for you. Prior the invention of these refined oils heart disease was a rare condition and now it's the number one killer of Americans. I would not encourage anyone to eat processed meats, and even moreso for hyperprocessed imitation meats. Regardless of your diet, it's simple, eat whole real local food that is grown/raised organically.

[@Wisru]

seeing charlie’s smile sparked a gleam in my eye and a slight palpitation of the heart. my grandmother was watching as well and now she can walk again. my goodness, may charlie inspire millions once more

[@joshinjapan]

I had the same thing happen when I was on magic mushrooms at a music festival, I saw everyone eating those massive turkey legs and they started moving and convulsing and it freaked me out so much I couldn't eat it anymore lol

[@maximusstorm1215]

Mushrooms at a festival is like, the worst idea☠️

[@joshinjapan]

@@maximusstorm1215 nah man the music gets so intense it was amazing!

[@ak49]

I'll never get those vegetarians that eat meat-like food. What's the point?

[@reeegs90]

Many vegetarians and vegans liked the taste of meat before they stopped eating meat, even grew up with favourite meat dishes with friends and family. What they don't like is the death of an animal for the momentary taste. The fake meat replicates the taste and texture of foods they like, but without the dead animal. It's pretty simple

[@davidallen7053]

Satan was a "morning star" too

[@trevorharmon1]

Fake meat industry is demonic

[@goldenstryker6707]

Jesus was the one quoted in the Bible saying that he was. Revelation 22:16 “I, Jesus, have sent My angel to testify to you these things for the churches. I am the root and the descendant of David, the bright morning star.”

[@davidallen7053]

Siblings always jack each other's stuff

[@Donagh1979]

Matt is the king of talking and eating at the same time. He's like a squirrell

[@MrRcow]

Chelsea in the Thrown shirt!

[@theantitroll]

We need a whole story time of Chelsea’s first time doing acid

[@Zaiden.]

I

[@fosterrogers9066]

She made a lifelong health decision based off a psychedelic experience end of story

[@mattarby8931]

Her ugly colored hair needs explanation that's for sure

[@crazychase98]

​@@fosterrogers9066that's called a women moment

[@fosterrogers9066]

@@crazychase98 ☕️

[@ElementalLeaf]

Having a vegetarian as their friend and as part of their crew probably helped with perspective when it comes to fake meats. I know Charlie's already talked about how fake meats is the future but man fake meats and lab meats are really popping off lately.

[@Mr.X2019]

I don't see how fake meats are the future unless the world goes full dystopian and tries to force everyone to eat fake meat, bugs, etc.

[@FUNKOfilms]

The future? No thanks.

[@raistlinlove1307]

​@@FUNKOfilmsWhy not?? It's literally just helpful if it replaces how we get our meat regularly

[@Chopper140]

I’m not a vegetarian but that doesn’t mean I have to hate on their food. Some of it is actually pretty good. My belly is currently full from lamb and humus

[@VampiresAreRealGuys]

@@raistlinlove1307 guy clearly doesnt know what hes talking about and just thinks "fake" is bad

[@Diamond1234]

9:04 The look in her eyes when she sees Charlie's reaction though mood I'd be in fear too if I saw that and I still had to eat it!

[@TheDiamondCore]

Can’t believe Charlie is still uploading videos even after the fog came and devoured us all yesterday

[@Zaiden.]

I

[@TheDiamondCore]

@@Zaiden. double it and give it to the next person

[@Nightmare-pj4fg]

For fake bacon, don’t cook it until it’s crunchy. I actually prefer it more rubbery/ spongy, which happens when it is less cooked

[@TheCyanHawk.]

I'm gunna puke

[@Nightmare-pj4fg]

@@TheCyanHawk. . . . You . . . prefer your bacon to be like a chip?

[@Y2KJake]

​@Nightmare-pj4fg depends on what I'm cooking it with

[@christopherdavis5589]

@@Nightmare-pj4fg I prefer my bacon to have the texture of cooked bacon.

[@Nightmare-pj4fg]

@@christopherdavis5589 I don’t know what that is as I’ve never had bacon.

[@RexGunderson]

Nobody... Chelsey: "ᴴᴱ ᴴᴱ ᴴᴱ ᴴᴱ"

[@shro0omie]

I'm like that lizard laughing meme

[@AJvsEverything]

Fun Fact: The Impossible Whopper is a different "burger" made specifically for Burger King through a partnership to mimic their existing Whopper beef patty, so it's different than the regular Impossible burger patties you get from the store...

[@AJvsEverything]

Secondary Fun Fact: The phytoestrogen in soy does not react in the human body in any way like estrogen does, it has absolutely no measurable effect on male or female estrogen levels (and, yes, men produce estrogen naturally as part of their normal hormone production)

[@AJvsEverything]

Bonus Fun Fact: I now have a massive crush on Chelsey...such a great personality and beautiful eyes...

[@sirdinkus6537]

Appropriate that a video about ingesting copious amounts of soy was sponsored by Opera GX. They definitely know their user base.

[@draw4kicks]

Lmao the "soy bad" crowd in these comments are gonna be hilarious. Off to a strong start with this guy

[@sirdinkus6537]

@@draw4kicks You probably use Opera GX.

[@draw4kicks]

@@sirdinkus6537 Nah but I eat fucking loads of soy

[@jondough76]

Chelsey has such a great laugh

[@Dr_Ainz]

The opening story is quite possibly the best reason I've ever heard for someone going vegetarian/vegan.

[@Hades1100]

Nah it's pretty fuckin stupid

[@devvyas6751]

i mean the reason to not hurt animals needless is good enough for anyone but her vegan awakening, if you will, is definitely traumatic haha

[@613-shadow9]

i'd say its the worst reason. don't do drugs kids!

[@corbeaudejugement]

​@@613-shadow9eh, maybe once or twice to see if you like it.

[@Robo-xk4jm]

@@613-shadow9 so kill more animals to do less drugs that are just gonna be sold to someone else to consume?

[@xenadavira]

i grew up vegetarian, seeing all of my childhood staples get good ratings instead of being ridiculed and called disgusting healed a part of my inner child i didn’t know was there lol

[@cjhoward375]

I’m not vegan and always crack jokes at it, but genuinely good for you lol. It’s nice to hear idk why I’m sayin this tho😭

[@ShockingPikachu]

I'm just gonna say it's because a lot of them do very much taste like shit 😅

[@xenadavira]

@@ShockingPikachu this chick said gardien was good… that was sure a take!

[@rinna6575]

For the most part I agree Gardien is pretty eh, but I like their mandarin orange chicken.

[@GeorgeLowery276]

Chelsey got a tier list faster than Matt did lmao

[@fommert]

more chelsey please i love her

[@samwhiston4657]

official petition to have Chelsey in more tier list videos

[@zachiy1180]

yo shoutout to chelsea repping the thrown merch! i didnt know she was a fan of metal, thrown is awesome!

[@sstinger9480]

Pretty sure the rice in the black bean burgers is to help bind it together, that’s how I make them at home

[@MathiasDSmith]

Respect for the Thrown shirt

[@JosiahBradley]

I really enjoyed all three of these together. It's like all the normal positive energy cubed.

[@enk335]

Vegetarian here. Some fake meat is shit, some fake meat is awesome. Also love Chelsea's hair, mine's kinda similar

[@BearManPiggy]

This is not the type of meat i was expecting

[@BearManPiggy]

Didn't ask. Your a bot 😂😌

[@Zaiden.]

I

[@ShadeAstray]

Chelsea wearing a Thrown shirt 🤘

[@zooks8062]

Love that each of them got their own board for rating

[@user-rs8sp7wh6b]

Shoutout to the Thrown shirt!

[@twocanr6136]

I love how tier lists have just become friends eating food

[@Empty_Moment]

Chelsea has a fantastic genuine laughter. It's contagious

[@teaman1275]

We all known Charles' meat is SSS tier

[@Hii-nk8tp]

But his is real 😩😩😩😩

[@Kool-AidDealer]

chelsey is a nice contrast in the digestion dojo hopefully shes on more of these

[@TyDieMusic]

Ayye i see that THROWN shirt! Just saw them in Houston!

[@pitbull8199]

Chelsea collab isn't something I expected but am damn glad we got it! She's coming for spicy Matt's throne! Woo yeah brother 💪

[@wisconsinbadger5948]

She’s not going to fuck you. Stop the glazing

[@pepper3244]

respect for the thrown tshirt, chelsea

[@steffimaier7297]

Best vegan Burger I had was at an independent Burger place in Germany. I like that they didn't try to imitate meat and did it their own way. Was so far the best veggie Burger I have had. Also would love to see Charlie testing some vegan cheeses! 😂

[@sarahmellinger3335]

ya my favorite vegitarian burger has to be a portabelo with cheese don't need fake meat, need good plants

[@themollymelon]

The best vegan cheeses are made of cashews in my opinion. We have a brand here in Sweden called Casheury. They are 🤌🏼🤌🏼😊

[@2GoatsInATrenchCoat]

yeah, I actually like the black bean burger because I'm a Big Time Bean Lover™️ and idgaf that it tastes nothing like meat. I love beans and I love corn. I also like the texture of the occasional pieces of rice. it's like wild rice sprinkled through your stuffing.

[@gueswho8815]

I wish she would be in more videos. She is so chill and also a sick thrown t-shirt. At least i hope its from the metal band xD