Ranking Every Wife In Skyrim

[@thinkeightsix]

"Is that an Amulet of Mara? Are you interested in me?" "Nah, I'm just here for the 10% restoration spell cost reduction.

[@jaydentyrell9483]

😂

[@Voltar_99]

Is that an actual dialogue people will tell you?

[@Garchist]

@@Voltar_99 yes.. if I remember it right. Wearing amulet will trigger those from weird potential mates around all of skyrim and beyond, though fairly rarely.

[@Voltar_99]

@@Garchist I wore an amulet of Mara for a while and I don’t think I ever heard that, so it being rare would make sense

[@achmadzidanali7635]

​​@@Voltar_99no there isnt,but for the question of "interested in me?" There is,for the answer of 10% restoration was sadly no,its just someone joke

[@GenesisSoon]

I felt like Lord Farquaad watching this

[@NirvanaFan24]

Holy spirit yes 😂

[@SmilingExecutioner]

best comment here

[@Integritys_Sum]

NUMBA 3! 👌 PICK NUMBA 3 MI'LORD!

[@DaveJacops]

😂😂

[@d-man9921]

E

[@grayfear2833]

Watching this video makes me feel like Lord Farquad when he was watching the magic mirror deciding which princess to marry.

[@jerryrikki9466]

Number two, number two my Lord

[@ThePerson44]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Nirnvana]

I thought this exactly 😭

[@Lord_Pilaf]

​@@jerryrikki9466 Three! Pick three milord!

[@tomsphnat]

Many of you will die, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make 😇

[@Fazmatical]

0:26 #26 Anwen, Orla, Senna 1:20 #25 Viola Giordano 2:22 #24 Temba Wide-arm 3:05 #23 Aeri 3:54 #22 Avrusa Sarethi 4:50 #21 Camilla Valerius 5:34 #20 Uthgerd the Unbroken 6:18 #19 Njada Stonearm 7:07 #18 Iona, Jordis the Swordmaiden, Rayya 7:45 #17 Hilund 8:59 #16 Taarie 9:49 #15 Dravynea the Stoneweaver 10:32 #14 Ghorza gra-Bagol 11:12 #13 Borgakh the Steelheart 12:04 #12 Ria 12:42 #11 Gilfre 13:25 #10 Morwen 14:03 #9 Mjoll the Lioness 14:48 #8 Muiri 15:45 #7 Shahvee 16:31 #6 Brelyna Maryon 17:20 #5 Lydia 17:58 #4 Sylgja 19:01 #3 Aela 20:02 #2 Ysolda 21:18 #1 Jenassa

[@Wondering912]

W

[@Integritys_Sum]

He put fucking JENASSA IN FIRST?

[@iseehowitis9382]

​@@Integritys_Sumwho's your top 3?

[@SeaJay_Oceans]

#1 Deeja. Such beautiful glistening scales, bright eyes & a lovely smile. Don't go pulling her tail ! She's NOT that kind of girl. Deeja welcomes loyal & serious spouses only.

[@Emeric62]

#0 Braith

[@FrostDreki]

Totally not me in my bed shirtless watching this like Lord Farquaad.

[@arbynflowiter]

Do NOT call me out like that

[@matthewwynn3025]

Bro😂

[@ChaotiX1]

Another point for Ysolda. If Belethor happens to meet an unfortunate end, she takes over his shop, which means that "little store" she is running becomes a full fledged business. Great for laundering money!

[@vagthegamer7429]

Why would anything happen to belethor? I don't understand why anyone would ever wish harm to our fellow Breton friend. He'll get you the best there is or die trying.

[@ChaotiX1]

@@vagthegamer7429 lets just say, sometimes bad things happen to good people...

[@zodiacqueen1356]

​@@ChaotiX1 Like a werewolf attack

[@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305]

​@@vagthegamer7429trying doesn't automatically guarantee success

[@nathanfreeman8250]

@@zodiacqueen1356 Or being turned to ice then put in a fire then eaten?

[@moarfizz]

I literally married Camilla just to mess with Faendal and Sven

[@KillrMonkey19]

Till they show up uninvited to wherever you're living at

[@Roboprogs]

@@KillrMonkey19 mess with, mess up, whatever.

[@ziul.3124]

😂

[@Voltar_99]

⁠@@KillrMonkey19if I ever decide to uninstall the mod I have that lets me marry serana and marry Camilla cause why not I’ll kill those 2 the millisecond they show up at my door. Either that or see if I can find a mod that makes them essential and use the modded spell I have that lets me send essential characters to oblivion

[@J-umper]

did this, then made sven a steward

[@AstonMonks]

One of these days I'll do a playthrough that doesn't turn into a stealth archer married to Aela

[@Suplex479]

No you won't, we all won't

[@AngelicImp8641]

Me who hates playing a sneak archer. 👉👈

[@Zedvais]

One day my friend. Not today, not in any foreseeable future, but someday.

[@bertranwalker]

can i recommend an Orc warlock married to Marcurio?

[@keifujitora6587]

How about a stealth mage/spellsword that's not married

[@crepskul2227]

I love how we'd all know who'd be number one if we could marry the bloody vampire.

[@lsswappedcessna]

Mods are the cure to all our woes.

[@basilias_Ligyron]

You talking bout my beautifull wife serana ?

[@TheWilku22]

​@@basilias_Ligyronyup, the Goat

[@goodbro2046]

I hope you mean Serana and not Babette.

[@DrAhzek]

@@lsswappedcessna Serana mods...

[@ekhidna4]

The lack of Khajit is palpable.

[@seawuff3431]

All furry lovers become daedra, facts

[@jaden495]

Gross😂

[@ryoumakoushiro7447]

Look, cats and puthy are two different thing, don't get it mixed up yo

[@Kanelle88]

"A lion's tongue is rougher than coarse sandpaper. Its lingual spines or papillae make the tongue so rough that if a lion licked the back of your hand only a few times, you would be left without any skin. " That's a quote from google.... now is it a surprise that there are few Khajit available? 😨😬🤫 A Khajit is basically a large cat that walks upright and talks.

[@kubelek37]

Hot

[@ughettapbacon]

Aella probably smells like three German Shepherds every time it rains

[@JayJoeVid4EVER]

Hot

[@julianadams3710]

Bro I’m already gonna marry her you don’t have to keep sweetening the deal.

[@AltairCreedZ]

Kinda hot ngl

[@nugget7865]

@@julianadams3710 bro I-

[@PerfectCell1994]

Lmfao 😂

[@pirulitomaldito7543]

Ultimate psychopath family is marrying Muiri and adopting Aventus Arentino 😂😂

[@JIMT412]

That's Adams family material

[@rudyhernandez4574]

While being the head of the dark brotherhood

[@theincarnationofboredom207]

Can you actually adopt aventus?

[@TheGraffiti600rr]

Done it. It was great. So many burried bodies in the back yard though.... lol

[@TheGraffiti600rr]

​@@theincarnationofboredom207 I'm 90% sure there's a patch for it.

[@kylek1119]

I love vanilla ice cream, my car is silver, and I always marry Lydia.

[@VAULT-TEC_INC.]

I love making Lydia a member of the Blades and hearing her call me “Dragonborn.” 😻

[@michelvanderlinden8363]

Gotta love marrying someone sworn to obey you no matter what. You cant lose with that decision.

[@sloshed-rat]

​@@michelvanderlinden8363 I think it's kinda sweet. Like the dragonborn's proposal is, "You've done everything you can to protect me... now it in turn, I will do the same for you."

[@volleybalmable]

I love stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of the simpsons and I also always marry Lydia

[@Zayceofspades]

My Lydia always ends up dying to some stupid reason before I make it to riften

[@jookm]

Sylgja is the one I picked. Young, beautiful, a kind soul, a hard worker, soft voice, plus her parents are around too so our kids can have grandparents.

[@bombomos]

Same

[@MadDadLad]

"She hates bears almost as much as Ulfric hates logic" I'm subbing just for that line alone🤣👏

[@trident5523]

Only soyboys back the empire

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

If Serana was an option she would 100% be number 1. It honestly wouldn't even be fair

[@SwaxMain4u]

Why was she not an option anyways? Shes one of the more fleshed out characters

[@ZhangtheGreat]

@@SwaxMain4u Because the creators said so. But if you want the lore reason, Serana isn't ready or interested in marriage. She's gone through too much pain that it'll take her a lot of time to heal, so rushing into marriage doesn't suit her.

[@octavianpopescu4776]

I'm not so sure. Don't know about you, I like Serana, but not necessarily like that. She's more BFF material than wife material.

[@Voltar_99]

@@octavianpopescu4776 understandable, you’re in kinda of a minority, half this god forsaken community has a fetish for her and Ngl I see it which is why i have a mod installed that makes her a candidate

[@mastergems5145]

She is undead so... Necrophilia is a no, no.

[@RyanZhao-zl2ht]

THAT WEREWOLF LINE WAS CRAZY

[@MegaLucky0013]

Crazier still if there is a LoversLab Mod for it

[@Watcherobot]

​@@MegaLucky0013 WHAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!

[@Aurelia391-d1z]

​@@Watcherobotwhen you mod Skyrim you get used to see that stuff...

[@Shorty_Lickens]

Giggity.

[@newphon3-v3s]

No it ain’t

[@ValkyrOnYouTube]

"Viola insists on being Windhelm's biggest moron, and for a city full of Nords, that's impressive." I took that personally.

[@Redeemer121]

Like an arrow in the knee

[@bigbadbambi9687]

Damn imperials... 😑

[@CookiePieMonster]

Tbf, there aren't a whole lot of critical thinking Nords in Skyrim.

[@eatatjoecs]

Perhaps the greatest mage in the Elder Scrolls was a Nord, Arch-Mage Shalidor. He created the Labyrinthian in Skyrim, the mage sanctuary of Eyevea, and his personal compound of the Fortress of Ice, near Winterhold, his beliefs are often credited with bringing forth the creation of magic academies such as the Mages Guild, and he placed powerful enchantments upon his final resting place that would allow him to return to Tamriel whenever his legacy was threatened.

[@korrinschilling9909]

I did too.....that seemed a bit harsh

[@arizonawildcat3821]

My Dragonborn will wait eternity for Serana, that is his true love.

[@miramarsebastien7970]

If you're on PC use the amorous aventure mod.Once you kill Harkon and keep her with you she Will open up and you Will bring her to dibella priestesses Who Will teach her sex with you and the leader one.After. à while she is touched by dibella and you can marry her

[@ChiliRaider]

@@miramarsebastien7970bro not everyone wants to have sex mods

[@zamaskowany12]

It's genuinely baffling how Serans isn't romancable after finishing her story.

[@Benxall]

​@@zamaskowany12you should know VERY well why she isn't romancable if you went through her story

[@bobbyferg9173]

@@Benxall I understand why from a lore reason perspective, but Bethesda really made the most fleshed out Skyrim follower that you could build a personal connection with into a character that you couldn’t marry.

[@kanwarsinghgill1298]

Option S+ : Mod the game and marry Serana.

[@KopperNeoman]

A full restoration of the planned marriage quest for her? ...Someday. Someday.

[@jeremyandruthbulthouse8971]

I can't I have vanilla Skyrim 😢

[@imfinn8339]

Same 😢 ​@@jeremyandruthbulthouse8971

[@ralonnetaph6450]

I would like to point out that Jordis the shieldmaiden has several things going for her that the other houscarls lack. Her name is taken from the norse word "hjordis" meaning sword, meaning her name is lowkey cool af, and shieldmaiden is a really nice title for the dragonborn's wife. She expresses that she wanted to go out adventuring and see the world besides solitude and find a husband, so unlike the other characters just kinda going "oh is that an amulet of mara? sure why not" she actively wants a husband. She comes with the house in solitude which is objectively one of the better house options in the game, even if I do like goldenhills more.

[@frankhalgas3798]

I always have her equip skimpy falmer armor.

[@TheMetalValkyrie]

Shes really under rated she is my all time favorite she also the nicest wife.

[@Pumbli]

Agreed on your points! To further expand on her name and as you said, "Hjördís" is the Old Norse name hers was based on, but it is also a compound word. "Hjör-" as you mentioned, means 'sword' but "Dís" means either 'maiden' or 'goddess'. So her name, directly translated from Old Norse would be "Swordmaiden", which makes reading out her full name and title translated kind of funny; Swordmaiden the Shieldmaiden.

[@ralonnetaph6450]

@@PumbliI didn't think I could like her even more thankyou. Sword the Shieldmaiden is funny, but Swordmaiden the Shieldmaiden is peak silly goober

[@peterrobinson7803]

Always her or Rya

[@Andtherewasguitar]

Aerin will actually run the whole way through Skyrim if you fast travel. One day I found him running along the road. Pretty soon he aggroed some wolves and I very happily didn't help him even one tiny bit. It's not murder, it's just nature taking its course.

[@VGMRMissCoriel]

>` >click Aerin >disable >click somewhere else >It's not murder if he doesn't exist

[@internaut4257]

It’s more fun to kill him, then raise him as a zombie and have him following you around moaning in agony with his trapped soul as you frolic trough the fields with the love of his life

[@KopperNeoman]

@@VGMRMissCoriel If you're CHIMming it up, you can just kill command him. You have to go out of your way to make Player the perpetrator object for that kill.

[@ShrockWPS]

I just assassinated him in the woods and said it was a wolf attack Hail Sithis 😅

[@thedukemasonshow2477]

​@@ShrockWPSI just assassinated him in riften and said it was wolves, I never could agree with the thieves guild no-killing thing

[@alexithymia6288]

I just keep things basic and marry Lydia most of the time. She's a solid fighter, has great looks and a pleasant voice, and she opens up a small general store that produces 100 gold per day once you marry her. Whether adventuring together in full Daedric armor, or chilling at the Tundra Homestead selling trinkets, odds and ends, and that sort of thing, she makes for an awesome spouse.

[@Avatar1977]

and she's sworn to carry our burdens

[@Mr-tu4cj]

Lydia is a badass. People say they don’t like how she complains, but I’d complain too if my boss kept handing me tons of crap to carry. Also, if you get her to take her armor off, you’ll see that she carries her own burdens. Lol

[@gargles5270]

@@Mr-tu4cj every time she says “i am sworn to carry your burdens 🙃” it makes me laugh, i’ve never found it annoying lol

[@Hypersp4ce]

I just married Lydia today and it was one of the most beautiful experiences I've had in Skyrim. She's a great early game follower and an even better wife. I'm feeling the love right now haha. She's beautiful inside and out.

[@ThemoonsFullofgoons-qn9xl]

I don’t marry her because I keep her around with my wife as a little harem 😂

[@ChocolatierRob]

In the game where I married Mjoll I ended up giving her an enchanted circlet called ‘Aerin’s Torment’. I crafted it especially for her… the process may have involved a black soul gem. She wore it all the time.

[@Blazzes1001]

I am morbidly curious for a Ranking Every Husband in Skyrim video

[@sheffdog9376]

This video = %100 truth and %0 Nazeem

[@Treppoo]

Well he was in the background of one Ysolda clip ;)

[@sheffdog9376]

@@Treppoo true ya got me >:)

[@omuniinfiniti5652]

Although Ysolda might be a drug dealer, to some rumors I've heard

[@AndromedaPrima]

@@Treppoo sadly, there is still no german suplex-ing Nazeem

[@highlordalarak5111]

Check the jarl balgrufs backside that’s usually where he stuffs himself

[@ManskiTheRed]

If Mjoll is good enough for Joe Joeman she is good enough for me

[@Eatmyshorts1197]

Shoutout joe joeman we miss him 😢

[@Voltar_99]

Who’s Joe Joeman again?

[@Eatmyshorts1197]

@@Voltar_99 he’s a KZbinr lol look him up his Skyrim vids are super funny

[@gal1gula]

@@Voltar_99a god amongst men

[@Tonithemeloni04]

@@Voltar_99the guy who did a bunch of crazy shit to become high king lol

[@CaptainFellowship]

Borgakh is the green queen of Skyrim

[@ryanhayward7358]

She's amazing

[@tylerwalker8286]

i cant get her to marry me

[@douwnel753]

Please. Keep making videos like this and more longer form videos! You’re a breath of fresh air into the fire of the Skyrim community. Your voice, editing style and silly humour make for the perfect background watch to take me out of my day to day life. Love it

[@a.a.r.2769]

I had forgotten how vanilla characters looked like.

[@NR-hg1zs]

Still pumping out ranking videos 13 years later is a sign the game is a masterpiece.

[@luthiamoonlightfrqc2905]

Starfield? What is that?

[@pepo_pipi]

@@luthiamoonlightfrqc2905 get a life

[@nicbahtin4774]

Maybe it's cause it's the last good bethesda RPG

[@Kris.G]

@@luthiamoonlightfrqc2905 stop being so stupid

[@nurgle-j5n]

gotta keep pumping out that slop!

[@averagechadlegionary5824]

Serena is the only one I want to marry but can’t. The only character that the Dragonborn actually connects to while the rest are just strangers to them.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

what about the donkey that has sworn to carry your loot?

[@adambrande]

It's practically hinted that Serena also wants to be with dragonborn (if you choose the right dialogue options throughout the quest with her) but not until she deals with her trauma first.

[@NightingaleAlt]

Download mods idiots

[@wulaeofthetengu8336]

She was suppose to be one of the choices, and there was a questline that would unlock the opportunity, but the devs cut the content for time smh. She hints at being interested in the Dragonborn, but has to get past her trauma. She was forced upon by Molag Bal if I'm not mistaken.

[@KopperNeoman]

@@wulaeofthetengu8336 You are mistaken. She offered herself, she wasn't forced. This explanation for Serana not being marriageable was some random piece of fanon that ended up proliferating. She in fact still worships Molag Bal, which you can find out if you do the Mace quest before the Dawnguard quests - then you can tell her you worship him, and she's like "yeah, me too." She's uncomfortable in temples because she's a vampire. It's a reference to Daggerfall. Why does it persist if she's not a vampire? Because that feature was so badly rushed that her eyes still glow in Dragonborn vampire-spotting vision.

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

Lydia is my favorite housescarl. She was my first follower in skyrim, and we together laid low the world eater. I kitted her out in the best gear, and the strongest armor. Lydia was an unstoppable whirl-wind of destruction and "You should've stayed in your forest, little elf..." It was great. Sadly...One day she bugged out and woudn't put her helmet on, so I gracefully retired her to breeze home. She is Lydia of Whiterun, sworn to carry your burdens. And she is cool!

[@jojobean3026]

Exact same for me only she wouldn't wear her chest piece

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

While Lydia is clearly the most fleshed out housecarl, I don't feel like marrying her is the right choice. But I tend to make her my steward in Lakeview Manor. She can retire from a life of battle, but will always be ready to defend the household from the necromancer in the back garden. And instead of just following orders she can have responsibilities on her own.

[@SoyUnZombi838]

IFD Lydia kind of makes her what she should be.

[@Benxall]

​@@jojobean3026 Dude she wasn't bugged she just wanted to get freaky you dense mf

[@christbenitez8797]

I married her and we live together in breeze home and now erik the slayer is my mew slave and sacrifice to the dragon god

[@beggingbugger]

The idea of not forcing the very code of the world around me to bend to my will via mods just so that i could marry Serana is inconceivable to me.

[@bejaminmaston1347]

Aela's lack of parenting skills couldn't be truer, on one save I married Ysolda and moved to lake view manor and I ask her how the kids are and she says something along of the lines of "Perfectly fine, they love the lake and the fresh air" And on another I did the same but married Aela and she says "Besides fighting off bears, wolves, and giant spiders its fine, what made you think it was a good idea bringing us out here"

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

I recently checked the available marriage options, and there are basically four "voice types" for whatever message they give. Arrogant, neutral, nord, and orc. Ysolda clearly has the "neutral" type and Aela the "arrogant" type.

[@editorrbr2107]

Muiri is awesome. Who would not want a Foresworn wife as much as you have to be in the reach? She has a useful skillset; she has a job; she’s perfect for chaotic or evil Dragonborn…and she’s a looker.

[@Captainumerica]

Clearly the prettiest face in Skyrim

[@18Hongo]

"I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me" - a Dragonborn of culture, right after downing a drink Muiri just handed him.

[@grymmoire]

Is Muiri forsworn? I thought she was just a Breton with facepaint.

[@lukebeignet]

I just googled all the wives and married her because she was the hottest - not much else thought went into the decision lol

[@Priceluked]

Muiri isn’t a Forsworn, probably, she’s just a Reachman ethnically, which basically just makes her a culturally distinct Breton, though possibly with less Elven ancestry than most normal Bretons.

[@LegacyOfM]

You can get Murie without doing the Dark Brotherhood by making sure she becomes the new owner of the Alchemy shop. Yes, you have to "Accidentally" unalive her mentor to do so.

[@pepo_pipi]

the amounts of details is crazy, crazy af. Bethesda have magic or some shit

[@RedScrolls]

then it gets awkward because if you decide to join the brotherhood you have to kill her ex-lover. kind of romantic actually.

[@HarveyDangerLurker]

I usually marry her cause I liked her for some reason. Probably the murders.

[@blueserenbippity7066]

Isn’t Muiri one of the people who attend the Feast of Namira, too?

[@Aro9313]

​@@pepo_pipiif you think Bethesda has crazy levels of detail, you should see [most other games].

[@cozarooni1834]

If for some odd reason you really wants to live on Solsthiem, just keep in mind the woman on this list Morwen and Hilund can't move into Severin Manor, you can only move into their own respective homes, Thirsk Mead Hall and Morwen's House.

[@Yuokei]

Been watching bro forever now, he definitely deserves more subs

[@kitfoxcat6835]

*patiently waits for the "Ranking Every Husband in Skyrim" video to come out*

[@blackwingred3473]

Sylgia is almost always my go-to wife she's just too perfect. 🥰

[@SCP01986]

Same! Miner's uniform or not, she is so pretty and nice

[@damiku-8866]

She can crack rock with the best of 'em.

[@eamontdmas]

Perfect? She's only the second best looking woman in her family.

[@blackwingred3473]

@eamontdmas Sure that may be the case but I love Sylgia's personality more than anything.

[@damiku-8866]

There's a mod called Amorous Adventures that is, um, interesting. The adventure with Sylgja and her mother is really over-the-top.

[@BeardedBeerMan]

When all my other favourite Skyrim KZbinrs fail to upload, Fall Damage comes to the rescue

[@luthiamoonlightfrqc2905]

Welsh wizard also published a Skyrim video today

[@pravusprime]

In my first playthrough, I married Ysolda and was very happy with her, especially against some of the choices of my friends. I always intend on later playthroughs to make a different choice, but I end up marrying her again. I've adopted different children (though always either Sophie or Lucia get adopted), done different armors, built and lived in different houses, I always end up marrying Ysolda.

[@connorrasmussen1167]

nice, although i use SDA for one reason and thats marrying serana

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Ysolda is like an obvious choice. She gives money, there are two business in the town she can inherit, she comes with a house, her personality is fine, and she's on the better looking end of Skyrim NPCs. Sure, she can't go out adventuring, but would you really bring your wife into those dangers?

[@markgulbranson7518]

As for the first three Dibella priestesses, Senna will move into your house, the other two never leave the temple.

[@BoscoBop]

i always go for senna. she's kinda cozy but also headstrong.

[@Nathan-gj8ps]

I needed this video. I needed this. Thank you.

[@t-rex_tion9612]

Ysolda has always been my go to. Shes about the perfect wife in skyrim. Kind, cute, and smart.

[@catnip8896]

And sells drugs. 😂😂

[@Mr-tu4cj]

And she has a massive crush on the Whiterun bard Mikael, to the point that the game code even lists him as her boyfriend so that she will hate you if you attack him. I think she also owns his book.

[@march8482]

Same, but I also feel a little bad for taking away her hopes and dreams of taking over the bannered mare from Hulda. On the other hand, if she's my wive, I can give her a mammoth tusk everyday, if you know what I mean ;-)

[@Mr-tu4cj]

@@march8482 it’s ok she will open up a shop when you marry her, so in a way she’s living her dream.

[@aurawolf2221]

Your number 2 is my personal ultimate number 1 pick because of her drop dead gorgeous looks! Plus being business savy has always kept me rolling in gold!

[@joshfairweather97]

Muiri, Sylgia and Ysolda are my top 3's. Plus Corri English's voice is a bonus too.

[@iliveinvoid]

also, she's kinda the walter white of skyrim. my only problem with her is her crush on mikael. so i usually choose sylgja, who is an excellent wife/mother.

[@splitman1129]

It's a video game y'all. Jajaja

[@MsKeylas]

​@@splitman1129 no shit fucker. but this rpg,so do t rain in peoples roleplay parade

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@iliveinvoid Mikael isn't essential. You could always make him "disappear" and console her over the loss.

[@CmdCodd]

You missed the mage woman south of Riften (I can't remember her name at the moment) that will join you and even marry you if you rescue her and help her stop the evil order of mages in the tower you found her in, she's a good one. (If you missed her there could be others, and she isn't DLC or MOD related she's base game).

[@anonymouseX942]

That's Ilia, the one who disappears if you dismiss her, he did talk about her

[@CmdCodd]

@@anonymouseX942 yeah I saw a couple days later in a different video, I also discovered that the unofficial Skyrim patch is what fixes her so I guess you do need a mod because Bethesda left her a broken character... If they hadn't messed up her code then you wouldn't need the patch. 😑

[@dukesavage2552]

Were wolf in the bedroom is crazy work

[@needparalegal]

Marry Ysolda and you are likely to find a lot of strange cat hair in your bed when you return from adventuring.

[@IndoorSunset]

I swear that I remember being able to marry Derkeethus (I think that is how you spell his name idk) after you save him from Dark Water Crossing. I remember because when you ask to marry him he says something along the lines of "I would gladly walk along side you until the trees themselves fade away" or something like that. I thought that it sounded nice, but I might be wrong.

[@Loz-Omega]

Its derkeethus and he is a male. And also i heard he is kinda bugged

[@IndoorSunset]

@@Loz-Omega okay good to know. I'm glad that I wasn't imagining things.

[@Lotselance]

Darkeethus is bugged as hell, if you want to marry a male Argonian go for Scouts-Many-Marshes in Windhelm instead

[@vamp1024]

I ADORE Jenassa. I almost always either marry her or make her my bestie.

[@joepetto9488]

Stay away from my wife.

[@vamp1024]

@@joepetto9488 she can marry us both. She has 2 hands.

[@firstLast-jw7bm]

@@vamp1024 you two can have the hands as long as I can have that forehead crevice

[@NoVisor-i9r]

I always had her as a follower. I am just using Lydia to carry my crap.

[@Aldiraider]

i made her into my house-steward. Cause i already married another character.

[@Zireael_1251]

Good to know that I'm not the only one who chose Aela over Lydia. What I like about Aela is her attitude towards Dragonborn - she speaks as your equal, your Shield Sister, while Lydia keeps saying "I am your sword and your shield, I will carry your burdens..." like a servant.

[@goliath_red1102]

And Aela doesn’t block doorways 👍🏻

[@jayh5840]

Depends on what you're into I suppose

[@ab-zm2zl]

0:25 3 kapłanki, 1:20 Viola Giordano, 2:20 Temba Wide-Arm, 3:05 Aeri, 3:54 Avrusa, 4:51 Camilla, 5:35 ? , 6:18, 7:08, 7:47, 8:59, 9:49, 10:33 11:11 12:04 12:42 13:26 14:03 14:47 15:46 16:32 17:19 Lydia, 17:57 Sylgja (best person in Skyrim) 19:01 AELA THE HUNTRESS warrior & werewolf, 20:02 Ysolda, 21:17 Jenassa - dark Elf, Jenassa can be found at The Drunken Huntsman in Whiterun, where she can be hired as a follower for 500 Septims. When with you, she'll allow any crime you happen to commit.

[@AzureDeathHaseo]

My wife ranked 4th, I'm cool with that, as mentioned, good relationship with her parents and honesty is a must for me.

[@goose8313]

I always marry Shahvee ! She's so wholesome and she deserves to have a good life 🥺

[@zekenotech]

Ah, a fellow Shahvee enjoyer. When I married her, I manually walked with her all the way back to the house in Whiterun. We ran into a bear, a gang of bandits, and a troll and every time Shahvee drew her dagger and went "SQUARE UP, MFER". Best girl, hands down.

[@jasonmarin8187]

I married her too. I also wish that Serana and a female Khajit were an option for marriage.

[@Impalingthorn]

Shahvee men unite. Many would say we only like her because of her looks, but truly most Dragonborn wouldn't CONSIDER her because of their looks. Shahvee is wholesome and loving. If she looked like a Skyrim native you sweetroll stuffers would love her.

[@c1borgen]

The only argonian maid I can have

[@hal0justcal865]

Im literally playing a very vanilla RP argonian and made her my wifey. She knows deep down I'm a cut throat Merc but still loves and cares for me. Couldn't ask for a better kind hearted wife

[@allhandsondik7803]

Breylyna was my first and still favorite female romance. She's just adorable, with her continuous flubbung of her spells (while insisting to tolfdir she knows exactly what she's doing), and her trying to distance herself from her Telvanni family.

[@vanyadolly]

One of the best followers for sure. The College questline is rushed, but it's my favoruite faction for how at home I felt with the characters there. Brelyna and I have shared trauma from stumbling into more falmer dungeons than I can count 😂

[@JosephSmith-lm4ri]

10/10 dunmer gf.

[@DefeatedRoyalist]

Agreed! She also has more unique General dialogue if I’m not mistaken.

[@lsswappedcessna]

I've always wondered why she's marked as being a Conjuration mage instead of Alteration. Someone who is skilled enough of a mage in general to turn a person into a cow, then a horse, then back into a human, intended or not, should be studying Alteration. If I'm not mistaken, doesn't Neloth recognize her? I could've sworn he did but it might've been part of a dialogue overhaul mod, I've not taken her to him in quite a while.

[@lsswappedcessna]

@@JosephSmith-lm4ri Brelyna and Jenassa are both S-tier in personality and usefulness as followers for their particular playstyle. Damn shame Bethesda hadn't given them as much to say as Teldryn Sero, he's always gonna be my go-to Bethesda-created male follower. He's no Inigo, but I doubt Bethesda could ever create a follower with as much personality and overall utility as some of Skyrim's higher effort companion mods.

[@EulersIdentityCrisis]

In my first playthrough I married Njada because of the hard to get aspect. I was so disappointed when she still says mean stuff occasionally and in my house in Solitude she would sleep in the basement instead of the bedroom. Then I met Serana...so I did what anyone guy would do. I restarted and speedran the DLC to marry her only to find out you can't. I usually marry Sylgja. Even her mom is hot so you know she's going to retain her looks. Muiri is also hot; but you have to "accidently" hit her boss with an aggression spell so a guard can take her out making way for Muriri to take over the shop so you can invest in it.

[@keifujitora6587]

You can marry Muiri normally if you join the Dark Brotherhood and clear her quest (kill Alain and Nilsine)

[@isthiscry]

Senna from the temple of dibella is by far the baddest candidate in vanilla skyrim. She stayed in my solitude home rest of the playthrough

[@dark_matter1335]

This is why you lure Aerin into the woods and kill him when Mjoll isn't looking.

[@gavinspace]

lydia is the goat and no one can convince me otherwise

[@bertrandflantier3837]

She's not. Did i convice you ?

[@angbandsbane]

Because we treat her like a pack goat or other beast of burden?

[@jarrettbatchelor1873]

Serena

[@stanlydalone4402]

You’re thinking of Hilda, and just because she can carry a lot of extra loot it’s no reason to marry a goat

[@NoVisor-i9r]

Until you accidentally shoot her while trying to kill Draugr in the doorway. That's why she only has a bow for me.

[@Captainumerica]

You omitted to mention that Jenassa look really good in forsworn ravager clothes. Thought someone should say it.

[@JzargoTodd]

You might just be the best Skyrim channels ever

[@DmytroBogdan]

Not judging by the subs count😂

[@JzargoTodd]

@@DmytroBogdan what’s that supposed to mean

[@odlfmariner470]

@@JzargoTodd he's just being a bit shallow

[@DmytroBogdan]

@@odlfmariner470 what is that suppose to mean?

[@User-xs1iy]

I feel like Lord Farquad asking the Mirror on the Wall to show me my options.

[@theperfectexceeder]

so glad to see some love for Jenassa. on a new playthrough, i don't even bother with sven or faendal - i go straight to whiterun to hire her. she's my favorite.

[@Deadsphere]

I still argue that Shahvee is the best because she genuinely doesn't mind living in the docks of Winterhold and deals with the oppression she gets every day. I was going to use her quote as my Senior quote when I graduated but they made me change it. "Sometimes life puts you in difficult circumstances you didn't choose. But being happy or unhappy is a choice you make, and I've chosen to make the best of things that I can."

[@randyrandom3358]

Damn, who invited mister Philosopher eh? That proverb hits deep, it's just a shame that I can empathize with it personally

[@Yuki_Ika7]

Indeed, also I often times trick myself into being happy and upbeat

[@Rob_Thorsman]

Why did they make you change it?

[@Deadsphere]

@@Rob_Thorsman It wasn't a quote from a real person.

[@Rob_Thorsman]

@@Deadsphere Weird, especially when it was clearly written by one of the writers.

[@DadInTaiwan]

I married Borgakh (#13) in my last playthrough. Her tender pillow-talk contrasted so wonderfully with her tough Orc exterior that this Breton necromancer just couldn't resist.

[@lsswappedcessna]

Not bad looking either, which is hilarious. A badass tusked berserker with green skin looks better than a lot of the human women in the game.

[@greencreekranch]

If serana was an option there wouldn't even be a need for a list

[@NovaProspekt19]

Too edgy

[@stupiddumbidiot4624]

Agreed

[@Axel3xA]

There's a mod for that ;)

[@lsswappedcessna]

@@NovaProspekt19 I don't really see how she's edgy, honestly she's probably the least edgy vampire in the entire game, and even less edgy than a lot of the normal human characters. Maybe she's not as "normal" as Sylgja, but she's not evil, she's just a bit deadpan in how she talks about certain things, and you would be too if you were raped by a daedra and stuck inside a human-sized lockbox in some musty ass cavern for a few eras, hiding from your father who has gone down the deep end in just how cruel he is.

[@kensprivateinvestigation2128]

“The house will quickly be filled with mead and swords” Me: I see that as an absolute win.

[@talas2566]

“In Skyrim, love is lifelong” the hundreds of weapons and spells in my inventory: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@TheRealAceBase]

This is the first video I see of you, and within 16 seconds, I'm hooked. Your voice reminds me of the narrator from Discovery's "How it's Made" in the best way possible. Definitely sticking around for a while just to listen..

[@lsswappedcessna]

Bro really be releasing How It's Made: Children of Skyrim with all the jokes about gaining the lover's comfort buff.

[@kimf3452]

Sylgia is the best. She is truly kind and respectful. She's so sweet and hardworking. Her dialogues make you fall for her.

[@dandare9055]

"What can one suggest as possibility with Werewolf in a bedroom?!" "Keeping oneself warm through the winter under comfy fur?"

[@lsswappedcessna]

Just gotta give her a bath and some dewormer.

[@bigbadbambi9687]

Great video dude 😂

[@nercksrule]

Bro can't imagine topping an Orc blacksmith.

[@guilhermeosti9526]

Bro, keep doing these vids, they are awesome and funny. And informative

[@Ryan_Rants]

My 3 favorites all in the top 10 (Jenassa, Sylgja, and Muiri). Although I am partial to Muiri for her looks and the whole cool with murder aspect, I think Jenassa is the most practical wife. She is the perfect wife for a Dunmer who prefers to date stay within the superior race. She is a good follower, unique enough dialogue, and I always feel like I am giving her a real home when I marry her.

[@EFFCtoocool]

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[@Frank_42]

Face improvement mod packs were made for most of these wives. Maybe some personality packs would be nice. As for wives that talk down to you...that's actually pretty realistic.

[@Shadow_Sonata]

The Bijin mods are the best for that. You should see how it improves Ysolda and Sylgja.

[@vanlllasky]

@@Shadow_Sonata Pandorable's mods are good too

[@JayJoeVid4EVER]

Good thing I'm into that

[@yfns4795]

Borgakh is top 3 easy, she's just so unbelievably caring for you as a partner and doubles as a capable follower.

[@clayandros2038]

Senna from the temple of dibella is fine with moving into whatever home you have but maybe its because i always have adopted children when i marry her. Shes a pretty good wife too.

[@Furytear]

Great video I'd love it if you could put together a list for the modded wives available at some point and rank those.

[@VAULT-TEC_INC.]

Aela never stays at my house; she always walks back to the Companions Hall.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

She truly lives to work.

[@SleeplessSiren]

"She insists on being Windhelms biggest moron and for a city full of Nords, that's impressive" I like this guy he has good taste 🎵Down with Ulfric the killer of Kings. On the day of your death we will drink and we'll sing🎵

[@christopherbravo1813]

bro the way you described number 26 makes them sound like the best ones.

[@AhmadAli-sj5us]

You missed the actual best wife in Skyrim- my go to every time I'm in the family mood- Senna. She's a priestess of Dibella at the temple in Markarth. You have to do the quest about rescuing a girl who'll become the next... sybll? (can't be bothered to look it up now). For the dialogue: "You and me, we're the only ones in Skyrim worth loving..." "has the store made any money? Would you expect anything less of me...?" or, my personal favorite: "Leaving? Take the world by storm, my love." Strong, sexy. Number 1.

[@trenttabor8213]

Can you do a husbands ranking?

[@FgyjtIngenieroEuropeo]

Honestly Shahvee was my favorite just for the fact she is the only Saxhleel crazy enough to marry me. I feel bad for her backstory as a sneaky naugthy thief, and her devotion to earn a new and honest life is very aspiring. (Also Argonians are my favorite race in TES) Now she is favorite for how chill and kind she is, honestly i wish there was a way to convince her to become a rogue once again and turn both into a companion AND a wife. That way she would not be alone in our manor.

[@bad-people6510]

Borgak & Mjol the Lioness - S Tier

[@OnCydig]

Me before watching this: "Mirror mirror on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all"

[@asuddenredfox3626]

Ysolda was my first wife for my first character. She ended up being my go to for 90% of my other playthroughs. My current Khajiit playthrough has her managing Goldenhills Plantation, and I just imagine she’s making an alchemy material surplus empire in the background while taking care of the kids. And of course I bring her all the sleeping tree sap I can find.

[@Cheeesters]

I was so happy to see Shahvee so high on the list! She is my favorite and so sweet to me!

[@emberblade7430]

1:13 And if you are playing a Dibella zealot, its hard to justify starting that quest in the first place, since it involves stealing from the temple.

[@IorekB92]

Now I need a video on husbands lol. My dragonborn needs a husband

[@25Erix]

Farkas is my go-to husband. He remains Essential after the Companions questline (just don't use Storm Call. That will kill him).

[@tinnitusintensifies]

@@25ErixSTRUD-BOH-QAH

[@ThatCatDiaz]

​@@25ErixI bet he's a beast in bed too

[@IorekB92]

@@25Erix he's definitely a choice, a hottie himbo 😍😍😍 plus we'd both be in The Hunting Grounds in the afterlife

[@Erased-_]

We don’t need no Fus-Roh-Gay energy around here

[@OfficialLivingToast]

"Son, watch this video, It's how I met your mother"

[@Mucha_Hawlucha]

Great video! You should do a husbands one too!

[@MaliciousCat]

Shavree! My sweet, sweet Argonian maiden. I love her so much! She was the very first girl that I married in the game when I first played. My very first Skyrim character is married to her to THIS DAY! I made it a RULE... of mine no matter what version of the game nor alt; to NEVER marry Shavree or have the home in Whiterun. Those two things are reserved for my main with her and will always be a rule of mine. Shavree will always be my most favorite woman to marry in vanilla. Shavree is the most beautiful woman in all of Vanilla Skyrim.

[@Roboprogs]

I helped get a dock lizard off drugs, but I didn’t marry her 😜

[@MaliciousCat]

@@Roboprogs Haha! I know who you are talking about! That poor woman... I always help her when I see her on alts.

[@NovaProspekt19]

I got a skyrim crush on scouts many marshes.

[@James-rm7sr]

I am a bit shocked as I do love Jenessa, but the dark elf in the college of Winterhold. That is the one I normally go with

[@Dominus564]

Do you get to the Cloud district very often? Oh, what am I'm saying, of course you don't.

[@Roboprogs]

Nazeem really needs someone to shout out a response, doesn’t he?

[@lsswappedcessna]

@@Roboprogs and by shout I'd assume you mean all three words of Soul Tear and an empty Black Star?

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

The only reason Nazeem goes to the cloud district is to visits the Jarl's backside. Me on the other hand, I visit dragonsreach to discuss the ongoing hostilities, like the rest of the great warriors.

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

FUS RO DAH!!!

[@BlackJoker3067]

Damn my wife everytime i play this game is ranked 26th. Senna is a freak and my boy loved it, guess I'm a diabella zealot

[@eddyshrews2994]

I feel like Lord Farquad when he had that "choose your princess show"