DEFENDING my most questionable fictional crushes (a presentation)

[@Faline_San]

Pee

[@BananaPudding_]

Poo

[@axo3388]

Pp

[@jiayiyi]

Peepeefart

[@ishtig-n8z]

Apple juice 👍🏼

[@lorettatoocool]

Poo

[@floraeuphoria]

Faline freaking out about the map from Dora having a son is hilarious

[@rogue-l6k]

Addams*

[@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63]

Map is a dilf 🥰

[@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63]

@azien’s trainwreck 🤭

[@purpleblah2]

Why is she so mad the Map didn’t save himself for her for decades

[@spiritualnekohime]

His "son" is his nephew, so he's still up for grabs

[@cramerfloro5936]

This went from "I'm not a furry" to "Maybe I am a furry?" To "Am I a sadist furry?" In less than 15 minutes. Faline out there speedrunning this shit!

[@TopEye64]

This took me 2 months, she took 15 minutes

[@Crow_Is_My_Pookie]

My three embarrassing childhood crushes were turner, Felipe and rusty from handy Manny when I was 4

[@theyretheirandthere]

12:48 “Maybe I am a furry?..”

[@Limestone707]

bro went trhough the five stages of grief of being a furry

[@AV3RAG3P1MP-]

13:58 "Am i a sadist furry?"

[@Shoemakerssjkssj]

When your first crushes are lightning McQueen and nick Wilde your opinions are valid

[@S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet]

Nick Wilde, I understand because he awoke something in a lot of people….BUT LIGHTNING MCQUEEN???

[@carat_light]

@@S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet Lightning McQueen is the peak of male character design

[@notcheikh]

homie your telling me you get wet FROM A CAR?? ight im out

[@FunkyTheMask]

I have crushes on minecraft enderman and ink demon bendy, but I have never had a crush on nick wilde.

[@S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet]

@BlackLightAngel listen if you told me you fell for the fanart..completely understandable… BUT LITERAL BLOCKS?? 😧

[@aforgottenreality68]

Highlyyy offended that Map is being falsely accused of having a son when he doesn’t. It’s his nephew 😭😭

[@_alternianIdiot]

that’s a new sentence

[@rainbowsparkle5775]

Your right actually 😭 it's a real thing in the lore

[@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754]

How does a paper have siblings?

[@perfectheart7010]

He has _siblings??_

[@aforgottenreality68]

@@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 they’re from the same tree or something idk😭😭

[@siennahartle9069]

Faline: “I’m not mentally ill” Also Faline: Proceeds to describe how she kidnapped and imprisoned a sentient being so she could voyeuristically observe it’s every move and then condition it into seeing her as it’s only source of safety

[@karrinerose6387]

Well when you put it like that

[@gwiazdapolarna_]

stockholm syndrome on an Enderman 💀

[@gigachad.-]

You mean catching an ant, putting it in a box, and feeding it?

[@SqwimpyTF]

@@gigachad.- Endermen literally speak 💀

[@tulognaako]

so in short words, kidnapping, yandere tendencies, and manipulation. 😋

[@aditi4349]

closest thing we will get to world peace is collectively having the most questionable fictional crushes

[@Justarandomwierdo]

This many likes and no replies and no reply Here’s one

[@lxvrrbxy]

legit, some of my 1st crushes were robot boy from the cartoon; robot boy and kiara from lion king 2 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@kaya4732]

@@lxvrrbxySTFUUU I HAD A CRUSH ON KOVU

[@lxvrrbxy]

@@kaya4732 NAHHHH ME TOO BUT I PREFERRED KIARA FOR SOME REASON

[@MossyMoht]

Hahaha no I have no crushes, I can laugh at you all now ehehehe

[@whatuser9802]

I have a feeling faline is gonna have a field day watching "the bad guys" 💀 Edit: Oh hey Zootopia 2 is in the works rn

[@akoiii]

OMG WOLF AND DIANE R THE REASON I REWATCH EVERYDAY 😍😍😍

[@nadaxx_]

omg actually

[@anushadanadamani284]

YOOOO YESSS

[@grayce222]

oml i can see this

[@ashig4520]

The wolf is just..

[@the-emo-demigod]

and i thought my crushes were embarrassing. here is falinesan admitting to having a crush on a literal hand, map, enderman, fox and TRIANGLE 💀💀 edit: it turns out, people actually find bill cipher attractive, my reply section is hilarious 😂

[@ARCHIVED9610]

the triangle tho

[@ChalkEater9000]

don't do billy boy dirty like that, man :(

[@ARCHIVED9610]

the triangle is better than me having a crush on olly from Paper mario the origami king- i will not explain

[@thatprettygirlrikka6690]

The enderman tho✨ He’s so you know?

[@willwouldnot]

ok but the triangle isn't that unreasonable

[@alura4815]

Having a crush on enderman, perfectly reasonable. He's an emo guy who is scared of water and is afraid of being looked at. Just a shy lil guy who probably has issues and a dramatic backstory

[@Reiiven]

I love Enderman so much, that one was so valid

[@bananasplitlady3045]

I had a crush on Mighty Mouse when I was little, and I left prizes for him in my room, in the hopes that Mighty Mouse would come to take the treasures and I could capture him and he'd get Stockholm syndrome, so I can relate to her

[@Followthecat893]

@@bananasplitlady3045Do you need help?

[@bananasplitlady3045]

@@Followthecat893 yes please

[@sunnizhang7186]

@@Reiiven Pretty sure that sounds familiar--- oh- Ranboo

[@FlipTheBard]

Moral of story: Faline's crushes are witty, powerful, self-confident characters.

[@aaalol886]

including the map 👍

[@T4mmyir3]

Is it weird to relate to her comments about most of her crushes I felt like she was describing me a little bit 🥸😬😦😀

[@CasualSunGod42]

ender man

[@VashdaCrash]

Except for the last one. He was a wreck, wasn't he?

[@petrichorpse]

cocky, arrogant, often with some kind of non-human element

[@raydar2877]

"Yes my taste in women is sunshine and rainbows and my taste in men is ❓️😟" is probably the most relatable thing said by anyone.

[@mynameis7700]

Mine is the opposite with the exception of Orochimaru and Lee Yut Lung

[@Mallyjams]

as someone who hasn’t experienced a single ounce of romantic feelings towards anyone or anything, this was an experience alright

[@CatKingLuna]

very

[@april8504]

aroace gang

[@heartsfornwjns]

i don't think i'm aroace but i haven't had a crush yet and same, watching this was wild for me

[@lexy4283]

I just find it funny that young Fal didn't tell her friends her crush was the map Not because she thought it was akward or something, but because she thought their crushes were also the map. THAT GOT ME SO HARD I-

[@envinyatar5011]

I'm sorry that got you 'so hard'?

[@JTheNobody]

I think they meant they were laughing so hard. Not the other thing. (Idk the prounouns)

[@Lazy_.Lavender]

@@JTheNobodyyeah…they were making a joke…

[@Xeroisazero]

​@@envinyatar5011LOL I ALSO THOUGHT ABOUT THE SAME THING- pfftt-- but I know that they meant they were laughing too hard and not "that".

[@1233006neetu]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS THINKING SOMETHING FILTHY- I meant clean..

[@winterx2348]

your taste in fictional men is "emotionally and/or physically unavailable" and i can relate to that

[@rinyaskyline]

The way you just casually skipped over Raven from Teen Titans despite us all seeing her on the computer was hilarious.

[@fahrenheit2101]

I didn't even watch the show and still crushed on her. She's a very easy character to crush on.

[@Inktron]

Lmao I caught that too and thought “good taste” but then she never appeared!

[@ShinzoTheFox]

Where?

[@topbottomswitch]

Time?

[@koiifsh]

i thought i was the only one who saw lol

[@yumixxxx4984]

Love how he tried to manipulate the enderman when he was 10 💀

[@chrissyj_]

fal actually prefers using he/him pronouns!

[@yumixxxx4984]

@@chrissyj_ oh okay thank you for correct me I didn’t know

[@chrissyj_]

of course! thank you for being so accepting!@@yumixxxx4984

[@chrissyj_]

@@yumixxxx4984 no problem! thanks for being so accepting :)

[@doombringer1903]

Ranboo : 👁️👄👁️

[@Crystre]

“He’s a pathetic twink” That sums up half my fictional crushes and myself

[@tetetenshi]

my kind of guy tbh

[@koiifsh]

as a pathetic twink myself, i can't help but feel represented and flattered by the amount of people who say they like people of my kind

[@JeanneMyBeloved]

I am a pathetic twink aswell , my boyfriend likes the twink femboy part , although he would throw me straight to the moon for calling myself pathethic again-

[@koiifsh]

@@JeanneMyBeloved ooh shoto pfp

[@JeanneMyBeloved]

@@koiifsh Yesss :33

[@ayapie4687]

tbh i had a crush on the enderman too- i’d research all of their lore and language to find out more… now i’m confused if it was species envy or attraction 💀

[@tarungargeya]

WHAT HOW

[@dndjndksnsjebe1671]

Same it was my first crush 😅

[@gemmonade_]

SAME DHDJSJ

[@aimeebintang]

This comment Made me question the last sentence now

[@JayceeTheWeird]

Real-

[@rayaaj3542]

true definition of " I prefer personality ".

[@offbrandsprite]

Faline: I’m not mentally I’ll. Also Faline: explains how she has or had a crush on a map, a furry, a dark being, a hand, a glowing triangle with hands and legs, and a chicken, **

[@vivaangulati4613]

*he

[@Bleh_B]

Faline going through 5 stages of grief: Denial: 5:24 Anger: 5:42 Bargaining: 5:27 Depression: 12:11 And acceptance: 12:44 edit: thank you for liking my comment that i made with no thought in mind. Im glad everyone enjoyed this very good documentary that i made in trying to prove he “is in fact not a furry but accepts in the end” but in the matter of a few minutes we can see that he was infact a furry.

[@roierandelman]

underrated comment

[@hhhhearts]

LMFAOAOAOO YOU DID NOT

[@staeriix]

LMAOO

[@PeachJaguar7597]

Let me introduce to you a sixth one... REVENGE

[@pinkbazooka]

HELP YOU REALLY DIDNT-

[@Low_on_nothing]

When Faline mentioned triangle and Tumblr within two sentences I sadly knew immediately where it was going. I spent WAY too much time on… uh… you know, we all sadly do

[@agentmothman]

FOR REAL

[@brooklyngrace1576]

Nah I haven't been on... you know... in a long time, it's liberating tbh

[@gemmonade_]

me too 😔

[@vissersixty-nine6246]

i legit expected it to be komaeda. which ngl i would respect a little more than bill

[@Klint_0818]

Nah nah the FANART , they draw him as a human-

[@aisayuu]

faline:im not a furry also faline:*show us 5 of her crushes none of them are human*

[@Andyatl2002]

Clearly a monster fucker though

[@Inktron]

Wait but Jack Frost and Elsa were human

[@penguin22penguin22]

Furry doesn't mean non-human are you dumb?

[@-sleepdeprivedking-1977]

@@doingyourmommp3novirus Nah. If someone were to be a furry, it’s not required for them to have one. They could just have an interest in anthros or animals.

[@-sleepdeprivedking-1977]

@@doingyourmommp3novirus Alright.

[@jacobbaird1180]

Bill was a respectable crush, I mean he’s a psychopath and awful but he’s also fascinating

[@that_one_sanrio_fan]

True

[@Shroom-y8r]

*HOWDIDYOUREADMYMIND*

[@candacew2437]

diary of a wimpy kid being one of the books holding up the laptop really adds to the whole presentation

[@Tesseract.]

This has given me the idea to collect my friends, have us all make horrific presentations of our embarrassing past and present crushes, and like an Ace Attorney trial, try to defend ourselves as each slide gets worse and worse. Thank you, you absolute simping madman.

[@akari8347]

I’d have to defend a fucking peacock that committed mass genocide if this happened to me and my friends- Pretty sure most of us would be screwed

[@aspwillow]

judging by your usename, it would be interesting

[@anonymouslyfamous1]

@@aspwillow HELPPPPP NO CAUSE MY LOKI PHASE WAS HORRENDOUS

[@Tesseract.]

@@aspwillow Ironically enough I’m not attracted to Loki at all

[@joghissing4634]

Omg sameee

[@skskw]

I can never tell whether my Nick Wilde crush is my furry awakening or exception

[@williamatkin707]

i think disney meant it for us all

[@Nella_nova]

exception trust me

[@gwiazdapolarna_]

it depends if you like him for being an animal or something else

[@ZsixeL4]

tbh idk

[@KEBJD]

awakening yeah

[@galacticpotato607]

when i was in kindergarten i brought for show & tell . . an ENTIRE presentation about how 5 yr old me was gonna marry astro boy lmao, science fair board, coloring book drawings my grandma printed out for me. ohh, the deep confusion of the teacher that day. . **Priceless**

[@Bella_oo0]

I could never live that down

[@mylastbraincell_58]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@emilysspam]

Faline: “im not mentally ill” Also Faline: *Owns girl in pieces*

[@willwouldnot]

girl in pieces being the secret signal for mentally ill people

[@argentphoenix11]

You'd be sad because Lord Shen is already taken. A guy in the Lord Shen fandom called TheGreatestShenFan literally married him, and had Dreamworks (The guys who made the film) attend the marriage. He even got an official certificate from them and everything.

[@genderfluidlygay7146]

AYO WHAT

[@morgaena3313]

I mean… at least he went after his dreams 😂

[@Andyatl2002]

The peacock guy who committed genocide and single-handedly caused his own demise in a self fulfilling prophecy?

[@argentphoenix11]

@@Andyatl2002 Exactly

[@axolotdraws9946]

Kinda like the guy who married Miku but a lot more questionable

[@aishahthecat6732]

Being 10 is not an excuse, for spending half an hour grooming an enderman

[@AletheSnail7]

THE SATIRE AGSHSJS- 😭

[@AngelicXiaoxiiu]

I JUST REALIZED THAT LMAFO- 💀

[@jelowo9877]

she actually pulled the im literally a minor and neurodivergent 😂

[@sundaddy1077]

Um, im literally neurodivergent AND a minor!!!

[@daeatalaeafafaaaliebtdich4524]

I was curious if she knew about Ranboo... XD

[@alaxooz]

THE WAY MY SMILE WENT AWAY WHEN SHE SAID “it’s not Diego” IN THE DORA PART 😭

[@oDerps]

When you started talking about Wednesday, the whole time I was going "Please don't be Thing, please don't be Thing, please don't be Thin-" He does radiate main character energy tho

[@tubebrocoli]

@ꕥSun shineꕥ I thought it was going to be cousin itt before they revealed it was thing

[@mairasann]

NO FUCKING WAY I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD A CRUSH ON DORA'S MAP, THANK YOU FALINE FOR EXISTING ILY

[@arwen3729]

SAME I SAW IT AND I JUST DIED ASADFJAKDF

[@sketchingchan]

HUH ?????

[@Mary.sLb3]

WHA

[@daryissaplayz2312]

I had a kiddie "crush" on Diego. What were y'all on?

[@crystalsuzuhara]

I had a crush on swiper soooooo

[@justinmak37]

Edit: Now nobody knows what I said to get so many likes

[@that_gaystan]

please-

[@noodlesandwich2945]

*scared enderman noises*

[@Noi_Koifish]

If a furry is someone that likes animals with human personalitys, and humans in general are technically animals so rly if u like humans then ur a furry But not rly obvi

[@axolotdraws9946]

🧝🏻‍♀️

[@Kr4nxIoe]

@@Noi_Koifishno a furry is someone who is interested in animals with human body parts example someone likes the show bluey

[@violetana6969]

i love watching people try to explain themselves on crushes when im an aromantic. because for me im like "..hoW DO YOU FIND THESE THINGS ATTRACTIVE?" and that makes it so much funnier

[@HiIAmSpirit1]

The moment he said he would introduce a video game character, my weird mind went to Steve. As he talked about Link and Princess Peach, I thought, "Actually, what kind of person- even Faline- would like a bunch of blocks painted to somewhat resemble a human? And what would Steve look like if he was human, anyways? And what would all the other mobs look like?" And then my jaw dropped

[@Nella_nova]

yes same

[@Ugly-Pidgeon]

I thought he was going to say he had a crush on a creeper, which in my opinion, is the only correct choice

[@inestabilidad]

I thought he was gonna say he liked Sonic 💀

[@MarchieHare]

@Philippa Morrissey Nah they use all pronouns but prefer he/him

[@MarchieHare]

@Philippa Morrissey its cool ^^

[@riban3768]

When she said, "But have you considered, just a triangle" My brain was hit by a Mac-Truck of nostalgia and "We'll Meet Again" started playing in the background

[@OurKansas]

Faline: “I’m not a furry” Also faline: “Am I a sadist furry?”

[@Appletank8]

character development!

[@NishitaSingh-rg2jl]

The second you said "just a triangle", I was screaming "BILL!BILL!BILL!BILL!" in my head so LOUD LMAO

[@leeswift7883]

Would Faline say yes if asked out by Thing? Hands down

[@kitosanimations]

Actuallyfunny

[@nemu5513]

I guess you can say it got HANDled

[@xanthe6731]

Probably I mean I would :)

[@bowlofkibble]

this man is too precious for the world

[@Leechlordfestus]

Man? Did I miss something

[@soopyfly]

@@Leechlordfestus Faline uses all pronouns but prefers he/him

[@PhatAsss]

@@Leechlordfestus faline is trans

[@Hello-ep2sk]

@@PhatAsss Faline is a furry.

[@eiswife5524]

@@Hello-ep2sk LMFAO

[@blzuc]

I WAS LIKE 5 SIMPING FOR AN ENDERMAN I REMEMBER BUILDING IT A HOUSE AND GIVING IT A BIRTHDAY PARTY 💀💀💀

[@ne0nn3on]

Starting with Thing, I also retroactively started feeling like all of these crushes are just Faline mistaking genuine interest in someone with a crush

[@ivyparker5617]

For some of us, there isn't a difference. If you are aromantic or asexual, there's less a hormonal component and more a cerebral component to, um, a fluttering excitement at the thought of someone.

[@k-onenthusiast5234]

@@ivyparker5617 i think this only applies to the aromantic spectrum, people who aren't on it but are on the asexual spectrum probably feel like that regarding sexual attraction but not romantic attraction, which is what defines a crush

[@jordanspencer2157]

The whole time I was like, "It's not the hand. It can't be the hand. She's gushing over mommy so it's obviously mommy." I'm flabbergasted

[@lilo_onceler9000]

OK BUT THE PROCREATE JOKE AT 2:47 HAD ME WEEZING FOR LONGER THAN I WOULD LIKE TO ADMIT

[@lee.lee.lee.]

LamaoaiaoiIia

[@nenemypookie]

Faline really went from “I’m not a furry” to “wait am I a furry?” To “am I a sadist furry?”

[@no_siema_co_tam6650]

Faline hasn't fooled me for a second when talking about his Wednesday crush. I was chanting "hand hand hand" and then screamed "I KNEW IT"

[@ntl7709]

SAMEKDS

[@Sunflower_BY]

I went “Is it the hand dude?” And I screamed when I was right!

[@kittypost3929]

Alternative title: Faline treads on the line of being a furry for 15 minutes

[@pastelquartz6857]

"He's a pathetic twink" is relatable because some of my crushes are basically intelligent people who can kill me but at the same time, can be considered pathetic twinks.

[@_alternianIdiot]

link

[@eleqilix]

the amount of joy i felt watching this is undescribable

[@everlore_elle]

have I ever had fictional crushes? no do I like watching people die with their fictional crushes? yes, also the edits have good audio so bonus. edit: might as well mention the fact I don’t really understand how you feel when you have a crush so I may have had one but I am clueless on crushes anyways. edit 2: I thought about the fact I could be aroace and I am definitely ace or in the ace spectrum but I have no clue if I am aro or not, I definitely could be but I am unsure as of now. edit 3: I knew I was ace before this comment ever existed probably for about 2 whole years tbh and uh thank you for welcoming me to your community of the cake memes

[@Chaotic_lesbi4n]

Same! I don’t really get fictional crushes and I thought I was the only one!

[@S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet]

Bro that’s literally me but the opposite I’ve only ever had fictional crushes and not real ones 😭

[@Somebodyherefornow]

1 crush in my entire life(was real)

[@MLiskindagay]

If you don’t understand crushes, watch Jaiden Animations’ video titled ‘being not straight’

[@someonefromplanetearth1208]

Eyyyy same!! It's so fun to watch people die from their fictional crushes for some reason, even though I don't get it

[@sophiaisabelle027]

It's okay to have questionable crushes in the past or in the present. We have all gone through that phase before. Your reasons are valid.

[@oogaboogass]

Why do I see you everywhere 💀😭

[@kinda_cold_in_the_closet]

Faline really fell for the tall, dark, mysterious, doesn't-talk-a-lot guy who runs away when you get too close. the enderman

[@dream_walker9726]

No because my obsession with the enderman never truly went away, it’s still my favourite mob. THE THING, YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT *bill cipher crush ptsd hit me like a truck*

[@chrometheraptor]

The slow realization of what fanart you were about to show of Nick was _intense_ My thoughts were basically “Wait… was it the abortion comic? PLEASE SAY IT WAS THE ABORTION COMIC”

[@jarsofpaperstars]

Well, that’s not a sentence you hear everyday💀 So is that a well known comic among the fandom? Cause I was not ready to learn of it’s existence, and I’m still recovering from choking on my water

[@chrometheraptor]

@@jarsofpaperstars I’m not super involved with the fandom, but as far as I can tell it is. I had watched a video about it somewhat recently (like a month or a few ago). I can confirm that it is absolutely a fever dream, and the art is unironically amazing

[@jarsofpaperstars]

@@chrometheraptor the art looks nice, I’ll give it that. It’s all I can give it though💀

[@tiredguyswag]

btw the zootopia comic is a trilogy and by the end judy is living her best bisexual life with a lesbian fox i think. she doesnt forgive nick and hes left to drown in his sins or whatever i dont remember. im pretty sure its pro choice by the end (doesnt decrease the absolute hilarity and cursedness though)

[@thejoel1012]

@@tiredguyswagWait, it’s a what now? It has sequels?

[@Crispyburntcroissant]

11:37 “I’VE GOT SOME CHILDREN I NEED TO TURN INTO CORPSES!”

[@pandarama816]

"I love it when my men can shut up, crawl on all fives, and practice self care." -Faline San, 2022 🤣🤣

[@YourfavoriteV]

8:37 I really was about to say how relatable it was to have a crush on morticia but then you said someTHING completely different 🏃‍♀️💨

[@StarTheSillyCreature]

When Faline said "triangle body type" Bill Cipher was the first thing that popped into my head. I was right-

[@Polina_Lozenko]

The only triangle characters is Barracuda from JSAB lmfao

[@fivestarmichelin0809]

she never disappoints.

[@bowlofkibble]

he*

[@stranger4796]

he never disappoints.****

[@ggoose11224]

​@@stranger4796he is ok with any pronouns, so you don't need to correct people

[@ggoose11224]

​@@bowlofkibblehe is ok with any pronouns, so you don't need to correct people

[@railmedazai]

They r okay with any pronouns y’all

[@SoonyTheDumby]

Faline: *starts making puns* Everyone: *claps* Faline: I’m serious Everyone: *silence*

[@intak_cereal]

the way i share/shared EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE CRUSHES with faline 😭😭 i cannot express how much i agree like no you're cooking bro keep going

[@sagedebnath4253]

Faline san gets more relatable by the minute. I mean, who doesn't love thing? But in all seriousness, we're all falling down a pit of no return at this point.

[@neorobotix]

why is that ur pfp

[@sagedebnath4253]

@@neorobotix ... No questions

[@thealmightybipper3381]

Honestly, this makes me feel so much better about myself (not in judging you kind of way), just the random fictional crushes you've had and the way you talk about them reminds me of myself. I would love to just sit and crush on fictional characters together!!

[@dancelikean1diot]

lmao love ur pfp

[@thealmightybipper3381]

@@dancelikean1diot Hey Pine Tree ;)

[@lavenderisdedagain4554]

You know I didn’t get lord Shen at first, but the. I remembered the fanart that drew him as a guy with long flowing white hair and I totally got it. Also love that Shen is just your little meow meow (a term used to describe a character that you just think is so pathetic and useless, especially if they are also overly angsty and evil)

[@dankacademia1865]

3:13 IM SORRY THIS CASUALLY WRECKED ME

[@cramerfloro5936]

As soon as you mentioned "Wednesday", I knew which character you meant. He's just the ideal male specimen.

[@roierandelman]

as a male I feel deeply distressed and disheartened, but you have a point :(

[@negligible_reality]

sad that i can never be him 😢

[@scifi1443]

As not a male I’m twice as ideal as I have two of him attached to limbs on my upper body

[@_aestxthetic]

Let's be honest here,at some point we all had a crush on Nick Wilde.

[@thegaychip123]

Yep

[@fictionlover695]

Yess...

[@jaedavis7914]

Yeh

[@gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R]

ZOOPHILES?!? 🤨📸

[@waffles-uw8eq]

we cant blame her for liking thing emotionally cause lets be honest, thing is the most ✨ICONIC✨character in wednesday

[@Ricegirl688]

1:32 not the one second chance to see raven from teen titans 😂

[@hadrianthomas]

To be fair fanart does make all things better. Like humanoid versions of non human characters, like Bill Cipher. The wild artists that you find on the internet can be extremely talented.

[@oKaikoo]

Cookie run kingdom is a good example. Never have I ever thought that I would be attracted to cookies, yet here we are. (Check almond cookie fan art/human version)

[@eeveevoey-hlep3218]

@@oKaikoo I beg to differ but can we talk abt captain caviar 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@LepidopteranFool]

I feel more attracted to triangle Bill then human Bill

[@1Gengar]

Noooooooo triangle Bill is way superior Don't you dare bring human Bill into this he deserves nothing

[@1Gengar]

@@LepidopteranFool YOOOOOO THIS GUY GETS IT

[@nethertaxi3719]

this makes me feel so much better about like 50% of my fictional crushes and a callout in the other 50%

[@ccherry.berryy]

11:20 he’s really like “but I can fix him”

[@kamillewhite8758]

The energy of this video is so unhinged I love it!!! Honest to god would LOVE to see a part two to this!!! XD

[@koi.maddi9]

i thought i had weird fictional crushes but now i have someone that i can relate with 💀

[@avatopiaa]

Fal being a simp towards an enderman is something I never knew I needed

[@sincerecinnamon]

On 5, my jaw dropped because I was seriously obsessed with him in 4th grade and literally maladaptively daydreamed about him pretending he was real and would take over the world with me standing by his throne as his right hand man and lover as I watched the people who tormented me burning. It makes sense that I have a counselor now.

[@Harlow.]

what the fuck did i just read

[@UnknownMercy6]

NO BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO USED TO DO THIS 😭😭😭

[@Harlow.]

@@UnknownMercy6 I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO _DIDNT_ USED TO DO THIS

[@UnknownMercy6]

@@Harlow. BAHAHAHAHAH 😭😭😭

[@matrixdream9746]

OKAY FALINE IS SO VALID THOUUUGGGHH! I can somewhat understand most of these. ALSO I TOTALLY GET HIM ON THE ENDERMAN! I actually did a similar (but worse) thing where I flooded the entire End, built a house, put a single Enderman in the house (who couldn't leave cause everything was covered in water) and then only put flowers down so he'd be forced to pick one up and offer it to me.). After like three hours he jumped into the water and died, and I was so upset 😂 These are all so valid though, no judgement from me, it do be like that and I'm definitely into weirder 😂🤝

[@gabbyiskrabby]

faline talking about his weird fictional crushes makes me feel better about my own

[@shresthamallick499]

7:59 my bro just explained how Stockholm syndrome works with the help of Minecraft, call it mind-craft, if you will

[@LiaBossaNova]

I'm only accepting this comment because you watch Haikyuu but this is criminal

[@rgbarrios0331]

💀

[@danielinbar6199]

"My bar for men is sow low" "I just want a man who can crawl on all five"

[@Justapileofleaves]

Girl literally fell for a dorito💀 Understandable tho

[@Shroom-y8r]

Same that-*that was me.*

[@justjames4]

Interesting. I never truly had a crush on a fictional character, but I understand what you mean. For most people, the idea of "fictional crushes" isn't the same as literal crushes, so there is a lot more leniency with what is considered reasonable. Your choices are fine. Good and funny presentation!

[@totorozinha]

I literally said "please not the hand" and Faline proceeded to show me the hand right after, the way my jaw ran away.

[@yunelle]

I’m glad I’m not the only one with a “I’m not a furry but…” crush

[@FallFoolery]

I actually had to pause and prepare myself for what was coming next when she started talking abt triangles

[@Macaqye]

This is encouraging me to do a presentation of my fictional crushes

[@galacticpotato607]

I D A R E U

[@PastelHime]

Omg same 😭

[@Macaqye]

@@galacticpotato607 I will 🗣️

[@justasentientmclarenp1879]

This is how you know she’s not lying because you can’t make this stuff up.

[@julesishere7836]

This was a "never let them know your next move" back to back during the whole video LMAOOO

[@-servalcat-585]

Please I’ve watched this fifteen times in crying Also of all the hot characters in Wednesday you choose a hand. A literal hand. Ooh boy wattpads gonna have a field day with this one… And now the memories of my terrible fictional crushes are coming back haha okay

[@-servalcat-585]

It’s okay I had a crush on ol’ razzle dazzle dorito too. Without ever watching the freaking show

[@ARCHIVED9610]

i was obsessed with him and watched the weirdmageddon episodes at LEAST 30 times in front of my family and i had a plush of him

[@S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet]

7:26 Faline, I didn’t watch your streams, but I’m really concerned for your mental health

[@_dennis.]

*I personally like to think that this is the slideshow that would let Faline pass college*

[@helpmeno3761]

I personally will pass her

[@asiodioweioi]

he is unhinged and i love it

[@sophieson6592]

15:03 we need them you can’t just lock them in your basement! Love your vids ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@froginvasion1555]

6:28 funny thing is i am also attracted by the enderman

[@Lumimimi476]

10:56 Bro bill was like my number 1 crush 😭

[@jish_13]

finally someone who shares my love for endermen 🥰

[@mina.draws.sometimes]

Enderman are so hot

[@thatboredmoth]

@@mina.draws.sometimes especially when you kidnap them and psychologically torture them 😍

[@BlackCatNamedLunaLover]

@@thatboredmothikr😻

[@kazjul1071]

The way Fal has felt for the map back in his days is how I felt with Ferb from Phineas and Ferb back when I was 8 years old