fake minecraft speedruns be like

[@jettypasghetti295]

Dan vs. water was literally one of the best fights i’ve ever seen. Definitely going down in the top 10 fights ever in minecraft history

[@thisisrex1676]

The fighting choreography was so realistic.

[@mariebelasturiano3904]

Yea this most comment has to have 90k likes

[@spectralglory6920]

even better than dream vs techno

[@alpha00z26]

the floating grass

[@dibs6462]

A?

[@masonescober1772]

A fake speed runners best weapon: “It must be a new update.”

[@kaiwasneverhere9399]

real*

[@Aaren_J1029]

Lol

[@justice1780]

😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@jdu8146]

What do you mean this is real

[@kettlepotcorporations3891]

People say the speedrun was faked, but the speedrun made the people fake. That means this is real

[@shadowlight4605]

*LOL*

[@shivamparikh1461]

200iq

[@fightinganimations1597]

@@shivamparikh1461 10000iq*

[@biogene9297]

nah 1000000000iq

[@Bluedog3000]

YES

[@brebisreal]

Never ask: A man his salary A woman her age Dan how fast he can speedrun minecraft.

[@unlisted5474]

Me: how im so dumb when im not ur just a idiot

[@low_bo]

If the speedrun is technically cheats enabled this is legitimate lol.

[@gaborugaboru931]

The,/setblock end portal, /kill @e [type enderdragon].and win,sorry for command being wrong,i dont use thn that much

[@Boxy3008]

They literally used /give

[@toprakaydogmus977]

idts

[@OllieLFC1]

The perfect minecraft series doesn’t exi-

[@rederic7192]

granted he still lost for taking 17 minutes

[@aethermiss8636]

Kinda makes me restless, the fact that he doesnt find the floating vilager that lets you trade 1 dirt with the credit screen

[@shron4872]

*triggered noises*

[@AustinSlayer227]

I’ll admit, when he turned all his iron to shears, I laughed internally

[@triieoofies4699]

Truee

[@Linda-cw3jg]

i cried

[@JRonmusic]

The fact that he destroyed the berries with his fist when he had like a bpihfdbsdbzillion shears was driving me crazy

[@poptartsweet4153]

Wait.... yo7 can collect sweet berries with shears..........

[@maxdukhovskoy1406]

"I'm the next Dreeeeaaam!" *Proceeds to make bird sounds*

[@AustPro]

1:10 nothing happened here I’m just time stamping it

[@ingag2154]

Iron golem dies

[@propanescripts]

1:10 nothing happened here I’m just time stamping it

[@depdog1968]

4:20 something is here! It’s weed

[@yotengo2807]

@@depdog1968 13:37

[@drfartuzbekipolusils]

13:37

[@cake4494]

That moment when he crafted like 20 shears... that really got me good.

[@UjiJamalh]

"not bad not bad not bad not bad" - Dan, 2020

[@pepearown4968]

This is clearly fake. He called the Ender Dragon a he.

[@shron4872]

Ye the ender dragon is a it

[@kaos348]

its supposed to be fake

[@Jesty.r]

@@shron4872 no. It’s a she

[@shron4872]

@@Jesty.r no it’s a dragon

[@Jesty.r]

@@shron4872 so?

[@Floopdoodle1205]

"I heard I heard that wood actually can light up if..... i-i-i-i if if it is on fire so... so... what it is we we are going to get" *SPEECH 100*

[@shron4872]

Lel

[@oliverolson2766]

This is so fake *he snuck some extra bread into his inventory*

[@Keagen804]

Dream's been silent ever since this vid dropped

[@pretendthisisaoriginalname6284]

fake he didn't find a chest with end portals and eye of ender with a full netherite set

[@ZenithAccount]

Who knows, the premiere is about to start. He might find 'em.

[@pretendthisisaoriginalname6284]

@@ZenithAccount lol

[@Matthew-0619]

Lets wait for someone to get woooshed

[@bruhlol6861]

@@Matthew-0619 your fake Read more

[@Matthew-0619]

@@bruhlol6861 read more trick doesn't work

[@aris1373]

Just a note, the bread didnt came from nowhere, its from a new update the quick update, the villager tried sharing bread to another villager but u got it, and You should just break the wood in the diamond tree, it would fall and give netherite tools and armor, its all part of the quick update

[@chloewang469]

I was watching this vid, but then I noticed I wasn't on mute in class ;-;

[@acactuss4518]

Next fake speed run I accedentally defeated the ender dragon

[@gtggyhjgg3913]

Dude it’s not fake

[@charmesean]

@Nvidia RTX2080ti Bruh its a joke

[@charmesean]

@Nvidia RTX2080ti How dum are you?

[@sahave5042]

@Nvidia RTX2080ti How is that not obvious

[@sahave5042]

@Nvidia RTX2080ti yes like you said it is obvious that it was a joke

[@jeffrey3144]

Just sayin that I was here during the premiere. *I would say that that’s **_POGGERS_*

[@goatgaming1594]

I was there too

[@bruhlol6861]

@@goatgaming1594 same Read more

[@user-dh8oi2mk4f]

@@bruhlol6861 bruh, you got me

[@Quipie]

@@bruhlol6861 hah, didnt get me : )

[@shron4872]

@@bruhlol6861 didnt get me

[@benedicthubert6973]

"Okay but why is there so much coal? I don't want coal anymore." Seconds later... "IS THAT COAL? YO GUYS I FOUND COAL!"

[@pirategamer9269]

The speed he got when he drank tge speed portion was driving me totally nuts

[@thethunderstone3072]

Me and my little brother were playing minecraft. When he chucked emeralds into some cauldrons and asked why, he showed me this. He's a f*ing genius.

[@infernal9505]

you don't know it yet, but hes the next Einstein

[@bladecodmyt1002]

Nobody: Dan: does a speed run without a timer

[@CPGAG]

Imagine submitting this to the minecraft speedrun

[@minerdead]

We all know this is fake. The new update makes it so we spawn in the end with the ender dragon at 1 hp!

[@kitzy3525]

This must be a new update! -Every Fake Speedrunner.

[@WashingMachine.]

i dont know why people say this is fake. people dont see that this is just a really good playing person like check your eyes bro.

[@JdriiMrow]

"And that will conclude our bedwars let's play" I laughed so much at that part

[@baddcat]

Good run overall but you could have recoded the game while playing to kill the ender dragon faster. 9/10

[@erenjeager8806]

Agreed, these noobs with lucky seeds are ruining the leaderboards.

[@jimmymgee5501]

Please tell me you two know this is a joke

[@IDrankVinegar]

me trying to sleep: my friend watching this at max volume at 2am:

[@Maddog-eo9ud]

Dream vs Technoblade? no Dan vs water!

[@dox3099]

I like how he's an entire saga trying to get arrows

[@magdelinajoseph2229]

0:58 don't close your eyes

[@nonamelegend8257]

Iron golem: uses 4 iron blocks and 1 pumpkin to craft Also iron golem: drops 5 iron blocks IRON BLOCK=PUMPKIN

[@The-blackghost36]

where is the starting chest with full netherite armor and grear and portal frames and eye of enders?

[@sibutufarthestsouth9115]

Seems legit 100% not fake

[@justtiri]

from the end to the desert not bad not bad

[@crabby4911]

"i think trees give us paper" I mean... Hes right

[@kierancobb8646]

Bro I dont see anything fake in this video wym... 100 percent legit new world record

[@shron4872]

*T R I G G E R E D*

[@miguelhuezado6486]

2:23 Michael is a 17 years old presenting to the emergency room...

[@davidanaya4574]

The diamond tree lol

[@drenivitvitskiji1395]

I forgot this was even about speedruns and thought it was "fake minecraft playthroughs"

[@panduzzle8964]

Fake, not every tree was diamond 😴🥱🙄

[@Nathan_Isabella]

“Ooh a diamond tree! New 1.16 update!” 1.16 update: “NEW NETHERITE AND NEW NETHER BIOMES!!! WITH A SERIES OF NEW BLOCKS!!!”

[@bloodlust_9890]

I like the part where he speedruns

[@obtuse_cupcake6751]

I like the part where he jump over things

[@josiahfredericks2990]

He must have thought “Ok how many deaths do I want in this vid” “*YES*” “How many screams do i want?” *OVER 9000*

[@theduck9591]

This is so fake, blazes spawn in the end, not the overworld

[@Grandpa...]

@@ethanong9585 your the idiot, he’s litteraly joking about that

[@mistubishipi]

@@ethanong9585 this reply is a joke , right.

[@Sunnshinne]

I love how when there is something very very good, he says, “Not bad,not bad.” He says it like it could be better LOL

[@jawado-ic9qt]

This is fake he did not find a super golem and got full netherite armor for killing it

[@newbysnake7094]

It's A joke

[@imawesomeisaac]

@@newbysnake7094 do you understand the joke that the comment made

[@newbysnake7094]

@@imawesomeisaacI put that there be I hoped someone would fall for the joke and I could be ahead, didn't happen sadly.

[@joshuan8007]

when he shift clicked the iron into all shears i died LMFAO

[@dqrk6003]

from a netherite tree to a diamond tree? pffttttttttttttt............ what a downgrade... can't even get a tree with Notch's face, but when you zoom into his nose, there will be a dream... zoom in that about 1,000 pixels and there will be a billion netherite that will have a picture of a pickaxe, but in that pickaxe there will be a book and the first page of the book is.... We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[@infernal9505]

the amount of dedication he put into dis comment tho

[@Alex-ou7lv]

0:21 everyone: seeing the water Me: hold up flying grass

[@IIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIlIlIlll]

Dude its a glich every one have that in their world

[@acemator569]

guys this speedrun is fake! the diamond tree is a paid actor!!

[@ArilFamella]

bro look at the title

[@acemator569]

@@ArilFamella yeah ik that was a joke, ya got a sense of humor my dude?

[@Lucio__]

The iron golem failed attempt you only see for a sec gives me so much happiness

[@shadowlight4605]

What Is Ga!ers Favourite Fish: cOd

[@noetix]

I have seen this video 10 times already and it still makes me laugh. I love the part where he puts the hay bale to reduce the fall damage and literally ten seconds later he says oh I need hay bale, I heard they're good for bread

[@DZNRBX]

This is the amount of time "dream" died I I V

[@capcorn7872]

Brrrrr

[@junkerju8750]

"Dream music please" The creator of the music: *intensified screaming*

[@Felix-sb5wp]

How is this comment here 1 day early? Answer: I am time traveling :)

[@account_advanced]

Noob, it was 20 minutes later

[@Mars49237]

I didnt get the joke

[@roninalpha1285]

That is a really bad joke. It also doesn't make sense.

[@Felix-sb5wp]

Thats.... Not very nice

[@farazalsyahbani7850]

@@Felix-sb5wp i didn't get the joke

[@zach-tg9ug]

Everyone knows this is fake.Golem gives full netherite armor with enchantment smh

[@Red-ot2zw]

Ender dragon: *Spawns in Overworld* Dan: *mUsT bE tHe nEw uPdAte*

[@sethc9898]

guys i think he cheeted

[@MESYETI]

no hatter! 1!1!1!1!

[@QuackVX]

How darw you

[@sethc9898]

ok nerds

[@MESYETI]

@@sethc9898 hey at least I graduated pre-school

[@howdoinamemychannel6767]

Nobody tell him

[@gottalivehappy]

Love the fact that he’s not eating any food even though he has no excuse to not

[@1nill2]

So obviously fake, the Diamond tree’s trunk wasn’t made out of iron, smh fake your speed runs better

[@casonwhedon6760]

Look at the title, fake speed run

[@user-dh8oi2mk4f]

@@casonwhedon6760 r/whoooosh

[@orangerthings8234]

imagine submitting this to the leaderboards and making the moderators having to lose braincells watching this

[@-whalen4487]

OrangerThings shut up you obese child

[@astrosile]

Wdym this is real Read More

[@astrosile]

Did I get you?

[@stabbingswyd]

Yes lol😂😂😂

[@stabbingswyd]

I was confused because it said read more and I clicked it and it did nothing

[@LilGabbie]

I unironically enjoy how he pretends that if you do a random thing a new random thing will happen (when it shouldnt) examples: putting emeralds in cauldrons and saying it will make potions in a while. placing dandelions and saying there will be no more dragons. please more of that

[@benjiverse6969]

Can’t wait till he speed runs when the Caves and Cliffs update is out.....

[@siley-di9ud]

5 seconds earlier: Why are there so much coal I don't need coal anymore. 5 seconds later: OMG COAL WE CAN USE COAL TO SMELL IRON.

[@FidgetBoss4000]

Netflix: are you still watching? Someone's daughter: 0:58

[@hydracooki311]

Minecraft speed runner more like cut their video in perfect timing

[@ZenithAccount]

If only other speedrunners played in this *new version*

[@mk-jb7xs]

"How much are you going to milk this meme" Dan: *yes*

[@couk1es151]

I regret using earphones right now

[@RvaEight]

Fake speedruners: I am next dream Me thinking: you are next in naughty list

[@cosmicisverysigma]

Me thinking: Its a fucking joke

[@Jesty.r]

0:23 fake: floating grass

[@hiddentreasure2161]

Tbf, Paper really should be craftable from wood, as it is where most of our paper comes from

[@universesreincarnateduub7386]

What song is that u played at 6:15

[@dc3608]

Dan vs water was the battle of the century--I agree, Jetty. Better than any prominent yter vs each other in the entirety of history

[@corpsewrld5955]

How fake, there should be a complete nether portal in your spawn with a village.

[@kentgamingminecraft5215]

0:18 is anyone gonna talk about the floating grass?

[@nickstabz8755]

I love these types of youtubers LOL

[@A_Little_JJelly]

Dan: Oh Haystack these are perfect for bread. Me: Wait you threw your bread away before... Bread: WHY ME?!?!???!?!?!? Me: Ok this is dumb

[@aviatorjames512]

I like how he’s trying to act fake but he’s still dream in some parts

[@kfirlevi8190]

A fake speedrun takes more time than a real speedrun 😂😂

[@jokeyweeb4381]

This triggered me so much when you made like 20 shears

[@DOOMHYDRA9999]

Can we take a moment to realize that this video is longer then the world record speed run?

[@capybara7071]

Plot twist: there was flying grass at that water

[@dc3608]

"That will conclude our bedwars lets play"

[@Clickscap]

He does that technoblade EH perfectly

[@jaedonlombela341]

Dan: Yo is that COAL, guys we found CO Me:Hold up 👌

[@jaycunnings6201]

The way he just showed us him typing in the command to give ems

[@shroomy_]

This video in a nutshell MLG!!! (for literally no reason lol) AHHHHH!! EHH!! Not bad not bad not bad I uh- I heard , thatt _______

[@blazingmemer1924]

Fake. There was no rick roll meme when he was almost about to finish the game.

[@viciousdog-pg7nc]

This is obviously fake, the iron golem drops 6 blocks

[@user-dh8oi2mk4f]

Hopefully you’re joking, because I can’t tell

[@pedropedrohan102]

@@user-dh8oi2mk4f he is joking

[@viciousdog-pg7nc]

Yes I am joking

[@nice2398]

People: “ this is so fake” me: that’s the point

[@sugarmandeka4628]

Tbh I've never seen a real fake speedrunners like this

[@Alejandro-bp6do]

this is the longest speedrun i've ever watched not sure if it's record tho...