Skyrim: Top 5 Spouses You Must Marry - Greatest Wives and Husbands of The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim

[@iExistJustOneTime]

I'm from Germany and I always married Farkas because I adored his voice and then at a family gathering I found out he was voiced by my uncle. Started a new game.

[@kazekage2407]

Shady X who is his voice actors name? his voice is iconic and I wanna know if he’s in anything else

[@iExistJustOneTime]

Well, in Germany it's my uncle Holger Löwenberg! Don't know about other languages though

[@nuke1863]

Damn your uncle got a hell of a voice

[@graciehilker3593]

Lol

[@smolopossummaxwell9624]

Since your german like me: Sweet home Saarland

[@tyrranide8708]

I remember marrying the Argonian who works at the mine, he has a bug that makes him run away from the players house back to the mines. Many times I've fast travelled to breeze home to see him running off in the distance. I then have to chase him and force him to go back inside. A healthy relationship.

[@JaeshaunDT]

lol

[@shannonmoore9981]

Any chance you play a dunmer character?

[@arys1876]

@@shannonmoore9981 Good one lol

[@Sophie-zk4hr]

Right after I got married he ran away and I never saw him again. He wasn't at the house. He wasn't outside. I couldn't find him. I quit the game and restarted as an orc.

[@tyrranide8708]

@@Sophie-zk4hr he runs back to the mine that hes found out. Seems like he would rather be there than with his loving wife...

[@Hellooo134]

Mjoll hates the thieves guild but shes my follower and she literally watches me steal so much and I'm literally the leader of thieves guild.

[@Blockdit]

And become wife of Thieve Master. 😂

[@ed_Skynight]

Grav Sounds like the perfect pair in my opinion. It’s like a Commissioner married to a Mob Boss.

[@jackbelmont4389]

The ultimate doble life

[@michaelheath2866]

Yeah these guys put in so much content, sometimes they didn't have time to really flesh out some of the more interesting characters. I could see several quest ideas involving her, including dealing with the whole Thieves guild thing. It's tough though because no matter how you slice it, the Thieves Guild comes back strong, and continues to ally with Maven Blackbriar if she becomes Thane, so the city government remains corrupt, and there's not much chance of her logically making peace with the guild, even if she wanted to focus on other problems.

[@a.j1002]

Me too

[@SuperPickle12]

Im so sorry about Aerin, Mjoll. It was so unfortunate how he tripped down the stairs and fell onto 3 of my arrows.

[@messageprocyber_techsonins5138]

😆loved that one 😁

[@theshreddedone8322]

It took three arrows to kill a unarmored NPC?

[@SuperPickle12]

@@theshreddedone8322 the other two to make sure he was dead

[@theshreddedone8322]

@@SuperPickle12 ah

[@paulhindson2613]

But he used to be an adventurer like you, until you put an arrow in his knee 🤣😂

[@lisanewcar9855]

Become the leader of the thieves guild and marry Mjoll the Lioness. Raise the most morally confused children of all time.

[@jesserutledge6260]

Lisa Newcar Do Dark Brotherhood and thieves guild.

[@leougrin]

And that's how you get chaotic neutral children

[@Thommy21011972]

Thats what I did 😂

[@barretthoven]

It’s like Giorno Giovanna Half of him is from a gentleman who just wants to help, the other half is from a gay asshole vampire who has killed dogs for no reason, and his only desire is to rule everything

[@TheMrAssassinchillz]

😂😂yo I’m actually in that situation

[@ramiromen6595]

I would like to be able to marry Balgruf, but honestly there would be a distance issue in the relationship, considering that the Dragonborn doesn't go to the Cloud District very often

[@tuazulyrojoeljean]

Uh...? that sounds like something a nazzem would say!

[@sgtbacon63]

Fucking brilliant

[@zetkeel6160]

What are you saying, of course you don't.

[@weebofthesouth4113]

Damn it Nazeem!

[@etps4444]

*_Take it back!!_* >:c

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

My default marriage is Ysolda. Attracive, nice voice, drug dealer, great with kids.

[@DevilDaRebel]

Woah woah woah woah, something there is not like the others.

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

@@DevilDaRebel yeah, I don't always adopt kids straight away, but when I do ylsoda is cool with it.

[@RHYS20058]

@@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz no it's definitely something else😂😂

[@theorangedinosaur4098]

I married ysolda to

[@chinghamburger2200]

What mod do you have to install to marry her?

[@MrSockez]

Mjoll: agressively trying to destroy the thieves guild me, the leader of the guild: *SWEATING PROFUSELY*

[@slickadooie]

Me every play through 🤣🤣

[@piratepale7729]

Me, marrying her anyway: lesbian fear

[@eonnephilim852]

Not unless you turn the guild around using Thieves' Guild for Good Guys. It works pretty well and has a satisfying conclusion, too.

[@madarauchiha6492]

@@piratepale7729 there’s always someone like you

[@lyle60023]

@@madarauchiha6492 ?

[@jace_519]

Skyrim logic: wow I don’t wanna Marry anyone, they are all boring Serana: hey Me: oh hey can I marr- Serana: no

[@Hopscotchpro11]

i just like to pretend my girl is married to her

[@tennobytemusic1529]

@Logan Brawn YOU CAN TURN HER HUMAN???

[@mmhmmthatright6900]

@@tennobytemusic1529 After you run through the dawnguard quest line a dialogue option pops up that say something like "Have you ever considered finding a cure for yourself" Then she leaves for a couple days and when you find her at dawguard later she's human. If you want to become a vampire later you have to contract vampirism through fighting a vampire just fyi and idk if it can be done if you've become a werewolf.

[@ManLikeEddy]

Serana is that one girl everyone likes she also makes sexual jokes

[@exantiuse497]

After what Molag Bal did to her to make her a "daughter of Coldharbor"... it's understandable why she needs another thousand years break from relationships

[@oneparticularlysmartape]

1st bride option: Powerful, renowned adventurer and posible companion. 1st groom option: ... He works at the inn in Solitude.

[@mjag2834]

Had a funny feeling that Mjoll played far too much with her Dads sword Grimsever and forgot all about her own sword Chillrend........

[@mysticallionn6770]

Maelich Arn I thought chillrend was mercers sword

[@bringmethealiens7519]

Don't forget he makes dad jokes

[@mjag2834]

@@bringmethealiens7519 No no Sorex makes Dad jokes.

[@acehealer4212]

“Badass warrior woman” and “wholesome domestic man” are exactly my tastes

[@VanLupen]

My Hagraven Wife is all I need... That’s sure was a Night to Remember.

[@robertwarden6575]

It would have been interesting if Bethesda gave you the option keep her as your legitimate spouse

[@afinoxi]

_Not if that night is every night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )_

[@nelsongaskell4061]

47most SOON wow

[@marbleherogaming735]

@@robertwarden6575 thats what mods are for

[@lordmiraak5083]

Honest M'aiq how are you still alive

[@soupbert254]

I like how you can get married, adopt children, become extremely respected and be a vampire that goes to city’s and drains peoples blood then come back home and act like nothing happened

[@aaronmarkham4424]

Not even get a bounty on top of it

[@revengance4149]

kinda reminds me of Muzan from demon slayer. He's the king of all demons (essentially vampires) but uses his shapeshifting powers to just live with his wife and daughter in a city

[@Honor_Defend]

Oh so like a modern politician

[@ToushiDiablo]

I also murder people because a desiccated corpse told me to.

[@igorbrasilense2396]

Honestly i always saw the evil things you can and sometimes have to do as The Last Dragonborn slowly losing his "Mortal" side, with him being a demigod and all, i mean you probably saw so many outlandish things and talked with so many literal gods that at some point the concept of "Normal" just kinda vanishes almost entirely

[@ElffieElix]

"hey brynjolf wanna go out?" Brynjolf: "no, lass, I've been flirting with you for the entire theif's guild quest line but I don't want to marry you" *Installs mod* "Ok how about now"

[@Ghost-kt9et]

same i'm a sucker for that accent

[@Zenfart]

Brynjolf and Serana 😍

[@HatsunePeeku]

brynjolf: sorry lad/lass I've got things to do we'll speak another time when is another time brynjolf that's all you ever say to me

[@MissSchnickfitzel]

THIS

[@Shadow_1923]

I aint gay but.......

[@joeyj6526]

"You slept with my F**cking wife!!" "No no, I have a minor bug with my path finding script is all, promise"

[@Jade_West2010]

Why does that remind me of GTA

[@sarahyongue4949]

@@Jade_West2010 I love your name, lemme just say~

[@chloukscolor7905]

Pretty sure it’s from the Free! parody called 50% Off. A very fun watch !

[@pbonfanti]

My battleaxe have a minor bug which make heads roll on the floor.

[@uiuelite]

@@pbonfanti my werewolf have bug him very hungry

[@HORRIOR1]

Have to say I am annoyed Bethesda cut out Ingun Blackbriar and Elisif the Fair as marriage candidates. Would have been fun to marry into money and power.

[@Detahramet]

Too bad marriage erases their personality for the most part.

[@basvanheumen4231]

Exactly. Those two possible candidates would have a whole quest dedicated to them. Ingun would probably end up becoming the Jarl of Riften, with you as her second / steward in charge, while also husband. Elisif would have the most impressive questline, with her becoming High Queen and you becoming High King of Skyrim. You'd be more powerful than the Empire in the province. They could even add a management option to the palace or the city. That would be fun to experience. But it takes time to put that in game. The Civil War questline is quite bugged sometimes already.

[@trontosaurusrex9532]

That's wild,I've only recently started delving into the cut content and it really seems like we got half of the intended game.

[@fg09403]

@@trontosaurusrex9532 welcome to all Bethesda games. Even Morrowind they had originally planned on having the whole of Morrowind but instead, it was just vardenfell.

[@Fenris2]

@@Detahramet except the most annoying is muiri sure she's hot but she keeps mentioning the mission from dark brotherhood all day

[@lycanknight7184]

I was stalking Aerin to "take care of him" after marrying Mjoll. A dragon attacked and did it for me. Only time I've ever been happy to be suddenly engulfed in flames

[@magmat0585]

that's similar to what i was thinking, just wait around with Mjoll and Aerin in Riften until the Dawnguard vamp squad shows up (it's like once every 3 days, right?), Mjoll should survive, being a follower (and also, armored), and Aerin shouldn't

[@VERGILGASM]

Someone make a comic about this, please

[@DavetheNord]

Same here, except a couple of mages ambushed the poor fellow. He fought bravely. hahaha

[@88Fitzy88]

I caught aerin in an unfortunate cross fire when he randomly appeared during a stormcloak/imperial fight, he got in between me and the guy i was fighting, had no choice :( ;)

[@NightshadeScp-]

The dragon said "i got you fam"

[@trustymccoolguy32]

I have high standards. "He also knows dad jokes!" OH NO HES MEETING ALL OF THEM

[@jaredbrothers1344]

Alright papyrus.

[@synthtoaster]

Hahaha

[@zacplayzgamer6328]

@@jaredbrothers1344 "I can make spaghetti"

[@ChildEater_404]

On my wedding ceremony with Jordis, Lydia suddenly stood up，drawn her sword and kept that position until the end... She almost gave me a heart attack

[@belfasterd]

Lmao I'm dead!

[@ericamborsky3230]

The memes have given her sentience.

[@prakashrawat8734]

She had sworn to carry your burden 😂

[@maiak.3588]

I married Lydia. Then accidentally killed her while we were clearing a cavern. The one with the people summoning the wolf goddess.

[@waswolltihr1526]

I had a bug where my spouse actually stood up during the ceremony and walked out on me with my controls still being locked and the priest still talking.... Talking about an awkward situation....o_O

[@tholgrimstonebeard5943]

Skyrim Community: "I can't believe Aerin keeps hanging around my wife, Mjoll. I am so jealous!" Mjoll the Lioness: "Welcome home, darling. How were your adventures with Lydia?"

[@nasserfirelordarts6574]

Ooooooff

[@Xxsorafan]

Got eem

[@krookyy_]

Lol I killed Aerin cause he was a simp and I married Mjol

[@tholgrimstonebeard5943]

He's just her Lydia.

[@dustylittlecrow3437]

That hurts mentally XD

[@SuchADumbUsername]

I like how Moth gro-Bagol suggests marriage. "You're strong, clever; I'd be proud to face the challenges of life with you." Felt nicer than "won't lie, I am."

[@mjag2834]

Gark females are utter perverts, so you wont get it down any further than that. You dirty bitch.

[@amys495]

@@mjag2834 Mad because you don't get pussy, aren't you?

[@noidea7523]

@@mjag2834 guys i found the incel

[@mjag2834]

@@noidea7523 Even worse! I've found the politically correct 'cultural appropriate' - good luck with throwaway culture - braincell!!! (P.S Enjoy the summer sun, it seems to have gone to the keyboard warriors heads again this year).

[@RosaCatz]

Maelich Arn I’m not entirely sure what you’re trying to say here

[@just_harry1638]

Skyrim logic: Deliver drinks for someone MARRY ME

[@AdiG1]

[delivers a dress] “Take me, you stud”

[@TchaikovskyListener]

Technically it takes place during a “Middle Ages” style era. Lol

[@wolvesfang271]

It does explain why. I am paraphrasing but it was sort of like "Life in Skyrim is harsh and often short, so take love where you can find it. Wear this amulet of mara and if someone is interested, they'll let you know". Not going to lie, wish we had that feature right now.

[@ArbyRadio]

Considering 90% of the population of skyrim appears to be bandits, necromancers, and dragons, I'd say the guy whose willing to run an errand for you is miles ahead of most of the competition! On a serious note...real life is funny. You never know what one random act of kindness might change your life!

[@tomoyaokazaki2138]

If only it were that easy irl to win women’s affections..

[@C0TTAGEC0RE]

Mjoll: *moves into my house after I've married her* Aerin: It's free real estate

[@broderick2424]

He got a werewolf mauling when he came in my manor

[@nauticalgaming2961]

broderick mcgee I sucked his blood when he came in my house

[@hunterwpayne1]

@@nauticalgaming2961 Oh I bet you did ;)

[@withheldrathernotsay3324]

He’s a total freeloader... I hope there’s a mod out there that keeps him out...

[@C0TTAGEC0RE]

@@withheldrathernotsay3324 yeah.. it's called murder

[@MavenFade]

Man a questline with Mjoll that made it to where you could systematically dismantle the Thieves Guild would have been legendary

[@mxn0chr0maxic85]

Like the "destroying the dark brotherhood" quest! It'd lock you out of the theives guild quest, though, which kinda messes with other quests. the dark brotherhood questline requires you to go to the theives guild, as does the stones of barenziah.

[@RoxanneSwithin]

​@@mxn0chr0maxic85 the dude at the college of winterhold who offers to be a fence for you could stand in on the stones of barenziah. Honestly I hate the Dark Brotherhood tho, so I would be the type to destroy both.

[@bluewolf7111]

"Sorry guys, im disbanding the guild" "What?!" "My wife doesnt like it"

[@silentgameplay4364]

And name the quest Ratting out the rats.

[@mchro]

I killed Aerin, put his soul in a gem and enchanted an iron daggger named “Cucked” now proudly hanging on my wall lmao

[@isachan834]

Wow haha

[@Ashpect]

i did the same thing but to nazeem

[@eddielewis8833]

Thats deep 😂😂

[@dustykolkin6215]

Genius. I only have to add "SIMP".

[@georgelaflare]

@@Ashpect shit, I just killed nazeem with a sword called “Cloud District”

[@alevel20warbear37]

You gotta feel bad for Erin, lol. He saves a woman's life and provides her a long-time friendship, but the moment someone retreives a sword for her, she's head-over-heels for them, lmao

[@heathbrown4350]

Erin always experiences... "an accident" in my play-throughs. I've lost count of the fun ways that happens. The most recent was casting fury on him from a safe distance while stealthed and watching the guards punish him.

[@MikeTheWolfman35]

I usually just kill him outright, right in the streets. I'm Thane...I do what I want! Lol

[@donar7724]

@@heathbrown4350 Mjoll I dont know how to tell you but your life time friend and saviour Erin just randomly freaked out and tried to erase the entire city and thus got crushed by the guards

[@demonmurphy]

I recruited Mjoll into the Blades and Erin naturally followed. Not long after, he was eaten by a dragon because his dumbass just had to follow her into battle.

[@seb2750]

Erin just hopes to fulfill his 3some fantasy with Mjoll and you. Same as that pervert Faendral and Camilla

[@molpep4767]

Maven: make me angry and I contact the dark brotherhood! *Me having wiped them all out literally just 5 minutes ago* ok

[@zayeduddin182]

Me being the leader of the dark brotherhood: ok

[@sheogallvoidgazer2423]

*I AM the dark brotherhood*

[@amonkoutaro5940]

How do you destroy the dark brotherhood?

[@molpep4767]

@@amonkoutaro5940 kill Astrid when you get kidnapped you can also rescue the people in the shack after she's dead

[@amonkoutaro5940]

Molpep thanks

[@bowenorcutt78]

I feel like a lot of the NPCs get kind of dull to be around after you exhaust all of their dialogue. Which usually only takes one or two conversations. This includes spouses and adoptees. I kind of wish more followers had quests associated with them so you can spend time getting to know them. Which is why it's a cruel irony that both of the main DLC followers are unmarriable...

[@fishygaming7121]

Serana and Frea?

[@chimmyfraser9192]

You can marry serana, but its a little more complicated than other marriages.

[@kieranflaherty3316]

@@chimmyfraser9192 How?!

[@Kdubwifi]

@@kieranflaherty3316 you cannot marry Serana without mods

[@WarPigstheHun]

Welcome to marriage in real life :)

[@ryqabvn]

I married Aela once. I can’t remember the exact dialogue but her whole attitude seemed kind of, “sure, why the hell not?” She was my favorite.

[@zachbuechleinlinerider4112]

Just married her last night Interested? I am. You? I am. Okay. It's settled then lol

[@Ariel-rm8oi]

After I realized Marcurio said "good dog" to Meeko, I dragged his ass back to riften and put a ring on it.

[@WheeInDisBeech]

LMAO SAME

[@Toe_Knee_69]

Dammit, I sacrificed him to Boethiah

[@TravisRenegade]

I sacrificed him to boethiah

[@soulgamess6337]

Meek for me got killed by a random vampire mistwalker. Most satisfying decapitation ever.

[@quentin932]

I knew my love for Marcurio wasn't unjust

[@BurningBlue2022]

The best husband is obviously Paarthurnax

[@draacthedestroyer74]

omg yes, tbh i’ll take any dragon for a spouse

[@ADthehawk]

He will always sweep you off your feet with no effort at all...

[@arifcso6633]

Now I understand Hadvar " 'Dragonborn' huh?Is it your mom or dad was the dragon?" -Hadvar

[@NiceuRiceu]

@@arifcso6633 fun fact: Reman Cyrodiil was said to be conceived when his father encountered the essence of Alessia which was the land and then died after making love with a hill where 9 months later, baby Reman appeared at the top

[@Gradivus7295]

I'd be gay for paarthanax

[@clearface6227]

Aerin died in a vampire attack in Riften. I was like: "Oh noooooo! Well, anyways..."

[@Arronic]

Mjoll on the other hand Great no more annoying aerin Now I can spend more time with her with aerin being a nuisance

[@prakashrawat8734]

Ysolda: Can you give me a Mammoth Tusk Me: Yeah, why not. Ysolda: I am officially in love with you

[@JH-zs3bs]

She may have meant that an an allegory^^

[@thereaper2762]

That's after you stole her ring with that Daedrick Sam and had to give it back. She's very forgiving!

[@AstarionWifey]

She probably assumed you would kill a mammoth 🦣 for the tusk

[@Not_Skynet2044]

I marry her and moved into solitude during my unarmed playthrough

[@normansyawal2163]

@@AstarionWifey I actually did, with 3 type of arrows lol

[@mrlordcatvods5047]

Why can't i marry Jarl Balgruf? this is outrageous

[@sw-gs]

BECAUSE HE'S BALLIN'!!!

[@HankusTheTankus333]

sw gs jarl ballin, ballin S W A G

[@billygranzow1331]

HankusTheTankus He's the Loooord of the Rings

[@McPlaySpot]

he's the jarl of whiterun , holler if you need him , holler if you need reefer

[@poeticrevelations]

Theres a mod for that. Makes most people able to be married. As most have the marriage dialogue and stuff in the code just isn't primary. This mod makes them primary pretty much anyone can be married

[@Liex59]

In my first save file I married Camilla and had Faendal as my housecarl. I didnt realize how much of a dick move that was until one of my friends pointed it out to me LMAO

[@darklord3861]

Jesus hahahah

[@devilknight678]

That's an alpha move right there

[@13vatra]

Faendal: Hey would you mind helping me win Camilla's heart? Dragonborn: That's a great idea! ... For me, not you. Oh by the way would you be interested in working for my wife and I?

[@Liex59]

@@13vatra my vows were "Camilla, I've loved you ever since the day Faendal went on and on about you for several hours"

[@danstrikker6465]

We got a Chad right here

[@elgoblino9918]

I Installed the True Thane mod and I asked some guards to accompany Aerin for a little walk in the woods .... strangely only the guards came back.

[@deadWu]

Last name of Aerin is Wick? Did they found only a blood stained quill at the scene of the crime? XD

[@hyperlightdragon]

What about 'Top 5 Spouses You Must NEVER Marry'?

[@thetigersgoat]

@@DevixianTheOriginal who happens to take a liking to you after you retrieve the golden claw for her brother

[@rahulverma8774]

Firehawk Gaming it's not her fault tht all lads in riverwood including dovakin is after her

[@beutechan]

@@DevixianTheOriginal The name is nice tho

[@MoaRider]

@@DevixianTheOriginal I find it hilarious that you can help either Faendal or Sven ruin each other's chances at getting with Camilla and then marry Camilla yourself. Imagine asking some stranger to help you woo a girl, he helps, then forces you to fight for him, cucks you and forces you come to the wedding and every so often you have to follow the Dragonborn into his mansion and see the woman you loved raising the Dragonborn's (adopted) children. Being a Skyrim NPC is suffering.

[@snape6156]

MoaRider I used to help faendal because I didn't like Sven for some reason, but when I realised it would be so much more painful to help sven then do this to him, I've done it ever since

[@blarfroer8066]

I married Aela while playing a Khajiit, that was also a werewolf. Ultimate Furry Marriage.

[@ac1dnet]

Frost Nacht i did the same exact thing

[@legatedovahkiin3771]

Me too

[@presidentbanana4536]

me too

[@tomoyaokazaki2138]

Sounds like S’oggy balls from Skyrim for Pimps season 5 in KZbin

[@senpeepeereee9850]

SAME

[@josepholin5733]

6:12 Here's the situation, you attacked my family. Now you're going to apologize or I'm going to ki-Is that an amulet of Mara?

[@vegetin01]

I always start a new play through intent on making all new decisions but then I hear Jenassa saying something about bathing in the blood of enemies and I fall in love all over again.

[@homelessrobot]

Aerin: my wife's boyfriend.

[@gentlemanjaxx]

I love her response when asked if she’s interested, but Aerin ruins the vibe 🤣

[@fireice8828]

@@gentlemanjaxx I always murder Aerin even though I don’t marry Mjoll. He’s too much of a simp to be kept around lol

[@trillionbones89]

Soul trap him and enchant jewelry with his soul to gift it to her. Edit: make it a necklace and it will be the closest to her heart this simp will ever get. Or make it the wedding ring to thank him for saving her life.

[@Bibrius]

Sounds like Mjoll is Nordic for Jada

[@joemama114]

Muiri is Best Wife. She demands you murder 2 people before you can put a ring on it.

[@PunkZombie1300]

You murder two and drive another to suicide, basically completely destroying a family in the process. Lol

[@ladyselin35]

You kill many bandits ,draugrs, and a dragon for Lydia, Get tougher missions for other housecarls Bandits , dwemer structures, lots of falmer and their pets and a Dwemer Centrion for Mjoll The Lioness A Mammooth and possibly Giant ( If youre not a milk drinker to steal or buy it ) for Ysolda Destroying Silver hand for Aela Killing bandits with their leader and a girl and indirectly cause a her mother suicide for Muiri 500 gold for Janessa and other mercenaries Retrieving golden claw for Camilla and many more. To marry a Nord woman you have to have balls ^^

[@Nether_Syn]

@@ladyselin35 Muiri is a breton

[@ladyselin35]

@@Nether_Syn I didnt say she was. Point is getting a nord female is harder than getting breton or other race's females.

[@mjag2834]

Muiri got shot in the neck, off of a bridge in Markath with my Nightingale bow, Muiri fell and cracked her head open on a rock, put another arrow in her head whilst no one was looking, just to be sure...

[@deanr.throckmortonjr.133]

My favorite spouse is Serana. Sure she keeps turning me down every time I ask her, but I’ll wear her down eventually!

[@jonisabin4938]

I feel like she does like you and there is a thing tbh just her and temples and all

[@dcd-pn3sd]

So you want a wife that bitches and complains ALL THE TIME ? Now THATS immersion people.

[@just_harry1638]

Reminds me of leanord and penny from the Big Bang theory

[@lastmexicano]

dcd 2015 I laughed way too hard

[@GX2re]

@@dcd-pn3sd Well I did marry Taarie...

[@emmat3691]

I wish we would have been able to follow a quest line to destroy the thieves guild and uproot the blackbriars, lead by Mjoll. How epic would that be?

[@tomb7901]

Yes!

[@mrshockborad9046]

same with the dark brotherhood, as cool as it to build something up be nice to take something down and not just ignore it if you catch my meaning

[@theheroofpancake9056]

@@mrshockborad9046 I can’t tell if you’re saying similar to the dark brotherhood or a mod to take down the dark brotherhood? Because there’s already a quest for that in vanilla Skyrim

[@youngmxn]

@@theheroofpancake9056 what quest

[@theheroofpancake9056]

@@youngmxn I think the name was “Destroy the Dark Brotherhood” and you initiate it by killing the one who kidnapped you, in the shed

[@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii7738]

Singular: mouse Plural: mice Singular: spouse Plural: spice

[@DonPichote6898]

No

[@danandchristineharbour2538]

Dont have spice

[@gladius1413]

Hey! That's a good joke xD

[@AndersonAlves1]

Spice girls hummmmm

[@soapie725]

"hey want to meet my 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑪𝑬"

[@barretthoven]

Serana after following you around for an entire DLC, making sexual jokes, and even (depending on if you ask her) curing herself of vampirism for you: “Yeah I don’t want to marry you.” A random girl after you give her some random thing: “Yes.”

[@trust.worthy]

What jokes?

[@barretthoven]

Xen Cogdell I forgot now but I remember at some point she at least makes a sexual innuendo

[@masonlomas967]

Modders: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

[@RaxusXeronos]

@@trust.worthy "My mother had a thing for magical constructs.....Not...In that way..." or something along those lines when asking her about the Gargoyles on your way to her mother's lab.

[@turgut1071]

Barreethoven the game has voice lines for it where she doesn't turn you down, you need a mod for her to not reject you I think

[@drunkmurican4267]

Dad: *Speaks in squeaky young males voice and is jovial* Son: *Sounds like grouchy old man and tells Dad jokes* Wtf?

[@ViktoriousDead]

Drunk Murican to be fair my dad sells printers and I became an Army ranger and smoke heavily

[@Liimeyyy]

@@ViktoriousDead The only relevant part of that was you smoking heavily

[@ViktoriousDead]

Limey it was to emphasize the grouchy old man, life experience stereotype compared to the jovial young kid

[@ravingcrab8405]

Well, genetics is the only I can say) maybe one of his grandfathers or grandgrandfathers had that full of testosterone voice

[@BunBun299]

To anyone who wants to marry Mjoll the Lioness, but doesn't want Aerin hanging around. If you just kill him, it will make your bride angry. So, as Mjoll to move as far from Riften as you can, Solitude or Markarth should do the trick. When Aerin shows up, as Mjoll to follow you. This will prompt Aerin to head home. Tell Mjoll to wait, then follow Aerin back to Riften. He's not a fighter. There are many dangers on the road back to Riften. You just have to stalk him long enough for Skyrim's ecosystem to do its thing. Do save before trying this, just in case Mjoll blames you anyway.

[@justintaylor3044]

This gave me some hope but is still *quite* malicious, I’ll save it for my thalmor spy play through

[@justintaylor3044]

I’d say the least malicious way is to recruit her into the blades, because it’s his fault if he gets mauled following her into battle. 🤷‍♂️ She’s a perfect blades candidate too, no reason you shouldn’t choose her.

[@BunBun299]

@@justintaylor3044 For the Blades, I tend to recruit people who don’t have much else going on in their lives. Mjoll I tend not to, because I often marry her. One person I frequently recruit is the Dark Elf chick from the Azura quest. Her goddess tells her she’s not going to get any more visions, so new career in the Blades for her. My last recruit my first time doing it was Eola, since the Blades got pissy with me for not killing Paarthrunax, and I figured she might just eat Delphine for me.

[@joeybradbury7684]

You may be the head of the Thieves Gild, but Mjoll loves you regardless. Now that is true love

[@Lanoira13]

I was very surprised she stayed friends with me when I told her to go fvck herself over that..... I mean she's loyal, can't fault her there.

[@aizensosuke6099]

Reminds me of when Cordelia and Gaius marry each other in Fure Emblem Awakening XD Thief x Captain of the guard.

[@joeybradbury7684]

Hoàng Nguyên hahaha she’s a gold digger

[@xenon7232]

@@aizensosuke6099 Oh no, not the shipping

[@joeybradbury7684]

Hoàng Nguyên but he gets to the cloud district often

[@SuperSyokora]

I find it humerous having Farkas as a husband. Rough and Tough Companion cooking dinner for his Orc wife.

[@YourWaywardDestiny]

You'd think you'd see a lot of the companions going for Orcs, honestly. That love of honorable and fighting would go a long way to make that a happy relationship.

[@CommanderWiggins]

The mental image of Farkas being a stay at home dad while his Orc wife adventures around and bashes people's skulls in makes me laugh.

[@hiramesensei3112]

No man can resist the Death by Snu Snu.

[@tropical_7736]

I always felt like he’s a real sweetheart on the inside, like he’s the kinda first Companion from the inner circle to really show any type of affection or compassion to the player. Plus he reminds me of Kili from the Hobbit trilogy lol

[@davidharvey8063]

Farkas is my forever husband in the game and I feel wrong marrying anybody else

[@Versailles18]

"Next up,we have our first and only mer on this list." "Next up,we have Taarie, an Altmer living in Solitude."

[@XochiCh]

"Hey! How's it going, guys? Nate here! And this is Part 2 of Skyrim Spouses, first off we have Avrusa Sarethi, she's a Dunmer who can be found... ...And is also friends with a famous NPC from previous games..."

[@Lanoira13]

d r a g h i m

[@marhawkman303]

@NurturingTalents I think Nate meant "only Dunmer". Anyways, there's several elf options, just only the one Altmer. :/

[@travismudd3564]

I actually didn't notice that. Nicely done.

[@stanleywilliams1605]

@NurturingTalents The one at the College? Yep you are right. You can.

[@elizatherandomperson4709]

My favorites are probably Farkas and Vilkas from the companions. I find the duality of the two fun and how they can switch from the spouse talk to the Companions leader talk when you ask them for work is entertaining to me

[@AnyaRedHairPrincess]

Serana is the only girl I wanted to marry and she is not available. Thank god there is a mod for that.

[@RawkL0bster]

Enjoy Molag bal's sloppy seconds!

[@nac5598]

@@RawkL0bster bruh 😂

[@zyadzekri39]

@@RawkL0bster Not cool bro she didnt have a choice

[@RawkL0bster]

@@zyadzekri39 She and her mother are willing Daughters of Coldharbour. You can even ask ingame if she regrets becoming a vampire and she says no. Even when you ask her if she would ever cure herself, she almost seems to takes offense by thinking you would be "curing" her of the abilities given to her.

[@zyadzekri39]

@@RawkL0bster But the ritual is literally getting raped until you suffer fatal wounds. I'm not really sure if you could call something like enjoyable

[@allyshamcallister5669]

I've always crushed over Elisif and Ulfric. Maybe I'm a Skyrim gold digger idk.

[@WheeInDisBeech]

Elisif is a pure bean and I love her with all my heart, 'nuff said.

[@Cynder757]

Ulfric is kinda hot ngl

[@BierBart12]

Elisif x Ulfric?

[@rokukou]

Bier B how do i delete someone else’s comment?

[@jacobbernhardt2753]

@@BierBart12 No that is very unholy

[@stopandconsider416]

Player: "Serana, will you marry me?" Serana: "nah bish" *mods: "Allow me to introduce myself"*

[@sparkthefloofyprotogen3556]

Hah

[@darkfireproject2102]

She's the only person aside from Lydia that I consider for marriage, She's the only NPC that has real romantic sounding dialogue before getting married.

[@kevinmencer3782]

@@darkfireproject2102 I have to wonder if that was intentional. It wouldn't be the first time that Bethesda nearly did something, only to reverse course after recording the dialogue and stuff.

[@rexaxis3450]

I may be the minority, but Serana wasn't of much interest to me in that regard.

[@mcthuggin9803]

@@rexaxis3450 right? All these cucks are weird

[@Turtle-Melon]

I finally managed to marry Taerie (It took me forever to get the Investor perk you need to get her to marry you) and I love her unique marriage dialogue

[@knightofberenike9633]

Altmer wife is the best cuz she’ll live long enough to take care of the great-grandkids one day

[@thedoomslayer5863]

@@knightofberenike9633 become a vampire and you can live as long as her then when she finally begins to die of old age you can cure yourself and die with her

[@thedoomslayer5863]

Wait you need a literal perk for her to marry you???

[@Turtle-Melon]

@@thedoomslayer5863 You need to both help her in her mini-queet to wear the Radiant Rainment outfit to the Blue Palace AND invest in the Radiant Rainment. Thus, yes, you need the investor perk

[@ahistoric_gamer9716]

It’s funny cos I married her without investing. I don’t know how but it let me marry her 😂

[@NicholasGinotti]

"Sorex knows dad jokes" That's it, I'm convinced. My character's going gay, I need this in my life

[@riderc2770]

I heard it as "bad jokes", not "dad jokes".

[@tristonmealer2991]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@avalondavis806]

I love how you decided to go gay instead of just making a female character lol

[@neonickhaos4811]

@@avalondavis806 too much work

[@avalondavis806]

@@neonickhaos4811 lololololol truue

[@EarlyOwOwl]

"Hey I did that thing you wanted me to do. Now marry me."

[@CatCheshire]

So romantic... XD

[@falconeshield]

Serana: No

[@alanr2504]

Sorex's voice sounds older than his dad's 😂

[@OctavioHadra]

He sounds like the Riverwood trader.

[@alanr2504]

@@OctavioHadra true! That's what I thought when I heard it

[@deepblume6611]

@@OctavioHadra or nick valentine

[@T.T.0503]

@@OctavioHadra or Belethor

[@konekodraws1064]

Or Mercer Frey

[@RevanLockheart-]

If he tried talking to me like that he'd end up ""accidentally"" disappearing.

[@TheBamaChad-W4CHD]

Yeah he would quickly end up on a super high flight he never wanted lol

[@RevanLockheart-]

@@TheBamaChad-W4CHD Giant airways ,eat your heart out.

[@Cricketmane]

Accidentally meaning in front of the town who then realizes, oh, I’m the fkn Thane so Idowhatiwant

[@finalxemnasv210]

Sorex: Apologize or you’re dead. Me, max level with god tier weapons, armors, and spells: Alright

[@aaronmarkham4424]

So I start blasting

[@FreelyColorful]

There’s a ton of good npcs to marry and stuff then theres me with my “Marry Cicero” mod

[@roadsideassistance3024]

FreelyColorful 😂😂😂😂

[@c4shallie]

senpai cicero ;)

[@megasocky]

Ah a man with culture

[@DCTR-qv6jd]

Edit* I'd yeet myself off the throat of the world ilfrom his voice

[@FreelyColorful]

camikazie maveric I enjoy it enough not to mind lol, so good thing you dont marry him 🤧

[@SashikuChan]

This one cannot help but notice the very few Khajiit romance options in the game. Such a shame.

[@calebcollywager2374]

Leah Glidewell I wish we had the option of marrying J’zargo without mods tbh.

[@01howdoidothis]

Leah, I always liked my Khajit's hairless. Don't like choking up hair balls.

[@zent8324]

the RDO mod lets you marry them!

[@jhay3966]

yeah, heck even Khajiit followers are only J'zargo and Kharjo.

[@bjorn1583]

with lovers lab you can do almost anything

[@That0melette]

I never see Cosnach on these lists, I think he's a really underrated spouse. People seem to not like him because he's a drunk and the first thing he does is fight you, but he has unique dialogue as a spouse that I find very endearing. He sounds like he's genuinely smitten with the player, and it's adorable

[@courtneydevries581]

I had a game that I was a completely badass Khajit, card carrying member of both the Thieves Guild and the Dark Brotherhood, occasional Daedra worshipper. I just had a soft spot for the kiddos so I adopted two, built a house and then was like...well...now I need a wife to take care of them so I married Camilla Valerius. We had a happy life, until Faendal started showing up. I let it go, but then he started taking up residence and I found him effing SLEEPING IN MY BED WITH MY WIFE. I left, angry, hurt, betrayed. I sought a divorce, but no..not in Skyrim! We are not advanced enough for that, at least not on the Xbox. I considered murdering her, but thought that might be too traumatic for the children. After one more assassin spree for the Brotherhood I return and THEN I found Faendal freaking coming out of my house! It was the last straw. I stalked Faendal through the woods, shot him in the back with an arrow, took all his possessions and left his body in an abandonded cabin. Then I returned to my cheating, awful wife and SOLD her all of Faendal's belongings. The revenge was worth it, but for the rest of the game she was mopey and always had a sad expression.

[@JhitStain]

Haha

[@vincentfamorcan7286]

Camilla was also the first NPC I married when I first played Skyrim. Back then I didn't realize there was a bug with Camilla. I was so frustrated at the time I also shot Faendal with my bow and even captured his soul accidentally. I ended up the selling the black soul gem to my wife not realizing it was actually Faendal's. Anyways because of this bug, I never married Camilla on any of my subsequent playthroughs too bad because she's one of the first person you interact with every time you begin a playthrough.

[@sammydh]

I feel like there should be lawyers involved...

[@Llh.811]

Oh, my character is also a badass khajiit, member of the dark brotherhood and the thieves guild! Oh, and an occasional (well, I'm a vampire, it's not occasional) daedra worshiper! 😆

[@chopsyoutube]

gay

[@catalyticoutlaw]

why was my brain screaming “farkas” the whole time he’s such a wholesome human being

[@lexi1104]

Isn't he! I've always picked him as a spouse for my werewolf characters.

[@konekodraws1064]

Yep. I was surprised he wasn't on the list

[@ChocolateLoveKitten]

Right? I love him and his brother, Vilkas. But Farkas is so sweet and wholesome I couldn't resist.

[@littlevicki95]

Farkas every time

[@xFoxOne]

Omg same here! More love for the wolfe with "ice for brains"

[@25Erix]

Farkas is my go-to husband in all my playthroughs. The fact he stays essential after the Companions questline is done is a good perk.

[@devoncortez1255]

I actually enjoyed that Aerin comes with Mjoll to live with me. Gives more life to the home. The more the merrier!

[@tearsofblood165]

Right! I thought this to. Besides it's one more adult to split chores bring in meat and protect the kids. Skyrim is a harsh place.

[@kittycatrina1861]

welcome to my house! this is my child, my dog meeko, my follower, my serana, my house carl, my at home bard, my wife, my wifes boyfriend, my other child, my other child's pet fox, mila valentia, and my hostile ash guardian :) want to see my aquarium?

[@realityveil6151]

@@kittycatrina1861 Wait wait wait....wife's boyfriend?

[@donalddarko5807]

@@kittycatrina1861 OUR boyfriend

[@Otval_bashky]

He is friend of family

[@Ghost-kt9et]

would snap up sorex "dad jokes" vinius in a heartbeat if he didnt have that goddamn belethor voice

[@BierBart12]

Do come baack...

[@quill7889]

@@BierBart12 you made me laugh so god damn loud lmao

[@gravytrainn]

If it makes u feel better, it’s nick valentine from Fo4🤷🏼‍♀️

[@jaredlikesmusic]

@@gravytrainn really?? If so that brings me SO much joy because I love Nick 🥺

[@jessieg58]

@@gravytrainn isn’t he also Codsworth from Fallout 4

[@SlimShady-tc5mb]

Bethesda : You can marry Serana now Every KZbinr : THE ONLY GIRL YOU SHOULD MARRY IN SKYRIM

[@MissSchnickfitzel]

the least interesting one to marry is serena

[@biffin1123]

She is forced on to the player.

[@thatoneguythatsalwaysonlin2770]

Aeshma How though, she has the backstory of a Fallout character and is part of a main quest where you can work together, if I would I would marry Partysnacks though.

[@Smoothsmoothie]

Daaaaamn that chick is hot

[@Kratatch]

I hate Serana, i wish you could kill her after you complete Dawnguard.

[@keyboardbirb]

My favorite spouse is Erik the Slayer. He's such a pure cinnamon roll. I love how he gasps and says "By the Nine!" whenever we come across any breathtaking scenery. He's so earnest and sweet, and I love how he says 'my love' when talking to you.

[@ЧистоеНебо-ш2ц]

keyboardbirb you a girl? 😂

[@Fire_Bear42]

“Let me guess, someone stole your cinnemon roll”

[@andrewrustav3898]

He's also a in-game character based on a real life person who's no longer with us

[@saphiro007]

He is my husband. He’s really hot, and he loves taking care of everything.

[@WarmongerL0M3N]

Fun fact Erik is voiced by the guy who did Haku in Spirited Away.

[@ariaseymour9634]

My character Katjia married Lydia. Honestly, I was falling in love with Lydia because I had her follow Katjia everywhere. They've adopted two girls and they are the cutest sapphic couple in Skyrim.

[@janemorriss4548]

I specifically don’t take Lydia out for more dangerous quests just in case she dies cuz I need her to look after my child

[@ariaseymour9634]

@@janemorriss4548 Oh you better know I save like every 10 seconds in case Lydia dies.

[@insertunoroginalnamehere6189]

@reel sarce i think Lydia dies only if the player kill her, same with other non essential npcs Bc if she gets attacked and her health is low she'll just kneel down

[@dripsnake44]

@@insertunoroginalnamehere6189 My Lydia got killed by a dragon and the Krosis dragon priest on my first playthrough sooooo

[@insertunoroginalnamehere6189]

@@dripsnake44 oof then i was wrong

[@hailee176]

Farkas is literally the cutest and no one can tell me otherwise - I will never choose another spouse

[@dales787]

Im mad, i can't marry jarl bulgruf and he is a hot piece of ass.... No homo.

[@ihaveneverfeltthetouchofaw996]

_king_of_strange _ I’ll give you a pass on that one, balgruuf is sexy

[@KarineBeaulieu1]

I married him in the playthrough i'm doing now must look odd to everyone around us Archer woodelf mage (werewolf) married to a beast of a nord LOL

[@Xxsorafan]

He’s adorable but I end up choosing his brother instead

[@gracegaylord9025]

Same

[@hamburgerman4440]

There's so many of characters available for marriage, but somehow your favorite character is never up for that.

[@dwarvenwarrior7713]

At least their is a mod to allow me to marry my little kitten m'rissi

[@klavicus2276]

Kind of a bummer that high elf sourceres from winterhold isnt marriageable. And btw is Freia from Solstheim? Don’t remember anymore

[@dwarvenwarrior7713]

@@klavicus2276 yes I think

[@axeldornelles5292]

Serana...

[@dwarvenwarrior7713]

@@axeldornelles5292 their is a mod for her

[@kabedondon]

I've always wished there were a way in the game to drive out Maven and the Blackbriars and make Mjoll the Jarl of Riften.

[@General_Griffin]

Right? Fuck the Blackbriars! Arrogant snobs all of them...

[@kyle18934]

That would be a good quest, but it might contest with the thieves guild

[@ladyselin35]

@@kyle18934 Wish theyd add destroy the thieves guild mission. Even though id hate to kill Vex. I like her voice.

[@qcumber6652]

Silverbloods are worse.

[@kalenacrowe9984]

Kill them😈

[@thedragonbornkiera]

I wanted to marry Brynjolf. But no. So I made do with Vilkas. It's cute the way he says "Do you need anything my love?" 😀🤣 I'd have preferred the banter with Brynjolf tho.

[@DannyMorrs]

I always made Farkas my husband. I liked the idea of them meeting early on and experiencing so much together, but it was more so to have my Daedric armor clad Dragonborn walk into his house and hear a gravelly "Hello dear" coming from the campfire

[@lostagain9386]

I always marry Vilkas. I liked the idea of Farkas being 100% supportive of his bro. Not to mention Vilkas wasn't open to the dragon born at first so then you get to go on a sort of character development arc with him, making them ultimately closer. That and he's just really sweet once you get far enough into the Companions Quest. (Even though I always wanted to marry Brynjolf ^^;;)

[@PunkZombie1300]

I just marry Ysolda cuz she's a drug dealer...

[@ladyselin35]

@@lostagain9386 Vilkas is perfect husband His voice is amazing , Did you need anything my love? :DD Hes treating you like a queen when youre at home^^

[@lostagain9386]

@@ladyselin35 He really is, I only wish I could do more stuff for him. Like, I bought this kitchen so I could cook for him as well lol

[@pwetitesticlesdickbuttesti2151]

Lost Again u r geh

[@d.w952]

Imagine watching this through the magic mirror on Shrek with the bachelor/bachelorette music and flower transitions

[@rocksonthebrainbonk3739]

I remember getting super upset when I couldn’t marry Vex

[@MissSchnickfitzel]

THIS. i play as my bf and tried desperately finding blonde women that look like me and i still havent found a suitable spouse. and then with the character where i play as myself i cant seem to find a single man that looks similiar to my bf and is marriable...

[@rhysnichols8608]

Aeshma What about Jordis the sword maden? She’s a sexy blonde wife you could get, become thane of solitude she is your housecarl

[@jillfanning749]

ME

[@rogervandyck9186]

@@rhysnichols8608 she is a blonde lydia lmao

[@vannah9795]

this hits hard man

[@SquawkMonk]

One of my favorite play throughs personally was as a Khajiit, marrying Ysolda, and using crafting and the thieves guild to take over the world economically. My other favorite spouse was Muiri. No specific reason why, she just seemed interesting.

[@TLG6669]

Ysolda; if you play it right she can be your Bannered Mare running drug lord.

[@The_Ethereum]

Thomas Grinnan does she ever get the mare? I’ve never actually seen her get the inn

[@wolvesfang271]

@@The_Ethereum if the inn keeper dies, she takes over.

[@The_Ethereum]

AbdulKarim Kawsara oooooh. Neat!

[@SRVaris]

@@wolvesfang271 soo if the inn keeper has a unfortunate accident ;)

[@Sacremas]

I kinda like Hulda, so I let Belethor have an "unfortunate accident" instead, as she will take over his store in that case as well.

[@haasofdetroit9828]

Uthgerd hands down: >Play a Legendary run and delay the main questline (because I'm a puss) >Still get wrecked several times on the way to Whiterun >Fml when I realize no dragon tablet, no Breezehome >Meet Uthgerd and demonstrate domestic abuse proficiency >Acquire her as a follower and get carried thru my endeavors >Realize she has a house in Whiterun with safe storage >Get married at level 5 >Well-rested now 15% on my travels >Went from being desolate to being carried, sheltered, and fed >I can indeed stand the sight of a strong Nord woman

[@globalcritics9076]

*Taerie spits on you* Me: "More" Taerie: "What?" Me:"What?"

[@tesyeet970]

JAILLLLLENJWJSJWH

[@madisondameron142]

She has total top energy

[@youreaclownmyguy]

On my first playthrough I married Aela the huntress and after our wedding was complete….she ran away and I couldn’t find her, she wasn’t in her normal location and she ran away so quick I didn’t have the chance to tell her what house I lived at. I eventually managed to use cheats to teleport her to me but seriously if she didn’t want to get married she shouldn’t have suggested it lmao

[@adelefurness4021]

6:34 "Not only does he own a business" Me: nice "He also protects his family" Me: love that "But he also knows dad jokes." Me: Ok, but that's hot.

[@AS-sn2kg]

😏

[@ceiliannbaldwin5592]

I liked him, but I wasnt sold until he mentioned the dad jokes. Those are essential.

[@adelefurness4021]

@@ceiliannbaldwin5592 100%

[@boethia7367]

Daddy material...for my 2 adopted babies.

[@yveltalsea]

also he has belethor's voice actor 🥵 do come back~

[@zacplayzgamer6328]

Me: Will you marry me? Serana: No Mods: I'm gonna do whats called a pro gamer move

[@Danariya1]

Brynjolf and Serana were my top picks when I played for the first time and I was so disappointed I couldn't marry any of them

[@Jade_West2010]

Ikr...

[@jessieg58]

Literally every npc I was even remotely interested in marrying my character to was unavailable as a spouse 😕 my Dragonborn is forever stuck in the friend zone lmao

[@eleanorcooke7136]

Yup, no khajiits or Delvin Mallory. I don't want Aela or Lydia or Mjoll. There are very few good marriage candidates so I am currently considering Farkas. Would love to marry into a khajiit caravan though but I have PS3 so no mods for me. 😭

[@Em-fz5uh]

Me too. I've only started playing Skyrim for the first time recently and I was very disappointed when I learned you couldn't marry Brynjolf. I genuinely don't unederstand why they aren't marriage candidates. There are some allusions that they might be into the Dragonborn but nope lol. So then I was like, well I'm going to marry a thieves guild member but... still nope. Most of the mariable npc are super bland.

[@Arronic]

With modding Now you can If you a modder like myself

[@abracadaverous]

My current playthru is the first time I've married Taarie. She has the same dialogue as Grelka and Temba, but her voice actor's delivery of the lines is surprisingly sweet. What seems like aggression from Grelka sounds like gentle teasing from Taarie.

[@rorydonaldson2794]

"keep an eye on the guy we're told not to worry about" *Pulls out mace*

[@25kbenn]

Rory Donaldson yes we saw that

[@dotunfadairo8496]

I laughed so hard at that bit

[@anotherone6330]

*First girl is beautiful and sounds Russian* *she also hates evil* Me: *sweating from trying to pick pocket everyone I meet including her*

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Her accent is norwegian.

[@BierBart12]

Smartass time, her accent is Nord.

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@BierBart12 You mean "nordic"?

[@swevixeh]

Sounds more icelandic/faroese to me

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@Brisdad53 Are you sure?

[@MezTZO]

So weird hearing Sorex, with his voice being much deeper than his dad's.

[@magmat0585]

I always choose either Ysolda or Muiri, they both start their own stores and I'm not a fan of followers (I prefer sneaky archery, and then blowing everything up with magic if I'm found out. Sneaking and explosions are 2 things the NPC AI isn't that great at dealing with)

[@corv1d770]

Sylgja in shors stone is another good non follower wife

[@xxennon0244]

There’s a black book that keeps magic from hurting followers

[@cristianrios8804]

I REALLY wished to marry Angi, she's a badass Archer that took revenge for her parents and lives in a cabin outside Falkreath but she's still sweet and dedicated enough to teach you how to use the bow properly. I'm sure she'd be a lovely mother

[@cjrocks2012]

Yo she was my top pick but you can't

[@ilovebirds3157]

I was at 73 archery when i discovered her, got to 76 by shooting 3 arrows. I was like "hmmm, ok I'll leave now since that's kinda... A cheap way to level up"

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

I accidentally married the blacksmith in Riften ,I think his name was Balimund? Real nice guy

[@BigBazz91]

Lol accident huh? What happens in Riften stays in Riften eeeeh?

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

@@BigBazz91 well just for context ,I was doing the Love goddess (I forgot her name) quests (You need to be wearing her amulet to do the quests) so I forgot I had her amulet on ,and I went to his shop ,and I just kept pressing the button and without looking and got into the interaction where he asks you to marry him ,when I looked over it I didn't want to say no ,so I accepted And that's the story of how My Skyrim Character became Gay

[@weed3728]

Anis BEng 😂😂😂

[@coralux_7194]

Anis BEng omg haha love it. That’s why you should read the texts lol! Well, you could’ve ended up together with someone really bad, so luckily it was ’only’ Balimund. The kind of same happened to me, I was doing ”The Taste of Death” -quest for the first time, and I just skipped all the dialogues, so I ended up panicing why the heck my character was going to eat the priest lol! Then I just killed all of the cannibals and the priest gave me a big amount of gold and nothing ever happened.

[@konekodraws1064]

Bailmund

[@sword-and-shield]

Nobody touches Lydia for No.1 She knows when to range with a bow and put the stick in them, and then bust out the sword and board and hack em down. I sometimes stand back, just to watch her work she is so glorious. Runs a profitable side business, while being a great cook. Nothing more I need in a Nord woman.

[@sword-and-shield]

@Redheaded Stranger Only a few times for me then with mod after marriage it was "Yes sweetie what would you like me to carry" or just "Yes my love"

[@epicmickey2351]

She can walk in air as well for some odd reason...

[@blacktothepinkwereprettyan2582]

She also uses staves. I always give her conjuring staves plus me a bow conjurer, I have an army with me.

[@sword-and-shield]

@@blacktothepinkwereprettyan2582 Yeah, had to remove one she picked up once, because, I just love her hack and slash more.

[@Gerraint]

And she sworn to carry your burden 😂

[@foofoo3344]

Fun Fact : Sorex Vinius was voiced by Stephen Russell who also voiced Nick Valentine (FO4), Codsworth (FO4) and Corvo Attano (Dishonored series)

[@marcustulliuscicero5443]

"Dozens upon dozens of NPCs are available as candidates for marriage" Shows an NPC that can't be married. Vivienne Onis was originally supposed to be marriable, but is not so in the game.

[@firaflyes4825]

Dealbreaker with Sorex -- same voice as Belethor.

[@primrosett]

and Mercer Frey :/

[@yeetpeet9660]

I think those are upsides

[@floop_the_pigs2840]

Lucan valarius

[@rexaxis3450]

Enthir and that arkay priest in whiterun also.

[@57Strudel]

@@primrosett Yup, that's the killer for me. Ick.

[@formershadow]

They should have swapped Sorex voice actor with his father’s ijs

[@tigerwarrior1787]

Mjoll: "I want to stop the corruption of the Thieves Guild and the Black Briars." Me: "Okay, I'm really solid on one of those things... but you seem to forget that I'm a Thief." Mjoll: *Draws hammer* "What did you steal?!" Me: "Your heart."

[@KnucklesR2]

Always wished that I could've married a certain *STRONG NORDWOMAN*

[@Fenris2]

She's secretly fucking the greymane who welcomes you outside the one shop

[@mars_j5479]

@@Fenris2 What kind of incestry is going here.

[@Ivanus59]

@@Fenris2 That guy you mean is not Graymane but Battleborn lol. She's Graymane. :]

[@5445jedi]

"What's a matter? Can't stand the sight of a strong nord woman on STRONG NORD CRACK?!"