“I don’t know if I’m a germaphobe but I’m just afraid of ME.” 😂
@DoubleDareRuben4 жыл бұрын
Right as I read this comment he said it in the video
@chettich13 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@janeentumbao8690 Жыл бұрын
I live in Chicago. I take public transportation. I used to work in a call center. I totally get it!😂😂😂
@jacksonsteele50843 жыл бұрын
Scarlett: This is my boyfriend Colin, and this is his boyfriend Michael
@TheSummerStrawberry3 жыл бұрын
i understood that reference
@kaiasmith54043 жыл бұрын
@@TheSummerStrawberry ^
@jchase54682 жыл бұрын
Haha exactly what I imagine their Friday nights are like
@Memenator12 жыл бұрын
This is the same relation between Raj and Howard
@facetiousmonkey5322 Жыл бұрын
Che: Colin married Scarlet Johansson and I got an electric Bicycle. We’re doing equally great! 😂😂😂
@spencerandrews66764 жыл бұрын
“Your girlfriend is black widow!” “Do you think they’re like a couple?” “I’ve never seen the movie”😂😂😂😂
@connorcobb51223 жыл бұрын
Scarlett Josthansson
@Me-wn6si6 жыл бұрын
“In fairness to me, I just got money” 🤣
@MsVorpalBlade6 жыл бұрын
T Hanrahan This is a genius line. I want to stitch it into a sampler and send it to him to hang in his apartment above his washing machine.
@MarieGlenna6 жыл бұрын
This line makes me so happy. Their in person flow is better than on the show, which I like, too.
@sophiarodriguez37066 жыл бұрын
I love that line SO MUCH!
@forscythejones85255 жыл бұрын
I dont understand. Can you explain?
@b0n3s5 жыл бұрын
Forscythe Jones He had just started making more money than he had before and so that's how he decided to spend some of it
@themripley6 жыл бұрын
I actually find the fact Colin remembered the cash register thing and got one for Che very sweet.
@lildfranca07455 жыл бұрын
Now you know why he is scarlett's boyfriend can you imagine what he does for her
@ariehill56315 жыл бұрын
@@lildfranca0745 buys her... old timey... cash registers..?
@Afrimusican5 жыл бұрын
@@ariehill5631 lol
@sandrastefani16682 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing. So sweet.
@HarrisonsFord6 жыл бұрын
I never realized how much "Michael and Colin" sound like a lovely old gay couple. Buying each other antiques and leather jumpsuits doesn't hurt, either.
@awashington84476 жыл бұрын
Beef Supreme right!!! Lmao
@CRahm07536 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@stephen_sezs6 жыл бұрын
Too funny 😅
@shaiwriter6 жыл бұрын
Best comment by far!!!!!
@laxku6 жыл бұрын
God damn, well played hahaha.
@funvampire82436 жыл бұрын
So weird hearing Scarlett Johansson being referred to as "my girlfriend"
@vazquezb20115 жыл бұрын
Let's face it, if Scarlett Johansson was my girlfriend, she'd the Black Widow and I'd be thor.
@breadtos5 жыл бұрын
Lori Hanks was that meant for someone who deleted their comment?
@fabiobalenzano64394 жыл бұрын
I think is actually very classy, he doesn't rub it in everyone's face
@fabiobalenzano64394 жыл бұрын
@Dickum N Lickum the V: Emperor Of KZbin. clearly you are not as intelligent as your wife and entirely missed the point. It just happens that the audience is a LOT more interested in the fact he is dating a Hollywood A List actress for obvious reasons, nobody compared her job to a PhD scientist or an MD or a psychiatrist or whatever. Clearly, you seem to be the only who needs to do so. Maybe because you fancy a date with Scarlett???
@cedricgant85354 жыл бұрын
Jost won @ life.
@seanjeung47386 жыл бұрын
"That's why you smell like bus seat." hahahahaha
@RBRAMable6 жыл бұрын
Sean Jeung LMAOO he said “Busted....”
@seanjeung47386 жыл бұрын
😂😂 lol
@WilliamMohamad-uv5fi6 жыл бұрын
lmao I thought Jimmy said bussy
@Cam4Jess6 жыл бұрын
I heard bus seat..lol
@seanjeung47386 жыл бұрын
yea, subs says it tho but whatever don't mind it :0
@inasaira83806 жыл бұрын
plot twist of the century: Michael che is a fairly put together adult and Colin Jost is a mess. did not see that shit coming
@wisdomfromgeorge17045 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jpm1995 жыл бұрын
Plot twist because reality isn't as racist as you
@NoSkillLeague5 жыл бұрын
@@jpm199Or maybe its because Jost went to Harvard and just seems like a really well put together guy, while Che wears normal street clothes to all his interviews.
@LijenC23575 жыл бұрын
joaquin you are the one seeing race, we just see it as Michael looks sloppy and jost looks neat.
@lildfranca07455 жыл бұрын
And yet he is the one dating scarlet omg!!!
@Danny-br3tu6 жыл бұрын
They need to do a show together after they leave Weekend Update.
@rugr82day6 жыл бұрын
D Lyu, yes, but they are head writers on SNL now so they might be on for a long while more. I think Tina Fey was a HW too but she finally left to do 30 Rock.
@jakepeterson11216 жыл бұрын
Yeah like the Daily Show, because I'm sorry, but Trevor Noah makes me cringe way more than I reasonably should.
@PhoenixForceTravelAgency6 жыл бұрын
Jake Peterson fuck you lol. Noah is hilarious. Colin is hilarious. Che is hilarious.
@Bookishbroccoli15 жыл бұрын
@@jakepeterson1121 Rude as hell. Trevor Noah is amazing!
@jeaniebird9995 жыл бұрын
How DARE YOU, SIR?! They are NEVER leaving Weekend Update!
@JohnnyRoseofVersailles6 жыл бұрын
Jimmy thinks you put the quarters in when you have a washing machine in your own apartment
@mschanandlerbong8046 жыл бұрын
Joni Rose ahahahaha, I noticed that
@terrinew94746 жыл бұрын
Joni Rose I caught that too, maybe Jimmy does lol.
@Yellomiata6 жыл бұрын
Is it possible, that Jimmy was trying to make people laugh when he said that. I know I laughed. I don't think he's been rich for so long, that he's naïve about such things. :8^)
@XOmangoXO6 жыл бұрын
Ive lived in a rental house that had a coin washing machine in the house
@vianeyboruel5046 жыл бұрын
Caught that too
@awashington84476 жыл бұрын
Now THIS is an AUTHENTIC friendship!! 😂😂
@AneteKalnina46 жыл бұрын
They seem like an old married couple. 😄
@anaeli18945 жыл бұрын
Michael Che’s views on laundry and having a washing machine make me love him even more.
@Jayonthehill6 жыл бұрын
"What about facepaint?" "Well yeah.. Maybe.."
@davidjames-cameron6176 жыл бұрын
"Che and Jost get iPhones" 😂
@ericpaulgoldie6 жыл бұрын
Vanity Fair did a great segment with these two both taking a Lie Detector Test. Awesome team!
@lynseymoffat23386 жыл бұрын
Eric Paul Goldie I just caught that on here!
@daniellee6196 жыл бұрын
Ginuine
@calisongbird6 жыл бұрын
Eric Paul Goldie I saw that, it was life!!!! 😄
@WestsideWacko6 жыл бұрын
I will be checking that out as well. Thanks.
@PETERODZZ6 жыл бұрын
That was funny as hell
@rosygarrido5 жыл бұрын
Michael wasn't lying. Black Widow and Hawkeye were together in the comics at one point. They just didn't display that in the movies.
@taragold64575 жыл бұрын
Maybe it’s just me but I’ve never seen a duo of snl head writers/ anchors get so much attention: like when Cecily was an anchor I don’t think she did any press with Colin. From hosting the emmys to going on Jimmy Fallon it just shows that they’re such a great duo that they get lots of opportunities to just be themselves and be together, and that fans love them and they’ll last a long time, that’s so cool
@abbyb27526 жыл бұрын
“In fairness I just got money.” Lmao....
@jennaperez59226 жыл бұрын
“My girlfriend” colin we all know who she is, just say her name
@crescendo6146 жыл бұрын
Michael Che, right?
@jennaperez59226 жыл бұрын
Jacob Anderson you already know
@ps3742496 жыл бұрын
But Michael said "I just got money" to defend himself, so it may have been a few years ago, with a different girlfriend, at least that's what I'm thinking.
@jennaperez59226 жыл бұрын
Tess Aurea no, Becuase the birthday he’s talking about just happened, Che posted a picture on Instagram and Scarlett is in it
@ARK9WLF6 жыл бұрын
It's sad the audience didn't really get the Hawkeye joke until Michael explained it.
@PoppyCorn1446 жыл бұрын
3:50 Colin Jost is the type of guy you could get to do ANYTHING as long as you instruct him is small steps. By the end he’ll be in the bank, holding a note and stuffing cash in a bag, with no real knowledge of how he got there.
@niftythegoblin3 жыл бұрын
"okay first I'll need you to put this ski mask on" "That's a lil weird. We goin to a themed party?" [Puts it on] "Sure, let's call it that. Anyway, here's this gun." "Whoa! This is way more real looking then we got on set. Cool, what now?" "The party is happening at this national bank, it's for my friend, who's a bank teller. Go in there and yell 'EVERYBODY GET ON THE GROUND AND GIVE ME $500,000', it'll totally freak her out lol" "Okay cool. Feel like people might misinterpret this, but if you think it'll get your friend haha!" Later that night on the news "COMEDIAN COLIN JOST ARRESTED FOR BANK HEIST, SAYS HE THOUGHT IT WAS A 'THEMED PARTY'"
@newearthling11112 жыл бұрын
This is a great idea for their first film. You should pitch it to them!
@andrewxu86112 жыл бұрын
@@niftythegoblin bruh i totally see this happening, we need to protect colin jost
@vjpaddy20106 жыл бұрын
Wow Colin Jost got buffed up for ScarJo
@vonettaspencer11166 жыл бұрын
U know her and her yoga
@gav16776 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@fungmanhei6 жыл бұрын
nah jost has always been buff... he just doesnt show them off often
@ja46456 жыл бұрын
buff or fat?
@brizhaydavis56656 жыл бұрын
vjpaddy2010 has
@jennaperez59226 жыл бұрын
We all want hawkeye and black widow to be a couple, I’m with you che
@AironLaionErt6 жыл бұрын
Nah dude, hawkeye is married with kidS
@4reptar2076 жыл бұрын
No, Black widow and Captain america
@audreyleiflores58915 жыл бұрын
Romanogers for life
@archersterling59196 жыл бұрын
Michael Che keeps it real.
@fredpearson52045 жыл бұрын
Really? And how does he do that? Any other stupid ass cliches you want to throw out there, sport?
@JamesOutonBond4 жыл бұрын
@@fredpearson5204 I mean it's true but the real question is why did that fact piss u off so much lol
@fredpearson52044 жыл бұрын
@@JamesOutonBond, congrats for sharing Archer's opinion--now you and Archer can share warm showers together and watch Lifetime for Women movies. Keep THAT real, dumbass.
@JamesOutonBond4 жыл бұрын
@@fredpearson5204 Goofy
@fredpearson52044 жыл бұрын
@@JamesOutonBond, did you burn most of your single-digit IQ and 3 weeks to come up with that gem? Fucking moron.
@juzt_mee6 жыл бұрын
*Honestly besides Jimmy & Tina,Colin & Michael are the funniest to ever do Weekend Update on SNL!!!*
@Nothing_Israel6 жыл бұрын
KING & QUEEN I hope you don’t mean Colin Quinn. Hahaha. Also, Seth Myers and Amy Poehler were amazing!
@ripdajacker236 жыл бұрын
Ever heard of Norm Macdonald
@joeryan73066 жыл бұрын
Norm McDonald was the best
@TheTonecii6 жыл бұрын
ripdajacker23 Guess not. Probably a millennial.
@legoboy486 жыл бұрын
KING & QUEEN Seth was way funnier than Jimmy.
@carolinanorth74204 жыл бұрын
I like that Scarlett's the one who realized Che sent the clown, but expected it to be a stripper.
@kateo.59473 жыл бұрын
Michael: “Your girlfriend is Black widow” Colin: “..........wait...is that why....” 😂😂
@livingalife685 жыл бұрын
I know Colin is engaged to Scarlett, but I think his boyfriend is Michael. They are like a married couple.
@bellalim38062 жыл бұрын
They are amazing together. That type of friendship is rare
@jimapplebee53224 жыл бұрын
I would love to be friends with these two. I'd spend most of my time laughing my ass off. They are a perfect team, both are funny as hell.
@annebradley60866 жыл бұрын
Michael Che and Colin Jost have the best chemistry, says Jimmy Fallon. Best way to describe them! 🙊🙉🙈❤
@fredpearson52045 жыл бұрын
Best chemistry? For what? Put together these guys are less funny than any other two people you might randomly meet on the street. Anyone can get a laugh making fun of Trump. Orange man bad (audience howls in approval). See?
@millymillymilly6 жыл бұрын
Argh Scarlett is so lucky. Colin’s such a catch.
@laxku6 жыл бұрын
Man, no joke.
@alixa10916 жыл бұрын
You say that like Colin didn’t win the fucking lottery in terms of dating
@fredpearson52045 жыл бұрын
If anything, he's definitely marrying up. In a couple years, he'll be thankful when he gets a chunk in divorce settlement.
@fredpearson52044 жыл бұрын
@, cue fuck off horn.
@Jenna-ti4qq4 жыл бұрын
lurch321 womp womp 😔🎵
@unnamedpoet97676 жыл бұрын
Michael Che is so iconic wearing a denim jacket over a hoodie.
@danandam71006 жыл бұрын
I hope these two are best friends in real life. Love the chemistry
@user-dg5nj1ez8c6 жыл бұрын
“So my dad died last week.” Jimmy fallen: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Heavenzvoice5 жыл бұрын
These two are insane.. they’re finding out more about each other just sitting here. Couples therapy! Lol
@ameliezavala33333 жыл бұрын
In 2:55 I think Michael said “bussy” but jimmy said bus seats Lmao
@mars_mayday4 жыл бұрын
Dying over the fact that "bussy" passed the censors solely because Jimmy's production team probably thought it was short for "bus seats" lmao, Che knew what he was saying 😂
@kitkat15956 жыл бұрын
genuinely thought che just got away with saying “bussy” on national television oh my lord
@loganregina97894 жыл бұрын
kitkat1595 you can say anything on TV, just gotta pay the FCC fines haha and Che does NOT hold back...I remember one Weekend Update where he said the N word lmao
@killerblingxbl6 жыл бұрын
I'm just afraid of me. Damn, I felt that.
@valenciadale35066 жыл бұрын
Loool.
@DJ-vu9lx5 жыл бұрын
Genuine friendship. I want a friend like either one or both preferably.
@luvyou-baby6 жыл бұрын
i only started enjoying "SNL weekly news" cuz of these guys, i like Colin Jost sense of humor
@coffeedenise7864 жыл бұрын
Weekend update
@emmyv56796 жыл бұрын
My favorite bromance 😂
@g.l.99446 жыл бұрын
Bus seat.. Dead
@SpareChangeTV6 жыл бұрын
G. L. Yeah that is such a funny and unexpected line. You smell like bus seat hahaha
@valenciadale35066 жыл бұрын
I thought he was about to say butt lol
@DocStewie775 жыл бұрын
He initially said "bussy"
@carolinegeiger2175 жыл бұрын
J.M. Sturdivant babe he said busted as in busted nut
@NintenJoe093 жыл бұрын
The sending a party clown to a romantic dinner is absolutely hilarious 😂
@srayj6 жыл бұрын
So, in about 30 years Michael will be doing an interview acknowledging how he just saw The Avengers two days before.
@laxku6 жыл бұрын
These guys are just so fantastic together. A completely natural and hilarious comedy duo.
@LeenaSregneva6 жыл бұрын
Even Michael Che ships Clintasha 😂
@jennaperez59226 жыл бұрын
Leena Sregneva who doesn’t LMAO
@fraziermilak19314 жыл бұрын
Bromance is strong with these ones.
@papagrounds6 жыл бұрын
Michael: "I got my first washing machine." Jimmy: "You put quarters in and you go..." Goddammit, Jimmy! Focus! XD
@jennaperez59226 жыл бұрын
Ok colin. Where did those arms come from???
@calisongbird6 жыл бұрын
Jenna Perez right?? 😍😍😍
@laxku6 жыл бұрын
Gotta fill out that Hawkeye costume.
@michaelroman43143 жыл бұрын
Colin and Michael are the epitome of an example of how america should be like regardless of race, color or where you came from!
@matthewkuhl795 жыл бұрын
Everybody should have a friend with whom this dynamic exists
@kak52683 жыл бұрын
1:35 I love that they have each other on their find my iPhone accounts, it’s low key adorable 😊
@Olivia-ws8qu6 жыл бұрын
Michael is either high or in a good mood I can’t tell
@SpareChangeTV6 жыл бұрын
Olivia yes
@PunofHarts6 жыл бұрын
probably both
@Alphacentauri8195 жыл бұрын
To be fair...When I’m high, I’m in a good mood. Usually..except that one time I took a dab that sent me down the paranoia expressway 😲
@reason186 жыл бұрын
When these guys do interviews apart, they are not so good. When they are together, it's GOLD!!!!
@Diamondelight924 жыл бұрын
Honestly sending someone to paint Scarlett Johansson's face in literally any non-movie environment is SUCH a power move
@RobertoRodriguez-zq9kh6 жыл бұрын
Will we ever hear jimmys real laugh again?
@SpareChangeTV6 жыл бұрын
Roberto Rodriguez only during snl sketches 🤣✌️
@angel739216 жыл бұрын
Roberto Rodriguez I doubt it
@JustNel6 жыл бұрын
Whenever JT is there
@berzerk69506 жыл бұрын
The made a career out of fake laughing and breaking character in SNL. Maybe he never really knew how to laugh organically
@ftrunks2k6 жыл бұрын
Roberto Rodriguez it's sad but this has started to annoy me more and more these past months. Such a none genuine laugh.
@mclovinlife4018 Жыл бұрын
“Twitter is like if everyone you hated had your phone number” 😂😂😂
@alanthompson49125 жыл бұрын
These two need to write and star in a series, funny as hell and so real.
@JeanPaulBeaubier6 жыл бұрын
lmao that GASP in the crowd when che said he washes his sheets every two days
@113dmg96 жыл бұрын
These guys are so freaking funny... and they do it (as what seems) effortlessly.
@SpawnFan4204 жыл бұрын
I think that these two need to star in a movie together, even if it's just a short film, or even a SNL sketch.
@Heavenzvoice5 жыл бұрын
Colin’s look on the first question!! Lol
@amylee3531 Жыл бұрын
The 3 best dinner party ever. Michael, Colin AND Jimmy!? Awesomeness
@ToraShimojima6 жыл бұрын
I'm so excited to see these two host the Emmy's. They are honestly some of the funniest people on television right now.
@gisforhungry4 жыл бұрын
Michael sending the clown to an intimate dinner just makes me realize I might have found my spirit animal But also come on Colin is so sweet to remember what he said about the register. No wonder Scarlett looks so happy 😂
@DeanofSmoking2 жыл бұрын
3:17 A double sided gift? LOL. all love. Just burn. LOL
@jamesmarie6 жыл бұрын
they are my favorite weekend updaters. i love tina and amy but michael and colin are my favorites.
@abcamacho61875 жыл бұрын
Did Jimmy really say "you put the quarters in....." lmaooooo in your own washing machine????
@blueshoes9153 жыл бұрын
Getting a clown sent to a small birthday dinner is comedy genius!
@ladychips6 жыл бұрын
i love that colin and scarjo are together but these 2 have amazing chemistry!
@cheetosortiz27836 жыл бұрын
Best duo in Hollywood since Damon and Affleck
@j.hunter97956 жыл бұрын
SNL's filmed in NYC though, and neither Jost or Che are really regulars in any Hollywood movies.
@sheilamacpherson49485 жыл бұрын
Those two are so good together.
@OriginalBlakwamun6 жыл бұрын
I love these two together
@calebstevens74873 жыл бұрын
“You don’t know my life” Like they don’t spend every waking moment together 🤣